All language subtitles for The.Andy.Griffith.Show.S01E28.iNTERNAL.BDRip.x264-LiBRARiANS-en

(whistling sprightly tune)

Starring Andy Griffith...

with Ronny Howard.

Also sfam‘ng Don Knotrs.

What you looking for?

Some new chation pads.

Huh.

Here's one.

Did you fill up
lhat other book already?

Yeah.

Well, you musl
have been giving oul

a mess of tickets.

Let me see that thing.

No.

What did you do that for?

What?

You put the citation pad
in your hat.

I know.

Well, it’s
just carbons,

Why don't
you file it?

I will later,
when I get the time.

You're not doing
anything righl now.

Is there, uh, something on the
pad you don't want me to see?

No.

Well. lei me
see it, then.

No-- no, Andy,
don't.

Don't, please.

Don‘t. don't touch my hat.

Well, why not?

Well, I, ljusl
don't like

people touching
my hat, that‘s all.

-You don't?
-No, I don't.

I'm like my mother.

She don't like people touching
her hat either.

(laughing)

What's funny?

0h, nothing--
lwas just picturing

you and your mother
setting around the house

with your hats pulled down
over your ears.

Now. Andy, don't you
start in on my mother.

I'm not starting in
on your mother.

lt's just a funny picture—

you and your mother
with your hats.

All right, all right.

All I wanted to do
was see your pad.

All right, you
can see the pad,

but you leave
my mother out of this.

All right, |wi||.

Ah... uh,
let me see this thing.

Everything appears
to be in order.

Uh, well. uh, this..,
this here don't look

like a citation at all.

"Juanita"...

Uh, let me just file that.

No, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

"Juanita Beasley'...

No, l'll file that, Andy.

Wait a minute,
wait, wait.

"Juanita Beasley,
phone 1-4—2-R."

Let mejust file it.

Wait, now.

Juanita Beasley.

Ain't, uh.., ain‘t
she the new waitress

over at the Junction Cafe,

where the truck
drivers stop?

Yeah, th-that‘s
the one.

Is there,
is there something going on

'tween you and Juanita?

Oh, no, no.

It‘s just that, uh...

well, she works
in a place

where a lot of pretty
tough characters stop in,

so I told her

it there was ever
any trouble to“,

to call me.

Oh, she could call you?

Well, uh...

what are you doing
with her phone number?

Well, uh, I call out
there every now and then

and sort of...

"trouble-check."

Trouble-check, huh?

Well, uh, when did
you troubleeheck last?

Yesterday.

You didn't
trouble-check today?

No.

Well, golly!

Let‘s trouble—check.

You can't tell

what kind at trouble
they got out there.

Sarah?

Uh, get me 1-4—2—R,

and put this
right through,

This is
a trouble-check.

Hello, uh,
Miss Beasley?

Uh, this is, uh, Deputy Fife,

(clears throat)

(softly):
Barney.

(louder):
I'm just, uh, making

my regular
trouble-check.

Trouble-check.

(softly):
No, I can't talk right now.

I'm on duty, and the
sheriff's right here.

(louder):
Uh, is there any trouble?

Oh, well, that's...
that's good.

(chuckling)

No trouble
out there now.

S'all quiet.

Yeah.

Well, life ain't all
police work, you know, Andy.

Oh, oh, I know.

| just didn‘t think you knew.

Hello, Andy, Barney.

Oh, howdy, Ben,

-Ben.
—What can I do for you?

Well, uh, lgot
a little business

I want you
to take care of.

Sure thing, Ben, What is it?

I want you to serve
a toreclosure notice

on the Scobees.

A foreclosure
notice?

That's right.

As the mortgagor

I‘m exercising
my legal rights

against the mortgagee,
who's in default

And you want to foreclose
against the Scobees?

Ben, |-|-| can't hardly
believe it.

I ain't asking you
to believe it.

I'm asking you to do it.

Well, Ben, the Scobees
are nice folks.

Well, everybody knows you're
a tair-minded, reasonable man.

Why don't you think it over?

I don‘t want to think it over.

I want to foreclose.

But... but, Ben...

Now, look here
just a minute.

One of the duties
of this office

is to seNe foreclosure
notioes, ain't it?

