All language subtitles for Love.And.A.45.1994.1080p.BluRa

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Excuse me, son.
Where do you keep the antacids?

That aisle, right-hand side.
Third shelf from the bottom.

That'll be $3.72.

Aren't you a little young to
be working the night shift,

hombre?

I lied about my age.

How old are you, son?

Fourteen.

Shouldn't you be
doin' your homework

for school or something?

Don't go.

Just sittin' around
reading "girls and guns"

and smokin' marijuana
in the walk-in freezer,

and dreaming about pussy, huh?

How'd you know?

Been there.

Sometimes I watch TV.

Oh, yeah? What do you watch?

Them reality kind of shows.

Like, people get
killed and stuff.

Tell me, son,

you plannin' on selling
cigarettes for the rest of your life?

I haven't really
thought about it.

I guess you might have noticed
that 45 laying on the counter.

Yeah.
I was kinda wondering about that.

Think you can grab it

faster than me?

Yeah.

Well...

That's pretty damn
good, small fry.

I want you to give me all that
money out of the cash register.

Well,

what about my gun?

It ain't loaded.

Well...

Yeah, that's right.

After you put the money
in that smiley face bag,

hand me that night drop, too.

We ain't got no night drop.

You must think I'm a lot
stupider than I look, hombre,

'cause I know that night drop
turns over at exactly 1:35 am.

If you're thinking that armored
car's gonna be pulling up soon,

and you might be privy
to a hellacious gun fight

where yours truly just
might buy the proverbial farm,

you're dead wrong.

'Cause right about now,
the driver of the said vehicle

will be pulling over
to the side of the road

to help a beautiful young lady,

in roadway distress.

My goodness, mister,
I'm so glad you stopped.

I was starting to get a little scared
being out here all alone on the highway.

With hardly anything on to
protect me from the elements.

- Uh-huh.
- Ohh, wow!

Wow!

Look at all those tools.

I bet you have
yourself a ripe ol' time.

Handcuffs.

I just love handcuffs.

- Really?
- Um-hmm.

Hey, can I play with them?

Come on. Just for a little while.
It might be fun, don't you think?

Oh, thanks.

Wow!

Boy, that's some
mighty hard steel, isn't it?

Mmm-mmm.

Oh, it's so...

Wow. Look at you.

Such a big, big strong man.

Oh, baby. Come to daddy!

- Oh, baby.
- My cuffs... anything you want.

My goodness,
aren't you a live one.

Gee wiz...

You know what?

Baby, I just don't think I know you
well enough to be sharing your saliva.

So, he'll be
unzipping his pants,

and wanking his
hooter right about now,

and have a right fine story
to tell the boys at the bar,

and I won't be having
no trouble with the police.

Right on time.

That sound's pure
music to my ears.

Gosh, mister,

you sure know your
convenience stores.

It's my business to
know convenience stores.

- Yes.
- Ok, squirt,

fill up the rest of that smiley
bag and I'll be on my way.

Hey, uh,

how much money you
figure's in this here bag?

Uh, right about
five-hundred dollars.

What's this?

Ten percent of the gross.

Don't spend it all on dope.

Thanks.

Hey, man, you forgot your gun.

It's yours, kid.
Get your ass out of the rat race.

That's right, son, you got
yourself a real occupation.

Man, why are you
giving me this gun?

Well, when I was your age

someone did the same for me.

I was a lot like you, and

he was a lot like me.

Just returnin' the favor.

I got two pieces of
advice for you, small fry,

never believe a
word anyone says,

and never Rob a store
with a loaded gun.

Never!

Yes, sir.

That way no one gets hurt.

People ask me why I
chose a life outside the law.

They say, "watty watts
you're a smart man.

Why do you feel you gotta hold
up every two bit convenience store,

between Dallas and Tyler?"

And I say to them...

"You ever think to ask
merle haggard or Loretta Lynn

why they sing country?”

"You ever wonder why
Morrison became a rock star?"

Hell no. Things just happen.

You see, I'm an artist.

Whether it's cooking breakfast
or ripping off convenience stores,

I'm an artist.

I ching, hexagram 29:
The abysmal.

Through repetition of danger,
we become accustomed to it.

Hexagram 3:
Difficulty at the beginning.

To find one's place
in the infinity of being,

one must be able to
both separate and to unite.

You see if you want
something in life,

you gotta be able to
go out there and take it.

Nobody's gonna hand
it to you on a plate.

When I was a young boy

my granddaddy, who had been
a professional bounty hunter,

he said to me, "watty only
two things you need in life

to get by on this planet.

Love and a 45."

Well howdy, young lady.

What is a fine looking young
woman such as yourself

doing on one these dangerous,
deserted, back country Texas roads?

Hey, baby.

Did you get us
some grocery money?

I just might have.

Perhaps you'd like to
join me in my chariot

for a little romp
in the moonlight?

Perhaps I would.

Her name is starlene cheatham.
I'm watty watts.

We specialize in
risk management.

Stop that watty watts.

You better quit it or I'm
gonna whip your behind.

Hey, that felt kinda good.

You know what?

I was just thinking
of something.

Oh yeah, what were you thinking?

I was thinking how
today's gonna be the day.

What day is that?

The day you make an
honest woman out of me.

Where's that damn ring?

Come on, star. You've been saying
that everyday since you were fifteen.

There ain't gonna
be no ring today.

Mm-hmm.
I know today's gonna be the day.

Yes.

I think I'm gonna have to tickle
you till you ask me the big question.

And if that doesn't work

I'm gonna hold that gun up to
your head till you ask me what I like.

Hang on.

- Huh?
- Did you hear that?

I don't want to hear it, baby.

Listen. Wait who is that?

Go see who that is.

Oh shit.

Ok. Rain down on the bugs.

Come on, little bugs.

- Creepy, you pissin' again?
- Drink it up.

Well, if it ain't my favorite
two homicidal maniacs,

creepy Cody and dinosaur Bob.

- How you boys doin'?
- Watty watts!

I hope we didn't wake you
too early this fine tejas morning.

Yeah, we been
partying all night.

Yeah, I see you boys are
iookin' properly pin this morning.

Man, we've been in
a different time zone.

For us it's four o'
clock in the afternoon.

Well, it ain't four o'clock in
the afternoon for me, boys.

