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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:14,181 ♪ I don't think that I can take it♪ 2 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:17,719 ♪ 'Cause it took so long to bake it♪ 3 00:00:17,752 --> 00:00:24,792 ♪ And I'll never have that recipe again♪ 4 00:00:24,826 --> 00:00:28,128 ♪ Again♪ 5 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:17,397 Come in if you dare. 6 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,267 The living. 7 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,669 The dead. 8 00:03:21,703 --> 00:03:23,771 Can they coexist? 9 00:03:23,805 --> 00:03:25,907 That's what we're here to find out. 10 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:29,644 My name is Lydia Deetz, and welcome to Ghost House. 11 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,248 Joining us in the attic tonight 12 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:38,920 are Emmet and Jody Welch, from Cleghorn, Wisconsin. 13 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:42,322 Along with their dog, Taco. 14 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:43,591 And we're gonna hear about how 15 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:47,695 their dream home became a ghost house. 16 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:52,734 I've been a psychic mediator for over 15 years. 17 00:03:52,767 --> 00:03:54,502 But nothing could have prepared me 18 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,403 for what I encountered when I visited 19 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,538 the Welch farm. 20 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,941 Here's a preview. 21 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:02,342 Be warned, 22 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,410 it's intense. 23 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:08,850 I don't know what I'm gonna find behind this door, 24 00:04:08,883 --> 00:04:12,319 but it doesn't want me here. 25 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:32,006 I feel a dark presence. 26 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,975 We need to leave! Now! 27 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:41,314 Emmet, are you ready to hear about your paranormal visitors? 28 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:42,382 Bring it on. 29 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,885 How about you, Jody? 30 00:04:43,918 --> 00:04:45,586 Haven't slept a wink 31 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:48,022 since we moved into that darned house. 32 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:51,491 Taco was so freaked out, he goes to the bathroom 33 00:04:51,526 --> 00:04:53,895 in his doggy bed every night. 34 00:04:53,928 --> 00:04:55,997 It's been a living nightmare. 35 00:04:56,030 --> 00:05:00,501 Confronting the unknown. Conquering your fears. 36 00:05:00,535 --> 00:05:02,469 There's nothing harder. 37 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,771 But don't worry. 38 00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:05,372 I'll be right by your... 39 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:09,677 What the... 40 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:10,745 No. 41 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:13,881 No, no. 42 00:05:13,915 --> 00:05:14,916 What's going on? 43 00:05:16,017 --> 00:05:17,585 -I don't know. -Go! 44 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,554 No. No. 45 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,522 -Uh... -You're doing great. 46 00:05:21,556 --> 00:05:23,658 I'm... 47 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:26,093 Need a break? 48 00:05:26,127 --> 00:05:28,062 -Yeah. -Yeah, let's take a break. 49 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:31,065 Lydia Deetz, ladies and gentlemen! 50 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,667 Bravo. 51 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:35,703 I need five. Make it happen. 52 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,639 Okay, everybody, that's lunch! 53 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:51,586 I told him he needed to wear contacts. 54 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:54,655 But no, Mr. Big Shot Magician wouldn't listen. 55 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:56,456 Oh, can you give it a rest, Nadia? 56 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:58,092 I'm having a really shitty day. 57 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,695 Hmm? 58 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:04,464 What happened out there? 59 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,467 You okay? 60 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,036 Yeah, I'm fine. 61 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:11,105 It's these double taping days, 62 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:13,541 -it can get to me. -Oh, God. 63 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,877 Kills me to see you feeling like this. 64 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:17,144 Because when you're feeling like this, 65 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:18,579 it just makes me feel what you're feeling. 66 00:06:18,613 --> 00:06:19,914 So in a weird way it's like, 67 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,749 when you're hurting, it's hurting me. 68 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,018 -I don't know. -God, I'm sorry. 69 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,920 I... I don't mean to make you feel like that. 70 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:28,155 Oh, babe. Hey, it's okay. 71 00:06:28,189 --> 00:06:30,024 If anything, it just shows how connected we are. 72 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,629 It's like we got the same stupid little heart. 73 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:46,473 No. You don't need these. 74 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:47,508 Oh. 75 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,477 I have one job, and that is 76 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,513 to make sure that you do not drown your talents 77 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,015 at the bottom of a bottle of pills, Lydia. 78 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,717 Please... 79 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:58,451 just to get through today. 80 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,158 Okay. But... 81 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,893 this is the last time 82 00:07:05,927 --> 00:07:07,662 that I ever dig pills out of a trash can for you. 83 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,897 Do you understand? Or a toilet or sink. 84 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,533 Here. 85 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:17,138 Okay? You got this. 86 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:18,172 -All right? -Yeah. 87 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,079 -Is that mine? -Don't move. 88 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,048 Who's texting me? 89 00:07:27,081 --> 00:07:28,716 Your stupid stepmother. 90 00:07:29,784 --> 00:07:31,118 She's got texting diarrhea. 91 00:07:33,254 --> 00:07:34,487 I have to go. 92 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,057 Lydia... 93 00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:37,858 we still have a segment to finish. 94 00:07:49,003 --> 00:07:50,571 Tell us about 95 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,540 the inspiration for The Human Canvas. 96 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,741 I am my own canvas. 97 00:07:54,709 --> 00:07:56,177 I am my art. 98 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:59,547 As we know, art imitates the living. 99 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,048 It feeds me. 100 00:08:01,082 --> 00:08:03,651 And I was not getting enough nourishment 101 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,619 from the sculpture alone. 102 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:08,289 So, I decided to broaden my tastes 103 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,624 and it turns out I am insatiably... 104 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,759 Delia! 105 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,194 Where have you been? 106 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:15,029 I think I've cried all the water out of my body. 107 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,731 What happened to Dad? 108 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:19,100 I'm desolee, Le Tigre! 109 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:21,602 He is the Picasso of graffiti artists. 110 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,904 He was tagging me like the walls of the Paris Métro. 111 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,873 But now he's having a petite tantrum 112 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,608 because I had to cancel the performance. 113 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:28,909 What happened? 114 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,045 What? Oh. 115 00:08:33,114 --> 00:08:34,882 Your father's left me. 116 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,250 He's divorcing you? 117 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,753 What a horrible thought. 118 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:39,887 No! He's dead! 119 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,623 What? 120 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,025 Daddy's passed away. 121 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:47,828 How? 122 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:50,698 He was returning 123 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,166 from his bird-watching expedition 124 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,701 to the Funafuti Atoll... 125 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,138 ...when his plane went down 126 00:08:57,171 --> 00:08:58,706 in the South Pacific. 127 00:09:03,344 --> 00:09:04,845 A plane crash? 128 00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:10,317 That was his worst nightmare. 129 00:09:12,253 --> 00:09:13,888 Actually, he survived the crash. 130 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,023 -He drowned? -Almost. 131 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:18,626 But not quite, no. According to survivors, 132 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:19,794 Daddy clung onto a wing. 133 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:22,863 - Over here! - Come on! 134 00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:25,132 Hey, swim over! Swim over! 135 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:26,167 Hey! 136 00:09:27,168 --> 00:09:28,969 So, how did he die? 137 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,671 A shark jumped out of the water 138 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:31,672 and got him! 139 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,008 Just like that. 140 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:37,678 I just spoke to him on Saturday. 141 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,946 He was so excited, 142 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,082 he thanked me for the binoculars, 143 00:09:41,115 --> 00:09:43,350 he said he had observed the mating rituals 144 00:09:43,384 --> 00:09:45,119 of the Tuamotu sandpiper. 145 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,121 Yes, he flew halfway around the world 146 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,789 to watch birds do it on a beach. 147 00:09:48,823 --> 00:09:49,824 And it killed him! 148 00:09:51,392 --> 00:09:53,294 We need to tell Astrid. 149 00:09:54,295 --> 00:09:56,163 Oh. Must we? 150 00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:57,965 She's already such a morbid little thing. 151 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,300 That's if I can even reach her. 152 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,669 We're barely on speaking terms. 153 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:02,970 Oh, it would kill Charles to know 154 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,306 I had to cancel my show. 155 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,607 Bonne journée a jamais! 156 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,009 What'd he say? 157 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,319 Did you see that? 158 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,045 Bonjour, monsieur. Ou suis-je? 159 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,249 Where am I? 160 00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:51,919 Down the hall, second door on the right. 161 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,721 Take a number. 162 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,055 Someone will help you. 163 00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:57,725 Eventually. 164 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:02,363 Goddamn foreigners. 