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- [Oliver Putnam] Something happened today.
- [gunshot]
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[Howard Morris]
Oh, my God, they've been shot!
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It's Glen, he's still alive!
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- Zach!
- They got me in my fat!
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All of you may have heard about our little
"firearms moment" at the photo shoot,
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- but the show must go on!
- Woo!
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Got me thinking.
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I was gonna propose, and I choked.
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- Ronnie's bonded with Loretta.
- Who's Ronnie?
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- She's my Finsta.
- Oh, no!
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I wanna spend whatever time
I have left with you.
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[Loretta Durkin] [on phone]
Ugh...
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Dudenoff? Not in Portugal. Nope.
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He's been cashing social security checks
at a bodega on 125th Street.
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- This is Sazz Pataki's remains.
- [Gravey barks]
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[Charles-Haden Savage]
Gravey, that's my friend!
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[Oliver]
Here's her left shoulder.
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- [Charles] No, it's not.
- Yeah. See? It says "left".
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No. This one says "left".
In Bulgarian.
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There's two left shoulders?
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They just identified
the other left shoulder!
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It belongs to Dudenoff.
Dudenoff was murdered.
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We put hidden cameras in our
production office and in your apartments.
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- Whose camera is this?
- [text dings]
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"I'm watching you."
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[Oliver]
We're not safe in this building!
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- [♪ jaunty music playing]
- [narrator] New York City.
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- [traffic noise]
- It sucks.
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It's a crime-ridden hellhole.
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[cars honking]
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And don't hit me with that,
"The numbers don't bear that out," shit.
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[cars honking]
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You ever get mugged by a number?
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- Go, go, go!
- Where are we going?!
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Out of the city!
The killer was in our apartments,
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and filming us,
which makes him a perv, too.
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Alright, alright. Putnam, get in the zone.
Gotta craft the perfect...
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poetic breakup text.
So far, I have, "It's over,"
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exclamation point, exclamation point,
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followed by 10 more exclamation points.
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You're breaking up with Loretta?
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I've never seen someone worse
at being in a happy relationship.
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Mabel, I showed her my soul,
and she said, "Ugh."
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So I'm ripping off the Band-Aid
and taking my heart with it.
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N-Now, drive faster.
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Oh well, we don't even know
where we're going!
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We gotta find a safe house,
and it can't be a hotel
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because credit cards can be tracked.
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[Mabel Mora] Well, what about
your sister on Long Island?
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- The one whose daughters all have D names?
- [line ringing]
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I can't lead a killer
to my kid sister's house!
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I thought her husband was a cop.
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- [Howard] [on phone] Hello.
- Howard? Hey, listen to me.
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Um, don't tell anyone,
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- but in case we, like, disappear...
- [Howard] Uh-huh.
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...we went to Charles' sister's
in Patchogue.
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Also, I need you to go to that bodega
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and figure out who's been
cashing Dudenoff's checks.
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- [Howard] Okay...
- Also, this tech-savvy psycho
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could be tracking our movements!
Turn off your phone!
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Oh, you're right. Bye, Howard.
Oliver, turn it off.
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- Okay. Fine. Devastating text, sent.
- [text whooshes]
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Okay, Doreen. Here we come.
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[narrator]
Now, you want peace? Safety?
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A good night's sleep because
you know your female loved ones
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ain't gonna get punched
in the face at Gristedes?
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♪
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Well, my friend, there's only one county
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on God's green earth for you.
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The county of Suffolk.
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Strong Island, baby!
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Of course, uh, no place is perfect.
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I should give you a little, uh,
heads up about my sister.
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Uh, and I don't like saying this
about my own flesh and blood,
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but she can be, uh, very...
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uh, spontaneous?
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- Ooh, sick burn.
- [Oliver snickers]
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- [sprinklers running]
- [dogs barking]
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[♪ "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant"
doorbell chimes]
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[footsteps approach]
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Ah!
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Well, look who finally decided
to show up for Thanksgiving.
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[Doreen chuckles]
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Too bad it's April.
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Come on.
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[♪ lively theme song playing]
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[♪ vocalizing]
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[♪ theme song fades out]
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- [insects chirring]
- [dogs barking]
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[ice clinking in glass]
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[footsteps approach]
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I like your dolls.
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Oh, thank you. You know,
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the big ones are
very hard to come by now.
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Something about the supply chain, but...
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Yeah, I started collecting after,
uh, Dawn's wedding.
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And then, when Dina
and Danielle went to DeVry,
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and then Dagmar, which is
my youngest, still a baby,
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she really just left to wound me.
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So, I guess you replaced
your children with dolls, huh?
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Wow.
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I have never made that connection.
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[slurping]
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[Doreen]
You are intuitive.
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That is much more important
in a man than height.
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- Thank you.
- Mm.
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I always wondered what you look like.
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You know, I know your voice
from the podcast,
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but sometimes, I would, uh, slow it down.
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I'd deepen your register.
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Then, I speed it back up, and you sound
like a little frisky chicken.
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Ah...
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Then slow it down again.
And then speed it up.
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[emotional]
Then, slow it down.
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And then, I speed it back up.
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Where's Big Mike?
We could use a cop around here.
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Well, I kicked him out again.
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He's livin' on the boat in the driveway.
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One too many nights at Can-Cans.
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- [scoffs]
- [Mabel] Uh,
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I feel like I'm gonna regret asking this,
but what is Can-Cans?
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It's Hooters for butts.
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I was right.
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This is what I married. He's a pig.
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Just hoggin' down mozzarelly sticks,
surrounded by
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random women's mud flaps.
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Oh, anyway, more room for you.
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And no murderer is ever gonna check here
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'cause they know you're not
gonna come visit your sister!
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Hey.
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Oh, what are you gonna do?
Inflict another permanent injury on me?
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- [Charles] Doreen, please.
- [Doreen] Oh, my God, he's so sensitive.
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Pardon me, I'm gonna get
you some fresh towels.
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If you're gonna stay over,
you need towels!
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- What are you, one or two?
- One.
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[Doreen]
I thought so.
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You're a two-towel guy.
I can tell that. You're gonna need it.
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I want you dry.
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- [♪ tense music playing]
- [walking away]
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[whispering]
I'm scared.
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[yelps]
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[Oliver] Alright, Charles,
can you catch us up on the plot of...
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"August: Suffolk County"?
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It's probably what you would've guessed.
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When Doreen was 3,
I was pushing her on a swing,
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and I pushed her too hard,
and she flew off,
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and ended up losing her spleen.
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I wouldn't say that was
exactly what I would've guessed.
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- No.
- She knows I feel terrible about it,
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and she loves spleen-shaming me.
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- Maybe this was a mistake.
- No, no, no, no, it's quiet here,
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so we can work on the case
and hopefully not die.
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[Oliver] Does this gorgeous doll
remind you of anyone?
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Braids, porcelain skin,
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perky little set of--
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Oliver! The case!
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[Oliver]
You know what? You handle it.
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'Cause I'm exhausted
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and freshly heartbroken.
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Charles?
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Mabel, I have to come up
with a security plan!
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- I need to make this place murder-proof...
- [doll whines]
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...and then give law enforcement a, uh,
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tactical appraisal of the situation.
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You mean talk to the butt-lover
in the driveway boat?
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Yes.
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Meanwhile,
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towels. You wanted two. There you go.
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One towel.
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[Mabel]
"Can-Cans Wet Bench Night."
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Oh, Long Island, you're so... you.
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [birds chirping]
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[sprinklers hissing]
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[door opens]
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[quietly]
Big Mike?
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It's Charles!
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[Big Mike groans, gagging coughs]
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- [rattling]
- I'm borrowing your toolbox.
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[Bev Melon]
I found you! Finally!
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- I have left you so many messages!
- Bev?
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[Bev] It's a good thing Howard knew
where you were. So listen,
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this is serious. The studio is asking
if the Brothers Sisters are the killers.
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If they are the killers,
I have to fire them.
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If they might be, but we can't prove it,
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that is a gray area that I can sell.
So, what is it? Tell me.
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It's definitely not them... I think.
