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'T was the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
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not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
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Goddamn, Day-Day.
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Take it all.
One, two, get up, three.
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Damn! That's an ugly-ass baby.
Eyes cocked like a pistol.
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All I want, Santa Claus,
is two fat bitches and a bag of weed
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and two bags of chips
to give to the fat bitches.
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What the...
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Damn, these niggas are broke.
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No Christmas ham in here. Nothing.
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lt's a damn shame.
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All l want is two fat bitches
and some cheeseburgers
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so Cheeco can lick on them
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and two years' supply
of rolling paper.
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Two pieces of bologna. Yeah, baby.
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This gonna be good right here.
I'm so hungry.
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What the hell
you doin' in my house
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eatin' a big-ass sandwich and shit?
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Nigga, I'm Santa Claus.
Where's the milk and cookies?
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Santa Claus!
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Shit!
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You better get your ass outta here!
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Goddamn!
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Day-Day! Day-Day!
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All I want is a fat bitch with
a name belt that say ''Glitter'' on it.
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Day-Day! Help me, man!
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Merry Christmas, motherfucker!
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As you can see.
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I got my black ass
back in the ghetto.
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the only place
where you can get robbed
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by Santa Claus
on Chistmas Eve.
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Shit!
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I don't know if I can handle
another goddamn Friday.
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This shit hurt.
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Day-Day! Wake up, man!
We just got robbed!
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Get your scary ass up, man!
I know you heard that shit!
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Get out of here, man!
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Wake your ass up!
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Come on, man,
I gotta call the po-po!
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What you say? Damn.
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We just got robbed, Cheeco.
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Unit 415. man
in the middle of the street.
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Then what happened?
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Then I caught him.
I hit him, like, four times.
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I would've been a boxer,
but I was in Special Education.
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I'm telling you,
I was whooping his ass!
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Craig got to fightin' with him,
he beat his ass.
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- Go check out the bedrooms.
- Sure.
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What else did he get?
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Like I said,
he took all of our presents,
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he took my CD collection,
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he even took
Day-Day's baby pictures.
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And he got our speaker
with all our rent money in it.
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Rent money!
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- Sit your ass down!
- Who got the rent money?!
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You ain't about to do nothin'.
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Jumpin' up like you Mr. Get Bad.
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Where was you when he was
beatin' my ass with that tree?
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- Craig, my leg is hurtin', man.
- Good!
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Yeah, he got
the rent money. All of it.
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You're positive he was dressed
like Santa Claus?
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Jolly white fat guy,
little red suit,
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couple elves packin' the bags.
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He's a project Santa Claus.
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Picture Ol' Dirty Bastard
in a Santa Claus suit.
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Can you picture that?
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Do you know who
Ol' Dirty Bastard is?
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I'm not big on that.
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You oughta be nervous.
You a black cop.
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You two motherfuckers huddle up
or something and find this dude.
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Stay right there.
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I ain't goin' nowhere.
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- Calm down.
- I'm calm.
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- You're gonna sit in the car.
- Do your fucking job!
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You're pushing the wrong buttons.
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We the victims, man.
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That victim shit is way overblown.
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Just sit there and shut up.
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Asshole.
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Santa Claus strikes again.
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Makes me want to go home
and lock up all my shit.
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You gotta stop talking
to the police like that.
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Shut up! You better stop
talking to me like that.
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I could kick your ass
for the way you actin' this morning.
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We gonna have our Christmas party?
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How we gonna have a party
with our apartment looking like this?
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We can't cancel the party, man!
What about the hos we had coming?
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I invited some nice-ass girls.
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They gonna fuck for a buck,
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do something strange
for a little piece of change,
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and I know we gonna
make them holler for a dollar.
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One said they was gonna
suck my dick from the back.
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I ain't never had that
ever happen to me.
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I'm trying to go see
what that be like right there--
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Look, man, I don't give
a shit about you, that party.
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All I got to worry about is the rent,
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and it was your idea
to use half the rent money...
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Dix, I think we got something here.
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Well, well. Whose is this?
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Actually, it's both of ours.
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No, it ain't!
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lt is, but it's for
medicinal uses only.
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I mean, he got cataract,
lazy eye, a little glaucoma.
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- See that eye right there?
- Little shot of gonorrhea, see?
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Do you guys have any idea
what we could do to you for this?
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- No.
- Juvenile center?
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We can make your Christmas
worse than it already is.
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Being that it's Friday,
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that means you're not gonna
see a judge till possibly Monday.
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Maybe.
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But, since we're nice guys,
we'll just confiscate this plant,
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take it with us until we find
this Santa Claus character.
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That's fucked up, too.
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Oh, hey,
and when we find St. Nick,
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what do y'all want us
to do to him, you know?
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Cracked ribs, fractured skull,
little eye gouge?
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Fractured skull,
beat the shit out that motherfucker.
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- Eye gouge, that's the shit.
- And an eye gouge.
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I say stick a plunger in his ass,
like they did in New York.
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Fractured skull.
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This is Officer Brian Dix.
I'm Officer Alvin Hole.
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We'll let you know
if anything develops.
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Officer A. Hole and B. Dix.
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We'll call you...
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if we find anything.
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I like them police right there.
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You got a big pile of dog shit
in the middle of your bed.
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You might want to check that out.
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Merry Christmas.
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He's the dick.
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What the hell
is going on around here?!
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Happy Holidays, Miss Pearly.
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Police running in and out!
What the hell is going on?
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Somebody broke in
and stole all our stuff.
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That bullshit security.
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I sure hope they
didn't get the rent money
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'cause you two niggas
been ducking and dodging me
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for about three weeks now.
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Me--
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Today is the day
you motherfuckers is gonna kick in!
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Why you always bring your ass
up here harassing us?
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With that big ol' wolf pussy?
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You come here all the time
smelling like that.
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- You don't even own the place!
- You just the manager.
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And I'm gonna manage
to evict your skinny-punk black ass
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out of here today if you two
motherfuckers don't pay up your rent.
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Man, get that lined up.
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Don't you worry about it, bitch.
I know somebody like it.
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Take your ass back downstairs,
'cause you ain't evictin' nobody
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unless you got
a motherfucking army with you.
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I don't need no army, Mr. Smart-Ass!
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My son Damon home right now.
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Damon!
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I had a nightmare
about that fool last night.
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Day-Day!
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Craig!
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Which one of you bitches
want to wash my drawers tonight?
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- That'd be him.
- Him.
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Okay.
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I wash on Sundays, anyway.
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Starch or press?
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Starch, nigga!
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Move!
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Come on in, Miss Pearly.
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- When did he get out?
- Last night.
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And I'm gonna let you two bitches
in on a little secret--
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when you spend 12 years
on a level-4 prison yard,
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you become quite fond
of little ol' girls like yourselves.
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So either I'm gonna
get my rent money today,
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or somebody getting
their salad tossed tonight!
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Damn!
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That ain't even necessary.
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Sure ain't!
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We start our new job today,
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and I swear to God we're gonna
have your money later on tonight--
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cash...in your hand!
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You better!
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Either you fixin' to come see me,
or Damon gonna come see you.
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Simple as that.
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You like 'cause your son is a fag?
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Shut up, bitch!
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Tell your fine daddy I said...
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I hate that bitch!
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Tight-ass pants, man! Shit!
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Look how tight
these motherfucking pants are.
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I can't even do
the James Brown in these pants.
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Good. I don't want
to see you do the James Brown.
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We ain't never gonna get
no pussy in these clothes.
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I'm gonna get some.
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Tasha, how we look?
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Like a couple of rent-a-cops.
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What about them rent-a-tits?
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See, the clothes don't make the player,
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the player make the clothes.
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Rent-a-cops get pussy, too.
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I'm not no rent-a-cop,
I'm a Top Flight Security
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and don't you never forget it.
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I swear, the first motherfucker
get out of hand...
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- I'm gonna beat the--
- Shit!
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Craig and Day-Day.
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Just the niggas I need to see.
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Yo, what's up, O.G., triple O.G.,
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O.G. triple, triple...O.G.?
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You got out last night?
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I ain't seen y'all
in about 12 years, nigga.
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I was little. I was about--
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You're grown up now, though.
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Give a nigga a hug, dawg.
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I'm about to go--
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lt's cool, dawg, it's cool. Come here.
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Yeah, right there.
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- Group hug, nigga.
- Come on, Craig.
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All right, come here.
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Get your ass over here.
Talk to you for a minute.
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What's up, dawg?
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lt's good to be home,
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'cause in the prison, dawg,
ain't nothin' but the fellas, nigga.
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- That's what I heard.
- I swear, man.
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We got to care about each other.
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That's right.
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Somebody go get my mother!
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I heard you motherfuckers
ain't paid your rent this month.
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Ducking and dodging
my moms and shit!
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Get your tittie off my chin!
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Show up here tonight
without that rent money,
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and we gonna get
real motherfucking acquainted.
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You dig?
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- I can't breathe, I swear to God!
- He can't breathe!
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Do you dig?!
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I'm feeling you, dawg. Trust me.
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- Digging it.
- Good, good.
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'Cause I'm gonna
only say this shit once.
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Come on, man, let's go.
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Y'all look good in your little
tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits.
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Merry Christmas, niggettes.
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Shit, man! That's bullshit, man.
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He's gonna try and do
something strange to us!
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I'm gonna think of something.
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That's fucked up, man.
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He might do something strange
to you, though.
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Puff-puff and give, motherfucker.
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This is good shit.
I ain't gonna be your mother--
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- Damn!
- Hurry up!
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About a yean ago.
my Pops quit his dog-catching job
246
00:17:10,556 --> 00:17:13,470
and went into business
with my Uncle Elroy.
247
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,389
They opened up a spot
called Bros. Barb-B-Q.
248
00:17:16,473 --> 00:17:19,441
''Tastes so good.
make you wanna slap youn mama. ''
249
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:21,417
You might've
seen the commencial.
250
00:17:21,504 --> 00:17:24,072
Y'all tired of that barbecue
from up the street.
251
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,992
where they give you
more sauce than meat?
252
00:17:26,084 --> 00:17:28,156
Bning youn big ass down
to Bros. Bar-B-Q.
253
00:17:28,249 --> 00:17:30,954
15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard.
254
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,531
That's right off Manciesten.
255
00:17:32,622 --> 00:17:36,285
Bros. Bar-B-Q. Tastes so good.
make you want to slap youn mama!
256
00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:37,449
Don't it. Willie?
257
00:17:37,536 --> 00:17:39,529
Yeah. boy. Hey. Mama.
258
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,026
What the hell you want?
259
00:17:43,116 --> 00:17:45,934
Ain't but one location.
so it's nearest you.
260
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,482
You might've missed it.
261
00:17:47,571 --> 00:17:50,055
They only had enough money
for a 15-second spot.
262
00:17:50,149 --> 00:17:52,303
But. anyway. my Pops
got me and Day-Day
263
00:17:52,396 --> 00:17:55,185
thesejobs
at the same strip mall
264
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,022
as Christmas-help security.
265
00:17:57,111 --> 00:18:01,431
Look, Day-Day,
we only security guards, okay?
266
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,515
Ghetto security guards at that.
267
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:06,442
We ain't Cops.
we ain't America's Most Wanted.
268
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:09,662
NYPD Blue.
none of that shit you watch.
269
00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:11,456
We something like them.
270
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:12,799
No. Nothing like it.
271
00:18:12,895 --> 00:18:16,006
All we gonna do--take it easy,
make this money,
272
00:18:16,101 --> 00:18:17,736
you're gonna watch your temper--
273
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:18,940
I ain't got to watch shit!
274
00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:21,164
You gonna treat people right,
talk to people right.
275
00:18:21,255 --> 00:18:23,551
You can get your ass kicked
around here real quick.
276
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,496
I don't care about it
getting out of hand.
277
00:18:25,601 --> 00:18:27,663
I ain't getting into shit
because of you.
278
00:18:27,765 --> 00:18:30,446
This is a job, man.
This ain't an adventure.
279
00:18:30,537 --> 00:18:33,409
This is real, and I'm gonna
let you know, I'm not having it.
280
00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:35,250
Everybody's a suspect today.
281
00:18:35,332 --> 00:18:36,897
And I told you, I'm a player.
282
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,978
I don't care about none of that.
283
00:18:39,987 --> 00:18:41,065
Damn!
284
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,354
Get your ass out, player.
285
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:44,718
Fuck, you remedial!
286
00:18:44,816 --> 00:18:46,685
- What does that mean?
- Retarded!
287
00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:49,399
- That wasn't nothing.
- Dumb-ass, let's go.
288
00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:50,808
I mess up all the time.
289
00:18:57,435 --> 00:18:58,850
Come here! Look!
290
00:19:02,138 --> 00:19:04,089
- That's him!
- Let's get that mother!
291
00:19:10,341 --> 00:19:12,876
Get him! Kick him!
292
00:19:14,507 --> 00:19:16,463
- Craig! Day-Day!
- Uncle Willie!
293
00:19:16,549 --> 00:19:17,957
What the hell you doing to me?
294
00:19:18,047 --> 00:19:20,534
What's happening?
295
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:21,795
Man, I didn't know!
296
00:19:21,882 --> 00:19:24,340
Pop, I thought
you were somebody else!
297
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,939
Willie, what are you doing
to them boys back there?
298
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:29,022
Nothing! I'm counting
money at the register.
299
00:19:29,116 --> 00:19:31,237
These fools
knock the hell out of me...
300
00:19:31,325 --> 00:19:34,985
We made a mistake. Day-Day
ran in and jumped on Daddy!
301
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,315
He's lying!
302
00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:38,480
Why you boys
beating up on Santa Claus?
303
00:19:38,572 --> 00:19:41,061
He broke in our house
and stole our presents.
304
00:19:41,156 --> 00:19:43,724
- And Craig let him do it!
- Why, Craig?
305
00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:46,602
- Why blame me?
- 'Cause you did!
306
00:19:46,695 --> 00:19:48,399
I tried to fight him, and Day-Day...
307
00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:50,508
I was screaming,
he wouldn't even help.
308
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,425
What did you do, Day-Day?
309
00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:54,672
Nothing!
He stayed asleep the whole time.
310
00:19:54,765 --> 00:19:56,137
Can I tell my story?
311
00:19:56,222 --> 00:19:59,422
I ain't done shit, but he could have
did something about it!
312
00:19:59,513 --> 00:20:01,135
What did he look like?
