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- Hi.
- Hey.
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So, uh, did everything go okay
with the annulment?
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Oh, yeah. No problems.
It's all taken care of.
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- Ross, thank you.
- Ah.
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[RACHEL CHUCKLES]
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- You guys want to go see a movie?
- Yeah, why not?
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- Let me get my sweater.
ROSS: Okay.
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Want to hear something weird?
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Always.
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I didn't get the annulment.
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- What?
- We're still married.
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Don't tell Rachel. See you later.
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- Hey, do you have any gum?
- Oh, yeah.
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Wait! Wait! Hi. Ross, can I just
talk to you for just a second?
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Oh, but we'll be late for the movie.
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Oh, there's a cab. Taxi!
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Oh, that's great.
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What timing! My God, huh?
There you go.
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We're gonna walk.
It's right at the Angelika.
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Oh, the Angelika! Go! Go!
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You didn't get the annulment?
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- I know.
- Ross!
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I tried, but when I got to
my lawyer's office, all I heard was:
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"Three divorces! Three divorces!"
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I just don't want my tombstone to read
"Ross Geller: Three Divorces."
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Don't worry about that. Your tombstone
can say whatever you want.
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It can say,
"Ross Geller: Good at Marriage."
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You know? Mine's gonna say,
"Phoebe Buffay: Buried Alive."
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All I know is, I can't have
another failed marriage.
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So you're gonna be married to
a girl who doesn't even know about it?
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Woman. Sorry.
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Well, okay, so I don't have it all
worked out quite yet.
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- Just don't say anything to Rachel.
- Rachel is one of my closest friends.
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But being the only one that knows
about this makes me feel special. Okay.
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Okay, stop, stop! Phoebe?
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Hey, Rach!
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What was that?
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Sorry. Mix-up.
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How was the movie?
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I haven't seen it yet.
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You'd better hurry. The Angelika! Go. Go!
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No!
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When we move in together,
can I get a gumball machine?
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Of course.
Joey wouldn't let you have one?
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No, when it comes to sweets,
he's surprisingly strict.
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Did you tell him you're moving out?
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No, I keep trying.
And I can get out "Joey, I have to..."
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Then I lose my nerve and I finish
with "...go to the bathroom."
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He may think I'm sick.
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I have to tell Rachel, but I...
We just gotta get it over with.
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Next time we see them,
we'll just tell them. That's it.
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That's how it'll work now?
You'll just order me around?
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- Pretty much.
- All right.
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Hey, Monica.
Hey, man, you feeling better?
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[STAMMERS]
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MONICA:
Joey.
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We have something to tell you.
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Oh, my God!
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You're pregnant!
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No! No?
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- No.
- No!
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Look, Joe, here's the thing. Um...
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Monica and I have decided
to live together, here.
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So I'm gonna be moving out, man.
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Wow.
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Oh, uh, hey!
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I'm really happy for you guys.
Congratulations. See you later.
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- Joey! Joey! Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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I gotta go. I've got an acting job.
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Like you'd believe that.
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This sucks!
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I'll be across the hall.
And I promise you...
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...the minute Monica and I break up,
I'm moving right back in.
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Look, uh, If you're gonna move in
with him...
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...I feel it is my responsibility
to tell you the truth about him.
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He's a terrible roommate. Terrible.
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He, uh, forgets to, um...
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He always, he always, uh...
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Who am I kidding?
He's the best roommate!
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- Hey, Pheebs. Have you seen Rachel?
- Hey.
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- No, why?
- I have some exciting news.
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You're pregnant.
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No!
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Chandler and I are moving in together.
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Oh, that's good!
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But if you were pregnant,
what would you name it? Hint, Phoebe.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What's up?
- Well, um...
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Chandler and I are moving in together.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my little sister
and my best friend...
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...shacking up.
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That's great. That's great. Mwah.
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- Guys, I'm happy too.
- Okay, come here.
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Big day, huh? People moving in.
People getting annulled.
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I gotta go find Rachel. But, um...
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If you see her, give her some really
bad news, so mine doesn't seem so bad.
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Okay, bye.
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Hmm. Something bad to tell Rachel.
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Bad news for Rachel.
What could that be?
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Can you just lay off, please?