Well, yeah...

Well, then, foreclose.

Well, Ben, it‘ll... it'll
take me a little while

to get the papers together.

All right.

I'll be back.

Now, there's a man
that’s got everything,

He's not only got
all the money in town,

he's got all
the meanness, too.

Andy, what are them
poor Scobees going to do?

Well, I‘ve heard the
mortgagor's side of it,

I'll just go out there

and see what the mortgagee‘s
got to say for himself.

Howdy, Lester.

0h, hi, Andy.
Come on in the house.

Hey, fixing
a chair, are you?

Yep.

Hey, Mary.

Hello, Sheriff.

Wait a minute-- open that mouth.

Open that mouth.

Lost another tooth,
didn't you?

You keep losing teeth like that,
your mama's going

to have to soak your cornbread
in buttermilk.

I guess.

Opie, he's losing
teeth, too, you know.

I know-- everybody in school
laughs at us,

Well, you let them laugh,
‘cause when you grow up

you're going to be
the prettiest girl in town

with or without teeth.

Mary, honey,

why don't you
go tell your ma

the sheriffs here?

Yes, Paw.

Ask her to bring
some coffee.

Well, Sheriff?

Yeah, they...

they're moving in
on you, huh, Lester?

Yep.

I don‘t know what
the answer is, Sheriff.

Old Ben's kind of set
in his ways, ain't he?

In all the time
we've had this place

I‘ve never
missed a payment,

This is the first time.

Any chance you might
come up with it?

Well, not right away.

I've been going through
a little bad times.

WOMAN:
Here's the coffee.

Come on, let's
have some coffee.

Fine.

I been doing
some odd-jabbing

and Helen‘s been taking
in a little ironing,

but I just couldn‘t seem
to make it this month.

Howdy, Helen.

Hi, Andy.

Sit down, sit down.

Okay.

You’d think
Mr. Weavefd have

a l'ttle
more patience, wouldn't you.

Les has been trying
and this is the first that...

LESTER: Honey, I've told
the sheriff all that.

Daddy, can I
have a cookie?

Sure,
honey.

You better
get your mama

to soak them
a little bit.

You're going to
bruise your gums,

(laughing)

l'll chew it
in the back.

SHERIFF:
Let me, let me see.

Yeah, I guess that“ work.

What's the payment, Lester?

Huh?

What do
you owe Ben?

$52.50.

Did you try over at the mill?

Yeah. I tried the mill

and the furniture
factory, too,

They don't have
anything right now,

They‘ll be
putting people on

pretty soon, though.

What are you going
to do, Sheriff?

You going to have to serve
the paper on us?

Oh, no,
I won't do that right now.

I‘ll go back to town
and have a talk with Ben,

see if we can't work
something out.

First, though,
I want to drink me

a little bit
of this good coffee.

Me and you will
gum us another cookie.

You want to?

(laughing)

$40, $45, $50, $51, $52...

and. .

$52,50—
that's it.

Oh, good.
that's fine.

Now, now, this is just
'tween me and you.

This is our
secret, right?

Mm. Mum's the word.

Well, Ben, got
good news for ya,

What's that?

Well, you won‘t have to go

to all the trouble
of foreclosing.

Lester Scobee just come up
with the payment.

And right there it is— $52.50.

No, sir, Ican‘t take it.

Why not, Ben?

Have a change of heart?

No, I'm just living up
to the letter of the contract.

Huh?

According to
this mortgage contract,

it Scobee misses a payment,
the entire balance talls due.

Now, the balance
on his house is $780,

so that‘s how much he
owes me~ immediate.

Well, you know Lester
ain‘t got that kind of money.

You would n't be
a-wantin' that land

for that warehouse you been
talking about, would you?

Sheriff, I got important
friends in this county,

If you don't serve that paper
right away,

I might turn this jail
into a warehouse!

Barney, what
are you doing?

I'm starting a "Save
the Scobee House" fund,

that's what I'm doing.

That ought to start
the ball rolling.

That's a fine idea.

I got more.

Good , good !

That ain't all.

Oh, Barney, that's
a great idea--

"Save the Scobee House" fund.

And I ain't going
to stop here neither.

