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D'oh!
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You sit on me.
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There's a remote in my crack.
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Uh, Problems I Have!
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I could use a slip cover.
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Um, uh, Things Your Sister Would Say!
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No. Uh...
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You haven't replaced me since 1989.
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Things a Couch Would Say!
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Yes!
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Hopefully, we won't be out
too late, Shauna.
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Whatever.
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And just for the night,
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could you lose the tongue ring?
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Whatever.
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Homer, is it too late
to change babysitters?
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Yes.
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So I'll have to stay home.
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I don't think we have to... Homer.
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Yes, Marge?!
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We both have to go
to Drug Awareness Night!
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I guess we have no choice.
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Here's the number
for the poison control center,
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the allergy hotline,
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and, if the kids misbehave,
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Papa John's Pizza.
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Don't worry, Mrs. Simpson.
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We'll take great care of your kids.
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"We"?
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Uh, me and God.
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Okay, then.
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We'll see you soon.
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Want to watch videos
of pythons swallowing stuff?
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Uh, can't we watch something
with kittens?
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Oh, there's kittens in there.
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This is pointless.
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We learned all the new
dangerous drugs last year:
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sprack, zup, borzo, and crystal bam.
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I hear they're mixing bam with zup.
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Interesting.
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Bam and zup.
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This seminar's already paying
for itself.
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Homer Simpson, are you watching football
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through your pants pocket?
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But do you know how much love
is lost between these teams?
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None!
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Turn it off!
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This bag of concentrated death
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is what the kids today call "blizzard."
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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On Skin-ner!
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Superintendent, I-I must protest.
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I'm an educational professional who...
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That's a good boy.
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Take your medicine.
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Oh, let's get out of here.
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I guess we can watch
the PowerPoint presentation
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in bed tonight.
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Oh, that sounds magical.
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Just don't be conspicuous.
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Ooh, it's Lenny.
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Homer, I found my birth mom!
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Her name is Cheryl, and
she wants nothing to do with...
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A wedding expo!
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Marge, there is no way
I'd ever be interested in...
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Is there a girl in that cake?
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No, just cake.
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Oh... that is so sexy.
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After you, Marge.
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Ooh, a wedding expo!
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It's like going
to a thousand weddings at once.
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Sneaking in will be the most
romantic thing we've ever done.
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More than our real wedding?
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A thousand times more.
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I was pregnant,
and you had a fever of 103.
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103.4.
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Aw, you remembered.
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It's so beautiful.
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Oh.
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Even the prenups are gorgeous.
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Your bride will look radiant
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next to these hideous
bridesmaids dresses
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made in colors known to scare seagulls.
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Oh, so beautiful!
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Come back here, you.
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You've got 12 more drugs to test.
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I both see and am God.
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Who will protect me when you die?
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Nothing's gonna happen to...
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Does this house have a mixer?
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We could make face cookies.
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Aw! You're gonna make such a good dad.
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I feel like a walk.
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You want to take a walk?
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I feel glued to my seat
for reasons I don't understand.
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It's all over, sweetheart.
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The curse is broken.
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Grandma will take care of you
from now o...
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Ah!
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Come on!
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Let's see if we can both fit
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in Homer's underwear.
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This is very sobering.
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Why did we think this would be cool?
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What are you kids doing out so late?
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Babysitter party at our house.
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Why don't you come inside
for a mug of cocoa?
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Coco-nut, that is,
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to fill your belly
with much-needed potassium.
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Grins, people.
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Thanks.
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Potassi-yum.
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This was a great idea.
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It's like all the fun of a wedding
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without the boredom of a wedding!
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And who are you two?
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Um, why, we're...
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wedding planners!
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Yes, and we're wondering
about your products.
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For our clients.
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Well, the Toast Master
is an AI-powered microphone
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that guarantees your best man's toast
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will be heartwarming and tasteful,
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no matter how drunk
or passive-aggressive he is.
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Ooh. Give it a try, Homie.
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Oh, I couldn't.
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Pretend one of my sisters
is getting married.
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That hairy-legged ashtray?
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Give me the mic.
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When I heard a guy was marrying Selma,
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- I thought, That poor...
- Genius.
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- must be...
- Fully sighted.
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- and...
- Not marrying her
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to harvest her organs.