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My life is an embarrassment. I should
just go live under somebody's stairs.
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It's not that big a deal.
You'll have been divorced three times.
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You'll have a life, you'll date...
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No, I won't. I'll be at the bottom
of the dating barrel now.
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The only guys below me
will be Four-Divorce Guy...
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...uh, Murderer Guy...
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...and geologists.
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[GIGGLES]
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Ross, you're being ridiculous.
You are cute and smart and sweet.
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That is much more important
than three stupid divorces.
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Have you dated anyone
who's been divorced three times?
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That's not fair. Most guys that have
been divorced three times are 60.
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Nobody cares about this except you.
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This embarrassment thing
is all in your head.
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- Here, I'll show you. Come here.
- What?
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Hi. My friend Ross is about to be
divorced for the third time.
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But wouldn't you date him?
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And if you wait right here,
I'll go get Ross.
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- Hey.
- Agh. Thought you were Rachel.
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- What gave me away?
- I gotta tell her.
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Get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe.
She's the only one left.
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It's official.
We're moving in together.
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No turning back.
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[IN DEEP VOICE]
Are you scared? Are you?
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No.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
That was my scariest voice. You're brave.
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- Hey. Ugh.
CHANDLER & MONICA: Hey.
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The worst day.
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You're finally making progress at work,
then your boss calls you Racquel.
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First four years of my work,
they called me...
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[BABBLING]
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- Seriously.
- I believe you.
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It was in the middle of a meeting,
so no one wants to correct her.
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So everyone's calling me Racquel.
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By the end of the day, the mailroom
guys were calling me Rocky.
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Well, I still think you're
very, very nice and very pretty.
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What?
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All yours, babe.
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Rachel, come here.
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Have a seat.
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Okay.
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Listen, um, Chandler and I...
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...are going to live together.
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Here.
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Oh, my God.
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That's so great!
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I'm so happy for you guys!
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Really?
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And that was so sweet of you to ask.
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The three of us are gonna have
such a good time living together!
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Yes, we are.
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Chandler, you'll have to watch
those long showers you take...
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...because you know
Racquel can't be late.
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- Rach.
- He'll work on that.
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Oh. Aw, this is so exciting!
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Oh, wow.
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[GASPS]
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[SINGS]
Come and knock on our door
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[SINGS]
We'll be waiting for you
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See? Once you know the stories,
it's not that bad.
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First marriage: Wife's hidden sexuality.
Not my fault.
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Second marriage:
Said the wrong name at the altar.
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A little my fault.
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Third marriage:
They shouldn't let you get married...
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...when you're drunk
and have writing on your face.
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Nevada's fault.
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So, what do you think, ladies?
Who wouldn't want to date him?
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The divorces don't bother me.
I'd date him.
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But not while he's still married.
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And you, wouldn't you want a date?
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I'm not dating at all anymore.
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I was only dating guys
that were bad for me.
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So I decided that until I work that...
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Good. Good. Whatever.
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What about you, Meg?
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Well, I don't care about
the divorces either.
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But I wouldn't date him.
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It's just that he's obviously
still in love with this Rachel girl.
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What?
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She said, "He's obviously still
in love with this Rachel girl."
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This is crazy. I mean, yes,
Rachel is my good friend.
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And I have loved her in the past...
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...but now, she is just my wife.
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Phoebe, will you help me out here?
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Well, I thought you loved her
when you married her.
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We were drunk! I would've married
Joey with that amount of alcohol.
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Hey! You could do a lot worse
than Joey Tribbiani!
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I'm sorry, but you guys are wrong.
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I just don't want
to be divorced three times.
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Yes, and now he's using
this three-divorces reason...
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...because he wants to stay married
to her because he loves her.
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I must say, well done. Bravo, Meg.
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Okay, fine. If this is what you think...
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...forget about the whole
three-divorce thing.
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I'll go to my lawyer's office right now
and get this marriage annulled. Okay?
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She means nothing to me.
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Noth... Nothing!
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Okay, now I wouldn't date you
because you seem a little creepy.
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I am so attracted to him right now.
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When will we tell Rachel
what actually will happen?
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Soon.
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I just couldn't before.
You saw how upset Joey got.
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I couldn't do it.