313
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,887
Like Bobby Brown
in a goddamned Santa Claus suit!
314
00:20:03,971 --> 00:20:05,216
I heard about him.
315
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,632
They call him
the ''Santa Clause Crook.''
316
00:20:08,718 --> 00:20:10,923
He robbed a lady
in the parking lot last week.
317
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,294
He called her
a ''ho ho ho'' and kept running.
318
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:14,897
Who the fuck are you?
319
00:20:14,992 --> 00:20:19,818
I'm Cookie, the new waitress,
and, um...
320
00:20:19,913 --> 00:20:22,827
Elroy's new girlfriend.
321
00:20:23,704 --> 00:20:26,154
You got another one?
You're gonna catch something!
322
00:20:26,243 --> 00:20:29,028
You should have kept
Sugar's nasty ass. What happened?
323
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,192
I kicked her country ass
to the curb.
324
00:20:31,285 --> 00:20:33,523
Hooked up with her little sister.
325
00:20:33,615 --> 00:20:35,487
That's how we players roll!
326
00:20:35,576 --> 00:20:41,141
Elroy, read my lips--
you ain't no player!
327
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,847
You don't know nothing
about being a player.
328
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:48,428
Betty done had your ass
pussy-whipped for about 30 years!
329
00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:50,758
Nobody got me pussy-whipped.
330
00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:54,428
l...whips...pussy!
331
00:20:58,265 --> 00:21:01,676
You boys look really good
with your rent-a-cop outfits on.
332
00:21:01,764 --> 00:21:03,172
Yes, very attractive.
333
00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:07,076
This is Top Flight Security.
We ain't no rent-a-cops.
334
00:21:07,169 --> 00:21:08,660
Daddy, how I look?
335
00:21:09,459 --> 00:21:12,241
- Like a damn snitch!
- Man, that's cold!
336
00:21:12,332 --> 00:21:15,035
Look like you're ready
to tell on somebody right now!
337
00:21:15,124 --> 00:21:17,658
Where's your flashlight at?
You're supposed to have one.
338
00:21:17,748 --> 00:21:19,868
You've got to shine some damn body!
339
00:21:19,957 --> 00:21:23,534
We're supposed to get handcuffs,
flashlights, taser guns--
340
00:21:23,619 --> 00:21:24,817
Two German shepherds.
341
00:21:24,913 --> 00:21:28,525
Y'all must not know what happened
to the last security guards.
342
00:21:30,483 --> 00:21:33,315
Mama's in the kitchen with the sauce.
343
00:21:33,399 --> 00:21:35,188
Aw, shit! The sauce! Move, girl!
344
00:21:35,275 --> 00:21:37,310
What happened
to the other two sec--
345
00:21:37,399 --> 00:21:38,510
Wait a minute!
346
00:21:38,608 --> 00:21:40,395
Go say hello to your grandmother.
347
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,051
Come on, let's go. Move your big ass!
348
00:21:43,147 --> 00:21:45,681
What happened with
the last two security guards?
349
00:21:48,479 --> 00:21:50,800
- Wake up, Mama.
- What the hell you want?
350
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,381
You burned the sauce again.
Give me the spoon.
351
00:21:53,475 --> 00:21:54,987
Nobody's gonna hit you.
352
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,374
You've lost your mind
since Willie slapped you.
353
00:21:57,465 --> 00:21:59,039
Damn, what happened to her?
354
00:21:59,132 --> 00:22:01,795
You should never have let her
into the commercial, anyway.
355
00:22:01,881 --> 00:22:03,339
Got no business working.
356
00:22:03,421 --> 00:22:05,375
You're the one
gave her a concussion, Willie.
357
00:22:05,464 --> 00:22:08,493
- You were supposed to be acting.
- I should have smacked you!
358
00:22:08,585 --> 00:22:09,664
How's she doing?
359
00:22:11,126 --> 00:22:13,494
Hey, Big Mama, you all right?
360
00:22:13,585 --> 00:22:15,821
- Who are you?
- lt's Craig, Mama.
361
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,037
- Who Craig?
- Don't worry about it.
362
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:21,107
Your oldest grandson.
The smart one, not Day-Day.
363
00:22:21,197 --> 00:22:23,686
She's still having blackouts
and blurred vision.
364
00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:25,237
Bet you remember Day-Day!
365
00:22:25,321 --> 00:22:27,476
Why you always
playing with her all the time?
366
00:22:27,571 --> 00:22:29,725
That's enough
damn salt there, Willie.
367
00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:31,523
I know what I'm doing.
368
00:22:31,609 --> 00:22:33,933
Don't nobody want all that salt
in their potato salad!
369
00:22:34,026 --> 00:22:35,268
Y'all argue too much!
370
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,644
What's wrong with y'all?
Y'all should get married.
371
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:40,433
Why are you in so much
competition with me?
372
00:22:40,524 --> 00:22:41,932
You jealous, Willie.
373
00:22:42,021 --> 00:22:44,699
I can't help it!
I look better than you do!
374
00:22:44,782 --> 00:22:45,882
You don't.
375
00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:47,594
- I cook better than you.
- You can't.
376
00:22:47,678 --> 00:22:50,839
- My dick is bigger than yours.
- lt was cold that night.
377
00:22:50,926 --> 00:22:54,126
Think--last year at this time,
you had won the Lotto,
378
00:22:54,216 --> 00:22:56,336
over $1 million.
379
00:22:56,422 --> 00:22:59,376
Anybody else would be living
in the French Riviera.
380
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,751
You're back here
cooking pigs' feet with me
381
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,827
at Bros. B-B-B-Bar-B-Q.
382
00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:05,995
You tied-tongued dog catcher!
383
00:23:06,088 --> 00:23:09,001
You best check on the sauce.
Mama's out on her feet again.
384
00:23:09,085 --> 00:23:10,610
Dumb-ass dog catcher.
385
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:14,196
''I'm a Lotto stud.
Lotto fucking stud.''
386
00:23:14,282 --> 00:23:16,949
So after Pops and Unc argued
for another 15 minutes.
387
00:23:17,034 --> 00:23:18,738
it was time
to meet our new boss.
388
00:23:18,822 --> 00:23:19,936
His name is Moly.
389
00:23:20,033 --> 00:23:23,443
He ran the whole strip mall
and owned Holy Moly Donuts.
390
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:29,525
But trust me. don't even. even. even.
even. even. even. even eat there.
391
00:23:31,694 --> 00:23:33,650
We'll take the usual, Moly.
392
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:37,676
How you doing, boy?
393
00:23:37,766 --> 00:23:40,005
Good, buddy.
Merry Christmas, buddy.
394
00:23:40,098 --> 00:23:41,970
Happy Hanukkah. L'claim.
395
00:23:42,055 --> 00:23:43,335
These are my boys.
396
00:23:43,430 --> 00:23:45,505
I'll be with you
in just one minute, buddy.
397
00:23:45,597 --> 00:23:47,670
Take your time.
398
00:23:47,762 --> 00:23:49,667
Just be still.
399
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,418
What's up? How's business?
400
00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:54,258
Everything is wonderful. Yeah, boy!
401
00:23:54,343 --> 00:23:56,131
Have you seen our commercial?
402
00:23:56,218 --> 00:23:59,048
Barbecue so good, makes you
want to smack your mama.
403
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:03,163
- What the fu--
- Hey, buddy!
404
00:24:03,247 --> 00:24:04,869
What the fuck wrong with you?
405
00:24:04,955 --> 00:24:06,612
Sorry, buddy. Reaction.
406
00:24:06,787 --> 00:24:09,785
Hey, guys, I hear
someone's looking for a job.
407
00:24:09,871 --> 00:24:11,362
I want to ask a question.
408
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:12,481
l...okay.
409
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,281
When we get our guns?
410
00:24:14,368 --> 00:24:16,985
No guns. You are Top Flight
unarmed security guards.
411
00:24:17,074 --> 00:24:19,610
- What about walkie-talkies?
- And flashlights?
412
00:24:19,701 --> 00:24:23,111
Whoever catch the girl back there
giving head behind the trash can?
413
00:24:23,197 --> 00:24:26,144
I have to come back there
with the flashlight and catch her.
414
00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:29,888
You are supposed to be tough guys.
You don't need gadgets, huh?
415
00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:31,932
All you need is this here.
416
00:24:33,433 --> 00:24:35,506
lf there's any problems,
you just blow. Toot-toot!
417
00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:38,004
These guys are here
all the time. They come running.
418
00:24:38,104 --> 00:24:39,674
Goddamn, Craig!
419
00:24:39,764 --> 00:24:41,884
- Can we have more donuts?
- Please.
420
00:24:41,973 --> 00:24:44,295
See? Very quick
response time, huh?
421
00:24:44,389 --> 00:24:46,176
You guys ready for tour of property?
422
00:24:46,264 --> 00:24:49,426
Give me a twister. Make it two.
Hold the flies.
423
00:24:49,517 --> 00:24:51,867
Keep up. Come on.
One-two, one-two, one-two.
424
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,037
Come on.
425
00:24:53,127 --> 00:24:56,952
Since you've been here many times,
I'm gonna make it short and sweet.
426
00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,321
Buddy, come on.
427
00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,703
As you know, this here is my place.
428
00:25:00,789 --> 00:25:03,112
This is
the Holy Moly Donut Shop, huh?
429
00:25:03,207 --> 00:25:06,239
Say it with me, guys--
''Holy Moly Donut Shop.''
430
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:12,201
Very good. You get one
free bear claw every lunch break.
431
00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:16,982
- Come on, guys.
- Come on, come on.
432
00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:21,356
Okay.
Over here is the Chrome Dome.
433
00:25:21,441 --> 00:25:23,312
You got cars, they got rims.
434
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:26,477
This, of course, is your
family business, Bros. Bar-B-Q.
435
00:25:26,563 --> 00:25:28,767
That's check cashing.
No l.D. required.
436
00:25:28,855 --> 00:25:31,602
This one here
is a brand-new store.
437
00:25:31,686 --> 00:25:35,547
lt's Pimps and Hos--
some kind of flashy clothing.
438
00:25:35,645 --> 00:25:37,302
- Damn!
- Damn!
439
00:25:37,393 --> 00:25:39,051
Who is that?
440
00:25:39,141 --> 00:25:42,171
That's Donna.
She's the owner's girlfriend.
441
00:25:42,257 --> 00:25:45,668
He's a funny-dressing kind of guy
from out of town or something.
442
00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:50,658
He's kind of a pig, though.
He treat her like shit, man.
443
00:25:50,753 --> 00:25:52,907
I would love for her
to be one of my wives, huh?
444
00:25:53,003 --> 00:25:54,708
Damn, how many wives you got?
445
00:25:54,794 --> 00:25:56,830
Me? 12, buddy.
446
00:25:56,918 --> 00:25:58,992
Yeah. All of them freaks, too, huh?
447
00:25:59,084 --> 00:26:01,535
# Freaks come out at night,
what, what, what? #
448
00:26:01,624 --> 00:26:03,165
# Freaks come out at night... #
449
00:26:03,248 --> 00:26:04,627
Whodini. You know Who--
450
00:26:04,711 --> 00:26:06,564
Yeah, buddy! Okay!
451
00:26:06,656 --> 00:26:10,269
He's a character. Real big character.
452
00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:12,150
He's short but big.
453
00:26:13,194 --> 00:26:17,814
# Hold up, wait a minute,
let me put some pimping in it #
454
00:26:22,024 --> 00:26:23,978
He's funny-looking, huh?
455
00:26:24,065 --> 00:26:26,979
I don't know. Why he dress like this?
456
00:26:27,064 --> 00:26:30,154
How are you? Doesn't matter.
Get the trunk.
457
00:26:30,242 --> 00:26:31,293
Thank you.
458
00:26:31,384 --> 00:26:32,713
He's got problems.
459
00:26:32,802 --> 00:26:35,668
Quickly, now, quickly.
Got a business to run.
460
00:26:35,759 --> 00:26:37,999
Hey, buddy.
461
00:26:39,551 --> 00:26:41,042
And don't drag that coat.
462
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,752
lt costs more than you do.
463
00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:47,796
Okay, and over here,
this is a liquor store.
464
00:26:47,882 --> 00:26:50,912
Don't let nobody hang out
in front of liquor store.
465
00:26:51,005 --> 00:26:52,035
Nobody, buddy.
466
00:26:52,130 --> 00:26:53,325
Nobody.
467
00:26:53,419 --> 00:26:56,566
And this is your booth.
468
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:57,735
Any questions?
469
00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,228
- l've got one question.
- What's up, buddy?
470
00:27:00,323 --> 00:27:03,193
What happened to the last guards
that worked here?
471
00:27:03,282 --> 00:27:07,142
You ask too many questions, man.
lt's time to get to work.
472
00:27:07,238 --> 00:27:10,233
Remember, you guys are
Top Flight security guards,
473
00:27:10,318 --> 00:27:12,227
best in the whole world, huh?
474
00:27:12,319 --> 00:27:15,154
You have to defend this whole place
with your own life.
475
00:27:15,239 --> 00:27:16,976
And I'll die for this shit, too.
476
00:27:17,066 --> 00:27:20,325
Remember, Christmas Eve
means lots of shoppers.
477
00:27:20,418 --> 00:27:22,918
lf there's any trouble,
you come get me--
478
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,303
when you take care of it,
then come get me.
479
00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:27,260
Okay, go, go. Come on.
480
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,835
Come on. Keep it real, huh?
481
00:27:29,928 --> 00:27:32,630
When are you gonna ask him
for an advancement
482
00:27:32,722 --> 00:27:34,211
on our first week's pay?
483
00:27:34,305 --> 00:27:36,971
Don't worry about that.
I'll ask when the time is right.
484
00:27:37,052 --> 00:27:38,758
Just keep your rabbit-ass mouth shut.
485
00:27:38,842 --> 00:27:41,714
- Remember what Damon said.
- You remember what I said.
486
00:27:41,802 --> 00:27:46,317
Don't start trying to outthink me,
because you're gonna hurt yourself.
487
00:27:47,870 --> 00:27:49,411
Where you think you going?
488
00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:52,158
- lt's small in here.
- No, you're big in here.
489
00:27:54,203 --> 00:27:56,243
Get off my foot!
490
00:27:56,951 --> 00:27:59,986
- Just scoot over there.
- You scoot over, man!
491
00:28:03,908 --> 00:28:07,236
This shit is uncomfortable, man.
Can't even move in here.
