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Huh?! 3 00:00:21,705 --> 00:00:23,037 No! 4 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,866 I will avenge you, my bulby brethren! 5 00:00:25,869 --> 00:00:28,417 Who would dare? 6 00:00:28,420 --> 00:00:29,911 I am the terror 7 00:00:29,913 --> 00:00:31,713 that flaps in the night! 8 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,783 I am the little roller skate 9 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:37,496 at the base of villainy's staircase. 10 00:00:37,499 --> 00:00:41,306 I am Darkwing Duck! 11 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:42,923 Playtime's over! 12 00:00:42,926 --> 00:00:44,920 Then I gotta get a shorter intro. 13 00:00:49,933 --> 00:00:52,467 Let's get dangerous. 14 00:01:04,882 --> 00:01:06,615 Big day, Dewey. 15 00:01:06,617 --> 00:01:08,326 Mustard stain or ketchup stain? 16 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,039 Mustard... looks less like blood. 17 00:01:10,042 --> 00:01:11,485 What is this weird show? 18 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:12,654 Whoa, what? 19 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:13,613 Darkwing Duck? 20 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:16,181 The greatest TV show of all time? 21 00:01:16,184 --> 00:01:18,250 Ha! Maybe when you were a kid. 22 00:01:18,253 --> 00:01:21,462 This hero guy doesn't fly or shoot lasers or anything. 23 00:01:21,465 --> 00:01:23,565 That hero guy is Jim Starling. 24 00:01:23,568 --> 00:01:26,080 He was an old-school actor who did all his own stunts. 25 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:27,438 Sure, he got a little banged up 26 00:01:27,441 --> 00:01:28,769 in later seasons. 27 00:01:28,772 --> 00:01:31,150 Keep rolling. 28 00:01:31,153 --> 00:01:33,153 But that just made him even more heroic. 29 00:01:33,156 --> 00:01:35,256 Why didn't he just use CGI? 30 00:01:35,259 --> 00:01:36,993 Real heroes don't need 31 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:38,352 high-tech special effects 32 00:01:38,355 --> 00:01:40,363 or basic safety precautions. 33 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:42,112 So, how do I look? 34 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:46,154 Remember, Dewey, a true hero thinks 35 00:01:46,157 --> 00:01:47,676 with his gut or not at all. 36 00:01:47,679 --> 00:01:48,889 Right, D.W.? 37 00:01:48,892 --> 00:01:51,591 Let's get dangerous. 38 00:01:51,594 --> 00:01:53,196 What's the special occasion, anyway? 39 00:01:53,199 --> 00:01:55,145 I finally got my driver's license. 40 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:56,665 Uh, wait, what? 41 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:58,133 Aah! 42 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:55,957 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 43 00:03:04,134 --> 00:03:05,389 How have you been a driver 44 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:06,619 without a driver's license? 45 00:03:06,622 --> 00:03:09,102 Hey, come on. I've got a pilot's license, don't I? 46 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:10,904 Wait, don't I? 47 00:03:10,907 --> 00:03:12,825 Ugh! Aren't you worried Scrooge will find out? 48 00:03:12,828 --> 00:03:14,802 You kidding? I had them mail the license 49 00:03:14,805 --> 00:03:17,112 straight to him so he'd be first to know. 50 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,314 Ah, he's gonna be so proud of me. 51 00:03:19,316 --> 00:03:20,747 Wow. 52 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:23,785 The Bin, The Bin, The Bin! 53 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:24,786 Slow down! 54 00:03:28,305 --> 00:03:30,271 I bet Mr. McD's got 55 00:03:30,274 --> 00:03:32,240 some kind of party planned for my big day. 56 00:03:32,243 --> 00:03:33,528 Wouldn't want to ruin the... 57 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:35,764 Surprise! 58 00:03:35,766 --> 00:03:37,432 Huh. 59 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:39,303 Surprise! 60 00:03:41,337 --> 00:03:42,636 Supplies? 61 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,407 Boy, he's really getting my hopes up. 62 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:47,476 The payoff is gonna be amazing. 