Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:01,990
I don't know why...
2
00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:04,830
...but this painting
always makes me laugh.
3
00:00:05,004 --> 00:00:09,839
Punch, Judy, wrap it up.
It will look nice in the bathroom.
4
00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:11,306
BATGIRL:
Bathroom?
5
00:00:13,746 --> 00:00:15,441
[METAL CLICKS]
6
00:00:17,216 --> 00:00:21,516
I consider the bathroom
more of a library than art gallery.
7
00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:22,677
[GROANS]
8
00:00:22,855 --> 00:00:24,379
Judy!
9
00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:29,458
[GRUNTS AND PANTS]
10
00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:31,597
[GROWLS]
11
00:00:31,764 --> 00:00:36,258
Someone should frame that move
because it was a masterpiece.
12
00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:37,767
The kids are here.
13
00:00:38,237 --> 00:00:40,205
But where's the den mother?
14
00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:41,931
[CLASHING]
15
00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:44,201
Hey! Huh!
16
00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,403
Have you seen my latest piece?
17
00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,604
It's called Bat Bits on Canvas.
18
00:00:48,781 --> 00:00:49,839
[JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
19
00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:04,419
[BOTH GASP]
[BUILDING RUMBLES]
20
00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:06,080
[GRUNTS]
21
00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,284
[BEEPING]
22
00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:09,951
JOKER:
Oops, gotta run.
23
00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:13,189
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
24
00:02:15,968 --> 00:02:18,129
Don't look at me like that.
I'm going to be late.
25
00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:21,137
[BLASTS]
26
00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:26,111
[JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
27
00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:35,485
[MAN ON RADIO
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
28
00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:39,751
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
29
00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,726
Looks like Joker's gonna need
some new goons.
30
00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:47,097
See if you two can pick up his trail.
I'll join you shortly.
31
00:02:47,266 --> 00:02:48,392
Where are you going?
32
00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:51,661
I have to deal
with a whole other kind of craziness.
33
00:02:52,371 --> 00:02:55,238
[GRAPPLING GUN SHOTS]
34
00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,746
Hurry, hurry. Can't miss it.
35
00:03:07,119 --> 00:03:08,108
Yes!
36
00:03:08,287 --> 00:03:10,585
MALE ANNOUNCER [ON TV] :
Here's Harley!
37
00:03:10,756 --> 00:03:14,920
[AUDIENCE ON TV
CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
38
00:03:15,928 --> 00:03:18,021
[KISS]
Hiya, folks.
39
00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:23,191
Time for an hour of love and laughter
with me, Dr. Harlene Quinzelle.
40
00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:28,306
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
41
00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:30,499
With Valentine's Day
right around the corner...
42
00:03:30,676 --> 00:03:32,644
...Harley's here with helpful advice.
43
00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:33,801
[PHONE BUTTON BEEPS]
44
00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:36,039
-Talk to me.
-Hi, Harley.
45
00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:38,115
Uh, there's this girl I like--
46
00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:41,811
Three words Romeo,
flowers, flowers, flowers.
47
00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:45,651
And never take no for an answer.
Have a good one, pudding.
48
00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,014
[PHONE BUTTON BEEPS]
49
00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:48,820
What's your query, dearie?
50
00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:51,520
Dr. Quinzelle, last week,
you told a girl named Monica...
51
00:03:51,697 --> 00:03:54,564
...to ignore her parents ' wishes
and go out with a guy named Stan?
52
00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:59,103
I remember.
Two sweet, crazy kids in love.
53
00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:02,400
I'm Monica 's mother.
Where do you come off telling her--?
54
00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:06,568
Uh, sorry, folks. Just some nutcase.
55
00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,237
I told you to screen those calls.
56
00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,178
We'll be right back.
57
00:04:11,350 --> 00:04:13,045
Think loving thoughts.
58
00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:15,346
[AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING]
59
00:04:16,455 --> 00:04:20,619
Pop psychology at its worst.
That girl's theories are unfounded.
60
00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:25,355
Her professional manner's a joke.
And her training, if any, is shoddy at best.
61
00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:27,726
I love this show!
62
00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,994
The girl's more screw-loose than me.
63
00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:39,339
Oh, Jimmy Herbert, network bigwig.