165 00:11:52,947 --> 00:11:58,118 ♪ Night and day, there's a burning down inside of me♪ 166 00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:04,491 ♪ Oh, oh, burning love with a yearning that won't let me be♪ 167 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:13,133 ♪ Down I go and I just can't take it all alone♪ 168 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:19,306 ♪ I really should be holding you, holding you♪ 169 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:27,014 ♪ Loving you, loving you♪ 170 00:12:30,451 --> 00:12:32,886 ♪ It's tragedy♪ 171 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,390 ♪ When the morning cries and you don't know why it's hard to bear♪ 172 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:40,528 ♪ With no-one beside you you're goin' nowhere♪ 173 00:12:56,243 --> 00:13:00,180 ♪ Tragedy, when the feeling's gone and you can't go on♪ 174 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:04,351 ♪ It's tragedy, when the morning cries and you don't know why♪ 175 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,187 ♪ It's hard to bear♪ 176 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:10,924 ♪ With no-one to love you You're goin' nowhere♪ 177 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,035 ♪ It's tragedy♪ 178 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,271 ♪ When the morning cries and you don't know why it's hard to bear♪ 179 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:28,142 ♪ With no-one to love you you're goin' nowhere♪ 180 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,189 Hey, toots! 181 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,391 You're not supposed to be back here. 182 00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:47,562 Don't make me tell you twice. 183 00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:53,867 Where is Beetlejuice? 184 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:19,026 Ugh. 185 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,611 Ghost House! 186 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:37,945 When you're all on your third kid 187 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,913 and second divorce, 188 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,181 we'll see who gets the last laugh. 189 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,057 Perfect. 190 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,230 Leave me alone. 191 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:11,646 So it's settled. We'll bring Charles home to Winter River. 192 00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:13,280 But I've never hosted a funeral... 193 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,381 I've never hosted anything 194 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,183 without Charles standing there. 195 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,118 Watching me. In awe. 196 00:15:18,152 --> 00:15:19,721 It's Astrid. 197 00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:21,355 - Please don't leave a message. - She won't pick up. 198 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,424 Maybe I should tell Astrid about Charles. 199 00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:25,660 Might be easier coming from 200 00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:27,394 a non-feminine masculine archetype. 201 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:30,164 Well, there aren't any men left in the family. 202 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,499 Well, no offense taken, Delia. 203 00:15:32,534 --> 00:15:34,301 I'll be a member of the family soon enough. 204 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,171 In fact, 205 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,640 I might be the perfect person to tell her. 206 00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:41,108 Having just lost my own grandfather. 207 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,076 You did? When? 208 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,746 Forty years ago. 209 00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:48,282 But in my child body, that's yesterday. 210 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,751 I'm gonna tell Astrid, okay? 211 00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:51,318 Just give me a few minutes before you come up. 212 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,020 Enough! I'll handle this. 213 00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:56,457 Astrid! 214 00:15:58,593 --> 00:15:59,594 Astrid! 215 00:16:00,528 --> 00:16:01,629 Astrid! 216 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,033 Stop torturing your mother. 217 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,001 I know I usually find it funny, 218 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,470 and only fair after the way she treated me 219 00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:11,004 when she was your age. 220 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,406 But not today! 221 00:16:13,575 --> 00:16:16,310 Your mummy's lost her daddy. 222 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,545 You've lost your grandpa. 223 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,481 And I've lost my... 224 00:16:20,515 --> 00:16:22,015 horny handyman. 225 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,184 Charles. 226 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,487 Charles! 227 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:30,090 Oh, Charles! 228 00:16:32,694 --> 00:16:35,597 Can't believe Grandpa is dead. 229 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:37,732 He's like the only semi-normal person in this family. 230 00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:40,100 We're gonna be in Winter River for a few weeks. 231 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,536 What do you mean for a few weeks? 232 00:16:41,569 --> 00:16:43,036 I thought we were just going for the funeral. 233 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,438 Well, we need to clear out the house. 234 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,039 Grandpa loved that place. 235 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,575 Yes, and we are going to honor him 236 00:16:47,609 --> 00:16:49,611 with a Grief Collective. 237 00:16:49,644 --> 00:16:51,513 A "Grief Collective"? 238 00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:57,050 I am seeing a semi-multimedia visual manifesto of our loss. 239 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,418 What does loss look like? 240 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,321 Is it just tears? A headstone? 241 00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:02,690 Wilting gladioli? 242 00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:06,193 No, we need to unpack the art of sorrow. 243 00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:10,063 Yeah, that sounds really traumatic. 244 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,164 I can't go. 245 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,734 I'm our school rep 246 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,468 for our Student Environmental Conference next week. 247 00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:16,169 We're presenting our demands on climate change action. 248 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,540 I spoke with the principal, and they cleared it. 249 00:17:18,573 --> 00:17:20,842 She actually thinks it's a really good idea. 250 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,777 Yeah, well, I guess when you donate an entire art center, 251 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,612 the principal becomes your little puppet on a string. 252 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,115 Well, you're free to reject your inheritance 253 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,250 when you're living high off a tree hugger's salary. 254 00:17:33,588 --> 00:17:36,189 What? No! No! 255 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,394 Jesus! Okay, people already know 256 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,195 that Lydia Deetz is my mom. 257 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:45,232 Okay, can you stop being a freak for, like, one second? 258 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,635 -Go back. -Why? 259 00:17:47,669 --> 00:17:49,303 All right, people already know you'd rather spend 260 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,071 more time with ghosts than your own daughter. 261 00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:25,673 Jesus, Bob. 262 00:18:25,707 --> 00:18:27,474 Can't you see I'm concentrating here? 263 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,611 You know, Bob, 264 00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:32,212 long distance relationships can be difficult. 265 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,815 Especially when one of you is dead 266 00:18:33,848 --> 00:18:35,482 and the other's ignoring you for 30 years. 267 00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:36,818 But Lydia and I, 268 00:18:36,851 --> 00:18:38,720 we have a definite psychic connection. 269 00:18:38,753 --> 00:18:40,354 I just need these people out of my house. 270 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:43,256 Please hold! Afterlife Call Center, please hold. 271 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,492 How much for a premium bio exorcism? 272 00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:46,828 And I'll tell ya something, 273 00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,529 she definitely saw me that last time. 274 00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:51,398 I felt a little tingle. 275 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,667 The money back guarantee one. 276 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,602 I'm putting your call through now. 277 00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,203 I've just died, and she's already remarried. 278 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,839 Sell him the honeymoon package. 279 00:18:57,872 --> 00:18:59,473 I'll kill the new husband, and I'll possess the ex-wife. 280 00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:00,942 I'll make her do some unseemly things, 281 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:02,577 and then I'll post the pics. 282 00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:03,878 Can I pay in installments? 283 00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:10,885 I'm needed upstairs. 284 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,320 Bob, hold down the fort. 285 00:19:22,396 --> 00:19:23,665 Ou je suis? 286 00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:24,899 - Where am I? - Take a number, 287 00:19:24,932 --> 00:19:26,166 take a seat. 288 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:38,579 I'm more of a dog person. 289 00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:40,915 You! Room 515. Now. 290 00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:47,989 -Come on. -Come on. 291 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,456 Hey, easy with the suit. 292 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,490 Don't "Detective" me, 293 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:51,726 you walking disaster. 294 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:53,326 -We got reports. -Another protestor. 295 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,629 There is a ten-o-nine. 296 00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:58,833 Wolf Jackson, Afterlife Crime Unit. 297 00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:01,201 Let me take a wild stab. 298 00:20:01,636 --> 00:20:02,670 Actor. 299 00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:04,972 Not just any actor. 300 00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:08,442 I've done it all. For six movies and a reboot, 301 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,678 I became Frank Hardballer. 302 00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:12,980 Doing my own stunts was non-negotiable. 303 00:20:13,014 --> 00:20:14,882 -You know why? -Authenticity. 304 00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:16,517 Correct. 305 00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:18,853 A vice cop doesn't get to a perp's door 306 00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:22,422 and then call for some hambone stunt man to break it down. 307 00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:24,025 Neither did I. 308 00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:25,727 You gotta keep it real. 309 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,427 Looks like you got a little too real there, bud. 310 00:20:29,797 --> 00:20:30,998 Who knew it was a live grenade? 311 00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:33,034 Your name came up 312 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,636 on this case I'm investigating. 313 00:20:40,074 --> 00:20:41,743 Recognize this puss? 314 00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:45,680 Never seen that chick before in my life. 315 00:20:45,713 --> 00:20:46,781 Or afterlife. 316 00:20:50,885 --> 00:20:53,654 Any idea 317 00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,523 why my suspect wrote your name 318 00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:57,424 in this schmo's goo? 319 00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:01,294 Uh... Hard to say, Wolf, but could be a super-fan. 320 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,897 You know, guys like you and me... 321 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,999 ...we drive the gals crazy. 322 00:21:05,032 --> 00:21:06,968 She collected all her body parts. 323 00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:10,437 My hunch is she's out for revenge. 324 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,775 And you seem to be numero uno on her hit list. 325 00:21:13,808 --> 00:21:15,009 Well, wouldn't be the first woman 326 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:16,476 who wanted to kill me. 327 00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:18,513 And kinda hard to kill a dead guy. 328 00:21:18,546 --> 00:21:19,747 This gal can. 329 00:21:19,781 --> 00:21:21,582 She's a soul sucker. 330 00:21:21,616 --> 00:21:23,316 Oh, yeah, you could say that again. 331 00:21:24,786 --> 00:21:27,454 My advice, lay low. 332 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:30,390 She gets her hands on you and you're dead-dead. 333 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:33,326 And there's no coming back from that, Mr. Juice. 