She's my best friend.
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Joey's my best friend.
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I'm not your best friend?
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You just said...!
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Ugh.
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Of course, you're my best friend.
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Would you tell Rachel?
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- All right. At least I'm prepared.
- Okay.
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- Oh, yes.
- Hey!
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Hey, hey.
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- They're not for you. Are you upset?
- I am now.
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Hey, roomie.
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Okay, bye.
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Rach. Ahem.
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There's something, um,
important I have to tell you.
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Are you pregnant?
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No, but I'm throwing this shirt away.
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I think there was a little
misunderstanding before.
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- Mm-hm.
- Um...
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When I said that, uh, Chandler and I
wanted to live together...
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...we meant alone together.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, my God. That's funny.
I can't believe I did that.
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No, sweetie. You know what?
This is my fault.
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I wasn't clear.
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I'm really sorry.
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Listen, you take as much time
as you need to move out, okay?
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There's absolutely no rush.
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Okay.
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Don't you want a cookie?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Do you need a tissue?
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Mm-hm.
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- Where did you get these?
- I made them.
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Oh, God, they're so yummy!
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It's gonna be weird when I come home
and you're not here.
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No more Joey and Chan's.
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No more J and C's.
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Want to go to Joey and Chandler's?
Can't. It's not there.
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I'll be across the hall.
We can still do all the same stuff.
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We won't be able in the night
and have those long talks...
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...about our feelings and the future.
247
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Not once did we do that.
248
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- Hi.
CHANDLER & JOEY: Hey.
249
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So I told Rachel that it's just
gonna be the two of us.
250
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,977
Oh, yeah? Well, how'd she take it?
251
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,354
Really well. Yeah.
252
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,106
Surprisingly well.
253
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,568
She didn't cry.
She wasn't angry or sad.
254
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:27,949
And you're upset because you
didn't make your best friend cry?
255
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,035
All I'm asking for is a little emotion.
256
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,413
Is that too much to ask after six years?
257
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,416
What, are Rachel and I
not as close as you guys?
258
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:40,753
I mean, did we not have as much fun?
Don't I deserve a few tears?
259
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,173
When we told Joey, he cried his eyes out.
260
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:48,177
Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!
261
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,847
Come on, it's like the end of an era.
262
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,974
No more J-Man and Channy's!
263
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,312
Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?
264
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,154
You got married again?
265
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,197
Yes.
266
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:12,702
So that's your second marriage
in two years?
267
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,163
Yes. Second in two years.
268
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Third, overall.
269
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,252
I have been a divorce attorney
for 23 years...
270
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,589
...and never have I had
so much business from one client.
271
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,344
Why don't you tell me what happened?
272
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:34,057
Basically, Rachel and I were
in Vegas, and we got drunk.
273
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,602
I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel
whose name you said...
274
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,729
...at the altar
in the second marriage?
275
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,773
Yes, yes, yes. Heh.
276
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,942
But I do not love her.
277
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,234
Oh.
278
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,070
That's better then.
279
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,991
This was just a drunken mistake,
and I need to get it annulled.
280
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,326
I see.
281
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,412
Have you considered therapy?
282
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:02,126
I think just the annulment for today.
283
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,712
- There are some forms to fill out.
- Easy.
284
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:09,384
We'll need witnesses who can testify
that you were not of sound mind.
285
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,469
No problem. Heh.
286
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,889
We'll need you and Rachel
to testify before a judge.
287
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,766
Ooh.
288
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,853
There's no way to do this without her?
289
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,983
Because I kind of already told her
it was taken care of.
290
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,193
Of course you did.
291
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:33,449
Look, you can't get an annulment
unless you and Rachel are both there.
292
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,826
Uh-huh.
293
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:38,413
What about someone
who looks like Rachel?
294
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,958
I will think about the therapy.
295
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,798
- Hey.
MONICA: Hey.
296
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:54,012
So, um, I was thinking that maybe we
should start dividing up our stuff.
297
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,097
Okay.
298
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,558
No point in dragging it out.
299
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,228
Dragging out the long process
of you moving out...
300
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,605
...and us not living together anymore.
301
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,107
Okay.
302
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,446
- Hey, Rach.
- Yeah?
