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In other news, everything's ready to
move the monumental pre-Hispanic...
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statue of Tláloc de Coatlinchán,
the Aztec God of Rain.
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The great sculpture will
be placed on Reforma Avenue...
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a perfect gateway to the,
stunning, new Anthropology Museum...
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the melting pot of two exceptional worlds...
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our glorious pre-Hispanic past,
and prodigious modern Mexico...
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being built non stop this
unforgettable year of 1964.
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Come here!
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I said come here.
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That's five pesos, mister.
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Thanks.
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00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,728
What is this place?
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A lake.
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Where's the water?
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I drank it.
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They drained it.
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Hey it's getting late.
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HOLY DEAD LADY
OF THE MIRACLES
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00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,601
Stop playing with that!
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00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,969
Can't you see Don Efrén
is really mad?
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Some miracle!
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We didn't make enough
to pay the musicians!
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They must have found
out about you!
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Whores don't tend saints!
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Leave with them!
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Scram!
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What about little Efrén?
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I told you not to give
the kid my name.
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Fucking dry lake!
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Let's go!
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I want to go down!
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Come on, come on!
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More, more, more...
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Just a minute, lady!
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All the way.
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That's good.
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00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:23,280
Damn it, José, where are you?
- Fuck, I'm practicing.
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IZTAPALAPA ICE
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The gas pump is changed but
the filter isn't working.
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See if you can fix it tomorrow.
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Yes, Don Efrén. I'm sorry.
See you tomorrow.
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José, do you have dirty laundry?
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I'll take it to your mother tomorrow.
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In two hours, close the valves.
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Yes, dad, it won't happen again.
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Keep an eye on the cars.
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YOLANDA VOMIT
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My heart almost stopped, man.
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Yolanda vomit.
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I'd better leave...
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before my old man notices
I left and fires me.
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00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,129
You're hurting me.
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00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,842
I think I'm going to tell
him to fuck off.
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00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:22,727
Look, taps like this mean keep on going.
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00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,050
A single hard tap, like this...
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means far enough.
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You signal with the rag from afar.
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It's all in the technique.
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There's good money in that gig.
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Good money?
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I could bring in $800 a day.
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00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:46,407
Right, now you're going to
get rich washing cars.
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You're such a retard.
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You'll see.
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José, you will never stop working for your dad.
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And get going, eh?
Before my parents catch us.
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00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,848
You have two unread emails
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Sender: Bárbara González
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Subject: tell me everything!
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Anita: How are you?
Remember you have to tell me...
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about the guy who kissed
you at the party Friday.
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Kisses, Barby.
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Mark as unread
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Sender: AbelardĂn
Subject: let's get together again.
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Ana: I had a great time with you at the party.
Maybe we can go to a movie or something.
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Kisses, Abelardo
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Delete.
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Hi. Can I have a computer?
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Sure, pick any one.
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Thanks.
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Sign out
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Create a new account
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Subject: Hi, Ana
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Ana, I had a great time with you at the party...
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but I must confess I have a girlfriend.
Don't hate me.
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00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,920
But don't try to contact me.
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00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,250
Message sent
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00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,922
That really sucks.
I thought you were different.
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00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,162
See you never!
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00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,641
Subject: Slut
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00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:23,923
Ana: If you're going to be like
that, I'll tell you the truth.
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00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:28,325
You are ugly I only kissed
you because I was drunk.
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Where I come from, we call girls
who kiss anyone sluts.
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00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,842
Did you think I would hook
up with someone like you?
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Bye
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00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,128
Hey I'm closing up.
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Give me a minute.
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ROOMS
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What time did you get home?
I didn't hear you.
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00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,691
Are you alright?
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00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,483
Oh, Felipe, you shouldn't work so late.
102
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,529
Do you want some tea?
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00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,327
A coke?
- Mum!
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00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,327
Well, kiss me goodnight, then.
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00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,527
Tlalocan Plumbing
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00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,642
Hey, do you know if
the plumber's in?
107
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,570
No, ma'am.
What did you need?
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00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:53,686
Yesterday he installed a sink at my
house and today there's no water.
109
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:58,324
Did you check the water main,
and go to the district office?
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00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,121
The water main, right!
111
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,409
The problem is that he's a drunk!
112
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,605
But it's my fault
for trusting him.
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00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:12,927
Just tell him that's not fair.
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00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,086
But make sure you tell him.
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00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:29,445
I got it real cheap.