492
00:28:07,321 --> 00:28:10,029
So what? Just deal with it. I got to.
493
00:28:11,313 --> 00:28:12,767
What are we gonna do now?
494
00:28:12,853 --> 00:28:15,177
Sit here and wait
for something to happen.
495
00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:18,551
Not me.
496
00:28:18,642 --> 00:28:20,300
That shit is boring, man.
497
00:28:20,393 --> 00:28:23,009
Good. I like boring.
Easy money for us.
498
00:28:23,099 --> 00:28:25,504
I hope
don't nothing happen all day.
499
00:28:25,599 --> 00:28:28,266
We can sit and watch these females
shop till they drop.
500
00:28:28,347 --> 00:28:30,466
Matter of fact, watch out.
501
00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:35,259
Ain't this a bitch?
I'm waiting on some action to jump off.
502
00:28:35,356 --> 00:28:37,034
You heard what Mr. Moly said.
503
00:28:37,127 --> 00:28:39,791
We Top Flight
security of the world, Craig!
504
00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:42,577
Shit! Not just the city, the world!
505
00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:45,700
Been jacked by Santa Claus,
all kind of shit.
506
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:47,910
They need security
in the world, Craig!
507
00:28:47,996 --> 00:28:49,110
Shit!
508
00:28:49,206 --> 00:28:52,037
For one thing, calm down.
Slow your roll.
509
00:28:53,081 --> 00:28:56,693
Don't let that man pump you up
and get your ass shot out here.
510
00:28:56,786 --> 00:28:59,905
We ain't no damn
Top Flight security of the world!
511
00:28:59,995 --> 00:29:02,976
We Craig and Day-Day,
so just kick back, relax--
512
00:29:03,066 --> 00:29:05,470
You heard what happened
to the last security guards.
513
00:29:05,566 --> 00:29:07,888
You didn't even hear what happened,
514
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:10,266
so how the fuck was I gonna hear it?
515
00:29:10,355 --> 00:29:12,642
Just do your job,
and I'm gonna do mine.
516
00:29:14,186 --> 00:29:16,473
- Shit.
- No problem.
517
00:29:16,559 --> 00:29:19,048
- I'm gonna do my job.
- No problem.
518
00:29:19,145 --> 00:29:21,218
Get your damn feet
out of my f--
519
00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:29,503
# Joy to the world,
the Lord is come #
520
00:29:29,589 --> 00:29:32,253
Bingo! I got action.
521
00:29:34,129 --> 00:29:36,083
What's up?
522
00:29:36,169 --> 00:29:39,450
# Let every heart
prepare him room #
523
00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:41,949
# And heaven and nature sing... #
524
00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:51,390
Heaven and--
fuck all that shit!
525
00:29:51,568 --> 00:29:55,149
Y'all hos got to get off
this corner with that!
526
00:29:55,235 --> 00:29:56,894
Excuse me, sugar,
what did you just say?
527
00:29:56,985 --> 00:29:59,769
You heard me what I said.
Y'all hos got to move off this corner.
528
00:29:59,861 --> 00:30:02,016
You better watch
your little filthy mouth.
529
00:30:02,108 --> 00:30:04,311
You are talking
to children of the Lord.
530
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,513
That's right!
531
00:30:05,606 --> 00:30:08,095
I want you to know
who you're talking to, too--
532
00:30:08,189 --> 00:30:10,679
Top Flight
motherfucking security!
533
00:30:10,774 --> 00:30:13,803
You can't talk to these
old-ass ladies like that!
534
00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:15,820
Just back me up
and do your damn job!
535
00:30:15,917 --> 00:30:17,963
Y'all movin' on
and take that shit--
536
00:30:18,053 --> 00:30:20,884
Wait a minute, bitch!
I ain't no killer, you understand me?
537
00:30:20,969 --> 00:30:22,710
But don't you push me,
don't you touch me!
538
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,129
You gonna make me blow this.
I'll clear all this shit out with this.
539
00:30:26,216 --> 00:30:28,619
Joker, fuck you and your whistle!
540
00:30:28,715 --> 00:30:32,126
Y'all trying to use the Lord
to sell pussy on this corner.
541
00:30:32,215 --> 00:30:34,168
Shut your little filthy mouth!
542
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:37,622
Calm down.
543
00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:40,846
Let's go on to church, and we
gonna pray for these niggas.
544
00:30:40,937 --> 00:30:43,483
Have mercy, Jesus.
Forgive me, Lord.
545
00:30:43,577 --> 00:30:45,114
What's wrong with you?
546
00:30:45,197 --> 00:30:48,198
You can't talk to people like that.
That's somebody grandmama, fool!
547
00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:50,768
I can talk to people
any fucking way I want to,
548
00:30:50,862 --> 00:30:52,734
and I'm the law around here.
549
00:30:52,823 --> 00:30:55,311
And I'm gonna write your ass up
for insubordination.
550
00:30:55,403 --> 00:30:57,689
Let me do my job and you do yours.
551
00:30:57,781 --> 00:30:59,056
Top Flight!
552
00:30:59,151 --> 00:31:02,233
Man. I couldn't believe
how Day-Day was acting.
553
00:31:02,316 --> 00:31:04,557
Even since he got
that whistle around his neck.
554
00:31:04,651 --> 00:31:07,467
He been acting like
a neal asshole rent-a-cop.
555
00:31:07,557 --> 00:31:09,679
Look at him!
556
00:31:09,764 --> 00:31:11,254
Where you going?
557
00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:13,717
I'm trying to park so I can go
in the check-cashing place.
558
00:31:13,928 --> 00:31:17,011
You can't park right here
because there's a new policy.
559
00:31:17,094 --> 00:31:19,004
Give me the number,
or you can't park here.
560
00:31:19,095 --> 00:31:20,965
I ain't never heard
of no policy like that.
561
00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:24,546
You ain't never met a Top Flight
security nigga like me!
562
00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:27,086
Give me the number
or get to fucking rolling.
563
00:31:27,175 --> 00:31:30,769
Look at that fool.
I've got to put a stop to this shit.
564
00:31:30,857 --> 00:31:32,991
...no parking spot, okay,
'cause I'm married!
565
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,361
- Get this piece of shit out of here!
- He's just playing.
566
00:31:36,454 --> 00:31:38,527
No, I'm not playing.
You better not park!
567
00:31:38,618 --> 00:31:40,325
- Bye-bye.
- Bring that car back here!
568
00:31:40,410 --> 00:31:42,982
Man, what did I do?
569
00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:44,321
I got this.
570
00:31:44,407 --> 00:31:46,813
Why every time you get
a little position of power,
571
00:31:46,908 --> 00:31:48,283
you abuse your authority?
572
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:50,273
You need to work
on your people skills.
573
00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:53,481
That's bullshit. My people skills
are way better than yours.
574
00:31:53,571 --> 00:31:55,875
Just sit down and relax.
575
00:31:59,810 --> 00:32:02,050
Bingo! Got more action!
576
00:32:06,974 --> 00:32:09,094
Get y'all little bad-ass mo'
over here!
577
00:32:09,183 --> 00:32:11,801
Leave them damn kids alone!
They ain't messing with you!
578
00:32:14,887 --> 00:32:18,087
Stop blowing that goddamn whistle!
579
00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:20,171
What's wrong with you? You tripping!
580
00:32:20,264 --> 00:32:22,450
Some L.A.P.D. shit.
581
00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:25,244
You know what?
Don't hate...appreciate.
582
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:27,538
You're just mad
'cause I'm always on the...
583
00:32:28,999 --> 00:32:30,325
...crime whistle!
584
00:32:30,413 --> 00:32:32,407
I'll calm your ass down
one way or another.
585
00:32:32,497 --> 00:32:35,033
- You ain't got to calm me down.
- Fire that up.
586
00:32:35,122 --> 00:32:38,153
Not on duty. Not on duty!
587
00:32:38,246 --> 00:32:39,820
You better fire this up!
588
00:32:39,913 --> 00:32:43,406
I ain't no grocery-store bouncer.
I'm a Top Flight security guard.
589
00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:46,263
You got to recognize
the difference between the police--
590
00:32:46,347 --> 00:32:49,604
- Light the shit.
- We are not little no more.
591
00:32:49,689 --> 00:32:51,895
- Come on!
- What?
592
00:32:55,812 --> 00:32:57,091
You know what?
593
00:32:57,188 --> 00:32:59,889
You're not gonna be punking me
when we get 40.
594
00:32:59,977 --> 00:33:02,809
This shit gonna stop one day, dude.
595
00:33:02,894 --> 00:33:06,387
Well, it ain't
gonna stop today, so light it up
596
00:33:06,477 --> 00:33:08,134
before I beat that ass.
597
00:33:08,224 --> 00:33:10,517
- Whatever.
- Yeah, yeah.
598
00:33:10,606 --> 00:33:12,751
This Barney Fife shit.
599
00:33:18,171 --> 00:33:20,455
I'm thinking of something right now.
600
00:33:20,546 --> 00:33:22,251
That's some good shit, right?
601
00:33:22,336 --> 00:33:25,287
no. You're a bad-ass influence
on my life.
602
00:33:25,376 --> 00:33:27,283
Ever since
l've been kicking it with you,
603
00:33:27,378 --> 00:33:29,412
my life
has been a shambles, dude.
604
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,412
Give me my goddamn joint.
605
00:33:32,499 --> 00:33:34,405
Hold on.
Let me hit it one more time.
606
00:33:34,498 --> 00:33:36,810
One more time,
let me hit it, man!
607
00:33:36,902 --> 00:33:38,396
You gave it to me to smoke!
608
00:33:38,487 --> 00:33:41,767
I ain't no bad influence on you.
I'm the best cousin you've got.
609
00:33:41,862 --> 00:33:44,976
lf it wasn't for me, you'd be
getting punked all the time.
610
00:33:45,068 --> 00:33:48,102
And I keep you safe
and I keep you warm,
611
00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:49,897
'cause you know
how little timid you are.
612
00:33:49,982 --> 00:33:51,357
Look. Look.
613
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:54,430
Whatever.
614
00:33:56,522 --> 00:33:58,595
Man, it's just us,
Craig and Day-Day. Damn!
615
00:34:00,781 --> 00:34:03,088
I was about to Barry Bonds
y'all's black asses!
616
00:34:03,178 --> 00:34:05,048
You almost made me
catch a heart attack!
617
00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:08,085
I ought to hit your ass
and give you brain damage.
618
00:34:08,175 --> 00:34:10,957
Let me hit that before Willie
bring his old square ass out here.
619
00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:14,082
You can go to jail
for some shit like that, for real.
620
00:34:14,172 --> 00:34:16,127
He been real brand-new today.
621
00:34:16,213 --> 00:34:17,671
How's it going out here so far?
622
00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:19,496
lt's been boring and quiet.
623
00:34:19,589 --> 00:34:20,913
Just wait around.
624
00:34:21,003 --> 00:34:23,491
Them young thugs don't come out
till about 1 :00 or 1 :30.
625
00:34:23,584 --> 00:34:26,641
They coming. I just pray to God
I'm here when they come.
626
00:34:26,735 --> 00:34:30,272
Uncle Elroy gonna beat
the shit out of 'em!
627
00:34:30,366 --> 00:34:31,856
Ho ho ho, motherfuckers!
628
00:34:31,947 --> 00:34:34,437
What you looking at
before I shoot you in your mouth?
629
00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:36,520
Up against the wall!
630
00:34:36,613 --> 00:34:38,070
Jesus!
631
00:34:38,155 --> 00:34:40,523
Shut up! What you got, toothpick?
632
00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:42,568
I ain't got nothing.
633
00:34:42,652 --> 00:34:45,685
Done shit on yourself!
What you looking at?
634
00:34:45,776 --> 00:34:47,056
Don't I know you?
635
00:34:47,151 --> 00:34:49,900
You gonna know a bullet in your ass!
This all you got?
636
00:34:49,984 --> 00:34:51,966
I ain't got nothing
but 20 funky-ass dollars.
637
00:34:52,053 --> 00:34:54,426
I ought to shoot your broke ass.
638
00:34:54,515 --> 00:34:55,840
What's up, Al Green?
639
00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:59,377
You remind me of them old players
that be clubbing with young girls.
640
00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:03,510
You remind me of a young nigga
fucking with the wrong old nigga!
641
00:35:03,593 --> 00:35:06,343
He's gonna shoot your ass!
Get up against the wall!
642
00:35:06,427 --> 00:35:08,959
Shut up! Give me the watch!
643
00:35:09,050 --> 00:35:10,424
No, not the Rolie.
644
00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:13,625
Now it's a ''stoley.''
Looking like a Mississippi pimp.
645
00:35:13,717 --> 00:35:16,689
Bitch better have my
sweet potatoes. Top Flight Security!
646
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,992
Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
647
00:35:19,081 --> 00:35:20,867
Santa Claus got my Rolex!
Let's get him!
648
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,027
Do something! Do something!
649
00:35:23,911 --> 00:35:27,571
- Don't just stand there. Help me.
- Shit! How?
650
00:35:28,658 --> 00:35:30,695
Move, move, move!
651
00:35:32,283 --> 00:35:34,772
...three quarters,
two dimes, and a nickel!
652
00:35:39,237 --> 00:35:41,495
Y'all didn't hear me
blowing this whistle?
653
00:35:41,590 --> 00:35:42,713
What is it, buddy?
654
00:35:42,810 --> 00:35:46,506
We just got jacked by Santa Claus!
He almost tied us up and fucked us!
655
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,838
- He pulled out a pistol...
- Dodo, you on crack, buddy?
656
00:36:01,343 --> 00:36:05,047
- Hey, man, just let it go.
- Get your goddamn hands off me!
657
00:36:05,140 --> 00:36:08,742
Me, my cousin, and my daddy--
we just got jacked by Santa Claus!
658
00:36:08,829 --> 00:36:10,494
But you're security guard, buddy.
659
00:36:10,584 --> 00:36:13,422
That's why I asked your ass
for them two flashlights.
660
00:36:15,505 --> 00:36:16,780
These guys!
661
00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:18,525
That's why I hate the fuckin' law!
662
00:36:18,628 --> 00:36:20,359
Get your fat ass up and do something!
663
00:36:20,449 --> 00:36:22,358
You get up, too!
664
00:36:22,449 --> 00:36:25,612
Give me flashlights,
or we gonna get killed around here!
665
00:36:25,697 --> 00:36:27,771
Jacked by Santa Claus
on Christmas Eve!