What brings you to the set today?
64
00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:42,276
Let me guess,
in search of fashion advice?
65
00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:45,440
Speaking of advice,
what kind are you giving these people?
66
00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:48,520
Are you questioning me?
67
00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:53,921
Everyone who has an online degree
in psychology, please raise your hand.
68
00:04:54,393 --> 00:04:55,655
Oh, okay.
69
00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:59,286
Then how about we let the professionals
do their job, all right, hon?
70
00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:03,060
This show is supposed to help people.
You've turned it into a circus.
71
00:05:03,235 --> 00:05:06,261
I know. And you wanna talk circus.
72
00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,964
Wait till you see
my Valentine's Day special.
73
00:05:09,141 --> 00:05:13,009
Look, there won't be
a Valentine's Day special if you keep this--
74
00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:16,945
Oopsies, gotta get back. Latersville.
75
00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:20,415
Welcome back.
I've got a real treat for you.
76
00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:23,612
HARLEY:
An exclusive, very intimate one-on-one...
77
00:05:23,789 --> 00:05:29,022
...with Gotham's most elusive bachelor,
Bruce Wayne.
78
00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:31,390
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
79
00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,055
Mmm. What's cooking, good-looking?
80
00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:35,564
Well, Dr. Quinzelle....
81
00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:36,997
[HARLEY GIGLES]
[BRUCE GRUNTS]
82
00:05:37,169 --> 00:05:39,501
Call me Harley. Everyone does.
83
00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:40,661
Okay, Harley.
84
00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,705
I'd like to talk about
the Wayne Foundation's...
85
00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,536
...charity drive for crime victims.
86
00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:50,273
Oh, civic-minded too.
But let's talk about your love life.
87
00:05:50,449 --> 00:05:53,885
Now, Harley, you promised I'd have
a chance to promote the charity drive.
88
00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:57,147
[HARLEY SNORING]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
89
00:05:57,323 --> 00:06:00,417
We want the juice, Bruce.
90
00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:04,193
This is your secret life, Bruce Wayne.
91
00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:07,992
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
92
00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:11,034
[ALARM WAILING]
93
00:06:11,203 --> 00:06:13,467
[ROBIN GRUNTS]
[MAN PANTS]
94
00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:15,004
-Uh-oh.
-Bruce?
95
00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:16,805
Oh, yeah.
96
00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:19,638
You remember Kiki, don 't you, Brucie?
97
00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:21,643
[AUDIENCE MUMBLES]
98
00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:23,145
Oh....
99
00:06:23,315 --> 00:06:26,978
Well, she remembers you.
And she's dishing the dirt.
100
00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,018
[AUDIENCE TEASING AND LAUGHING]
101
00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:30,655
[BRUCE CHUCKLES]
102
00:06:31,123 --> 00:06:33,182
BATGIRL: He's faced some
pretty nasty sneak attacks.
103
00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:34,818
But nothing like this.
104
00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:36,456
We have to save him.
105
00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:39,462
It's too late, Robin.
There's nothing we can do.
106
00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,827
So we're having a nice dinner,
and suddenly he's all:
107
00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:43,901
"l have to see
to some important business."
108
00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,164
Out Bruce Wayne runs,
leaving me to pay the check.
109
00:06:47,339 --> 00:06:50,069
[AUDIENCE BOOING]
[KIKI CRYING]
110
00:06:50,242 --> 00:06:53,473
Oh, terrible. Just terrible.
111
00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:55,204
[JOKER LAUGHING]
112
00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:58,680
About time someone stuck it
to that rich oaf.
113
00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:01,445
How about we take some calls now?
114
00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:04,919
[DIALLING THEN PHONE RINGS]
115
00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,651
Hi, hi.
You're on Heart to Heart With Harley.
116
00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:11,263
Evening, Harley. Mr. J. here.
Frequent watcher, frequent caller.
117
00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:12,863
Great show tonight.
118
00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:17,162
Mr. J., my favorite caller.
Nice to hear from you again.
119
00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:18,496
Well, I just wanted to say...
120
00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:21,367
...men like Bruce Wayne
deserve to be baked into a giant pie...
121
00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,872
...and then launched
into the side of a building.