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Thank God. The Heffernans.
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Oh, right. That's me.
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D.R. Heffernan.
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- That's "Doctor."
- Right.
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Dr. D.R. Heffernan.
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The keynote speech is in two minutes.
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What's a keynote speech?
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Imagine Dr. Heffernan asking me
what a keynote speech is.
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This way.
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Finally, things are looking up
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for the person I'm pretending to be.
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And the number one
new wedding trend is...
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True love!
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True love! True love!
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Buy our book if we have one.
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I'm starting to think
that's not Dr. Heffernan.
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What a...
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perfect night.
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You wait here while I go...
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Pay the babysitter.
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I'm not paying you!
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Get out of my house!
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- Later.
- And now, my lady, to the boudoir,
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which I believe
is somewhere near the bedroom.
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Have I picked you up yet?
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I can't te... Oh!
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You're so light!
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Ow!
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Perfect end to...
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perfect night!
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Voulez-vous coucher avec...
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- What the?!
- Ow!
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I guess we should stop listening now.
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No one's making you stay.
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Marge, I'm afraid your days
of walking are over.
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Oh, my God!
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For about 36 hours.
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By then, this mild ankle sprain
should be good as new.
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It's my fault.
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Homie wouldn't have dropped me
if I hadn't put on a few pounds.
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Nonsense. It's not your fault
you're married to a...
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this.
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And it was such a good date night.
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Well, now it's a hernia morning.
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See, you've got a tear
in your abdominal wall
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and a section of your intestine
has pushed through.
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Aren't you going to chuckle?
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An inguinal hernia
is no laughing matter.
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"Inguinal."
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Will I need surgery?
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Possibly. But don't be alarmed.
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It's just some scalpel work
around your scrotum.
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A little more.
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Little more.
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Little more...
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No, those are the wipers!
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Oh, you just called OnStar.
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Now, look, you two,
you're not kids anymore.
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Listen to your body.
It'll tell you what to do.
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OnStar operator.
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What is your emergency?
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Every comedian I thought is funny
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is dead.
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Hmm. "Possible side effects
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may include hallucinations..."
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Mm, "irritability,
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inability to fo... cus."
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Blah, blah, blah.
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"Do not mix with alcohol"?
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Fine, I'll drink it separately.
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Boy, get me a beer.
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Huh? What are you doing?
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Helping you get better.
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I was watching Animal Planet,
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and they said,
if it can't reach its own food,
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the hippo dies.
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Why, you little...!
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Bart, honey, your father and I need you
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to be a little more grown-up.
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Can you do that?
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I bet you can.
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You got it, Mom.
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Honey, I signed us up for
physical therapy this afternoon.
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They sound terrific.
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Even booking the appointment,
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they told me, "Great job."
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Absolutely.
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I want to get better.
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I really do.
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I know you do.
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We'll start tomorrow.
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Mwah.
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I would caution
against physical therapy.
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Guys like us don't look good in shorts.
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Oh, why is it never hair growth?
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It's me, your hernia.
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Homer, your doctor told you
to listen to your body.
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And I am telling you,
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just take it easy.
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Are you sure?
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I just promised Marge.
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Take it from your hernia.
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Oh, you've got this, Marge!
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Now, focus on your co-ah.
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I guess I've been neglecting my key-aah.
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Is it this?
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No. All I can say is,
if you have a muscle
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and you know what it does,
then that is not the co-ah.
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Oh, the core.
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Right, that's what I said... co-ah.
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Now, what sports are we
gettin' you ready for, Marge?
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Rollerblading? Uh, Muay Thai?
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No, nothing like that.
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I only have to be in good enough shape
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to take care
of an immobile 240-pound man.
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Ah, so Homer isn't coming, eh?
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You know, I could go to him at work.
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Oh, he's got enough stress at work.
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All right, well,
we'll get you into something.
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Uh, mountain biking? Free bouldering?
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I got it. Marge, we are going
to get you kitesurfing!
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Kitesurfing?
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I could do that with Homie.
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You know what?
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I'm not letting Homer
drag me down this time.
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Yes, I want to learn kitesurfing.
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Kitesurfing's a simple sport.
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All you need is the wind and the waves.
