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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,553 --> 00:00:07,428 [scattered applause] 2 00:00:09,178 --> 00:00:11,679 - [man] Here you go. - [Eliza] Thanks. 3 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:14,887 [person coughing] 4 00:00:15,595 --> 00:00:18,261 [clears throat] 5 00:00:18,345 --> 00:00:21,512 "When we came here for the first time in our lives, 6 00:00:21,595 --> 00:00:23,720 stood among people who seem to understand, 7 00:00:23,804 --> 00:00:27,303 the sense of belonging was tremendously exciting. 8 00:00:27,387 --> 00:00:29,261 We thought the ice--"-- 9 00:00:29,345 --> 00:00:33,553 "isolation problem"... 10 00:00:33,637 --> 00:00:36,428 ..."had been solved." [sniffles] 11 00:00:36,512 --> 00:00:39,970 "But as soon"... [clears throat, sniffles] 12 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:42,804 [voice cracking] "We still"... 13 00:00:42,887 --> 00:00:44,970 [Eliza] What am I doing here? 14 00:00:45,053 --> 00:00:47,553 Stupid fucking Overeaters Anonymous. 15 00:00:47,637 --> 00:00:49,512 [breathing heavily] Why can't I read? 16 00:00:49,595 --> 00:00:52,220 My voice sounds strange. It's like it's not even mine. 17 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:54,387 ..."listened to someone"... 18 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:56,095 What am I doing here in this stupid meeting, 19 00:00:56,178 --> 00:00:58,303 and why am I scared to talk? 20 00:00:58,387 --> 00:01:00,095 I shouldn't be scared of these people. 21 00:01:00,178 --> 00:01:02,595 Oh, just breathe, Eliza. 22 00:01:02,679 --> 00:01:05,178 Shit. What's wrong with me? 23 00:01:05,261 --> 00:01:07,303 It's time to talk now. 24 00:01:07,387 --> 00:01:09,637 ♪ foreboding music rushes, stops abruptly ♪ 25 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,762 [exhales] 26 00:01:11,845 --> 00:01:13,887 This passage is my favorite. 27 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:16,303 It reminds me to put the program first. 28 00:01:16,387 --> 00:01:18,053 [breathes shakily] 29 00:01:18,136 --> 00:01:20,553 ♪ jazzy music ♪ 30 00:01:20,637 --> 00:01:23,470 [Bridge] We can't just sit here in silence. 31 00:01:23,553 --> 00:01:25,011 We're not leaving here till you talk about it. 32 00:01:25,095 --> 00:01:26,970 [Eliza] I don't wanna talk about it. 33 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:28,720 [Bridge] I'll order another pizza. 34 00:01:28,804 --> 00:01:30,470 Just talk to me. What's up? 35 00:01:30,553 --> 00:01:32,470 - [swallows] - Lize, we're not leaving 36 00:01:32,553 --> 00:01:34,387 until you tell me what's going on. 37 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:36,512 I had a panic attack, okay? 38 00:01:36,595 --> 00:01:39,178 - In the middle of the meeting? - Yes. 39 00:01:39,261 --> 00:01:41,220 Why? It's supposed to be a safe space. 40 00:01:41,303 --> 00:01:43,261 Yeah, it's weird. I haven't had one 41 00:01:43,345 --> 00:01:46,178 since my dad sent me to NASA Space Camp. 42 00:01:46,261 --> 00:01:48,553 Wow. You went to Space Camp? 43 00:01:48,637 --> 00:01:50,178 My dad was convinced 44 00:01:50,261 --> 00:01:53,220 I was gonna be the first black female astronaut. 45 00:01:53,303 --> 00:01:55,387 Oh, my God. Imagine Eliza in space. 46 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:58,178 I really hate it when people expect shit from me. 47 00:01:58,261 --> 00:02:00,512 - She's flying around space. - Are you listening to me? 48 00:02:00,595 --> 00:02:02,970 - You should've done it. - This is about the MCATs. 49 00:02:03,053 --> 00:02:05,095 - The test? - Yes, the test! 50 00:02:05,178 --> 00:02:06,804 Oh. Well, then just don't take it. 51 00:02:06,887 --> 00:02:08,637 - So just start over? - Why not? 52 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,387 Look at me. I haven't even started yet. 53 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:11,970 - Bridge. - What? 54 00:02:12,053 --> 00:02:13,512 I'm gonna be a doctor. 55 00:02:13,595 --> 00:02:14,720 Maybe it's the wrong decision. 56 00:02:14,804 --> 00:02:16,970 I'm gonna be a doctor. 57 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,637 [mumbling] I'm going to medical school. 58 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,095 Oh, thank you. 59 00:02:22,178 --> 00:02:24,595 Don't even. Don't even look at it. 60 00:02:24,679 --> 00:02:27,136 - Say thank you. - Thank you. 61 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:29,428 Listen to this. "If you want to do 62 00:02:29,512 --> 00:02:31,011 something about your kid's hair, 63 00:02:31,095 --> 00:02:34,470 I braid at Maribel's Salon." [laughs] 64 00:02:34,553 --> 00:02:35,845 Damn. 65 00:02:35,929 --> 00:02:37,387 What's wrong with my kid's hair? 66 00:02:37,470 --> 00:02:38,470 No comment. 67 00:02:38,553 --> 00:02:40,178 You like your hair? 68 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,428 - No. - [snickers] 69 00:02:42,512 --> 00:02:44,512 Where's Maribel's? Who's Johanny? 70 00:02:44,595 --> 00:02:49,762 ♪♪♪ 71 00:02:51,136 --> 00:02:54,679 - [sobbing] - [Bridge] It's okay. 72 00:02:54,762 --> 00:02:56,387 Maybe you're braiding too tight. 73 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:58,220 No, he's just tender-headed. He's fine. 74 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,261 Could you do a little looser braid? 75 00:03:00,345 --> 00:03:01,845 [sighs] Mira-- mmm. Mmm, here you go. 76 00:03:01,929 --> 00:03:03,637 Like a French braid, maybe? 77 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,428 [speaking Spanish] 78 00:03:06,512 --> 00:03:09,261 Maybe if Mommy got her hair done too, you know, 79 00:03:09,345 --> 00:03:10,679 he wouldn't be so scared. 80 00:03:10,762 --> 00:03:12,303 - Yeah? - [sobs] 81 00:03:12,387 --> 00:03:15,595 Oh. I like the upsell. Congratulations. 82 00:03:15,679 --> 00:03:18,428 I love getting my hair done. Okay, what should we do? 83 00:03:18,512 --> 00:03:20,679 Well, I can straighten it, or you can get rows 84 00:03:20,762 --> 00:03:22,345 - like the little man. - Oh, I'll do rows. 85 00:03:22,428 --> 00:03:23,595 That's not culturally insensitive, is it? 86 00:03:23,679 --> 00:03:26,261 Nah. I mean, you're not, like, white-white. 87 00:03:26,345 --> 00:03:28,428 Right? Yeah, you get it. 88 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:30,512 And I've never told anyone this, 89 00:03:30,595 --> 00:03:33,261 but I think in a past life, I was a slave. 