We didn't think so, watty.

What ya doin' to
my tomatoes, man?

- He's watering 'em.
- I eat those tomatoes, assholes.

Well, we stopped by to remind
you today is payday for pecro.

Why don't you two
speed freaks get lost?

I haven't eaten
my breakfast yet.

You know, I hate breakfast.
It makes me want to puke.

You just

go on back to

whatever it was you were doing.

How's that pussy?

I don't think I caught
your meaning there, Bob.

At least for your
sake I hope I didn't.

Watty...

Hey, we just came by
to remind you that today,

pecro wants his fucking money.

You know how pecro can get.

- Get the two grand.
- Get the money, fucker.

I got your money, boys.

I just need to retrieve it.

Good.
We're gonna see you again sooner or later.

Sooner than later.

Hey, watt, who was that?

Two asshole Bible salesmen.

What'd they want?

To save my soul.

Hey...

Why don't you come
over here and hold me.

Uh-huh.

Do you love me, watt?

More than anything.

More than your car likes oil?

More than my car likes oil.

More than a preacher likes god?

More than Jimmy
swaggart loves to sweat.

Well, I think you'd
better kiss me then, huh?

Is that who I think it is?

Yeah.

You promised me you weren't gonna
have anything to do with him, watt.

Man, you promised me.

I gotta make car
payments, don't I?

I told you I didn't want anymore of your
goddamn prison buddies over at the house.

Especially not him.

Why can't y'all meet at
a pool hall or something?

I told him to call me
if he had any leads.

Why can't he use the damn phone?

'Cause he thinks all
the lines are bugged.

Look, I don't like him, ok?

He's an drug addict
and an asshole.

- And he's a male chauvinist pig.
- Watty!

Keep your voice down,
star, he's gonna hear you.

Star, listen.

All I want is a little
financial solvency.

I told Billy to come by if
he had anything cooking.

There's just some things
that you just don't understand.

Hey, you understand this, all right. You're
not gonna let that asshole in this house.

- Watty!
- I'm serious, don't let him in here.

Watt!

- Fuck!
- It's about time, hoss.

- How you doin' there watty?
- All right, Billy.

- Oh, goddamn.
- See you in a minute.

Starlene. How are ya?

Mmm.

You know, your iookin'
awful pretty today.

Hurts me.

But you know, you always
looked real good to me.

- You know that, don't you?
- You look the same as always, Billy,

but I can't say that
I like it that much.

Mmm.

Hey, star,

- let me ask you question.
- I probably couldn't stop you, could I?

How come you don't
like me so much, huh?

I mean...

'Cause you're scum.
Pure and simple.

Watty might not
see it, but I do.

You're a piece of white trash.

And I don't trust ya for
as far as I can toss ya.

Damn it, I know you
wanna have sex with me.

- Yeah, have sex with that.
- Ohh! Goddamn! Ain't you sassy.

- Hey.
- Hey, watty, what's up?

What's goin' on, Billy?

Nothin'. You know, she's joking
around like she always does.

Hey, man.
I'm having me a good fuckin' day today.

You interested in makin'
the best score of the year?

Tell me about it in the car.

Oh, ok.

Hey I'm gonna see
you later, honey.

I'm uh, I'm gonna be goin', ok?

Hey...

Just don't do anything stupid,
all right?

Take a look at that.

- That ain't for me, is it?
- No, it's not for you, stupid asshole.

It's a weddin' ring.

What'd you...

Watty, did you
take a stupid pill?

What do you mean by that, man?

- Just what I said.
- What are you saying by saying that, man?

What the fuck are you...

Hey, fuck you, man!
I have no time for your bullshit.

I've got a problematical
situation going on.

I borrowed two-thousand dollars from
father pecro to buy that wedding ring.

See, you're a stupid asshole.

Well, I couldn't help it,
man, it was on sale.

How much of the
money do you have?

Four-hundred and fifty bucks.

You're bitch whipped, man.
You're fuckin' bitch whipped.

I if don't get that
money to pecro,

I'll be wiping me up in
the same hand, you know?

Well, it looks like you're
in world of shit partner.

But, today just happens
to be your lucky day.

Yeah, what's the score,
Billy boy?

I found us a choice
fuckin' spot, man.

Over in creedmore
by the box factory.

You mean that bait shop that's
got the orange knee-hi sign?

I'm not talkin' about
that fuckin' place.

I'm talkin' about a place
about a hundred yards over.

You mean that place that's
got them real good hot links?

It's got a big red billboard.

What about that place?
It's penny-ante bullshit.

Just hold on to your
horses, watty, ok?

Have you no faith in me?

I've been gettin' real sweet on
the girl who works the day shift.

She told me

that the owner's gettin'
himself a brand new bass boat.

Oh, well, that's bad ass, Billy.
I'm real happy for him.

There's some damn
good fishing around here...

But what the fuck do I
need with a bass boat?

He's buying the
boat with cash, watty.

He's got it locked up in the safe,
because he thinks his wife's gonna take it,

and go out on a shopping spree.

You know how them bitches get.
He's all paranoid.

The money's right
there in the safe.

How much money you
figure he's got in there?

What I'm figuring is
ten-thousand dollars, man.

Ten grand?

Where in the hell
did you get these?

I got 'em at the discount store, man.
They were in the bargain bin.

Oh, god, Billy.
Just give me my gun.

Ok, Billy, let's check to make
sure these babies ain't loaded.

- Check.
- Check.

Hey, man, you sure you
don't want any of this?

I don't think it's such a good idea for
you to be doin' that shit before a job.

Cleans out my brain.

Turns your brain
into chewing gum.

- I'm cool.
- You better be cool.

- Are you ready?
- Born on a green light, daddyo.

Let's go.

Ok, honey, just
remain real calm.

I'm here to Rob this place
and I aim to do it right.

Give me all your money.

Look at the funny man.

Y'all say this is a robbery?

Y'all say there's some money?

There ain't no money.

So, why don't you
two jokers get lost?

Oh man, she's high as a kite.

What the hell's goin' on, huh?

Ok, lady,

now you just tell me
where the money is,

and we'll get it ourselves, ok?

Hey,

you're kinda cute.

Wanna get high with me?

You do not wanna
fuck with me lady.