334 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,461 Roger that. 335 00:21:36,097 --> 00:21:43,037 ♪ Day-o, me say day-o ♪ 336 00:21:43,070 --> 00:21:48,709 ♪ Daylight come And me want to go ♪ 337 00:21:48,743 --> 00:21:52,412 ♪ Day, me say day Me say day, me say day ♪ 338 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:56,784 ♪ Me say day, me say day-o ♪ 339 00:21:56,818 --> 00:22:05,092 ♪ Daylight come And me want to go ♪ 340 00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:07,562 ♪ Come mister tally man ♪ 341 00:22:07,595 --> 00:22:09,764 ♪ Tally me banana ♪ 342 00:22:09,797 --> 00:22:13,701 ♪ Daylight come And me want to go home ♪ 343 00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:18,673 ♪ Lift six-foot, seven-foot Eight-foot bunch ♪ 344 00:22:18,706 --> 00:22:25,513 ♪ Daylight come And me want to go home ♪ 345 00:22:27,081 --> 00:22:29,684 I just don't believe I won't see Charles again. 346 00:22:29,717 --> 00:22:31,152 Be comforted in the knowledge 347 00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,654 that he's in a far better place. 348 00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:36,023 Angels are guiding him towards everlasting light 349 00:22:36,057 --> 00:22:38,726 and may his soul fly through the heavenly gates, 350 00:22:38,759 --> 00:22:40,661 like the birds that he so adored 351 00:22:40,695 --> 00:22:42,495 and soar over the Fields of Elysium 352 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:43,998 to the glory that is thine. 353 00:22:44,966 --> 00:22:46,000 What? 354 00:22:54,075 --> 00:22:55,977 I haven't been to a funeral since Dad's. 355 00:22:56,944 --> 00:22:58,145 Death is hard. 356 00:23:00,014 --> 00:23:01,849 Yeah, sometimes I think life is harder. 357 00:23:02,984 --> 00:23:04,051 I know. 358 00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:09,090 Listen, if you wanna talk to that therapist again... 359 00:23:09,123 --> 00:23:10,124 There you go again. 360 00:23:11,192 --> 00:23:12,693 You just sidestep 361 00:23:12,727 --> 00:23:13,861 every possible conversation about him. 362 00:23:14,829 --> 00:23:15,830 Astrid... 363 00:23:16,731 --> 00:23:18,465 I loved your father, 364 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:20,701 but our relationship was over 365 00:23:20,735 --> 00:23:22,570 a long time before the accident. 366 00:23:24,138 --> 00:23:25,873 I still don't understand why you can't see him. 367 00:23:30,011 --> 00:23:31,712 -Why not? -I wish I knew. 368 00:23:32,713 --> 00:23:34,081 But this ability 369 00:23:34,115 --> 00:23:35,950 didn't exactly come with instructions. 370 00:23:37,184 --> 00:23:39,520 It all started when I was your age. 371 00:23:39,553 --> 00:23:41,188 It's ironic, isn't it? 372 00:23:41,222 --> 00:23:42,790 You can apparently see any random ghost 373 00:23:42,823 --> 00:23:44,191 for your shitty TV show, 374 00:23:44,225 --> 00:23:45,526 but the one ghost that actually matters to me 375 00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:46,928 you can't see at all. 376 00:24:07,214 --> 00:24:08,749 We are closed! 377 00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:11,652 I'm sorry to bother you. My name's Charles Deetz. 378 00:24:11,686 --> 00:24:13,754 I'm feeling a little lightheaded. 379 00:24:13,788 --> 00:24:14,989 Where am I? 380 00:24:15,022 --> 00:24:16,724 Damn newbies. 381 00:24:16,757 --> 00:24:18,893 You wait! In waiting room! 382 00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:21,896 All right. 383 00:24:21,929 --> 00:24:23,998 Unbelievable. 384 00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:34,542 Hey... 385 00:24:34,575 --> 00:24:35,876 who's there? 386 00:25:31,132 --> 00:25:34,001 -My ex-wife is back. -Hmm? 387 00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:36,137 Well, I know what you're thinking... 388 00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:39,707 "When was the Juice ever tied down? 389 00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:43,077 What kind of woman could ever keep him satisfied?" Well... 390 00:27:29,116 --> 00:27:31,085 Mazel tov. 391 00:27:58,145 --> 00:28:00,080 Now she's back, 392 00:28:00,114 --> 00:28:01,248 and she's pissed. 393 00:28:31,445 --> 00:28:32,446 Hey. 394 00:28:34,516 --> 00:28:36,717 Must be pretty noisy up here. Yeah? 395 00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:39,019 In here, too. 396 00:28:41,121 --> 00:28:43,424 Listen, if you ever need to process 397 00:28:43,457 --> 00:28:45,359 any of your emotions, I'm here for you. 398 00:28:48,996 --> 00:28:51,832 Emotions processed. Thanks. 399 00:28:51,865 --> 00:28:54,335 I saw you standing at your grandfather's grave. 400 00:28:56,036 --> 00:28:57,171 He must have been a pretty dope dude. 401 00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:01,442 Death is so, like... 402 00:29:02,943 --> 00:29:06,780 It's, like, tragic, you know? 403 00:29:06,814 --> 00:29:09,950 I mean, if you ever wanna, you know, cry or just, 404 00:29:09,984 --> 00:29:11,418 kind of rage against some of these feelings 405 00:29:11,452 --> 00:29:13,320 that you have going on in there, 406 00:29:13,354 --> 00:29:14,788 I want you to know 407 00:29:14,822 --> 00:29:17,024 that I could be that... 408 00:29:17,057 --> 00:29:20,060 kinda dope dad-dude for you. You know? 409 00:29:22,329 --> 00:29:23,565 -I'm good. -You know, 410 00:29:23,598 --> 00:29:24,798 times like this can bring a family 411 00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:26,934 weirdly closer together. 412 00:29:26,967 --> 00:29:28,369 On the way over here, 413 00:29:28,402 --> 00:29:30,104 I wrote a poem for your grandpa. 414 00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:32,339 Oh, did you? How does it go? 415 00:29:34,074 --> 00:29:36,210 It's, it's, it's... 416 00:29:36,243 --> 00:29:37,945 it starts... 417 00:29:37,978 --> 00:29:40,582 It, well, it kinda like opens on grief. Obviously. 418 00:29:40,615 --> 00:29:43,384 And then acceptance. 419 00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:45,553 It's long. I didn't memorize it or anything like that, 420 00:29:45,587 --> 00:29:47,288 but it's quite beautiful. 421 00:29:47,321 --> 00:29:49,156 Cut the crap, Rory. 422 00:29:49,189 --> 00:29:51,191 All right? I'm not falling for your New Age, 423 00:29:51,225 --> 00:29:53,093 overly emotional, trauma bonding, 424 00:29:53,127 --> 00:29:54,428 yoga retreat bullshit. 425 00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:56,196 I see you. 426 00:29:57,231 --> 00:29:58,399 Because, like you, 427 00:29:58,432 --> 00:30:01,402 my mom is a very broken person. 428 00:30:01,435 --> 00:30:03,203 Okay? She's a delusional fantasist. 429 00:30:04,338 --> 00:30:05,540 You just exploit her. 430 00:30:05,573 --> 00:30:06,907 And if she wants to allow that to happen, 431 00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:07,941 that's on her. 432 00:30:17,918 --> 00:30:19,521 I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sorry. 433 00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:22,122 I know, I know. Thank you. 434 00:30:22,156 --> 00:30:25,259 Oh, if it isn't little Jane Butterfield. 435 00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:26,894 Littler Jane? 436 00:30:26,927 --> 00:30:28,228 Oh, it's Jane Butterfield-Lee now. 437 00:30:28,262 --> 00:30:29,496 We hyphenated. 438 00:30:29,531 --> 00:30:30,532 Is that Maxie Dean? 439 00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:33,133 No. 440 00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:34,401 No one's here yet. 441 00:30:36,904 --> 00:30:38,506 Sample from my hubby's microbrewery. 442 00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:42,109 "Micro"? Is that for people with tiny houses? 443 00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:45,379 Why is your house covered in black fabric? 444 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:47,448 It's a mourning shroud. 445 00:30:47,481 --> 00:30:50,417 Now that Charles is dead, so also dies this house. 446 00:30:50,451 --> 00:30:53,253 And I'm protecting it in its transition. 447 00:30:53,287 --> 00:30:56,156 To a new life with a new family. 448 00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:57,559 I can't wait to show it. 449 00:30:57,592 --> 00:30:59,259 Buyers are already lining up. 450 00:30:59,293 --> 00:31:00,994 Thanks to you, Lydia, 451 00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:03,197 everyone wants a piece of the original Ghost House. 452 00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,666 Ghosts aren't real. 453 00:31:04,699 --> 00:31:07,167 Only gullible people believe that kind of crap. 454 00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:08,636 Unless you're trying to pay the bills, right, Mom? 455 00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:10,505 Okay, honey, in we go. 456 00:31:12,139 --> 00:31:13,941 Can I have everyone's attention, please? 457 00:31:13,974 --> 00:31:14,975 What? 458 00:31:15,008 --> 00:31:16,377 We're gathered here today 459 00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:20,047 to celebrate the life of an extraordinary man. 460 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,215 Now, I only had the pleasure 461 00:31:21,248 --> 00:31:22,916 of meeting Charles a few times. 462 00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:25,185 Then I can tell you he didn't want any speeches. 463 00:31:25,219 --> 00:31:27,955 Charles hated public displays of emotion. 464 00:31:27,988 --> 00:31:31,191 Yeah, but he also... 465 00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:33,260 chose to live his life to the fullest. 466 00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:36,463 I'm going to tear a page out of Charles Deetz's book. 467 00:31:36,497 --> 00:31:38,298 Lydia, 468 00:31:38,332 --> 00:31:39,466 now, I know we had always agreed 469 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,501 to take our relationship slowly. 470 00:31:40,535 --> 00:31:42,136 But I can't wait any longer. 471 00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:45,139 Let's get married on your favorite holiday. 472 00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:47,141 Will you marry me on Halloween? 473 00:31:47,174 --> 00:31:48,375 - Good Lord! - Uh... 474 00:31:49,544 --> 00:31:51,145 That's... That's in two days! 475 00:31:51,178 --> 00:31:52,413 Yes, I know. 476 00:31:52,446 --> 00:31:53,380 I've already spoken to Father Damien. 477 00:31:53,414 --> 00:31:54,982 The church is available. 478 00:31:55,015 --> 00:31:56,316 The Lord's sanctuary welcomes all who seek 479 00:31:56,350 --> 00:31:58,118 salvation and everlasting glory. 480 00:31:58,152 --> 00:32:01,155 Just not before noon, and between three and four. 481 00:32:01,188 --> 00:32:03,490 You're seriously doing this at Charles' wake? 482 00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:07,394 Yes. Yes. Yes, because... 483 00:32:08,696 --> 00:32:10,698 because as we stand here, 484 00:32:10,732 --> 00:32:12,700 surrounded by death... 485 00:32:12,734 --> 00:32:15,302 ...let us all make a commitment to choose life. 486 00:32:15,335 --> 00:32:16,538 Because I want to spend 487 00:32:16,571 --> 00:32:17,639 the rest of my life with you, Lydia. 488 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,508 And you, Delia. 489 00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:24,044 And you too. 490 00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:25,547 And you. Again. 491 00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:27,381 What do you say? 492 00:32:29,116 --> 00:32:30,317 Rory, I... Come on, 493 00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:32,453 I can't commit to this right now. 494 00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:36,558 Oh. 495 00:32:37,357 --> 00:32:38,560 All right. 496 00:32:41,563 --> 00:32:43,330 This is too much loss. 497 00:32:43,363 --> 00:32:44,599 What do you mean? 498 00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:46,200 Well, first, the death of Charles. 499 00:32:46,233 --> 00:32:47,669 And of course, the death of my grandfather, 500 00:32:47,702 --> 00:32:49,303 which you know about. And now the death of... 501 00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:53,440 -us. -No! No, I... 502 00:32:53,474 --> 00:32:55,242 Come on, I didn't mean that. 503 00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:56,778 Thought you wanted to take life's great big bungee jump 504 00:32:56,811 --> 00:32:58,045 right beside me. 505 00:32:58,078 --> 00:32:59,747 No safety nets, right? 506 00:32:59,781 --> 00:33:01,381 But I guess, 507 00:33:01,415 --> 00:33:03,350 the only thing bungee jumping today is love. 508 00:33:03,383 --> 00:33:06,053 And that cord just snapped. 509 00:33:06,086 --> 00:33:08,021 Come on. Rory... 510 00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:10,123 -I love you. -And I love you. 511 00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:14,194 Oh. 512 00:33:14,228 --> 00:33:15,429 What are we waiting for? 513 00:33:17,397 --> 00:33:19,066 Okay, I guess. 514 00:33:22,302 --> 00:33:23,437 Oh, my God. 515 00:33:27,675 --> 00:33:28,710 She said "yes"! 516 00:33:30,778 --> 00:33:31,779 She said "yes"! 517 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,716 Astrid! 518 00:33:47,629 --> 00:33:52,366 ♪ I don't like anything ♪ 519 00:33:52,399 --> 00:33:57,304 ♪ But I love everyone somedays ♪ 520 00:33:57,337 --> 00:34:01,576 ♪ Sometimes when the goin' gets rough ♪ 521 00:34:01,609 --> 00:34:04,679 ♪ I cry somedays ♪ 522 00:34:08,115 --> 00:34:13,120 ♪ And on Sunday I'm praying to a God ♪ 523 00:34:13,153 --> 00:34:17,592 ♪ Don't know whom but he gives me love ♪ 524 00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:18,660 ♪ Someday ♪ 525 00:34:24,799 --> 00:34:28,168 ♪ And I know when the sun is out ♪ 526 00:34:28,201 --> 00:34:32,740 ♪ And good people are about ♪ 527 00:34:32,774 --> 00:34:36,611 ♪ It restores my faith ♪ 528 00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:39,781 ♪ Someday ♪ 529 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:44,686 ♪ Oh, yeah Someday ♪ 530 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,788 Sorry! 531 00:34:49,557 --> 00:34:51,224 - Sorry! - Watch out! 532 00:35:01,636 --> 00:35:02,637 Whoa. 533 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,641 Are you okay? 534 00:35:13,815 --> 00:35:15,850 Are you okay? What happened? 