90 00:03:33,345 --> 00:03:35,929 - What? Did she say...? - Yeah, um, you... 91 00:03:36,011 --> 00:03:39,178 probably should just keep on never telling that to anybody. 92 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,470 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 93 00:03:41,553 --> 00:03:44,512 But it's my truth. Ow. 94 00:03:44,595 --> 00:03:47,679 That's really tight. Oh, my God. Ow. 95 00:03:47,762 --> 00:03:51,095 Ow! Ow. Larry, hold my hand. 96 00:03:51,178 --> 00:03:52,804 - [Bridge] Oof. - [whimpers] 97 00:03:52,887 --> 00:03:54,762 ♪ singers vocalizing ♪ 98 00:03:54,845 --> 00:03:56,804 ♪♪♪ 99 00:03:56,887 --> 00:03:58,887 It's kind of itchy. Does it itch you? 100 00:03:58,970 --> 00:03:59,679 [Larry] Uh-uh. 101 00:03:59,762 --> 00:04:01,011 No? Does it hurt? 102 00:04:01,095 --> 00:04:02,345 - Mm. - You like it? 103 00:04:02,428 --> 00:04:04,345 - Oh, my! - Hi! 104 00:04:04,428 --> 00:04:07,470 - [both laughing] Wow! - [Nelson] Nice. 105 00:04:07,553 --> 00:04:09,387 - Buddy. It looks good. - Twinning. 106 00:04:09,470 --> 00:04:12,053 - I like it. - Should we go in? 107 00:04:12,136 --> 00:04:15,178 Actually, could we, um, talk to you privately for a minute? 108 00:04:15,261 --> 00:04:17,303 - Oh. Without Larry? - Is that okay? 109 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,387 - Okay. - [Nelson laughs] 110 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:22,261 Be right back. Nelson wants to have an adult conversation. 111 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:25,553 - [Bridge] Sorry. - [Larry] Princess Nelly. 112 00:04:25,637 --> 00:04:27,970 - That was surprisingly easy. - [both laugh] 113 00:04:28,053 --> 00:04:30,095 - What's up? - Let's--let's take a seat. 114 00:04:30,178 --> 00:04:32,261 - Oh. Okay. - Follow me. 115 00:04:32,345 --> 00:04:35,011 Oh, no. Is it bad? Do you have Lyme disease? 116 00:04:35,095 --> 00:04:36,845 Why would I have Lyme disease? 117 00:04:36,929 --> 00:04:38,804 'Cause it's going around, and you seem 118 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:40,261 really lethargic lately. 119 00:04:40,345 --> 00:04:41,887 No, it's actually good news, all right? 120 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:43,804 Oh, okay. 121 00:04:43,887 --> 00:04:46,595 So, Gonzalez-Taylor-Bird family meeting in session-- 122 00:04:46,679 --> 00:04:49,428 You're the spitting image of my ex-girlfriend Meredith. 123 00:04:49,512 --> 00:04:51,804 - Who, me or her? - No, you. 124 00:04:51,887 --> 00:04:53,387 Oh. [laughs] Thanks. That's so nice. 125 00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:56,095 - She was from a rich family. - Oh. 126 00:04:56,178 --> 00:04:58,387 She got sucked into that whole AT&T thing. 127 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:01,512 She got hit in the head. Her brain got all scrambled. 128 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:04,720 - She's on disability now. - Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 129 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,553 - Wasn't meant to be. - Yeah, sometimes it's just 130 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:08,637 - not meant to be. - I still love her though. 131 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,387 - Really? - This one time-- 132 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:12,220 Um, sorry to interrupt. Touching story, bro. 133 00:05:12,303 --> 00:05:14,220 I'm sorry that all of that happened, but we really 134 00:05:14,303 --> 00:05:16,220 - gotta talk to her. - I'll talk to you later. 135 00:05:16,303 --> 00:05:17,762 Yeah, yeah. We'll listen later. 136 00:05:17,845 --> 00:05:19,428 We gotta tell you something, Bridge. 137 00:05:19,512 --> 00:05:20,220 Okay. 138 00:05:20,303 --> 00:05:21,345 We are... 139 00:05:21,428 --> 00:05:23,887 [together] Getting married! 140 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:26,220 [laughing] What? Really? 141 00:05:26,303 --> 00:05:28,220 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Oh, my God. 142 00:05:28,303 --> 00:05:30,303 We're gonna go to Puerto Rico to do it. 143 00:05:30,387 --> 00:05:32,387 Oh, my God, a magical Puerto Rican wedding. 144 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:34,428 - I can't wait. - Oh, Bridge, it's gonna be, 145 00:05:34,512 --> 00:05:36,428 you know, super small and, you know, 146 00:05:36,512 --> 00:05:38,637 his family'll know that you're his ex 147 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,970 and--and we didn't wanna make you feel uncomfortable. 148 00:05:42,053 --> 00:05:44,387 - Oh, yeah. - The flights are outrageous, 149 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,637 so... - I get it. I totally get it. 150 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,053 It's gonna be super tiny, and I know you hate flying. 151 00:05:49,136 --> 00:05:51,053 Mm-hmm. And is Larry invited? 152 00:05:51,136 --> 00:05:52,303 - Yeah. - Of course. 153 00:05:52,387 --> 00:05:54,345 - Oh. [laughs] - [Larry] Princess Nelly! 154 00:05:54,428 --> 00:05:57,178 - Oh, hi! Yeah, I'll come play. - Oh. 155 00:05:57,261 --> 00:05:59,970 - [Larry] Princess Nelly! - "Princess Nelly!" [laughs] 156 00:06:00,053 --> 00:06:01,679 Wow. 157 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,345 - You cool? - Yeah, of course I'm cool. 158 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:06,845 - This is so exciting. - Are you sure? 159 00:06:06,929 --> 00:06:09,387 Yeah. No more broken homes for Larry. 160 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,428 At least, one less broken home. 161 00:06:11,512 --> 00:06:13,595 Where's my phone? 162 00:06:13,679 --> 00:06:17,637 Can you just call it? Let me see if it's here. 163 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,762 - Where am I in your phone? - Under "Bridgette Bird." 164 00:06:20,845 --> 00:06:23,387 Not "Baby Mama"? 165 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:26,303 - It's just your name. - You changed it? 166 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:29,053 I don't know. It just kind of felt... 167 00:06:29,136 --> 00:06:31,178 Here, just call it. 168 00:06:31,261 --> 00:06:34,345 ♪ melancholy music ♪ 169 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,929 - It's ringing. - I can't--it's ringing? 170 00:06:37,011 --> 00:06:38,762 Stop throwing stuff everywhere. 171 00:06:38,845 --> 00:06:40,178 - What are you doing? Stop. - [phone vibrating] 172 00:06:40,261 --> 00:06:41,970 Oh, here it is. 173 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:44,470 - Here, let me help. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 174 00:06:44,553 --> 00:06:45,720 Got it. Thanks, man. 175 00:06:45,804 --> 00:06:47,595 - All right. - Thank you. 176 00:06:47,679 --> 00:06:50,261 "Decline." And I'm changing your name to "Fuckface." 177 00:06:50,345 --> 00:06:52,387 ♪ energetic dance music ♪ 178 00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:54,512 ♪ Now, now, who's that following my game? ♪ 179 00:06:54,595 --> 00:06:56,720 ♪ Better, better get out my way ♪ 180 00:06:56,804 --> 00:06:59,720 ♪ Gonna get hurt if you stay, I ain't got time, no way ♪ 181 00:06:59,804 --> 00:07:01,804 ♪ Now who's that playing on the beat? ♪ 182 00:07:01,887 --> 00:07:03,720 ♪ Brazabelle and Leo Justi ♪ 183 00:07:03,804 --> 00:07:05,345 ♪ Word is out, pop, pop, in the street... ♪ 184 00:07:05,428 --> 00:07:08,637 - [men chatting indistinctly] - [Phillip] Eliza! 185 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,011 I was just telling Allan 186 00:07:11,095 --> 00:07:13,428 how well you've been doing at that MCAT prep. 187 00:07:13,512 --> 00:07:15,428 Following in the family footsteps. 188 00:07:15,512 --> 00:07:17,887 Have you decided what you're gonna specialize in yet? 189 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:19,303 - Mm-mm. - [Allan] I'm guessing it's not 190 00:07:19,387 --> 00:07:20,845 urology like your dad. 191 00:07:20,929 --> 00:07:22,762 Well, I would make a urology joke, 192 00:07:22,845 --> 00:07:24,595 but they really piss me off. 193 00:07:24,679 --> 00:07:26,804 [laughter] 194 00:07:26,887 --> 00:07:29,303 - Always like that. - That one never gets old, Dad. 195 00:07:29,387 --> 00:07:30,845 - No, it never will. - Nope. 196 00:07:30,929 --> 00:07:32,470 Podiatry is better than pediatrics, though. 197 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,178 - Is it? - Feet don't talk back. 198 00:07:34,261 --> 00:07:35,887 - "Feet don't talk back." - They stink, 199 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:36,929 - but they don't talk back. - Medically, they can't. 200 00:07:37,011 --> 00:07:38,845 You're right. 201 00:07:38,929 --> 00:07:40,595 - Let me try...[indistinct] - I mean--yeah, yeah. 202 00:07:40,679 --> 00:07:42,345 Options, you know. It's just a lot of options. 203 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:44,095 - Yeah, yeah. - Um, the potato salad-- 204 00:07:44,178 --> 00:07:45,428 I need to take the Saran wrap off. 205 00:07:45,512 --> 00:07:47,303 Okay. All right, all right. All right. 206 00:07:47,387 --> 00:07:48,720 Bring the bowl. 207 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:52,679 [Eliza breathing heavily] 208 00:07:53,804 --> 00:07:56,470 [cell phone vibrating] 209 00:07:56,553 --> 00:07:58,345 - 'Sup? - [Eliza] Bridge, 210 00:07:58,428 --> 00:08:00,136 can you come to my dad's barbecue 211 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:03,595 and--and bring me weed? Um, I'm freaking out. 212 00:08:03,679 --> 00:08:06,095 Um, okay, well, my only hookup's my mom. 213 00:08:06,178 --> 00:08:08,637 [Eliza] Okay, can you go to Tutu's and get weed, please? 214 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,929 Please? I literally can't function. 215 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:13,220 Okay. I mean, I could get high too. 216 00:08:13,303 --> 00:08:15,553 I'm having an interesting day. - Just come. 217 00:08:15,637 --> 00:08:16,887 - Okay, I'll be over soon. - Bye. 218 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:19,804 Larry, we gotta go get some weed. 219 00:08:19,887 --> 00:08:23,345 ♪ mellow music ♪ 220 00:08:23,428 --> 00:08:25,178 You know that lobsters are considered 221 00:08:25,261 --> 00:08:26,929 the cockroaches of the ocean? 222 00:08:27,011 --> 00:08:28,762 - Oh. - I read it on Snapple. 223 00:08:28,845 --> 00:08:31,345 - [Jackie] ♪ Ask any lobster ♪ - [Tutu] Oh, what? 224 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,261 There they are. Here, put these on. 225 00:08:33,345 --> 00:08:34,595 ♪ The cockroach of the ocean ♪ 226 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,220 Yeah, that's not the song, though. 227 00:08:36,303 --> 00:08:37,970 Hi, guys. Here. 228 00:08:38,053 --> 00:08:39,929 What the hell happened to your hair? 229 00:08:40,011 --> 00:08:41,387 Okay, can I have the weed, please? 230 00:08:41,470 --> 00:08:43,220 - We smoked it. - Oh, precious. 231 00:08:43,303 --> 00:08:44,387 What do you mean you smoked it? 232 00:08:44,470 --> 00:08:45,845 It's all done. We smoked it all. 233 00:08:45,929 --> 00:08:47,804 - Baby bye-bye. - You just told me 234 00:08:47,887 --> 00:08:49,261 - to come here and pick it up. - Not just, Bridgette. 235 00:08:49,345 --> 00:08:50,970 - You were two hours ago. - Twenty minutes ago. 236 00:08:51,053 --> 00:08:52,428 - No, it was two hours. - Twenty minutes ago. 237 00:08:52,512 --> 00:08:53,804 Look at how much food we ordered today. 238 00:08:53,887 --> 00:08:55,637 - It was two hours. - What is going on here? 239 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,095 - How much are you smoking? - We're microdosing. 240 00:08:57,178 --> 00:08:58,804 - Little bits. - You're macrodosing 241 00:08:58,887 --> 00:09:00,303 - is what it is. - She has some. She has it. 242 00:09:00,387 --> 00:09:02,136 - Maria. She's got it. - She's holding. 243 00:09:02,220 --> 00:09:04,387 - What do you mean, she has-- - Indica, sativa, CBD oil. 244 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:06,178 - Maria, right there. - Shh. 245 00:09:06,261 --> 00:09:07,512 - [Tutu] Boston legalized. - I can get it here? 246 00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:09,053 - Yeah. - What's good 247 00:09:09,136 --> 00:09:10,637 - for panic attacks? - Are you upset? 248 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:11,804 - What are you panicking about? - What do I get? 249 00:09:11,887 --> 00:09:13,178 What do I ask for? 250 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,428 both: Granddaddy purple. 251 00:09:15,512 --> 00:09:16,804 All right, well, you're paying for it. 252 00:09:16,887 --> 00:09:18,762 Okay. Ms. Maruyama, 253 00:09:18,845 --> 00:09:21,512 - may we have some-- - Shh. You're in public. 254 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,762 - Hey, baby. - Hey. How are you? 255 00:09:23,845 --> 00:09:26,887 Um, do you happen to have some granddaddy purple? 