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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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- Hey, Joey!
JOEY [OVER PHONE]: Hey, Pheebs.
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Can you do me a favor?
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I forgot the PIN to my ATM card.
Can you get it for me?
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PHOEBE:
Sure. Where is it?
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Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine
on the corner.
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Oh, so you're 5-6-3-9?
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That's it! Thanks.
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- Wanna talk to Chandler?
- Let me talk to him.
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JOEY:
He didn't believe in my movie...
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...which is a big mistake,
because it is real. Real.
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I've tried to apologize.
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If I can't do it on the phone,
I'll go and do it in person.
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I heard that. Uh, can you put him on?
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Yeah.
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- Hey.
- Don't come out here.
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I support you 100 percent
and I wanna prove that to you in person.
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I got that. I forgive you.
Don't come out here.
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You haven't taken
my calls for a week.
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I'm totally over it. Friends forever.
Don't come out here.
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Would you mind doing
a picture with us?
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Uh, what was that?
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Uh, Entertainment Tonight.
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Good talking to you
and don't come out here.
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Monica?
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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Monica?
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Phoebe?
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I'm so sorry.
Have you been here long?
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That's okay.
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What the hell took you so long?
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You can't tell Chandler.
I ran into Richard.
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- Which Richard?
- The Richard.
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Richard Simmons? Oh, my God!
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No, my ex-boyfriend Richard.
You know, the tall guy, mustache.
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Okay, that actually makes more sense.
How was it?
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It was really nice. We talked
and I had lunch with him.
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That's weird. I dreamed
you had lunch with Richard.
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- Really?
- Again, Richard Simmons.
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Go on.
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The strange part was
he was really nice...
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...and he looks great,
but I didn't feel anything.
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So why can't we tell Chandler?
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It'll freak him out and tomorrow's our
anniversary. I don't wanna spoil it.
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I can't believe you guys
have lasted a whole year!
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Wow, I owe Rachel 20 bucks.
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What?
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On a totally different bet.
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Hey!
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- It's almost our anniversary!
- I know.
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One year ago today, I was just
your annoying friend Chandler.
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Aw, now you're just
my annoying friend Chandler.
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- Huh.
- I got you a gift.
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- It's not till tomorrow.
- I know, but you have to open it today.
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[BOTH GIGGLING]
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Okay! There you go!
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- It's two tickets to Vegas!
- Wow.
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Yeah! For this weekend!
It'll be perfect.
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You'll see Joey, plus, we'll start
our celebration on the plane.
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We can call it our "Plane-a-versary."
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We have to?
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This is great, but Joey didn't want
any of us there.
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He doesn't want us to go to any trouble.
He'll be excited when we surprise him.
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Plus, we get to have
our own "Anna-Vegas-ry"!
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"Anna-vada-versary!"
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I think we should see other people.
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We can go, right?
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Great idea.
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I'm gonna go too!
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Pheebs, it's kind of
our anniversary.
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You won't ditch me
like you did with London.
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Ditch you?
You were pregnant...
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Uh-huh. Great story. I'm going.
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- Hi.
PHOEBE: Hey.
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Listen, this weekend we're all gonna go
to Las Vegas to surprise Joey!
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Including me!
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Do you wanna go?
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I can take a couple days off work.
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Of course you can take a couple days
off, because this trip includes me!
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I've got a presentation tomorrow.
I can't miss that.
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I've got tickets to the Van Gogh
exhibit. I waited a year for this.
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- Rach, maybe we can fly out Saturday?
- Sounds great.
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I'll call the airlines.
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That'll be nice to have
the apartment to myself.
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To walk around naked.
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No, so I can be by myself.
Have a little alone time.
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Naked alone time.
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Just because I'm alone doesn't mean
I wanna walk around naked.
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You live alone,
you don't walk around naked.
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Uh-huh. Why does it takes me so long
to answer the door?
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So far, is this trip to Las Vegas
better or worse than the trip to London?
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So far, it's pretty much
the same, Pheebs.
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What about after I give you
these candies?
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- I guess it's a little better now.
PHOEBE: Ha, ha.
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Las Vegas, 1. London, 0.
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I'll be back.
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Happy Plane-a-versary.
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Aw. I love you.
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- Can I give you your present now?
- Okay!
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Oh, don't tell me I did this.
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I love "I forgot the present" fake-out!
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How about "I did forget the present,
forgive me" not fake-out?
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You can give it to me
when we get back.
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This is the worst thing
that could happen.
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You decided to tell him
about the Richard thing.
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What "Richard thing"?
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Oh, no.
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What "Richard thing"?
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Simmons. Go with Simmons.
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I ran into Richard yesterday.
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He asked me if I wanted to go
for a bite and I did.
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I didn't tell you
because you'd get mad...