Tell me where that money is.
The money for the bass boat.

- Where the hell is it!?
- I told you

I put all the money
in my mainline.

Quit fucking around
with us, you stupid bitch.

I know there's some fucking money
in here for some goddamn bass boat.

Get it out of the
fucking safe now!

Billy mack?

Is that you, hon?

Honey!

Oh, man! That is fucking great.

That's fucking beautiful, man.
She seen your face.

Billy, you stupid asshole.

Watty,

you hear them fuckin' sirens?

What the fuck did you do?

Fuckin' trip the fuckin' alarm?

You stupid fucked up bitch.

Fuck me again like
you did last night.

You called the cops you
fuckin', fucked up bitch!

Billy, what the hell you doin'?

She seen my fuckin' face, watt.
What the fuck.

The cops are on
their fuckin' way.

You seen my fuckin' face, bitch.

She seen my fuckin' face, watty.

She seen my fuckin' face.

Calm down, Billy.
Just calm the fuck down!

You done fucked up now.
You seen my fuckin' face.

You fucked up.

I think I shot her.

Oh, Christ, Billy.
What have you done?

Oh shit!

I think I shot her.

Do you hear that sound?
It's the fuckin' cops,

and you just blew your girl
friend's brains all over the place.

- She saw my face, man.
- Shut up!

Now I'm not leaving here without
the money, so you gotta go get it now!

Find the fuckin' money!

Come on, man! Come on!

Get off of me.

Watty, she doesn't look good.

Hurry up, Billy! Hurry up, man!

I got it.

Damn them fuckin' pigs.

He's chasing a
speeder on the highway.

Get off of me.

Come on, man.
Let's get out of here now!

That stupid fuckin' bitch!

That stupid fuckin' bitch!

Bitch! Bitch!

Why did she have to fuckin'-

I killed her!

Fuck!

Damn!

Watty...

Watty.

Watty I did a bad thing. Watty!

Up until now, I had always
considered myself happy.

I had a beautiful girlfriend,

a car and a trailer home.

But at this moment I knew my
life had taken an unwelcome turn.

I'd been a con and a
thief for twenty-five years,

but I never hurt no one.

Billy had violated the code,
he'd packed a loaded gun.

Speed snortin' psychopath
sittin' next to me,

had interrupted the
flow of my happiness.

He had killed someone
in my presence,

and in all likelihood,
my life had been fucked.

Hey!

I'm hungry, man.
I think I need to eat.

I need to get me some breakfast.

Billy, you are crazy.

You're gonna take me
to some fuckin' breakfast,

and you're gonna pay for it now.

You got that fuckin' right?

Now!

I really fucked up.

Just eat your damn eggs.

They're gonna find me.

You know they fry you that shit.

They gonna fry me.

Remember when we
was back in huntsville?

They fried Clarence.

I know you remember
that fuckin' smell.

You could hear him screaming
all the way down the cell block.

His eyes were comin'
out of his fuckin' head.

Shut the fuck up, man!

They ain't gonna do shit.

You know they will.
I got my prints all over that safe.

Hell, you didn't do shit, man.

You're practically in the clear. They'll
probably let you off on fucking probation.

Shut the fuck up, man!

We're getting out of here right now,
before somebody calls the freakin' cops.

Come on, let's go.

We're not goin' nowhere till
I finish my damn breakfast.

Christ, Billy, put that
fuckin' thing away, man.

I want you to...

I want you to
take your car keys,

and I want you to drop
them fuckers in my plate now.

You're crazier than
a road lizard, Billy.

Maybe I am, but I ain't
goin' back to that place.

And I ain't goin'
to that fuckin' chair.

I'm gonna go down south,
take that money...

Go get me some margaritas
down there in Mexico.

'Cause I know what you'd do...

You and your stupid cunt girl friend.
You'd take that money,

and you'd turn me in,
wouldn't you?

That's what you'd do!
I'm not stupid, man!

Now you take them keys out of your pocket,
and you put 'em on my plate now.

Before I paint the fuckin' wall
with the back side of your head.

Now!

Fuck you, Billy!

Have a nice day.

Get it out!

Get this fuckin'
fork out of my neck!

Run, watty watt.

You better watch your back.

I figured that Billy mack
would probably bleed to death

at some rest stop
off the highway.

I regretted having to
fork him in the neck,

but, I swear to god he'd
have shot me if! Hadn't.

I 'd often liked Billy,
but he was crazy...

And I hoped that he was killed.

I gotta throw an I ching,
where the hell is it?

I don't know.

What the hell happened?

The job got fucked!

Fuckin' Billy shot
the counter girl.

Then he made me
take him to breakfast,

then he tried to kill me so
I stuck a fork in his neck.

I'm not sure if!
Killed him or not.

In any case, I got the money
but we gotta go on a little vacation.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did I just hear you
say you think that y'all killed someone?

I didn't kill anyone.
Billy killed that girl,

except for maybe I
killed Billy, not sure.

Maybe?
What the hell are you saying?

I told you I stuck a fork in his
neck and it looked to me like

he was getting ready to bleed to
death in the not so distant future.

- What you do that for?
- I told you!

He killed that counter girl and it
looked like he was ready to kill me!

I can't believe that asshole
actually killed someone.

Well, he sure as hell did.
And we sure as hell got to get

the hell out of dodge
pronto till things cool off a bit.

- You got the money?
- It's in the car.

Where we gonna go?

Well, I was thinkin'
Mexico sounds pretty good.

- How about you?
- Mexico?

Watty, are you shitting me?
Your gonna take me to Mexico?

Oh my god!
That'll be so much fun.

- We can practice our Spanish.
- We sure can.

What should I bring? What's the
weather like right now in Mexico?

- Hot.
- I don't have to bring very much, do I?

- Hey...
- What?

You know you don't have
to come with me, star.

Baby, I'd follow
you to Oklahoma.

- You mean that, baby?
- I sure as hell do.

Well all right.

- Wait, wait.
- What?

- Come on, star.
- I just wanna take a picture.

I wanna remember you face.
Come on.

- What are you doin'?
- You know what I'm doin', baby.

You make me feel so good.

It's the sole reason why the good
lord put me on this earth, baby.

Huh-hum.

I apologize for the
rude interruption, ma'am.