256 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:28,970 Look at our little-- look what we got. 257 00:09:29,053 --> 00:09:30,970 - Do you like that? - [Jackie] Ooh, he likes-- 258 00:09:31,053 --> 00:09:32,303 Larry, I like your hair. 259 00:09:32,387 --> 00:09:33,720 Okay, well, that was easy enough. 260 00:09:33,804 --> 00:09:35,261 Now I don't have to go through you anymore. 261 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:36,470 - Come on. - Oh, that's nice. 262 00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:38,428 Cut your mother out. That's very sweet. 263 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:40,970 Honey, your hair looks like that Bo lady. 264 00:09:41,053 --> 00:09:42,804 - Bo, uh... - Derek. 265 00:09:42,887 --> 00:09:44,929 - Bo Derek. - [Jackie] Bye. 266 00:09:45,011 --> 00:09:47,887 And Derek was that guy they killed on Grey's Anatomy. 267 00:09:47,970 --> 00:09:50,261 Remember? It was so sad. He was the lead, too. 268 00:09:50,345 --> 00:09:52,512 They just--boom. Done. 269 00:09:52,595 --> 00:09:54,887 ♪ Smoke it out like a burning man, make it hotter ♪ 270 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,261 ♪ Light up the ganja, start the bonfire ♪ 271 00:09:57,345 --> 00:09:59,387 ♪ I don't wanna see you standing, start dancing ♪ 272 00:09:59,470 --> 00:10:01,804 ♪ Bring that ass over to me, start prancing ♪ 273 00:10:01,887 --> 00:10:04,095 ♪ Come on, skip to my Lou, Ms. Lady ♪ 274 00:10:04,178 --> 00:10:06,095 ♪ Bring that ass, shake it, and drive me crazy ♪ 275 00:10:06,178 --> 00:10:08,470 ♪ I must be a king 'cause I'm wearing a crown ♪ 276 00:10:08,553 --> 00:10:11,011 ♪ I can get high without leaving the ground ♪ 277 00:10:11,095 --> 00:10:13,261 - You wanna go dance? - ♪ Go, go, go up and down ♪ 278 00:10:13,345 --> 00:10:15,011 ♪ Let me see you go up and down ♪ 279 00:10:15,095 --> 00:10:17,845 ♪ Go, go, go up and down ♪ 280 00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:20,553 ♪ Make your hands go up and down, go, go ♪ 281 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:22,345 - [Bebe laughing] - Turn up your resistance! 282 00:10:22,428 --> 00:10:24,011 Turn it up! Turn up the speed! 283 00:10:24,095 --> 00:10:25,512 Hello. Special delivery. 284 00:10:25,595 --> 00:10:27,512 - [Eliza] Oh, what up, Bridge? - Hi. 285 00:10:27,595 --> 00:10:29,303 Hi, Larry! Look at your cornrows. 286 00:10:29,387 --> 00:10:31,053 And Bridgette, your hair. 287 00:10:31,136 --> 00:10:34,470 - Oh, my God. Hello. - Isn't it crazy? 288 00:10:34,553 --> 00:10:37,053 Bebe already brought weed, but I'm glad you're here. 289 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:40,136 Oh, I see. Then you have to go watch a movie. 290 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:41,845 - [Larry giggles] - Okay? 291 00:10:41,929 --> 00:10:43,929 - Hi. You're Bebe? - [laughing] Yeah, hi. 292 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,303 [shouts playfully] I'm Bridgette. 293 00:10:45,387 --> 00:10:46,720 [Eliza] But seriously, Bebe, 294 00:10:46,804 --> 00:10:47,804 I still think the spin guy was hot, 295 00:10:47,887 --> 00:10:49,553 even with his little lisp. 296 00:10:49,637 --> 00:10:50,887 "You gotta take up your resistance. 297 00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:52,720 You gotta turn up your resistance. 298 00:10:52,804 --> 00:10:54,929 - You gotta pedal." - [Bebe laughing] 299 00:10:55,011 --> 00:10:57,470 I guess you don't need this anymore, 300 00:10:57,553 --> 00:11:00,637 - but here you go. - Oh, this'll come in handy 301 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,303 tonight, now... [laughs] Tomorrow. 302 00:11:03,387 --> 00:11:04,929 Truth, because we cannot be 303 00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:06,970 at a Walker family gathering without being high. 304 00:11:07,053 --> 00:11:09,011 Oh, so you guys are related? 305 00:11:09,095 --> 00:11:12,095 Yeah, yeah. Like--like play cousins. 306 00:11:12,178 --> 00:11:13,720 You know, family we choose. 307 00:11:13,804 --> 00:11:15,095 Oh, yeah, like me and Lize. Play cousins. 308 00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:18,345 [both laughing] 309 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,053 [laughter continues] 310 00:11:21,136 --> 00:11:24,011 - Sorry, we're so faded. - But, um, you look crazy. 311 00:11:24,095 --> 00:11:25,428 - [Eliza] What's your hair? - Can I have some? 312 00:11:25,512 --> 00:11:27,261 - Can you explain? - This? 313 00:11:27,345 --> 00:11:28,679 These are called cornrows. 314 00:11:28,762 --> 00:11:30,553 I don't know if you're familiar. 315 00:11:30,637 --> 00:11:32,512 - Definitely familiar. - Yea or nay? 316 00:11:32,595 --> 00:11:34,428 [Bebe] Uh, I mean, how long are you gonna keep it? 317 00:11:34,512 --> 00:11:36,095 I don't know. Should I take it out? I should take it out. 318 00:11:36,178 --> 00:11:37,845 - Will you do it for me? - No. 319 00:11:37,929 --> 00:11:40,136 It's your bed. You gotta lie in it, girl. 320 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:41,970 - I need to get high. - Come on, 321 00:11:42,053 --> 00:11:44,261 - we need to go downstairs. - I really need it. 322 00:11:44,345 --> 00:11:46,804 Okay, go in my bathroom. But hurry up. Seriously. 323 00:11:46,887 --> 00:11:49,428 I'm finally high enough to face this party. 324 00:11:49,512 --> 00:11:51,762 - Mm. She's cute. - She is, right? 325 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:52,970 Come here, Larry. You wanna play? 326 00:11:53,053 --> 00:11:56,178 - Hi! - Gimme five! 327 00:11:56,261 --> 00:11:58,178 ♪ Yeah, wanna [...] with me? ♪ 328 00:11:58,261 --> 00:12:01,178 ♪ I'm the bona fide who make all the boys drool ♪ 329 00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:03,303 ♪ Taking names of all of the chicks who ♪ 330 00:12:03,387 --> 00:12:05,720 ♪ Said I couldn't do what I didn't do ♪ 331 00:12:05,804 --> 00:12:08,053 ♪ Read my lips, can I get a "[...] you"? ♪ 332 00:12:08,136 --> 00:12:10,720 ♪ So come on, put your hands up, what? ♪ 333 00:12:10,804 --> 00:12:12,804 ♪ If you wanna fall in love... ♪ 334 00:12:12,887 --> 00:12:15,053 - [Valerie] Hey, future doctor! - [music dies] 335 00:12:15,136 --> 00:12:16,804 - Come on over here. - [Phillip] Get on over here. 336 00:12:16,887 --> 00:12:19,136 - Yes! - Look at her strut. 