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...and I didn't wanna spoil
our anniversary.
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I'm not mad.
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Really?
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So you bumped into Richard.
You grabbed a "bite."
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No big deal.
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Great.
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Okay, London, 1.
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Ooh.
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Hmm.
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Oh, look what happened.
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RACHEL:
Huh, check me out.
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I'm in my kitchen...
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...naked.
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I'm picking up an orange.
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I'm naked.
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I'm lighting the candles.
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Naked. And carefully.
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ROSS:
Oh, my God! That's Rachel, naked!
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I can't look at that.
I am looking at this.
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Okay, vivid colors,
expressive brush strokes.
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Unless she wants me
to be looking at that.
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She knows I'm home.
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She knows I can see her.
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What kind of game is she playing?
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I think maybe someone's lonely tonight.
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Oh, Dr. Geller.
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Stop it. You're being silly. Ha, ha.
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Or am I?
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[DONNA SUMMER'S "LOVE TO LOVE
YOU BABY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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RACHEL [SINGING]:
Love to love you baby
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Ow
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Love to love you baby
Ow
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[KNOCKING]
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Love to love you baby
Ow
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[KNOCKING]
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RACHEL [IN NORMAL VOICE]:
Darn it!
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[RACHEL GROANS]
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Hey.
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May I come in?
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Uh, yeah, if you want to.
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Do you want me to?
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Yeah, sure?
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So do I.
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Okay, Rach, before anything happens...
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...I wanna lay down a couple
of ground rules.
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This is just about tonight.
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I won't go through with this
if it'll raise the question of "us."
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I just want this to be...
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...about what it is.
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And, um...
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...what is that, Ross?
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The physical act of love.
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What, are you crazy?
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So you weren't trying to entice me
just now with your nakedness?
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[GASPS]
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Oh, God. You saw me?
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You weren't trying to entice me
with your nakedness?
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No!
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You actually thought
I wanted to have sex with you?
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No!
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No.
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No, no, no, no.
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PHOEBE:
Hey, you guys, wait! You guys.
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This place is much better than London.
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A lady dressed like Cleopatra
gave me this.
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Ninety-nine cent
steak and lobster dinner. Huh.
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You don't eat animals.
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For ninety-nine cents I'd eat you.
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I can totally settle down here.
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It's got everything I could ever want.
Including Joey! Look!
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Look! Hey!
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Oh, my God.
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PHOEBE:
Hey, Joey!
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PHOEBE: Wow!
- Hi.
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Love your condoms, my man.
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Why are you here?
I told you not to come.
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Why are you dressed as a gladiator?
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Uh, because I'm shooting a scene right now.
I play a gladiator.
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Hold on a second. Can we cut?
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My friends are here.
I'm gonna take a break.
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Who are you talking to?
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The director.
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Uh, her.
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All right, it's not a gladiator movie.
I work here.
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Why? What happened?
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The movie shut down.
Ran out of money.
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I'm working here till it starts up,
if it ever does.
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MONICA: I'm so sorry.
PHOEBE: Such a drag.
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Sorry I didn't tell you. I'm sorry.
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Apparently there's
a new policy of not sharing.
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- I knew you weren't okay with that.
- So you're a gladiator!
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What's going on?
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- Monica had lunch with Richard.
- Dawson?
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PHOEBE:
No...
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But that would've been so cool!
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Her boyfriend Richard.
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It meant nothing. After all this time,
how can you not trust me?
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When you go lunching with hunky men
and don't tell me!
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You're right. I'm sorry.
I should've told you.
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Thanks.
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- Aw, there we go.
- Now I love Vegas.
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I promise you next time
I absolutely will tell you.
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"Next time"?
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Ooh, so close.
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There won't be a next time.
You cannot see him again.
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I cannot see him?
You can't tell me what to do.
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That's funny, I think I just did.
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If you act like this,
I won't be around you.
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- Fine.
- Happy anniversary!
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Guys, please! Come on, come on.
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This is obviously
a misunderstanding.
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- No, it's not.
- What're you talking about?
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Don't look at me. I just work here.
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Okay, um, Ross? I'm a little warm,
so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater.
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Now, I'm just letting you know...
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...this is not an invitation
to the physical act of love.
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Yep, that's hilarious.
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I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.
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You know, last night was
embarrassing for you too.
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No, not really.
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But you know,
I just don't embarrass that easily.
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What? You totally get embarrassed.
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No, I don't. Ross, I think I'm just
a more secure person than you are.
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- Is that so?
- Yeah.
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Hey, lady!
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I don't care how much
you want it, okay?
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I am not gonna have sex
with you in the bathroom!
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You know, in Roman times,
this was more than just a hat.
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Really?
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Yeah, sure, sure.
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They would scrub the floors.
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They'd use it to get the mud
off their shoe.