535 00:35:15,883 --> 00:35:18,786 Yeah. I'll live. 536 00:35:20,354 --> 00:35:21,421 Uh, what are you reading? 537 00:35:22,590 --> 00:35:24,391 Crime and Punishment. 538 00:35:24,424 --> 00:35:26,193 -One of those. -"One of those"? 539 00:35:26,226 --> 00:35:27,662 What does that mean? 540 00:35:27,695 --> 00:35:29,697 Nothing. I've read it three times. 541 00:35:29,731 --> 00:35:32,232 -Did you really? -Yeah. 542 00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:33,835 "Pain and suffering are always inevitable." 543 00:35:33,868 --> 00:35:34,836 Yes. 544 00:35:34,869 --> 00:35:36,738 Yeah, I... 545 00:35:36,771 --> 00:35:40,207 I can't believe you're quoting Dostoevsky. That's... 546 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,609 Where have you been all my life? 547 00:35:46,446 --> 00:35:48,482 So, how long have you been in Winter River? 548 00:35:48,516 --> 00:35:49,751 My whole life. 549 00:35:49,784 --> 00:35:51,451 I've never seen you around before. 550 00:35:51,485 --> 00:35:53,253 Yeah, this is just a temporary layover 551 00:35:53,286 --> 00:35:54,555 for my grandpa's funeral. 552 00:35:55,890 --> 00:35:57,457 Until my mom's janky fiance 553 00:35:57,491 --> 00:35:59,861 turned it into a de facto engagement party. 554 00:35:59,894 --> 00:36:01,328 Yeah, he announced their wedding date. 555 00:36:02,329 --> 00:36:05,332 Wow. That's different. 556 00:36:05,365 --> 00:36:06,634 Oh, yeah. If you knew my mom, 557 00:36:06,668 --> 00:36:07,935 that's actually pretty on-brand for her. 558 00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:11,171 Is your dad in the picture or... 559 00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:13,440 No. 560 00:36:14,809 --> 00:36:16,243 Yeah, he was a free spirit. 561 00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:18,913 Defender of hopeless causes. 562 00:36:18,946 --> 00:36:21,348 When they split, he went to Brazil. 563 00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:22,717 He was trying to save the rainforest. 564 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:25,653 But my mom grew up here. 565 00:36:25,687 --> 00:36:27,320 That old house on the hill. 566 00:36:28,523 --> 00:36:29,624 Wait. The Ghost House? 567 00:36:30,692 --> 00:36:32,225 Is your mom Lydia Deetz? 568 00:36:32,927 --> 00:36:33,961 Unfortunately. 569 00:36:33,995 --> 00:36:35,663 She's a legend. 570 00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:37,699 Well, yeah, if you believe in supernatural bullshit. 571 00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:39,634 You don't? 572 00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:42,904 -No. -Mmm-hmm. 573 00:36:42,937 --> 00:36:44,639 I only believe in things that I can see. 574 00:36:44,672 --> 00:36:46,473 You know, science. Facts. 575 00:36:48,843 --> 00:36:50,410 Oh. 576 00:36:50,444 --> 00:36:52,479 Yeah, it's gonna keep going. 577 00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:54,849 Back to the insanity. 578 00:36:54,882 --> 00:36:57,250 I'm sorry about your fence, by the way. 579 00:36:57,284 --> 00:36:58,753 You can tell your parents my mom will pay for that. 580 00:36:58,786 --> 00:37:00,955 Nah, that's okay. It's... They won't even notice. 581 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:06,694 Uh... Well, listen, I'll be here tomorrow, 582 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:10,397 if you want a break from the insanity. 583 00:37:44,632 --> 00:37:45,933 Witness confirmed our suspect 584 00:37:45,967 --> 00:37:48,035 as the soul sucker from Lost and Found. 585 00:37:48,069 --> 00:37:49,302 Wanna hear the weird part, chief? 586 00:37:49,336 --> 00:37:50,638 Hit me. 587 00:37:50,671 --> 00:37:51,706 After she turned the owner 588 00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:53,775 into a human pancake, 589 00:37:53,808 --> 00:37:55,643 she stole a wedding dress from the conveyor. 590 00:37:55,676 --> 00:37:58,411 Of course. This stapled sicko... 591 00:37:58,445 --> 00:37:59,747 has her twisted heart set 592 00:37:59,781 --> 00:38:03,483 on a romantic reunion with Mr. Juice. 593 00:38:03,518 --> 00:38:04,952 She won't stop killing, 594 00:38:04,986 --> 00:38:07,889 until she walks him back down the aisle. 595 00:38:10,057 --> 00:38:14,327 Cases like this make me wonder why I even became a cop. 596 00:38:16,898 --> 00:38:18,633 You're not a cop. You're an actor. 597 00:38:19,567 --> 00:38:20,568 Thank you, Janet. 598 00:38:21,602 --> 00:38:22,937 You keep me real. 599 00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:24,437 Should we take this Beetlejuice 600 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:25,706 into protective custody? 601 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:26,974 See if you can find him. 602 00:38:27,008 --> 00:38:28,576 He's probably laying low. 603 00:38:28,609 --> 00:38:30,678 Scared out of his mind. 604 00:38:36,551 --> 00:38:38,653 A little higher, boys. 605 00:38:38,686 --> 00:38:40,588 We can't let Delores get through that door. 606 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:49,396 Bob. 607 00:38:49,429 --> 00:38:50,463 Like lookin' in a mirror. 608 00:38:51,999 --> 00:38:54,035 You see, Bob, you'd serve as my decoy. 609 00:38:54,068 --> 00:38:55,770 You'd walk in front of me at all times. 610 00:38:55,803 --> 00:38:59,040 That way she'd suck your soul while I make my getaway. 611 00:39:00,473 --> 00:39:01,943 ¿Comprende? 612 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:15,790 Now's my chance. 613 00:39:27,902 --> 00:39:29,503 What? 614 00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:31,038 Why? 615 00:39:31,072 --> 00:39:33,641 No! No! No! 616 00:39:33,674 --> 00:39:35,142 Delia, what's wrong? 617 00:39:35,176 --> 00:39:36,777 I'm trying to capture the perfect primal scream. 618 00:39:36,811 --> 00:39:38,579 I'm gonna blow it up, mount it on the wall, 619 00:39:38,613 --> 00:39:40,815 and I invite all of you to do the same. 620 00:39:40,848 --> 00:39:42,683 -Why? -For the Collective. 621 00:39:42,717 --> 00:39:44,719 We cannot sincerely celebrate 622 00:39:44,752 --> 00:39:47,420 all that was good about our dearly departed. 623 00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:49,422 Not until we release the horror 624 00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:50,791 that they inflicted upon us. 625 00:39:50,825 --> 00:39:53,426 What awful thing did Grandpa ever do to you? 626 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:55,997 He bought this house without telling me. 627 00:39:58,666 --> 00:40:01,035 Oh, my God! 628 00:40:01,068 --> 00:40:02,870 I was helpfully getting some boxes in town, 629 00:40:02,904 --> 00:40:04,572 then I heard you screaming. Are you all right? 630 00:40:04,605 --> 00:40:06,473 It was Delia. 631 00:40:06,507 --> 00:40:07,875 Oh, Delia. 632 00:40:07,909 --> 00:40:09,110 I'm good. 633 00:40:09,977 --> 00:40:11,212 Ignore her. 634 00:40:11,245 --> 00:40:12,980 That was very thoughtful of you. 635 00:40:13,014 --> 00:40:15,149 Astrid, can you give him a hand with the boxes? 636 00:40:16,951 --> 00:40:18,485 I told the movers to come a week from today. All right? 637 00:40:18,519 --> 00:40:19,787 I think that'll give us all time to get over 638 00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:21,589 our grief and our trauma. 639 00:40:21,622 --> 00:40:22,823 And then, after the wedding, I think we should go back, 640 00:40:22,857 --> 00:40:24,558 and we gotta finish those shows. 641 00:40:24,592 --> 00:40:25,826 Maybe Mom can get the ghosts in the attic 642 00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:27,528 to give us a hand. 643 00:40:27,561 --> 00:40:30,698 Adam and Barbara Maitland. They're not here anymore. 644 00:40:30,731 --> 00:40:32,465 Why? They find a better house to haunt? 645 00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:35,102 No, we found a loophole, and they moved on. 646 00:40:35,970 --> 00:40:37,605 How convenient. 647 00:41:47,608 --> 00:41:48,609 Ew. 648 00:42:36,290 --> 00:42:38,025 Oh. 649 00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:39,860 God, I thought I lost those. 650 00:42:41,862 --> 00:42:45,900 That was taken at an all-night Mario Bava horror fest. 651 00:42:45,933 --> 00:42:48,602 I was nine months pregnant with you. 652 00:42:48,636 --> 00:42:50,971 My water broke during Kill, Baby... Kill! 653 00:42:52,706 --> 00:42:53,908 Dad's favorite movie. 654 00:42:53,941 --> 00:42:54,975 Yeah. 655 00:42:55,009 --> 00:42:56,010 Can I keep this? 656 00:42:57,044 --> 00:42:58,813 Yeah. 657 00:42:58,846 --> 00:43:00,714 I really like that model of Winter River, too. 658 00:43:01,649 --> 00:43:03,084 Did Grandpa make that? 659 00:43:03,117 --> 00:43:05,986 No, that belonged to the Maitlands. 660 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:08,622 You know, the non-existent ghost couple. 661 00:43:17,398 --> 00:43:19,066 Oh, I found that on the floor. 662 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:22,269 -Hey, who's Beetlejuice? -Don't ever say that name! 663 00:43:22,303 --> 00:43:23,971 Not ever! 664 00:43:24,004 --> 00:43:26,207 -Beetlejuice. -No! Astrid, I'm serious. 665 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,809 If you say that name three times, really bad stuff 666 00:43:28,843 --> 00:43:30,177 -is gonna happen. -Like what? 667 00:43:30,211 --> 00:43:32,179 In fact, this attic is off-limits. 668 00:43:32,213 --> 00:43:33,848 Do you understand me? 669 00:43:33,881 --> 00:43:35,116 Yeah, I understand that you're crazy. 670 00:43:50,931 --> 00:43:52,233 Oh, my God, it's you! 671 00:43:52,266 --> 00:43:54,668 I thought a moose was about to attack me. 672 00:43:54,702 --> 00:43:56,904 It's breathing exercises. 673 00:43:56,937 --> 00:43:58,639 Try seeing ghosts every day. 674 00:43:59,974 --> 00:44:01,008 Astrid! 675 00:44:02,109 --> 00:44:03,144 Let her be. 676 00:44:03,177 --> 00:44:04,879 God, she hates me. 677 00:44:06,881 --> 00:44:09,416 Somehow, Richard's death is still my fault. 678 00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:11,352 You blamed me for your mother's. 679 00:44:11,385 --> 00:44:13,087 She's not dead. 680 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,123 And I didn't blame you. I resented you. 681 00:44:16,157 --> 00:44:17,258 There's a difference. 682 00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:18,859 You weren't very nice. 683 00:44:18,893 --> 00:44:21,362 No, you barely acknowledged my existence. 684 00:44:21,395 --> 00:44:23,230 But we've done all right, haven't we? 685 00:44:23,264 --> 00:44:26,300 Yeah. Ever since I sold out and got famous, 686 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,735 we have gotten closer. 687 00:44:27,768 --> 00:44:29,336 No, I started liking you before that. 688 00:44:34,275 --> 00:44:35,876 Again with the creepy breathing! 689 00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:37,711 It works! 690 00:44:37,745 --> 00:44:39,813 I learned it at the survivors' retreat, where I met Rory. 691 00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:41,182 Of course you did. 692 00:44:41,215 --> 00:44:43,150 Look, I was in shock after Richard died. 693 00:44:43,184 --> 00:44:45,219 And I was working on my unresolved feelings, 694 00:44:45,252 --> 00:44:47,121 and Rory had just lost his fiancee 695 00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:48,389 in a skiing accident, 696 00:44:48,422 --> 00:44:50,791 and we were in the same sorrow circle 697 00:44:50,824 --> 00:44:52,359 and we connected. 698 00:44:52,393 --> 00:44:54,195 Yeah. 699 00:44:54,228 --> 00:44:56,397 He was turned on by you at the lowest point in your life. 700 00:44:56,430 --> 00:44:58,299 Okay, but this isn't about him. 701 00:44:58,332 --> 00:45:00,234 Astrid found this in the attic. 702 00:45:00,267 --> 00:45:02,036 Ew. So? 703 00:45:02,469 --> 00:45:04,205 So? 704 00:45:04,238 --> 00:45:06,440 Every now and then I feel his presence. 705 00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:08,008 Like he's lurking somewhere, 706 00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:09,476 just out of reach. 707 00:45:09,511 --> 00:45:10,911 But lately, 708 00:45:10,945 --> 00:45:12,446 I'm seeing him again. 709 00:45:12,479 --> 00:45:14,949 And I was really hoping this was all in my head. 710 00:45:14,982 --> 00:45:16,317 But now this? 711 00:45:16,350 --> 00:45:18,385 Lydia, you need to take back your life. 712 00:45:18,419 --> 00:45:21,388 From the hanger-onners, from this thing. 713 00:45:21,422 --> 00:45:23,023 Where's the obnoxious little goth girl 714 00:45:23,057 --> 00:45:25,059 who tormented me all those years ago? 715 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,494 It's time to find her. 716 00:45:42,009 --> 00:45:43,244 - Hey. - Hey. 717 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:51,285 - Jeremy, is that you? - Yeah. 718 00:45:51,318 --> 00:45:53,454 Uh, Mom, I'm just gonna be upstairs with a friend. 719 00:45:53,487 --> 00:45:54,855 Okay. Have fun. 720 00:45:59,594 --> 00:46:01,028 - Hey, Dad. - Son. 721 00:46:01,061 --> 00:46:03,163 Stuck on... He lives in that room. 722 00:46:14,174 --> 00:46:16,477 You've got a lot of '90s vinyl. 723 00:46:16,511 --> 00:46:17,579 Where are you finding this, eBay? 724 00:46:17,612 --> 00:46:20,548 No, I troll old record stores. 725 00:46:20,582 --> 00:46:22,483 I don't trust what I can't touch. 726 00:46:28,556 --> 00:46:30,057 Handbook for the Recently Deceased. 727 00:46:30,090 --> 00:46:32,326 Yeah, I got that at a yard sale in town. 728 00:46:32,359 --> 00:46:34,995 The illustrations are pretty gnarly. 729 00:46:35,029 --> 00:46:36,598 Yeah, looks like the kinda crappy book 730 00:46:36,631 --> 00:46:37,831 my mom would write. 731 00:46:39,199 --> 00:46:40,434 What's the deal with your parents? 732 00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:43,070 Well, my mom spends every waking hour 733 00:46:43,103 --> 00:46:45,839 in the kitchen stress-baking. 734 00:46:45,873 --> 00:46:48,175 And my dad used to work at the paper mill, 735 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:49,877 but then he had an accident, 736 00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:52,880 so now he's a full-time couch potato. 737 00:46:52,913 --> 00:46:55,215 I can't wait to get out of this shitty town. 738 00:46:57,151 --> 00:46:59,853 Um, you must have been to a lot of places 739 00:46:59,887 --> 00:47:02,122 traveling, with a famous mom. 740 00:47:02,156 --> 00:47:04,058 Not really. 