122
00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:26,011
Figuratively speaking, of course.
123
00:07:26,178 --> 00:07:29,011
[HARLEY GIGGLING]
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
124
00:07:29,181 --> 00:07:33,277
Gotta say, your mind works
in interesting ways, Mr. J.
125
00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:35,352
I've had enough of this. I'm out of here.
126
00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:37,284
Uh-oh. Hey!
127
00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:41,192
Hold your horses, Brucie.
We're not done yet.
128
00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,590
Oh, yes, you are.
I'm sorry, Mr. Wayne.
129
00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,732
Neither this woman nor this show
will ever trouble you again.
130
00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:49,367
You're no psychologist, you're a joke.
131
00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:50,968
-But--
- You 're off the air.
132
00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,570
Wha--? No--!
133
00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:54,000
[ST ATIC HISSES]
134
00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:56,436
[TEST TONE PLAYING]
135
00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:57,803
Oh, the poor kid.
136
00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:01,140
Yanked in mid-show.
She'll be an emotional wreck.
137
00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:07,751
Someone should take advantage of that.
138
00:08:16,428 --> 00:08:17,895
Face it, Harley.
139
00:08:18,063 --> 00:08:22,261
No one's ever gonna take you
seriously as a psychologist.
140
00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:26,564
They just can't see
past my playful exterior.
141
00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:29,597
Story of my life.
142
00:08:30,075 --> 00:08:31,906
[DOOR BELL RINGING]
143
00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:35,402
Hello?
144
00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:36,946
JOKER:
Dr. Quinzelle?
145
00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:40,142
Forgive the intrusion,
but I just had to meet you.
146
00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:43,686
I'm your number one fan.
147
00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,355
[DOOR CLICKS]
148
00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:53,526
I'm Mr. J.
149
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,497
Huh?
150
00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:05,675
JOKER: Must admit, I'm surprised
that you wanted to hang out.
151
00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:11,078
Most ladies
would find my lifestyle eccentric.
152
00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,947
Oh, I may act goofy on TV,
but I'm still a doctor.
153
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,520
Extreme personalities intrigue me.
154
00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:22,218
And an extreme personality like yours might
be the ticket to getting back my old show.
155
00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:25,124
And maybe finally some respect.
156
00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:26,957
Oh.
157
00:09:27,132 --> 00:09:30,533
So you're stringing old Mr. J. along
just to write some tell-all book?
158
00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:34,571
I'll split the profits with you 50-50.
159
00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:36,672
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
160
00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,969
You've got moxie.
161
00:09:39,144 --> 00:09:41,840
I feed moxie to the hyenas.
162
00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:43,504
[WHISTLES]
163
00:09:43,682 --> 00:09:45,980
[HYENAS YELP]
164
00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,354
[GROWLING]
165
00:09:50,522 --> 00:09:52,752
[GASPS]
166
00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,222
Sit!
167
00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:57,191
[HYENAS WIMPER]
168
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,856
You're good.
169
00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:02,933
Now, what do you say we sit down
and, you know...
170
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,832
...have a heart to heart with Harley?
171
00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,629
Hmm.
172
00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:13,409
Oh, where do I begin?
173
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:20,714
I guess for as long as I remember,
I always wanted to make people laugh.
174
00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:22,319
I see.
175
00:10:28,193 --> 00:10:31,560
The neighbors say they saw the doctor
leave freely with Mr. J.
176
00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,425
Wonder what he could want with her.
177
00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:36,067
He saw a vulnerable person
he could manipulate.
178
00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,635
Someone good for a few laughs
until he got bored.
179
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,238
And join us again next week
when Batman analyzes...
180
00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:44,069
...the Freudian implications
of Penguin's umbrella.
181
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:48,075
[HARLEY CRYING]
182
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:52,842
It's bad enough the network said
I wasn't a real psychologist.
183
00:10:53,018 --> 00:10:55,179
They said I was a joke.
184
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,219
I happen to like jokes.
185
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:05,796
Besides, there are worse names.
I know, I've been called them.
186
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:10,265
Guess we have a few things
in common, huh?
187
00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:16,169
You know what two sad sacks
like us need?
188
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,276
A night on the town.
