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(whistling sprightly tune)

Starring Andy Griffith...

with Ronny Howard.

Also sfam‘ng Don Knotrs.

Well, lhanks‘ Floyd.

Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on.

There You can‘t let a clienl
in the public eye look lopsided,

Yeah, you’re my best
adverlising, Barney

(chuckles)

Well...

Uh-oh.

Looks like
we mightjust have

an infraction of Rule Eight,
Section B here.

You about done, Floyd?

Done.

All righl.

(jazzy music plays in synch
with Barneys pacing)

No, I'm afraid not.

Jusl two inches
inside the law.

Whose truck is that?

Why, Sam Beckeu‘s,

I saw him go in
the grocery store.

Oh, that strange duck.

I ought to
give him a ticket

just to make him
say something.

Yeah, he's pretty
tight-lipped, all right.

Yeah. Yeah, he's been
livin' up there

at the old Burch place
for six months.

Ain't said word one.

Not to me, anyways.

He ever talk to you?

He cuts his own hair.

He tell you that?

Didn't have to.

I can spot an amateur
head a mile off.

(clears throat)

Uh, here he is.

Hiya, fella,

Hi,

Well, | see you‘re putting
the old groceries

right in the back of
the old truck there.

Uh-huh.

Find out
anything?

Plenty.

He didn‘t seem
to say much,

He didn‘t have to.

Did you notice his eyes?

The way they kind of moved
back and forth... shifty?

They looked
a little loose.

Yeah, this babys
hiding something, Floyd,

In the back
of the tmck?

No!

In here.

Something deep.

Guilt‘s written
all over him.

You know
something, Floyd...

Huh?

This fellovls
a challenge to me.

|'|| open him up.

H... here he
comes again,

Don't look at him-- he'll know
we're talking about him,

What's he doing now?

I don't know. You told
me not to look at him.

Now's as good a time
as any,

Hiya, fella,

Got all your
groceries, Isee.

(chuckles)

Boy, that market
sure is getting crowded

on Wednesday mornings.

I noticed that when
I'd go in to get my greens.

You can't hardly
get near the place,

What they really ought to do
is have sell-service.

(shouting):
Then a person might

be able to get through.

All right, let‘s. uh,
let's keep this traffic moving,

What traffic?

Well, uh... all right.
break it up, Floyd!

What, what do you
mean, break it up?

-Break up what?
-Just break it up!

-We|l.,.
-Go on.

What... what was
that all about?

0h, lwas just trying
to find out something

about that Sam Becker

and get him to talk
a little bit.

Well, maybe he‘s
just a quiet type.

Some folks
don't talk much.

Don‘t it bother you

the way he won‘t
look you in the eye,

the way he‘s
always in a hurry?

The busiest man
in the wand

has five minutes
to pass the time of day.

Oh, lexpect
he's just shy.

Yeah, well,
for my money he's got

all the facial characteristics
of a criminal.

You know, the...
the narrow chin

and the eyes
close together

and slack jaw with
a prominent overbite.

You know who
that sounds like?

Who?

You.

All right, Andy.

All rig ht, make
your little joke,

but just the same, I don't
happen to trust that fellow.

There‘s something
about him

| just don‘t like.

Get that window over there,

will you, Ope?

Right, Paw.

Oh, I hate storms.

They make me so nervous.

Well, listen, tonight‘s
going to be a beaut.

thunder and lightning,
40-mile«an-hour wind.

Better get your nerves
all tucked in.

Paw, do you think lightning
will hit our backyard?

Now, go ahead and
give your Aunt Bee

some worrisome
notions, will you?

I ain't worr'ied.

l was thinkin‘ about puttin'
a penny out there.

A penny hit by Iightnin‘s
worth six cents.

Who told you that?

Nat Pike told me.

0h, Nat Pike is
always telling Opie

the craziest things.

You believe him?

Sure.

AUNT BEE:
Well, I wouldn't put much stock

in what Nat Pike tells you.

Why not?

Well, for one thing

he‘s only
four years old,

He may be young,
but he's been around plenty,

(knocking at door)

Oh, hello, Barney,

Hi, Aunt Bee.

Come in.

Hi, Ope.

Hi, Barney.

Uh. ,. Andy,
can I talk to you private?

I, uh... I got something
I want to show you.

Oh, of course.

Aunt Bee, would you
and Opie excuse us, please?

Of course.
Come along, Opie.

-Hey, Opie.
-Yeah, Paw?

Here‘s a... here's a couple
of pennies for the storm.

What have we
got to lose?

Gee, thanks, Paw.

Okay,

What... what's up.
Barney?

I've been doing a little
research on the Becker case.

The Becker case?

Yeah, now get this—

"Samuel W. Becker,"
number one.