You shouldn't be hanging around
with this larcenist variety of white trash.

Well, well.

If it isn't my favorite
ex-convict, watty watts.

Why ranger Rex,
what a pleasant surprise.

I'm so glad you
could stop on over,

but seeing how you
don't have a warrant

I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to cut our visit a little short.

Oh, how thoughtless
of me, watts.

I plumb forgot all
about my warrant.

Here, let me reacclimate
your privates for you.

You mother fucker!

Easy there, missy. Simp just
had four cups of that Italian coffee.

- He's a little twitchy.
- Yeah, fuck you!

Whoo, I bet that hurt
pretty good, huh cowboy?

With all the 90-90 juice
up in your little cojones.

Yeah, me and simp were
just cruising the neighborhood,

knowing your feeling
towards robbing and stealing

we just stopped on in
to have us a little chat.

Well, I've been iivin'
the straight and narrow

so why don't you take your
chicken-fried, fascist ass,

out of my fuckin' house
before I call the cops.

We are the cops, shit brain.

You know what it feels like to
hold a gun up to a punk's head?

I don't really like guns.

Feels real good.

I guess you wouldn't be knowing
nothin' about a particular messy

convenience store
job over in creedmore?

The way I see it, a
few jokers went in there

looking for a big score...

Lost their cool and
blew a two-by-two hole

in the back of one
pretty little cashier's head.

Now normally

this would be just
another big night in Texas.

But it just so happens the cashier
was a local sheriff's little girl.

You know what that
makes her, watts?

A very bad trip.

A very bad trip for
whoever pulled that trigger.

And seeing how the sheriff of
creedmore happens to be my brother,

what do you think that makes
that dead little girl to me, watts?

Huh?

Your wife?

Hey! Watty!

That's right,
that makes her my niece.

And what does that mean?

It means I might have to smoke
the low-rent punk that blew her away.

And seeing I got
my sights on you,

you might want to consider
something very seriously.

You see I'm on the
right side of the law.

That means I can
get away with murder.

Course you being
on the wrong side

that puts you in rather
a bad pinch, don't it?

I can smell that job
all over you, watts.

Like a six-day-old
pair of underwear.

I didn't do shit, man.

I'm sorry.

Fuck you, you son-of—a-bitch!

I'll fuckin' take your life.
I swear to god.

I'll kill you.

Goddamn you, son-of—a-bitch.

Get this fuckin'
bitch off of me!

I'll fuckin' kill you!
I swear to god I will!

Simp, shoot this piece of shit.

Oh fuck.

It's beautiful.

It's so fuckin' pretty.

We were heading to San antone
to say good-bye to star's parents

and I just couldn't get the
image of Clarence out of my head.

Billy had been right:

Once you smell someone frying
you can't ever think clearly again.

Before all this happened,

I'd entertained notions of moving
out of Texas with star as my wife

and tryin' to make
a straight go of it.

I'd begun to feel that luck
was an unrenewab/e resource

and my days as a
felon were numbered.

If we made it across the border!
Would definitely entertain the notion

of taking up auto mechanics.

Which is the only other
thing I know how to do.

I didn't feel much for
the cops that we killed.

They would have done
the same thing to us,

and walked away smiling.

Hello?

Hello. Mrs. Cheatham.

- Yes.
- Hi. This is Woody

woodpeck.

I'm a friend of your daughter.

Starlene?
You're a friend of starlene's?

We haven't heard
from her in along while.

Hello? Hello?

Are you there?

Hello?

Turn that down
a bit, please, star.

There's something I
wanna ask you, star.

Well, ask it.

I just don't know what
the future will hold,

and if! Should ever end up
face down in a narrow grave

I just don't know what you'd do.

Yeah?

There's somethin'
I just need to know.

There's somethin'
I just gotta ask you.

Yeah?

Starlene, you know
I love you, baby.

I'd go to hell and back
just to see you smile.

- And I know you'd do the same for me.
- Yeah.

This just in! The killers of the two
Texas rangers have been identified

as watty watts and
starlene cheatham.

They're descried as a Caucasian
male and female in their early twenties,

and are suspected to be driving a
blue 1972 Plymouth roadrunner.

If you have any information related to this
insidious, senseless and violent crime,

please call 1-800-for-crime.

Now back to the hits
that made america great.

Starlene?

Yeah?

Will you marry me?

Wattford reynold watts,

I sure as hell will marry
you right here and now.

Goddamn! All right!

I can't believe it.

Hey, hey, hey...

Look at what I got you,
sweetheart.

Oh, my god. Oh my...

Oh my god.

You got me a ring!

- It's for me?
- Uh-huh.

It's so beautiful.
Would you look at that?

It looks like real
diamonds and everything.

Well they are.
I drove clear over to Tyler to get 'em.

Baby, how did you ever
afford to buy this for me?

I've been saving up.

Well, are we ready to
begin with the ceremony?

We are, your honor.

Ok, kids, here we go.

Now, do you, ah...

Wattford reynold watts.

Wattford reynold watts,

take this woman

to be your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

And do you, ah...

Watty and starlene.

Crazed killers with
drop-dead good looks,

murders, movie stars or both.

Next on crime spree.

Um, I'm awfully sorry to be
pointing this here gun at you,

justice thurman, sir, but

it looks like we're wanted
and I wanna marry this girl

right here and now.

Looks like it's gonna be
a shotgun wedding, hon.

And what if I say no?

Then I probably have
to shoot you dead.

So, where were
we in the ceremony?

Well, I just said "I do."

Right. So, do you, um...

Starlene cheatham.

Take this man to be your
lawful wedded husband?

I sure as hell do.

Well then, uh, here,
give her the ring, son.

Oh, thank you very much,
justice thurman, sir.

Here you go, sweetheart.

The young bride may
now kiss the groom.

Don't you try anything
justice thurman, sir.

Ok, watt, smile.

Here, you don't mind taken' one of
us right quick, before we tie your arms?

I guess not.

Thank you, sir.
I feel real bad about this, but

I can tell you that you've performed
a most gracious and noble deed.

And don't think we don't
appreciate your cooperation.

- Oh, hey... one more time.
- Yeah, ok.

Thanks. I mean we can't rightly be spending
our honeymoon in the slammer now, can we?