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Okay, he says they're not the killers.
He's right here.
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He seems, like, 60% sure.
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That sounds low?
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Well, 50% of one margarita was enough
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for you to flash your boobs
at the Fabelmans premiere.
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Bev, this is an emergency safe house
situation, so I need your phone.
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He did see them, Monica!
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He saw 100% of both of them!
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[♪ curious music playing]
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What? Oh, my God!
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[door slams shut]
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Oliver, what are you doing?
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[Oliver]
Mabel, not now!
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I'm busy with an urgent new mystery.
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The whereabouts of Johnnie Walker.
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Well, I'm just trying
to find a place to work
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that isn't filled with dolls.
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- [Bev] [outside] Oh, my God.
- I mean, it's so creep--
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[Bev]
With that little baby voice...
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Is that Bev Melon?
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Howard, come on!
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Okay. Hey, am I to believe people
suffer a life in Patchogue sober?
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Ah, of course not. Bar she blows.
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[door opens, shuts]
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- Hey. Okay, I'll call you back, bye.
- Bev, what are you doing here?
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- [slams phone]
- We're dead. We're all fucking dead,
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that's what I'm doing here.
I don't fucking know.
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Wh-What do you mean? What happened?
Is there someone out there?
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[Bev]
No. I wish it was so simple, Mabel.
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The studio is talking about
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pulling the plug on the movie
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because of all the "catastrophes."
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I'm stressed, okay?!
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I gotta figure this out! It's stressful!
I'm fucking, like,
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losing my shit, okay?
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And I'm starving right now!
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I'm so hungry. Ugh, that looks gross.
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I need something substantial.
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You know what? I think I saw pizza crust
on the driveway boat, I'll be right back.
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- [door opens, shuts]
- What is my life?
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[sighs]
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- [yelps, laughs]
- [laughs]
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- My apologies. I--
- Oh, no.
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I just had a craving for a Tulsa Torpedo.
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- Oh.
- I mean, but I see that
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you've misplaced your
watermelon liqueur.
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Oh, why don't I make you
one of my signature cocktails?
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Okay? Lemme just...
Right behind you. If I--
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- I almost got it. Here we go.
- [awkward laugh]
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I think you are going to like.
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This is mostly entirely
vodka and Crystal Light.
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You know, I call it a Sweaty Betty.
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Named it after my dear friend,
also named Betty,
240
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uh, who also happens to sweat like a pig.
241
00:10:36,449 --> 00:10:37,534
Uh-huh...
242
00:10:37,534 --> 00:10:39,911
So... there we go.
243
00:10:39,911 --> 00:10:42,997
And Crystal Light,
if you dunk anything in it,
244
00:10:42,997 --> 00:10:44,249
- it's a great exfoliant.
- Uh...
245
00:10:44,249 --> 00:10:46,251
- Ah.
- A long pour...
246
00:10:46,251 --> 00:10:48,336
- Ah...
- ...for my short king.
247
00:10:48,336 --> 00:10:50,713
- Well, here's to Betty.
- Oh, Betty was a whore.
248
00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:52,048
Okay.
249
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:53,841
[Doreen]
Mm...
250
00:10:54,551 --> 00:10:56,469
- [Oliver snorts]
- Can you believe it?
251
00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:57,595
Oh my, that's...
252
00:10:57,595 --> 00:11:00,139
- Mm. I know.
- Oh! Th-That is--
253
00:11:00,139 --> 00:11:02,016
[sucks teeth] Okay--
254
00:11:02,016 --> 00:11:03,643
- Now...
- [Oliver grumbling]
255
00:11:03,643 --> 00:11:06,104
...I can't help but notice
you seem like something's
256
00:11:06,104 --> 00:11:08,481
maybe bothering you. Is it Charles?
257
00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:11,109
W-Well, no. Uh-- Well,
258
00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:13,862
usually yes, but, uh,
259
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:15,530
uh, this time, it's a breakup.
260
00:11:16,489 --> 00:11:18,700
A relationship done in by my...
261
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,618
one tragic flaw.
262
00:11:20,618 --> 00:11:22,203
Too handsome?
263
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,873
Well, th-there's that, but it's also...
264
00:11:24,873 --> 00:11:26,749
I-I'm simply too...
265
00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:28,710
emotionally available.
266
00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:30,169
[excited sigh]
267
00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:33,548
[♪ "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant"
doorbell chimes]
268
00:11:37,385 --> 00:11:39,345
[♪ gentle music playing]
269
00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:41,931
Actors? Now what are you doing here?
270
00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:43,933
[Zach Galifianakis]
Howard told us you would be here.
271
00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:45,810
People don't keep secrets from the famous.
272
00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:48,646
What are you doing here?
273
00:11:48,646 --> 00:11:50,148
Uh, I'm hiding out from the killer.
274
00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:52,942
Oh, so you thought,
"Hey, why don't we leave the actors
275
00:11:52,942 --> 00:11:54,485
to die with a psychopath"?
276
00:11:55,111 --> 00:11:57,488
Pretty sure the killer
is after us, not you guys.
277
00:11:57,488 --> 00:12:00,491
I would reconsider that.
Just a gut feeling.
278
00:12:00,491 --> 00:12:01,659
[Mabel]
Oh!
279
00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:03,578
[Zach] I escaped the hospital
to come here.
280
00:12:03,578 --> 00:12:06,789
Well, go back to the hospital!
And for you guys,
281
00:12:06,789 --> 00:12:09,250
I need some quiet to work
on the case, okay?
282
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,045
- I'm sure there's lovely local hotels.
- [Eva Longoria] No, no, no, no.
283
00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:15,340
You are contractually responsible
for our safety, so we're staying.
284
00:12:16,132 --> 00:12:18,718
Fine! Then pick a doll, amuse yourselves,
285
00:12:18,718 --> 00:12:20,386
and give me your phones.
286
00:12:20,386 --> 00:12:23,348
- [Mabel sighs]
- [actors chattering]
287
00:12:23,348 --> 00:12:24,891
[Oliver]
I mean...
288
00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:28,186
I thought that I wanted
a creative counterpart.
289
00:12:28,186 --> 00:12:29,270
Yeah. Yeah.
290
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:32,440
A Verdon to my Fosse.
A Fleetwood to my Mac.
291
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,525
Oh.
292
00:12:33,525 --> 00:12:36,486
Maybe what I really want...
293
00:12:37,779 --> 00:12:40,406
is just someone I can hold
294
00:12:40,406 --> 00:12:42,492
- and adore, you know?
- [Doreen sighs]
295
00:12:42,492 --> 00:12:44,285
- Like a doll.
- [Oliver grunts]
296
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,204
- Sure. Sure, like a doll.
- Like a doll.
297
00:12:47,205 --> 00:12:49,040
How'd you meet your husband?
298
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,876
You know what, this is--
shouldn't be here.
299
00:12:52,627 --> 00:12:53,628
[Oliver grunts]
300
00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:55,630
[sighs] Well,
301
00:12:56,548 --> 00:12:58,049
you know, it was actually...
302
00:12:58,925 --> 00:13:01,636
a pretty classic meet-cute. It was...
303
00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:06,015
[sighs] inside the port-a-potty
at Jones Beach.
304
00:13:06,015 --> 00:13:09,269
[♪ "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant"
doorbell chimes]
305
00:13:09,269 --> 00:13:10,812
- [Doreen scoffs]
- Someone should get that
306
00:13:10,812 --> 00:13:12,188
before we have to hear it again.
307
00:13:12,188 --> 00:13:13,982
Alright. Ooh, I'm like a turtle.
308
00:13:13,982 --> 00:13:16,442
- Gimme a little help. There we go.
- Oh, lemme help you. There you go.
309
00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:19,612
[grunting] Okay. Okay.
310
00:13:19,612 --> 00:13:21,155
[both yelping]
311
00:13:21,155 --> 00:13:23,074
Oh, Mr. Putman! [laughs]
312
00:13:23,074 --> 00:13:24,367
[door opens]
313
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:25,451
[Loretta]
Hello--
314
00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:27,704
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [Doreen] Oh. Let yourself in.