"Occupation: unknown."

He's a farmer.

Is he?

Now, numbertwo—

"nobody in town knows
where he come from,

"nor what he did there

because he never
talks to anybody."

So?

Number three.
and get this--

| cased Ellie's sales
records at the drug store,

"One Mr. Sam Becker

"purchased the following
in large amounts:

"Absorbent cotton,
antiseptics

"vitamins, tranquilizers...

and swab sticks."

Well, I'll admit that
is a lot of drug items

tor one man to buy,

but maybe he's just
laying in a supply.

Boy, you wouldn't notice

a muddy elephant in
the snow, would you?

You trying to tell me

Sam Becker‘s got a dirty
elephant up to his place?

Now, Andy, this is
no kidding matter.

You know what I think?

What?

I think he's got somebody up
there with a bullet in him.

Oh, come on!

All right, Andy.
Just do me one lavor~

take a run up there
with me to look around.

Well, I don't want to go
way up in the country

in the middle of the night,

Well, just to satisfy
your curiosity.

My curiosity?

Come on.

Vlfill it make you happy?

Yeah.

All rig ht, let's
get it over with,

Aunt Bee, I‘ll be back
after a while.

Come on.

Duck!

Now, you got to admit,
that‘s pretty weird,

What‘s he doing
out in that field

in the middle
of the night?

He's discing it.

At night?

Well, a lot of folks
do their work at night.

They're behind
in their planting;

can't stand
the heat of the day,

I'm sure I could think
of a few more reasons

it l was to concentrate
my mind on R.

All right, I'll grant
you point one.

He is planting.
But what‘s he planting?

Hmm, this time of year--
barley, lima beans, maybe.

And/or?

And/or what?

And marijuana...

or some other
illegal crop.

You know, hejust
could be... Hold it!

Well, you saw that
for yourself.

What'll we do?

I got a plan.

Well, thank heavens you're
finally coming to your senses,

Okay, shoot,

All right, first we go
back to town and split up.

Deploy.

You could call it that.

You go make your 11:00 rounds.

I'll go back to the office
and have a cup of coffee.

Oh, boy... all this going on
and I'm supposed to go back

and shake doorknobs on
a bunch of penny ante stores?

Well, I‘m sorry, Barney,
but there‘s nothing in the books

that says it's illegal

for a man tojump off his
tractor and run up to his house.

Let's go.

Now, easy, Otis, easy,
it‘s just noise.

Thunder, thunder is just

a couple of clouds
bumping together.

It can't hurt ya.

It got nothing
to do with you,

Is that all it is?

That‘s all.

Now, you lay down
and go to sleep,

Make you feel good
in the morning,

(phone rings)

Sheriff Taylor,

Well, sure thing, Sam,

I'll get out there
as quick as I can.

Bye.

Hey... hey, hey, Otis,
when Barney comes back,

tell him that I‘ve gone up
to Sam Beckers house.

He's got some kind
of trouble up there.

Okay?

He went up to Sam
Beckers place?

He must be crazy going
up there by himself,

Why didn‘t you
stop him, Otis?

-Well, I...
-For heaven's sakes,

a prisoner has to take
on some responsibilities.

Now, Otis, tell me again
word for word

just what Andy told you,

-We|l, he...
-Think, man, think.

Just that he was up
at Sam Backers.

Uh-huh.
Can you remember

what the man looked like
that brought the message?

-No, because...
—Was he a big fella?

-Wel|... -Did he look
like he come from out of town?

You know, light gray hat,
well-tailored suit?

I just can't
tell you, Barney,

Why can‘t you
people learn

to develop your powers
of observation?

The message came
on the telephone.

Don't toy with me, Otis,

Just don‘t toy with me.

We don't know what
Andy’s walking into.

All right, Sam, all right.
Now-now, just simmer down.

Everything‘s gonna
be just fine.

You ever done
this before, Andy?

Plenty of times,

I've brought plenty of
babies into the wand.

You have?

-Nothing to worry about.
—Nothing to worry about,

Not a thing. Now, now,
if you'lljust show me

-where I can wash up...
-Wash up.

Yes, and, and get
a whole lot

-of boiling water going.
-Boiling water.

That‘s right, and gather
up all the clean towels.

-You'll be fine.
-Clean towels.

-Yes, that's right.
-Wash up...

boiling water,
clean towels.

Oh, doggone that
Doc Winters.

He would have
to be out of town

tonight of all nights,

Why do babies pick
such crazy hours to be born?

Well, I don't know.

I guess theyjust ain't old
enough to have watches yet,

Now, where can I wash up?

Oh, wash up...
oh, that's right.

Uh, clean towels, boiling water,
wash up. Right here.