It's cool, no?
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Miss, Miss.
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Let me out, don't be mean.
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It's the round one.
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00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,647
Thanks. It's just that
it's warmer in here.
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00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,328
Any horny babe want to
chat in private?
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00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,006
Fucking grungy loser!
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00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,208
Pig!
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00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:26,889
Faggot!
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00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,729
Can I have a computer?
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00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,968
Thanks.
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00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,323
Network controls
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00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,324
Thanks.
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00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,129
Asshole, what's with the connection?
129
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,607
I'm doing important stuff!
130
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,926
No, wait, I'll fix it in a minute.
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00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,204
Slut
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There, it's fixed.
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00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,962
This fucking server is defective, man.
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00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,564
Anáhuac, our true homeland...
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fell because of disease...
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brought by the false Quetzalcoatl.
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Our lands became barren.
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Our lakes dried up.
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00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,043
The legacy of great Mexico
Tenochtitlan is dying...
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00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,647
and will only rise again
when the voice and wisdom...
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00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,724
of our ancestors is reborn.
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00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,011
Hey, that was $20!
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00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,365
Hey, man, what's with you?
I got here first.
144
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,485
What's with what, asshole?
This street is ours and fuck off.
145
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,729
No way man, that's my car.
- Cool it!
146
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,886
This and the next two streets are ours.
- What, did you buy them?
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00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,929
You bet I bought them.
How does that grab you?
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00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,969
Get out of here, you stupid fuck!
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00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,209
Shut up, you badmouth faggot!
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00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,569
Leave the faggot alone or he'll cry
Come on, Palmera.
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00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,166
Are you asleep?
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00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,922
Your aunt called today.
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00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:50,159
You know your cousin is,
a wet back, and she said...
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00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:56,281
she wanted to learn about
computers to send him emails...
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00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,409
I told her I was sure you could teach her...
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00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,205
and I was wondering...
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00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,529
Who's that?
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00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,290
You drank all my booze, Andrecito.
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00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,966
How was your ballet class?
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00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,639
Where are you going?
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00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,407
Come here and drink
with me, little faggot!
162
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,730
Can't you see? I'm trying to help you.
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00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:44,922
Me?
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00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,251
Have some!
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00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,282
Or else?
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00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,922
Or do you only drink with rattles on?
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Little faggot dancer.
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Drink up!
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By the way...
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I took the price of what you drank
out of your money.
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You drunk! Bottoms up!
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Come on, you paid for it!
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Goal!
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00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,962
Yes, sir, good evening.
Is Yolanda around?
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00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:14,369
Yes, sorry I didn't notice the time.
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00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,006
Yolanda Vomit? What's up?
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00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,129
Why is your cell phone off?
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00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:25,086
No, I didn't steal it.
Wait, don't be mad.
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00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,681
He was going to get mad anyway.
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In Coyoacán, on the street
I told you about.
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Wait, Yolanda Vomit.
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Create a new account
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Nobody
Important
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Welcome to your account Nobodyimportant
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I like you a lot.
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Sincerely Nobody
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00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,048
I don't know who you are.
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How much is it?
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So soon?
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There wasn't anything important.
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Ten.
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I have to close up.
- What, man? It's only six thirty.
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No, let me say goodbye.
- This is an emergency man.
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00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,403
You're going to have to compensate
me for this, asshole.
195
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,327
Are you following me?
196
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,407
This is it dude. Give it to him.
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00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,961
Hey little faggot!
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00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,602
Hit it, man!
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Come on loser we caught you in fraganti.
200
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,211
Not so cool, eh, little faggot?
201
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,000
Fuck you.
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00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,647
House calls are not by donation
anymore, my man.
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00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:40,002
Thanks, man. I'll give
it back at the pyramid.
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Here, in case you need a plumber
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00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:51,127
But take care of it, eh?
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00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,087
What are you going to see?
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00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:32,602
Why don't you wear the shirt
I gave you for Christmas?
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You know? You should take her a gift.
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Faggot
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No, no, compadre.
No, compadre Isabel.
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You shouldn't drink anymore.
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Your plumbing will get messed up.
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00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,721
Enough, stop crying
Why are you crying?
214
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,440
I'll give you a little.
But just a little.
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00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:46,205
Compadre, compadre.
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00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,729
You always get like this.
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00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,202
My dog is going to bite you.
218
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,687
Sorry I'm late.
Did you buy the tickets?
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Let's go.