303
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,240
What about this? Who gets this?
304
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,202
I don't know if I want it because
it might be too many memories.
305
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,414
- What is that?
- I don't know.
306
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,584
Rachel.
307
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,795
How about this?
I want you to have the big plate.
308
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:32,091
Wow, Monica, thanks.
I love this plate.
309
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,219
Something to remember me by.
310
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,140
Mon, you're not dying.
I'm just moving out.
311
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,602
We're gonna see each other
all the time.
312
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,772
But still, it's a big change.
313
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,150
The end of an era, you might say.
314
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,946
Are you okay? You're not blinking.
315
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:59,327
I'm fine. I was thinking about
how it's an end of an era.
316
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,370
Oh, all right.
317
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:07,418
But I gotta say, I don't think
six years counts as an era.
318
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:10,546
An era is defined as
a significant period of time.
319
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,175
It was significant for me.
Maybe it wasn't significant to you!
320
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,804
- What is the matter with you?
- What is the matter with you?
321
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,807
Why aren't you more upset?
322
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,102
Aren't you gonna be sad
that we're not living together?
323
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,312
Aren't you gonna miss me at all?
324
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,482
Monica, all right.
But don't get mad at me.
325
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,820
It's just a little hard to believe.
326
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,072
What's hard to believe?
327
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,368
I mean, it's you guys.
You do this kind of stuff, you know?
328
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:44,705
You were gonna get married in Vegas,
and then you backed out.
329
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:49,377
I'm not upset because I don't see you
going through with it. I'm sorry.
330
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,423
Rachel.
331
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,468
It's going to happen.
332
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,303
Chandler is gonna move in here.
333
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,390
- But I...
- No, wait. Just let me finish, okay?
334
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:07,103
This isn't something that we just
impulsively decided to do in Vegas.
335
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,856
This is something
that we both really want.
336
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,068
And it is going to happen.
337
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,237
It is?
338
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,699
Really?
339
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,826
Yeah, sweetie.
340
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:27,540
You mean, we're not gonna
live together anymore?
341
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,876
No.
342
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,295
Well...
343
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,965
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna miss you so much.
344
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,967
I'm gonna miss you.
345
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,928
I mean, it's the end of an era!
346
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,638
I know!
347
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,519
PHOEBE: Okay, bye.
- Oh, no.
348
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,522
So did you get the annulment?
349
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,859
- I couldn't.
- I knew it. Because you love Rachel.
350
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:58,571
It's not that.
Annulments are more complicated...
351
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,073
Complicated because of the love.
352
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,118
I do not love Rachel.
353
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,287
I'm telling her
about the whole thing...
354
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,373
...so we can get this marriage
annulled as fast as possible.
355
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,959
Would I do that if I loved her?
356
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,129
I've never been more convinced
of your love for her.
357
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,634
I do not have feelings
for Rachel, okay?
358
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,181
Oh, what's wrong?
359
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,392
Monica and Chandler are
moving in here...
360
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,395
...and I have to move out
and everything is changing.
361
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,815
Oh, my, come here, come here.
It's okay.
362
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,360
Aw, everything's gonna be okay.
363
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:38,653
Thank you.
364
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,905
Of course.
365
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,752
So Ross and Rachel got married.
366
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,546
Monica and Chandler
almost got married.
367
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,632
You think you and I should hook up?
368
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:02,969
Oh, we do. Ha, ha.
369
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,679
But not just yet.
370
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,140
Really? Well, when?
371
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,643
Okay. Um.
372
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:14,272
Ahem, well, first Chandler and Monica
will get married...
373
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,607
...and be filthy rich, by the way.
374
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,818
- But it won't work out.
- Wow.
375
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,152
I know.
376
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,198
Then I'm gonna marry Chandler
for the money.
377
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,785
And you'll marry Rachel
and have the beautiful kids.
378
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,328
Great.
379
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,498
But then we ditch those two
and we get married.
380
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,710
We'll have Chandler's money
and Rachel's kids.
381
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,964
Getting custody will be easy
because of Rachel's drinking problem.
382
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,341
Ooh, ooh, what about Ross?
383
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,885
I don't want to go into the whole thing,
but, um...
384
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,638
...we have words and I kill him.
385
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,520
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