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So this is what Captain Slash
plans to use to destroy the city.
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Nightwing.
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You again?
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Slash.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMS]
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When will you learn?
You can't play at my level.
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[YELLING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Man, Slash nailed me again.
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BRUCE:
Nightwing?
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My Internet game character.
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Cool, huh?
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But not as cool as him.
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I bet the real Slash
is one totally awesome--
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MARTY:
Dude!
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Take your Nightwing and give it a rest.
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JOKER [OVER HEADSET]:
Slacker, are you playing video games?
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Well, uh....
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JOKER: Or are you purposely not controlling
these bank-robbers-in-a-box?
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He had them working in rehearsal.
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Whoo!
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Oh, hon, we can still rob the bank
without them.
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I'm not in the mood now.
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Hmm.
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But I am in the mood
to do something else. Ha-ha-ha.
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[SNARLING]
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Oh, Pudding, give him a chance.
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Martin's got lots of ideas.
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Uh, yeah, dude, this one's totally cool.
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A video-game helmet I modified.
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Video game?
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Boys, dinner is served.
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That lets you mentally download money
out of a bank into your own secret account.
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Hmm.
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Mentally download money?
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Now there's a video game worth playing.
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[LAUGHING]
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BRUCE: I know I called you last minute,
but I wanted you to be the first to see this.
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Bruce, we're not here
to watch stupid dog tricks, are we?
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No, because that's not a dog.
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And it's not a trick.
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It's the latest nanobot technology.
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Not only have we been able
to give each tiny robot...
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...its own flight-sustainable motor, but also
the ability to magnetically bond together.
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Their interdependent programming
enable them to form any solid shape.
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And they can even self-replicate.
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Gentlemen, you are witnessing
a leap in technology so great that--
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[RADIO BEEPING]
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Uh, I can't even finish talking about it.
Davis, take over.
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[SNORING]
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Enjoy the afternoon nap, kiddies.
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While those of us
on the cutting edge of technology...
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...explore new ways to rip you off.
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[LAUGHS]
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JOKER:
Let's see if this baby works.
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Accessing account for withdrawal.
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[LAUGHING]
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Ha.
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Transferring cash to secure account.
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No keys, no vaults, no combinations.
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Just mind over moola.
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Look, Ma, no hands.
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And no future.
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[ROBIN GRUNTS]
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Spoilsports.
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[JOKER GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GROANS]
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Captain Slash's lightning insignia?
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Harley, what happened to your hair?
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JOKER [ON COMPUTER]: Why are you
wasting breath on that impostor...
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...when the real McCoy is right here?
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A digital Joker?
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When this thing short-circuited...
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...it must've transmitted
a duplicate Joker into the system.
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Hmm?
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If that's true, then:
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Try and cuff me now, Batsy.
Ha-ha-ha!
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I will.
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You're not leaving this computer.
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Slacker? Slacker.
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Download me. Now!
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Ta!
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At least we've still got the real Joker.
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A digital Joker could be just as dangerous.
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Let's get the original one to the hospital.
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Dude, you've gone cyber.
How totally cool is that?
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My idea of cool is not spending
the rest of my life as a screen saver.
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You're making Marty feel bad.
He'll figure a way out.
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Right, Marty?
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I've heard of something new in town
that might help you.
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But we'll need a diversion to access it.
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Hi-dee-ho, Gotham.
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And welcome to HD Joker TV.
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Let me ask you all.
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Does this high-def
make my hips look big?
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ROBIN:
He's broken into every major system.
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This antivirus program
should flush him out.
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Nice try, Batsy, but that just tickles.
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He must be transmitting himself
from a system I haven't accounted for.
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Like, maybe inside a game system.
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Here, let me.
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Yeah, he's in the game.
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Slacker, how long does it take
to break into that lab?
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Dude, I'm almost in.
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Wayne Tech.
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That's where he's going.
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Joker's been diverting us
from his real plan.
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But he can't carry it out if he's deleted.
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Nightwing?
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You should pick better company,
captain.
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Slacker.
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MARTY:
I'm in.
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[WHIMPERS]
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Huh? Ooh.
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Mm, yeah.
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Ooh.
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I feel like a million bucks.
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[JOKER 2.0 LAUGHING]
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Still behind glass.
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Joker, you're not thinking
outside the box.
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Use your head.
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[LAUGHS]
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That was a no-brainer.
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[LAUGHING]
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[GASPS]
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Oh, look who's arrived
at my coming-out party.
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The party's over, Joker.
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Oh, no, Batsy.
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It's just getting started.
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[LAUGHING]
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I'm guessing the only thing worse
than a digital Joker is a nanobot Joker.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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Medical report. Stat.
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Y-You had a bad accident.
You're a very sick man.
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Flattery won't save you.
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[DOCTOR YELLING]
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Consider me an outpatient.
Ha-ha-ha!
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[JOKER 2.0 LAUGHING]
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Daddy's home.
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Dude, it worked.
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Hate to admit it,
but you finally did something right.
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Sorry, boys, he's off the menu.
For now.
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[GROWLING]
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Don't take it wrong, hon.
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But a boyfriend who is a collection
of itty-bitty robots is kind of weird.
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I'll have you know I'm the greatest version
of Joker there has ever been.
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Joker 2.0.
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More like a bad joke.
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Minus one.
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Ah. I should've known I'd show up.
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Pudding? Real pudding?
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Tapioca.
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I'm not even going to ask
since I'm sure this is one of your snafus.
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[GROWLING]
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[GASPS]
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Am I really that ruggedly handsome?
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Peekaboo. Ha-ha-ha!
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Ugh.
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Ha, ha. I can't stay mad at myself.
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BOTH:
Let's work together.
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Let's get this show on the road.
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Huh? Aah!
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[THUD, GUARD GRUNTS]
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Hey, wait.
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Open the gate, Slacker.
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Deactivating main gate.
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Showoff.
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[ALARM WAILING]
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ROBIN:
The gem depository.
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Gotta be Joker.
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But which one?
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Unh! You gotta help me, brother.
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Gladly.
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I'll forward your mail
to Gotham Prison.
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Attention: Old Joker, version 1.0.
Ha-ha-ha!
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[GRUNTING]
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Mission accomplished.
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But where's Pudding, Pudding?
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Ehh.
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Okay, kiddies. Let's roll.
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JOKER:
Hold it.
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Not without the real, real me.
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[WHISTLING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Eww! Creepy.
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Dude, where did you get
the extra nanobots to do that?
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I made them myself.
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Just one of my tricks.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROANING]
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We have some too.
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That's it, Batsy.
Give him the old shock and awe.
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Turncoat. Ha-ha-ha!
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Lovely night for a drive. Hit the gas!
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[ENGINE REVS]
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Excuse me, Batsy.
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I have some unfinished business
to attend to.
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[GRUNTING]
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Am I getting bigger
or is the Batmobile getting smaller?
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This isn't the Batmobile.
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JOKER 2.0:
Correctomondo.
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It's the new nanobot Batmobile.
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A compact version gets better gas mileage,
don't you think?
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ROBIN:
What made it disintegrate?
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An electromagnetic pulse.
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It can temporarily deactivate the nanites.
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Huh?
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If Nano-Joker can keep multiplying,
how do we stop him?
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We stall until we can bring in
something bigger to match him.
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Alfred, I'm gonna need
an item from the cave.
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License, registration. Joker.
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[GASPS]
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Whoa, cool fake out.
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Uh, whose side are you on?
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Sorry, Pudding, but you gotta admit,
Pudding 2.0 really rocks.
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Gotta go with the upgrade, dude.
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This is going to hurt me more than it is me.
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Joker, put the Joker down.
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[JOKER GRUNTING]
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You can't fool me twice, Batsy.
I've given myself an upgrade.
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[JOKER 2.0 LAUGHING]
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[ALL GRUNT]
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Let me give you the bigger picture.
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With my self-replicating talents...
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...I'll tear Gotham down
and turn it into my own nanobot version.
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Joker City.
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The only thing it will be missing...
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[ALL GRUNT]
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...is you. Ha-ha-ha!
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[JOKER SCREAMS]
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[JOKER 2.0 LAUGHING]
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[JOKER SCREAMING]
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[JOKER SCREAMING]
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Oh, huh?
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When you send for bigger help,
you mean it.
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Good timing, Alfred. I'll take it from here.
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HARLEY:
You big bully.
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You didn't have to destroy
my old Pudding.
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Never delete the master copy, dude.
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On the contrary...
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...if certain master copies
don't keep in line...
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...I may delete them too.
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Do you hear me?
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[ENGINE ROARS]
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Hear this.
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Ha, ha! That's giving him a mouthful.
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Batsy, you in there?
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Come out and play.
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Okay, let's play.
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Uh?
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[GRUNTING]
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Ha.
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[WHIMPERING]
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Looks like I'm going to need some filler.
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[LAUGHING]
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[GROANING]
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Shocking, isn't it?
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[LAUGHING]
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[SCREAMS]
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Yes, it is.
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[GROANS]
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HARLEY:
Oh, Pudding.
265
00:17:41,744 --> 00:17:43,007
Wait for us.
266
00:17:43,179 --> 00:17:46,013
We're with you, uh, again.
267
00:17:46,182 --> 00:17:48,845
I'll get better mileage without traitors.
268
00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:51,647
[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
269
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You're all traitors.
270
00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:01,262
[WHIMPERING]
271
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[ALL GRUNT]
272
00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:12,064
It's a wrap for real Joker and his posse.
273
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,746
[LAUGHING]
274
00:18:25,155 --> 00:18:26,748
He's getting inside the cockpit.
275
00:18:26,923 --> 00:18:30,519
It's all your fault, you game freak.
276
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,921
You're Captain Slash?
277
00:18:38,134 --> 00:18:39,158
Batman...
278
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...if digital Joker was downloaded
into the nanobots from a video game...
279
00:18:43,239 --> 00:18:46,471
...maybe he can be uploaded out
of the nanobots and back into the game.
280
00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:47,667
Brilliant, dude.
281
00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:50,678
But you'll need a stronger
signal than the one on that laptop.
282
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BATMAN:
Transfer the signal to this.
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
285
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[SIGHS]
286
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How did I get back in here?
287
00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:30,377
And who are you?
288
00:19:30,553 --> 00:19:31,646
Nightwing.
289
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[PUNCH, JOKER 2.0 GRUNTS]
290
00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:37,058
And it's game over.
291
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Oh, Pudding.
292
00:19:42,298 --> 00:19:44,995
At least we got our family back
together again...
293
00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:48,161
...and Marty has even more ideas.
294
00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:52,400
I wonder if the Penguin
has these staffing problems.
295
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[SIREN WAILING]
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[ENGLISH SDH]
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