220
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,369
Hey, that's my old lady!
221
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:52,205
Why do you let him feel you up?
And why is your cellphone turned off?
222
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,081
It was so so, eh?
223
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,207
Shall we climb it?
224
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,923
Come on!
225
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,085
So, what do you do besides Internet?
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00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,722
Not much.
227
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,884
Do you like my mirror?
228
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,683
Hey, you got your fingers on it.
229
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:13,846
I know you don't like me acting like that.
But, that dude was feeling you up.
230
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,767
You didn't say how you felt
about teaching your aunt.
231
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,723
You could lend her one of
those pamphlets in your drawer.
232
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,288
Were you going through my stuff?
- No, I wasn't.
233
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,119
Your room is a pigsty
and I was cleaning up.
234
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,646
You're always snooping.
I'm sick of it.
235
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,208
I'm going to go away and you'll die all alone!
236
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,369
What happened to the car?
237
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,483
Message from Yolanda Vomit:
Stop bugging me!
238
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,931
If I'd know you lived so far away
I would have said no, my man.
239
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,451
What's with all these pictures?
240
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,088
They're my father. He was
in the Passion every year.
241
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,611
Not any more?
242
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:56,246
Not for years now
243
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,688
Is that him?
244
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,367
Bring him.
245
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:18,568
Sir...
246
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:23,807
your son says you had quite
a scare that affected you.
247
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:30,207
If you tell me what happened,
I can help you.
248
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:36,001
Who are you to bring a
charlatan to the house?
249
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,639
Sir, with all due respect...
250
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,530
Get out of my house this instant!
251
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,962
Go on! Go on!
252
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:52,367
You hadn't told him?
253
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:55,087
You can't force things.
254
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,481
Only believers are healed.
255
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,962
Do you have my fee?
256
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,044
It's inside, mister.
257
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,444
What we agreed?
258
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:13,364
Not now.
- What? That isn't right, my man.
259
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,887
Bring it to the square..
260
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:33,647
But bring it, or else...!
261
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,171
Good afternoon, can I speak to Yolanda, please?
262
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:43,967
It's urgent, I'm her cousin
and her grandma's sick.
263
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,244
Hi, it's me.
264
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,129
Otherwise they wouldn't have
called you to the phone.
265
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,042
I saw that blender leaving your house last night.
266
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,083
I'm not following you, I was just passing by...
267
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,287
by chance and saw what a whore you are.
268
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,688
How can you be fucking that asshole when...
269
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,282
only a week ago you were with me?
270
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:31,882
Yes, that's what I think.
I think you are a whore!
271
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,564
What money?
272
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,850
I need it to pay the man who came.
273
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:58,647
Come here, Andresito.
Come to me.
274
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,811
Give me that.
275
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,523
Here, Andresito
276
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,330
Yes, dad.
277
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:16,280
Do you know how many times
your dad tried to be Jesus in the Passion?
278
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,999
Often
279
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:23,767
Fourteen times, Andresito.
280
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:27,642
And do you know why he was never picked?
281
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,527
Why he never got beyond playing Barrabas?
282
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,968
No, dad.
283
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,448
Because he hadn't understood
the message, Andresito.
284
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,165
Do you understand?
285
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:40,247
Yes.
286
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:44,923
The message is the most
important thing, Andresito.
287
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:50,721
And do you know what has
nothing to do with the message?
288
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:51,919
No
289
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,891
You bringing some retard
here to see me, Andresito.
290
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,327
I'm sorry dad.
291
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,650
You know I don't like retards, right?
292
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:07,768
Do you know why I don't
like retards, Andresito?
293
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,490
No
294
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:14,680
Because history doesn't go backwards.
Do you understand?
295
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,122
Yes.
296
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,321
Do you understand?
- Yes
297
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:29,924
Good, Andresito. That's good.
298
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,451
Incorrect password
Try again
299
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,170
Gosh, you forgot your password, man.
300
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,246
I've had it with your fucking bullshit.
301
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:15,967
Get out!
302
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,209
What are you doing here?
303
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,129
I want to talk to you.
304
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,167
Go away.
305
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,124
I want us to make up.
306
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,123
Give me the key.
307
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,807
Thank you. Now go.
308
00:53:55,040 --> 00:54:00,570
Go away or I'll scream.
- Scream. What do I care if your parents find out.
309
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:08,730
I don't want you looking for me
310
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,323
I don't want you to call. I
don't want your messages.