63 00:03:47,479 --> 00:03:49,367 Surprise! 64 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:50,711 - Shh! Quiet. - Shh! 65 00:03:50,714 --> 00:03:52,405 The Gearloose Monophonicrail 66 00:03:52,408 --> 00:03:54,882 converts aural input into kinetic propulsion. 67 00:03:54,885 --> 00:03:55,884 Huh? 68 00:03:55,886 --> 00:03:57,819 Sound-powered train. 69 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,502 - Buh. - Ah, sorry, Mr. McD, 70 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,260 but I thought you might wanna hear... 71 00:04:01,263 --> 00:04:03,296 I don't want to hear anything. 72 00:04:03,299 --> 00:04:06,400 This sensitive prototype runs on noise. 73 00:04:06,403 --> 00:04:07,502 Observe. 74 00:04:13,243 --> 00:04:14,912 Illumination, Dr. Gearloose! 75 00:04:14,915 --> 00:04:16,398 Alphanumerical substitution! 76 00:04:16,401 --> 00:04:17,739 The categorical reorganization 77 00:04:17,741 --> 00:04:19,574 of letters to prime digits. 78 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:24,645 Aah! My blueprints! 79 00:04:29,425 --> 00:04:30,819 Sorry, Dr. Gearloose. 80 00:04:30,821 --> 00:04:32,754 Intern, try to think. 81 00:04:32,756 --> 00:04:34,592 But that's all I do all the time. 82 00:04:34,595 --> 00:04:35,724 Well, do it better. 83 00:04:35,726 --> 00:04:36,940 Eh, you probably couldn't fit a driver 84 00:04:36,942 --> 00:04:38,423 in that tiny train anyway. 85 00:04:38,426 --> 00:04:40,359 Uh, say, speaking of drivers... 86 00:04:40,362 --> 00:04:41,895 Gyro, the board needs results. 87 00:04:41,898 --> 00:04:43,631 Ever since Bulb Tech backfired 88 00:04:43,633 --> 00:04:45,734 you need an invention that, well... 89 00:04:45,736 --> 00:04:47,602 Won't turn evil and kill us all. 90 00:04:47,604 --> 00:04:50,259 Due respect, sir, innovation doesn't work that way. 91 00:04:50,262 --> 00:04:51,994 I can't just wake up one morning and say... 92 00:04:51,997 --> 00:04:53,502 How about a self-driving robot car? 93 00:04:53,505 --> 00:04:55,876 - A what, now? - Wah! Too many variables. 94 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,140 A self-driving robot car 95 00:04:57,143 --> 00:04:58,812 would turn evil like that. 96 00:04:58,815 --> 00:05:00,782 - Nobody could. - Well, Mark Beaks did. 97 00:05:00,784 --> 00:05:02,684 He just posted that he's having a demo later today. 98 00:05:02,686 --> 00:05:06,821 What?! That hack couldn't even program a microwave! 99 00:05:06,823 --> 00:05:08,723 We'll see about this. 100 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:09,956 Okay, cool. 101 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:11,923 I'll just tell you my big news later. 102 00:05:11,926 --> 00:05:14,562 Launchpad, I almost forgot... 103 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,831 - Yeah? - Stop having mail delivered to my office. 104 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:18,967 That's for incoming checks and death threats only. 105 00:05:24,441 --> 00:05:27,299 Wait, what does "Smiley face, anvil, roadkill" mean? 106 00:05:27,302 --> 00:05:29,981 Crushed it! 107 00:05:29,984 --> 00:05:32,297 It's a hectic world posting things online, 108 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:34,200 checking to see who liked your post. 109 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,416 Couldn't you use a little time for yourself? 110 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:39,554 Couldn't you use a BUDDY? 111 00:05:39,557 --> 00:05:43,108 That's the "Beaks Unmanned Driver Drone Yay!" 112 00:05:43,111 --> 00:05:45,044 BUDDY will drive you anywhere 113 00:05:45,047 --> 00:05:47,859 quickly, efficiently, and cheaply! 114 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:52,059 BUDDY is compatible with any vehicle, 115 00:05:52,062 --> 00:05:54,635 making traditional drivers a thing of the past. 116 00:05:54,638 --> 00:05:55,870 The Waddle BUDDY system. 117 00:05:55,872 --> 00:05:57,872 Because machines are the new man. 118 00:05:57,874 --> 00:06:00,841 And hold for applause! 119 00:06:00,844 --> 00:06:02,254 Boo! Bad! 120 00:06:02,257 --> 00:06:03,824 - Do not like! - Agreed. 121 00:06:03,827 --> 00:06:05,813 Very negative feelings, indeed. 