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And a spreader-bar, bindings,
impact vest, chicken loop,
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donkey stick, squirrel clip,
and, of course, parking pass.
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Yeah, ruining people's day at the beach.
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00:11:51,908 --> 00:11:54,878
We are worse than sand
in a hot dog, eh, Lou?
270
00:11:54,911 --> 00:11:56,446
You know there's
a double murder downtown?
271
00:11:56,479 --> 00:11:59,449
Well, now it's a triple,
'cause you just killed my day.
272
00:11:59,481 --> 00:12:00,916
Keep the kite swooping, Marge.
273
00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,953
Follow the timing of my pecs.
274
00:12:02,985 --> 00:12:04,955
Left, right, left, right,
275
00:12:04,988 --> 00:12:06,223
left, left, right...
276
00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:08,257
Ah. Don't look me in the eyes, Marge.
277
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,893
My pecs are down here.
278
00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,228
There you are.
279
00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:13,429
Left, right, left, left, right...
280
00:12:14,264 --> 00:12:17,066
So, Mom is kitesurfing
281
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,469
while Dad is eating three desserts.
282
00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:22,738
Oh, your grandma and I
had our differences,
283
00:12:22,772 --> 00:12:27,076
but we stopped arguing when she
disappeared for three decades.
284
00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:28,278
Oh.
285
00:12:29,111 --> 00:12:30,480
Oh, it's so nice
286
00:12:30,513 --> 00:12:32,482
to get an evening out just with you.
287
00:12:32,514 --> 00:12:34,116
Can I get you a baby chair?
288
00:12:34,149 --> 00:12:35,417
No? You're good?
289
00:12:35,451 --> 00:12:36,920
Homer's-a talking to nobody.
290
00:12:36,952 --> 00:12:39,121
The Cat Lady is eating with cats.
291
00:12:39,154 --> 00:12:41,257
Ralph is in-a the lobster tank?
292
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,260
I'm expensive.
293
00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:45,095
Homer, you're doing great.
294
00:12:45,128 --> 00:12:47,797
Look at those guys...
eating half portions,
295
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,833
trying to stay fit.
296
00:12:49,865 --> 00:12:52,601
They're just setting
themselves up to meet my buddies
297
00:12:52,634 --> 00:12:55,902
Torn ACL and Pinched Nerve.
298
00:12:55,935 --> 00:12:57,403
Now, you, you're smart.
299
00:12:57,436 --> 00:12:59,839
The most strenuous thing you're gonna do
300
00:12:59,872 --> 00:13:02,843
is fart "The Star Spangled Banner."
301
00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:05,045
Mm, that's got a difficult range.
302
00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:06,914
Is there an easier anthem?
303
00:13:06,946 --> 00:13:11,084
Hey, the riskiest thing
we're gonna do is have lasagna.
304
00:13:11,117 --> 00:13:13,020
We just had lasagna.
305
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,254
Have it again!
306
00:13:14,286 --> 00:13:15,888
Nobody's gonna stop you.
307
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,624
I love you.
308
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,395
Who are you?
309
00:13:21,428 --> 00:13:24,064
Cirrhosis. What's it to ya?
310
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,037
Homer, I'm going to the beach.
311
00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:32,539
I packed lunch for two
if you want to come.
312
00:13:32,571 --> 00:13:33,940
Oh, the beach.
313
00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:36,042
Sure. Let's get sunstroke,
314
00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:38,111
a hyperextended tendon,
315
00:13:38,145 --> 00:13:41,882
and wrap it up by getting
decapitated by a Frisbee.
316
00:13:41,915 --> 00:13:43,717
Hard pass.
317
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,886
Sorry, Marge. Hard pass.
318
00:13:45,919 --> 00:13:49,289
It's been so long
since you made a move on me.
319
00:13:49,321 --> 00:13:51,057
Or any move.
320
00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:53,426
Um, how about if I drone you a kiss?
321
00:13:59,332 --> 00:14:00,934
Hurry up, Marge.
322
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,903
We're gonna catch big air all morning,
323
00:14:02,935 --> 00:14:05,906
sleep all afternoon,
then boil a sheep for breakfast.
324
00:14:05,939 --> 00:14:07,940
I'm still on New Zealand time.
325
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,410
Been here 12 years but can't shake it.