315
00:13:27,704 --> 00:13:28,997
What on earth?
316
00:13:28,997 --> 00:13:30,790
[nervous laugh] Hi.
317
00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:34,252
I j-- I just got caught in
her macramé duster.
318
00:13:34,252 --> 00:13:37,297
Oh, is that what the kids
are calling it now? [laughs]
319
00:13:37,297 --> 00:13:39,757
This one. What a tease, huh?
320
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,470
[Oliver]
Loretta, how did you find out--
321
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:47,265
Howard! Of course, it was Howard.
322
00:13:47,265 --> 00:13:51,144
I called repeatedly,
straight to voicemail every time.
323
00:13:51,144 --> 00:13:53,855
So, I got on a six-hour flight,
324
00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:54,939
middle seat,
325
00:13:54,939 --> 00:13:57,275
just so I could ask you
why you thought you could...
326
00:13:58,735 --> 00:14:01,112
break up with me over text.
327
00:14:01,112 --> 00:14:02,697
Uh-- Loretta...
328
00:14:03,281 --> 00:14:04,699
what are you talking about?
329
00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:06,951
I poured my heart out to you
330
00:14:06,951 --> 00:14:09,579
on the phone, and you went, "Ugh."
331
00:14:09,579 --> 00:14:10,788
When did this happen?
332
00:14:10,788 --> 00:14:12,290
- Yesterday. Yes--
- No, you didn't.
333
00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:15,376
A-A day that will live in ugh-famy.
334
00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:18,713
[sighs] What time was it?
335
00:14:18,713 --> 00:14:20,173
I don't know, lunch?
336
00:14:20,173 --> 00:14:22,926
- Devastation o'clock.
- Your lunch or my lunch?
337
00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:25,803
I-It was your lunch, my second Cosmo.
338
00:14:28,473 --> 00:14:31,935
Oh! [laughs]
339
00:14:31,935 --> 00:14:35,313
Oh, I-I love that my pain
is so amusing to you.
340
00:14:35,313 --> 00:14:37,732
- That is just so appreciated.
- [Loretta wheezing]
341
00:14:37,732 --> 00:14:40,318
- No! Oh, Oliver.
- [♪ jaunty music playing]
342
00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:42,946
I think you talked to my stand-in.
343
00:14:42,946 --> 00:14:44,614
- What? Sorry, what?
- Yeah.
344
00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:47,700
Because I'm wrapped in gauze,
and my stand-in is wrapped in gauze,
345
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,537
so I think the-the PA gave my cellphone
346
00:14:50,537 --> 00:14:53,873
[laughing] to the wrong burn victim.
347
00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:56,292
[both laughing]
348
00:14:56,292 --> 00:15:00,255
- I mean... No, no.
- So, that wasn't you?
349
00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:03,758
I don't think you're ugh. [sighs]
350
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:05,718
I think you're...
351
00:15:05,718 --> 00:15:08,221
[seductive ugh, giggles]
352
00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:10,306
What I can say other than...
353
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:14,102
- [purrs]
- [Loretta laughs]
354
00:15:14,102 --> 00:15:15,812
- Oh, Ollie!
- [Oliver laughs]
355
00:15:15,812 --> 00:15:19,858
- Oh, I missed you. I missed you.
- I missed you. I missed you, too.
356
00:15:19,858 --> 00:15:23,945
- So... Doreen.
- Oh.
357
00:15:24,529 --> 00:15:28,241
Doreen?
Well, Doreen is Charles' sister.
358
00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:29,826
Is she someone...
359
00:15:30,702 --> 00:15:32,245
that I should be worried about?
360
00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:35,081
Everyone should be worried about Doreen.
361
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,877
[Doreen]
Careful, Upchuck!
362
00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:42,714
[laughs] Oh, you need me to help you nail
your fingers to the house, huh?
363
00:15:42,714 --> 00:15:45,008
These windows won't lock,
so I'm trying to nail them shut.
364
00:15:45,008 --> 00:15:46,759
Just trying to keep
everybody in one piece.
365
00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:49,512
Well, it's a little late
to keep me in one piece.
366
00:15:51,222 --> 00:15:53,850
I asked the doctor
if I could give you my spleen,
367
00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:55,768
and he said it wasn't necessary
368
00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:57,562
because spleens aren't necessary.
369
00:15:57,562 --> 00:16:00,565
Oh, come on. I was just razzin' you.
370
00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:02,525
I don't even remember the accident!
371
00:16:03,651 --> 00:16:06,529
[sighs] You know what I remember?
One of my...
372
00:16:06,529 --> 00:16:08,698
probably fondest memories is--
373
00:16:08,698 --> 00:16:11,201
God, I must've been, what, 5?
374
00:16:12,994 --> 00:16:14,287
Mom was taking me
375
00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:16,372
- to see my big brother...
- [nail drops, clatters]
376
00:16:16,372 --> 00:16:18,291
...in one of his first plays.
377
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,585
You were so good.
378
00:16:21,669 --> 00:16:24,172
You were always meant to be
Mr. Hollywood someday, huh?
379
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:26,799
[hammering continues]
380
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:30,678
[shouting]
Are you even listening to me?!
381
00:16:31,262 --> 00:16:33,973
I'm sorry. I just can't
have a conversation right now.
382
00:16:33,973 --> 00:16:36,017
Everyone I know is either
dead or in danger
383
00:16:36,017 --> 00:16:38,519
because of me and my stupid podcast,
384
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:42,398
so I have to keep my attention
focused on these nails!
385
00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:45,818
- [light hammering]
- Why are you always mad at me?!
386
00:16:46,736 --> 00:16:48,446
I'm not mad at you.
387
00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:50,490
Wait, wait, wait, are you--
are you crying?
388
00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:52,033
Oh, please don't cry.
389
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,535
I can cry if I want to!
390
00:16:53,535 --> 00:16:57,455
Just because you,
Mr. No-Emotion-Robot-Man, doesn't!
391
00:16:57,455 --> 00:16:59,249
I-I control myself.
392
00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:02,293
Oh, wh-what's that?
Implying that I'm crazy?!
393
00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:04,003
- I didn't say that.
- Don't deny it.
394
00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:05,380
- Well, I didn't say that.
- Don't!
395
00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:06,548
I said don't!
396
00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:09,467
Don't deny it! Not do deny it!
I said don't deny it!
397
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:12,262
TikTok calls it gaslighting.
398
00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:14,889
And you're full of gas,
and it's an epidemic!
399
00:17:14,889 --> 00:17:17,267
Every man in my life
thinks that because I have
400
00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:20,979
just actual and real emotions
that I'm crazy!
401
00:17:20,979 --> 00:17:23,606
But, you know what? There's a little man,
402
00:17:23,606 --> 00:17:26,359
a tiny, little man downstairs right now
403
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:30,280
who appreciates a woman with
a nice, big set of emotions.
404
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,782
[♪ melancholy music playing]
405
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:35,702
And be gentle with Jill! She's Victorian.
406
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:41,541
[Eugene Levy]
We're bored.
407
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:44,711
- Whatcha doing? Checking out the semen?
- What?
408
00:17:44,711 --> 00:17:46,796
Where there's murder, there's semen.
CSI 101.
409
00:17:47,338 --> 00:17:49,632
We can help, you know.
We're not children.
410
00:17:49,632 --> 00:17:52,719
And can you open this snick-snack?
My assistant's not here.
411
00:17:52,719 --> 00:17:55,138
Okay, I need to work on the case.
412
00:17:55,138 --> 00:17:57,974
So, um, could you actors maybe run lines
413
00:17:57,974 --> 00:18:00,685
or do Ozempic,
whatever you guys do?
414
00:18:00,685 --> 00:18:01,936
[Loretta]
Don't wanna interrupt you.
415
00:18:01,936 --> 00:18:05,315
[laughs] Just need a little nibble.
416
00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:09,319
- Eugene?
- [shuts fridge]
417
00:18:09,319 --> 00:18:11,696
It's me! Loretta.
