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I'm gonna get more coffee,
do you want anything, baby doll?
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I'm fine. Thanks.
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See, I can't pull off "baby doll," can I?
4
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No, I think we learned that
from the "sugar lips" incident.
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- I'm gonna get some tea.
- Okay.
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How you doing, pumpkin?
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Nope.
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- So it looks like it's going well for you two.
- I know. Really well.
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In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe
to move in with me.
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- Oh, my God.
- What do you think?
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I think that it's great.
When are you gonna ask her?
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- Tonight. But don't say anything, okay?
- I swear. I promise. I promise.
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My God, I'm so excited.
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But listen, do not get her flowers, okay?
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Because she cries when they die,
then there's the whole funeral.
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- I'll see you after work, sweetie.
- Okay. Bye.
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So, what movie should we see?
18
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Gary's gonna ask you
to move in with him.
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What? Really?
20
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He told me at the counter.
He made me promise not to tell...
21
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...but I couldn't hold it in any longer.
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I can't believe this.
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Right? Because it's fast.
Because it's so fast. It's fast.
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- Relax. It's Phoebe, not you.
- Oh.
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Good for you, Pheebs. Way to go.
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- No, but it is fast, isn't it?
- No.
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- I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready.
- So, what are you gonna do?
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I don't know. I'll just handle it.
I'll ask you to talk to him.
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Me? Why me?
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Because you are
so afraid of commitment.
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You talk to him. Make him scared
like you, make him a man.
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I'll try, but I'm not sure
what good it would do...
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...because I'm less afraid of commitment
than I used to be.
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That is so sweet.
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Still terrified.
I'll take care of it no problem.
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Hey, Ross, is, uh, Staten Island
really an island?
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Uh-huh. That's why they call it
Staten "Island."
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Oh, I thought it was like Long Island.
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Also an island.
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- Hey, what time is it?
- Two seventeen.
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Wow, you realize we've been throwing
this ball without dropping it for an hour?
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Are you serious?
43
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Yeah, I realized it a half-hour ago,
but I didn't wanna say anything...
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...because I didn't wanna jinx it.
45
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Wow, we are pretty good at this.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, we totally forgot about lunch.
48
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I think that's the first time
I've ever missed a meal.
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I think my pants are a little loose.
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Hey, you guys. Uh, is Monica here?
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JOEY: No.
ROSS: No.
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Listen, um, I bought something.
I'm not sure she's gonna like it.
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And it's gonna seem crazy...
54
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...but this is something I've wanted
since I was a little girl.
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You bought Shaun Cassidy.
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No. I wish.
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Okay, you ready?
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BOTH:
Yeah.
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Check it out.
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- Oh, my God. What is it?
- What the hell is that?
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- It's a cat.
- That is not a cat.
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Yes, it is.
63
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Why is it inside out?
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Excuse me, but this is a purebred,
show-quality sphinx cat.
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How much did you pay for that?
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Well, it was a little extravagant,
but I got a good deal.
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ROSS: Yeah, how much?
- Thousand bucks.
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On a cat?
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It's not a cat.
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All right. Listen, ball boys.
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My grandmother had one of these
when I was little...
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...and it was the sweetest thing.
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I mean, it was so cute, it would sit
in my lap and just purr all day long...
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...and I would drag a shoe string
on the ground and it would chase it.
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Free cats do that too, you know.
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It's not a cat.
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Look, guys,
I'm really excited about this, okay?
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I don't care what you think.
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I'm gonna go set up a little litter box
for Mrs. Whiskerson.
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Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?
81
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Hey, do you wanna get something to eat
or, uh...
82
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...see how long we can throw this ball
back and forth?
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- Uh, the ball thing.
- Yeah?
84
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Hey, Ross, wouldn't it be great
if we could go for like two straight hours...
85
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...without dropping it?
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Uh, yeah, it would.
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- Let's do it.
- Okay.
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- Uh-oh.
ROSS: What?
89
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I have to pee.
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And Rachel's in the bathroom.
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JOEY:
Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it.
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I know.
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Don't switch hands, okay?
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Hey, ladies.
What are you in here for?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, Chandler, what are you doing here?
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- Gary, I am here to report a crime.
- Yeah?
98
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It is a crime that you and I
don't spend time together.
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Ha, ha. What's up?
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Uh, well, I heard that you were thinking
about asking Phoebe to move in with you...
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...and I thought maybe we should have
a talk, you know, man to... well, me.
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Sure, okay.
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Um, are you crazy?
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Are you insane?
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If you live with Phoebe, you two
are gonna be, you know, living together.
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Yeah, I considered that.
I just know it'd make me happy.
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- Heh. You mean scared.
- No, I mean happy.
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Scared happy.
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- Chandler, what are you doing?
- I'm trying to open your eyes, my man.