I'm going to go
all around town~

the drugstore, the barber shop,
the hotel, everywhere.

We'll get that $780 somehow.

That‘s a great
idea, Barney,

I'll go over to the library

and get a book
on real estate law

and see ifl can figure
some ways to stall old Ben.

I'll see you later.

Go get 'em,
tiger.

Hi, Barney.

Just leave your money
with Andy,

What's he talking about?
What monejfl

Oh, we got
to raise $780.

Oh, my goodness! $780?!

Yeah.

Hey, lgot
a outstanding idea,

You remember the rummage sale
that you had

tor the ladies'
auxiliary?

Why, why, you raised enough

to buy a PA. system
for the school.

It was very successful,

Well, let's have
another one.

We got a lot of stuff
in our garage--

tha-that old refrigerator
with the broken handle.

The Wilsons bought
a new lawnmower.

We can get the old one,
the one you're always borrowing.

Yeah, and-and I can get Herb
Crowleys old porch furniture,

I'll form a rummage committee

-and we’ll march through
the town -Do that.

-and we‘ll pick up every
toaster, every lamp. -Yeah.

every waffie iron,
every vacuum cleaner.

Oh, boy. We-we
could make this

the finest rummage sale
Mayberry's ever seen.

And for a worthy cause.

Now you're rolling, Aunt Bee.

I'll see you later.
I got to go to the library.

What worthy cause?

(door opens)

Andy...

what do you think
you're trying to pull?

Well, how's that, Ben?

| just come
from the Scobees

and you still ain't
served that notice.

Now, you know what the penalty
is for obstructing the law,

Where's that
foreclosure notice?

Why, it's right here, Ben.

Well, why ain't
you served it?

You wouldn't want me
to do anything

to violate the law, would you?

What are you getting at?

Well, according to the law,

before that notice can
be served proper-like,

why, a registration fee

of two dollars
has got to be paid.

And, Ben, you neglected
to pay me that two dollars.

Well, you didn‘t ask me.

Here.

Here‘s your
two dollars.

Now, Iwant
that notice served

and I want them Scobees
off my property

in 24 hours,
you hear?

Oh, and another thing, Sheriff,
I know all about the money

you’re trying to raise
to save the Scobees.

And you‘d like to make
a contribution.

How much should
I put you down for, Ben?

24 hours.

So, you see, what
we’re trying to do

is just stall
long enough

till we can
raise the money.

Well, that‘s mighty nice
of you, Andy,

but I don't think
it'll do any good.

Well, why not?

All we needs
just a l'ttle more time,

Thanks for being
so helpful, Andy.

Well, you might as well

give us that foreclosure
notice now.

Lester, I don‘t want to do that.
Let's wait a while.

Helen, you seen
my glasses around?

Can't read a thing
without my glasses.

What'd you say?

Said I can't read a thing
without my glasses,

HELEN: Well, maybe they/re
in the living room, dear,

LESTER:
I'll take a look.

No, they ain’t in there.

Well, I‘m sure
they‘ll turn up.

But 'til they do

l 'spect Helen‘s going
to be too busy

ironing and
housew'rling

to stop all that
important work

just to read you

a foreclosure
notice.

Huh?

What are you
talking about, Andy?

Let me explain a fine point
of the law to you.

See, it ain't enough
that a notice be delivered,

but the party getting 't
has got to fully understand

every paragraph in it.

And if he don't

that constitutes
a lack of communication.

And, legally, that‘s
just the same

as if the party never got
the notice in the first place.

I don't get you, Andy.

Well, it comes down
to this, Lester.

You lost your glasses

and you can‘t read
that notice

without your glasses.

Helen here is too busy
to read it to you

and your young‘un
is too little

to be able to read
all that legal stuff

and I can't
foreclose.

Well, Andy, you-you
think that'll work?

Lester, I believe
we got her

it she don'tjump,

(laughing)

I'll see ya.

-(humming)
-(door opens)

Oh, hi, Ope.

Hi, Paw, I
brought something,

What you got there?

Well, I got some
mighty valuable stuff

tor the rummage sale,

Well, it's nice of you
to help out.

Well, that's a fine-looking
pair of sunglasses,

but you don‘t have
but one lens.

They work real good...
it you keep this eye shut.