418
00:18:11,696 --> 00:18:12,989
Loretta...?
419
00:18:12,989 --> 00:18:14,908
Loretta Durkin. [laughs]
420
00:18:14,908 --> 00:18:18,703
We did Summerstock together.
Saskatoon '82.
421
00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:20,788
- Um...
- [Loretta laughs]
422
00:18:21,247 --> 00:18:24,959
We did that stage adaptation
of James Bond's Moonraker.
423
00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:27,795
I mean, I'm trying to place the face,
but, uh,
424
00:18:27,795 --> 00:18:29,505
I'm coming up empty.
425
00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:32,133
I was Lieutenant Holly Goodhead.
426
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:33,718
That was my--
427
00:18:35,136 --> 00:18:36,387
Zach!
428
00:18:37,138 --> 00:18:38,973
I adored you in Baskets.
429
00:18:38,973 --> 00:18:40,934
Why, thank you very--
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
430
00:18:41,768 --> 00:18:44,896
Sorry, I have a hole inside of me.
[groans]
431
00:18:44,896 --> 00:18:47,482
Um, nobody's complimented me yet, so...
432
00:18:47,482 --> 00:18:49,067
[both laugh]
433
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:51,653
- Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Yeah, sure.
434
00:18:54,531 --> 00:18:57,617
Hey, I'm sorry, it's just the actors
wanna help with the case.
435
00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:58,701
- Yeah.
- Um,
436
00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:01,538
do you think you can take them out to play
or distract them with your keys?
437
00:19:01,538 --> 00:19:05,124
[sighs] Okay, but I think
you're making a big mistake.
438
00:19:05,124 --> 00:19:07,502
Actors are investigators, you know.
439
00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:09,212
Of the human condition.
440
00:19:09,212 --> 00:19:11,673
LA did this to you in two weeks?
441
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:15,593
[sighs] Just let them in. Come on.
442
00:19:16,594 --> 00:19:18,888
- You never know, it might help.
- [door opens]
443
00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:20,807
- [Mabel] Bev!
- [banging door]
444
00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:23,142
Bev! Okay-- Thank God!
445
00:19:23,142 --> 00:19:24,644
I'm gonna need you
446
00:19:24,644 --> 00:19:27,146
to entertain some movie actors.
447
00:19:27,146 --> 00:19:28,898
- [kiss smacks] You're a sweetie.
- Thanks.
448
00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:31,901
[in affected accent]
I would love to hang with actors!
449
00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:34,654
Where are the "actors"?
450
00:19:34,654 --> 00:19:38,157
Actors, all sitting together,
talking about their craft!
451
00:19:38,157 --> 00:19:40,034
Hey, actors!
452
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,287
Fuck you!
453
00:19:42,787 --> 00:19:45,081
Can I, um--
You want some drink of water?
454
00:19:45,081 --> 00:19:46,416
[childish]
Okay, Mom.
455
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:47,750
[normal]
Fuck you, TV actor.
456
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,794
[gasps] You know my work?
457
00:19:49,794 --> 00:19:52,547
"Work"? Let me sum up
the quality of your
458
00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:55,049
"acting ability" in one word.
459
00:19:55,049 --> 00:19:57,468
[blowing raspberry]
460
00:19:57,677 --> 00:19:58,678
Oh.
461
00:19:58,678 --> 00:20:02,265
[Bev] I'm sick of this bullshit studio,
and the script
462
00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:05,852
with its bullshit plot holes,
and all you self-centered actors,
463
00:20:05,852 --> 00:20:07,687
memorizing your lines,
464
00:20:07,687 --> 00:20:10,648
and your little baby set slippers,
465
00:20:10,648 --> 00:20:12,859
eating your special actor's food.
466
00:20:12,859 --> 00:20:16,196
I was shot! And I bet it's infected!
I am weeping fluid here!
467
00:20:16,196 --> 00:20:19,032
Oh, my God, Zach, cut it out!
468
00:20:19,032 --> 00:20:20,742
All you do is complain.
469
00:20:20,742 --> 00:20:22,744
"I'm a self-centered Greek Smurf," and,
470
00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:26,539
"I-I got hit by a sniper,
and now I have a boo-boo!"
471
00:20:26,539 --> 00:20:28,875
I can't take it anymore, bro!
472
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,168
[♪ jaunty music playing]
473
00:20:30,168 --> 00:20:33,379
I'm done with Hollywood!
474
00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:35,006
- Middle child.
- Single mom.
475
00:20:35,006 --> 00:20:37,091
Low thyroid. No, high. High thyroid.
476
00:20:37,091 --> 00:20:38,676
[Bev]
Three for three, fuckers!
477
00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:40,595
See?
478
00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:42,472
Detectives.
479
00:20:42,472 --> 00:20:44,057
[Loretta and Mabel giggle]
480
00:20:44,891 --> 00:20:46,559
Okay, fine.
481
00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:49,604
Actors, let's talk case.
482
00:20:49,604 --> 00:20:51,648
[street noise]
483
00:20:51,648 --> 00:20:53,858
- [clerk sighs]
- [Howard] Come on, man.
484
00:20:53,858 --> 00:20:55,777
Look, I just need to see
485
00:20:55,777 --> 00:20:58,738
who is cashing my close
personal friend's checks.
486
00:21:01,241 --> 00:21:03,660
- No.
- I'm sorry. I don't know why I did that.
487
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:05,620
Please! Please, let me just
have a look at that ledger.
488
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,413
Sorry, it's against our policy.
489
00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:10,416
You're a bodega.
You barely have a hand-washing policy.
490
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:11,960
[cat meows]
491
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,253
[Howard sighs]
492
00:21:13,253 --> 00:21:16,339
[♪ gentle music playing]
493
00:21:18,925 --> 00:21:20,176
Oh.
494
00:21:22,595 --> 00:21:25,014
You trained a cat to guard your store?
495
00:21:25,014 --> 00:21:27,100
Sí. Gazpacho's tough.
496
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,269
Well, how would you like
for him to be a guest
497
00:21:29,269 --> 00:21:32,605
on the soon-to-be number one
animal labor podcast in the country?
498
00:21:33,523 --> 00:21:34,732
[Gazpacho meows]
499
00:21:35,775 --> 00:21:38,027
[Howard]
Dudenoff!
500
00:21:38,528 --> 00:21:39,571
[gasps]
501
00:21:39,571 --> 00:21:41,197
[♪ tense music playing]
502
00:21:41,197 --> 00:21:42,323
[gasps]
503
00:21:43,449 --> 00:21:44,951
Another Dudenoff.
504
00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:46,578
These signatures don't match at all.
505
00:21:46,578 --> 00:21:47,662
[gasps]
506
00:21:50,456 --> 00:21:52,333
Mabel, pick up, pick up,
pick up, oh, my God.
507
00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:56,337
[Mabel]
It all happened the night that Sazz died.
508
00:21:56,337 --> 00:22:00,383
Then the killer texted us,
"I'm watching you," so we came here.
509
00:22:00,383 --> 00:22:02,635
There. Now, you know everything we know.
510
00:22:02,635 --> 00:22:05,430
- Okay, great, we'll take it from here.
- Oh yeah, you think you got this?
511
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,849
Mabel, you really have no idea
512
00:22:07,849 --> 00:22:11,853
about the breadth of our skill set here.
513
00:22:11,853 --> 00:22:14,480
Only 3% of our time is devoted
514
00:22:15,231 --> 00:22:16,482
to the actual job.
515
00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:19,402
The rest is spent developing talents
516
00:22:19,402 --> 00:22:23,489
that would be helpful in
a character's backstory, like, uh...
517
00:22:24,657 --> 00:22:30,288
[in bad Southern drawl] I don't really
cotton to Northern types, y'hear?
518
00:22:30,288 --> 00:22:31,414
[normal]
You know, dialects.
519
00:22:32,123 --> 00:22:34,042
I can skin a deer.
Somebody get me a deer.
520
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,376
I can do card tricks.