122 00:06:05,816 --> 00:06:10,207 Whoa, Scrooge's driver and his chief inventor 123 00:06:10,210 --> 00:06:12,888 are threatened by my BUDDY here. 124 00:06:12,891 --> 00:06:16,423 Well, that is how you know it's a good product. 125 00:06:16,426 --> 00:06:18,938 Uh, how can you ensure 126 00:06:18,941 --> 00:06:21,662 that this machine won't turn evil? 127 00:06:21,665 --> 00:06:23,459 Huh. I've never said that out loud. 128 00:06:23,462 --> 00:06:25,694 Top secret Beaks tech means 129 00:06:25,697 --> 00:06:27,955 this baby's 100% obedient to its master. 130 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:29,472 - Next question, please. - Oh, yeah? 131 00:06:29,475 --> 00:06:30,788 Can you program a robot 132 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,758 to brave the unknown and laugh at danger? 133 00:06:32,761 --> 00:06:35,023 - Yes. - Can a robot greet you 134 00:06:35,026 --> 00:06:37,444 with a kind word at the end of a long day? 135 00:06:37,447 --> 00:06:39,256 - Yes. - That's a nice 136 00:06:39,259 --> 00:06:41,259 gray cardigan, Mr. Beaks. 137 00:06:41,262 --> 00:06:44,129 You are killing it today. 138 00:06:44,132 --> 00:06:46,432 Huh. Yeah, well, can a robot 139 00:06:46,435 --> 00:06:48,269 pull you from the wreckage of a crash 140 00:06:48,272 --> 00:06:50,656 with a reassuring smile that tells you 141 00:06:50,659 --> 00:06:52,974 everything's gonna be okay? 142 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:56,731 Well, no, because it can't crash. 143 00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:58,466 Wait, what, now? I'm sorry, what was that? 144 00:06:58,468 --> 00:07:00,401 BUDDY, show him. 145 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:09,124 BUDDY's patented sensors 146 00:07:09,127 --> 00:07:11,612 mean a smooth, crash-free ride. 147 00:07:11,615 --> 00:07:14,482 No matter the situation, you can count on BUDDY 148 00:07:14,484 --> 00:07:16,772 to get you where you're going safely. 149 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,040 Any more questions? 150 00:07:20,043 --> 00:07:21,513 This automated marvel could save 151 00:07:21,516 --> 00:07:23,592 McDuck Enterprises a fortune! 152 00:07:26,563 --> 00:07:28,727 You're not seriously gonna buy one of these things. 153 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:33,568 I mean, not when you have plenty of good driver/pilots already. 154 00:07:33,570 --> 00:07:35,027 I may buy a whole fleet! 155 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:37,371 Unless anyone has any brighter ideas. 156 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,374 A race. 157 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,300 What are you doing? 158 00:07:40,303 --> 00:07:41,607 Thinking with my gut. 159 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,029 Me versus the bot. 160 00:07:43,032 --> 00:07:45,579 Winner gets free candy for life. 161 00:07:45,582 --> 00:07:47,913 Oh, that's better. 162 00:07:47,916 --> 00:07:50,618 Winner is named the ultimate driver. 163 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:52,999 A race would give me a chance 164 00:07:53,002 --> 00:07:55,689 to see how BUDDY performs in a real-world scenario. 165 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,233 Ooh! Dramatic! 166 00:07:57,236 --> 00:07:58,369 In! In! In! In! In! 167 00:07:58,372 --> 00:08:01,173 May the best man... Ooh! Aah! Robot hand! 168 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,467 Very strong robot hand. 169 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:19,901 - Aah! - Aah! Look out! 170 00:08:19,903 --> 00:08:21,086 It's a headless man-horse! 171 00:08:21,089 --> 00:08:22,803 He broke in to hoof us all to death! 172 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,217 What?! Don't be dumb. 173 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:25,872 I'm just trying out some new interns. 174 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:27,742 Don't tell my existing intern. 175 00:08:27,744 --> 00:08:30,055 Manny, dispose of them violently. 176 00:08:30,058 --> 00:08:31,408 I can't have any distractions. 177 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,879 No, wait. I need help. 178 00:08:32,882 --> 00:08:34,514 See, I have this friend. 