I don't know what it is, Floyd,
All I know is he's in trouble,

and I need
all the help I can get,

Well couldn't you wait
until morning?

Gee, maybe it'll stop raining,

Floyd, you don't seem to realize

the seriousness
of this situation.

Now, you get dressed, and get
over here as quick as you can.

Well, I've never been in a posse
before, Barney, but.,.

What'll I wear?

Oh, for the love of Pete, Floyd,

Just get here.

If you got a gun, bring it,

Gun?

I haven't got a gun,

but Melba's got
a pretty heavy walking stick

that she uses to prop open
the cellar door with

when she brings up
the preserves.

Listen, Floyd, are you stalling?

Now, look-- you get over here
just as quick as you can

and you stop by
and you get Nate and Clarence

and anybody else you can find,

Now, that's a civic order!

Everything's going
according to schedule, Sam,

I‘m just going
to call my office

and have Barney bring
my Aunt Bee up here.

(clears throat)

(clicking)

Sarah?

Sarah?

Sarah, l—l'm sorry I woke you,

Listen, get me my office,
will you?

(phone ringing)

Sheriff's office,
Deputy Fife speaking.

Andy!

Are you all right?

Barney, listen,
I'm up here at Sam Beckers.

Now, now, listen very carefully
and do exactly what I tell you

and don't get sidetracked,
because this is very important,

I want you to go
and, and, and get..,

It‘s happening,
something's happening!

Something's happening!

(muttering)

Andy! Andy!

(thunder roars)

Otis, they nailed Andy
trying to call me!

It's up to me, now.

Where's my bullet?

Oh, oh, yeah..,

(mutters)

Get it in there.

(thunder claps)

Now, listen.
I've got to get up there,

Now, listen.
If the phone rings,

you answer it, and
you sort of take care

of the listening,
and ifany...

if anybody comes or if there's
any, you know, at the...

0h, here. You've been
around here long enough.

You know what to do.

Now, now don‘t
do that again, Sam,

Oh, y-you going to have
a lot of false alarms.

Best thing for you to do

is just sit doirvn
and rest yourself,

I don't want
to sit down.

But you‘ll
feel better.

You're as tight
as a ten-cent top.

I think I'd feel
a lot better

ifl can just walk
up and down a little.

All right, Sam,
you walk up and down

and I‘ll just have me
a cup of coffee.

All right, thank you.

(chuckling)

(lock rattling)

Barney! What...

Oh, Barney, I've been
in a terrible fix

the last several months.

Why, every time I went in town
to go shopping

I was worried
to death

about Lily all
alone out here.

It's all I had
in my mind.

A-and then you see,

I couldn't leave her
alone for very long

because she couldn‘t hardly do
nothing for herself

and, and I had to keep
the place going.

So I was shopping, marketing,
farming at night.

Did you ever try to put in
a crop in the dark, Barney?

Oh, it's terrible.
You're cold out there.

And you're not sure
where you are.

| double-seeded
one plot there,

and... oh, it's
just dog work. I don't...

Sam, uh, check on
that boiling water.

It could, could happen
any time now.

-Check on the boiling water?
»Yeah.

-Right, Sheriff.
»Yeah.

Well, he don‘t say
much in town,

but he sure talks a lot
around the house, don't he?

(thunder claps)

Say, Andy, i-if it's going
to happen any time now

that doctor ought
to get here.

There ain‘t going
to be a doctor.

Old Doc Winters
is out of town.

It's too far to go
get anybody else,

so I have to do it.

Well, that's
good because..,

Andy!

You...

(whispering):
Andy, you can't deliver a baby,

(whispering):
We got no choice,

And, and don't you
spill it to Sam, either,

because he's got a lot
of confidence in me

and I don't want him
to lose it.

But Andy, you can't
deliver a baby.

I‘ve seen it done
a hundred times.

I‘ve read the book,
and I know what to do.

Andy, pay
attention to me.

Now, think back.

Think back to
the Spring of 1938,

Miss Webster‘s
biology class,

What about it?

You flunked!

Don't you remember?

You was dissecting that
grasshopper and you froze!

Oh, Barney,
for heaven's sakes.

Well, aren't you nervous?

Tell the truth.

Course I'm nervous.

I'm scared to death,

but I honestly
believe I can do it.

If I didn't, I
wouldn‘t even try.

Besides, who else
is there? Sam?

Well, hardly, no...

You?

No!

l‘m it, old buddy,
and I'm going to need

all the encouragement
I can get, too.

Well, all right,
you're the doctor,

But if you're
going to do it

for heaven sakes, let's
at least do it by the book.

Taxi cab drivers do it,
streetcar conductors.

If a full-blown sheriff
can't do it

he ought to hang up
his badge.

Well, here we are—
emergency births.

I've already read that,
Barney, you don’t...

That's all right, now.

It won't hurt for me to check
you out on this.

Now, it says,
"sterilize by boiling."

I-l've done that.

Well, oh, uh, yeah,
I could use

a little
coffee, Andy,

Okay, now, "if
cotton binding tape

isn't available,
tear some sheets..."

I've done that, too.

It says, "boric acid
and cotton balls..."

I've, I've got them.

Sheriff, Sheriff,
it's time, it's time!

It says, "Sheriff, Sheriff,
it's time, it's time..."

It‘s time!

Andy, it's time, it‘s time!

Andy! Andy!
It's time! It's time!

Now, it‘s not time.

Now, both
of you fellas

are just gonna
have to simmer down

and, and take it easy.

You're going to have to
get your minds

on, on something else.

I, I guess the best thing
for us to do is just

talk about something
other than babies.

I can't think of anything
except my wife and the baby.

Well, why don‘t you start
the ball rolling, Barnejfl

I'm, I‘m thinking, I'm thinking.

You... you was in the army,
wasn't you, Barney?

You know darn well l was, Andy.

0h!

(chuckles):
Oh, yeah. ,

Yeah, Sam, I, I did my part in
helping to whip the dreaded Hun.

Oh, I was in Korea.

Well, put her there,
old buddy.

(chuckles):
I was across

the big pond, myself,

The other part of the woitd,
you might say.

I was second in command
of this outfit.

This corporal and me, we was
in charge of over 3,000 books

in the PX library
on Staten Island.

I'd rather not talk about it.

You say you was in Korea?

Yeah, course I didn't
see much action.

Yeah, but there was, uh,
there was this one time

they, they sent a company
of us out on the night patrol,

There was about 200 of us
and, uh, we went down,

behind this little bitty
Korean village.

And it was dark, of course,

and, uh, there was a sniper
started shootin' at us.

And I, uh, I backed into
this alley...

...wind up at the aid station.

They wanted to give me
a Purple Heart.

So I had to tell them
the truth.

Of course you did,

So, I told them
what happened.

I'd backed into
a hen house,

and got spurred
by a rooster.

(baby crying)

Oh, my,

Well, where'd
that come from?

This is Sam's boy,

Come along about Army story
number 17, I believe it was.

Lily all right?

Fine, fine— come through
like a real trooper.

She-she's asleep now.

Andy, you should
have called me.

You know how great
I am at these things.

Oh, I couldn't
spare you--

you was doing too line a job
keeping Sam here occupied.

Here, Sam,
take your boy.

l'll... I'll
break it.

No, you won't.

Just make sure
to keep his head up.

Don‘t let it
fall back.

There you are.

It‘s the baby.

Nice going, Andy.

You sure didn't
freeze up

on this little
grasshopper,

Let's go
outdoors, Barney,

I could use a smoke.

Smells nice after
the rain, don't it?

Yeah.

(from yard):
Psstl

Did you hear that?

Psst!

Over here!

Floyd, what are
you all doing

up here with guns?

Uh... oh, they, they/re
just some boys

from an old posse I was
organizing there for a minute.

A posse?

I'm sorry we‘re late, Barney.

Nate lost the keys to his car,

my missus wouldn't
let me take her stick,

and then on
top of that...

Uh, drop it,
will you, Floyd?

(baby crying)

Sheriff?

Uh, coming, Sam,

Oh, in case you all
are interested

Sam's
a new papa-—

eight pounds
and nine ounces.

(crying continues)

Oh, and, and Floyd,
pass the word around

we got a new citizen
in Mayberry.

Will you hurry,
Sheriff?

I can't get Andy
to stop crying.

Andy?

Yeah.

Get a good rest, Lily,

We'll take care of the young'un,

Can I hold him, Aunt Bee?
Can I, Aunt Bee?

No, you can't.
This is not a football.

But I won't
drop him.

He's a squirmer, Ope.

(chuckles)

(guitar picking)

What's that?

Well, it sounds like
music from outside.

I She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes I

J‘ She'll be coming
around the mountain I

I She'll be coming around
the mountain I

I She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes I

I Well, we'll all have chicken
and dumplings when she comes I

I Yes, we'll have some chicken
and dumplings when she comes I

I Oh, we'll have
chicken and dumplings I

I Yes, we'll have
some chicken and dumplings I

I Oh, we'll have some chicken
and dumplings when she comes I

I She'll be coming around
that mountain when she comes I

I When she comes! I

I She'll be coming
around the mountain I

I When she comes! I

I When she comes! I

I She'll be coming
around the mountain I

I She'll be coming around
the mountain I

I She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes. I

(cheering)

(whistling sprightly tune)