666
00:36:27,862 --> 00:36:30,363
Twice in one day!
667
00:36:30,457 --> 00:36:33,847
You wanted to grab somebody,
you should've grabbed that nigga!
668
00:36:33,938 --> 00:36:37,053
Security! You need to
turn in your damn whistle!
669
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,401
Where you going, Mama?
670
00:36:49,484 --> 00:36:51,346
I'm going to make my daily rounds.
671
00:36:51,446 --> 00:36:53,648
Could you make me a sandwich
when you get back?
672
00:36:53,732 --> 00:36:55,732
Make your own damn sandwich.
673
00:37:05,671 --> 00:37:08,754
Tupac. Tupac, Tupac!
674
00:37:08,839 --> 00:37:11,445
Goddamn, you fine!
675
00:37:13,784 --> 00:37:16,285
Ooh, the way
you talk gangsta, nigga!
676
00:37:33,276 --> 00:37:35,262
Yoo-hoo!
677
00:37:35,356 --> 00:37:37,429
Anybody home?
678
00:37:40,230 --> 00:37:41,637
Ain't nobody here.
679
00:37:43,810 --> 00:37:46,746
Oh, my goodness.
680
00:37:48,802 --> 00:37:52,083
What in the hell
done happened to the mail?
681
00:37:53,971 --> 00:37:56,254
I ain't the only one they owe.
682
00:37:58,131 --> 00:37:59,624
Dirty bastards.
683
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:16,317
This child is filthy!
684
00:38:22,031 --> 00:38:24,019
Wishful thinking.
685
00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:30,520
Weed!
686
00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:35,817
Got me some weed!
687
00:38:35,904 --> 00:38:38,928
That's why they ain't paid
their damn rent!
688
00:38:42,763 --> 00:38:45,250
So what happened after that?
689
00:38:45,343 --> 00:38:48,214
I don't want to talk about that.
Y'all ain't gonna catch no damn body.
690
00:38:48,302 --> 00:38:50,965
I just want you to stop and whip
some ass on the way to the station.
691
00:38:51,050 --> 00:38:52,709
Least I'll feel better then.
692
00:38:52,801 --> 00:38:54,589
What were you doing
in the alley, anyway?
693
00:38:54,675 --> 00:38:56,332
I was emptying the trash!
694
00:38:56,424 --> 00:38:58,994
- I had already taken it out.
- Well, it was full!
695
00:38:59,091 --> 00:39:02,025
Don't you mess with this b-b-barbecue.
I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
696
00:39:02,111 --> 00:39:06,065
I don't give a damn 'bout your lazy eye,
you Popeye-lookin' son of a--
697
00:39:06,161 --> 00:39:09,241
Nah, wait a minute!
I started this barbecue shit!
698
00:39:09,326 --> 00:39:12,278
ls this the motherfucking
thanks I get?
699
00:39:12,369 --> 00:39:14,108
That's enough! Calm down!
700
00:39:14,201 --> 00:39:16,901
I just appreciate you
even blessing me with your presence.
701
00:39:16,990 --> 00:39:21,064
Bishop Magic Don Juan
and Money motherfucking Mike!
702
00:39:21,155 --> 00:39:22,564
What they know about that?
703
00:39:22,655 --> 00:39:24,278
Let me get this straight--
704
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:29,017
for the second time,
y'all got jacked by Santa Claus?
705
00:39:29,101 --> 00:39:30,131
Black guy, wasn't it?
706
00:39:30,228 --> 00:39:33,176
Nah. This was a nigga that did this.
707
00:39:33,267 --> 00:39:35,588
lf I build it, the hos will come.
Learn from the best.
708
00:39:35,683 --> 00:39:38,051
God bless you, Mike.
Keep your game tight, hear, player?
709
00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:39,302
Absolutely.
710
00:39:39,390 --> 00:39:41,046
...got Daddy's Rolex.
711
00:39:41,140 --> 00:39:44,918
# Dashing through these hos
in a one-horse open sleigh... #
712
00:39:45,013 --> 00:39:48,876
Everything is 25% off.
Everything must go.
713
00:39:48,971 --> 00:39:50,711
Maybe even you.
714
00:39:51,694 --> 00:39:53,865
Explain yourself now, player.
715
00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:58,034
- Day-Day!
- Ow, Daddy!
716
00:39:58,123 --> 00:39:59,235
You talk too damn much!
717
00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:02,199
He didn't want to blow
his whistle, so I blew mine.
718
00:40:03,496 --> 00:40:04,774
Pay attention!
719
00:40:04,871 --> 00:40:07,572
That's the reason we got jacked
in the first damn place.
720
00:40:07,662 --> 00:40:10,113
We'll make out our report
and get back to you.
721
00:40:11,911 --> 00:40:14,824
Guys, y'all have to get dressed.
The kids will be here any minute.
722
00:40:14,908 --> 00:40:16,245
Back to work.
723
00:40:25,271 --> 00:40:29,842
I didn't know you can make
a snowman in 80-degree weather.
724
00:40:29,936 --> 00:40:33,265
Anything is possible.
All you need is a can of snow.
725
00:40:33,351 --> 00:40:36,383
What's cracking? My name's Craig.
726
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:38,264
- I'm Donna.
- What's up, Donna?
727
00:40:38,349 --> 00:40:40,091
What kind of stuff y'all sell in here?
728
00:40:40,182 --> 00:40:43,625
We got everything--
FUBU, Sean John, Dada.
729
00:40:43,712 --> 00:40:45,869
What are you looking for?
730
00:40:45,962 --> 00:40:48,366
Anything's better than what I got on.
731
00:40:48,461 --> 00:40:50,617
What, you don't like the flashlight look?
732
00:40:52,419 --> 00:40:54,290
I see you got jokes.
733
00:40:54,376 --> 00:40:56,531
Well, you can always buy
your girlfriend something.
734
00:40:56,627 --> 00:40:58,199
We have ladies' wear, too.
735
00:40:58,292 --> 00:40:59,664
Yeah, y'all do, huh?
736
00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,785
I don't really got
a girlfriend, you know.
737
00:41:01,873 --> 00:41:04,159
I usually get rid of them
this time of year.
738
00:41:04,246 --> 00:41:05,993
That way, you ain't got
to buy them shit.
739
00:41:07,225 --> 00:41:08,810
For real?
740
00:41:08,903 --> 00:41:09,932
Yeah, why not?
741
00:41:10,985 --> 00:41:12,064
I'm just playing.
742
00:41:13,194 --> 00:41:15,939
- I see you got jokes.
- A couple.
743
00:41:16,026 --> 00:41:18,430
So that's your little
midget boyfriend?
744
00:41:18,523 --> 00:41:20,597
Little micro-mini pimp
up in there?
745
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,846
Oh! What's cracking, baby?
746
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:28,182
My name is Day-Day, right?
This is my big-head-ass cousin.
747
00:41:28,271 --> 00:41:30,674
You know, beevo-latte, got
more head than he got body.
748
00:41:30,771 --> 00:41:32,415
Check this out--
749
00:41:32,503 --> 00:41:34,299
I just spotted you
way across from the lot,
750
00:41:34,386 --> 00:41:37,464
and I'm gonna let you know,
it ain't your booty, it's your beauty.
751
00:41:37,551 --> 00:41:40,083
lf you see anything
suspicious around here...
752
00:41:41,923 --> 00:41:43,829
Let me know, 'cause
I got my eyes on everything.
753
00:41:43,921 --> 00:41:45,297
Let's start off with your number.
754
00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:47,534
That's the only way we're gonna
be able to communicate.
755
00:41:47,628 --> 00:41:49,702
No, you gotta get your ass
back to that booth.
756
00:41:49,794 --> 00:41:51,583
But, man, she like me!
757
00:41:59,243 --> 00:42:00,356
Come on, woman.
758
00:42:00,449 --> 00:42:02,900
I can't move that fast
with this stomach.
759
00:42:08,196 --> 00:42:09,854
Why you got to bring
your ass over here?
760
00:42:09,943 --> 00:42:12,727
I was trying to see if she seen
a Santa Claus with a suit on.
761
00:42:12,818 --> 00:42:16,765
- What your ass doing over here?
- You know what I'm doing over here.
762
00:42:18,527 --> 00:42:20,017
I just don't want no bullshit.
763
00:42:20,106 --> 00:42:21,863
You know, all that
''my hair retain heat.''
764
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,297
I don't know nothin' about that.
765
00:42:23,388 --> 00:42:26,506
I'm sorry.
I have to go help them.
766
00:42:26,596 --> 00:42:28,502
Fine piece, boy.
767
00:42:28,596 --> 00:42:29,968
She fine.
768
00:42:30,053 --> 00:42:31,249
She liked me, didn't she?
769
00:42:31,343 --> 00:42:33,631
- No.
- Yes, she did.
770
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:36,252
How she gonna like you
when she like me?
771
00:42:36,343 --> 00:42:38,049
'Cause she hadn't seen me yet.
772
00:42:38,133 --> 00:42:40,881
I wish I hadn't seen you yet.
773
00:42:40,966 --> 00:42:42,079
Can I help you?
774
00:42:42,173 --> 00:42:43,748
I just walked in the store.
775
00:42:43,842 --> 00:42:46,467
Let me look around a little bit. Dang!
776
00:42:50,246 --> 00:42:52,943
I could use some help over here.
ln the men's.
777
00:42:53,036 --> 00:42:55,607
Burn a pimp,
see what happen to you.
778
00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:58,071
That's all you gotta do,
just burn a pimp one time.
779
00:42:58,157 --> 00:43:00,691
l'd like this FUBU sweatshirt
with some socks.
780
00:43:01,781 --> 00:43:02,810
Are you all right?
781
00:43:02,908 --> 00:43:04,779
I'm fine, I just--
782
00:43:12,130 --> 00:43:14,263
This can't be happenin',
this can't be happenin'.
783
00:43:14,353 --> 00:43:15,843
Oh, no, player!
784
00:43:16,852 --> 00:43:19,135
- You see that?
- I seen that.
785
00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:21,927
Turn him off!
What the hell's wrong with him?
786
00:43:22,014 --> 00:43:24,632
Come on, Bill, let's go.
I don't see nothing in here I like.
787
00:43:24,724 --> 00:43:28,004
No, you ain't sick no more.
788
00:43:28,095 --> 00:43:29,837
That ass is got. Come on!
789
00:43:30,056 --> 00:43:31,297
Baby still kicking?
790
00:43:31,387 --> 00:43:33,045
Yeah, feel like twins.
791
00:43:33,136 --> 00:43:35,128
- We saw that shit!
- Saw what?
792
00:43:35,219 --> 00:43:37,359
Let me go!
793
00:43:37,446 --> 00:43:38,487
Get ahold of her, man!
794
00:43:42,831 --> 00:43:44,620
Stop letting her kick your ass!
795
00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,114
Y'all going to jail!
796
00:43:46,205 --> 00:43:48,907
For shop-stealing
and stealing everything!
797
00:43:48,995 --> 00:43:50,737
We ain't stole shit!
798
00:43:50,828 --> 00:43:51,940
What about this?
799
00:43:52,039 --> 00:43:53,198
Uh-huh!
800
00:43:53,286 --> 00:43:55,524
Aw, damn!
They done got a player?!
801
00:43:55,621 --> 00:43:59,112
- That ain't nothin' you like?
- You going to jail, Cicely Tyson.
802
00:43:59,201 --> 00:44:01,663
Girl, I can't believe you did this!
I'm appalled!
803
00:44:01,755 --> 00:44:04,096
You ain't Paul!
You a nigga that steals!
804
00:44:08,605 --> 00:44:12,764
Y'all got the game messed up!
Huh? You gonna steal from a pimp?
805
00:44:18,518 --> 00:44:20,425
Where is Elroy?
806
00:44:20,517 --> 00:44:22,591
He's in the back.
He doesn't want to come out.
807
00:44:22,683 --> 00:44:23,761
What?!
808
00:44:23,849 --> 00:44:25,307
Keep your voice down.
809
00:44:26,564 --> 00:44:28,910
Merry Christmas, everybody.
810
00:44:29,005 --> 00:44:31,622
Come on out here right now
for these kids, Elroy,
811
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,039
or you and I are gonna fight!
812
00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:36,538
All the money we spent for these.
Get your butt out here, man.
813
00:44:37,794 --> 00:44:40,162
Aw, Elroy, you look cute.
814
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:41,872
Oh, he's a cutie-pie.
815
00:44:41,958 --> 00:44:44,280
We ought to be celebrating
Kwanzaa, anyway.
816
00:44:44,374 --> 00:44:47,371
Messing with these kids' heads
with this white man's holiday.
817
00:44:47,456 --> 00:44:49,163
Oh, shut up, Elroy.
818
00:44:49,246 --> 00:44:51,542
Prance your ass over
and let them kids pet on you.
819
00:44:51,632 --> 00:44:53,558
Oh, hell, no, Willie!
820
00:44:53,652 --> 00:44:56,485
That's where I put my hoof down.
Ain't nobody pettin' on me!
821
00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:59,139
Will you shut up?
Prance your ass over there!
822
00:44:59,232 --> 00:45:01,769
Let them kids pet on you.
What's wrong with you?
823
00:45:01,857 --> 00:45:04,180
That ain't prancin'. lt ain't Easter.
824
00:45:04,275 --> 00:45:05,599
I ain't know no damn reindeer.
825
00:45:05,689 --> 00:45:07,845
Prance! Look, like this.
826
00:45:09,439 --> 00:45:10,601
Go!
827
00:45:10,687 --> 00:45:11,765
Go!
828
00:45:15,018 --> 00:45:17,238
You ain't gotta do this.
You just mad 'cause--
829
00:45:17,329 --> 00:45:18,366
Shut the fuck up!
830
00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:20,918
- Little punk-ass bitch.
- Y'all fuck and make puppies.
831
00:45:21,011 --> 00:45:23,575
lt's Christmas Eve.
Have some holiday cheer.
832
00:45:23,676 --> 00:45:26,540
Holiday cheer these nuts.
Get back.
833
00:45:26,630 --> 00:45:27,876
Hey, player.
834
00:45:29,047 --> 00:45:32,129
- Mike. Mike!
- Get back!
835
00:45:32,214 --> 00:45:33,487
Player!
836
00:45:33,588 --> 00:45:35,040
Nah, nah, let him through.
837
00:45:35,127 --> 00:45:36,455
You little shrimp motherfucker.