337 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:21,053 [family] Yes. 338 00:12:21,136 --> 00:12:24,345 - Hi. - We are so proud of you, E! 339 00:12:24,428 --> 00:12:27,345 - Oh, thank you. - Muah! 340 00:12:27,428 --> 00:12:29,553 Larry! Hello, little man. Give me some. 341 00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:32,637 Oh! [laughs] Hey, Phil. 342 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,470 - Uh, "lip." - Lip. 343 00:12:35,553 --> 00:12:38,011 - Phillip. [pops lips] - Okay. [laughs] 344 00:12:38,095 --> 00:12:41,387 Yeah, yeah. Bridgette, have you met Eliza's aunties? 345 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,553 - Hi. - This is Valerie and Renee. 346 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,136 - Hello. - Well, go ahead 347 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:46,762 and put him down. Let him play with the others. 348 00:12:46,845 --> 00:12:48,595 Oh. You wanna play with the kids? 349 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:49,762 - Yeah. - Let's do it. 350 00:12:49,845 --> 00:12:51,512 You know my son better than I do. 351 00:12:51,595 --> 00:12:53,178 - Come with Phillip. - Bye. 352 00:12:53,261 --> 00:12:56,303 - Oh, he is beautiful. - Oh, thank you. 353 00:12:56,387 --> 00:12:59,303 - His father black? - Oh, no, Puerto Rican. 354 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:02,095 - Oh, black adjacent. - Mm-hmm. 355 00:13:02,178 --> 00:13:04,637 Mm-hmm. Righ' next door. 356 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,637 - Mm-mm, Bridge. - No, I was kidding. 357 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,220 Mm-hmm. 358 00:13:08,303 --> 00:13:09,512 Lize, I didn't know you had aunties. 359 00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:10,929 - Yeah. - And I didn't know 360 00:13:11,011 --> 00:13:12,887 Eliza had a white friend with cornrows. 361 00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:14,887 - Oh. [laughs] - [Valerie] Hey, speaking 362 00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:16,762 - of cornrows. - Me neither. 363 00:13:16,845 --> 00:13:19,637 - Yeah, this is my daughter. - Oh, yeah, we met. 364 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,679 You both have, uh, sons the same age. 365 00:13:21,762 --> 00:13:23,595 - Oh, really? - But this one 366 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,387 - doesn't have a man. - Um, I have plenty of men. 367 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:28,470 I got plenty of men too. 368 00:13:28,553 --> 00:13:30,345 But actually, not really since my son was born. 369 00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:32,136 Oh, what happen to your man? He die? 370 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,095 Oh, no, nothing like that. I mean, 371 00:13:34,178 --> 00:13:36,345 - he might have Lyme disease. - Oh. 372 00:13:36,428 --> 00:13:38,762 You know, stay out of the woods. 373 00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:41,553 Uh, um, he did propose to me. So that happened. 374 00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:42,887 - Oh! - But I said no. 375 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,595 - But I could've, so... - Sweetheart? 376 00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:46,095 - What? - You can always 377 00:13:46,178 --> 00:13:47,845 - change your mind. - Like tomorrow. 378 00:13:47,929 --> 00:13:49,512 Well, I can't actually, 379 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,345 'cause he just proposed to his girlfriend. 380 00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:52,887 - What? Wait. - Oh, sweetie. 381 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,261 Yeah, I just found out this morning. 382 00:13:54,345 --> 00:13:55,512 They're getting married in Puerto Rico. 383 00:13:55,595 --> 00:13:56,762 Guess who's not invited? 384 00:13:56,845 --> 00:13:58,637 - [Eliza] What? - This girl. 385 00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,845 - Bridge. [mouths words] - Who would wanna go 386 00:13:59,929 --> 00:14:01,970 - to somebody-- - No, I think it's 387 00:14:02,053 --> 00:14:04,095 a good thing for everyone. For the whole family. 388 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:06,512 - I don't know about that. - No, no, no. 389 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,053 Look, Bebe's baby's father married someone else 390 00:14:09,136 --> 00:14:12,178 and now that woman is getting all the attention. 391 00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:14,845 Now she and poor Barry have to fend for themselves. 392 00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:16,553 Oh, my God, that sounds terrible. 393 00:14:16,637 --> 00:14:19,095 - [Renee] It is. - Who's poor Barry? 394 00:14:19,178 --> 00:14:21,345 Oh, it's my son. It's, like, short for Barack. 395 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,345 - Your son's name is Barry? - Mm-hmm. 396 00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:25,720 My son's name is literally Larry. 397 00:14:25,804 --> 00:14:27,720 - No way. - Oh, my God, get outta here. 398 00:14:27,804 --> 00:14:30,512 Right? We're cousins. Admit it. 399 00:14:30,595 --> 00:14:32,345 - Bridge. - What? 400 00:14:32,428 --> 00:14:34,178 - [both laugh stiffly] - No, I'm kidding. 401 00:14:34,261 --> 00:14:35,970 But I mean, we're cousins, right? 402 00:14:36,053 --> 00:14:38,679 - Of course. - [ding] 403 00:14:38,762 --> 00:14:41,679 ♪ funky retro music ♪ 404 00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:44,053 [together] ♪ We're sisters ♪ 405 00:14:44,136 --> 00:14:46,595 ♪ We're singing and we're joyous and we're... ♪ 406 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:48,136 Uh... 407 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,387 ♪ People! ♪ 408 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,804 [grunts happily] 409 00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:56,220 - Girl. - Come on, gimme a high-five! 410 00:14:56,303 --> 00:14:58,303 I'm just a little bit uncomfortable. 411 00:14:58,387 --> 00:15:01,220 Listen. My advice? Now, you didn't ask it, 412 00:15:01,303 --> 00:15:03,220 - but I'm gonna give it. - Mm-hmm. 413 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,345 You make things right with your baby's father. 414 00:15:05,428 --> 00:15:07,303 - Or find you a better man. - 'Cause you don't want 415 00:15:07,387 --> 00:15:09,178 to be out here doing this alone. 416 00:15:09,261 --> 00:15:11,345 - Alone. - [soul music begins] 417 00:15:11,428 --> 00:15:13,053 - Oh-- - Hey! 418 00:15:13,136 --> 00:15:14,929 - Aww, yeah! - Find you a man, sweetheart. 