311
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,762
Stop trying to make me feel bad.
312
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,770
Stop trying, because you don't succeed.
313
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,931
Don't come looking for me ever again! Go!
314
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,367
Go.
315
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,885
Can't you see I really love you?
316
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,770
Where's breakfast?
317
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,488
Oh, son, there's no water.
318
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:47,043
Here come those water assholes!
319
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,251
What's happening, man?
- Cool, man. Just hanging.
320
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,210
Look who's coming.
321
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,648
Look, son, your friends.
322
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,206
Give that to me, I'll get the water.
323
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,445
Just look at him, man.
324
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,082
What's happening, man.
325
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:04,966
Does the whole world have to run out of water
for us to meet again?
326
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,128
Looks like it, man.
327
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:25,966
I've got some pictures, too.
328
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:33,371
What's this?
329
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,882
Some dude left it and
never came back for it.
330
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:41,008
I thought you still collected them.
331
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,728
Shit, man, I've had enough of those pussies.
332
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:04,445
Cool. Let's get together again sometime, no?
333
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,806
You're on, man.
334
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:29,167
It's all sticky. Clean it up.
335
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:30,441
Another year has gone by, dad.
336
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,724
Here's the cross.
It's really cool.
337
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:11,002
Lights, Andrés. Lights.
338
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:16,087
Along, long time ago before there were men...
339
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:20,290
the gods were bored and lonely.
340
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:25,487
One day they got together to create creatures,
to keep them company.
341
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,848
First, they made animals.
342
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:33,809
But, when they asked them to talk to the
the animals only made funny noises.
343
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:42,007
José, stop fooling around!
Come sit by me!
344
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,765
Then the gods decided to create man and
after several tries...
345
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:56,050
one thought of using corn.
346
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,971
And yes, the corn man was perfect.
347
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:05,486
But he was so perfect that the gods thought
he might turn against them...
348
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:09,607
So the gods got together to see how they could
make sure...
349
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:12,201
man was no danger to them.
350
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:16,371
And the gods decided to becloud man's eyes.
351
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,288
Like this!
352
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:31,289
And ever since then, man cannot
see things like before.
353
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:34,007
Or understand things like he did before.
354
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:39,487
And the gods kept that man
because he was no danger to them.
355
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:43,482
Very good, Abigail.
Applaud her children.
356
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:51,010
Felipe, hand out these fliers
among your classmates.
357
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:54,039
They are for the school fair.
358
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:56,611
And don't forget, I will
be at the marriage booth.
359
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:59,919
Hey José, will you marry me at the fair?
360
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,207
No way, Yolanda Vomit.
361
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,609
Why do you call me such an ugly name?
I'm going to tell the teacher.
362
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,524
I don't give a shit!
363
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:21,531
Yes, I can't find my barrette.
364
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,644
Stop right there, Monster Indalecio!
- Another step and you die!
365
01:06:55,560 --> 01:07:00,043
Alright now, what's going on here, Mr. Efrén?
- Nothing, sir I just wanted to see who's this was.
366
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:03,279
Give that to me!
You keep on working and...
367
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,487
leave the children alone!
368
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:07,808
Come along!
369
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:11,403
One, two and...
370
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:12,927
three!
371
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,763
Wait, wait!
372
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,330
What?
- I don't want to crumple it.
373
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:28,131
Let me see.
374
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:35,765
Abigail, I wanted to tell you I like you a lot,
and would you marry me at the school fair?
375
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,840
Do you think she will say yes?
376
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,686
I would just change one thing.
377
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,605
No.
378
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,450
Give me that!
379
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,206
Give it back!
380
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:59,810
Leave him alone already!
381
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:08,487
Hey, Felipe, don't be afraid!
382
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:43,124
After the tragedy in Iztapalapa
the news crew went to the hospital...
383
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:48,604
where they took Ezequiel González...
who played Jesus in the Passion.
384
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:51,806
Ezequiel, what are you thinking right now?
385
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:58,130
The doctor says two fractured ribs
almost punctured his lungs.
386
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:02,444
It's hard for Ezequiel to speak.
387
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:06,282
What do you think of Gilberto Barrios,
who will take your place...
388
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:09,086
in the role of Jesus in the Passion?
389
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,721
What? Who is that?
390
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,366
No doubt a hard day after
two years of preparation.
391
01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:19,562
Two years? What does he know?
392
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,679
As you know, Iztapalapa elects
a person two years in advance...