838
00:45:36,544 --> 00:45:38,581
I'm gonna sue your ass!
Come on, cut me!
839
00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:39,745
No, no, no!
840
00:45:41,679 --> 00:45:43,185
Give me that, give me that.
841
00:45:43,277 --> 00:45:45,485
I guarantee I wanna do my thing!
842
00:45:45,571 --> 00:45:48,237
- Think about your mama, man.
- I'm thinking about your ass.
843
00:45:48,322 --> 00:45:50,063
Think about what
your mama would say.
844
00:45:50,156 --> 00:45:51,732
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
845
00:45:51,821 --> 00:45:54,856
You know what I'm saying?
I got a little razzle-dazzled.
846
00:45:54,946 --> 00:45:57,692
My name is Money Mike, player.
How you doing?
847
00:45:57,777 --> 00:45:59,107
All right, don't squeeze hard.
848
00:45:59,195 --> 00:46:00,899
All right, what's happening?
849
00:46:00,983 --> 00:46:03,184
This is my young girl Donna.
Say hi, woman.
850
00:46:03,272 --> 00:46:04,302
What's up?
851
00:46:04,404 --> 00:46:06,191
That'll be quite enough.
Thank you so much.
852
00:46:06,276 --> 00:46:08,255
See, the thing is,
we just opened up around here,
853
00:46:08,342 --> 00:46:09,506
you know what I'm saying?
854
00:46:09,593 --> 00:46:12,049
And we've been having
some problems, obviously, as you see.
855
00:46:12,135 --> 00:46:13,711
I appreciate what y'all did
856
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,088
'cause these cockroaches
would've cleaned me out.
857
00:46:16,181 --> 00:46:18,461
Speaking of cockroaches,
where was your antennas
858
00:46:18,549 --> 00:46:20,961
when them niggas were stealing
my shit out the store?
859
00:46:21,053 --> 00:46:23,962
- I didn't see them take anything.
- You didn't see 'em take anything.
860
00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:26,084
Well, look next time! Use your eyes!
861
00:46:26,172 --> 00:46:29,831
They ain't supposed to just be hazel,
they supposed to do some damn work!
862
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,140
This ain't for play.
I don't do this for fun.
863
00:46:32,233 --> 00:46:33,320
I'm sorry.
864
00:46:33,407 --> 00:46:37,191
Don't be sorry.
Ho, be careful! Lord Je--
865
00:46:37,284 --> 00:46:38,561
You know what?
866
00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:40,731
I'm tired of your presence. Dismissed.
867
00:46:40,828 --> 00:46:42,615
Nice meeting you guys.
868
00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:44,275
See you later.
869
00:46:45,406 --> 00:46:47,943
You got her trained, nigga, damn!
870
00:46:48,030 --> 00:46:51,231
You can lead a ho to water, player,
but you can't make 'em think.
871
00:46:51,321 --> 00:46:52,565
You dig what I'm sayin'?
872
00:46:52,655 --> 00:46:54,314
I got to keep it
breezy around this bitch.
873
00:46:54,405 --> 00:46:56,028
Anyway, I need to take care of y'all.
874
00:46:56,113 --> 00:46:57,840
I appreciate
what y'all did for a player.
875
00:46:57,924 --> 00:46:59,639
I can't be everywhere at all times.
876
00:46:59,727 --> 00:47:00,755
No charge.
877
00:47:00,852 --> 00:47:02,557
- What about our rent money?
- No charge.
878
00:47:02,641 --> 00:47:04,265
Y'all sure?
879
00:47:04,349 --> 00:47:07,546
Positive. We just doing our job.
We can't charge you, man.
880
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,049
Don't argue with ''no charge.''
881
00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:10,928
You can come to the store
anytime you want.
882
00:47:11,013 --> 00:47:13,548
Can we get some clothes,
30% off, 40% off?
883
00:47:13,637 --> 00:47:15,875
- A FUBU short set?
- You don't need shit.
884
00:47:15,971 --> 00:47:17,629
Man.
885
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,290
Look, we just having a little
Christmas party tonight.
886
00:47:20,386 --> 00:47:23,612
Why don't you and your lady come or
hang out with us and our folks?
887
00:47:23,704 --> 00:47:25,613
Let me check my Palm Pilot.
888
00:47:26,789 --> 00:47:28,282
Look like I ain't doin' shit.
889
00:47:28,373 --> 00:47:29,487
Bring a bunch of bitches--
890
00:47:29,582 --> 00:47:32,330
I'm talking about
a busload of them hos if you can.
891
00:47:32,413 --> 00:47:35,612
I was gonna get drunk and watch
The Grinch. so I'll be there.
892
00:47:35,704 --> 00:47:38,323
I'll get the address from y'all later.
I'll see you later, too.
893
00:47:38,410 --> 00:47:40,117
Yo, yo, player, hold up.
894
00:47:40,202 --> 00:47:41,741
Never know
what I might need this for.
895
00:47:41,827 --> 00:47:44,823
Might want to shave.
Might want to shave somebody else!
896
00:47:44,908 --> 00:47:46,452
Never know.
897
00:47:47,761 --> 00:47:49,266
I like that nigga! I like him!
898
00:47:49,356 --> 00:47:52,186
Look, that's real pimpin'.
Now, that's pimpin'.
899
00:47:52,272 --> 00:47:54,225
Get off his dick, Day-Day.
900
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,143
What do you want
for Christmas, young fella?
901
00:47:57,228 --> 00:48:00,343
I want a X-Box with all the games,
all the new gear,
902
00:48:00,435 --> 00:48:02,802
a new Lexus
with a banging system
903
00:48:02,893 --> 00:48:04,433
and chrome feet on it.
904
00:48:05,724 --> 00:48:07,845
Here's my address, Mr. Jones.
905
00:48:07,932 --> 00:48:10,005
Mr. Jones?
906
00:48:10,097 --> 00:48:12,148
No, Santa.
907
00:48:12,235 --> 00:48:14,540
- I'm Santa.
- Bullshit! You Mr. Jones.
908
00:48:14,629 --> 00:48:17,577
I know where you live, too,
so I expect everything by tomorrow.
909
00:48:17,670 --> 00:48:18,700
You feel me?
910
00:48:18,795 --> 00:48:21,199
Put everything in my mom's name.
911
00:48:21,293 --> 00:48:23,663
He don't look like no reindeer,
he look like a pit bull.
912
00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:25,206
Giddy-up, pit bull.
913
00:48:25,294 --> 00:48:29,069
You better stop jumping up and down
before I have to bite your little ass.
914
00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:31,450
Can you lock your jaws
and shake like a pit bull?
915
00:48:31,537 --> 00:48:33,530
Yeah. Want me to show you?
916
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:36,372
My brother said if a pit bull
locks his jaws like that,
917
00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,601
you're supposed to do this to him...
918
00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:43,899
I didn't have to take anything.
lt was all her. Come on, man.
919
00:48:43,983 --> 00:48:45,937
Take her! Let me go! Come on!
920
00:48:47,733 --> 00:48:50,516
- Later, Moly.
- Okay, buddy, take care.
921
00:48:50,607 --> 00:48:52,346
A-Team!
922
00:48:53,313 --> 00:48:56,225
# Bad boys!
What you gonna do? #
923
00:48:56,312 --> 00:48:58,348
Dodo! Good job, buddy.
924
00:48:58,437 --> 00:49:00,093
- Thanks.
- You, too, Clyde.
925
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:03,122
- Take lunch, one half-hour.
- That's cool right there.
926
00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:04,708
Don't be late.
927
00:49:07,172 --> 00:49:08,914
That's a dirty motherfucker.
928
00:49:09,006 --> 00:49:10,914
He blowin' smoke in our face
on the first arrest?
929
00:49:11,004 --> 00:49:12,082
That's bullshit.
930
00:49:12,172 --> 00:49:14,706
I told you there ain't no future
in being a company man.
931
00:49:14,797 --> 00:49:17,285
- Let's just go to lunch.
- Let's go. I'm hungry.
932
00:49:18,586 --> 00:49:20,209
Ain't that...
933
00:49:20,292 --> 00:49:22,663
Get them niggas! Come on, sugars!
934
00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:25,239
- Come on and get them!
- Dude, I think--
935
00:49:25,334 --> 00:49:28,308
Represent for your mama.
That's what I'm talking about.
936
00:49:30,906 --> 00:49:33,571
I'm gonna
bust in your head, boy!
937
00:49:39,902 --> 00:49:41,146
Run!
938
00:49:42,441 --> 00:49:45,060
Come back here!
939
00:49:45,153 --> 00:49:47,390
Go, man, go!
940
00:49:55,761 --> 00:49:57,754
Run, Day-Day! Run!
941
00:50:00,178 --> 00:50:02,961
Good kind of ass whipping!
942
00:50:03,051 --> 00:50:05,005
A whole lot of ass whipping!
943
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:10,999
These fools went down the alley!
944
00:50:14,838 --> 00:50:17,136
- Watch out! Watch out!
- Slow down!
945
00:50:18,233 --> 00:50:20,567
Yo, Big Pimpin', can you hide us?
946
00:50:20,659 --> 00:50:23,028
What's happenin'? Oh, yeah.
I'm good in a crisis. Hold on.
947
00:50:23,118 --> 00:50:24,361
Donna, code red.
948
00:50:24,453 --> 00:50:25,990
Come on, in the back.
949
00:50:31,699 --> 00:50:33,687
Sure has been
a lot of work today, player.
950
00:50:33,782 --> 00:50:36,233
Pimping ain't easy but--
can I help you, player?
951
00:50:36,322 --> 00:50:37,349
No!
952
00:50:37,448 --> 00:50:39,435
No? Well, this ain't the Baby Gap.
953
00:50:39,528 --> 00:50:40,936
Get your fake ass out of my way!
954
00:50:41,028 --> 00:50:43,503
Oh, this is bullshit.
955
00:50:43,594 --> 00:50:45,756
I'm in between
a pimp and a hard place.
956
00:50:47,017 --> 00:50:51,920
Donna! Man down!
1 1-30! Pimp in distress!
957
00:50:52,014 --> 00:50:53,591
Oh, Lord, where the hell is Donna?
958
00:50:53,683 --> 00:50:55,885
- Can I help you?
- Yo, move!
959
00:50:55,971 --> 00:50:58,424
- Who do you think you are?
- What's your problem? Move!
960
00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,668
- I can't let you back there.
- Why? Who back there?
961
00:51:00,761 --> 00:51:01,839
Did you hear me?!
962
00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:04,497
Go, go, go!
963
00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:12,236
Come on, come on!
964
00:51:15,665 --> 00:51:17,038
Let's go.
965
00:51:24,702 --> 00:51:27,567
What you doing? Get back!
966
00:51:28,577 --> 00:51:30,611
They in one of these stores
or somethin'.
967
00:51:30,699 --> 00:51:32,920
- Check over there.
- Come on.
968
00:51:37,313 --> 00:51:38,804
Go! Go! Go!
969
00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:40,471
Let's jump. Let's jump.
970
00:51:52,141 --> 00:51:55,422
Yo, Moly! I heard
you hired two security guards
971
00:51:55,514 --> 00:51:57,649
that's been harassing
my grandmother and things.
972
00:51:57,737 --> 00:51:58,943
Two new guys--Clyde and Dodo.
973
00:51:59,038 --> 00:52:01,746
You remember what we did
to the last security guards?
974
00:52:01,836 --> 00:52:03,744
Yes, I do, buddy.
975
00:52:03,836 --> 00:52:07,780
When you see them,
you tell them we said this...
976
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,445
Help! Somebody, help me!
Help me, please!
977
00:52:10,540 --> 00:52:12,245
Somebody, help me, please!
978
00:52:14,164 --> 00:52:16,319
Did you see
what they just did to Moly?
979
00:52:16,415 --> 00:52:18,405
They gonna kick our ass
when they catch us.
980
00:52:18,496 --> 00:52:20,570
That's why
they ain't gonna catch us.
981
00:52:24,483 --> 00:52:26,106
Where them rent-a-cops at, huh?
982
00:52:28,273 --> 00:52:31,520
What you looking at, old man?
Mind your own fuckin' business.
983
00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:34,061
Come on. Let's just jump
on Moly's car.
984
00:52:34,148 --> 00:52:35,639
Craig, I'm scared, man.
985
00:52:35,730 --> 00:52:38,302
So what? Me, too.
986
00:52:41,355 --> 00:52:42,385
Oh, fuck this.
987
00:52:42,478 --> 00:52:45,511
I'm not about to get my motherfuckin'
ass kicked over no job!
988
00:52:45,603 --> 00:52:47,773
You smart as a motherfucker today.
989
00:52:49,043 --> 00:52:50,458
Shit.
990
00:52:51,883 --> 00:52:53,160
This way.
991
00:52:54,632 --> 00:52:56,371
Oh, shit!
992
00:52:59,172 --> 00:53:01,327
Wow! Oh, my God!
993
00:53:01,421 --> 00:53:03,161
Damn!
994
00:53:04,503 --> 00:53:07,619
Someone call 91 1 !
995
00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:10,492
Moly, you got knocked
the fuck out!
996
00:53:10,582 --> 00:53:13,520
Oh, good observation, buddy.
Where were you, buddy, huh?
997
00:53:13,605 --> 00:53:15,236
We was on our lunch break.
998
00:53:15,322 --> 00:53:18,236
Trying to get something to eat
so we could secure this nasty-ass lot.
999
00:53:18,321 --> 00:53:20,559
Good, you were eating
while I was getting beating.
1000
00:53:20,653 --> 00:53:23,222
Look like somebody beat the bricks
off your motherfucking ass.
1001
00:53:23,319 --> 00:53:24,979
You're supposed to be
security guard, no?
1002
00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:26,775
We are security. Ain't that a bitch?
1003
00:53:26,859 --> 00:53:28,517
We are security guards.
1004
00:53:29,693 --> 00:53:31,234
Oh, no, not anymore.
You're both fired.
1005
00:53:31,318 --> 00:53:32,724
Oh, man!
1006
00:53:32,815 --> 00:53:34,144
Man, what the fuck?
1007
00:53:34,233 --> 00:53:35,477
Oh, hell, no!
1008
00:53:35,565 --> 00:53:38,368
We just got this job!
How you gonna fire us?
1009
00:53:38,462 --> 00:53:41,469
- Turn over your whistles.
- We need to be whipping his ass now.
1010
00:53:45,382 --> 00:53:47,922
- Whip his ass, daddy!