No, they don't let you have
sex in the slammer, son.

Oh, justice thurman, sir,
I'm just gonna have to, uh,

disconnect your phone,

but I'm gonna put it in the bushes
so you can retrieve it later on.

Makes sense I guess.

Can I get you a book
or something like that?

Well, uh, if you could turn me toward
the television, I'd be much obliged.

Ok. The count of three, baby.

One, two, three.

Mr. Thurman, sir, this
is something I hate to do,

but I'm afraid I'm
gonna have to it.

You just tell me if it
feels real uncomfortable.

That feel ok.

- Honey, look at him.
- Yeah, well,

I'm afraid we're gonna
have to get goin', but

I'm gonna have
to steal your car,

but I'm gonna be
leaving you mine, ok?

So, she's a 1972,
Plymouth roadrunner...

She's a beaute. So we'll consider
this more than a fair exchange.

Now you take real good
care she's a collector's item.

Thank you very much.

Thanks for making
our relationship legal.

We won't ever
forget this moment.

Just do it fast,

and keep doin' it hard.

Make sure you get
them wings right, ok?

You got it.

You are so radical, man.

- Shut up.
- You shut up.

Look, I gotta
concentrate here, ok?

I'm gonna go to the store and
get some k-y and some cigarettes.

Good.

Sorry about all the blood, man.
I've never done a head before.

Yeah, a lot of
blood in the head.

Yeah, whatever, man.

- What the fuck are you doin', man?
- Sorry, man.

See now, I guarantee you
don't want to fuck with me.

Is that right?

Shit.
What the fuck y'all doin' here?

Givin' you a tattoo, baby.

Now, sit your ass back down in this
chair so I can finish what he started.

Creepy...

Hey, what the fuck
is up with you guys?

You think you can just come in my place
and start fucking with the customers, huh?

That is exactly what I think.

You have a problem with that?

No. You guys are cool.

Sit down, don't speak
till you're spoken to.

Billy.

I almost didn't
recognize you, bill.

- Nice tattoo.
- Thank you.

Believe it or not, I used to be
quite an artist with a needle...

In all sorts of ways.

Put a needle in my hand,
I'm a regular Victor Van gogh.

Van gogh cut his own ear off.

That's right, creepy.

Bet you didn't know that, Billy.

- Yeah, I did know it.
- I think I missed a spot.

Oh, there's another one.

Fuck you!

- You drive fast, Billy.
- Yeah, real fast.

But I admire that in a man.

I like a man who
dances with speed.

Hey, how is that
crystal treatin' you?

Look, it's fuckin' great.

I know you guys
always done me right.

That's right.
We always done you right!

Shut up, creepy!

Hey, I wouldn't do that, Billy.

Now what creepy
meant to say, Billy,

is that we always considered
you to be a good friend.

We done a lot of
nice things for you.

It's only logical that we'd
expect you to do the same for us.

Don't you think
that's logical, Billy?

Yeah.
I think that's fuckin' logical.

Now, why were you driving
so fast to San antone?

You got some family down here?

I'm here to get a taco,
what the fuck is it to you?

You know what, Billy,
I don't like your tone of voice.

This would have noting'
to do with watty watts,

and that little job y'all
pulled off over in creedmore?

We're lookin' for watty.
We want to see if he can give a hand

with this little problem
that we're having.

You that's too fuckin' bad,

'cause I haven't seen that
son-of—a-bitch in a month.

That's not the answer
I wanted to hear.

That's not the answer we
wanted to hear, asshole.

- Whoops, wrong place.
- Hey, up against the wall, bitch.

Sweetheart!

You sit down next to tattoo
Joe over there real quiet

if you want to retain
that full figure of yours.

You guys mind if! Smoke?

Hey, smoke it up, honey.

Whoo-whoo!

Choo-choo-choo.

Creepy, lock the door
and turn off the neon.

Billy.

Billy, Billy,
Billy, Billy, Billy.

I have something
to confess to you.

I lied about being
a tattoo artist.

I really don't know what the
hell I'm doing with this thing.

Fuckin' shit.

It is gettin' a little unsanitary,
don't you think?

Yeah.

But the lure of the arts have
always held sway over me,

and I will be glad to continue.

That is if you don't want to tell me
the right answers to my questions.

You want to tell me the
right answers, don't you, Billy?

Yeah, I guess so.

Oh, Billy.

You gotta let me get
a piece of that action.

Hey, all we want
is what we're owed.

Plus a little interest.

Yeah. A little interest.

Come on, Billy,

let's get out of this piss hole.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute.

I want to give you something.
You look a little tuckered out.

This is gonna perk you up.

This is extra special stuff.

We've been on it all week.

It will develop
your killer instinct.

Bulls eye.
I'm gonna fill you with love.

One one-thousand,
two one-thousand...

Three!
Are you ready to rock, Billy?

I was born on a green light,

daddyo!

Hey, Billy!

I'll get it, hon.
You just go on watching your picture show.

Just a minute,
I'll be right there.

Hi, mom.

Starlene! Oh, baby!

Baby, I haven't
seen you for so long.

Well, here I am!

- Mom, what's with that gun?
- This is nothing honey.

I never answer the
door after dark without it.

Why don't you just hand
me over that gun now, ok?

And who is that good lookin'
young stud there with you?

Howdy, thaylene.

Oh, will you just come here right
now and get you some sugar, watty.

You been stayin' out of jail?

- Yes, ma'am.
- That's good.

Um-hum.

Oh my god. Look at that ring.

Oh! Oh my god.
Is that what I think it is?

Me and watty tied the knot.

Far fuckin' out.
Y'all are married?

- That's right, ma.
- Yeah!

Oh, baby.

- Oh, wait till your daddy hears.
- Yeah.

- Vergil!
- Daddy!

Vergil, you're not
gonna believe this.

Vergil ripped his own throat open during
a heavy acid trip in the early sixties.

Vergil was born poor,

and when he read that the government
was paying students at the university

to participate in experiments
with psychedelic drugs

he volunteered.

They dosed him with
something called bz...

Vergil lost it.

He won a huge settlement in court which
allowed him to live well without workin'.

Later in his life vergil
lost the function in his legs

due to an amphetamine
addiction he acquired

while tryin' to lose weight so he
could avoid the draft during Vietnam.