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Don't you see? If you live with Phoebe,
she is always gonna be there.
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You're gonna get home, she's there.
You go to bed, she's there.
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You wake up and oh, yes, she's there.
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I know. I can't wait.
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Were your parents happy or something?
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Listen, Chandler, the way I see it...
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...I was lucky enough to find someone
that I really love.
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I just wanna be around her
as much as I can.
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Wow, you know, when you say it,
it doesn't sound so scary.
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- So you know what I'm talking about?
- Yeah, I think I do.
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You know what?
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You move in with her.
You move in right with her right now.
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- Maybe I should move in with Monica.
- No, it's too soon for you guys.
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[CHUCKLING]
You're right about that.
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When they found the remains
of the Mesozoic mastodon...
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...they discovered what appeared
to be the remains...
126
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...of a Paleozoic amphibian in its jaws.
127
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How did it get there?
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Maybe this should be more
of a quiet game.
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- Hey, guys.
JOEY: Hey.
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Joey, I left my watch
on the counter last night.
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- It was here. Where is it?
- I don't know.
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Well, come on, I'm late for work.
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How do you know?
You don't have a watch.
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Guys, could you stop throwing the ball
for one minute and just help me find it?
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Oh, I don't know. Yeah, can't do it.
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[ROSS & JOEY YELL]
137
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- What?
- Whatever you do, do not drop that ball.
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- Yeah, we haven't dropped it in...
- Two hours, 27 minutes.
139
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Really?
140
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I'm not gonna be able
to make it in to work today.
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Um, I don't feel very good.
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Yes!
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Wow, uh, for a second there,
I thought I was feeling better, but I'm not.
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ROSS: Hey, Rach.
- Hey.
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Check it out. Almost three hours
without dropping it.
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Wow, congratulations.
That's quite a waste of time.
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MONICA: Rach.
RACHEL: Yeah.
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You have scratches all over you.
What happened?
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- Well, it's my cat.
- What?
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- Oh, yeah, I got a cat.
- I don't want a cat.
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- Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.
ROSS: Yeah.
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You guys, this cat is nothing like
my grandmother's cat.
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It's not sweet. It's not cute.
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I even dragged a string on the ground...
155
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...and it just flipped out
and scratched the hell out of me.
156
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And I swear... I know this sounds crazy,
but every time this cat hisses at me...
157
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...I know it's saying, "Rachel."
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Doesn't sound as crazy
as paying $1000 for a cat.
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You paid $1000 for a cat
when you owe me 300?
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Well, I was gonna let you play with it.
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Hey.
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Did you talk to Gary
about the moving in thing?
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- Yes, I did, and I think you should do it.
- What?
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He's a great guy and he loves you a lot.
You are a very lucky lady.
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You are useless.
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Freaking out about commitment
is the one thing you can do...
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...and you can't even do that right. God.
168
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Sorry. If he asked me,
I'd move in with him.
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Oh!
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Ooh, ooh, get out of here,
good-for-nothing.
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- Hey, Chandler.
- Hey, Gar.
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Hey, sweetie.
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- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah. Okay.
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- You look very pretty today.
- Thanks. Okay.
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- Here's the thing.
- Yeah.
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You know, I really want this relationship
to move forward.
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Because if you're not moving forward,
you know, you're just moving backwards.
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Now, that's not true. If you're not
moving forward, you're staying still.
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And staying still is good. Watch this.
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- Phoebe?
- Yeah?
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I want you to move in with me.
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That is so sweet.
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But don't you think
that it's a little it's too soon?
184
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I mean, there's so much
we don't know about each other.
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Oh.
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Oh, okay. I get it.
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I don't want us to jump into something
that we're not ready for, you know.
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Uh-huh.
189
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I really don't want
to mess up what we have.
190
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I'm just worried it's gonna
be a big mistake.
191
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Yeah.
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Which is why my answer is yes.
193
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- Really?
- Uh-huh.
194
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You're so happy.
195
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,107
Monica, stop throwing it so hard.
196
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We're on the same team.
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Four hours? You guys have been
doing this for four hours?
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That's right, baby.
199
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- All right. Let me in.
- No, no. Don't do it.
200
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What?
201
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He's a dropper.
202
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,962
Oh, yeah. That's right.
203
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I'm not a dropper.
204
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It's really a three-person game,
you know?
205
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It's throwing and catching.
206
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All right.
207
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Oh, oh, it's so hard.
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[CHICKEN CLUCKS AND DUCK QUACKS]
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Don't worry, guys.
It's not a cat.
210
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Oh, my... Oh, good God.
211
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I give up, you guys. I don't know
what I'm gonna do with this thing.
212
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Baking it didn't help, huh?
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Why don't you just take it back
to where you got it?
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I tried. They won't take her back.
215
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Maybe that's because
she's a minion of the Antichrist.