521
00:22:38,046 --> 00:22:40,423
You guys are all such treasures,
522
00:22:40,423 --> 00:22:42,467
and I cannot wait to hear
what you come up with,
523
00:22:42,467 --> 00:22:44,177
so, um, pick a room.
524
00:22:44,177 --> 00:22:45,887
I'll be in a different one.
525
00:22:45,887 --> 00:22:47,972
[♪ humming]
526
00:22:49,682 --> 00:22:52,227
- [puts down glasses]
- [Oliver] Ooh, welcome back, my little--
527
00:22:53,561 --> 00:22:54,896
- What?
- [slams door]
528
00:22:54,896 --> 00:22:56,314
Surprise!
529
00:22:56,773 --> 00:22:58,691
See what I'm trying out?
530
00:22:58,691 --> 00:23:01,152
To extend our time together a little bit?
531
00:23:01,152 --> 00:23:03,238
See? 'Cause look what I found. [gasps]
532
00:23:03,238 --> 00:23:04,948
The watermelon liqueur!
533
00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:07,408
Oh, thanks, but I-I'm good.
534
00:23:07,408 --> 00:23:09,202
And I think that's A.1. Sauce.
535
00:23:09,202 --> 00:23:11,621
Oh. Either way. [laughs]
536
00:23:11,621 --> 00:23:13,039
[Loretta]
Oh.
537
00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:15,041
Didn't mean to interrupt.
538
00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:16,501
Loretta, please, interrupt.
539
00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:18,545
Uh, Doreen, uh, if you can...
540
00:23:18,545 --> 00:23:19,879
- [stammering]
- Yes.
541
00:23:19,879 --> 00:23:22,048
So, we have a long-distance relationship,
542
00:23:22,048 --> 00:23:25,093
so every second together is precious.
543
00:23:25,093 --> 00:23:26,844
[Doreen]
Oh. Oh.
544
00:23:27,345 --> 00:23:30,723
Okay, so we're... we're best buds
until Heidi...
545
00:23:32,016 --> 00:23:34,769
shows up, and then what am I?
I'm dog meat?
546
00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:38,606
You know, I'm just tired of
everybody jerkin' me around!
547
00:23:38,606 --> 00:23:40,900
Nobody's jerking anybody around.
548
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,944
[scoffing] Yeah, I think
people are jerking!
549
00:23:42,944 --> 00:23:45,029
- Ow!
- Doreen!
550
00:23:45,697 --> 00:23:47,407
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
551
00:23:47,407 --> 00:23:50,827
I-I'm being rejected by my husband.
I'm being rejected by your boyfriend.
552
00:23:50,827 --> 00:23:52,704
My own brother doesn't wanna talk to me!
553
00:23:52,704 --> 00:23:54,330
I'm... [heavy breaths]
554
00:23:55,081 --> 00:23:56,791
I put hands on you!
555
00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,585
[Loretta]
Aw...
556
00:23:58,585 --> 00:24:00,587
- Poor thing.
- Oof.
557
00:24:00,587 --> 00:24:02,422
But you can't blame her
558
00:24:02,422 --> 00:24:05,592
for being attracted to Oliver Putnam.
You are a magnet.
559
00:24:05,592 --> 00:24:07,343
- [laughs] Well...
- [laughs] Thanks.
560
00:24:07,343 --> 00:24:09,637
- [glasses clink]
- [both laugh]
561
00:24:09,637 --> 00:24:11,723
- [Loretta] Mm-hmm.
- [Oliver] Mm...
562
00:24:12,307 --> 00:24:13,808
- [puts down glass]
- Okay.
563
00:24:13,808 --> 00:24:16,352
[♪ soft piano playing]
564
00:24:16,936 --> 00:24:19,355
- Hey. Uh...
- [Oliver] Here we are at the piano again.
565
00:24:19,355 --> 00:24:22,192
- [♪ stops playing]
- I'm just, I'm a little bit jealous
566
00:24:22,192 --> 00:24:25,361
of whatever it was you said
to my stand-in yesterday.
567
00:24:26,696 --> 00:24:28,114
On the phone.
568
00:24:28,698 --> 00:24:30,408
Oh, it was just-- I just...
569
00:24:31,659 --> 00:24:33,369
I think you had to be there.
570
00:24:33,369 --> 00:24:35,955
- Yeah. [giggles] But, what'd you say?
- [awkward laugh]
571
00:24:36,789 --> 00:24:38,416
Well, I-I just, uh...
572
00:24:39,334 --> 00:24:41,336
I just said that when
we were at that party in LA,
573
00:24:41,336 --> 00:24:43,129
- you know, in that strange fire pit...
- Ah, yeah.
574
00:24:43,129 --> 00:24:45,506
...that, uh, I almost... [inhales]
575
00:24:45,506 --> 00:24:47,175
proposed to you.
576
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,386
You wh-- You what?
577
00:24:50,386 --> 00:24:52,222
Well, it was just a
spur-of-the-moment thing.
578
00:24:52,222 --> 00:24:54,349
You know, I mean, you were going to LA,
579
00:24:54,349 --> 00:24:57,644
- a-and I was afraid of losing you.
- Oh, yeah.
580
00:24:57,644 --> 00:25:00,063
No, no, I-I don't mean I don't want to.
581
00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:02,732
Loretta, I adore you. I've been...
582
00:25:02,732 --> 00:25:06,277
spinning out of control
trying to stay close to you.
583
00:25:06,277 --> 00:25:08,571
- I mean, really I-- [stammering]
- [Loretta giggles]
584
00:25:08,571 --> 00:25:12,367
I even invented
a crafty heartland Insta-grammy
585
00:25:12,367 --> 00:25:14,494
j-just to see what you were up to.
586
00:25:15,370 --> 00:25:16,371
A what?
587
00:25:16,371 --> 00:25:18,414
[in Midwestern accent]
"The only way to be yourself
588
00:25:18,414 --> 00:25:21,000
is to find yourself, yourself."
589
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,211
Oh, my God, you're Ronnie?
590
00:25:24,295 --> 00:25:27,840
- Yeah. I--
- Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [gasps]
591
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,425
I connected with Ronnie.
592
00:25:29,425 --> 00:25:31,469
- [♪ somber music playing]
- I-I-I...
593
00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:35,473
took screenshots of her memes. I-I...
594
00:25:36,015 --> 00:25:37,642
I told her things.
595
00:25:37,642 --> 00:25:39,811
- And she appreciated all of them. She--
- Oh.
596
00:25:39,811 --> 00:25:43,606
So, you, what, you stalked me,
and then you tricked me,
597
00:25:43,606 --> 00:25:46,401
and then you...
were going to propose to me,
598
00:25:46,401 --> 00:25:48,194
but only because you were scared,
599
00:25:48,194 --> 00:25:50,780
and then you broke up with me over text?
600
00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:52,115
[heavy breaths]
601
00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:54,993
Well, when you list them
all in a row like that...
602
00:25:54,993 --> 00:25:56,744
I need a minute. [crying]
603
00:25:57,662 --> 00:25:59,163
Loretta! I...
604
00:26:01,374 --> 00:26:02,375
[sighs]
605
00:26:04,836 --> 00:26:06,546
- [♪ bangs piano]
- [grunts] Fuck.
606
00:26:08,882 --> 00:26:10,174
[insects chirping outside]
607
00:26:10,174 --> 00:26:13,386
[phone swooshing]
608
00:26:13,386 --> 00:26:15,471
Oh, goddammit.
609
00:26:15,471 --> 00:26:18,057
[swooshing continues]
610
00:26:22,812 --> 00:26:23,813
Hello.
611
00:26:25,356 --> 00:26:26,357
Uh...
612
00:26:27,275 --> 00:26:30,778
I should-- No,
I-I want to apologize.
613
00:26:32,113 --> 00:26:34,032
I was outta line before.
614
00:26:34,657 --> 00:26:36,159
Crystal Light got on top of me.
615
00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:38,620
Yeah, well, [weak laugh]
616
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:41,039
we all have our moments.
617
00:26:41,414 --> 00:26:43,791
S-So, um...
618
00:26:45,251 --> 00:26:48,630
seems like things aren't going too well
for you and your little man.