179 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:36,670 Let's call him, "Not Launchpad." 180 00:08:36,673 --> 00:08:39,034 And he kinda challenged a robot to a race. 181 00:08:39,037 --> 00:08:40,274 Pretty common scenario. 182 00:08:40,277 --> 00:08:42,816 Now, Not Launchpad definitely 183 00:08:42,819 --> 00:08:44,274 isn't afraid of losing 184 00:08:44,277 --> 00:08:46,544 and his boss replacing him with a robot, 185 00:08:46,547 --> 00:08:48,849 but he has a friend... 186 00:08:48,852 --> 00:08:52,084 Let's call him, uh, "Launchpad"... 187 00:08:52,087 --> 00:08:54,241 Who is very worried about that. 188 00:08:54,244 --> 00:08:55,965 So, I... he... they... 189 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,836 Uh, thought you could help 190 00:08:57,839 --> 00:09:00,990 figure out how to take this robot down, yes? 191 00:09:02,185 --> 00:09:04,565 Oh, in this scenario, you're still you. 192 00:09:04,568 --> 00:09:07,469 Dummy! There's some dummies here to see you. 193 00:09:07,472 --> 00:09:09,246 At your beck and call, Dr. Gearloose. 194 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,632 I heard everything. Everything. 195 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:14,160 I'm happy to prove my worth by aiding Mr. McQuack. 196 00:09:14,163 --> 00:09:16,088 Dr. Gearloose is working on an innovation 197 00:09:16,091 --> 00:09:17,623 that will better all of mankind 198 00:09:17,626 --> 00:09:19,360 both literally, and figuratively. 199 00:09:19,363 --> 00:09:21,196 Behold! 200 00:09:25,668 --> 00:09:26,801 Operating passcode: 201 00:09:26,803 --> 00:09:28,336 - Blathering... - No! 202 00:09:29,112 --> 00:09:31,705 That... is not ready yet. 203 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,474 - Go to your room! - Aah! Ohh. 204 00:09:33,476 --> 00:09:35,242 Forgive Dr. Gearloose. He's a little more 205 00:09:35,245 --> 00:09:36,670 deranged than usual trying to figure out 206 00:09:36,672 --> 00:09:38,329 how Beaks beat him to the self-driving car. 207 00:09:38,331 --> 00:09:39,659 That won't be a problem once 208 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,676 I put that tin can in its place. 209 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:44,090 In the recycling, where the garbage goes. 210 00:09:44,093 --> 00:09:46,353 Woof. We'll work on smack talk later. 211 00:09:46,356 --> 00:09:47,286 Right now we need something 212 00:09:47,288 --> 00:09:48,895 to help Launchpad get the edge on BUDDY. 213 00:09:48,898 --> 00:09:50,762 Step into my laboratory. 214 00:09:51,828 --> 00:09:53,694 Your lab is in the bathroom? 215 00:09:53,696 --> 00:09:56,597 Dr. Gearloose says this is the perfect place for my work. 216 00:09:56,599 --> 00:09:58,446 I'm just now realizing that remark 217 00:09:58,449 --> 00:10:00,081 may not have been entirely complimentary. 218 00:10:00,084 --> 00:10:01,383 No matter! 219 00:10:01,386 --> 00:10:03,153 So, how are we going to soup up your car? 220 00:10:03,156 --> 00:10:05,289 Frictionless tires? Oscillating overthruster? 221 00:10:05,292 --> 00:10:07,909 An engine that can bend the very fabric of space itself? 222 00:10:07,912 --> 00:10:09,002 Yes! All of that. 223 00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:10,434 Eh, I don't know 224 00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:12,169 about all these gizmos. 225 00:10:12,172 --> 00:10:13,677 Can't you just give me a couple pointers 226 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:14,782 on how to beat that robot? 227 00:10:14,784 --> 00:10:16,784 Reprogramming a man's brain to compete 228 00:10:16,786 --> 00:10:18,686 with a sophisticated auto intelligence. 229 00:10:18,688 --> 00:10:20,262 Reprogram Launchpad? 230 00:10:20,265 --> 00:10:21,555 What about thinking with your gut 231 00:10:21,557 --> 00:10:22,556 and getting dangerous? 232 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:24,245 Well, if Mr. McD thinks 233 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:26,827 this un-crashable robo-me is so great, 234 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:28,992 I have to prove I can get dangerous 235 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,698 in the safest way possible. 236 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,867 That's sure to get Dr. Gearloose's attention. 