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Sometimes underneath
the horse would get dirty.
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So they would stick it right...
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I can't believe this is how
I'm spending my anniversary.
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I'll take you someplace nice.
A guy tipped me $100.
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00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,021
- Whoa!
- Yeah.
251
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,483
He was playing blackjack
for an hour and he won $5000.
252
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,401
Can you believe that?
253
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,820
If I won $5000, I'd join a gym.
254
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,489
Build up my upper body...
255
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:52,200
...and hit Richard from behind
with a stick.
256
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,287
Wait! Why don't I just
do what that guy did?
257
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,706
I'll take this $100,
turn it into $5000...
258
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,210
...and I'll turn that into enough
to get my movie going!
259
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,504
Good luck.
260
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:08,216
- I don't need luck. I've thought this through.
- I see.
261
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,098
MONICA: Thank you.
PHOEBE: Thanks.
262
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:19,102
I can't believe this.
This is like the worst night ever.
263
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,730
You had a minor setback
in your relationship.
264
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,649
Big deal. It's only Chandler.
265
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,195
I am so sorry.
266
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,200
This is crazy having
such a stupid argument.
267
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,160
I don't wanna see Richard.
268
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,329
So go fix it.
269
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,249
Find Chandler.
He's probably in your room.
270
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,376
Tell him sorry and you love him.
271
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,670
You're right, Phoebe.
272
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,338
- Thank you.
- Sure.
273
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,884
Yeah! Las Vegas! Number one!
274
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,063
- Anybody lose this?
- Coming out.
275
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,523
Place your bet.
276
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,067
Dice her out.
277
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,405
Yellow 11. Pay the front line!
278
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,369
Hmm.
279
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,667
So, uh, I'm on my way
back to the bathroom.
280
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:30,923
All right, all right.
Just keep walking, all right?
281
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,301
[ROSS CHUCKLES]
282
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,477
What are you... I am sorry, sir.
283
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,688
I think he just really likes you.
284
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,194
Hey...
285
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:55,073
You know that teacher who had a baby
with her student?
286
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,616
[MUTTERS]
287
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,086
STEWARDESS: Can I help you?
- Yes.
288
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:13,132
Do you have any extra pants? Uh, my friend
seems to have had a little accident.
289
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,474
- Can I change 100?
- Changing 100.
290
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,811
- Good luck, sir.
- Thanks.
291
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,022
That's right.
292
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,071
- Thirteen.
- Hit me!
293
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,533
Oh, man!
294
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,495
Wait!
295
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,791
You are not gonna believe this!
296
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,752
I have found my identical hand twin.
297
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,049
What?
298
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,760
My identical hand twin!
299
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,305
What's an identical hand twin?
300
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:05,184
It was incredible. The dealer's hands
were exactly like mine.
301
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,854
It was like looking
at my hands in a mirror!
302
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:12,400
You sure you weren't
looking at your hands in a mirror?
303
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:17,280
Don't you see what this means?
I can forget about that stupid movie.
304
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,073
I'm gonna be a millionaire!
305
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,368
How?
306
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,912
I don't have it all worked out yet.
307
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,791
But it's gotta mean big money.
Come on, identical hands!
308
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,420
Again, I must go back to...
309
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,088
...how?
310
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:39,177
This is Vegas, man.
People will pay to see freaky stuff!
311
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,681
How much would you pay
to see this hand...
312
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,184
...twice? Huh?
313
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,981
I can't really put a price on that.
314
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,859
Are you un-supporting me again?
315
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,402
No. No.
316
00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:00,281
I support you 100 percent.
I just didn't get it right away.
317
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,949
Now I'm caught up.
318
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,035
Identical hand twins.
319
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,703
It's a million-dollar idea!
320
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,955
[KNOCKING]
321
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,501
- Hey!
- Pheebs!
322
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,587
I found my identical hand twin!
323
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,006
Oh, you're so lucky!
324
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,472
So where's Monica?
Did you guys make up?
325
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:27,600
- No.
- But she just came up here.
326
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,518
That was Joey.
327
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,271
I wonder where she is? It's so weird.
328
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,357
She's probably talking to Richard.
329
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,234
Would you stop that?
330
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,154
You know what she said
after her lunch with Richard?
331
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,241
She didn't feel anything for him.
She loves you.
332
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,285
- Really?
- Yes.
333
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:50,873
She feels terrible. She really wants
to make up. You've gotta find her.
334
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:53,834
Okay.
335
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,586
Good.
336
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,971
I should really start wearing hats.
337
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,476
STEWARDESS:
Welcome to Las Vegas.
338
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,771
- Did you enjoy your flight?
- I did.
339
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,524
Thank you very much.
It was excellent.
340
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:03,738
- I hope you had a nice flight.
- Oh, it was the best.
341
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,160
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