326
00:14:10,443 --> 00:14:13,112
Please, Homer, you're my husband.
327
00:14:13,146 --> 00:14:15,314
Get up and live.
328
00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:17,950
Sorry, Marge. I got to go with my gut.
329
00:14:21,954 --> 00:14:25,658
If you don't come after me,
there's a big problem.
330
00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:28,963
The drone doesn't count.
331
00:14:33,646 --> 00:14:37,137
Hey. Can you watch the kids
this afternoon?
332
00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:38,805
Sorry, Marge.
333
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,274
Hernia.
334
00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:42,141
We make quite a team.
335
00:14:42,175 --> 00:14:43,843
Who are you talking to?
336
00:14:43,877 --> 00:14:46,112
Hey, I do not have voices in my head.
337
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,781
They're in my crotch.
338
00:14:47,814 --> 00:14:49,348
Ooh!
339
00:14:49,382 --> 00:14:52,486
Just call my sisters to watch the kids.
340
00:14:55,398 --> 00:14:56,899
Let's drop him in the woods
341
00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:58,903
and see if he can find his way back.
342
00:15:03,572 --> 00:15:05,542
Our parents are drifting apart.
343
00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:08,045
And as much as I don't enjoy doing this,
344
00:15:08,077 --> 00:15:10,713
I need the advice
of the only couple we know
345
00:15:10,746 --> 00:15:12,716
that seems to like each other.
346
00:15:12,749 --> 00:15:14,250
I'm stuck with you.
347
00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:16,753
Relationships are simple, really.
348
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,221
Like, if Shauna's best friend
Tiffany comes on to me,
349
00:15:19,255 --> 00:15:20,957
I make out with Shauna,
350
00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:23,125
but I pretend it's her friend.
351
00:15:23,158 --> 00:15:24,260
Aw.
352
00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:27,564
Tiffany. Oh, yeah.
353
00:15:27,596 --> 00:15:28,966
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
354
00:15:28,999 --> 00:15:31,268
Guys. Guys, guys, guys. Let's focus!
355
00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:32,302
Focus.
356
00:15:32,335 --> 00:15:34,404
Please give me something useful.
357
00:15:34,437 --> 00:15:36,940
Okay. Your parents have just got to find
358
00:15:36,972 --> 00:15:38,942
something they both like doing.
359
00:15:38,975 --> 00:15:40,944
Like, I like laughing at losers.
360
00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:43,746
And I make losers happen.
361
00:15:48,784 --> 00:15:50,754
Common interests!
362
00:15:50,787 --> 00:15:52,022
Of course.
363
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,159
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364
00:15:57,192 --> 00:15:59,929
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365
00:15:59,962 --> 00:16:03,265
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for Division III sports.
366
00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:05,268
Dad, can you drive us down to the beach?
367
00:16:05,301 --> 00:16:08,005
I have a school project on...
sea turtles.
368
00:16:08,038 --> 00:16:10,039
Don't listen to them.
369
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,275
You can see me?!
370
00:16:13,308 --> 00:16:15,478
It's always the babies.
371
00:16:19,982 --> 00:16:22,618
Hey. Where are the turtles?
372
00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:24,855
There are no turtles, Homer.
It's a trick.
373
00:16:24,888 --> 00:16:27,791
These kids are trying to help
you, 'cause they love you.
374
00:16:27,823 --> 00:16:30,740
So there never were turtles?
375
00:16:30,765 --> 00:16:32,161
No turtles!
376
00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:33,630
I'm starting to think
377
00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:36,133
there were no turtles.
378
00:16:36,165 --> 00:16:37,734
Marge.
379
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,637
She looks so beautiful.
380
00:16:40,669 --> 00:16:42,505
I've been such a fool.
381
00:16:42,538 --> 00:16:45,875
And you forgot to get
a parking pass. Heh.
382
00:16:45,908 --> 00:16:47,910
Our work is done, Lou.
383
00:16:49,345 --> 00:16:50,581
Oh...
384
00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:59,322
I'll never let myself go like that!
385
00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:01,358
I'm-a comin', Marge!
386
00:17:02,357 --> 00:17:04,260
Ew! Gross!
387
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:08,231
Homer, you're making me mad.