He threw a clot and
lost the use of his legs.

But star's parents
have never been addicts,

they're just handicapped,
suburban hippies.

Praise the lord!

Well, vergil, I can't
say I have as of yet.

Well, yeah, vergil,
I think that I do-

I'm nothin'... till I'm nothin'.

Hey, thanks. What is it?

It's a far—out trip!

Gee, thanks, daddy,
maybe you shouldn't have, huh?

Yeah, well, thank
you kindly, vergil...

See, me and star we're
headin' down south to Mexico,

for a long-term honeymoon.

Well!

So, what've you kids
been up to today?

Well, we killed two cops
on the way over here

and we got married and we saw
ourselves on TV for the first time.

Well, my goodness,
that does sound like a full day!

Starlene, I swear you
ought to be a fiction writer!

You've got the
weirdest way of talking!

Well, I hate to
be rushin' things,

but me and star we're on a
particularly tight time-table.

We kinda gotta get going.

At this hour?
Y'all just got here!

Mama, it's my wedding night.

Ready for a little sex?

- Mom!
- Goddamn, thaylene.

God!

Your daddy and me
want you guys to have this

as a stake for the future!

What is it?

Holy shit, mom,
that's 30 thousand dollars!

Your daddy's been savin' up.

That settlement pays us
pretty damn good, right?

Whoo!

Daddy!

We're just happy
knowin' that y'all have it.

Well, I don't know
how to thank y'all

that's about the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for us.

Yeah.

Well, Mexico's callin'!

Yo vivo por rojo grande!

Whoo!

What's that mean?

I live for big red.

That's all I know in Spanish.

Hey,

maybe we ought to stop
in one of those small towns.

We could hold up in
one of them little motels,

and maybe you could give
me something that I kinda need.

Oh, yeah?

What's that?

I think you know.

Well, why don't you pull
out that road map there

and find out where the hell we are
and where the hell we oughta be?

I love bein' on the
run with you, watt.

Coverin' the great state
of Texas like tornadoes,

drinkin' that cheap diner
coffee with non-dairy creamer,

runnin' from the cops,
runnin' from the feds.

They'll try and
stop us, you know,

they'll try and hold down
on watt and starlene,

but they can't

because we're movie stars.

Desperadoes and outlaws
on the road to freedom.

I swear to god, we remind me of
Faye dunaway and Warren Beatty.

I swear to god, it's going to
be just like the movies, watt.

Just like the movies.

Thank god we
brought the polaroid.

Umm...

Everybody, uh...

Gets caught and killed
in those movies, star.

Summer's upon us,
and as we all know

the season brings with
it a heatwave of robbery,

assault, rape,

and murder.

Remember folks, the only
think standing between you

and the criminal vermin out
there on the streets are your doors.

So secure those
doors with the best.

Titanium coated,
explosive dead bolts.

From hyper/ock.

Don't stay home without them.

Next on suburban minutes...

A retired school
teacher buys a gun

and gets even with the vicious
punks who put her in a wheelchair.

Oh, who the hell could that be?

Oh, wouldn't that be nice.

Howdy, miss cheatham.

I'm a friend of your daughter's.

We had summer camp together.

These are my friends
Bob and creepy.

Can we have a
moment of your time?

Ok, you gonna do it to me now?

Uh-huh.

We swear

on the sacrament
of our own blood

that we will die

before fallin' into
the hands of the law.

'Cause dyin' free is
better than livin' in a cage.

Now we burn it.

You understand?

Yeah.

There's no turnin'
back now, baby.

Goddamn,
there's nothin' good on.

Fuckin' cable goin'
to the fuckin' dogs.

Remember, thaylene, I'm
gonna take this gun out your face

when you're ready to
say something, ok?

Dammit, vergil, why can't you
tell me how this thing works?

It's the coolest
thing I've ever seen.

What?

Hey, speak up. I can't hear you.

Oh yeah...

Oh, vergil!

Shame on you.

I love this thing.

Hey, creepy, we oughta
set you up with one of these.

- Suck it, Bob.
- Ok.

Now, vergil,

I wanna talk to
you man to hippie.

I know that you don't
want to see pretty, trippy...

Thaylene's brains blown
out all over the place.

And I want you to
know I'm a man of honor.

I've never hurt a bitch
unless she had it comin' to it.

Now...

You know that we are
lookin' for watty watts?

Yeah, we want to see if he can give a hand
with this little problem that we're havin'.

That's right. A helpin' hand.

I was hopin' that you

would also give is a hand
with the same situation.

More specifically, I was hopin'
you would give us a finger.

It's like someone turned
the volume down on his ass.

He's flippin' me off.

Maybe we oughta let her talk.
She's all crying and shit.

Fuck you, Billy!

You always were a
little fuckin' bleedin' heart.

But I guess it's a good
thing for you and vergil, huh?

All right.

Sure.

Go ahead, let her talk, Billy.

You fuckin' piece of shit!
I'll kill you.

I'll kill you if you touch him. If you
touch him I'll kill you, you bastard!

Tell me where they went.

- No! No!
- Give me the finger, vergil.

Oh! No!

- Thay...
- No!

Thay...

Oh my god.
They're probably in Mexico by now.

You fuckin' piece of shit.

Thank you! Thank you!

Back off of me!

Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

Creepy,

get that eisenhower
out of your pocket.

'Cause I'm gonna
play a game with y'all.

Doesn't that sound fun?

Creepy here, he's gonna
throw that coin up in the air...

Billy boy, you're gonna call it

and if he gets it right
then you all get to live.

Doesn't that sound fair? Huh?

All right, creepy...

Chuck it.

Call it, Billy.

Heads.

Tails.

Y'all lose.

Oh, shit!

There's that son-of—bitch's
girlfriend on the goddamn TV.

Patching into a live, on-the-air
interview with starlene.

Starlene, are you there?

- I sure am.
- How are you doing?

Oh, we 're doin' great.

Look, I just wanna call
up and let all our fans know

that we did what
we had to do for love.

We 're not blood thirsty
killers, we 're just newlyweds.

I sincerely apologize to the families
of those cops that got killed, but look...

We 7! Be right back with
more of our exclusive,

on-the-air, live telephone
interview with starlene cheatham.

On the crime channel.