189
00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:22,005
I don't know.
That seems awfully unprofessional.
190
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,344
-Consider it research for your book.
-But what if--?
191
00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:29,544
You're seen associating
with a certified criminal whack-job?
192
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,781
A costume.
193
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:35,017
That way no one will know it's you.
194
00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,324
Ha-ha!
195
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:56,548
JOKER:
Harlene Quinzelle becomes Harley Quinn.
196
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,778
[WHISTLES THEN PANTS]
197
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,156
[JOKER SINGING
"SETTING THE WOODS ON FIRE"]
198
00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:05,480
[BOTH SINGING]
199
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:14,617
[JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
200
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:15,919
No riders.
201
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,323
[TIRES SCREECHING]
202
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,826
Oh!
203
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,831
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
204
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,561
[HARLEY SCREAMS]
205
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,909
[CRASHING]
206
00:13:32,744 --> 00:13:36,077
[JOKER LAUGHING MANICALLY]
[HARLEY SCREAMING]
207
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,715
Huh? What was that?
208
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:39,817
Hi, folks. Don't mind us.
209
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,646
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
210
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,782
Some fun, eh, kid?
211
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,789
Has anyone ever survived
a night out with you?
212
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,654
There's a first time for everything.
213
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,957
Leave him alone!
214
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,430
[SCREAMING]
215
00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:00,902
BATMAN:
Dr. Quinzelle?
216
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,076
Call me Harley Quinn.
217
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,268
What are you doing?
218
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,276
BATMAN: Joker's a psychopath.
-Huh?
219
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:11,848
Better than what you are.
A third wheel!
220
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,980
[HARLEY GRUNTS]
221
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:16,451
Hold this for me, will you? Thanks.
222
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,351
[BOTH GASP]
223
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,082
Here's our floor.
224
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:21,781
[HARLEY SCREAMS]
225
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,620
[HARLEY YELLING]
226
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:28,789
Fear not. Salvation is at hand.
227
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:32,266
[HARLEY SCREAMING LOUDLY]
228
00:14:32,437 --> 00:14:37,773
A little trick I borrowed from Penguin.
Remind me to send him a fish.
229
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:40,133
[EXPLODING]
230
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:44,646
[JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
231
00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:47,148
[BOTH GASPING]
232
00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:55,918
Authorities are at a loss to explain...
233
00:14:56,094 --> 00:14:58,654
...how the diamond was stolen
from the high-security vault.
234
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,957
And a police investigation is underway.
235
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,727
FEMALE REPORTER: In other news,
there is still no official word...
236
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:06,996
...on the bizarre transformation
of Dr. Harlene Quinzelle.
237
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,264
Huh?
238
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,069
According to eyewitness accounts,
the doctor has been sporting a new look...
239
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,304
... while keeping time
with Gotham 's most wanted wacko.
240
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:19,177
Noted TV psychologist Elliot Blaine
offered this observation.
241
00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:23,182
It's no surprise
that Dr. Quinzelle jumped the track.
242
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:27,917
She was a sad, needy person
who tried to fill the void in her own soul...
243
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:31,995
...by dispensing superficial
relationship advice to others.
244
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,153
What?
245
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:38,770
I'll have a full profile of Dr. Quinzelle
tonight on my primetime special.
246
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:41,872
[GROANING]
247
00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:45,836
Ah, you big phony.
248
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:49,538
That was supposed to be
my Valentine's special.
249
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,012
[CRACKS]
250
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,151
JOKER:
Happy Valentine's Day, kid.
251
00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:54,945
I brought you something.
252
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,178
What?
253
00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:04,625
Pretty.
254
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:05,820
Oh....
255
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:09,058
I wanted to give you a present
for all the fun we've been having.
256
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,668
What is it that you want?
257
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:16,206
Ah, that's what I want.
To get even with those jerks.
258
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,640
I was trying to help people
and now I'm the bad guy?
259
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,405
More of an accomplice, actually.
260
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,814
[HARLEY GROANING]
261
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:28,976
They should all suffer.
262
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,989
Sounds like a hoot.
263
00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:38,919
What we have with Harlene Quinzelle
is a textbook case of a woman...
264
00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:43,761
...deluded by a fantasy image of herself
as a healer and caregiver.