237 00:10:32,869 --> 00:10:34,669 It could work! 238 00:10:36,164 --> 00:10:37,348 I'll clean that later. 239 00:10:40,216 --> 00:10:42,026 Don't go over 32 miles per hour. 240 00:10:42,029 --> 00:10:44,044 And hit all turns at a safe 35-degree bend. 241 00:10:44,047 --> 00:10:46,499 And increase velocity by 15% on straightaway. 242 00:10:46,502 --> 00:10:47,735 These visual cues will trigger 243 00:10:47,738 --> 00:10:49,311 psychosomatic synaptic reflexes 244 00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:50,623 to improve your performance. 245 00:10:50,626 --> 00:10:51,681 Did you get all that? 246 00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:55,270 Yes. 247 00:10:55,273 --> 00:10:58,757 Welcome to the Waddle test track! 248 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,479 Time for the ultimate contest 249 00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:02,112 between man and machine. 250 00:11:02,115 --> 00:11:03,563 First around the block wins. 251 00:11:03,566 --> 00:11:04,732 Don't worry, Mr. McD. 252 00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,173 - I got this. - Good lad. 253 00:11:06,176 --> 00:11:07,563 Beat this bionic blackguard, 254 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:09,516 and I can probably talk Beaks down on price 255 00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:10,704 when I buy a fleet of them. 256 00:11:10,707 --> 00:11:12,540 Anyway, good luck! 257 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:13,590 Hey, you're the best 258 00:11:13,593 --> 00:11:15,112 personal driver I've ever had. 259 00:11:15,115 --> 00:11:16,305 You got this! 260 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:17,657 Follow the tips, and you have 261 00:11:17,659 --> 00:11:18,919 a 51% chance of winning. 262 00:11:18,922 --> 00:11:20,680 And whatever you do, play it safe. 263 00:11:20,683 --> 00:11:22,238 Don't crash! 264 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:23,407 Wait, don't crash? 265 00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:26,378 Racers to your marks! 266 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,348 Let's get dangerous! 267 00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:34,829 Get set... 268 00:11:37,634 --> 00:11:38,599 Hmm? 269 00:11:40,403 --> 00:11:41,983 That means go! 270 00:11:50,747 --> 00:11:52,847 And we're off. 271 00:11:52,849 --> 00:11:54,815 Hands at ten and two. 272 00:11:54,817 --> 00:11:56,588 Keep it in first gear. 273 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,619 Or was that hands at ten and one and second gear? 274 00:11:59,622 --> 00:12:00,621 Where's the index? 275 00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:03,291 Oh, no! 276 00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:07,702 Don't crash. Don't crash! 277 00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:15,252 Gotta catch up! 278 00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:24,233 Uh, check your six. Carry the two. 279 00:12:24,236 --> 00:12:26,189 Huh? 280 00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:29,850 17, other number, Q! 281 00:12:29,852 --> 00:12:33,169 Adjusting for hazardous conditions. 282 00:12:44,734 --> 00:12:46,185 Whoa! 283 00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:50,871 Oh! He's gonna do it! 284 00:12:50,873 --> 00:12:52,807 Go, you bumblebee-like savant! 285 00:12:52,809 --> 00:12:54,114 Go! 286 00:12:54,117 --> 00:12:57,511 Whoo! 287 00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:06,005 Ha ha! Yes! Did it! 288 00:13:06,008 --> 00:13:08,308 Take that, everyone who's not me! 289 00:13:09,692 --> 00:13:12,197 Impressive display, Beaks. 290 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,091 You have really built something here. 291 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,391 Or did he? I couldn't be sure 292 00:13:16,394 --> 00:13:18,698 until I saw how it performed under pressure. 293 00:13:18,701 --> 00:13:20,979 The precision, the deadly grace. 294 00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:23,950 Oh, yes, I've seen it before. 