- I'll sue you.
1011
00:53:48,012 --> 00:53:50,578
- Whip him!
- Just give me the whistle.
1012
00:53:50,674 --> 00:53:53,752
- Give him his whistle, Craig.
- Go on and blow that!
1013
00:53:53,839 --> 00:53:56,835
- Take your stinky-ass whistle!
- Good, Dodo. Now it's dirty.
1014
00:53:56,921 --> 00:53:59,625
Get out of here!
1015
00:53:59,714 --> 00:54:01,751
- L'claim!
- Take your flies!
1016
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,605
I hope your camel
got a ticket outside.
1017
00:54:03,695 --> 00:54:05,358
Get outta here!
1018
00:54:05,449 --> 00:54:07,942
Daddy, do something!
What you gonna do?
1019
00:54:08,036 --> 00:54:10,272
Can't just come up
in here like that!
1020
00:54:10,365 --> 00:54:11,738
Oh, I got it, I got it!
1021
00:54:11,825 --> 00:54:15,274
Y'all stick around here. Yeah, boy!
1022
00:54:19,860 --> 00:54:22,942
Damn, you a better snitch
than we is, Uncle Willie.
1023
00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:24,610
Yeah, boy!
1024
00:54:24,699 --> 00:54:26,481
Yeah, boy!
1025
00:54:26,576 --> 00:54:27,702
Help!
1026
00:54:28,885 --> 00:54:29,972
Help me, please!
1027
00:54:30,060 --> 00:54:32,262
Somebody, help me, please!
1028
00:54:32,348 --> 00:54:34,973
So, Craig, you gonna
still have the party tonight?
1029
00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:38,308
I don't know. I'm not
even in the spirit no more.
1030
00:54:38,393 --> 00:54:40,837
Don't let nobody ever take
your spirit away from you!
1031
00:54:40,925 --> 00:54:43,080
lt's Christmas!
Supposed to be happy!
1032
00:54:43,215 --> 00:54:44,799
That's right, baby.
1033
00:54:44,887 --> 00:54:47,413
Listen, it's not what you get,
it's how you feel.
1034
00:54:47,508 --> 00:54:49,377
You want us
to bring some ribs tonight?
1035
00:54:49,461 --> 00:54:51,209
No. I'm sick of ribs.
1036
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:53,228
So what we gonna do, man?
1037
00:55:05,367 --> 00:55:07,403
Now. willie everybody
was just worried
1038
00:55:07,492 --> 00:55:09,396
about getting they boogie on.
1039
00:55:09,489 --> 00:55:11,982
me and Day-Day
still had a problem to solve.
1040
00:55:12,084 --> 00:55:16,451
That's when I came up
with the perfect idea--
1041
00:55:16,533 --> 00:55:17,822
a rent party.
1042
00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:19,725
We'd just change
everybody in the 'hood
1043
00:55:19,808 --> 00:55:22,427
to come kick it with us.
you know!
1044
00:55:34,850 --> 00:55:36,168
Elroy, this stuff is weak.
1045
00:55:36,258 --> 00:55:38,636
What the hell else you got? Damn!
1046
00:55:38,732 --> 00:55:40,100
There you go.
1047
00:55:57,290 --> 00:55:58,449
Aw!
1048
00:55:58,538 --> 00:55:59,650
Damn!
1049
00:55:59,744 --> 00:56:03,451
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
jingle bells, noogah!
1050
00:56:03,542 --> 00:56:04,781
Hey!
1051
00:56:04,870 --> 00:56:07,028
Hey, hey, it's good
to see you, baby!
1052
00:56:09,309 --> 00:56:12,106
Hey, man, I feel good. How y'all?
1053
00:56:12,195 --> 00:56:16,180
Everybody, Merry Christmas,
noogah, from Pinky, noogah!
1054
00:56:16,271 --> 00:56:17,522
Hey, look here, look here.
1055
00:56:17,610 --> 00:56:19,894
No hard feelings about
what happened out at the shop.
1056
00:56:19,982 --> 00:56:22,547
Everything's copastetic, noogah.
1057
00:56:22,643 --> 00:56:26,228
Every time I see you,
you're talking about the same shit.
1058
00:56:26,314 --> 00:56:28,517
Be straight, man!
Merry Christmas.
1059
00:56:28,603 --> 00:56:29,927
Check this out, man.
1060
00:56:30,017 --> 00:56:31,974
Since you got a lot
of money in your man-purse,
1061
00:56:32,059 --> 00:56:35,169
we doing a little kick-in party,
so I'm gonna need you to kick in.
1062
00:56:35,255 --> 00:56:37,708
I got something for you
that's better than money.
1063
00:56:37,796 --> 00:56:39,176
Better than money?
1064
00:56:39,259 --> 00:56:41,495
I brought you and Day-Day
a little somethin'-somethin'!
1065
00:56:41,588 --> 00:56:43,545
- Check it out!
- Better than money?
1066
00:56:43,631 --> 00:56:47,206
Ladies, come on in and say hi
to my friend Craig, noogah!
1067
00:56:48,837 --> 00:56:49,999
This is Mo' Wet.
1068
00:56:50,087 --> 00:56:51,283
How you doing?
1069
00:56:51,376 --> 00:56:54,042
Oh, yeah, show him
what you're working with.
1070
00:56:54,125 --> 00:56:57,377
Shake it! Shake it!
1071
00:56:57,465 --> 00:56:59,184
Right here is
one of my little Spice Girls.
1072
00:56:59,271 --> 00:57:01,769
I calls her ''Cinnamon.''
1073
00:57:01,865 --> 00:57:03,142
Cinnamon, huh?
1074
00:57:03,238 --> 00:57:05,394
You so cute.
1075
00:57:05,487 --> 00:57:07,890
Do it again, do it again.
I ain't playin'.
1076
00:57:07,985 --> 00:57:10,269
She been on Soun Train. noogah!
1077
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,475
And last but not least,
this is Lollipop.
1078
00:57:13,565 --> 00:57:14,596
I calls her Lollipop!
1079
00:57:14,691 --> 00:57:16,431
Hey, baby.
1080
00:57:16,524 --> 00:57:18,763
Whoo, Lordy!
1081
00:57:18,856 --> 00:57:21,806
Uh, look here, uh...
1082
00:57:22,490 --> 00:57:25,041
- Lollipop is all mine.
- All right. That's cool.
1083
00:57:25,134 --> 00:57:27,422
Hey, Day-Day!
1084
00:57:27,511 --> 00:57:29,666
Hold this for me, baby.
1085
00:57:29,761 --> 00:57:30,838
Day-Day, what's up?!
1086
00:57:32,926 --> 00:57:35,497
Hey, you better watch
that jheri-curl juice!
1087
00:57:35,594 --> 00:57:37,048
Damn, Pinky! Shit!
1088
00:57:37,132 --> 00:57:39,088
Boy, you look good, man!
1089
00:57:39,174 --> 00:57:40,665
Merry Christmas, boy!
1090
00:57:40,755 --> 00:57:43,210
We still slinging records
out there at the shop.
1091
00:57:43,298 --> 00:57:44,496
We miss you down there!
1092
00:57:44,588 --> 00:57:46,662
Man, I know y'all do.
Why'd you fire me, Pink?
1093
00:57:46,754 --> 00:57:49,779
I had to! You was always late, fool!
1094
00:57:49,863 --> 00:57:51,064
Say it again!
1095
00:57:51,201 --> 00:57:52,314
Say it again!
1096
00:58:00,824 --> 00:58:02,563
Damn, girl, you eating again?
1097
00:58:07,113 --> 00:58:08,686
What's up O.G., triple O.G.?
1098
00:58:08,779 --> 00:58:10,898
- What's up?
- How you doing, man?
1099
00:58:10,984 --> 00:58:12,101
Everything all right?
1100
00:58:12,195 --> 00:58:14,037
- I'm cool, dawg.
- Good.
1101
00:58:14,130 --> 00:58:18,052
Got my shank in case
shit jump off in this motherfucker.
1102
00:58:18,141 --> 00:58:20,627
Relax, homey, ain't nothin'
about to jump off in here.
1103
00:58:20,722 --> 00:58:22,961
That's my people, man!
That's my folks.
1104
00:58:23,054 --> 00:58:25,045
My grandma, my uncle.
1105
00:58:27,763 --> 00:58:30,331
What you need to do, man,
is grab one of these females
1106
00:58:30,427 --> 00:58:31,837
and get your boogie on.
1107
00:58:31,927 --> 00:58:34,213
I don't want to dance
with none of these hos.
1108
00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:35,545
You're a fool.
1109
00:58:37,642 --> 00:58:39,984
Ooh, what's up?
1110
00:58:40,075 --> 00:58:41,905
Merry Christmas.
1111
00:58:41,999 --> 00:58:43,239
Who is that?
1112
00:58:43,328 --> 00:58:44,573
How are you?
1113
00:58:44,663 --> 00:58:46,154
Oh, I'm all right.
1114
00:58:46,247 --> 00:58:47,276
You look great.
1115
00:58:47,370 --> 00:58:50,901
That's, uh, that's Donna.
1116
00:58:50,994 --> 00:58:52,734
You the greenest
little troll I ever seen!
1117
00:58:52,829 --> 00:58:55,150
Who the nigga she with?
1118
00:58:55,242 --> 00:58:56,783
That's just Money Mike.
1119
00:58:56,866 --> 00:59:00,278
Little Lucky Charms,
little micro-mini pimp.
1120
00:59:00,367 --> 00:59:02,996
Oh, that nigga look
magically delicious, nigga.
1121
00:59:03,086 --> 00:59:04,674
That's right.
1122
00:59:04,764 --> 00:59:05,882
Perm and shit.
1123
00:59:05,979 --> 00:59:07,473
Craig, look who here!
1124
00:59:07,563 --> 00:59:10,345
Yeah, bring him over here.
Bring his ass right here.
1125
00:59:10,435 --> 00:59:12,887
Oh, man, thanks
for coming through, man.
1126
00:59:12,978 --> 00:59:14,633
I appreciate that.
1127
00:59:14,725 --> 00:59:16,348
No problem.
Thanks for inviting us.
1128
00:59:16,433 --> 00:59:19,845
We had to show y'all some love
after what y'all did for us at the store.
1129
00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:21,555
Don't she look good?
1130
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,512
lntroduce me to your friend, Craig.
1131
00:59:23,597 --> 00:59:27,042
Oh, that's Money Mike.
1132
00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:28,814
- That's Donna.
- Hi. Merry Christmas.
1133
00:59:28,906 --> 00:59:31,407
This Damon. He live downstairs.
1134
00:59:32,961 --> 00:59:35,625
That was like The Matrix!
1135
00:59:35,707 --> 00:59:38,375
Got some testosterone problems.
1136
00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:41,125
Why don't you go get me
something to drink, please?
1137
00:59:41,206 --> 00:59:42,535
Thank you.
1138
00:59:42,623 --> 00:59:44,579
- Where is it?
- Right through here.
1139
00:59:46,915 --> 00:59:47,943
No, no.
1140
00:59:50,787 --> 00:59:53,334
Like to dislocated my shoulder.
1141
00:59:53,425 --> 00:59:56,524
Yo, homey, you ever been to the pen?
1142
00:59:56,609 --> 01:00:01,725
Hell, no, but thanks for asking.
Won't bother asking you, though.
1143
01:00:01,816 --> 01:00:04,728
- Uh, Craig?
- Yeah.
1144
01:00:04,814 --> 01:00:06,140
Where your bathroom at, player?
1145
01:00:06,230 --> 01:00:07,971
I got to piss
like a Russian racehorse
1146
01:00:08,062 --> 01:00:10,514
at the Kentucky Derby
with a glue truck behind him.
1147
01:00:14,019 --> 01:00:15,391
Yo, it's right through there.
1148
01:00:15,476 --> 01:00:17,972
I got to pee diddy! About to get it on.
1149
01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:20,291
Hey, don't piss on the seat.
1150
01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:32,374
What's up, O.G., triple O.G.?
1151
01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:34,082
You got that look in your eye.
1152
01:00:34,171 --> 01:00:36,290
Fresh fish on the line, nigga.
1153
01:00:36,377 --> 01:00:38,332
Ain't nothin' like that shit.
1154
01:00:41,916 --> 01:00:44,259
Yeah, baby! Yeah!
1155
01:00:45,443 --> 01:00:48,977
Have to drink a little bit more water.
Smell like ammonia in this bitch.
1156
01:00:49,070 --> 01:00:50,729
Come on. There you go.
1157
01:00:52,569 --> 01:00:55,353
One at a time, player, one at a time.
1158
01:00:55,443 --> 01:00:57,103
Busy right now,
working with a monster.
1159
01:00:57,192 --> 01:00:58,897
You know what this is, new booty!
1160
01:00:58,984 --> 01:01:00,854
- New booty?
- Don't fight the shit.
1161
01:01:00,942 --> 01:01:02,433
- Fight what shit?
- Let it happen.
1162
01:01:02,524 --> 01:01:04,643
Let what happen?
What the hell you doing?
1163
01:01:04,731 --> 01:01:07,221
Phone books? Nigga,
I ain't even in the phone book.
1164
01:01:07,316 --> 01:01:10,754
This ain't funny, nigga.
I'll bitch-slap your ass.
1165
01:01:10,842 --> 01:01:12,123
Come on, I ain't playin'.
1166
01:01:12,220 --> 01:01:14,708
No!
1167
01:01:16,009 --> 01:01:18,876
Here's my card right here
if y'all ever want to be pimped.
1168
01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,081
Day-Day.
1169
01:01:20,174 --> 01:01:23,209
Better not let Pinky see that shit.
We ought to give it to him, though.
1170
01:01:23,297 --> 01:01:24,874
That's a barbecue card.
1171
01:01:24,965 --> 01:01:27,915
Don't give a fuck. That's where
I'm pimping, out of the barbecue place.
1172
01:01:28,004 --> 01:01:31,370
Come and get
barbecue-slapped. Shit.
1173
01:01:33,436 --> 01:01:35,903
Sneaky son of a bitch.
1174
01:01:35,993 --> 01:01:37,864
Damn, he's been
in there a long time.
1175
01:01:37,950 --> 01:01:39,406
I told you he was sick.
1176
01:01:39,494 --> 01:01:41,694
He might be in there
throwing up anything.
1177
01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:43,442
Why don't we just step in here?