388
00:17:08,264 --> 00:17:10,833
And if there's one thing
you don't want to aggravate,
389
00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:12,870
it's a hernia!
390
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,176
I'm Marge's husband, Homer.
391
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,010
Homer! Good-o!
392
00:17:21,043 --> 00:17:23,013
Would you like me to rehab you at work?
393
00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:25,414
I could come right to you. Same price.
394
00:17:25,447 --> 00:17:28,685
Maybe. But now I need
your biggest, fastest kite.
395
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:29,919
- The Widdamaka?
- What?
396
00:17:29,953 --> 00:17:31,721
Can you say that without an accent?
397
00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:33,857
- The Widowmaker.
- Oh! That's scary!
398
00:17:33,889 --> 00:17:35,891
- Back to the accent!
- The Widdamaka.
399
00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:37,027
I'll take it!
400
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:39,196
When I got married, I took a vow:
401
00:17:39,228 --> 00:17:40,697
"Something, something, something
402
00:17:40,729 --> 00:17:42,598
till death something."
403
00:17:47,736 --> 00:17:49,438
Homer! Rooster your gimbal!
404
00:17:49,472 --> 00:17:50,740
Rooster your gimbal!
405
00:17:50,773 --> 00:17:52,109
What does that mean?!
406
00:17:52,141 --> 00:17:53,643
Pull the rope!
407
00:17:55,311 --> 00:17:56,813
The other rope.
408
00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:00,883
Homie!
409
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,452
You came for me!
410
00:18:02,485 --> 00:18:04,454
And I'll never leave you.
411
00:18:04,486 --> 00:18:06,723
Except right now when the wind blows me
412
00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:08,291
God knows where....
413
00:18:08,323 --> 00:18:10,760
They're headed for a wind farm!
414
00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:16,233
Whoa...!
415
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,069
Whoa...!
416
00:18:20,136 --> 00:18:22,339
Whoa...!
417
00:18:26,609 --> 00:18:28,978
Well, Mother, looks like we caught
418
00:18:29,012 --> 00:18:30,947
a couple more kiteboarders.
419
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,783
- I'll get the big ladder.
- I'll tell the hospital
420
00:18:33,815 --> 00:18:36,953
their power's gonna be down for a while.
421
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,091
Strong woman, I love you.
422
00:18:41,123 --> 00:18:43,793
And I love you.
423
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:46,929
And never again
will I listen to a doctor.
424
00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:49,099
Wait, that's not the takeaway.
425
00:18:49,131 --> 00:18:51,133
Takeaway? That's a good idea!
426
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:53,270
Yello? Pizza Palace?
427
00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:55,272
Can I get a Henry the Eight-Inch Pizza
428
00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:56,438
with extra meat?
429
00:18:56,472 --> 00:18:58,808
And a side of chocolate cheesy bread?
430
00:18:58,841 --> 00:19:00,010
No such thing.
431
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:01,812
Can you make it anyways?
432
00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:07,060
Chief, I've got to make dinner
for my kids. Could you please
433
00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:10,289
- tell me what this is about?
- Like most physical therapists
434
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:14,260
in America, this man
is actually a Russian spy.
435
00:19:14,285 --> 00:19:16,621
Nigel is a spy?
436
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,382
Dimitri Nigelovonovitch.
437
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,843
Did you ever wonder
why he was so interested
438
00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:22,846
in seeing your husband at work?
439
00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:25,014
I thought it was close to his house.
440
00:19:25,048 --> 00:19:28,184
Didn't you ever ask yourself
how a beach bum like him
441
00:19:28,218 --> 00:19:31,521
could afford a top-of-the-line
2007 Saturn SUV
442
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:33,523
with a full spare tire?
443
00:19:33,556 --> 00:19:35,558
I guess I didn't want to know.
444
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:39,963
Just thank God, thank God your
husband is entrapping him now.
445
00:19:41,231 --> 00:19:44,701
Homer, I just need a few pictures of...
446
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,403
the co-ah.
447
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,370
- The what?
- Goo-ah.
448
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:51,208
- The car?
- Goo-ah.
449
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,210
Like a crow? Caw?
450
00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:55,044
Co-ahr-car?
451
00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:58,080
Damn it. Show me your reactor core.
452
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,116
All units, move in!
453
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:30,490
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