295 00:13:23,953 --> 00:13:25,519 Ha ha! 296 00:13:27,136 --> 00:13:29,643 Beaks Tech is actually Bulb Tech! 297 00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:31,060 That's how he beat me to the punch. 298 00:13:31,063 --> 00:13:32,712 He stole my technology! 299 00:13:32,715 --> 00:13:35,616 Officer, arrest this man! 300 00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:37,752 - Is this true? - Of course not. 301 00:13:37,754 --> 00:13:39,220 I didn't steal it from him. 302 00:13:39,223 --> 00:13:40,854 I stole it from a public online forum, 303 00:13:40,857 --> 00:13:42,623 then "Beaks'd" it up. 304 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:45,242 How would one of my inventions 305 00:13:45,245 --> 00:13:48,212 end up online? 306 00:13:48,215 --> 00:13:50,014 - Oh, wow! - You! 307 00:13:50,017 --> 00:13:51,866 You circumvented the kill switch. 308 00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:54,120 Why didn't anyone else on the message board figure that out? 309 00:13:54,122 --> 00:13:58,265 You posted my top-secret plans on the Internet?! 310 00:13:58,268 --> 00:13:59,461 You were having so much trouble 311 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,204 keeping your inventions from turning evil, 312 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:04,074 so I turned to the Net to crowdsource a solution? 313 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,778 Rah! 314 00:14:05,781 --> 00:14:07,548 Easy! Easy! 315 00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:08,749 Gearloose, calm down! 316 00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:10,818 Fired! 317 00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:12,486 No. 318 00:14:15,825 --> 00:14:18,546 Uh, back to town, Mr. McD? 319 00:14:18,549 --> 00:14:19,980 That's all right, Launchpad. 320 00:14:19,983 --> 00:14:21,547 We'll ride with Beaks and BUDDY 321 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,842 to sign the sales paperwork. 322 00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:23,967 Come on, Dewey. 323 00:14:26,669 --> 00:14:29,245 So, how did you keep Bulb Tech from going bad? 324 00:14:29,248 --> 00:14:31,060 - Say what, now? - The morality circuits. 325 00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:32,895 You modified them to keep them from going evil. 326 00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:35,195 No, I just made them look less dorky. 327 00:14:35,198 --> 00:14:37,031 They're dumb robots, right? 328 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:40,702 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no! 329 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,894 Room for one more? 330 00:14:51,899 --> 00:14:53,999 I have so many ideas, but I try too hard 331 00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:56,230 hoping at least one of them will stand out. 332 00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:58,429 Just vomiting them out at random like, 333 00:14:58,432 --> 00:15:00,003 "Blah. Solve world hunger. 334 00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:01,766 Blah. Infrared toothbrush." 335 00:15:01,769 --> 00:15:03,635 I just wanna help people, you know? 336 00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:06,010 Make them better. 337 00:15:06,013 --> 00:15:08,032 Why? Even if you try to be better, 338 00:15:08,035 --> 00:15:09,775 there always someone better than you. 339 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,900 Maybe with built-in Wi-Fi. 340 00:15:11,903 --> 00:15:13,225 You'll just be ignored. 341 00:15:13,228 --> 00:15:14,790 Best to stop trying. 342 00:15:16,397 --> 00:15:19,498 Man, is there anyone having a worse day than us? 343 00:15:21,371 --> 00:15:23,546 Churlish child locks! 344 00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:25,321 Please remain seated. 345 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,691 Take that, you pneumatic monstrosity! 346 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,566 Buckle up for safety. 347 00:15:29,569 --> 00:15:31,770 Sanctimonious seatbelts! 348 00:15:31,773 --> 00:15:34,194 Oh, we need a logic puzzle to fry its circuits. 349 00:15:34,197 --> 00:15:36,761 - Uh, robot, what is love? - That's stupid! 