619
00:26:50,381 --> 00:26:52,592
I think my little man...
620
00:26:52,592 --> 00:26:54,177
might be crazy.
621
00:26:55,303 --> 00:26:58,306
Okay, what is it with everybody
thinking that anyone
622
00:26:58,306 --> 00:27:00,391
who feels is crazy?
623
00:27:00,391 --> 00:27:02,769
I mean, maybe,
maybe he's not crazy.
624
00:27:02,769 --> 00:27:04,646
M-Maybe he's just emotional!
625
00:27:04,646 --> 00:27:06,731
You know, and isn't that
better than not feeling enough?
626
00:27:06,731 --> 00:27:08,650
I mean, his heart is an open book!
627
00:27:08,650 --> 00:27:11,528
[sighs] Yeah, maybe you're right.
628
00:27:11,528 --> 00:27:14,948
- [laughs] Maybe you're right.
- Maybe, huh?
629
00:27:14,948 --> 00:27:17,992
What do I know, maybe.
Or maybe I'm just a stupid idiot!
630
00:27:17,992 --> 00:27:19,536
Calm down now.
631
00:27:19,536 --> 00:27:21,538
Okay, don't tell me to calm down.
632
00:27:21,538 --> 00:27:23,540
Okay, why don't you go
back to Beverly Hills?!
633
00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:25,333
Whoa! [laughs]
634
00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:28,169
Listen, I rent a studio in Burbank.
635
00:27:28,169 --> 00:27:29,879
You know, it's under a Whole Foods.
636
00:27:29,879 --> 00:27:32,966
I don't need you throwing
your rich bitch shit in my face.
637
00:27:32,966 --> 00:27:35,051
You need to calm down, really.
638
00:27:35,051 --> 00:27:36,427
You need to get out of my house,
639
00:27:36,427 --> 00:27:38,596
- you Hollywood hussy!
- [Loretta screams]
640
00:27:38,596 --> 00:27:39,889
- [Doreen grunting]
- [Loretta yelps]
641
00:27:39,889 --> 00:27:41,474
What is this? What is--
642
00:27:41,474 --> 00:27:43,643
- [Doreen] Get-- Stop resisting!
- Whoa!
643
00:27:43,643 --> 00:27:46,145
Stay away from me!
No, what are you doing to me?!
644
00:27:46,145 --> 00:27:47,772
I don't know why you're
eatin' your braids!
645
00:27:47,772 --> 00:27:49,607
- Oh, my God!
- [Doreen] Why you eatin' 'em?
646
00:27:49,607 --> 00:27:52,235
- Why you eatin' your braids, huh? Oh!
- [muffled yelling]
647
00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,237
She was in Moonraker.
648
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:55,613
[gasps] My pacemaker.
649
00:27:55,613 --> 00:27:56,781
My pacemaker!
650
00:27:56,781 --> 00:27:58,616
- My pacemaker.
- I didn't know you had a pacemaker.
651
00:27:58,616 --> 00:28:00,577
- Oh, my God. Oh.
- [Loretta gasping]
652
00:28:00,577 --> 00:28:02,287
Oh, my God, I didn't know!
653
00:28:02,287 --> 00:28:05,039
- I didn't know.
- [gasping, sighs]
654
00:28:05,039 --> 00:28:06,499
[♪ dramatic music playing]
655
00:28:06,499 --> 00:28:09,669
[giggles] I was acting. [gasps]
656
00:28:09,669 --> 00:28:11,379
- Not very good.
- And I took stage combat
657
00:28:11,379 --> 00:28:12,839
with Sensei Brian.
658
00:28:12,839 --> 00:28:14,507
- Ha!
- [Doreen yells]
659
00:28:14,507 --> 00:28:17,051
Oh, my tooth! [whimpers]
660
00:28:17,051 --> 00:28:18,636
I should stop this!
661
00:28:18,636 --> 00:28:20,680
Who wears a train in their own house?
662
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,223
- [Doreen] Oh God!
- No, no, no, I shouldn't!
663
00:28:23,099 --> 00:28:25,101
[screaming, fighting]
664
00:28:25,101 --> 00:28:27,812
- Come here, baby! Ah!
- [Oliver] My God!
665
00:28:27,812 --> 00:28:30,023
What was in that Crystal Light?
Bath salts?
666
00:28:30,023 --> 00:28:31,357
[fighting, screaming continues]
667
00:28:31,357 --> 00:28:32,483
Hey, Doreen!
668
00:28:32,483 --> 00:28:34,194
- [Doreen] Get her off me!
- [Eva] You gotta bridge!
669
00:28:34,194 --> 00:28:36,321
You're gonna have to get your hand
in there for a chokehold.
670
00:28:36,321 --> 00:28:37,739
- [whipping]
- Bridge! Come on, kill!
671
00:28:37,739 --> 00:28:39,365
- [screaming]
- [Oliver] Whoa, whoa, easy, ladies!
672
00:28:39,365 --> 00:28:40,450
Get off me! Get off me!
673
00:28:40,450 --> 00:28:42,410
No need to fight over me
like Loni Anderson and Charo!
674
00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:45,413
- Get off me! [chomps]
- Ow! [groans]
675
00:28:45,413 --> 00:28:47,123
[Doreen]
Who's the chocolate Swiss Miss--
676
00:28:47,123 --> 00:28:49,375
- Get away, you bitch!
- Are you sorry?
677
00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,502
I'm sorry you're on me!
678
00:28:52,337 --> 00:28:53,588
[panting]
679
00:28:53,588 --> 00:28:54,964
I'm sorry, too.
680
00:28:56,716 --> 00:28:57,717
[Doreen winces]
681
00:28:59,302 --> 00:29:00,637
[adhesive ripping]
682
00:29:00,637 --> 00:29:03,556
[Charles]
Hey. You know, Doreen, uh...
683
00:29:03,556 --> 00:29:05,099
I'm a little worried about you.
684
00:29:05,099 --> 00:29:06,392
- Is that alright?
- Yeah.
685
00:29:06,392 --> 00:29:08,770
I mean, your husband
lives in the driveway,
686
00:29:08,770 --> 00:29:10,980
and you're fighting with a TV actress,
687
00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:13,650
and you're, you're stuck
on this thing I did
688
00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:15,109
when you were a toddler.
689
00:29:15,109 --> 00:29:17,362
Oh, my God, fuck the spleen.
690
00:29:17,362 --> 00:29:19,113
Come on, I make jokes about it
691
00:29:19,113 --> 00:29:21,407
because it's not a big deal.
692
00:29:22,242 --> 00:29:24,285
It's not funny to me.
693
00:29:24,285 --> 00:29:27,747
I mean, y-you were so little,
and I was-- I was 19.
694
00:29:28,748 --> 00:29:30,416
And that day at the hospital,
695
00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:34,546
Mom wouldn't stop screaming at me.
She never forgave me.
696
00:29:35,213 --> 00:29:37,715
She was bonkers, and y-you know that.
697
00:29:41,052 --> 00:29:43,555
Do you know why I remember
going to see your play?
698
00:29:45,390 --> 00:29:48,434
Because Mom held my hand
when we walked in.
699
00:29:52,522 --> 00:29:54,023
She held your hand?
700
00:29:55,441 --> 00:29:57,443
- Wow.
- I know.
701
00:30:00,113 --> 00:30:02,615
I don't think she had ever done it before.
702
00:30:03,575 --> 00:30:05,577
And I don't ever remember her
doing it again.
703
00:30:05,577 --> 00:30:07,579
[♪ melancholy music playing]
704
00:30:07,579 --> 00:30:09,664
God, she was so distant.
705
00:30:11,499 --> 00:30:13,334
And then, she was gone.
706
00:30:14,544 --> 00:30:16,337
And you were gone, too.
707
00:30:17,130 --> 00:30:18,631
Now, I'm this.
708
00:30:19,841 --> 00:30:21,759
- I visit.
- Every now and then,
709
00:30:21,759 --> 00:30:25,096
but you're never really here, you know?
710
00:30:25,096 --> 00:30:28,182
Then, I heard your podcast and...