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Rach, why won't they take it back?
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Well, they said they would,
but would only give me store credit.
218
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What am I gonna do,
get a thousand regular cats?
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If you want, you can keep it
until you find out what to do with it.
220
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No, Mon, that's not the point.
I'm out a thousand dollars...
221
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...I'm all scratched up...
222
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...and I'm stuck with this stupid cat
that looks like a hand.
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[SNEEZES]
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Oh, my God.
225
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The cat's made my eyes water.
Don't throw it to me.
226
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My vision's been compromised.
227
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Oh, God. Okay. Okay.
228
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,465
It's okay. Man, that was close.
229
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Yeah, you almost overreacted
to something.
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ALL:
Hey.
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- We have great news.
- We're moving in together. Isn't it great?
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Yay!
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JOEY: Congratulations.
ROSS: That's great.
234
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- I know, I'm so excited.
- So am I.
235
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Well, you're not more excited than I am.
No way. I'm the most excited. Ha.
236
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,319
Okay, I'll see you at the station later.
237
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,489
Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
Don't forget about the moving-in.
238
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,700
So you're moving in with him?
What happened?
239
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:51,871
I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad.
But maybe it'll be all right.
240
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,623
I do really like him a lot...
241
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,543
...and probably do it eventually anyway.
242
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,796
And plus, think of all the money
I'll save on stamps.
243
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,215
Why, do you write him a lot?
244
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,551
No, I just heard
when people live together...
245
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,178
...they split the cost
of stamps, don't they?
246
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,891
- Yeah, yeah.
CHANDLER: That's right.
247
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,812
Oh! Oh.
248
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,314
I'm sorry, the oven mitts
really freaked me out.
249
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,407
GARY:
Hey, honey.
250
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,660
Did you find any apartments
in Brooklyn Heights?
251
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,036
No, nothing.
252
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,496
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
253
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,039
- Nothing at all?
- No.
254
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,125
As soon as something opens up,
we'll move in.
255
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,335
Unless it doesn't have a pool.
I need a pool.
256
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,591
- Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
- Uh-huh.
257
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,678
Take a seat.
258
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:53,474
You okay? You feel all right?
259
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,644
Yeah, I feel great because
we're moving in together.
260
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,938
So you, uh...
261
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,859
You checked the paper for listings
in Brooklyn Heights, right?
262
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,612
You checked the Post?
263
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,364
Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing.
264
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,868
- Can I get some water?
- In a minute.
265
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:18,082
- You checked today's Post?
- Um, yeah, today's.
266
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,461
Hmm. Because, uh, this is today's Post.
267
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,130
And, uh, these are the listings I found.
268
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,134
Brooklyn Heights, two bedrooms.
Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom.
269
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,512
Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights,
Brooklyn Heights.
270
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:36,559
Oh, are these for rent?
I thought people were just bragging.
271
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,437
Let me tell you what I think
might be going on here.
272
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,689
No, no, don't look at the table.
Look at me.
273
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,277
Okay, I think somebody asked someone
to move in with him.
274
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,322
And I think someone said yes,
but now she's having doubts...
275
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,449
...because things are moving too fast
for someone.
276
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,868
Does that sound at all possible to you?
277
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,539
Yes, yes. Yes, fine, I am someone.
278
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,752
You want me to say it? I have doubts.
279
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,796
I'm sorry.
280
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,757
- Phoebe.
- Yeah?
281
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,259
Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way.
282
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:14,430
I mean, it is soon, and there's a lot of
things we don't know about each other.
283
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,141
I just figured everything I know about you,
I really like.
284
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:21,562
The things I don't know, I get to learn in a
place with both our names on the mailbox.
285
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,607
That's so sweet.
286
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,319
Sweetheart, but none of that matters
if it's too soon for you.
287
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,948
It's fine. We don't have to move in together.
I just want you to be happy.
288
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,785
- Living with you would make me happy.
- Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
289
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,830
No, I really wanna live with you.
I wanna move in with you.
290
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,124
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
291
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,627
Definitely, yes. Let's live in an apartment
that we both live in.
292
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,797
- Oh, that's great.
- Oh, wait, one sec. One sec.
293
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:52,051
Hey, you. Behind the glass.
Who are you looking at?
294
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,097
I've always wanted to say that every time
I was in one of these rooms...
295
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,765
...which was never.
296
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:04,731
Show cat. Quality show cat.
297
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,775
- Show cat.
- Oh, my God.
298
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,111
What's wrong with your baby?
299
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,572
That's not a baby. That's a cat.
300
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,533
- Ew, it's creepy looking.
- Oh, no.
301
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,119
No, it's actually very sweet.
It's very sweet. Look.
302
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,328
[CAT HISSES]
303
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:26,252
- Yeah. Do you want it?