1178
01:01:43,531 --> 01:01:45,356
We can sit down
and wait for him in here.
1179
01:01:46,697 --> 01:01:48,153
All right.
1180
01:01:57,741 --> 01:02:01,178
You got a nice room here.
Pretty clean for a bachelor.
1181
01:02:01,267 --> 01:02:04,846
I got a nice bed, too.
Wanna try it?
1182
01:02:04,931 --> 01:02:07,715
- You funny, huh?
- I'm not trying to be funny.
1183
01:02:07,805 --> 01:02:10,836
I'm trying to spread
a little holiday cheer,
1184
01:02:10,931 --> 01:02:13,419
get close to you.
1185
01:02:15,929 --> 01:02:18,925
So, what brings you to California
1186
01:02:19,009 --> 01:02:22,093
with this little
half-a-Prince motherfucker?
1187
01:02:22,176 --> 01:02:24,269
You know, I ask myself
that same question.
1188
01:02:24,359 --> 01:02:27,239
What am I doing way out here,
1189
01:02:27,328 --> 01:02:32,447
away from my family
this time of year?
1190
01:02:32,537 --> 01:02:35,404
But it's just hard.
1191
01:02:35,494 --> 01:02:37,899
Shit, just leave.
1192
01:02:37,993 --> 01:02:40,483
You don't understand.
lt's not that easy.
1193
01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:44,401
I mean, he got you
all the way out here
1194
01:02:44,490 --> 01:02:48,078
so he can, you know,
mistreat you,
1195
01:02:48,166 --> 01:02:49,969
do all them things to you--
1196
01:02:50,054 --> 01:02:52,349
you know, I want
to do some things to you
1197
01:02:52,438 --> 01:02:54,343
that, um...
1198
01:02:55,394 --> 01:02:57,882
You sure you don't want
to just, like, lean back?
1199
01:02:57,977 --> 01:03:00,180
What you think?
1200
01:03:03,139 --> 01:03:04,420
No!
1201
01:03:04,517 --> 01:03:05,842
Don't do it!
1202
01:03:05,930 --> 01:03:07,258
You got some condoms?
1203
01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:09,550
Day-Day, get the hell out of here!
1204
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:12,258
You know damn well you got
all the rubbers in your--
1205
01:03:12,347 --> 01:03:15,202
Get the fuck out of here!
1206
01:03:15,288 --> 01:03:17,085
She liked me anyway, didn't you?
1207
01:03:18,210 --> 01:03:19,404
You're a trip.
1208
01:03:19,501 --> 01:03:21,987
You know what? Don't pay
no attention to Day-Day.
1209
01:03:22,082 --> 01:03:24,535
- That boy, he just a fool.
- You know what?
1210
01:03:24,624 --> 01:03:27,574
Let's just go before
Mike comes busting in on us.
1211
01:03:28,582 --> 01:03:32,441
And, Craig, a word of advice--
you should get a lock on this door.
1212
01:03:34,412 --> 01:03:36,451
I ain't never gonna get no pussy.
1213
01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:40,349
What if I tried to get
a lock right now and just--
1214
01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:43,469
All right. God!
1215
01:03:44,563 --> 01:03:47,228
- Come on out of there!
- Pop, what's the matter?
1216
01:03:47,313 --> 01:03:48,595
Who's in the bathroom?
1217
01:03:48,688 --> 01:03:50,479
That eggnog about
to kick back up on me.
1218
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:51,842
You know I got them bad guts.
1219
01:03:51,936 --> 01:03:54,177
Man, Pops gotta boo-boo, come on!
1220
01:03:54,272 --> 01:03:55,895
Don't tell everybody!
1221
01:03:55,979 --> 01:03:57,519
Hey, you know what?
1222
01:03:57,602 --> 01:03:59,972
The lady will let you
use it downstairs, the landlady.
1223
01:04:00,061 --> 01:04:01,089
Miss Pearly.
1224
01:04:01,186 --> 01:04:03,434
Go on down. She'll let you use it.
1225
01:04:03,528 --> 01:04:05,366
Come on out of there, man!
1226
01:04:07,798 --> 01:04:09,254
Honey, where you going?
1227
01:04:09,338 --> 01:04:11,625
I'll be right back. Oh, boy!
1228
01:04:34,656 --> 01:04:36,730
All right!
1229
01:04:37,821 --> 01:04:39,397
All right!
1230
01:04:39,487 --> 01:04:42,518
I'm Craig's daddy--Willie Jones.
1231
01:04:42,612 --> 01:04:45,230
As you know, we're having
a little get-together upstairs,
1232
01:04:45,317 --> 01:04:47,438
and the bathrooms are jammed.
1233
01:04:47,524 --> 01:04:49,228
I like the way you got that lined up.
1234
01:04:49,313 --> 01:04:50,935
Mind if I use yours?
1235
01:04:51,150 --> 01:04:52,425
No. Come on in.
1236
01:04:52,521 --> 01:04:54,744
- Where's it at?
- Down the hall.
1237
01:04:54,837 --> 01:04:56,250
Thank you.
1238
01:05:00,803 --> 01:05:02,625
All right, there we go.
1239
01:05:05,297 --> 01:05:07,917
There we go. About time.
1240
01:05:08,005 --> 01:05:10,328
Oh, just what I needed so bad.
1241
01:05:11,590 --> 01:05:14,452
Yeah, there it is.
1242
01:05:22,157 --> 01:05:23,271
How you doing?
1243
01:05:23,370 --> 01:05:26,033
Show me what you working with.
1244
01:05:26,117 --> 01:05:28,437
- Oh, damn!
- What's wrong with you, fool?
1245
01:05:28,528 --> 01:05:30,235
That's my woman you're dancing with.
1246
01:05:30,325 --> 01:05:32,194
Hey, fool, your woman's
freaking with me!
1247
01:05:32,278 --> 01:05:33,690
I bought them titties!
1248
01:05:33,779 --> 01:05:35,020
What's wrong with you?
1249
01:05:35,281 --> 01:05:36,821
I'll bust a cap right in your fat ass.
1250
01:05:36,904 --> 01:05:38,145
Don't mess up the party, Elroy.
1251
01:05:38,236 --> 01:05:41,152
Dance with me, dance with me.
Come on, dance with me.
1252
01:05:47,015 --> 01:05:48,636
Did you pee on me?
1253
01:05:48,725 --> 01:05:51,836
Wake your bitch-ass up,
Lucky Charms.
1254
01:05:51,931 --> 01:05:54,417
I like my fish wet and squirmy.
1255
01:05:54,511 --> 01:05:57,842
I thought I was dreaming.
You almost drowned me, nigga.
1256
01:05:57,929 --> 01:06:00,379
Oh, you dreaming. This a wet dream.
1257
01:06:00,468 --> 01:06:02,838
Wet dream?
Wait a minute, I'm a pimp!
1258
01:06:02,926 --> 01:06:05,001
You lost your mind? What the hell?!
1259
01:06:05,092 --> 01:06:06,170
Am I in prison?
1260
01:06:06,259 --> 01:06:08,173
Donna! Pimp down!
1261
01:06:11,118 --> 01:06:13,740
You got a lot of balls!
1262
01:06:15,246 --> 01:06:18,941
Pimpin', pimpin', pimpin'!
1263
01:06:23,159 --> 01:06:25,481
You was just gonna take it,
wasn't you? Hmm?
1264
01:06:25,575 --> 01:06:27,529
You thought I was
play-pimping, didn't you?
1265
01:06:27,614 --> 01:06:29,356
Yeah, okay, okay.
1266
01:06:32,952 --> 01:06:34,874
- Could you just let me go?
- Say something.
1267
01:06:34,966 --> 01:06:37,644
I was just playing with you.
1268
01:06:37,726 --> 01:06:39,718
I was playing with you, dawg.
1269
01:06:39,810 --> 01:06:41,352
I was playing, man, okay?
1270
01:06:41,436 --> 01:06:43,720
I'm a nice guy
when you get to know me.
1271
01:06:43,810 --> 01:06:46,676
Shut up! What the hell
you talking about?
1272
01:06:46,766 --> 01:06:49,549
I am a boy!
1273
01:06:49,638 --> 01:06:53,466
You are not in prison
anymore, Damon!
1274
01:06:53,556 --> 01:06:55,379
That's not how we do it!
1275
01:06:57,137 --> 01:07:00,943
Say, noog! This is Pinky, noogah!
Look, I got to go pee-pee!
1276
01:07:01,038 --> 01:07:04,159
Uh, Damon, are you a music lover?
1277
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:06,870
You are? Good. Have you
ever heard of The Nutcracker?
1278
01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:09,196
Oh, shit!
1279
01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:10,864
Have you, huh? Have you heard it?
1280
01:07:10,957 --> 01:07:12,283
Huh? Huh?
1281
01:07:12,373 --> 01:07:14,862
Yes. Yes.
1282
01:07:16,495 --> 01:07:20,073
# Crunching on your balls
in a one-horse open sleigh... #
1283
01:07:24,176 --> 01:07:25,590
Mom, what's the matter?
1284
01:07:25,682 --> 01:07:27,931
Where did your father go?
1285
01:07:28,025 --> 01:07:30,227
He just went downstairs
to use the bathroom
1286
01:07:30,314 --> 01:07:32,222
over at Miss Pearly's, the landlady.
1287
01:07:32,312 --> 01:07:36,685
Oh, Miss Pearly. Hmm...
1288
01:07:36,772 --> 01:07:37,967
Excuse me.
1289
01:07:41,395 --> 01:07:42,591
Mama.
1290
01:07:43,684 --> 01:07:45,390
Oh, shit!
1291
01:07:45,475 --> 01:07:46,638
Hey!
1292
01:07:48,526 --> 01:07:51,662
Should be a law against
people with guts like mine.
1293
01:07:51,755 --> 01:07:54,289
That was a monster--
Why it so dark in here, baby?
1294
01:07:54,378 --> 01:07:56,249
What are you about to do,
pray or something?
1295
01:07:56,339 --> 01:07:58,576
Did your son tell you I said hi?
1296
01:08:00,669 --> 01:08:02,458
No. Pertaining to what?
1297
01:08:02,541 --> 01:08:05,327
Your son Craig
ain't paid his rent this month,
1298
01:08:05,417 --> 01:08:08,534
and I'm about to throw him
out on his ass tomorrow.
1299
01:08:08,625 --> 01:08:11,076
So how much do you
really love your boy?
1300
01:08:11,165 --> 01:08:14,761
Not enough to pay his fucking rent.
I have enough trouble paying my own!
1301
01:08:14,850 --> 01:08:17,693
I'm not talking about rent,
Willie Jones.
1302
01:08:17,781 --> 01:08:19,935
Well, what you talking about,
Miss Pearly?
1303
01:08:20,027 --> 01:08:22,148
I'm talking about these nuts!
1304
01:08:24,527 --> 01:08:26,848
You're gonna give me
some of this dick today!
1305
01:08:26,942 --> 01:08:28,730
I don't even know you, woman!
1306
01:08:28,817 --> 01:08:30,643
I heard they call you
''Sweet-Dick Willie.''
1307
01:08:30,732 --> 01:08:31,927
- Who, me?
- Yeah!
1308
01:08:32,022 --> 01:08:33,764
- You heard that, huh?
- Yeah.
1309
01:08:33,856 --> 01:08:35,811
Yes, baby, I'm a bad mother.
1310
01:08:35,897 --> 01:08:39,405
- Can I have some of it?
- Let me go, woman! Hell, no!
1311
01:08:39,494 --> 01:08:40,615
I don't know you, woman!
1312
01:08:40,713 --> 01:08:42,127
Oh, Sweet-Dick Willie!
1313
01:08:42,220 --> 01:08:44,541
Willie, get your ass off that heifer!
1314
01:08:45,508 --> 01:08:47,999
Daddy, get your ass off that heifer!
1315
01:08:50,884 --> 01:08:52,955
Yeah, pimping!
1316
01:08:55,299 --> 01:08:58,047
That's right.
1317
01:08:58,129 --> 01:09:00,249
Hey, I want everybody back!
1318
01:09:00,337 --> 01:09:02,743
There's gonna be
ball juice everywhere!
1319
01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:04,679
Everybody get back!
1320
01:09:04,769 --> 01:09:06,103
Get back in the house!
1321
01:09:07,741 --> 01:09:10,195
Don't take anybody!
1322
01:09:11,365 --> 01:09:13,069
Y'all get the hell
out of my house!
1323
01:09:13,156 --> 01:09:15,029
My dick wouldn't get hard!
1324
01:09:15,114 --> 01:09:16,904
Whip his ass, Mama!
1325
01:09:16,988 --> 01:09:19,559
Miss Pearly, you ain't right,
trying to give my daddy V.D.
1326
01:09:19,654 --> 01:09:21,643
I'm calling the police on y'all, fool!
1327
01:09:21,737 --> 01:09:23,975
Well, get that lined up,
too, first, bitch!
1328
01:09:24,070 --> 01:09:25,395
Go to hell!
1329
01:09:25,486 --> 01:09:28,574
Player. Player!
1330
01:09:28,661 --> 01:09:29,747
What's going on?
1331
01:09:29,834 --> 01:09:30,918
Ain't nothin', player.
1332
01:09:31,007 --> 01:09:32,970
Thanks for inviting me. I appreciate it.
1333
01:09:33,057 --> 01:09:34,134
Donna, get the car.
1334
01:09:34,222 --> 01:09:35,713
Come on, player.
1335
01:09:35,805 --> 01:09:37,512
Hey, them my vise grips, man!
1336
01:09:37,596 --> 01:09:41,209
Yeah, that's his nuts, too.
You can have them both back!
1337
01:09:41,304 --> 01:09:43,044
Look, I'm just saying, man,
1338
01:09:43,134 --> 01:09:45,126
let him go, and there
won't be no hard feelings.
1339
01:09:45,219 --> 01:09:46,298
No hard feelings?
1340
01:09:46,385 --> 01:09:48,375
Have you ever seen
a rottweiler bite a chihuahua?
1341
01:09:48,469 --> 01:09:49,841
No.
1342
01:09:49,924 --> 01:09:52,497
Me, neither, but it
ain't pretty, I'm sure of it.
1343
01:09:52,592 --> 01:09:54,348
Now you hold on
till I get in the car.
1344
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:58,698
Dude, I'm not about to touch
his nuts or them vise grips.
1345
01:09:58,786 --> 01:10:00,907
- Oh, yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.