711
00:30:28,182 --> 00:30:29,976
heard you yucking it up with all...
712
00:30:30,852 --> 00:30:32,353
all your friends.
713
00:30:32,937 --> 00:30:35,398
The podcast is about
our neighbors being murdered.
714
00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,483
Yeah, but you made it sound cozy.
715
00:30:39,944 --> 00:30:41,446
Somehow, it made me...
716
00:30:42,488 --> 00:30:44,115
feel even lonelier.
717
00:30:44,115 --> 00:30:45,700
Oh, God.
718
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:47,785
I'm a needy mess.
719
00:30:49,662 --> 00:30:51,497
Well, I'm-I'm an uptight mess.
720
00:30:52,207 --> 00:30:55,585
- Can we just blame Mom?
- Well, she's dead.
721
00:30:55,585 --> 00:30:57,754
- It can't hurt.
- [both chuckle]
722
00:30:58,630 --> 00:30:59,631
[Doreen sniffles]
723
00:31:02,467 --> 00:31:04,219
I think about you a lot.
724
00:31:05,053 --> 00:31:08,348
And I'd like to be better about
staying in touch, if it's not too late.
725
00:31:09,849 --> 00:31:12,894
I would like that.
I'd like that a lot.
726
00:31:13,561 --> 00:31:15,396
- I would, too.
- [footsteps]
727
00:31:15,772 --> 00:31:18,399
Great news, everybody! Ah!
728
00:31:18,399 --> 00:31:21,653
I just had the best nap.
I feel so good.
729
00:31:21,653 --> 00:31:24,822
Everything is so crystal clear to me now.
730
00:31:24,822 --> 00:31:26,407
You know, yelling at those actors
731
00:31:26,407 --> 00:31:30,036
reminded me of why I got into
this business in the first place.
732
00:31:30,036 --> 00:31:31,663
It's because no matter what,
733
00:31:31,663 --> 00:31:35,416
I care so much! I realized it.
734
00:31:35,416 --> 00:31:37,418
Movies are my passion!
735
00:31:37,418 --> 00:31:40,255
And I yelled all of that
at the head of the studio
736
00:31:40,255 --> 00:31:42,298
in my room for two hours,
so guess what,
737
00:31:42,298 --> 00:31:43,758
Charles and leopard lady?
738
00:31:43,758 --> 00:31:46,302
The movie is now
739
00:31:46,302 --> 00:31:47,762
full speed ahead!
740
00:31:47,762 --> 00:31:48,972
Can you believe it?
741
00:31:48,972 --> 00:31:50,390
Back to business.
742
00:31:51,724 --> 00:31:53,142
Hollywood!
743
00:31:53,851 --> 00:31:55,395
Who is that fuckin' woman?
744
00:31:55,395 --> 00:31:57,689
[front door opens, shuts]
745
00:31:59,107 --> 00:32:02,151
[both sighing]
746
00:32:02,318 --> 00:32:05,405
Well, the car comes in a few minutes.
747
00:32:05,405 --> 00:32:07,490
So, to recap,
748
00:32:08,867 --> 00:32:11,786
I fought a woman, and I won. [laughs]
749
00:32:11,786 --> 00:32:12,871
[Oliver chuckles]
750
00:32:13,371 --> 00:32:16,374
Also, I discovered you may be crazy.
751
00:32:16,374 --> 00:32:18,668
I-If I'm being honest,
752
00:32:20,295 --> 00:32:22,797
I haven't been in a relationship,
753
00:32:22,797 --> 00:32:24,883
a real one, for a decade.
754
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,885
Maybe two.
755
00:32:28,052 --> 00:32:29,554
So...
756
00:32:30,722 --> 00:32:33,224
when I met you, I-I just...
757
00:32:34,809 --> 00:32:37,437
- [sighs] lost my cool.
- [Loretta giggles]
758
00:32:37,437 --> 00:32:39,647
And I may never get it back.
759
00:32:40,315 --> 00:32:42,317
But, if, if...
760
00:32:42,692 --> 00:32:44,694
if you can't handle that...
761
00:32:46,070 --> 00:32:48,656
flavor of crazy, no one would blame you.
762
00:32:49,407 --> 00:32:50,408
S...
763
00:32:50,408 --> 00:32:53,995
So, if-if you wanna run, run.
764
00:32:57,290 --> 00:32:58,791
You don't have to sprint.
765
00:33:00,084 --> 00:33:02,879
- [Loretta sighs]
- [bracelet rattling]
766
00:33:02,879 --> 00:33:06,841
[Loretta] Oliver, from the moment
I met you, I knew,
767
00:33:07,508 --> 00:33:10,887
deep in my heart,
that you were a lunatic.
768
00:33:10,887 --> 00:33:12,972
You must have, [sighs] by my count,
769
00:33:12,972 --> 00:33:15,433
six different stories about
770
00:33:15,433 --> 00:33:17,936
running into Lynda Carter
at grocery stores.
771
00:33:17,936 --> 00:33:20,730
Wonder Woman and a wonderful lady.
772
00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:23,441
Well, t-to the, to the point, [laughs]
773
00:33:23,441 --> 00:33:26,945
despite your obvious pathologies,
774
00:33:26,945 --> 00:33:28,863
I'm here still.
775
00:33:28,863 --> 00:33:31,074
And I'm not going anywhere.
776
00:33:31,074 --> 00:33:33,868
And I sign on to your crazy...
777
00:33:35,078 --> 00:33:36,579
for a lifetime.
778
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:41,251
- [sighs]
- [♪ gentle music playing]
779
00:33:41,251 --> 00:33:44,337
You're... giving me a doll's bracelet?
780
00:33:45,547 --> 00:33:46,798
[stammers]
781
00:33:46,798 --> 00:33:49,884
I'm proposing to you, Oliver.
782
00:33:49,884 --> 00:33:52,053
I wanna marry you.
783
00:33:55,139 --> 00:33:57,058
Well, before I accept,
784
00:33:57,058 --> 00:33:58,935
just out of curiosity,
785
00:33:58,935 --> 00:34:01,062
is there any family money?
786
00:34:01,062 --> 00:34:04,858
[both laughing]
787
00:34:06,484 --> 00:34:08,111
- I accept.
- Oh...
788
00:34:08,111 --> 00:34:09,195
[kissing]
789
00:34:09,195 --> 00:34:10,822
[pots banging]
790
00:34:10,822 --> 00:34:12,407
[Eva]
Wake up!
791
00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:15,243
Rise and shine!
792
00:34:15,243 --> 00:34:16,744
[banging continues]
793
00:34:16,744 --> 00:34:19,664
[Doreen]
I gotta sleep! I have a hangover!
794
00:34:19,664 --> 00:34:22,250
Shut the fuck up!
795
00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,710
- [banging stops]
- Thank you.
796
00:34:23,710 --> 00:34:25,670
- Case closed!
- [Oliver] Oh, my God!
797
00:34:25,670 --> 00:34:27,589
Okay, wh-what's going on?
798
00:34:27,589 --> 00:34:29,215
Let me direct your attention
799
00:34:29,215 --> 00:34:30,884
to the Murder Wall!
800
00:34:30,884 --> 00:34:33,219
Which is like your murder board,
but bigger,
801
00:34:33,219 --> 00:34:34,679
therefore, ours is better.
802
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,681
For starters, w-we agree with you.
803
00:34:36,681 --> 00:34:39,350
Whosever cashing Dudenoff's
checks is after you.
804
00:34:39,350 --> 00:34:41,102
But, looking back,
805
00:34:41,102 --> 00:34:43,688
- we believe that this mystery...
- [Eva] Mm-hmm.
806
00:34:43,688 --> 00:34:45,231
...did not start with Sazz's murder.
807
00:34:45,231 --> 00:34:47,692
- [Eva] No.
- No. It all goes back to season one,
808
00:34:47,692 --> 00:34:50,278
which, by the way, has more holes
809
00:34:50,278 --> 00:34:51,863
- than Zach Galifianakis.