393
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:24,047
and Ezequiel will not be able to portray Christ.
394
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,128
Let's see if this one can handle it.
395
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:30,649
But we are going, right, dad?
- Yes. I'll pick up the costumes tomorrow.
396
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,730
Are you finished?
397
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:37,285
Gilberto Barrios!
398
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:45,249
Hey, dad, if several Aztecs
wanted to marry the same girl...
399
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:47,322
what would they do?
400
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:54,009
They will fight to the death with no time limit.
401
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:57,169
The winner will go on to the finals
with unbeatable Andrés.
402
01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,882
The loser will be eaten by Monster Indalecio.
403
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,891
Ready!
404
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:06,969
Attack!
405
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:20,127
Ha, I cut of a leg
406
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:22,923
you lost an arm!
407
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:24,610
That doesn't count,
you only grazed me.
408
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:27,001
That doesn't count, you only grazed me.
409
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:30,087
It does count!
410
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,723
Wait, time out!
411
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,048
There's no time out
in a battle to the death.
412
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,480
But, my sword.
413
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,126
You're dead.
414
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:00,889
That's not fair, I called time out.
415
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:04,488
Don't worry, if I win, there'll
be a tie breaker against me!
416
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:15,242
Ladies, gentlemen and children...
417
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:19,207
I present the fight
of the millennium...
418
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:23,450
Cheater José against Andrés the Aztec.
419
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:26,966
Ready! Attack!
420
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:48,279
You die!
421
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:50,044
Never!
422
01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:33,207
Yes! I won, I won!
423
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,089
You see?
424
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:52,121
Why did you let him win?
425
01:12:55,880 --> 01:13:03,783
If anyone has any objection
to this solemn ceremony...
426
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:09,970
What happened, honey? Who won?
427
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:24,402
Stop! I love MarĂa Candelaria.
428
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:49,523
Aren't you hungry?
429
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:55,927
Did Monster Indalecio eat a lot of children today?
430
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,840
If you're not going to tell her, I will.
431
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:39,840
No, wait. She's with Yolanda Vomit.
432
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:57,362
This is for you.
- Thanks.
433
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:20,083
Hey Abi. What do you say?
- No way Abi is going to marry you.
434
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:24,285
No one marries cry babies.
435
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,839
Hey José, will you marry me?
436
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:48,922
Who is Abigail going to marry?
437
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:51,811
I think Felipe. He sent her a love letter.
438
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:54,199
Did you know?
439
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,009
Wait.
440
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:03,524
Damn cheat! We agreed that I
would marry Abigail. You lost!
441
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:07,566
That's not true, you cheated
because I called time out.
442
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:10,403
Besides, if Andrés hadn't let you win...
443
01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:11,760
I would have had another chance.
444
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:30,283
José, Abi says she will marry
you if you ask her in person.
445
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,127
Will you come with me?
446
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:37,522
You stay here, cheater!
447
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:57,403
- The bell! Let's go.
- Wait, my backpack!
448
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:12,119
Miss Cecilia, Abigail said yes to José.
449
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:13,770
Let them get married.
450
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:28,201
The bell already rang.
- Please...
451
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:30,851
Your parents are waiting at the door.
452
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:34,402
You're too late.
- Come on!
453
01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:57,283
What's the matter, Felipe?
454
01:17:57,480 --> 01:18:00,404
Come on, let's go.
It's time to go home.
455
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,045
Yes, teacher.
456
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:06,763
My school ID.
457
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:13,447
Look, there's Abigail. Tell
her she has to leave, too.
458
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:21,607
Abi, your school ID was in the classroom.
459
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:26,967
Couldn't you bring it to me?
460
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:45,370
Let's go!
461
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:48,729
What about Abigail?
462
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:15,205
Ok, see you later.
463
01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:17,681
See you later, teacher.
464
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:22,484
They're coming for the stalls tomorrow, eh?
465
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:25,286
Don't sleep in!
No, sir.
466
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:04,166
Hey, she hasn't looked out, has she?
- Look, there she is.
467
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:37,443
Here comes Yolanda Vomit.
468
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,249
Where's Abi?
469
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,844
Didn't you see her at school?
470
01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:59,044
They must know.
471
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:02,408
Go ask them.
472
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:06,761
Have you seen Abigail?
473
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,850
No, she hasn't come out of her house.
474
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,481
Abigail, I can't find her anywhere.
475
01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:24,690
Did you ask the kids?
476
01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:31,681
Where can she be?