350 00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:38,226 Robot, could I invent an element 351 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,321 so heavy even I couldn't lift it? 352 00:15:40,324 --> 00:15:41,914 I definitely could. 353 00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:43,749 No, you couldn't! 354 00:15:43,751 --> 00:15:45,050 Aah! 355 00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:46,739 Give it a rest, geniuses! 356 00:15:51,343 --> 00:15:53,992 Yes, you've replaced me with a cool robot car. 357 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,694 I get it. 358 00:15:58,966 --> 00:16:00,529 BUDDY's gone glitchy. 359 00:16:00,532 --> 00:16:01,967 - They're in trouble! - What? 360 00:16:03,771 --> 00:16:06,473 I may not be Mr. McD's driver for much longer, 361 00:16:06,476 --> 00:16:09,607 but he can still count on me to get him where he's going. 362 00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:11,400 I'll keep him busy. You figure out a way 363 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,680 to get them out of that car. 364 00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:14,194 I think I got something for that. 365 00:16:14,197 --> 00:16:16,096 You try corralling them into a ravine, or... 366 00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:17,602 I'll probably just crash into it. 367 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,647 Isn't that really, really unsafe? 368 00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:21,627 Tried playing it safe, 369 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,606 old friend... didn't work. 370 00:16:24,758 --> 00:16:27,316 - Let's get dangerous. - Let's get dangerous. 371 00:16:46,395 --> 00:16:47,746 Launchpad! 372 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,015 Give me your hand! 373 00:16:52,018 --> 00:16:53,354 Come on! 374 00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:54,469 Pick up, pick up, pick up! 375 00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:57,608 _ 376 00:16:57,611 --> 00:16:59,151 Manny! Salvation! 377 00:16:59,154 --> 00:17:00,692 I know we've had our differences in the past, 378 00:17:00,694 --> 00:17:01,919 but now we must put them aside 379 00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:03,848 for the greater good of scientific endeavor. 380 00:17:03,851 --> 00:17:04,916 What say you? 381 00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:07,146 _ 382 00:17:07,149 --> 00:17:10,117 It's me! Fenton Crackshell Cabrera. 383 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,205 Just put the phone up to the floor! 384 00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:20,047 Operating passcode: Blathering blatherskite! 385 00:17:27,074 --> 00:17:28,987 Manny, did anything happen? 386 00:17:28,989 --> 00:17:30,589 Whoa! 387 00:17:31,239 --> 00:17:32,645 Please keep your hands and arms 388 00:17:32,648 --> 00:17:34,929 inside the vehicle at all times. 389 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,537 Aah! 390 00:17:47,769 --> 00:17:48,907 Dewey! 391 00:17:57,224 --> 00:17:59,358 Gotcha! 392 00:18:07,762 --> 00:18:09,584 Wow! 393 00:18:11,932 --> 00:18:13,969 Hold on, I'll get you out of here... somehow. 394 00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:15,710 Oh, good, another robot. 395 00:18:15,713 --> 00:18:17,969 Calculating options. 396 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,572 Activating shoulder blades. 397 00:18:20,574 --> 00:18:22,941 I suggest you hold very, very still. 398 00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:25,944 Oh, hey! 399 00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:30,042 Come on! 400 00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:35,256 Incoming threat. 401 00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:37,293 Come on, suit, do something! 402 00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:39,429 Defense mode activated. 403 00:18:40,895 --> 00:18:42,594 Whoa, look out! 404 00:18:49,744 --> 00:18:51,516 Who the blazes are you? 405 00:18:51,519 --> 00:18:52,937 Call me... 406 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:54,977 Gizmoduck! 407 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:57,583 - Gizmoduck? - Gizmoduck. 