741 00:47:04,091 --> 00:47:05,926 My dad's more the traveler anyway. 742 00:47:05,959 --> 00:47:06,994 We used to have this big plan 743 00:47:07,027 --> 00:47:08,329 where we were gonna visit 744 00:47:08,362 --> 00:47:10,030 the top ten creepiest places on Earth. 745 00:47:10,064 --> 00:47:13,267 So, Tower of London and Dracula's Castle and... 746 00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:16,337 yeah, then we never got the chance to do it. 747 00:47:17,171 --> 00:47:18,238 What happened? 748 00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,442 A boat accident. 749 00:47:21,475 --> 00:47:23,210 Yeah, they searched the Amazon for a week, 750 00:47:23,243 --> 00:47:24,478 and they never found his body. 751 00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:29,283 You really miss him. 752 00:47:31,352 --> 00:47:33,020 Yeah. 753 00:47:33,053 --> 00:47:34,355 You know, I at least would have liked 754 00:47:34,388 --> 00:47:36,123 to have gotten the chance to say goodbye. 755 00:47:36,156 --> 00:47:37,458 But can't your mom, 756 00:47:37,491 --> 00:47:39,159 I don't know, like, 757 00:47:39,193 --> 00:47:41,529 contact him or... 758 00:47:41,563 --> 00:47:42,930 She claims she can't even see him. 759 00:47:42,963 --> 00:47:44,932 -Why not? -Because she's a fraud. 760 00:47:44,965 --> 00:47:47,602 Well, I think that's a little harsh. 761 00:47:49,303 --> 00:47:51,539 Uh, well, tomorrow's Halloween. 762 00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:54,908 I know. Used to be my favorite holiday. 763 00:47:54,942 --> 00:47:57,010 Because my dad, he would go all out 764 00:47:57,044 --> 00:47:58,680 and make the most age-inappropriate costumes. 765 00:47:58,713 --> 00:48:00,481 Yeah, I think I was 766 00:48:00,515 --> 00:48:02,916 in second grade when I went as Munch's The Scream. 767 00:48:02,950 --> 00:48:05,587 -Wow. Yeah. -Yeah. It was a choice. 768 00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:07,087 But now my mom's getting married that day, 769 00:48:07,121 --> 00:48:08,355 so I don't know, 770 00:48:08,389 --> 00:48:10,157 probably be my least favorite now. 771 00:48:10,190 --> 00:48:11,325 Well, what time's the wedding? 772 00:48:11,358 --> 00:48:13,561 Midnight. The witching hour. 773 00:48:13,595 --> 00:48:15,429 Future stepdad's lame idea. 774 00:48:17,030 --> 00:48:19,967 Well, why don't you come over... 775 00:48:21,034 --> 00:48:22,035 earlier? 776 00:48:23,203 --> 00:48:25,005 Uh, we could, 777 00:48:25,038 --> 00:48:29,009 I don't know, we could order pizza and give out candy. 778 00:48:30,678 --> 00:48:33,914 Only if you want to. I mean that's, that's no... 779 00:48:34,481 --> 00:48:35,949 no pressure. 780 00:48:39,687 --> 00:48:42,590 What is up with these creepy birds? 781 00:48:42,624 --> 00:48:44,958 Bird-watching was my dad's passion. 782 00:48:44,992 --> 00:48:46,994 Oh, I contacted that vintage shop 783 00:48:47,027 --> 00:48:48,730 you love in SoHo. 784 00:48:48,763 --> 00:48:51,231 They've sent a few potential wedding dresses. 785 00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:53,000 Should be here later today. 786 00:48:53,033 --> 00:48:54,334 Ooh, great. Thanks. 787 00:48:56,103 --> 00:48:57,505 And a, uh, 788 00:48:57,539 --> 00:48:59,973 little bird may have chirped our big news 789 00:49:00,007 --> 00:49:02,075 to a few news outlets. 790 00:49:02,109 --> 00:49:04,378 Thought we could sell the photos exclusively. 791 00:49:04,411 --> 00:49:06,146 Could be great press for the show. 792 00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:08,750 I... Look, I'm really excited about tying the knot, 793 00:49:08,783 --> 00:49:12,286 but can we just keep it small and private? 794 00:49:12,319 --> 00:49:14,622 Yeah. Well, sure. 795 00:49:14,656 --> 00:49:15,657 It's your big day. 796 00:49:16,390 --> 00:49:17,559 Night. Whatever. 797 00:49:19,694 --> 00:49:21,428 Yo, I've got fevers running 798 00:49:21,462 --> 00:49:23,197 all through me. All through me! 799 00:49:28,803 --> 00:49:30,003 Lydia? 800 00:49:31,305 --> 00:49:33,675 I want you out of my life! 801 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:34,709 Do you hear me? 802 00:49:35,442 --> 00:49:36,443 Lydia? 803 00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:40,748 Who are you yelling at? 804 00:49:40,782 --> 00:49:43,217 Do you remember that couples therapist that we saw, 805 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:44,586 -Dr. Glickman? -Mmm. 806 00:49:44,619 --> 00:49:46,386 He said that I was holding something back 807 00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:48,790 and until I faced it, you and I wouldn't evolve. 808 00:49:48,823 --> 00:49:51,425 -Mmm. -Okay, well, he was right. 809 00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:53,695 And I'm going to tell you now. 810 00:49:53,728 --> 00:49:54,796 And, fair warning, 811 00:49:54,829 --> 00:49:57,565 it's gonna sound batshit crazy. 812 00:49:57,599 --> 00:50:00,100 Are you okay with that? 813 00:50:00,133 --> 00:50:01,502 Of course. I'd love to. 814 00:50:01,536 --> 00:50:03,303 Let's break through this barrier together. 815 00:50:03,337 --> 00:50:05,105 Okay, just give me a sec. 816 00:50:08,810 --> 00:50:10,410 When I was a teenager, 817 00:50:10,444 --> 00:50:13,748 a trickster demon terrorized my entire family 818 00:50:13,781 --> 00:50:15,482 and tried to force me to marry him, 819 00:50:15,517 --> 00:50:18,686 in order to come back to the real world for good. 820 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:21,288 I believed he was gone forever, 821 00:50:21,321 --> 00:50:23,558 and then lately, I have been seeing him again. 822 00:50:23,591 --> 00:50:26,293 And now, he is actually back. 823 00:50:26,326 --> 00:50:29,731 And I don't know why, or how, or what to do. 824 00:50:32,466 --> 00:50:34,368 Okay, so you're saying that someone called Beetlejuice... 825 00:50:34,401 --> 00:50:35,770 Don't say his name! 826 00:50:35,803 --> 00:50:37,705 If you say his name three times, 827 00:50:37,739 --> 00:50:39,239 he will appear. 828 00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:44,512 Okay. So this... 829 00:50:44,546 --> 00:50:47,515 demon is clearly a construct of your unpacked trauma. 830 00:50:47,549 --> 00:50:49,149 It's trauma that you're gonna need to face, 831 00:50:49,182 --> 00:50:50,552 otherwise, it's just gonna get worse. 832 00:50:50,585 --> 00:50:53,655 He's not a construct. He is literally a demon. 833 00:50:55,289 --> 00:50:57,592 I know this is a big step for you. 834 00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:59,393 But in the words of Dr. Glickman, 835 00:50:59,426 --> 00:51:01,395 I'm gonna give you the push you need. 836 00:51:03,731 --> 00:51:05,198 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. 837 00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:14,742 What just happened? 838 00:51:14,776 --> 00:51:16,276 We're in the model. 839 00:51:17,177 --> 00:51:18,546 That's not possible. 840 00:51:22,482 --> 00:51:23,685 What the hell? 841 00:51:23,718 --> 00:51:25,319 I told you not to say his name! 842 00:51:29,624 --> 00:51:31,693 Lydia Deetz, ladies and gentlemen! 843 00:51:31,726 --> 00:51:33,493 Don't ever say that name. 844 00:51:33,528 --> 00:51:36,263 Not ever! We need to leave, now. 845 00:51:36,296 --> 00:51:38,165 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. 846 00:51:40,602 --> 00:51:42,169 -Is that... -Beetlejuice! 847 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,308 First of all, I want you two kids to know, 848 00:51:48,342 --> 00:51:50,210 this is a safe space. Okay? 849 00:51:50,243 --> 00:51:51,613 Feel free to express yourselves. 850 00:51:51,646 --> 00:51:53,615 Don't be afraid. I sense there's an enabler here, 851 00:51:53,648 --> 00:51:54,682 but we'll get to that. 852 00:51:54,716 --> 00:51:55,917 Look, dig deep 853 00:51:55,950 --> 00:51:57,217 and spill your guts. 854 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,519 Okay? Who wants to go first? 855 00:51:58,553 --> 00:52:00,153 Huh? 856 00:52:00,187 --> 00:52:01,488 All right, I will. 857 00:52:05,392 --> 00:52:07,427 There you go. See? I'm willing to do the work. 858 00:52:07,461 --> 00:52:08,930 You two kids need to get in touch 859 00:52:08,963 --> 00:52:10,598 with your inner child. 860 00:52:10,632 --> 00:52:12,265 Mine'll be along in just a jiffy. 861 00:52:27,682 --> 00:52:29,951 Everybody says he's got my eyes. 862 00:52:29,984 --> 00:52:32,820 Personally, I don't see it. 863 00:52:32,854 --> 00:52:34,522 Scram, kid. 864 00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:38,726 You're just my unpacked trauma. 865 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,360 You're just my unpacked trauma. 866 00:52:40,394 --> 00:52:42,329 You're a figment of my imagination. 867 00:52:42,362 --> 00:52:43,598 Really? 868 00:52:43,631 --> 00:52:44,932 Is this a figment of your imagination? 869 00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:52,840 Leg man. 870 00:52:52,874 --> 00:52:54,575 Just like his old man. 871 00:53:02,016 --> 00:53:04,619 That was you stalking me. 872 00:53:04,652 --> 00:53:05,887 Hey, if stalking means 873 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,622 trying to remarry the love of my life, 874 00:53:07,655 --> 00:53:09,957 well, I'm guilty as charged. Come here! 875 00:53:09,991 --> 00:53:11,659 Home, home, home! 876 00:53:25,540 --> 00:53:30,678 ♪ Wherever you go Whatever you do ♪ 877 00:53:30,712 --> 00:53:36,316 ♪ I will be right here Waiting for you ♪ 878 00:53:38,485 --> 00:53:39,687 What happened? 879 00:53:39,721 --> 00:53:41,622 I just had the wildest dream. 880 00:53:42,990 --> 00:53:45,492 Yeah, I think we should lay off the pills. 881 00:53:53,801 --> 00:53:55,502 Snakes? 882 00:53:55,536 --> 00:53:57,572 Actually, asps. 883 00:53:57,605 --> 00:53:59,006 Aren't they beautiful? 884 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,608 Wedding gift for Rory? 885 00:54:00,641 --> 00:54:03,578 Too late. They've been defanged. 886 00:54:03,611 --> 00:54:05,680 Guaranteed harmless, and they're for me. 887 00:54:06,547 --> 00:54:07,749 In Ancient Egypt, 888 00:54:07,782 --> 00:54:09,316 a queen would perform a ceremony 889 00:54:09,349 --> 00:54:11,318 at the tomb of her pharaoh using snakes, 890 00:54:11,351 --> 00:54:13,420 the symbol of undying love. 891 00:54:13,453 --> 00:54:14,789 -Are you sure about that? -Mmm-hmm. 892 00:54:14,822 --> 00:54:16,323 We read that they were a constant threat 893 00:54:16,356 --> 00:54:17,390 to Ra in the underworld 894 00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:18,659 and represented total chaos. 895 00:54:18,693 --> 00:54:19,861 Okay, see, that's why schools need 896 00:54:19,894 --> 00:54:21,629 more art and less reading. 897 00:54:21,662 --> 00:54:23,497 You got your wish, we're leaving. 898 00:54:23,531 --> 00:54:24,599 So go pack up your things, 899 00:54:24,632 --> 00:54:25,767 I'm driving you back to school. 900 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,300 Wait, what happened? 901 00:54:27,334 --> 00:54:29,469 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 902 00:54:29,504 --> 00:54:31,606 I will pay for a fleet of movers 903 00:54:31,639 --> 00:54:33,641 to take everything back to Manhattan, 904 00:54:33,674 --> 00:54:34,909 except that model. 905 00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:37,310 We need to chop it up and burn it. 906 00:54:37,344 --> 00:54:38,679 Oh. 907 00:54:38,713 --> 00:54:40,748 You're calling off the wedding? 908 00:54:44,585 --> 00:54:45,887 What did that cheese ball do now? 909 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,354 It's not Rory. 910 00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:48,421 It's Beetlejuice. 911 00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:49,557 He's here. 912 00:54:49,590 --> 00:54:51,025 In the model. I saw him. 913 00:54:51,058 --> 00:54:53,393 Rory saw him, too, but he thinks it's a dream. 914 00:54:53,426 --> 00:54:54,662 Wait, we can't leave yet. 915 00:54:56,429 --> 00:54:59,432 I have plans tomorrow with this boy that I met. 916 00:55:01,636 --> 00:55:03,638 How did you have time to meet a boy? 917 00:55:03,671 --> 00:55:05,072 You had time to get married. 918 00:55:05,106 --> 00:55:07,775 She doesn't mean it. It's just karma. 919 00:55:07,809 --> 00:55:09,043 Whatever. I was biking 920 00:55:09,076 --> 00:55:10,878 and then I kinda crashed into his fence 921 00:55:10,912 --> 00:55:12,713 and we started talking, 922 00:55:12,747 --> 00:55:13,781 and then he invited me over to his place for Halloween. 923 00:55:16,017 --> 00:55:17,585 Can I go, Mom? 924 00:55:17,618 --> 00:55:18,986 Mmm-mmm. 925 00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:20,021 Please? 926 00:55:23,390 --> 00:55:25,827 I will not allow that menace to humanity 927 00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:27,862 to upheave our family again. 928 00:55:27,895 --> 00:55:31,132 No one goes in there, no one calls his name! 929 00:55:31,165 --> 00:55:33,034 We're gonna be fine, right? 930 00:55:33,067 --> 00:55:35,636 Mom, come on! I'm gonna be late. 931 00:55:48,649 --> 00:55:50,117 Trick or treat! 932 00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:55,957 Are you sure this is the right address? 933 00:55:55,990 --> 00:55:57,692 Yeah. 934 00:55:57,725 --> 00:55:59,560 125 Jefferson Lane. 935 00:55:59,594 --> 00:56:01,428 Don't judge... all right? 936 00:56:01,461 --> 00:56:02,897 His dad just got into an accident at work, 937 00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:04,431 and they're going through a rough patch. 938 00:56:04,464 --> 00:56:05,700 Trick or treat! 939 00:56:05,733 --> 00:56:06,734 He's cute. 940 00:56:07,969 --> 00:56:09,436 What are you doing? 941 00:56:09,469 --> 00:56:10,771 I was gonna go say "hey" to his parents. 942 00:56:10,805 --> 00:56:12,740 Seriously? This isn't a playdate. 943 00:56:12,773 --> 00:56:13,808 I mean, we're not six years old. 944 00:56:13,841 --> 00:56:14,876 Nothing's gonna happen. 945 00:56:14,909 --> 00:56:17,044 All right, okay. You're right. 946 00:56:17,078 --> 00:56:20,147 Have fun, and I'll pick you up at 10:00. 947 00:56:20,181 --> 00:56:21,616 Not a second later. 948 00:56:25,653 --> 00:56:26,654 Come on, quick! 