419 00:15:15,011 --> 00:15:16,679 - You're too pretty, babe. - Ay! 420 00:15:16,762 --> 00:15:19,804 [Valerie] Ey! Yeah! You gonna bring some... 421 00:15:19,887 --> 00:15:23,679 ♪ We don't play no games, we don't play ♪ 422 00:15:23,762 --> 00:15:27,220 ♪ We don't, we don't play, no, we don't play ♪ 423 00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:29,512 ♪ We don't, we don't play no... ♪ 424 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,011 Why didn't you tell me about that Rafi shit? 425 00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:34,011 - That's fucked up. - I know. 426 00:15:34,095 --> 00:15:36,011 Um, I just wish you had told me to wear white. 427 00:15:36,095 --> 00:15:37,929 I feel kind of out of place. 428 00:15:38,011 --> 00:15:40,470 Mm-hmm. Welcome to my life. [chuckles] 429 00:15:40,553 --> 00:15:42,595 Okay, fine. I just don't know anyone. 430 00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:45,720 Sister, sister, where are you? 431 00:15:45,804 --> 00:15:47,387 I'll be back. It's a sorority thing. 432 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,970 - Okay. - Sister, sister 433 00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:51,804 of Lambda Mu! 434 00:15:51,887 --> 00:15:56,011 Sister, sister, where are you? 435 00:15:56,095 --> 00:15:59,679 [all] Sister, sister of Lambda Mu! 436 00:15:59,762 --> 00:16:03,387 Sister, sister, where are you? 437 00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:06,970 Sister, sister of Lambda Mu! 438 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,637 - Are we really doing this? - You gotta. 439 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,804 - Get in there. - Okay. 440 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:15,470 [sisters] ♪ She's a woman ♪ 441 00:16:15,553 --> 00:16:19,470 ♪ Of class and grace ♪ 442 00:16:19,553 --> 00:16:21,929 ♪ She's a woman ♪ 443 00:16:22,011 --> 00:16:26,970 ♪ Who's stood in the face ♪ 444 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:30,136 ♪ Of challenge ♪ 445 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:34,053 ♪ Strife and struggle ♪ 446 00:16:34,136 --> 00:16:36,720 ♪ No matter where this road ♪ 447 00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:40,720 ♪ Of life takes us ♪ 448 00:16:40,804 --> 00:16:43,845 ♪ One thing will always ♪ 449 00:16:43,929 --> 00:16:46,845 ♪ Be true ♪ 450 00:16:46,929 --> 00:16:49,470 ♪ The loving sisterhood ♪ 451 00:16:49,553 --> 00:16:52,637 ♪ Of Sigma Lambda Mu ♪ 452 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,762 - Aww. Lambda! - [all] Lambda! 453 00:16:55,845 --> 00:16:58,970 [laughter and applause] 454 00:16:59,762 --> 00:17:02,595 - We rep that Lambda Mu! - [all] Lambda! 455 00:17:02,679 --> 00:17:04,470 - Mu! - [all] Lambda! 456 00:17:04,553 --> 00:17:06,011 - Mu! - [all] Lambda! 457 00:17:06,095 --> 00:17:08,345 - Mu! - [all] Lambda! 458 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,470 - Mu! - [all] Lambda! 459 00:17:10,553 --> 00:17:13,011 ♪ melancholy music ♪ 460 00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:16,136 Ace. Oh, yep, you're gone. 461 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:18,512 Good-bye, tens. 462 00:17:18,595 --> 00:17:23,178 Man, you better get it together over here, Lefty Lou. 463 00:17:23,261 --> 00:17:25,929 There you go. 464 00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:28,053 Jack beats sevens. Catching up. 465 00:17:28,136 --> 00:17:30,804 [dance music playing outside] 466 00:17:30,887 --> 00:17:33,512 Kings beats fives. 467 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:38,512 ♪♪♪ 468 00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:46,553 [guests laughing and chatting] 469 00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:54,720 [shouting playfully] 470 00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:58,553 [children laughing] 471 00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:04,512 Stupid fuck face. 472 00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:09,428 Hmm. 473 00:18:13,804 --> 00:18:15,762 [sighs] 474 00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:20,303 All right, fine. 475 00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:30,887 [cell phone swooshes] 476 00:18:32,303 --> 00:18:33,929 ♪ R&B music builds ♪ 477 00:18:34,011 --> 00:18:36,178 ♪♪♪ 478 00:18:36,261 --> 00:18:38,929 [knocking on door, door squeaks open] 479 00:18:39,011 --> 00:18:41,804 - Hi, Hank. - Hey. 480 00:18:42,637 --> 00:18:45,220 I'm here for our date. 481 00:18:45,303 --> 00:18:48,470 Huh. Cute hair. You're two weeks late. 482 00:18:48,553 --> 00:18:52,136 - I know. Traffic was terrible. - [chuckles] 483 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,637 The key is cheese in the pan first. 484 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,178 - Sizzling. Mm-hmm. - In. Yeah. 485 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,053 - Can I have some? - Yeah. 486 00:18:59,136 --> 00:19:00,679 - Thank you. - Yeah. 487 00:19:00,762 --> 00:19:02,845 Mmm. Wait, you put cheese on the bottom? 488 00:19:02,929 --> 00:19:05,261 Yeah, it crisps up if you keep it on low. 489 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,970 So it's like a deep-dish quesadilla. 490 00:19:07,053 --> 00:19:08,679 - Exactly. - This is so yummy. 491 00:19:08,762 --> 00:19:10,261 - Yeah. - I love cheese. 492 00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:12,136 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. I do. I love it. 493 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,261 All right, for the rest of your life, 494 00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:16,762 would you rather give up cheese or oral sex? 495 00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:19,845 - Hmm? - [laughs] 496 00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:22,178 That is a really tough question. 497 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,261 - Mm. - [laughs] 498 00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:26,011 - What would you choose? - Lucky for me, 499 00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:28,220 - I don't have to choose. - Why not? 500 00:19:28,303 --> 00:19:30,679 Oh, you know. 'Cause... 501 00:19:30,762 --> 00:19:32,804 vaginas taste like cheese. 502 00:19:32,887 --> 00:19:35,011 - [laughing] No, they don't. - Some do. 503 00:19:35,095 --> 00:19:36,428 - They do? I-- - I mean-- 504 00:19:36,512 --> 00:19:38,804 I don't think my vagina tastes like cheese. 