265
00:16:43,935 --> 00:16:47,302
HARLEY: Hey, doc.
I got a text bookcase for you.
266
00:16:47,472 --> 00:16:49,872
[GASPS]
[BOOKCASE CRASHING]
267
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,670
[GRUNTING]
268
00:16:55,547 --> 00:17:02,111
Hi, hi, Gotham.
Harley's back for a special farewell show.
269
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,081
[CLICKS THEN HARLEY GRUNTS]
270
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,727
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]
271
00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:14,527
[GROWLING]
272
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,965
[SCREAMING]
273
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:19,603
JOKER:
Woo-hoo.
274
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:26,034
Keep your seats, people.
The little lady's just warming up.
275
00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:29,209
Oh, that's right, pudding.
276
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,206
I'm going to set the record straight.
277
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:37,879
Then finish my broadcasting career
with a big bang!
278
00:17:38,523 --> 00:17:39,547
Let's go.
279
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,387
What? We can't wait for the commercial?
280
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:49,958
So you didn't like my show?
281
00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:52,731
Well, try this one.
282
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:53,928
[WHISTLES]
283
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,432
[GROWLING]
284
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:59,771
When Animals Attack People I Hate!
285
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:01,606
It's a comedy.
286
00:18:02,447 --> 00:18:04,278
[HYENAS LAUGHING]
287
00:18:04,449 --> 00:18:06,781
[BATGIRL GRUNTING]
288
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,146
You're cancelled. Again.
289
00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:14,147
[GROWLING]
290
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:18,293
[GUN CLICKS THEN SPILLS]
291
00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:20,363
[SIZZLES THEN SNAPS]
292
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,467
Huh?
[RUMBLES]
293
00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:27,032
Oh, thanks, sweetie.
294
00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:30,663
Now, drag her outside
and Joker-gas her or something.
295
00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:33,037
You, ordering me around?
296
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,070
Don't go too far.
297
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:38,045
I've indulged you
only because it amused me.
298
00:18:38,483 --> 00:18:40,007
Yes, sir.
299
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,110
[LAUGHS]
300
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,280
You little imp.
I can never stay mad at you.
301
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:50,717
[GIGGLES]
302
00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:52,626
Uh-oh.
303
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:57,300
[BOTH GRUNT]
304
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:00,960
[GROWLS]
305
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:03,605
Don't move.
306
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:04,833
Very funny.
307
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,638
[GRUNTING]
308
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,078
You bats won't pull the plug
on my special.
309
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,810
[SCREAMING]
310
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,684
What have you done?
311
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:23,891
They sent me down in flames.
So I'm returning the favor.
312
00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,257
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
313
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:30,791
There are three more bombs
planted around this building.
314
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:35,303
Once they go, all Gotham Broadcasting
comes tumbling down.
315
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:37,339
Show the man, Harley.
316
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,500
Ha!
317
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,078
Not gonna happen.
318
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,874
[GRUNTS]
319
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,744
[BOMB CLICKS]
320
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:51,913
[SCREAMS THEN BOMB EXPLODES]
321
00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:55,717
I'm okay. Help the audience.
322
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,384
[SCREAMING]
323
00:19:57,562 --> 00:19:59,962
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]
324
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,869
[ROBIN GRUNTS]
325
00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:08,599
This way, people.
326
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:13,842
Time to make tracks, boys.
327
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,572
[WHISTLES]
[HYENAS WHIMPER]
328
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,721
So long, little Harley Quinn.
It's been fun.
329
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,823
[METAL CREAKING]
330
00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:29,793
[JOKER LAUGHING]
331
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:41,562
[RUMBLES]
332
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:46,472
[SIREN WAILING]
333
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,937
The Joker doesn't care about anyone
but himself.
334
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:52,413
He never has and he never will.
335
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:56,543
You'd think
a psychologist would know better.
336
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:08,230
[SPLURTS]
Huh?
337
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,096
Huh?
338
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,999
[LAUGHING]
339
00:21:24,749 --> 00:21:28,742
[JOKER AND HARLEY LAUGHING]
340
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,277
[ENGLISH SDH]
341
00:22:03,327 --> 00:22:07,877
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
24282
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof