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MONICA:
Okay, guys, listen.
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Tomorrow, Emily gets married again.
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So try to really keep
Ross' mind off of it.
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- Okay.
- Good idea.
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Hey, man. What's up?
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Just thinking about Emily
getting married tomorrow.
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Oh, Ross. Look, look.
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What? Where?
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Right over there. There.
Look, look, look.
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- What am I looking at?
- Somebody help me out here.
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PHOEBE: Hey.
GROUP: Hey.
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Monica, sorry I didn't come by.
I was out with Gary.
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He let me ride around with him.
We saw and prevented crimes.
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- You got to go on a ride-along?
- Uh-huh.
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- I want to go on a ride-along.
- Me too.
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- Okay.
- Yeah. Me too.
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Really? You?
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Yeah.
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- Well, it's kind of dangerous.
- Well, I like danger.
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- Okay, you guys free tonight?
- Yeah.
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You didn't say
it was gonna be at nighttime.
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- Hey.
MONICA: Hey.
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I'm glad you're home.
We can finally organize these photos.
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Oh, thank God.
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Finally.
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I've broken them down
into categories.
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We got holidays,
birthdays, candids...
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And I've cross-referenced them
by subject.
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So if you're looking up, say...
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...birthdays and dogs,
you get photo 152.
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See?
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Oh, it's me and LePoo.
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Wow, I miss that dog.
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You can also find him
under "dog" and "dead."
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Great. Thanks.
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Hand me that other box of photos.
That's the last one.
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Oops.
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RACHEL:
Sorry.
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Good thing you numbered them.
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I hadn't.
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Photo 152 was a prototype.
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Honey, it's okay. It's okay.
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How about I fix you a drink?
Maybe a margarita?
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MONICA:
Ross has the blender.
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Everything's just falling apart.
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It's okay. I'll go to Ross',
get the blender.
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- You get the margarita stuff ready.
- All right.
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His keys are in the drawer.
Also, I need some cash.
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Want me to stop at the ATM?
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No. While you're at Ross',
if you see any lying around.
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- What?
- What?
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I don't do that.
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That was so cool, man.
The way you leaned on that guy.
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It is starting to get dark out there.
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He told you everything.
You cracked him.
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He was the victim.
They're usually pretty talkative.
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Okay, but it is officially nighttime.
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- Want me to grab the berry?
- It's called a cherry.
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It's called... Chandler.
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JOEY:
Okay, I got it.
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This place makes
the best sandwich in the world.
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Does it have meatballs?
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Oh, yeah.
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Melted cheese and marinara sauce?
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Yep.
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You can't eat that in my car.
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Yeah, okay.
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Even though my tax dollars
paid for this car.
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Your tax dollars?
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Yeah, okay.
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Wow, that sandwich smells good.
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Did I say you could smell it?
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I can't smell it?
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Half the taste is in the smell.
You're sucking up all the taste units.
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Okay, I'll give them back.
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[EXHALES]
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What is so great about that sandwich?
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- Okay. Imagine the best sex you ever had.
- Okay.
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- Are you thinking about Monica?
- Yeah.
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What's that like?
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[SHRIEKS]
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Please don't be from a real dinosaur.
Please, please.
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Please, please, please.
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"Made in Mexico." Yes!
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Who would buy this?
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[PHONE RINGS]
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MONICA [OVER MACHINE]:
Rach, it's me. Pick up.
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What's up?
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I need more margarita things.
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I need some salt,
some margarita mix and tequila.
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So all we had was ice?
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See if he has ice.
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Okay.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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EMILY [OVER MACHINE]:
Hello, Ross?
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It's Emily here.
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I know this is out of the blue,
but I'm getting married tomorrow.
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Well, maybe I am...
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I keep thinking about you.
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And I'm wondering if we made
a mistake giving up so fast.
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Are you thinking about me?
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No, of course you're not.
But if you are, call me tonight.
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Okay, bye.
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Where we going?
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This witness won't return my calls.
We'll surprise him coming home.
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Surprise him? We're not gonna
make anybody mad, are we?
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Come on, man.
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You gonna squeeze the perp's shoes
a bit before he lawyers up?
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He's a witness, not a perp.
And no one talks like that.
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Yeah. No one talks like that.
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- Oh, what, like you're Mr. Cop?
- I'm more cop than you two.
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How do you figure that?
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I'm in the front seat, okay?
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I'm Gary's partner.
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When you say "partner,"
it doesn't sound cop.
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It sounds gay.
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Um, jealous.
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- Hey, we're undercover here.
- Oh, yeah. No problem.
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- Ross.
- Sorry.
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There.
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Hey, Gary. Who am I?
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Phone home.
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Look at Officer Ross riding
back here with the visitors.
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What's up with that, Serpico?
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EMILY: Are you thinking about me?
No, of course you're not.
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But if you are, call me tonight.
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Okay, bye.
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No.
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I know.
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Thank God you were here.
We have to erase that.
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What? We can't do that.
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We have to.
What if Ross hears that...
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...and calls her
and they get back together?
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Is that what you want?
Ross back with that controlling...
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...neurotic, crazy Emily
who wouldn't let him see you?
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No. Oh, no, no.
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God, no. He should not
get back with her.
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I know that, you know that.
Even Ross knows that.
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But we have no right
to erase his message.
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Look, I'm his sister and I love him.
I don't want to see him get hurt.
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Doesn't that give me
the right to control...
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Help him?
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He's not the one who needs help.
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She's obviously unstable.
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She's thinking about running
out on her wedding day.
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Okay, fine. But look at
the position she's putting him in.
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And what's he gonna do?
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Break up their marriage
on their wedding day?
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Who would do that?
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Okay, fine. All right.
But that was different.
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Although it did involve
a lot of the same people.
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This is some twisted joke
she's playing on him.
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You are crazy.
She sounded genuinely upset.
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I mean, listen.
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VOICE [ON MACHINE]:
Your messages have been erased.
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No.
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Okay, but we're safe, right?
Nothing bad's gonna go down.
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No. But that reminds me. Sign this.
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ROSS:
What is it?
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It says you can't sue
if you scrape your knee...
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...or get your head blown off.
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Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
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Here he comes.
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GARY: What is he doing?
What the hell is he doing?
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What is it?
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- Is everything okay?
- What?
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He sees us. Don't move.
And don't look at him.
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[LOUD BANG]
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Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire.
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Hey, look at that.
You tried to save your buddy.
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GARY:
You see that?
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You see what he did?
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You okay, man?
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Uh-huh.
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Thanks, Joey.
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Uh... Hello?
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Hi.
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We should go.
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No, wait.
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Oh, yeah. Right.
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No. Monica.
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Monica, we have to fix this.
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What can we do?
You erased the message.
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Unless we tell him.
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If you want to be rational,
I can't argue with you.
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All right?
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Fine, tell him. I just don't
want to be a part of it.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Maybe that's Emily leaving
the exact same message.
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ROSS [OVER MACHINE]:
Hey, Ross, it's you.
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I just want you
to remember this feeling.
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You are lucky to be alive.
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So live every day to the fullest.
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Love yourself, okay?
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And also get stamps. Bye.
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Play that message for Emily,
and this problem goes away.
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Right?
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Anybody want to meet a hero?
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John Glenn is here?
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GARY:
No. Joey.
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We had the most incredible night.
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- We're in the car...
- Wait. Hold on.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Okay, go ahead.
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So we're in the car, and bang.
A shot was fired.
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And Joey, with no regard
for his own safety...
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...throws himself on me.
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My God.
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It was a car backfire.
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But he didn't know that.
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Yeah, I didn't know that.
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It could just as easily
have been a bullet.
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Ever think about joining the force?
We could use a guy like you.
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Who jumps at loud noises.
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Wow. I could have died tonight.
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If the car that backfired
had run over you.
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I'm going before he starts rambling
about his newfound respect for life.
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I do have a newfound respect for life.
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Oh, my God.
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- You want to get some dinner?
- Yeah, sure.
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You know what? If I heard a shot
right now, I'd throw my body on you.
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Maybe we should walk
in a bad neighborhood.
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Okay.
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PHOEBE: Bye.
- Bye.
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Cut it out.
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I'd hate to save your life
and kick your ass on the same day.
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JOEY:
Dude.
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Why'd you take off?
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Just going for a walk.
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Around the living room, whatever.
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- Is something wrong?
- No. No, I'm just tired.
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You know, from the walk.
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Okay.
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You dove in front of Ross.
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Ross.
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That's what this is about.
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Oh, my God. You hate Ross.
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I don't hate Ross.
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Of course you do. I saved him.
You're mad at me. It adds up.
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You want Ross out of the picture.
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What picture?
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I don't know.
But I don't like what I'm hearing.
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I'm glad you saved Ross.
But it could've been a bullet.
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And you didn't try to save me.
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Oh.
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You're upset because you think
I chose Ross over you.
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No, I knew you could
take care of yourself.
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You know? I mean, Ross needs help.
He's not "street" like us.
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You'd risk your life for Ross
before you would for me.
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That's the bottom line.
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No, not exactly.
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All right, look.
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I wasn't trying to save Ross.
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Okay?
255
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,823
My sandwich was next to Ross.
256
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,243
All right?
257
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,331
I was trying to save my sandwich.
258
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,959
From a bullet?
259
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,172
- I know it doesn't make much sense.
- "Much" sense?
260
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,675
Chandler, it was instinct.
I just went for it.
261
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,345
You risked your life for a sandwich?
262
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,597
I know it sounds crazy...
263
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:37,310
...but this is the greatest
sandwich in the world.
264
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,190
So you didn't choose Ross before me?
265
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,901
No. I would never do that.
266
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,028
You're like my brother.
267
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,989
- Really?
- Yeah.
268
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:54,702
In fact, to prove how much
you mean to me...
269
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,375
Here.
270
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,128
- Thanks.
- Easy, it's not a hot dog.
271
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,095
How good is that?
272
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,055
Oh, yeah.
273
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,182
See?
274
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,642
What are you doing?
275
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,604
You're showing me how much
I mean to you.
276
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,189
With a bite.
277
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,441
Jeez.
278
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,784
[KEYS JINGLING]
279
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,001
Hi.
280
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,503
What are you doing here?
281
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,005
Hey, you know what?
282
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,549
You are in our apartment
all the time.
283
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,260
This is just a drop
in the bucket, mister.
284
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:58,307
It doesn't matter. The important thing
is that you're here.
285
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:02,103
You're my friend and you're here.
286
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,194
Okay, just a little scared.
What's going on?
287
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,905
The most amazing thing
happened tonight.
288
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,450
I thought my number was up.
289
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,578
I had an actual near-death experience.
290
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,038
What happened?
291
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:24,709
We were on the ride-along with Gary
and somebody took a shot at me.
292
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,130
Really?
293
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,466
No. A car backfired.
294
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:37,930
But I thought somebody was taking
a shot at me. And, Rach...
295
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,640
...I survived.
296
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:45,480
And I was filled with
this great respect for life.
297
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,982
I want to experience every moment.
298
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,486
I want to seize every opportunity.
299
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:55,364
I am seeing everything so clearly now.
300
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,742
Because a car backfired?
301
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,453
Okay. Why are you here?
302
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:06,334
I don't know how this fits
into your whole seizing thing...
303
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,169
...but Emily called you today.
304
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,714
- You talked to her?
- She left a message.
305
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,841
But it kind of got erased.
306
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,595
I mean, there's something
wrong with your machine.
307
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,222
What did she say?
308
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:23,810
Something about having second
thoughts about the wedding.
309
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,063
And did you guys make
a mistake breaking up?
310
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,732
And she wants you to call her.
311
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,651
Wow.
312
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,029
That was a good thing
that I told you, right?
313
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,698
Yeah. Yes. Of course.
314
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,952
Okay, thank you. Thank you. Because...
315
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,621
I'm gonna tell Monica I was right.
316
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,540
Because she didn't want...
317
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:50,294
Not important. Point is,
I was right. Your decision.
318
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,462
Okay?
319
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,922
I was right.
320
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,924
Your decision.
321
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,634
Right.
322
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,095
I guess I should call Emily.
323
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,597
No, that's not the right decision.
324
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,307
That's not right.
325
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,809
Ross, come on.
326
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,644
I mean...
327
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,896
...that woman made you miserable.
328
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,648
Okay, Ross?
329
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,401
Do you really want
to get back into that?
330
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,821
Okay, look. Yesterday...
331
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:20,199
...I wouldn't have even
considered calling her back.
332
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,910
But my ex-wife calls
on the same day...
333
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,580
...I have a near-death experience?
334
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,832
That's gotta mean something.
335
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:32,962
That was not a near-death experience.
That was barely an experience.
336
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,339
You weren't there.
337
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,845
Maybe this is something that
I'm supposed to seize, you know?
338
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,056
Okay. You know what?
339
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:48,102
Maybe this is not about seizing stuff.
340
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,898
Maybe this is about escaping stuff.
341
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,941
Okay? Look at today.
342
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,735
I mean, you escaped...
343
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,445
...death.
344
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,867
And maybe this is a chance
for you to escape...
345
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,036
...getting back together with Emily.
346
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,997
That does make sense.
347
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:13,544
Because I do want to seize
some opportunity...
348
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:17,381
...but I really don't want
to see or talk to her.
349
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,677
Well, there you go.
350
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,180
Yeah, maybe today's just...
351
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,183
...close-call day.
352
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,395
Hey, thanks, Rach.
353
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,272
Oh, honey. No problem.
354
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,984
Wait, wait. The message is blinking.
355
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,111
Maybe you didn't erase it.
356
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,822
ROSS [ON RECORDING]:
Hey, Ross, it's you...
357
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:46,619
That's an old message.
Nobody needs to hear that.
358
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,081
Hey, um, was Monica here?
359
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,540
Yeah.
360
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,542
I want my money back.
361
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,046
You probably need that
for stamps, right?
362
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,055
ROSS:
Hey, Pheebs?
363
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,015
Has Gary ever been shot at for real?
364
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,350
Yes, once.
365
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,602
A little.
366
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,063
He kind of did it to himself.
367
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,774
It's not really a good story.
368
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:21,112
I wonder how I'd react under fire.
And not backfire...
369
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,863
...but heavy fire.
370
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,116
Like if I was in a war.
371
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,243
Man, I would be great in a war.
372
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:30,454
I think I'd make
a fantastic military leader.
373
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:34,292
I mean, I know I'd make general
before any of you guys.
374
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,045
Before or after you were shot
by your own troops?
375
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:42,341
I know Joey would be in the foxhole
protecting all of us.
376
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,344
If the foxhole was
lined with sandwiches.
377
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,848
Yeah, hero sandwiches.
378
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:55,813
You all know I'm a pacifist,
so I'm not interested in war in any way.
379
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:59,358
But when the revolution comes,
I'll have to destroy you all.
380
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,861
Not you, Joey.
381
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,494
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