477
01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:44,925
We can't find her.
478
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:53,370
I told you we should
wait for her.
479
01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:57,283
I think he kidnapped her.
- Who?
480
01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:59,602
Indalecio.
481
01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:00,841
I'm going to tell my dad.
482
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:04,606
No, wait. Let's go to school and check it out.
483
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:08,009
Come on. If he has her,
he'll answer to me!
484
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:11,926
You're so damn dumb! I'm going to tell my dad.
485
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:30,367
Careful, Andrés. Go home. Go on!
486
01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:25,684
Come here, Felipe.
487
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:39,241
Abi, are you alright?
- Yes
488
01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:41,641
I'm sorry.
489
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,849
Was it your fault she
got locked in the school?
490
01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:46,644
Did Monster Indalecio abduct you?
491
01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:48,967
No, he didn't even know I was here.
492
01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:54,406
Here's the backpack.
- Where's the girl?
493
01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:54,450
His name was Indalecio, wasn't it?
494
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:57,040
No.
495
01:25:57,240 --> 01:26:00,164
That's just what the kids called him.
496
01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:03,330
His name was Efrén.
497
01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:09,720
Notify Emilia, she's one
of the whores on the hill.
498
01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:46,130
No, she got locked in the school all afternoon...
499
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:49,205
and no one knows why.
500
01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:54,964
The strangest part is that
man didn't lay a hand on her.
501
01:26:57,480 --> 01:27:02,042
Yes, he's asleep now.
502
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:17,363
Efrén, open up, Efrén.
503
01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:26,847
They killed Efrén. Open up.
504
01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:30,920
Open up, open up.
505
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:06,127
Dad, it's really late
506
01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:37,406
Silence, please.
507
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:45,491
Know ye that the blood of the just falls like...
molten lead on the killer's conscience.
508
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:50,283
Are you satisfied now?
- No!
509
01:29:50,440 --> 01:29:53,489
Having seen a man so cruelly punished.
510
01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:57,406
Sentence him! Crucify him!
511
01:29:57,480 --> 01:30:01,201
Remember that he was most beautiful.
512
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:04,443
White and blonde and of
such pleasant appearance...
513
01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:08,047
that he consoled whomever looked upon him.
514
01:30:08,160 --> 01:30:09,810
Look at that face now.
515
01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:13,208
Have you seen one more
disfigured and mutilated?
516
01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:16,250
We have seen worse.
517
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:19,922
Yes, crucify him! Sentence him to Golgotha!
518
01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:50,809
He calls himself the King of Israel!
519
01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:54,403
I will pass sentence to calm the people!
520
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:59,319
Look, son, it looks great
through the periscope.
521
01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:02,359
Do you want to see?
- No, not right now.
522
01:31:02,360 --> 01:31:06,081
I, Pontius Pilate...
523
01:31:06,440 --> 01:31:12,243
judge, sentence and condemn to death...
524
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:17,408
Jesus of the rabble of Nazarene.
525
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:22,330
And I dictate that he...
526
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:26,002
shall die on the cross.
527
01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:28,761
Crucify him!
528
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:39,727
May heaven bear witness that I am innocent of
the death of this just man.
529
01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:44,321
May heaven's fury fall
on his executioners.
530
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:15,083
Look at them!
531
01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:18,284
Come on, come on!
532
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:21,962
Come on, come on!
More more...
533
01:36:53,080 --> 01:36:56,880
I didn't make it.
534
01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:04,847
Who cares?
535
01:38:21,440 --> 01:38:23,966
You're a child.
536
01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:28,968
I'm old now. There are younger women here.
537
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:37,327
It's a hundred pesos in advance.
538
01:38:50,480 --> 01:38:55,247
Undress and lie down,
I'll be right back.
539
01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:23,727
Haven't you taken of your
clothes yet, child?
540
01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:53,528
It was my fault.
541
01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:56,611
What was?
542
01:40:21,920 --> 01:40:24,810
Do you hear the song?
543
01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:36,846
You put it on inside out.
544
01:40:49,480 --> 01:40:53,565
It's not your fault
I have memories.
545
01:42:10,960 --> 01:42:12,405
Come with me.
546
01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:23,288
Should I ask for something?
547
01:43:23,360 --> 01:43:25,362
No
548
01:43:25,520 --> 01:43:29,969
There's nothing to ask for.
549
01:44:35,560 --> 01:44:39,167
I'm thirsty too.39351