949 00:56:29,056 --> 00:56:30,358 Trick or treat! 950 00:56:48,475 --> 00:56:51,078 I, uh, raided the basement. 951 00:56:51,112 --> 00:56:53,514 I forgot we even had half this stuff. 952 00:56:53,547 --> 00:56:54,715 Yeah, you really went all out. 953 00:56:54,749 --> 00:56:56,584 Yeah. 954 00:56:56,617 --> 00:56:58,586 I like the James Dean costume, by the way. 955 00:56:58,619 --> 00:56:59,687 Thank you. But yeah, 956 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,222 my parents think I look more like 957 00:57:01,255 --> 00:57:03,057 Richie from Happy Days. 958 00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:05,059 -Mmm? -Your costume looks great. 959 00:57:06,127 --> 00:57:07,895 Who are you supposed to be? 960 00:57:07,929 --> 00:57:08,963 Marie Curie. 961 00:57:11,065 --> 00:57:12,800 Two-time Nobel Prize-winning French physicist 962 00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:14,602 -and feminist icon. -Oh, she was, uh, 963 00:57:14,635 --> 00:57:16,871 she discovered radiation. Right? 964 00:57:16,904 --> 00:57:18,105 -Yeah. -Yeah. 965 00:57:18,139 --> 00:57:19,173 Yeah, her work was killing her. 966 00:57:19,206 --> 00:57:20,608 She didn't even realize it. 967 00:57:20,641 --> 00:57:22,710 Yeah, well, for someone who is dying 968 00:57:22,743 --> 00:57:24,879 of radiation poisoning, 969 00:57:24,912 --> 00:57:28,549 uh, you look beautiful. 970 00:57:28,582 --> 00:57:32,019 I brought some candy. Or a lot of... I... 971 00:57:32,053 --> 00:57:33,587 It's probably too much actually. 972 00:57:33,621 --> 00:57:35,122 But, uh, we can, I don't know, 973 00:57:35,156 --> 00:57:37,124 maybe binge on whatever's left over, if you want? 974 00:57:37,158 --> 00:57:39,193 Or we could start handing it out now, 975 00:57:39,226 --> 00:57:40,828 if that's... 976 00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:42,563 -what you wanna do. -Yeah. 977 00:57:42,596 --> 00:57:45,099 Uh, I have a confession, actually. 978 00:57:46,701 --> 00:57:49,704 I'd rather stay up here with you. 979 00:57:53,074 --> 00:57:55,109 Okay. Yeah. 980 00:57:56,043 --> 00:57:57,044 That works, too. 981 00:58:29,643 --> 00:58:31,679 Please don't freak out. 982 00:58:31,712 --> 00:58:32,713 What are you? 983 00:58:33,681 --> 00:58:34,682 Don't you know? 984 00:58:36,584 --> 00:58:38,786 Astrid, really, you don't have to be scared. 985 00:58:40,755 --> 00:58:41,956 You're a ghost. 986 00:58:45,993 --> 00:58:47,762 My mom was telling the truth. Shit! 987 00:58:47,795 --> 00:58:49,230 When my mom and dad used to fight, 988 00:58:49,263 --> 00:58:51,032 I used to steal one of my dad's six-packs 989 00:58:51,065 --> 00:58:53,067 and go hide out in the tree fort. 990 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:54,101 And one day, 991 00:58:55,736 --> 00:58:56,771 I slipped 992 00:58:56,804 --> 00:58:57,805 and fell. 993 00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:00,307 How long ago did that happen? 994 00:59:00,341 --> 00:59:02,743 23 years, 5 months and 14 days. 995 00:59:02,777 --> 00:59:04,178 But who's counting? 996 00:59:04,211 --> 00:59:05,713 I've been stuck in this house for 23 years. 997 00:59:05,746 --> 00:59:08,649 I can't go any further than that tree. 998 00:59:08,682 --> 00:59:11,819 And I've just spent my time watching the world go by. 999 00:59:11,852 --> 00:59:13,320 But then you came along, 1000 00:59:13,354 --> 00:59:14,722 and you could see me. 1001 00:59:16,757 --> 00:59:18,259 And I've been on my own for so long, 1002 00:59:18,292 --> 00:59:20,628 it was like a grenade had gone off in my head. 1003 00:59:20,661 --> 00:59:21,729 It was amazing. 1004 00:59:22,363 --> 00:59:23,664 You're amazing. 1005 00:59:23,697 --> 00:59:25,266 -I should go. -Astrid, I know. 1006 00:59:25,299 --> 00:59:26,767 I know it's insane. 1007 00:59:26,801 --> 00:59:29,970 But I really like you, 1008 00:59:30,004 --> 00:59:31,739 and I want us to be together. 1009 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,775 How? 1010 00:59:34,809 --> 00:59:37,011 You're dead, I'm alive. That doesn't make any sense. 1011 00:59:38,112 --> 00:59:39,680 Well, uh, 1012 00:59:39,713 --> 00:59:41,348 what if I told you 1013 00:59:41,382 --> 00:59:43,117 that I'd found a way to come back. 1014 00:59:44,819 --> 00:59:46,187 To be human again. 1015 00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:48,289 Um, it's all in this book. 1016 00:59:48,322 --> 00:59:50,191 Uh, everyone gets one of these when they die. 1017 00:59:50,224 --> 00:59:51,625 It's kind of complicated, 1018 00:59:51,659 --> 00:59:53,861 but, uh, I can only do it 1019 00:59:53,894 --> 00:59:57,698 with the help of a living person. 1020 00:59:57,731 --> 01:00:00,734 And you could literally give me my life back. 1021 01:00:00,768 --> 01:00:03,270 I don't know. Maybe we could ask my mom? 1022 01:00:03,304 --> 01:00:05,906 'Cause she's supposed to be the undead expert, right? 1023 01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:07,341 Yeah, well, I... 1024 01:00:07,374 --> 01:00:09,977 I'm sure she'll give you a million reasons 1025 01:00:10,010 --> 01:00:11,345 to stay away. 1026 01:00:11,378 --> 01:00:13,180 But I'll give you one reason to help me. 1027 01:00:15,149 --> 01:00:17,351 You'd get to see your dad. 1028 01:00:18,219 --> 01:00:19,286 Again. 1029 01:00:33,834 --> 01:00:35,736 I have the first official open house 1030 01:00:35,769 --> 01:00:37,138 a week from Sunday, 1031 01:00:37,171 --> 01:00:39,006 and then we will let the bidding war begin. 1032 01:00:39,039 --> 01:00:40,274 Where's Rory? 1033 01:00:40,307 --> 01:00:42,009 Supermarket. 1034 01:00:42,042 --> 01:00:44,044 Swapping out the candy I bought for carrot sticks. 1035 01:00:44,078 --> 01:00:46,347 Because Rory loves to fun-suck everything. 1036 01:00:46,380 --> 01:00:47,781 Even Halloween. 1037 01:00:47,815 --> 01:00:50,317 Gotta run. See you at the church. 1038 01:00:50,351 --> 01:00:53,154 Oh. Unless you're calling off the wedding? 1039 01:00:53,187 --> 01:00:54,188 No, Delia. 1040 01:00:55,089 --> 01:00:56,190 Where are you going? 1041 01:00:56,223 --> 01:00:57,791 Cemetery. 1042 01:00:57,825 --> 01:00:59,827 To commune with my dear husband's spirit. 1043 01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:03,864 I need to skedaddle, too. 1044 01:01:03,898 --> 01:01:05,432 I'm co-chaperoning 1045 01:01:05,466 --> 01:01:08,135 Littler Jane's Girl Scout troop. 1046 01:01:08,169 --> 01:01:10,404 We spent weeks coming up with a group costume theme. 1047 01:01:10,437 --> 01:01:13,440 We agreed nothing Disney. 1048 01:01:13,474 --> 01:01:15,309 The closest we ever got to Disney 1049 01:01:15,342 --> 01:01:19,246 was when Astrid dressed as Cinderella's dead mom. 1050 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,115 You'll never guess what the girls came up with. 1051 01:01:21,148 --> 01:01:23,484 - Mmm? - Fruit salad. 1052 01:01:23,518 --> 01:01:25,052 Isn't that genius? 1053 01:01:25,085 --> 01:01:26,987 It's healthy and non-triggering. 1054 01:01:27,888 --> 01:01:28,889 I'm going as... 1055 01:01:31,425 --> 01:01:33,394 "reverse mortgage." 1056 01:01:33,427 --> 01:01:35,329 Which is "mortgage" spelled backwards. 1057 01:01:36,531 --> 01:01:38,132 Where is Astrid? 1058 01:01:38,165 --> 01:01:40,501 On a date. Her first. 1059 01:01:40,535 --> 01:01:43,070 I think I'm more nervous than she is. 1060 01:01:43,103 --> 01:01:44,805 The boy lives over on Jefferson. 1061 01:01:44,838 --> 01:01:46,941 Don't mention that street. 1062 01:01:46,974 --> 01:01:48,008 I have a listing that's kept me 1063 01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:50,144 from a perfect sales record. 1064 01:01:50,177 --> 01:01:52,046 Oh, it's my own fault. 1065 01:01:52,079 --> 01:01:54,415 The place had been on the market for years... 1066 01:01:54,448 --> 01:01:57,017 but I thought if I could sell the "Murder House," 1067 01:01:57,051 --> 01:01:58,419 it would be a feather in my cap. 1068 01:01:58,452 --> 01:01:59,753 Murder House? 1069 01:02:00,287 --> 01:02:01,288 Which house? 1070 01:02:02,356 --> 01:02:04,225 125. 1071 01:02:04,258 --> 01:02:06,026 That's where I dropped Astrid off. 1072 01:02:06,060 --> 01:02:07,795 She was seeing a boy named Jeremy. 1073 01:02:07,828 --> 01:02:10,864 Jeremy Frazier? 1074 01:02:10,898 --> 01:02:12,900 I didn't get his last name. 1075 01:02:13,968 --> 01:02:15,769 Oh, no, it can't be him. 1076 01:02:15,803 --> 01:02:18,906 But Jeremy Frazier was bad news. 1077 01:02:18,939 --> 01:02:22,243 Twenty-three years ago, he murdered his parents. 1078 01:02:22,276 --> 01:02:24,245 The cops found him hiding in his tree house. 1079 01:02:24,278 --> 01:02:25,312 When they tried to get him out, 1080 01:02:25,346 --> 01:02:27,314 he fell, broke his neck, 1081 01:02:27,348 --> 01:02:29,083 died instantly. 1082 01:02:34,388 --> 01:02:37,024 That's all you have to do to get into the Afterlife? 1083 01:02:37,057 --> 01:02:39,226 Draw a door with some chalk? 1084 01:02:39,260 --> 01:02:40,528 Oh, and knock three times? 1085 01:02:40,562 --> 01:02:42,029 I'm just doing what it says in there. 1086 01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:43,063 So lame. 1087 01:02:53,608 --> 01:02:55,843 Or maybe it's not so lame. 1088 01:02:55,876 --> 01:02:57,579 And what do we do? We just walk through? 1089 01:02:57,612 --> 01:02:59,514 I can. But since you're still alive, 1090 01:02:59,547 --> 01:03:01,882 you have to read that incantation first. 1091 01:03:04,151 --> 01:03:07,888 "De mundo vivorum audeo in iterum..." 1092 01:03:24,506 --> 01:03:25,507 Astrid! 1093 01:03:31,211 --> 01:03:33,213 Jeremy, is that you? 1094 01:03:39,186 --> 01:03:42,056 "Ut liber iterum ambulet alius." 1095 01:03:43,390 --> 01:03:44,958 Okay. 1096 01:03:44,992 --> 01:03:46,427 I think that worked. 1097 01:03:47,194 --> 01:03:48,262 Astrid! 1098 01:03:51,633 --> 01:03:52,833 Let's go see your dad. 1099 01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:58,072 Astrid! No! 1100 01:04:04,411 --> 01:04:05,412 Okay. 1101 01:04:16,357 --> 01:04:18,526 Uh, okay, you just wait here. 1102 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,961 I'm gonna go find out where we're supposed to go. 1103 01:04:20,994 --> 01:04:23,397 Make sure to ask where my dad is. 1104 01:04:23,430 --> 01:04:25,466 Excuse me, sorry, sorry for... 1105 01:04:27,201 --> 01:04:28,335 Merry Christmas. 1106 01:04:28,369 --> 01:04:29,571 Merry Christmas. 1107 01:04:31,205 --> 01:04:32,473 Thanks. 1108 01:04:32,507 --> 01:04:34,141 Okay, we need to go to Immigration. 1109 01:04:41,281 --> 01:04:44,218 Excuse me, can I please speak to your manager? 1110 01:04:44,251 --> 01:04:47,287 My wife is gonna flay me if I don't get home soon. 1111 01:04:47,321 --> 01:04:49,423 That's sweet. Take a number and a seat. 1112 01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,197 Whoa, dude. 1113 01:05:01,636 --> 01:05:04,171 Oh, Powers of the Hereafter, 1114 01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:08,275 accept my Charles as I have accepted his passing. 1115 01:05:09,042 --> 01:05:10,512 No, I haven't. 1116 01:05:10,545 --> 01:05:12,547 And I won't ever. 1117 01:05:12,580 --> 01:05:14,582 There is no expiry date on sorrow. 1118 01:05:15,983 --> 01:05:18,252 Oh. Oh, that's good. 1119 01:05:18,285 --> 01:05:22,055 Though there is no expiry date on sorrow! 1120 01:05:22,089 --> 01:05:23,625 Kings of Commerce, 1121 01:05:23,658 --> 01:05:25,192 Knights of Nasdaq, 1122 01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:29,463 deem him worthy to enter the gates of your realm. 1123 01:05:29,496 --> 01:05:32,099 You are no more, my king. 1124 01:05:32,132 --> 01:05:34,268 But with the blessing of the angels 1125 01:05:34,301 --> 01:05:36,003 of undying love... 1126 01:05:36,738 --> 01:05:39,607 I, your surviving queen, 1127 01:05:39,641 --> 01:05:42,009 proudly take up the mantle of your... 1128 01:05:47,347 --> 01:05:49,349 Okay. There you go. Thank you. 1129 01:05:50,785 --> 01:05:52,620 You all right, honey? You look a little manic. 1130 01:05:52,654 --> 01:05:54,188 Just pre-wedding jitters. 1131 01:05:54,221 --> 01:05:56,089 I'm just gonna go up and try on my dress, 1132 01:05:56,123 --> 01:05:57,625 but don't come up 1133 01:05:57,659 --> 01:05:59,293 'cause it's bad luck to see me before the ceremony. 1134 01:05:59,326 --> 01:06:00,327 Sure. 1135 01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:05,132 Oh, well, hello. Who's clowning around? 1136 01:06:05,165 --> 01:06:07,100 - Trick or treat! - Trick or treat! 1137 01:06:07,134 --> 01:06:08,435 Here we are. 1138 01:06:08,469 --> 01:06:10,003 - Apples... - Thank you! 1139 01:06:10,037 --> 01:06:12,005 ...carrot sticks, and some blonde raisins, 1140 01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:13,474 'cause no one likes a big, fat clown. 1141 01:06:17,311 --> 01:06:18,979 I can't believe I'm doing this. 1142 01:06:20,347 --> 01:06:22,517 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. 1143 01:06:52,212 --> 01:06:54,214 The Juice is loose. 1144 01:06:56,518 --> 01:06:57,752 I need you to tell me what this means. 1145 01:06:57,785 --> 01:07:00,688 Oh, well, let's have a look, shall we? 1146 01:07:00,722 --> 01:07:03,223 Long story short, your daughter's screwed. 1147 01:07:03,257 --> 01:07:05,292 She decided to trade lives with the boy. 1148 01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:06,728 He gets to come back, 1149 01:07:06,761 --> 01:07:08,428 while she's stuck on the other side permanently. 1150 01:07:08,462 --> 01:07:10,330 One-way ticket on the Soul Train. 1151 01:07:10,364 --> 01:07:11,599 -Soul Train? -That's right. 1152 01:07:11,633 --> 01:07:14,201 Last stop, the Great Beyond. 1153 01:07:14,234 --> 01:07:15,737 No, she can't get on that train. 1154 01:07:15,770 --> 01:07:17,539 You've gotta get me in there so I can get her out. 1155 01:07:17,572 --> 01:07:19,139 Well, I can get you in, 1156 01:07:19,172 --> 01:07:21,308 but it's gonna take a quid pro quo. 1157 01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:23,477 Of course there is. What do you want? 1158 01:07:23,511 --> 01:07:25,345 Well, I've got this ex-wife, you know? 1159 01:07:25,379 --> 01:07:27,582 And she's kind of a whack job, first of all. We're through. 1160 01:07:27,615 --> 01:07:29,316 She's kinda clingy. 1161 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:30,417 If I could just get away from her permanently somehow. 