1346
01:10:00,995 --> 01:10:03,032
- Yes, you are!
- Bullshit.
1347
01:10:03,118 --> 01:10:05,276
You invited me to this party,
ain't that right?
1348
01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:08,033
That's right. Whatever
y'all do, make it quick.
1349
01:10:08,119 --> 01:10:10,155
I think I'm gonna pass out.
1350
01:10:10,243 --> 01:10:11,320
No, no, no--
1351
01:10:11,409 --> 01:10:14,027
lt's your party, your pliers,
his nuts in your hand.
1352
01:10:14,114 --> 01:10:16,568
That's how it's going.
Donna, get the door.
1353
01:10:16,657 --> 01:10:18,532
I'll get the car door.
1354
01:10:19,798 --> 01:10:22,133
Give me a call
when you get a chance.
1355
01:10:22,227 --> 01:10:24,265
Yeah.
1356
01:10:24,352 --> 01:10:26,225
I'll call you.
1357
01:10:26,309 --> 01:10:28,430
Hold on.
1358
01:10:28,518 --> 01:10:30,886
[SlLENTLY] Call me.
1359
01:10:30,973 --> 01:10:32,087
- Hey!
- What?!
1360
01:10:32,183 --> 01:10:34,090
- Can you hear me now?
- Yeah.
1361
01:10:34,181 --> 01:10:35,758
Get these pliers!
1362
01:10:35,848 --> 01:10:37,305
All right. You ready?
1363
01:10:37,388 --> 01:10:38,669
I'm ready. I'm ready.
1364
01:10:38,765 --> 01:10:40,385
- You ready?
- Oh, I'm ready, player.
1365
01:10:40,471 --> 01:10:42,341
On the count of three--
1366
01:10:42,428 --> 01:10:44,599
- Here we go. One...
- On your balls...
1367
01:10:44,693 --> 01:10:46,113
- Two...
- Grab a handful...
1368
01:10:46,202 --> 01:10:47,949
- Three!
- Go!
1369
01:10:49,127 --> 01:10:50,582
Hey!
1370
01:10:50,667 --> 01:10:54,530
Donna, you can't leave me!
Hey, pimp in distress!
1371
01:10:54,622 --> 01:10:56,661
Bitch, I ain't--hold on!
1372
01:10:56,747 --> 01:10:59,281
How the fuck
you gonna leave me?!
1373
01:10:59,371 --> 01:11:01,527
He gonna fuck the lining
out of Little Prince.
1374
01:11:01,622 --> 01:11:05,316
Code 1 1-32--pimp missing!
1375
01:11:09,549 --> 01:11:10,585
What?
1376
01:11:10,679 --> 01:11:12,182
You see that mother?
1377
01:11:12,273 --> 01:11:14,182
That-that's--
1378
01:11:14,273 --> 01:11:16,939
He the one
broke in the apartment!
1379
01:11:34,573 --> 01:11:35,609
You see him?
1380
01:11:35,704 --> 01:11:37,869
Yeah, he just went
through there on the side.
1381
01:11:46,126 --> 01:11:49,455
- You ready?
- I'm not going in there, man.
1382
01:11:49,544 --> 01:11:52,623
Stop being so scary.
All our stuff might be in there.
1383
01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:55,324
Why you always
got to be a hero, man?
1384
01:11:55,414 --> 01:11:56,612
Take your--go over there.
1385
01:11:56,707 --> 01:11:59,467
I bet something bite you in the ass.
I'm not going.
1386
01:11:59,552 --> 01:12:01,767
No, I don't want
to get bit in the ass.
1387
01:12:01,858 --> 01:12:04,318
Ten more minutes before Christmas.
1388
01:12:04,405 --> 01:12:07,731
Ten more minutes.
That's what I'm talking about.
1389
01:12:07,816 --> 01:12:12,475
Lord have mercy,
I'm tired as a runaway slave.
1390
01:12:12,568 --> 01:12:14,187
Let's see what I got.
1391
01:12:14,270 --> 01:12:16,391
Don't nobody get me nothin', anyway.
1392
01:12:18,355 --> 01:12:20,099
Oh, snap.
1393
01:12:20,190 --> 01:12:22,392
Dada.
I always wanted me a Dada.
1394
01:12:22,477 --> 01:12:24,201
Hell, yeah.
1395
01:12:24,286 --> 01:12:27,129
Extra medium?
Extra medium?
1396
01:12:27,218 --> 01:12:30,249
Hell, got to have something
for the skinny niggas.
1397
01:12:30,343 --> 01:12:33,122
Day-Day, this could be
our last chance.
1398
01:12:33,213 --> 01:12:36,328
You keep your timid ass here.
I'm going to get my shit.
1399
01:12:38,967 --> 01:12:41,530
Yeah, I roll to the club
just like this, baby.
1400
01:12:41,626 --> 01:12:44,824
Santa Claus up here,
grabbing me some wallets,
1401
01:12:44,915 --> 01:12:47,749
cigarette lighters, some car keys.
1402
01:12:47,832 --> 01:12:49,968
Hold it right there, you crack baby!
1403
01:12:50,055 --> 01:12:52,484
Yeah, let's get his ass, Craig!
1404
01:12:53,909 --> 01:12:55,865
Beat him, Craig!
1405
01:12:58,115 --> 01:13:01,195
...break in they house,
hit them with trees!
1406
01:13:06,446 --> 01:13:07,849
Hold him, Day-Day!
1407
01:13:09,652 --> 01:13:10,764
Turn around!
1408
01:13:13,146 --> 01:13:14,747
Ho ho ho, motherfucker!
1409
01:13:17,466 --> 01:13:18,546
Move, Day-Day!
1410
01:13:20,508 --> 01:13:21,706
Damn!
1411
01:13:31,466 --> 01:13:32,925
Damn, Craig! Get his ass!
1412
01:13:33,007 --> 01:13:34,203
Shit!
1413
01:13:38,679 --> 01:13:40,017
Mother!
1414
01:13:40,113 --> 01:13:41,522
Damn it, Craig, get up!
1415
01:13:41,612 --> 01:13:43,247
- Top Flight!
- Get his ass, Day-Day!
1416
01:13:43,334 --> 01:13:44,492
Go!
1417
01:13:51,745 --> 01:13:53,071
Damn!
1418
01:14:03,707 --> 01:14:04,956
Shit!
1419
01:14:06,296 --> 01:14:08,378
I caught you, didn't l?
1420
01:14:08,470 --> 01:14:10,970
Sons of bitches! You don't know
who you're fucking with!
1421
01:14:11,068 --> 01:14:13,546
I'm one of the coldest
niggas in the city!
1422
01:14:13,637 --> 01:14:17,557
Get out of my collard greens
and my mustard greens!
1423
01:14:19,729 --> 01:14:22,125
l'd like to blowed another hole
in one of your asses!
1424
01:14:24,018 --> 01:14:25,629
Dirty sons of bitches!
1425
01:14:34,455 --> 01:14:36,408
Come on out of there!
1426
01:14:38,249 --> 01:14:41,366
Next time, I'm gonna shoot you
in the one that's winking,
1427
01:14:41,455 --> 01:14:42,861
not the one that stink!
1428
01:14:48,407 --> 01:14:49,744
Praise God.
1429
01:14:53,619 --> 01:14:56,426
Yo, dang, man,
what's up with that?!
1430
01:15:11,768 --> 01:15:14,253
I got a calling on y'all's life.
1431
01:15:14,349 --> 01:15:16,302
I'm here to deliver
the word of God, you know?
1432
01:15:16,390 --> 01:15:17,852
Please don't hurt me.
1433
01:15:17,935 --> 01:15:20,025
Beat that ass!
1434
01:15:21,163 --> 01:15:23,162
Get his ass, Craig!
1435
01:15:23,259 --> 01:15:25,328
Wait a minute!
1436
01:15:26,464 --> 01:15:27,706
Go, go, go! Move!
1437
01:15:27,796 --> 01:15:29,869
Get his ass!
1438
01:15:31,501 --> 01:15:32,661
Go, go, go!
1439
01:15:35,749 --> 01:15:37,206
Get out of my house!
1440
01:15:37,293 --> 01:15:39,079
Beat his ass!
1441
01:15:47,607 --> 01:15:49,154
Oh, shit!
1442
01:15:49,238 --> 01:15:51,225
I know you're in there!
1443
01:15:52,276 --> 01:15:53,521
Go, go, go!
1444
01:15:53,612 --> 01:15:56,143
Move, move, move!
1445
01:15:56,231 --> 01:15:59,064
Come on, you two-time haters.
Where you at?
1446
01:15:59,150 --> 01:16:00,346
Y'all know I ain't playin'!
1447
01:16:00,565 --> 01:16:04,854
Come on! Come on!
Respect my gangsta!
1448
01:16:15,093 --> 01:16:16,253
Open the door!
1449
01:16:20,882 --> 01:16:23,665
Fuck, I'll kill y'all.
Take your broke ass home!
1450
01:16:23,755 --> 01:16:26,042
That boy can take a fall!
1451
01:16:30,211 --> 01:16:32,616
Y'all niggas don't know
who you're fucking with!
1452
01:16:38,408 --> 01:16:40,562
I told you I ain't no freak!
1453
01:16:40,656 --> 01:16:43,406
I'll kill one of you young punks!
1454
01:16:46,738 --> 01:16:48,112
Can't catch me, baby.
1455
01:16:48,195 --> 01:16:49,817
Prime time.
1456
01:16:57,652 --> 01:17:00,831
- Damn!
- What the hell?!
1457
01:17:08,843 --> 01:17:10,006
Shit.
1458
01:17:10,094 --> 01:17:12,498
Goddamn it, C.W., what did you hit?!
1459
01:17:12,595 --> 01:17:15,082
Man, I think that was a dog, man.
1460
01:17:16,925 --> 01:17:18,749
I ain't playin' with you, noogah!
1461
01:17:18,843 --> 01:17:21,957
Didn't I tell you I was gonna fire you
if you hit something else?
1462
01:17:22,051 --> 01:17:23,710
Nope, I didn't hear that part, Pinky.
1463
01:17:23,802 --> 01:17:27,402
After you hit that little retarded boy
with the fucked-up walk.
1464
01:17:27,490 --> 01:17:30,611
You're costing me money, C.W.
1465
01:17:32,951 --> 01:17:36,529
He's still breathing. Get your ass
back in the car! Oh, noogah...
1466
01:17:36,618 --> 01:17:38,238
All right, motherfucker, let's go.
1467
01:17:38,324 --> 01:17:40,528
Come on, noogah!
1468
01:17:40,617 --> 01:17:42,938
Get your ass
in the car, come on!
1469
01:17:43,032 --> 01:17:44,654
You done hit Santa Claus!
1470
01:17:49,246 --> 01:17:50,830
That was Pinky's limo.
1471
01:17:50,925 --> 01:17:53,304
Look, he hit Santa ass!
1472
01:17:57,849 --> 01:17:59,755
Got your ass! Turn over!
1473
01:18:00,976 --> 01:18:02,715
D.O.A.
1474
01:18:02,808 --> 01:18:04,677
- Should I tell him or you?
- Let's both tell him.
1475
01:18:04,764 --> 01:18:07,086
You got knocked the fuck out!
1476
01:18:07,179 --> 01:18:08,424
Bitch!
1477
01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:13,126
Got his ass!
1478
01:18:21,498 --> 01:18:23,405
- Yo, Day-Day.
- What's up?
1479
01:18:23,499 --> 01:18:25,570
I'm glad we got
our rent money back, baby.
1480
01:18:25,665 --> 01:18:27,285
What are we gonna do
with that fool?
1481
01:18:27,371 --> 01:18:29,740
I don't know. Po-pos will get
his dumb ass sooner or later.
1482
01:18:29,829 --> 01:18:32,943
Ho ho ho, motherfucker!
1483
01:18:33,039 --> 01:18:34,610
There you have it.
1484
01:18:34,702 --> 01:18:38,031
Another Friday gone.
another problem solved.
1485
01:18:39,377 --> 01:18:41,127
Wejust took oun stuff
back to the panty
1486
01:18:41,219 --> 01:18:44,347
and left Santa Claus on the roof
for the police to get.
1487
01:18:44,438 --> 01:18:49,060
Fan as I know.
he's still up thene talking shit.
1488
01:18:49,145 --> 01:18:52,427
Pimp down!
Pimp missing in action!
1489
01:18:52,518 --> 01:18:53,798
And Money Mike.
1490
01:18:53,893 --> 01:18:55,802
you know. he's still
getting chased by Damon
1491
01:18:55,894 --> 01:18:57,385
all through the 'hood.
1492
01:18:57,476 --> 01:19:00,472
There's a loud party upstairs
that's keeping me up.
1493
01:19:00,557 --> 01:19:02,798
Could you please send a unit?
1494
01:19:02,890 --> 01:19:04,977
Miss Peanly kept on hating on us.
1495
01:19:05,068 --> 01:19:07,868
We didn't even cane.
We kept on partying.
1496
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:10,414
My uncle got drunk
and eventually passed out.
1497
01:19:10,505 --> 01:19:12,161
And look at Pops--
1498
01:19:12,252 --> 01:19:15,499
You know. he showed his ass
till the po-pos came.
1499
01:19:15,586 --> 01:19:19,792
- Open the door! Let's do this!
- Put down the b-b-b-b-barbecue.
1500
01:19:19,876 --> 01:19:21,663
But all they wanted
was some mone weed.
1501
01:19:21,748 --> 01:19:23,029
So we looked them up.
1502
01:19:23,126 --> 01:19:26,868
and I even kept
Day-Day's dumb ass occupied.
1503
01:19:26,956 --> 01:19:28,449
And a German shepherd mix!
1504
01:19:31,641 --> 01:19:34,188
That's till
my moms walked in on him.
1505
01:19:34,277 --> 01:19:37,605
And me. you know how a player do.
1506
01:19:37,693 --> 01:19:39,897
I convinced Donna
to bring her fine ass
1507
01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:41,439
back to the panty.
1508
01:19:41,523 --> 01:19:43,018
got her in my room.
1509
01:19:43,110 --> 01:19:45,228
slid the dresser
in fnont of the door.
1510
01:19:45,315 --> 01:19:47,932
and got myself
an early Christmas present.
1511
01:19:48,024 --> 01:19:50,011
You know!
1512
01:19:55,453 --> 01:19:57,227
I'll beat-box your ass!
1513
01:20:00,227 --> 01:20:05,227
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