- [Zach laughs]
810
00:34:51,863 --> 00:34:54,407
[Zach]
I mean, th-they're all over the script!
811
00:34:54,407 --> 00:34:57,118
For instance, uh... yeah,
who poisoned Winnie?
812
00:34:57,118 --> 00:34:59,412
You thought it was Sting.
You know what, it wasn't Sting,
813
00:34:59,412 --> 00:35:00,955
and then, you just dropped it.
814
00:35:00,955 --> 00:35:02,624
- Winnie?
- [Winnie whimpering]
815
00:35:03,499 --> 00:35:06,211
Oh, my God. Who would do this to you?
816
00:35:06,211 --> 00:35:07,712
I assumed it was Jan.
817
00:35:07,712 --> 00:35:10,173
Wrong! Look at the note on your door.
818
00:35:13,301 --> 00:35:15,553
"End the podcast or I will end you."
See the smudge mark?
819
00:35:15,553 --> 00:35:17,388
That was written by a left-handed person.
820
00:35:17,388 --> 00:35:18,723
How could you know that?
821
00:35:18,723 --> 00:35:21,559
Because I studied handwriting
when I played Marc Antonio
822
00:35:21,559 --> 00:35:24,270
in the un-produced pilot
The Calligrapher's Wife.
823
00:35:24,270 --> 00:35:26,105
[Eva]
And Jan was not left-handed.
824
00:35:26,105 --> 00:35:28,274
- [Zach] No.
- Look at the way she holds her bassoon.
825
00:35:28,274 --> 00:35:29,734
♪
826
00:35:29,734 --> 00:35:32,362
I shadowed the Boston Pops
when I was preparing
827
00:35:32,362 --> 00:35:34,280
for Symphony Chimp.
828
00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:36,491
[Eugene]
Plot hole number two.
829
00:35:36,491 --> 00:35:38,785
The note on Jan's door.
830
00:35:40,453 --> 00:35:41,746
[Mabel]
"I'm watching you."
831
00:35:42,247 --> 00:35:44,666
Just like the text message.
832
00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:49,337
- It's the--
- Same person. Very good, Mabel.
833
00:35:49,337 --> 00:35:52,799
Your murderer has been
after you since season one.
834
00:35:52,799 --> 00:35:55,885
♪
835
00:35:56,302 --> 00:35:58,805
And Sazz knew all of that.
836
00:35:59,597 --> 00:36:02,100
Think back to her apartment! Uh--
837
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:03,893
"Sick pup." That's Winnie!
838
00:36:05,103 --> 00:36:08,106
"Door note."
That's the note on Jan's door.
839
00:36:08,106 --> 00:36:11,651
Sazz figured this all out.
Maybe that's what she wanted to tell me.
840
00:36:11,651 --> 00:36:14,028
Wow, I...
841
00:36:14,028 --> 00:36:17,407
I stand corrected. I guess I should've
brought you guys in sooner.
842
00:36:17,407 --> 00:36:20,577
Thank you. Actors, one.
Real-life dipshits, zero.
843
00:36:20,577 --> 00:36:22,871
[Eva]
[laughs] Yes. Idiots.
844
00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:29,294
Why are you smiling?
845
00:36:30,503 --> 00:36:33,965
Oh, I-I know it's not the right time,
but, uh...
846
00:36:35,216 --> 00:36:38,303
this bitch is gettin' married.
[giggles]
847
00:36:38,303 --> 00:36:41,055
[♪ gentle music playing]
848
00:36:41,055 --> 00:36:42,432
[muffled chatter]
849
00:36:42,432 --> 00:36:44,017
[narrator]
You know, not for nothin',
850
00:36:44,017 --> 00:36:46,477
the truth is
you can never be totally safe.
851
00:36:47,061 --> 00:36:51,232
The best you can do is find
some people who love you,
852
00:36:51,232 --> 00:36:54,944
who'll share a bottle of red,
a bottle of white...
853
00:36:54,944 --> 00:36:56,362
Well, okay, this is not a competition.
854
00:36:56,362 --> 00:36:59,490
Hey, hey! Look at this!
Gang's all here, huh? [laughs]
855
00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:01,159
[Charles]
Hey, Big Mike.
856
00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:04,913
How was brunch at Can-Cans?
857
00:37:04,913 --> 00:37:06,831
Oh, come on, babe. I just go there
858
00:37:06,831 --> 00:37:09,834
'cause they give cops the dinner menu
at lunch prices.
859
00:37:10,668 --> 00:37:12,795
You know I'm not an ass guy.
860
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:14,172
I'm a you guy.
861
00:37:16,466 --> 00:37:19,093
You have permission to board,
and I don't mean the boat.
862
00:37:19,093 --> 00:37:21,095
[snickers] Mm!
863
00:37:21,095 --> 00:37:22,388
- [muffled laugh] Oh!
- [kissing]
864
00:37:22,388 --> 00:37:24,682
- Captain Jack will get you high tonight.
- Oh!
865
00:37:24,682 --> 00:37:26,392
[muffled laughing]
866
00:37:28,102 --> 00:37:29,896
Ooh! [panting]
867
00:37:29,896 --> 00:37:32,273
- That's good stuff. [sighs]
- Oh, hey, Chuckie,
868
00:37:32,273 --> 00:37:34,484
uh, your friend Howard's
trying to reach you all.
869
00:37:35,318 --> 00:37:36,611
Somehow, he got my number.
870
00:37:36,611 --> 00:37:39,072
He says he knows who killed Dudenoff.
871
00:37:39,072 --> 00:37:41,157
Yeah, yeah, I wrote it down,
so I'd get it right.
872
00:37:41,157 --> 00:37:44,077
He wanted me to tell you, uh,
873
00:37:44,077 --> 00:37:46,871
it wasn't just one person
cashing his checks.
874
00:37:46,871 --> 00:37:50,041
He found five different signatures
with one phone number.
875
00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:51,834
[Howard]
Go forward. Pause.
876
00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,045
[gasps] Go forward, go forward.
877
00:37:54,045 --> 00:37:56,172
[♪ dramatic music playing]
878
00:37:56,172 --> 00:37:57,507
Go forward.
879
00:37:58,383 --> 00:37:59,968
- [gasps] Pause right there.
- [remote clicks]
880
00:37:59,968 --> 00:38:01,052
Inez.
881
00:38:01,052 --> 00:38:02,470
Fast forward.
882
00:38:02,762 --> 00:38:05,223
[gasps] Oh, my God.
883
00:38:05,223 --> 00:38:07,058
Go forward, go forward again.
884
00:38:07,058 --> 00:38:08,560
♪
885
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,103
[gasps] Rudy?
886
00:38:10,103 --> 00:38:12,188
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God.
887
00:38:13,231 --> 00:38:14,566
Oh, my God. Qué?
888
00:38:14,566 --> 00:38:16,317
Okay, I'm calling the number.
889
00:38:16,734 --> 00:38:19,195
[keypad clacking]
890
00:38:19,654 --> 00:38:21,406
- [clears throat]
- [line ringing]
891
00:38:21,406 --> 00:38:24,492
- [ring tone]
- [people chattering]
892
00:38:26,619 --> 00:38:28,830
[ringing continues]
893
00:38:29,163 --> 00:38:30,164
[ring tone stops]
894
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,750
Hello?
895
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:34,544
This is Milton Dudenoff.
896
00:38:34,544 --> 00:38:35,628
[Howard gasps]
897
00:38:35,628 --> 00:38:37,714
[♪ dramatic music playing]
898
00:38:37,714 --> 00:38:39,424
Uh, whatever a "Westie" is,
899
00:38:40,091 --> 00:38:41,509
Howard says it was all of them.
900
00:38:41,509 --> 00:38:42,594
[Oliver gasps]
901
00:38:44,554 --> 00:38:46,055
[line disconnects]
902
00:38:48,224 --> 00:38:49,726
They know.
903
00:38:56,608 --> 00:38:59,611
[♪ melancholy music playing]
904
00:39:21,132 --> 00:39:24,594
♪
905
00:39:49,661 --> 00:39:52,664
[♪ fanfare playing]
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