1162 01:07:30,450 --> 01:07:31,819 You want me to marry you! 1163 01:07:31,853 --> 01:07:33,487 I thought you'd never ask. 1164 01:07:33,521 --> 01:07:35,322 How do I know that you're gonna keep your word? 1165 01:07:35,355 --> 01:07:37,190 I swear on my dead mother's soul. 1166 01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:38,458 Yikes! 1167 01:07:40,562 --> 01:07:42,162 Okay, fine. 1168 01:07:42,195 --> 01:07:44,197 I'll marry you if you help me save my daughter. 1169 01:07:44,231 --> 01:07:45,432 I'm gonna need that in writing. 1170 01:07:45,465 --> 01:07:47,134 -Give me that. -Ow. 1171 01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:48,168 And here we go. 1172 01:07:51,204 --> 01:07:52,574 I'm gonna make you so happy. 1173 01:07:52,607 --> 01:07:55,309 Jesus! What's the plan on getting in? 1174 01:08:01,616 --> 01:08:02,717 Yeah. 1175 01:08:04,819 --> 01:08:07,354 Well, can't exactly go through the front door. 1176 01:08:19,734 --> 01:08:22,135 We need a demon possession. 1177 01:08:22,169 --> 01:08:23,403 Our case worker's on strike 1178 01:08:23,437 --> 01:08:24,505 and the waiting room's... 1179 01:08:24,539 --> 01:08:25,840 Tell Beetlejuice 1180 01:08:25,873 --> 01:08:27,575 these people are still in my house. 1181 01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:33,548 Hello? Hello? 1182 01:08:35,215 --> 01:08:36,216 You never saw us. 1183 01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:37,852 ¿Comprende? 1184 01:08:39,453 --> 01:08:41,923 Bob, you and the boys stand guard. 1185 01:08:41,956 --> 01:08:43,725 Nobody gets through. 1186 01:08:45,727 --> 01:08:46,728 Let's go, honey. 1187 01:09:06,948 --> 01:09:08,583 - Trick or treat. - Trick or treat. 1188 01:09:08,616 --> 01:09:10,217 Whoa, whoa. 1189 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:11,451 One each. 1190 01:09:11,485 --> 01:09:12,620 Honor system. 1191 01:09:12,654 --> 01:09:14,388 Yeah, right. Asshole. 1192 01:09:15,757 --> 01:09:17,457 Huh? 1193 01:09:21,228 --> 01:09:22,530 Okay, everyone, 1194 01:09:22,563 --> 01:09:23,698 strawberries get first pick this time. 1195 01:09:23,731 --> 01:09:25,700 No crowding. 1196 01:09:36,778 --> 01:09:38,880 Hands on your head, asswipe! 1197 01:09:38,913 --> 01:09:41,582 Or I'll spray-paint the wall with your brains! 1198 01:09:41,616 --> 01:09:42,817 10-31 reporting. 1199 01:09:42,850 --> 01:09:44,351 Oh, no, dude. 1200 01:09:45,318 --> 01:09:46,688 That was way too forced. 1201 01:09:46,721 --> 01:09:48,856 Remember, throw it away. 1202 01:09:48,890 --> 01:09:50,758 Underplay it. 1203 01:09:50,792 --> 01:09:52,827 You gotta keep it real. 1204 01:09:52,860 --> 01:09:53,895 - Warning. - Olga, 1205 01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:55,395 what the hell is going on? 1206 01:09:55,429 --> 01:09:57,932 We got a code 6-9-9 violation. 1207 01:09:57,965 --> 01:09:59,534 You mean to tell me 1208 01:09:59,567 --> 01:10:01,869 a live one illegally broke into the Afterlife? 1209 01:10:01,903 --> 01:10:03,838 ...6-9-9 violation. 1210 01:10:03,871 --> 01:10:06,607 Time to call the Ghoul Squad. 1211 01:10:08,910 --> 01:10:12,580 I need a hard target search for two suspects. 1212 01:10:12,613 --> 01:10:13,748 Scumbag... 1213 01:10:13,781 --> 01:10:16,450 goes by the name of Beetlejuice. 1214 01:10:16,483 --> 01:10:18,318 And a female Fleshbag. 1215 01:10:18,351 --> 01:10:20,655 One Lydia Deetz. 1216 01:10:20,688 --> 01:10:24,692 Kick down every door. Leave no gravestone unturned. 1217 01:10:24,726 --> 01:10:29,030 Hell, sift through the sands of Titan if you have to! 1218 01:10:29,063 --> 01:10:31,331 Men... 1219 01:10:31,364 --> 01:10:33,433 this is what you've been training 1220 01:10:33,467 --> 01:10:34,836 your entire deaths for. 1221 01:10:35,670 --> 01:10:37,337 And remember... 1222 01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:38,873 Gotta keep it real! 1223 01:10:39,607 --> 01:10:40,641 Yes! 1224 01:10:50,017 --> 01:10:51,753 What the hell? 1225 01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:54,889 Where am... What? 1226 01:10:54,922 --> 01:10:57,892 No. No. No! 1227 01:10:59,527 --> 01:11:01,361 No! 1228 01:11:01,394 --> 01:11:03,430 No! 1229 01:11:03,463 --> 01:11:05,066 Excuse me! 1230 01:11:05,099 --> 01:11:06,868 What if a mistake's been made? 1231 01:11:06,901 --> 01:11:08,936 Because I'm not supposed to be here. 1232 01:11:15,543 --> 01:11:16,711 Seriously? 1233 01:11:16,744 --> 01:11:19,479 No. I have global entry. 1234 01:11:19,514 --> 01:11:21,582 Is there a line for that? 1235 01:11:23,618 --> 01:11:27,054 The 8:35 to the Great Beyond 1236 01:11:27,088 --> 01:11:28,523 is on time. 1237 01:11:28,556 --> 01:11:30,057 Next. 1238 01:11:30,091 --> 01:11:32,827 Stand on the marks and look directly into the camera. 1239 01:11:33,928 --> 01:11:35,830 Say "cheese." 1240 01:11:37,865 --> 01:11:39,634 Whoa! 1241 01:11:39,667 --> 01:11:40,668 Are you okay? 1242 01:11:42,603 --> 01:11:45,039 No. I feel strange. 1243 01:11:45,072 --> 01:11:47,775 I feel amazing. Go figure. 1244 01:11:47,809 --> 01:11:49,409 -What just happened? -Well, it's real simple. 1245 01:11:49,442 --> 01:11:52,880 You remember the chant that I got you to recite? 1246 01:11:52,914 --> 01:11:57,585 Uh, you agreed to swap your life for mine. 1247 01:11:58,485 --> 01:11:59,921 What? 1248 01:11:59,954 --> 01:12:02,056 I needed your life so that I could walk free again. 1249 01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,626 She's got a seat on the Soul Train. 1250 01:12:05,660 --> 01:12:07,628 One-way to the Great Beyond. 1251 01:12:07,662 --> 01:12:09,897 If you hustle, you can make the 8:35. 1252 01:12:09,931 --> 01:12:11,498 - Wait, no! Wait! - Thank you very much. 1253 01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:13,701 I never agreed to this! 1254 01:12:14,869 --> 01:12:16,436 Uh, how do I cross back over? 1255 01:12:16,469 --> 01:12:18,906 Get this stamped first. Window 11. 1256 01:12:18,940 --> 01:12:21,876 The transfer isn't permanent till then. 1257 01:12:26,681 --> 01:12:28,448 Dad? 1258 01:12:28,481 --> 01:12:29,717 -Astrid? -Dad? 1259 01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:31,752 Dad! Help me! 1260 01:12:32,153 --> 01:12:33,386 Dad! 1261 01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:35,388 Astrid! 1262 01:12:52,773 --> 01:12:55,109 Soon, my beloved. 1263 01:12:55,142 --> 01:12:56,476 Soon. 1264 01:13:13,895 --> 01:13:16,697 Warning, violation code 6-9-9. 1265 01:13:16,731 --> 01:13:18,065 All clear. Let's go. 1266 01:13:18,099 --> 01:13:19,000 We're like Bonnie and Clyde, you and me. 1267 01:13:19,033 --> 01:13:20,201 Without the bullet holes. 1268 01:13:20,234 --> 01:13:21,501 Do you even know where we're going? 1269 01:13:21,535 --> 01:13:22,770 You go right down the hallway, 1270 01:13:22,803 --> 01:13:24,138 three rights through the ninth door... 1271 01:13:24,171 --> 01:13:25,438 Violation code 6-9-9. 1272 01:13:25,472 --> 01:13:26,941 ...and right to the Soul Train. 1273 01:13:26,974 --> 01:13:28,576 Where are you going? 1274 01:13:28,609 --> 01:13:29,810 I'm gonna go to the little boy's room first. 1275 01:13:57,905 --> 01:14:00,875 This is the 8:35... 1276 01:14:00,908 --> 01:14:02,610 to the Great Beyond! 1277 01:14:04,045 --> 01:14:05,613 All aboard 1278 01:14:05,646 --> 01:14:07,715 the Soul Train! 1279 01:14:16,257 --> 01:14:17,558 No. No! 1280 01:14:18,726 --> 01:14:19,727 No! 1281 01:14:20,795 --> 01:14:22,229 Yeah! Whoo! 1282 01:14:25,266 --> 01:14:26,634 Astrid! 1283 01:14:26,667 --> 01:14:27,802 Astrid! 1284 01:14:29,203 --> 01:14:31,272 No! No, no! 1285 01:14:31,305 --> 01:14:32,540 No, no! 1286 01:14:32,573 --> 01:14:33,607 Please, no! 1287 01:14:42,249 --> 01:14:45,019 Hey, shake your thing, mama. 1288 01:14:45,052 --> 01:14:46,220 Hey! 1289 01:14:55,062 --> 01:14:56,530 Astrid! 1290 01:15:07,008 --> 01:15:07,875 Shoot! 1291 01:15:09,343 --> 01:15:10,211 Freeze! 1292 01:15:11,178 --> 01:15:12,179 There. 1293 01:15:15,883 --> 01:15:17,618 By the way, I saw Dad. 1294 01:15:28,696 --> 01:15:30,064 Hey, where are we? 1295 01:15:30,097 --> 01:15:31,165 I don't know. 1296 01:15:34,001 --> 01:15:35,936 Hey, that's Saturn. 1297 01:15:35,970 --> 01:15:38,973 Right? So we must be on one of its moons. 1298 01:15:39,006 --> 01:15:40,741 I swear, the Afterlife is so random! 1299 01:16:02,630 --> 01:16:04,832 Sandworm! Run! 1300 01:16:12,907 --> 01:16:14,608 Take my hand! 1301 01:16:21,048 --> 01:16:22,183 Here! Come on! 1302 01:16:51,879 --> 01:16:53,314 Marie Curie. 1303 01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:55,416 After the radiation poisoning. 1304 01:16:55,449 --> 01:16:57,051 Right? 1305 01:16:57,084 --> 01:16:58,252 Learned from the best. 1306 01:16:59,887 --> 01:17:01,021 We made a great kid. 1307 01:17:01,922 --> 01:17:03,924 Yeah, we did. 1308 01:17:05,459 --> 01:17:06,660 Come here! 1309 01:17:09,930 --> 01:17:11,265 I know you can't see me, 1310 01:17:11,298 --> 01:17:14,201 but I check in on you both all the time. 1311 01:17:14,235 --> 01:17:15,369 And I don't want to be the reason 1312 01:17:15,402 --> 01:17:17,238 that drove you two apart. 1313 01:17:17,271 --> 01:17:18,272 You need each other. 1314 01:17:19,373 --> 01:17:21,008 You make each other better. 1315 01:17:22,009 --> 01:17:23,043 Always have. 1316 01:17:24,445 --> 01:17:25,880 Alert! 1317 01:17:25,913 --> 01:17:27,114 We have a 6-9-9 violation. 1318 01:17:27,148 --> 01:17:29,049 We gotta get back to Winter River. 1319 01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:30,951 You can't leave until Astrid gets her life back. 1320 01:17:30,985 --> 01:17:33,420 -Warning! Intruder detected! -Let's go. 1321 01:17:35,189 --> 01:17:38,325 The Ghoul patrol found the breach and sealed it. 1322 01:17:38,359 --> 01:17:41,462 Any sign of Mr. Beetlejuice? Or the Fleshbag? 1323 01:17:41,495 --> 01:17:42,930 Still looking. 1324 01:17:42,963 --> 01:17:44,832 But we did find something that might help. 1325 01:17:57,378 --> 01:17:58,946 Hmm. 1326 01:18:07,288 --> 01:18:08,989 -"Bob"? -Mmm? 1327 01:18:11,526 --> 01:18:13,761 Let me tell ya how this is gonna go. 1328 01:18:13,794 --> 01:18:16,797 Your shriveled lips will start flappin', 1329 01:18:16,830 --> 01:18:18,966 or I'll crack your itty-bitty skull 1330 01:18:18,999 --> 01:18:20,968 like a goddamn walnut. 1331 01:18:21,001 --> 01:18:22,236 Where's Beetlejuice? 1332 01:18:37,284 --> 01:18:38,953 - Rory? - Father... 1333 01:18:38,986 --> 01:18:41,055 I'm seeing these shrunken head people everywhere. 1334 01:18:41,088 --> 01:18:42,756 Well, be not afraid, 1335 01:18:42,790 --> 01:18:44,858 for thine eyes will see strange things. 1336 01:18:44,892 --> 01:18:46,760 Are you filled with fear and trembling? 1337 01:18:46,794 --> 01:18:49,230 Yes! I'm shitting my pants. 1338 01:18:49,263 --> 01:18:51,298 -Ah. -What are you doing here? 1339 01:18:51,332 --> 01:18:52,466 I'm searching for the lost lambs 1340 01:18:52,499 --> 01:18:54,068 to bring back into the light. 1341 01:18:54,101 --> 01:18:56,370 Why don't I give you a ride to the church? 1342 01:19:02,843 --> 01:19:04,878 Trick or treat! 1343 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:08,015 Sorry, sorry I just... I'll... 1344 01:19:08,048 --> 01:19:09,383 I... Come right back, I just... 1345 01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:11,185 Excuse me. Just... 1346 01:19:11,218 --> 01:19:14,355 Um, sorry, I'm just, uh, late for a wedding. 1347 01:19:14,388 --> 01:19:16,991 Hi, yes, one question, how do I get out of here? 1348 01:19:17,024 --> 01:19:18,425 Because someone made a terrible mistake. 1349 01:19:18,459 --> 01:19:20,961 I'm on a break. Take a number. Take a seat. 1350 01:19:20,995 --> 01:19:22,363 No, you see, those asps, 1351 01:19:22,396 --> 01:19:23,864 they were defanged. I paid extra for that. 1352 01:19:23,897 --> 01:19:25,966 Honey, you're dead, okay? 1353 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,935 Now take a number and sit down. 1354 01:19:31,338 --> 01:19:35,876 Is there perhaps anyone here who has the power to help me? 1355 01:19:35,909 --> 01:19:37,311 Did that line used to work for you? 1356 01:19:37,344 --> 01:19:39,280 I'm not dead! 1357 01:19:41,048 --> 01:19:42,249 You know what? 1358 01:19:42,283 --> 01:19:44,018 My husband's here. Charles Deetz. 1359 01:19:44,051 --> 01:19:45,553 Yes, he can fix this. 1360 01:19:45,587 --> 01:19:46,954 You call him, he can fix this, he can fix anything. 1361 01:19:46,987 --> 01:19:48,455 Not anymore he can't. 1362 01:19:48,489 --> 01:19:51,091 No, wait! Wait, I know people! 1363 01:19:51,125 --> 01:19:54,461 Oh! I know people! I am people! Why's... 1364 01:19:56,263 --> 01:19:57,898 No. 1365 01:19:57,931 --> 01:19:59,833 Beetlejuice. Oh, no. 1366 01:20:02,604 --> 01:20:04,405 Beetlejuice. 1367 01:20:06,307 --> 01:20:07,975 Right here. 1368 01:20:08,008 --> 01:20:09,877 I get it. Now that you're dead, 1369 01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:11,445 you wanna hang out with me. 1370 01:20:11,478 --> 01:20:13,213 Would you help me find Charles, please? 1371 01:20:13,247 --> 01:20:15,182 And then the VIP lounge. 1372 01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:16,618 -Sure. -Okay. 1373 01:20:16,651 --> 01:20:19,320 Just after you help me find my runaway bride. 1374 01:20:21,355 --> 01:20:22,489 Ugh. 1375 01:20:32,399 --> 01:20:34,168 Hmm? 1376 01:20:35,537 --> 01:20:37,905 Where is he? 1377 01:20:40,441 --> 01:20:42,376 Tell me. 1378 01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:16,310 Stay behind the line until called. 1379 01:21:23,050 --> 01:21:24,218 Don't stamp that passport! 1380 01:21:28,455 --> 01:21:31,091 You're too late, man. 1381 01:21:31,125 --> 01:21:32,627 I think it was Dostoevsky who said... 1382 01:21:34,461 --> 01:21:35,462 "Later, fucker!" 1383 01:21:38,966 --> 01:21:40,367 This way. Follow me. 1384 01:21:45,139 --> 01:21:47,307 Next! 1385 01:21:47,341 --> 01:21:50,177 Warning! Intruder detected. 1386 01:21:51,211 --> 01:21:52,980 This way. 1387 01:21:53,013 --> 01:21:55,315 This is a code 6-9-9. We have... 1388 01:21:55,349 --> 01:21:56,984 Okay, this is as far as I go. 1389 01:21:57,985 --> 01:21:59,521 -Okay. -I love you. 1390 01:21:59,554 --> 01:22:01,021 I love you too, sweetheart. 1391 01:22:02,256 --> 01:22:04,291 Have an amazing life. 1392 01:22:04,324 --> 01:22:05,492 You take care of each other. 