- Ha, ha. No, I hate cats.
304
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,254
Well, so then what are you doing to me?
Okay?
305
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:31,549
Just get out of here, all right? Move on.
306
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,677
- Jeez.
- Wow, what an unusual cat.
307
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,472
Yes, thank you. Exactly. You want it?
308
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,098
Maybe.
309
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,518
I was thinking about getting a cat.
I was just gonna go to the shelter, but...
310
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,272
- Okay. Why not?
- Oh, terrific. That'll be $2,000.
311
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,400
- Ha. What?
- Okay, a thousand.
312
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,778
I thought you wanted me
to adopt your cat?
313
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:56,824
Well, I do, but you're gonna have to look
at this as more of an investment than a cat.
314
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,118
Okay, yeah. I just wanted a cat.
315
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,870
Okay, okay, okay.
316
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,663
[CHUCKLES]
317
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,415
Obviously, you know how to haggle...
318
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,959
...so I'm not gonna try and
take you on, okay?
319
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,878
So $800, and I don't call the cops...
320
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,380
...which I should
because you are robbing me blind.
321
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,009
Blind. Just take the cat,
leave the money and run away.
322
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,470
Just run away. Damn it. Ugh.
323
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,264
Can't you at least smile or something?
324
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,266
[CAT HISSES]
325
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,604
Okay, did anybody just hear that?
Anybody?
326
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,656
- I'm starving.
MONICA: Come on, guys. Suck it up.
327
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,658
We're closing in on 10 hours.
328
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,868
It's gut-check time.
329
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,455
I don't know who made you the boss.
We invented this game.
330
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,458
Please. I made this game what it is.
331
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,544
Not fun anymore?
332
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,296
I'm still hungry.
333
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,132
All right, there's some pizza at my place.
334
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,217
We can eat with one hand, right?
Are you with me?
335
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,137
- I am.
- All right, let's go. Come on.
336
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,222
Let's go, Team Monica.
337
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,435
All right, we can work out the name later.
338
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,483
Rachel, what is your cat doing
in one of my bowls?
339
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,318
It's not. I'm defrosting a chicken.
340
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,656
Oh, I sold, uh, Mrs. Whiskerson.
341
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,533
Oh, thank God.
342
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:23,327
- Did you get your money back?
- Yeah, $1500.
343
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,621
MONICA:
Wow, you made a profit?
344
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,586
- I just came for the red velvet pillow.
RACHEL: Oh, yeah.
345
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,006
- There you go.
- Thanks, Rachel.
346
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,176
And, uh, don't forget,
you can come visit her any time you want.
347
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,053
Oh, good. Great. I'll keep that in mind.
348
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:48,561
Ahem, hey. So, what is this,
some kind of snake or something?
349
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,282
I really like waking up with you.
350
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,035
I like waking up with you too.
351
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,163
Oh, it's such a beautiful morning.
352
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,873
I could stay here all day.
353
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,917
That would be great.
354
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,669
- We could have breakfast in bed.
- Wait, just a second.
355
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,254
[BIRDS SINGING]
356
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,048
Oh!
357
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,425
Oh, no.
358
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:26,098
All right. Come on, Monica.
Look alive. Come on, look alive.
359
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,438
Oh, good. You're all up.
360
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:36,108
Phoebe, it's six o'clock in the morning.
Why aren't you at Gary's?
361
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,069
- Oh, yeah. That's over.
ALL: What?
362
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,239
Come on, Gary's such a great guy.
Whatever the problem, you can work it out.
363
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,366
- He shot a bird.
- Oh, that is over.
364
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,786
MONICA: I'm sorry.
ROSS: That's terrible.
365
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:50,122
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, I'll be all right.
366
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:54,085
- Oh, hey, here, Pheebs.
- Oh. Nah, I don't feel like playing.
367
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,795
[ALL GASP]
368
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,176
It's okay. It's okay.
369
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,138
Just pretend that it didn't happen, okay?
No one needs to know.
370
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,266
Phoebe's not an official ball player.
371
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,477
I mean, only official ball players
can drop the ball.
372
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,605
JOEY: Come on.
ROSS: Let's go.
373
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,108
Phoebe, honey,
you wanna get breakfast?
374
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,151
PHOEBE: Yeah.
- Okay. Okay, let's race.
375
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,196
First one there wins. Ha, ha.
376
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,367
- You guys wanna eat here?
ALL: Yeah.
377
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,749
Oh, man, that was great, huh?
378
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,085
Can you believe how long
we threw that ball around?
379
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,462
It is amazing it lasted that long.
380
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,381
I know. My arm is killing me.
381
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,259
No, I meant with the dropper over here.
382
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,511
You know, how did I get
this reputation as a dropper?
383
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,222
I am anything but a dropper.
384
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,932
Ross.
385
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,993
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