505 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,053 What does yours taste like? 506 00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:42,011 What do you think it tastes like? 507 00:19:42,095 --> 00:19:44,345 If I had to guess... 508 00:19:44,428 --> 00:19:46,845 - Cornichons. - Cornish hens? 509 00:19:46,929 --> 00:19:48,762 Cute little baby chickens? 510 00:19:48,845 --> 00:19:50,470 No, cornichons. 511 00:19:50,553 --> 00:19:51,804 They're like these little miniscule French pickles 512 00:19:51,887 --> 00:19:54,178 made of gherkin cucumbers, like, two inches long. 513 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,136 - You've seen 'em. - Aww. [laughs] 514 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,220 - Yeah. - You think my vagina tastes 515 00:19:58,303 --> 00:19:59,970 like little rich people pickles? 516 00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:02,387 - I guess. It would be acidic. - Mmm. 517 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:05,261 - They sound yummy. - Do you wanna find out? 518 00:20:05,345 --> 00:20:07,387 Mm... 519 00:20:16,095 --> 00:20:18,303 The quesadilla's gonna burn. 520 00:20:25,804 --> 00:20:27,887 Take off your fucking shirt. I wanna see your tits. 521 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:29,011 [chuckles] 522 00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:36,095 ♪ hazy hip-hop beat ♪ 523 00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,970 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 524 00:20:41,053 --> 00:20:43,470 [both breathing heavily] 525 00:20:43,553 --> 00:20:46,679 My dick's so hard. 526 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:50,553 Feel how hard you make my dick. 527 00:20:50,637 --> 00:20:52,512 S-so hard. 528 00:20:52,595 --> 00:20:54,720 Yeah, you wanna taste my hard dick? 529 00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:56,637 Wanna put it in your fucking mouth? 530 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,261 - Yeah, I wanna... - Yeah? 531 00:20:58,345 --> 00:20:59,512 ...taste your hard dick. 532 00:20:59,595 --> 00:21:01,762 And I wanna put it in my mouth. 533 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,762 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm, and-- 534 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,679 - Is your pussy so wet? - My pussy's-- 535 00:21:05,762 --> 00:21:07,095 Tell me how wet your pussy is. 536 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,303 - So wet. - Yeah? 537 00:21:08,387 --> 00:21:10,804 It's like an ocean. 538 00:21:10,887 --> 00:21:13,095 I wanted to fuck you ever since that day at the tattoo shop. 539 00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:15,428 - Me too. - I can't wait to put my 540 00:21:15,512 --> 00:21:18,387 - throbbing cock inside you. - Oh, yeah. 541 00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:21,095 - Oh, yeah. - Where do you want it? 542 00:21:21,178 --> 00:21:22,929 Inside my tight, wet pussy? 543 00:21:23,011 --> 00:21:24,553 - Yeah? - Yeah. 544 00:21:24,637 --> 00:21:26,887 - Whoa. - Show me where you want it. 545 00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,345 Uh, not in my butt. 546 00:21:29,428 --> 00:21:31,970 - Oh. - [Hank moans] 547 00:21:32,053 --> 00:21:34,804 [breathing heavily] Yeah. 548 00:21:34,887 --> 00:21:38,136 Yeah. [moans] 549 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:40,595 Your dog is so cute. 550 00:21:40,679 --> 00:21:43,220 [panting] Yeah. 551 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,178 [grunting] 552 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:48,178 Oh! Yeah. 553 00:21:48,261 --> 00:21:50,595 [moaning stiffly] 554 00:21:50,679 --> 00:21:53,553 [both grunting] 555 00:21:53,637 --> 00:21:55,637 Yeah. 556 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,261 - [moans] - [Hank] Oh, God. 557 00:21:58,345 --> 00:22:00,470 - I'm gonna come. - Ah! Me too! 558 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,261 - [Hank] Oh, my God! - Oh, I'm gonna co-- 559 00:22:03,345 --> 00:22:05,845 - [Bridge exhales] - Oh! Oh! 560 00:22:05,929 --> 00:22:07,470 [dog sniffing] 561 00:22:07,553 --> 00:22:10,178 [pants] 562 00:22:10,261 --> 00:22:13,762 [Bridge chuckles] 563 00:22:13,845 --> 00:22:15,553 Oh. You didn't come in me, did you? 564 00:22:15,637 --> 00:22:18,387 - No. - Okay. 565 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,929 - [exhales] - [Hank breathes heavily] 566 00:22:21,011 --> 00:22:24,178 [urine trickling] 567 00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:38,470 [toilet flushes] 568 00:22:39,970 --> 00:22:42,845 [water running] 569 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:46,387 [Hank] Hey, when'd you text me? 570 00:22:50,845 --> 00:22:51,637 What? 571 00:22:54,762 --> 00:22:55,929 What the fuck, Bridge? 572 00:22:56,011 --> 00:22:57,261 What? 573 00:22:57,345 --> 00:22:59,512 "The sex with this dude is so bad. 574 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:00,637 How's the cookout?" 575 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,053 I didn't mean to text you that. 576 00:23:02,136 --> 00:23:03,637 I thought you liked it. 577 00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:09,303 - I don't know. - Then why didn't you stop it? 578 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:12,345 - Well, you were very into it. - Wasn't that into it. 579 00:23:13,470 --> 00:23:15,470 What? 580 00:23:15,553 --> 00:23:17,929 How could you not have been that into it? 581 00:23:18,011 --> 00:23:19,220 What do you mean? 582 00:23:21,470 --> 00:23:24,136 What do you mean you weren't that into it? 583 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,887 I mean, like, it was good, 584 00:23:25,970 --> 00:23:28,053 but I thought you came over here because you wanted 585 00:23:28,136 --> 00:23:30,053 - to hook up. - Let's just say I came over 586 00:23:30,136 --> 00:23:31,762 here to have sex. 587 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,637 It doesn't mean I wanna star in my own fucking porn. 588 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,303 You were the one acting all porny. 589 00:23:35,387 --> 00:23:36,470 I was? 590 00:23:36,553 --> 00:23:37,845 "Inside my tight, wet, pussy"? 591 00:23:37,929 --> 00:23:39,345 Yeah, after you asked where 592 00:23:39,428 --> 00:23:41,387 I wanted your "throbbing cock." 593 00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:43,720 You know, you said, "Take off your shirt 594 00:23:43,804 --> 00:23:47,011 and show me your tits" like two seconds into the night. 