I got to go along with that.

Huh.

I got a, I got a feeling that,
uh, this is a roller skate.

All it needs is
wheels and a strap,

and it'll be
as good as new,

New frame wouldn't
hurt it none, either. Huh.

Opie, this is quite a sacrifice.

It's mighty generous of you,
and I appreciate it.

Like I said, Paw,
this is mighty valuable stuff.

Should bring at least 35 cents,

You know,
it wouldn't surprise me a bit

if it brought at least
40 cents.

Much obliged...
I'll see you.

(cash register dings)

(indistinct conversations)

Now, Bertha,
this toaster's not exactly new,

but it's in
excellent condition.

Now, anytime you want to get
any shade of toast you want to,

just turn that button,

And when you want to take it
out, you just push that down,

I know all about that toaster,
Bee.

Remember, I was the one
who donated it.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

Have you noticed the fine lines
on this garment?

Uh, you know, Bill, this, uh,
this coat ain't local stuff.

No, no, this, uh, this
coat was imported...

from Richmond.

Now, just take a look

at this luxurious lining.

It's the outside of a coat
that counts, you know.

Well, evening.

Oh, evening, Andy.

It sure is
a mighty fine thing

you're doing
for the Scobees.

Well,
we're trying,

Uh, how much is this?

Oh, about
three dollars.

What you suppose it is?

If I knew that,
it‘d cost you five.

Sounds like a bargain,

Yeah.

Yeah, one, one of these
is nice to have.

-| always wanted one.
-Yeah.

(cash register dings)

We're doing
fine, Barney,

Good.

You figure we got
a chance, Andy?

Well, we got
a few runs.

I‘d say we're still
in the ball game,

Yeah.

(door opens)

Uh—oh. Looks like the
opposing team just showed up,

Well, howdy, Ben.

Come by to help the
cause a little, did you?

Sheriff, | just come
from the Scobees.

And you know
something?

Lester Scobee lost
his glasses

and can't read a thing.

Oh, poor, old Lester.

Yeah.

lthought I'd be
neighborly

and help him out,
so, uh...

| read this to him.

Yeah, I read him
every single paragraph,

You might say that l established
communication.

One more trick like that,
Mr. Sheriff,

and you not only
won't have a badge,

you won‘t have a shirt
to pin R on.

Now, I'm going
to be out

at the Scobees
at noon tomorrow.

You better be there
to serve this

and get them off
my property.

Good luck with
your rummage sale.

You know something,
Barney.

When that man's
time comes to go

he ain‘t going to go
like everybody else,

He's just going
to nasty away,

Are you going to show up
at the Scobees tomorrow?

I guess I'll have to.

You know,
I just can't believe

that anybody
could be as mean

as Ben Weaver’s making out.

He’s sure got
me convinced.

Well, maybe hejust don‘t see
how mean he really is.

This is more like it, Andy.

Whatever made you wake
up and do something?

Well, I got to studying
about it, Ben,

and I realized
you was right,

Can't have folks
definin' the rules.

Yes, sir...

we got the piece of paper
that says "get."

That‘s what they
got to do— get!

on, hi, Andy,

All right, Lester,
let's get a move on,

I want the place
vacated right now,

-Right now?
»Yep,

But we ain‘t
ready to move,

No excuses. Let's get
to cutting, n‘ght, Ben?

Right.

Well, couldn't
you at least

let me try and
borrow a trailer?

-Well...
-No.

You know these deadbeats—

you give them an inch,
they'll take your arm,

Andy, what's got into you?
Why are you.,.

I ain‘t got time
for chitchat.

Now, let‘s get some
of this stuff together,

Well, |-| guess maybe
I should pack some dishes or...

Miss Scobee, I'm a patient man,
but ifyou think

I‘m gonna stand around
while you pack them dishes,

why, you got
another thing coming,

Sheriff, | just
don't understand.

You're turning out to be
as bad as Weaver here.

Why, thanks a lot, Scobee.
That's a compliment.

Means I'm doing
myjob good and proper,

protecting Mr. Weaver‘s
rights. Right, Ben?

Well, now,
nothing wrong

with letting Mrs. Scobee
pack a few dishes.