Tough people. Tough news.

Tough reporting.
We 7! Be right back.

Trip on this, thay.

Fuck! Fuckin' bitch!

Fuck it!

Oh, shit, my guts.

My guts are comin' out.

Creepy, somebody

put my guts back in.

Bite on this.
Bite on it. Bite on it.

- What?
- Bite!

Don't even think
about it mother fucker!

Don't even let the thought
cross your fuckin' mind.

'Cause I swear to god I
will kill you with a bullet.

I ain't thinkin' about nothin',
all right?

What is that smell?

Damn that stinks.

You tell 'em, Bob.
You tell 'em, man.

You're gonna make it.
You'll make it, Bob.

You'll make it, 'cause-

'cause you gotta make it.

Right?

Bob?

Fuck you, creepy.

Bob?

You ok, Bob?

Bob, what's happening?

Oh fuck! Oh fuck!

Oh fuck.

Shit, man, Bob just died.

Oh, man.
Why'd you say that to me?

Why'd you have to say that? I was
just tryin' to do the right thing, Bob.

Oh man! Oh fuck!

Bob died, Billy.

That's just too
fuckin' bad, creepy.

Son of a fuck...

Fuckin' son-of—a-fuckin'-bitch!

Why you doin this to me, man?

'Cause I don't fuckin' like you.

Cool nickel plated 45,
burnin' into my hand.

Iprayed that I would
have to shoot no one with it,

but I know that I'd
kill twelve men dead,

before I'd ever let star face
the cold, steel bars of a jail cell.

Ok, baby, this is it.
We gotta go.

We'll cash the check across the border.
We'll be sippin' margaritas by sunset.

- Baby?
- Yeah?

- I was havin' a dream about you.
- Uh-huh. A good dream?

We were movie stars.

You're the movie star, baby.

- Hey, babe...
- Uh-huh.

I guess you got a pretty
good idea how to use this.

- I guess I do.
- Yeah.

You just remember
what you promised, ok?

I remember.

Alright, come on, baby, move those sweet
little cheeks 'cause we gotta vamonos.

Make sure you get those traveler's cheques,
ok? We don't want to get ripped off.

Hey,

be cool, baby.

Watt, I was born to be cool.

Did you ever have the sensation

that there were eyes in
the back of your head?

And those eyes were
lookin' at something

that was lookin' at you.

And you didn't know what
it was they were lookin' at

but you knew it was somethin'.

I just kept tellin' myself,
that life

has only as many
pressures as you create for it.

And I was concentrating
extra hard on minimizing ours.

Watt!

Get down! Get down!

- What the hell are you doin'?
- What the hell are you doin'?

- Nothin' I got the money. Let's go.
- Why were you runnin' like that?

- Like what?
- Like a bat out of hell.

- What about them cops?
- What about 'em?

They was makin' a deposit.

It's a bank.

- They didn't see you or nothin'?
- Yeah, they winked at me.

My god, it was so easy, watt.
Easy as pie.

Goddamn! Would you get in the fuckin' car!
I almost blew the whole fuckin' place up!

- Goddamn, star!
- Sorry.

Watty, look.

Yeah, I can see it, star.

Isn't it good luck to pass in
front of a funeral procession?

- You think so?
- Yeah. I think so.

- Oh, shit!
- What?

- We're out of film.
- So?

I can't believe I let you
talk me into this, star.

This is a bad fuckin' idea.

You just simmer down.
Worry, worry watt.

Let me do this now.
It's just gonna take a minute.

- Well, I'm gonna wait outside.
- Fine.

- Hi there.
- Howdy.

I want me three cartons of
that polaroid 600 film, please.

Yes, ma'am. Instant happiness.

Yeah.

Just a minute, I gotta
go in the back and get it.

Movie stars or both?

You decide.

Have you seen these
allegedly larcenist lovelies?

This just in...

We have the results of the
watty and starlene telephone poll.

And seventy-five percent say
the two misguided lovebirds are...

Innocent.

Ohh!

What the hell are you doin'?

I just wanted to see if
we won them polls, honey.

Here you go, ma'am.

Thank you.

Hey, mister? Mister.

Can I have your autograph?

What are you talking about, kid?
What the hell do you want my autograph for?

'Cause you're on TV, mister.

Here you go, man.
We gotta go now!

What's your fuckin' problem?

- That is my fuckin' problem.
- Oh.

Hey, you guys,
what about your change?

Hey, consider it a bonus.
Merry fuckin' Christmas.

Thanks.

Don't you make
me drop this film.

Brilliant fuckin' idea, star.
We almost got made in there.

I know, honey.
But we got the film.

Fuck the film!

The fuckin' film almost
fucked us permanently

and put the fuckin'
possibility of it fuckin' us further

out of your fuckin' mind.

Six times.

You just said fuck or fuckin'
six times in three sentences.

- Oh... oh great.
- What?

Oh, great. It's the fuckin' cops.

Ok, star.
We're gonna play this real cool.

Cool as ice cream.

This guy doesn't even
know who the hell we are.

Excuse me sir, I have
to tell you I noticed your

registration sticker's
gonna expire this month.

Oh, well you don't say. Honey, didn't
I tell you about that the other day?

You sure did, sweetheart. And I put the
check in the mail just like you told me.

You see officer,
we got everything in motion.

This car should be
legalized in mere days.

And you can rest assured
that we'll do our part

in keeping the rules and regulations
that make this country great.

Well...

Y'all have a good day now.

- You too now.
- Drive safe.

- Ok, thanks.
- Bye-bye now.

That's a nice kid.

Thank god he's gone.

I hope y'all don't mind
me askin', but uh...

Haven't I seen you
somewhere before?

I don't think so.

I swear to god, y'all
look so familiar to me.

- I don't think so.
- We gotta be goin'.

- We're gonna be late for church now.
- I swear to god,

I could have sworn I
seen you on the TV.

I know where I
seen you guys now.

- Honey, what's he doin'?
- I real sorry, y'all,

but I'm gonna have to ask you
to get out of the car real slow.

Put your hands on your head...

Who the hell just shot that cop?

Start drivin' or
you're next, fuckface.

Jesus, Billy mack.
What the fuck are you doin' here, man?

I'm not really havin' a
very good day today.