595 00:23:47,095 --> 00:23:49,387 ♪ melancholy music ♪ 596 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,762 I thought we were into each other. 597 00:23:51,845 --> 00:23:54,345 ♪♪♪ 598 00:23:54,428 --> 00:23:56,470 I thought we were getting married. 599 00:23:59,136 --> 00:24:01,303 [sighs] 600 00:24:01,387 --> 00:24:05,679 Um... 601 00:24:05,762 --> 00:24:07,637 guess it was just a bad date. 602 00:24:09,553 --> 00:24:10,845 Yeah. 603 00:24:10,929 --> 00:24:12,553 Here, I can help you with that. 604 00:24:12,637 --> 00:24:14,303 No, it's okay. I got it. 605 00:24:14,387 --> 00:24:16,679 Here. Here, I can just do it. 606 00:24:16,762 --> 00:24:17,637 [sharply] I got it. 607 00:24:20,053 --> 00:24:21,470 I shouldn't be here. 608 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:26,303 I'm gonna go. 609 00:24:26,387 --> 00:24:28,553 [exhaling] Okay. 610 00:24:28,637 --> 00:24:33,095 Do you want me to call you an Uber, or... 611 00:24:33,178 --> 00:24:35,762 It's okay. I use Lyft. 612 00:24:35,845 --> 00:24:37,512 [munches] 613 00:24:37,595 --> 00:24:42,512 ♪♪♪ 614 00:24:47,011 --> 00:24:49,929 [siren wails distantly] 615 00:24:51,512 --> 00:24:53,136 - Did you have fun? - Mm-hmm. 616 00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:55,595 I danced with Hakim. 617 00:24:55,679 --> 00:24:57,762 He taught me how to do, um, the stanky leg. 618 00:24:57,845 --> 00:24:59,762 Ooh, let me see your stanky leg, then. 619 00:24:59,845 --> 00:25:02,220 - Ooh, ooh. - Mm-hmm. 620 00:25:02,303 --> 00:25:03,762 - Ooh, it's stanky. Ooh. - Mm-hmm! 621 00:25:03,845 --> 00:25:06,387 [both laugh] 622 00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:08,720 Oh, my goodness. I'm so happy you came. 623 00:25:08,804 --> 00:25:11,095 So much dancing. I've never been to a party like that. 624 00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:13,762 Yeah. I'm glad you got to meet my sorors too. 625 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,345 Yeah. I didn't know you had this whole other life. 626 00:25:16,428 --> 00:25:18,512 - Yeah, you did. - No--fine. 627 00:25:18,595 --> 00:25:22,345 But I didn't know you didn't want me to be part of it. 628 00:25:22,428 --> 00:25:25,095 - I invited you over. - To bring you weed. 629 00:25:25,178 --> 00:25:27,595 Yeah, but once you got there, I could relax. 630 00:25:27,679 --> 00:25:30,178 - Well, 'cause we were high. - No. 631 00:25:30,261 --> 00:25:32,762 No. Because you're my girl and I wanted you there 632 00:25:32,845 --> 00:25:35,261 and my family drives me crazy. 633 00:25:35,345 --> 00:25:37,970 I do have a "whole other life," 634 00:25:38,053 --> 00:25:40,345 and it's black as hell. 635 00:25:40,428 --> 00:25:41,929 [both chuckle] 636 00:25:42,011 --> 00:25:44,220 - And I know you wanna be... - [laughs] 637 00:25:44,303 --> 00:25:46,762 - But you're not black. - I know. 638 00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:48,345 I'm sorry I'm so needy. 639 00:25:48,428 --> 00:25:51,553 You are not needy. My family is needy. 640 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:56,261 - Bridgette. - Mm-hmm? 641 00:25:56,345 --> 00:25:59,428 Hey. The sex was that bad, Bridge? 642 00:25:59,512 --> 00:26:01,011 [voice cracks] It was not great. 643 00:26:01,095 --> 00:26:02,136 I'm sorry. 644 00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:03,804 [inhales deeply] 645 00:26:03,887 --> 00:26:06,053 [exhales] 646 00:26:06,136 --> 00:26:09,220 Why aren't they inviting me? 647 00:26:09,303 --> 00:26:11,220 To their wedding? 648 00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:14,595 I don't get... 649 00:26:14,679 --> 00:26:17,970 Hey. Fuck them. 650 00:26:18,053 --> 00:26:19,845 - You hear me? - [sniffling] 651 00:26:19,929 --> 00:26:22,261 - Fuck Nelson and fuck Rafi. - [laughs tearfully] 652 00:26:22,345 --> 00:26:23,970 You should be there with your kid. 653 00:26:24,053 --> 00:26:25,887 Why do I even wanna go to the wedding? 654 00:26:25,970 --> 00:26:27,637 Because. Because you care about them. 655 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,428 - I wanna go. - And they should've 656 00:26:29,512 --> 00:26:30,679 - fucking invited you. - I know. 657 00:26:30,762 --> 00:26:33,428 And you've been the best baby mama ever. 658 00:26:33,512 --> 00:26:35,011 - Do you hear me? - Mm-hmm. 659 00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:36,345 I got you, cuz. 660 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,804 Can I really be your play cousin? 661 00:26:40,929 --> 00:26:42,720 "Play cousin"? 662 00:26:42,804 --> 00:26:45,178 You are my cousin. 663 00:26:45,261 --> 00:26:47,261 We family. 664 00:26:47,345 --> 00:26:49,845 Family that eats together stays together. 665 00:26:49,929 --> 00:26:52,720 - But I got one condition. - What? 666 00:26:52,804 --> 00:26:55,428 We gotta take them damn cornrows out. 667 00:26:55,512 --> 00:26:56,887 - Like, what? - [laughing] Please help me 668 00:26:56,970 --> 00:26:58,428 - take them out. - Gosh! 669 00:26:58,512 --> 00:26:59,887 - Oh, my God. - Girl. 670 00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:01,720 Oh, my God, I hate 'em so much. 671 00:27:01,804 --> 00:27:03,887 - Come here. Come here. - I feel really stupid. 672 00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:06,428 - No, you don't look stupid. - Oh, thank you. 673 00:27:06,512 --> 00:27:07,929 I can get 'em out in 30. This is what I do. 674 00:27:08,011 --> 00:27:11,053 Really? Ooh, it's really itchy. 675 00:27:11,136 --> 00:27:13,553 ♪ Don't worry 'bout me, I'm doing good ♪ 676 00:27:13,637 --> 00:27:15,512 ♪ I'm doing great, all right ♪ 677 00:27:15,595 --> 00:27:18,303 ♪ It's about to get ugly, flow so mean ♪ 678 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,303 ♪ I just can't be polite ♪ 679 00:27:20,387 --> 00:27:22,136 ♪ Don't worry 'bout me, I'm doing good ♪ 680 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:23,887 ♪ I'm doing great, all right ♪ 681 00:27:23,970 --> 00:27:26,637 ♪ It's about to get ugly, flow so mean ♪ 682 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,804 ♪ I just can't be polite ♪ 683 00:27:28,887 --> 00:27:38,845 ♪ I bet you ain't heard no flow like this ♪ 684 00:27:38,929 --> 00:28:02,136 ♪ I bet you ain't heard no flow like this ♪ 685 00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:03,679 Supahsmaht 47156

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