Now, Ben, you turn her loose
in that kitchen by herself

and tore you know it,
she‘ll be taking the spickets

-right off the wall.
-Now, look here, Sheriff.

-You can‘t talk that way
about my wife. -Les, please,

But, honey, they ain't giving
me a chance...

Les, uh, let's get a few of
our things together. Uh...

We could start
with the cupboard.

But, honey...

-Uh,..
-Oh...

Hold it,
Scobee.

That cupboard stays
right where it is.

-What?
-What do you mean, Sheriff?

That was my
grandmother’s cupboard,

and it means a lot to me.

Anything affixed
to real property, which this is,

becomes a part
of that property

and is no longer
personal property,

I reckon Mr. Weaver
can vouch for that.

Well, that's the law, all right,

but, uh,
I figure we can overlook it,

As long as I'm sheriff,
the law will be observed.

I say the cupboard stays.

No, Let her take
her cupboard.

Ben, I'm protecting your
rights. The cupboard stays,

I don‘t care, I say it goes.

(vehemently):
Ben, the cupboard stays,

HELEN (sobbing):
Oh, no, Les.

What are we
going to do?

Where are we
going to go?

You should have thought of that

before you moved into a place
you couldn't afford.

Now, let‘s get some
of this junk together,

Wait a minute.

Just a doggone minute.

Andy, you just can't
turn a family out

into the street.

Ben, Ben... don‘t let
them get to you.

You can't, but I can.

They‘ll be all right.

The county will take care
of the young'un.

Lester, he‘s-he‘s
a clever fellow.

He'll find
some loose boards

and put him up
a shack somewhere.

Is that what‘s
going to happen?

Mm. If it don't get worse,

Worse?

The important thing is

we got to get
this property vacated

and your warehouse
put up in here.

Of course, there's a lot of
places closer to your store,

but that‘s-that's-that‘s
beside the point.

This property is
rightfully yours.

Why don‘t you get the
young'un's toys together?

BEN:
Uh, wait, Andy,

This place is rightfully mine,

but I ain‘t in that much
of a msh.

Too late now, Ben.

The foreclosure's already been
served.

The law must
take its course.

Now, look, lstarted
this foreclosure

and I got the right
to stop 't.

Now, Ben...

And I'm stopping it
right now!

Well...

if that's the way
you want it, Ben.

Thanks.

Thanks a lot, Andy.

Careful, Ben!

(crash)

Ben, you...

you all right?

A person could get killed
in a chair like that.

Where'd you find
that piece of junk?

Says here, "Weavefs
Department Store. "

I'll send you out
a new one in the morning,

Well, let's get going.

Uh, Ben, I, lwas...
I was studying about it,

Uh, why don‘t we stop over
at Lester Scobee's

and pick him up?

Well, I‘d, uh, just as soon
we go without Scobee.

lthought you and Les had
things all patched up.

Well, that don't mean

I got to go fishing
with him.

Oh, come on, he's a pretty
good fisherman.

That ain‘t it.

Well, what is it then?

Well, if you got to know,
I can't spare him.

He‘s too busy
down at the store.

Now, how about that?

Well, how else is he going
to pay off that mortgage?

Now, come on.

Let's go.

Uh, I don‘t, uh,

I don't believe
I'll go with you,

What?

Well, I, I got some work to do
and a few calls to make.

Oh, come on.

No, really. You-you, go,
you go ahead without me,

Well, all right.

After you make your calls,
though,

how, how 'bout taking
that money we collected

and dropping it off at
the school for the library fund?

Yeah, sure will.

Okay. See you,

Right.

Hello, Sarah?

Uh, get me tA-Z-R, will you?

Hello, Juanita?

Bam. Yeah.

(chuckles)

Yeah.

What do you mean, why am I
talking so softly?

I always talk sofily to you,
Juanita.

(softly chuckles)

Oh, you don't want me
to do that now, do you?

Ah..,

(chuckles)

Yeah, I‘m all alone.

Well, all right.

(clears throat)

J' Nita... J'

J' Juanita J'

I Ask thy soul if.., I

Oh, you're funny,
aren‘t you?

Oh, you're real Iunny,

You ought to get a cane and
a cigar and work at carnivals,

(whistling sprightly tune)