408 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,927 Suit, make it stop. Make it stop! 409 00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:03,189 Suit, help! 410 00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:06,193 Activating gluteal grapple. 411 00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:08,223 Ack, miss! Uh, something else! 412 00:19:08,226 --> 00:19:10,648 Activating pectoral parachute. 413 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,162 Stop, stop! 414 00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:18,316 Brakes! Brakes! 415 00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:20,686 Aah! 416 00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,489 Huh? 417 00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:29,708 You were a robot this whole time, huh? 418 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,144 - Neat. - I'm not a... 419 00:19:31,147 --> 00:19:32,792 Warning, incoming threat. 420 00:19:34,055 --> 00:19:35,254 Move! 421 00:19:50,409 --> 00:19:51,663 - Aah! - Aah! 422 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,447 For your safety, please stop the vehicle 423 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:06,057 and return to the passenger seat. 424 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:09,239 Looks like the only way to survive is to crash. 425 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,047 Too dangerous! Too dangerous! 426 00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:23,052 Take that, you bucket of bolts. 427 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,896 Oh, I'm sorry, is that offensive, or... 428 00:20:24,899 --> 00:20:26,565 I'm not a... 429 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:34,343 Activate helmet-copter. 430 00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:36,446 Whoo-ooh! 431 00:20:36,449 --> 00:20:38,805 I'm alive! This is awesome! 432 00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:41,907 Aww, looks like somebody's first crash. 433 00:20:51,411 --> 00:20:53,095 Have a good day, Mr. McD. 434 00:20:53,098 --> 00:20:54,248 Nice work today, Launchpad. 435 00:20:54,251 --> 00:20:55,201 See you tomorrow. 436 00:20:55,204 --> 00:20:57,371 You're not gonna replace me? 437 00:20:57,374 --> 00:20:59,545 Replace you? Don't be daft. 438 00:20:59,548 --> 00:21:00,615 Where would I ever find a driver 439 00:21:00,617 --> 00:21:03,031 as crazy and dangerous as I am? 440 00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:06,365 Oh! Dewey told me about your driver's license. 441 00:21:06,368 --> 00:21:08,368 Congratulations. 442 00:21:10,207 --> 00:21:13,308 Aww, your approval is all the driver's license I need. 443 00:21:13,311 --> 00:21:15,311 Come on. 444 00:21:15,314 --> 00:21:17,812 You should really keep the license. 445 00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:23,312 Sir, I was cleaning out my desk 446 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,648 when suddenly the prototype armor 447 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,058 burst from the chamber like so many split atoms, and... 448 00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:29,443 Eh, save it. You're not fired... 449 00:21:29,446 --> 00:21:31,090 Gizmoduck. 450 00:21:31,093 --> 00:21:33,213 Scrooge is always complaining 451 00:21:33,216 --> 00:21:35,066 my inventions are dangerous. 452 00:21:35,069 --> 00:21:37,171 This armor's gotta be 100% idiot proof, 453 00:21:37,174 --> 00:21:39,241 and, well, you're just the idiot to prove it. 454 00:21:39,244 --> 00:21:41,439 Oh, thank you, sir! You won't regret this. 455 00:21:41,442 --> 00:21:43,626 This project stays top secret till it's out of beta. 456 00:21:43,629 --> 00:21:44,962 I won't tell a soul. 457 00:21:44,965 --> 00:21:46,343 Bye, Gyro! 458 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:47,503 Bye, Gizmoduck! 459 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:48,909 From now on. 460 00:21:48,912 --> 00:21:51,309 Gizmoduck. 461 00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:52,910 What a stupid name. 462 00:21:56,350 --> 00:22:00,017 Gizmoduck... I must have him. 463 00:22:03,247 --> 00:22:07,600 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 31562

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