So don't fuck around
with me, ok?

You look like such a fuckin'
loser with that tattoo, Billy mack.

And I bet I can pull this
trigger faster than you can.

What do you say?

Put that damn gun down,
star, before I get killed.

No watty, you put your gun down.
I know what I'm doin' here, ok?

But after Billy blows my fuckin' head off,
it won't matter much what you're doing now.

Well why do you have to
point that gun at me, huh?

I don't know, baby.
Just instinct I guess.

For your information, I was only gonna
blow his brains out on your account.

You guys shut the fuck up
before I kill both of you, ok?

Oh yeah, Billy mack.
How are you gonna kill both of us?

Yeah, Billy, you may kill
me before she kills you,

and you may not, but you're
bound to die either way.

You guys are fuckin' crazy.

All right, everybody just calm
the fuck down here, ok, Billy?

You don't want to kill us,
and we don't want to kill you

especially not with a cop iyin'
here and everyone all around,

so why don't we just put our guns
down real easy on the count to three, ok?

Now, altogether...

One...

Two...

Three.

Just fuckin' remember that I can kill one
of y'all before the other can get to me.

Then y'all will be separated...
Ooh!

Drive the fuckin' car.

Starlene, what the
fuck are you doing?

Puttin' on makeup.

In case we get killed, I wanna make
sure I look good for those cameras.

You just remember, Billy mack,
if you gotta die, die good.

How are you doing today?

Oh, well, we're doin' just right
fine there, hombre. Right, guys?

That's right, honey.
"Hombre" means "man".

Yeah, and we're all real excited
about practicin' our Spanish...

- Senor!
- That was good!

- Righ t, go - si! Ys?

And what are you going to be
doing in acuna, Mexico, today?

Oh, you know, buyin' stuff...

Go shoppin', get some little pinatas,
and stuff like that, you know.

Oh, my god!

Whoops!

Oh, my god, you guys.
Look what I did!

Did you see what I did?

Oh, my god.

Ok if we go on now there, senor?

Have a good day
in acuna, Mexico!

Gracias.

Give me the fuckin' gun!
Give me the fuckin' gun!

I'll blow her
fuckin' brains out!

Gimme that fuckin' gun! Drop it!

Watty, drop that
fuckin' gun, man!

Don't do it, Billy.
Don't fuckin' do it, man!

Whoo-hooo!

Get the fuck out
of the car, c'mon!

You know, I'm real proud of you guys.

You did real good back there!

I almost feel like
we're a team again.

I almost feel bad
about what I gotta do.

You don't have to
do anything, Billy.

I fuckin' do have to
do something, asshole.

See, 'cause I got these
voices inside my head...

What are they
sayin' to you, Billy?

They're tellin' me to
get my ass in gear!

- Is that comfortable, sweetie?
- Go to hell!

'Cause I'm already there,
and you're givin' me a blow job!

Party's over, kids!
Where's the fuckin' money?

It's in the trunk, man.

You don't wanna hurt her,
I'm the one you want.

I know that, man,
I'm not fuckin' stupid!

Goddamn, I'm the king of Mexico!

I'm the king of
the fuckin' world!

Can we just talk, huh, Billy?

Just you and me, man...
Just you and me.

What the fuck are you doin'?

Don't you know I'll fuckin'
blow her brains out? Right now?

You don't wanna hurt her, man.

You don't wanna hurt starlene.
She's your friend, man, we're all friends.

We're just a little high-strung.
This is a high-pressure situation,

but remember, Billy, your life has
only as many pressures as you create.

Don't make me
fuckin' shoot her, man.

I shot too many people.
I shot too many people today!

Billy, you remember back
in huntsville on "d" block?

Remember when they flushed
your head down the toilet,

kicked you up something awful.
Do you remember what I did?

Sure I fuckin' remember, watty.

I went out and beat the shit
out of every one of them, man,

I kicked their asses. Me!
And I'm not a violent man!

Don't that mean something,
Billy, huh?

Don't that mean anything?

That's past fuckin'
history, watty.

This here is the present,
and the point is, you fucked me!

And I'm sick of
people fuckin' with me!

C'mon, man, tell the truth,
you're always fucking yourself!

This has got nothing
to do with her, man!

You just leave her alone, you
let her go, I'll get you the money,

and you and me,
man, we can have it out.

I don't fuckin' know, man,

I been speedin' for the past two
days, and I'm not thinkin' very clearly.

Stay the fuck back!

Ok, go get that fuckin'
money out of the car,

and you bring it over here,

and maybe I won't blow
her fuckin' brains out.

And don't fuckin' try any shit.

Hey Billy,

I'm gonna show you a
little experiment, ok?

No, fuck that!

I'm gonna reach into my
pocket and pull out a dollar bill,

so don't do anything
stupid, all right?

You know anything
about reflexes, Billy?

I know something about 'em.

See, people's reflexes are a
lot slower than you might think.

Take me, for example.
See this dollar bill in my right hand?

I bet if! Drop it, my left hand
ain't fast enough to catch it.

Let's see.

See that?

My left hand don't know
what my right hand is doing

before it does it,
and they're my hands, man!

What the fuck are you doing?!

Now think if those reflexes
were someone else's.

There just ain't
enough time to react.

Now let's pretend
that my left hand

is that finger on your trigger,

and my right hand's me

there's a good chance
you can't pull that trigger

before I knock you
upside the head.

Know what I mean?

Check it out.

Motherfucker!

I got you, you motherfucker!

Yeah!

Fuck!

Who's sitting on top of
the fuckin' world now, huh?

Huh, motherfucker?

Not you, Billy!

What did you...?

I just killed you, you asshole.

I ching, hexagram 29...
Six at the top...

When in the extremity of
danger a man loses his right way

he's entangled in his sins,
and has no means of escape.

We had lost our way...

We would find
ourselves in Mexico.

I would work as an auto mechanic and
star would appear on a talk show

and all the infinite
possibilities of a straight new life

would spread out before us like
an ever-expanding pool of blood.

I thought of the
people who had died,

and I could hear all their
voices screaming in my head.

Screaming, that death

is not sweet.

I didn't know where
we were goin'.

I didn't really know
where we had been.

But I knew that we
were going together,

and, just a fleeting moment,

I felt that we were free.

Really free.

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