1393 01:22:05,527 --> 01:22:06,960 Yeah. 1394 01:22:06,994 --> 01:22:08,295 -I'll see you later. -Okay. 1395 01:22:30,384 --> 01:22:31,952 Thank you for saving my life. 1396 01:22:34,288 --> 01:22:38,192 I'm so sorry I never believed that you saw ghosts and... 1397 01:22:38,225 --> 01:22:39,928 I don't know, I'm just sorry for all of it. 1398 01:22:42,496 --> 01:22:43,997 Astrid, I... 1399 01:22:44,031 --> 01:22:45,767 Lydia! Come on, you're late! 1400 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,501 Oh, my God! My wedding! 1401 01:22:47,535 --> 01:22:49,169 We're about to start. 1402 01:22:49,203 --> 01:22:50,738 Wait, Mom, with everything that's happened tonight, 1403 01:22:50,772 --> 01:22:52,239 you know you don't have to do this, right? 1404 01:22:52,272 --> 01:22:54,041 I know, but if I don't do it now, 1405 01:22:54,074 --> 01:22:56,143 I'm never gonna do it. 1406 01:22:56,176 --> 01:22:58,145 But are you sure about this? 1407 01:22:58,178 --> 01:23:01,616 Rory loves me, and that's gotta be enough. 1408 01:23:01,649 --> 01:23:03,518 Quickly, my dear! Come! Come! 1409 01:23:03,551 --> 01:23:04,652 Oh. 1410 01:23:07,622 --> 01:23:08,756 And the lost lamb is welcome into thy house 1411 01:23:08,790 --> 01:23:10,625 -with open arms. -Oh, my God! 1412 01:23:12,594 --> 01:23:14,027 I thought you got cold feet. 1413 01:23:14,061 --> 01:23:15,362 Oh, no, blame me. 1414 01:23:15,395 --> 01:23:17,130 She just saved me from my date from hell. 1415 01:23:17,164 --> 01:23:18,398 Who are all these people? 1416 01:23:18,432 --> 01:23:20,434 This is just a couple influencers. 1417 01:23:20,467 --> 01:23:22,169 Nobody under five million followers, 1418 01:23:22,202 --> 01:23:24,506 and I think we have a Netflix executive in there. 1419 01:23:24,539 --> 01:23:25,673 We doing this? 1420 01:23:25,707 --> 01:23:27,575 Yeah. Where's your dress? 1421 01:23:27,609 --> 01:23:29,176 All that matters is that I'm here, now. 1422 01:23:29,209 --> 01:23:30,712 So let's just skip straight to the vows. 1423 01:23:30,745 --> 01:23:32,145 Wait, where's Delia? 1424 01:23:32,179 --> 01:23:33,280 Yo! 1425 01:23:33,313 --> 01:23:35,717 Right here. 1426 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:37,351 She was helpin' me calm down before the wedding. 1427 01:23:37,384 --> 01:23:38,786 I was feeling a little jittery. 1428 01:23:38,820 --> 01:23:41,088 -All, right, beat it. -You. 1429 01:23:42,256 --> 01:23:43,558 You're that thing... 1430 01:23:43,591 --> 01:23:45,225 from my dream. 1431 01:23:45,259 --> 01:23:47,160 Well, I'm really more nightmare material, 1432 01:23:47,194 --> 01:23:48,596 but, thanks. 1433 01:23:48,630 --> 01:23:50,364 - You're... - Uh-uh. 1434 01:23:51,198 --> 01:23:52,499 Part of the deal 1435 01:23:52,534 --> 01:23:54,134 is you can never, ever say my name, ever! 1436 01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:55,502 What deal? 1437 01:23:55,537 --> 01:23:56,771 The deal she made to save you. 1438 01:23:56,804 --> 01:23:58,238 By the way, you can call me "Dad." 1439 01:23:58,272 --> 01:23:59,607 Lydia. 1440 01:23:59,641 --> 01:24:01,676 You agreed to marry him? 1441 01:24:01,709 --> 01:24:05,112 I was desperate, and it was my only option. 1442 01:24:05,145 --> 01:24:06,446 Lydia. What's going on here? 1443 01:24:07,782 --> 01:24:09,684 Wow. 1444 01:24:09,717 --> 01:24:11,619 Awkward. 1445 01:24:11,653 --> 01:24:13,655 You haven't made much progress since our last session, 1446 01:24:13,688 --> 01:24:16,390 so I'm gonna suggest some drug therapy. 1447 01:24:16,423 --> 01:24:18,760 Don't be afraid to share. When you're ready. 1448 01:24:25,165 --> 01:24:27,334 I always thought your whole act was bullshit. 1449 01:24:27,367 --> 01:24:29,704 I never believed in ghosts, spirits, or any of it. 1450 01:24:29,737 --> 01:24:31,873 What? All this time? 1451 01:24:31,906 --> 01:24:34,207 Why the hell did you wanna get married? 1452 01:24:34,241 --> 01:24:35,510 Money! 1453 01:24:35,543 --> 01:24:36,744 I knew I could make more as your husband 1454 01:24:36,778 --> 01:24:38,345 than I could as your manager. 1455 01:24:38,378 --> 01:24:41,481 And I never had a dead fiancee. 1456 01:24:41,516 --> 01:24:43,250 I just went to that survivor's retreat, 1457 01:24:43,283 --> 01:24:46,119 so that I could meet weak women and exploit them! 1458 01:24:46,153 --> 01:24:49,289 And I hit the codependent lottery when I met you. 1459 01:24:49,323 --> 01:24:51,091 How 'bout a little physical therapy? 1460 01:24:59,299 --> 01:25:00,635 We'd like to thank you all 1461 01:25:00,668 --> 01:25:02,570 for coming to this very special occasion, 1462 01:25:02,604 --> 01:25:05,205 but right now we'd like a little privacy. 1463 01:25:31,398 --> 01:25:33,233 Where you goin', Padre? 1464 01:25:42,209 --> 01:25:44,512 Honey, I've got one more surprise, 1465 01:25:44,545 --> 01:25:45,580 and this one's from the heart. 1466 01:25:50,518 --> 01:25:54,488 ♪ Spring was never Waiting for us, girl ♪ 1467 01:25:54,522 --> 01:25:57,290 ♪ It ran one step ahead ♪ 1468 01:25:57,324 --> 01:26:01,228 ♪ As we followed in the dance ♪ 1469 01:26:07,835 --> 01:26:11,773 ♪ Between the parted Pages and were pressed ♪ 1470 01:26:11,806 --> 01:26:14,709 ♪ In love's hot, fevered iron ♪ 1471 01:26:14,742 --> 01:26:17,812 ♪ Like a striped Pair of pants ♪ 1472 01:26:24,519 --> 01:26:28,388 ♪ MacArthur's Park Is melting in the dark ♪ 1473 01:26:28,422 --> 01:26:32,627 ♪ All the sweet green icing Flowin' down ♪ 1474 01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:36,496 ♪ Someone Left the cake out in the rain ♪ 1475 01:26:36,531 --> 01:26:40,367 ♪ I don't think That I can take it ♪ 1476 01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:42,904 ♪ 'Cause it took so long To bake it ♪ 1477 01:26:42,937 --> 01:26:45,773 ♪ And I'll never Have that recipe ♪ 1478 01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:47,842 ♪ Again ♪ 1479 01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:52,780 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 1480 01:26:56,349 --> 01:26:59,921 ♪ I recall The yellow cotton dress ♪ 1481 01:26:59,954 --> 01:27:02,422 ♪ Foaming like a wave ♪ 1482 01:27:02,456 --> 01:27:06,561 ♪ On the ground Around your knees ♪ 1483 01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:16,503 ♪ The birds, like tender babies In your hands ♪ 1484 01:27:16,537 --> 01:27:19,239 ♪ And the old men Playing checkers ♪ 1485 01:27:20,074 --> 01:27:22,844 ♪ By the trees ♪ 1486 01:27:28,983 --> 01:27:32,687 ♪ MacArthur's Park Is melting in the dark ♪ 1487 01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:36,924 ♪ All the sweet green icing Flowing down ♪ 1488 01:27:36,958 --> 01:27:40,995 ♪ Someone left the cake Out in the rain ♪ 1489 01:27:41,028 --> 01:27:44,565 ♪ I don't think That I can take it ♪ 1490 01:27:44,599 --> 01:27:47,034 ♪ 'Cause it took so long To bake it ♪ 1491 01:27:47,068 --> 01:27:52,339 ♪ And I'll never Have that recipe again ♪ 1492 01:27:52,372 --> 01:27:56,844 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 1493 01:28:00,681 --> 01:28:03,751 I love a good dream sequence. 1494 01:28:03,785 --> 01:28:08,756 ♪ There will be Another song for me ♪ 1495 01:28:08,790 --> 01:28:12,994 ♪ For I will sing it ♪ 1496 01:28:14,929 --> 01:28:19,066 ♪ I will drink the wine While it is warm ♪ 1497 01:28:19,100 --> 01:28:25,072 ♪ And never let you catch me Looking at the sun ♪ 1498 01:28:27,108 --> 01:28:33,047 ♪ And after all The loves of my life ♪ 1499 01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:37,384 ♪ After all the loves Of my life ♪ 1500 01:28:37,417 --> 01:28:40,988 ♪ You'll still be the one ♪ 1501 01:29:08,082 --> 01:29:13,688 ♪ I will take My life into my hands ♪ 1502 01:29:13,721 --> 01:29:16,924 ♪ And I will use it ♪ 1503 01:29:28,636 --> 01:29:30,705 ♪ I will win the worship ♪ 1504 01:29:30,738 --> 01:29:37,111 ♪ In their eyes And I will lose it ♪ 1505 01:30:05,773 --> 01:30:07,608 Mr. Juice, 1506 01:30:07,642 --> 01:30:09,744 you've violated code 6-9-9! 1507 01:30:09,777 --> 01:30:11,078 Freeze! 1508 01:30:12,747 --> 01:30:13,848 Book 'em, Danno! 1509 01:30:15,950 --> 01:30:17,551 Beetlejuice! 1510 01:30:20,922 --> 01:30:23,057 What the... 1511 01:30:23,090 --> 01:30:24,525 I'm back. 1512 01:30:29,496 --> 01:30:30,898 Sweetheart! 1513 01:30:30,932 --> 01:30:32,199 You look fantastic! 1514 01:30:32,233 --> 01:30:34,068 You look so... 1515 01:30:34,101 --> 01:30:36,637 - put together. - He's mine. 1516 01:30:36,671 --> 01:30:38,873 It's me, not you. You know, honey, 1517 01:30:38,906 --> 01:30:41,575 I've been goin' through a lotta changes lately. 1518 01:30:41,609 --> 01:30:43,476 Kind of a mid-afterlife crisis, I guess. 1519 01:30:43,511 --> 01:30:46,681 Your soul belongs to me, my love. 1520 01:30:46,714 --> 01:30:48,549 For eternity. 1521 01:30:48,582 --> 01:30:49,850 You don't wanna spend your eternity with me. 1522 01:30:49,884 --> 01:30:51,018 I'm a lone wolf. 1523 01:30:51,052 --> 01:30:52,653 You need a soulmate. 1524 01:30:52,687 --> 01:30:55,488 Somebody who really sees you. For instance. 1525 01:31:01,662 --> 01:31:03,931 I need something to draw with. Quick! 1526 01:31:37,932 --> 01:31:39,066 Olé. 1527 01:31:51,112 --> 01:31:52,646 - Let's go! - Hey! 1528 01:31:53,581 --> 01:31:55,216 We had a deal. 1529 01:31:55,249 --> 01:31:56,917 She doesn't have to marry you. 1530 01:31:56,951 --> 01:31:58,919 - What? - -You violated code 6-9-9. 1531 01:31:58,953 --> 01:32:01,622 Yeah, you illegally brought my mom into the Afterlife. 1532 01:32:01,655 --> 01:32:03,924 According to that book, that contract is null and void. 1533 01:32:07,661 --> 01:32:10,097 Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out between us, 1534 01:32:10,131 --> 01:32:12,333 but the 600-year age gap 1535 01:32:12,366 --> 01:32:14,135 was a little bit much for me. 1536 01:32:14,168 --> 01:32:15,669 -Beetle... -Ah! 1537 01:32:15,703 --> 01:32:17,071 Beetlejuice. 1538 01:32:21,776 --> 01:32:22,843 Beetlejuice. 1539 01:32:30,251 --> 01:32:31,952 - Hey! - Beetlejuice. 1540 01:32:42,263 --> 01:32:43,964 Shoulda got married in Vegas. 1541 01:32:52,306 --> 01:32:53,908 Looks like we're a little late, boys. 1542 01:32:55,976 --> 01:32:58,112 Tape off the crime scene, call in forensics, 1543 01:32:58,145 --> 01:33:00,948 and keep the goddamn media away. 1544 01:33:00,981 --> 01:33:04,151 Little lady, you just popped his Beetlejuice. 1545 01:33:04,185 --> 01:33:05,686 Say your goodbyes, 1546 01:33:05,719 --> 01:33:07,655 you can take a selfie now, if you like, 1547 01:33:07,688 --> 01:33:08,889 but make it quick. 1548 01:33:10,724 --> 01:33:12,359 Sister, you're comin' with me. 1549 01:33:12,393 --> 01:33:14,295 What? Delia, what did you do? 1550 01:33:14,328 --> 01:33:15,896 I fell for a scam, 1551 01:33:15,930 --> 01:33:18,799 and I'm counting on you to claim a refund. 1552 01:33:18,833 --> 01:33:20,367 Those snakes were actually poisonous, weren't they? 1553 01:33:20,401 --> 01:33:23,838 Yeah. So, I died of embarrassment. 1554 01:33:23,871 --> 01:33:26,006 Your work's gonna go up in value. 1555 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,708 - Oh! Oh, well, then. - Mmm-hmm. 1556 01:33:28,275 --> 01:33:29,910 Delia... 1557 01:33:29,944 --> 01:33:31,645 -I'll miss you. -No, you won't. 1558 01:33:31,679 --> 01:33:33,681 I'll find Charles and we'll haunt you both, 1559 01:33:33,714 --> 01:33:35,716 until you beg us to move on! 1560 01:33:35,749 --> 01:33:37,785 Nice work for a couple of Fleshbags. 1561 01:33:37,818 --> 01:33:39,720 Don't come knockin' until it's your time, 1562 01:33:39,753 --> 01:33:41,422 and in the meantime, remember, 1563 01:33:41,455 --> 01:33:43,290 you gotta keep it real. 1564 01:33:43,324 --> 01:33:44,792 Come on, beautiful, 1565 01:33:44,825 --> 01:33:46,794 we got a date with the commissioner. 1566 01:34:32,473 --> 01:34:33,741 Charles! 1567 01:34:35,342 --> 01:34:36,677 Delia! 1568 01:34:38,979 --> 01:34:40,247 I can't believe you're here! 1569 01:34:43,217 --> 01:34:44,485 Oh, Charles. 1570 01:34:44,519 --> 01:34:46,287 I'm so happy to see you! 1571 01:34:47,188 --> 01:34:48,489 Oh, Charles, 1572 01:34:48,523 --> 01:34:49,924 look what happened to me! 1573 01:34:52,459 --> 01:34:54,795 This is the 10:13, 1574 01:34:54,828 --> 01:34:56,697 to the Great Beyond! 1575 01:34:57,264 --> 01:34:58,732 All aboard 1576 01:34:58,766 --> 01:35:00,267 the Soul Train! 1577 01:35:11,011 --> 01:35:13,280 I wanna thank all you Ghosties out there, 1578 01:35:13,314 --> 01:35:16,150 for all your support over the years, 1579 01:35:16,183 --> 01:35:19,320 but this is my last show. 1580 01:35:19,353 --> 01:35:23,023 I have spent so much time talking to the dead, 1581 01:35:23,057 --> 01:35:25,125 it's time I started living. 1582 01:35:28,028 --> 01:35:31,332 I wanna make memories with the people I love 1583 01:35:31,365 --> 01:35:33,934 rather than be haunted by them later. 1584 01:36:49,644 --> 01:36:51,211 Oh, my God. What is that? 1585 01:37:15,135 --> 01:37:16,604 Mommy! 1586 01:37:27,214 --> 01:37:28,882 I just had the weirdest dream. 1587 01:37:40,327 --> 01:37:44,431 ♪ I recall the yellow cotton dress♪ 1588 01:37:44,465 --> 01:37:47,635 ♪ Foaming like a wave♪ 1589 01:37:47,669 --> 01:37:53,974 ♪ On the ground beneath your knees ♪ 1590 01:37:54,007 --> 01:37:58,580 ♪ The birds like tender babies in your hands ♪ 1591 01:37:58,613 --> 01:38:01,683 ♪ And the old men playing ♪ 1592 01:38:01,716 --> 01:38:05,587 ♪ Chinese checkers by the trees ♪ 1593 01:38:08,322 --> 01:38:13,427 ♪ MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark ♪ 1594 01:38:13,460 --> 01:38:19,333 ♪ All the sweet, green icing flowing down ♪ 1595 01:38:19,366 --> 01:38:24,338 ♪ Someone left the cake out in the rain ♪ 1596 01:38:24,371 --> 01:38:29,376 ♪ I don't think that I can take it ♪ 1597 01:38:29,410 --> 01:38:33,380 ♪ 'Cause it took so long to bake it ♪ 1598 01:38:33,414 --> 01:38:40,421 ♪ And I'll never have that recipe again ♪ 1599 01:38:40,454 --> 01:38:43,658 ♪ Again ♪ 1600 01:39:03,343 --> 01:39:08,348 ♪ MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark ♪ 1601 01:39:08,382 --> 01:39:14,556 ♪ All the sweet, green icing flowing down ♪ 1602 01:39:14,589 --> 01:39:19,761 ♪ Someone left the cake out in the rain ♪ 1603 01:39:19,794 --> 01:39:25,065 ♪ I don't think that I can take it ♪ 1604 01:39:25,098 --> 01:39:28,302 ♪ 'Cause it took so long to bake it ♪ 1605 01:39:28,335 --> 01:39:34,475 ♪ And I'll never have that recipe again ♪ 1606 01:39:35,510 --> 01:39:38,746 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 112875