All language subtitles for Better Late Than Never - 02x01 - Munich.WEBRip.x264-RARBG.English.C

Last season,

four living legends
took a trip of a lifetime.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

They experienced
everything Asia had to offer.

Pork vagina.

- Are you getting in here?
- Why do I think of peaches?

And ended up
the best of friends.

Best people in the world.

This time they're
taking a European adventure

unlike anything you've ever seen before.

Oh, my God.

They're back...

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.

As the guys...

We're gonna get arrested.

- Saddle up again...
- Okay.

To visit the old country...

Come on, boys.

Connect with their ancestors,

And have a European adventure

that's gonna change their lives...

What a journey.

And blow their minds.

- The adventure begins.
- I'm ready.

♪ Holiday road ♪

- Starring...
- Ow-ow-ow!

TV superstar Henry Winkler...

How do I stop this?

Cultural icon...

I don't know what I'm doing.

William Shatner.

NFL hall-of-famer...

I love this country!

Terry Bradshaw.

These guys are driving me crazy.

Former heavyweight champion

George Foreman.

And...

Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Jeffrey!

Jeff Dye as The Sidekick.

I don't want to die a virgin.

Whoo!

Just when
you thought it was safe

to go back on vacation...

Just a good, old-fashioned,

family European holiday!

"Better Late Than Never."

I love mooching!

- Where is Bill?
- I don't know where Bill is.

Don't we have to be here three hours

before it takes off internationally?

Actually, there he is.

Hey, superstar, really?

- Are you going like that?
- Yeah.

I am a fashion statement,
my friend. Check it out.

Look at this. Look, I'm embarrassed.

Look at all these people looking at us.

You know, you remember George?
Is your memory still good?

After he hit me.

Did you just say,
"Is your memory still good?"

Yeah.

- We're gonna be late.
- Where's our first stop?

- Germany, Munich.
- Perfect.

♪ It's game time ♪

We're back.

- We're back.
- We're back.

What an adventure.

Five friends out to see the world again.

We survived Asia.

Hello, Hong Kong!

This time...

♪ It's game time ♪

We're going to Europe.

Auf wiedersehen.

♪ It's game time ♪

Because let's face it,

anywhere else is too hot for Terry.

I already like it better than Asia.

I'm not sweating.

- Who's got the car?
- Where we... who's got the car?

I got you guys. We're riding in style.

Last trip I was supposed to be
in charge of all the logistics,

and I didn't do it well.

You guys ready?

But this time I actually have a plan.,

It's right here.

How great is this?

- That's it?
- That's not a car.

- It's a home.
- It's called an RV.

You can even go to the bathroom in it

so we don't got to stop or nothing.

This is crazy.

It's bigger than my apartment.

- Ow.
- I'm not a fan.

Remembering what happened in the past,

why have we got Jeff
doing the same thing?

Because I forgot about the past.

Oh.

Short-term memory goes.

It's true. You get older,
it just disappears.

Just a good, old-fashioned,
family European holiday!

♪ Holiday road ♪

Whoo!

Jeff, what are you doing?

Hey, we're American!

How about that we're doing this again?

Let's just do three cheers
that we're all together again.

- Oh, my gosh.
- After two years.

One, two, three.

- Whoo, yodel-ay-he-hoo!
- Hey!

All right!

- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!

Traveling with these four guys

and getting out and seeing the world.

Hey, look at all
how beautiful this is, guys.

I'm telling you, it just doesn't

get any better than this.

What are we gonna do in Munich?

I think we should all
get some lederhosen.

Oh, come on.

So we can be... we can feel.

That's what you always say.

When you're in the culture,

you've got to be part of the culture.

- Henry, that's pretty good.
- You mock me, sir.

I'm not wearing no leather shorts.

- Get out.
- Don't let the animals out.

- Well, here we are,
- Showing you the town.

Wow, look at this town, guys.

I mean, what part of town
is this? This ta...

This is the center of Munich.

Let's try to read all the signs.

"Vinzinmer."

"Vinbinmer."

I don't understand these names
over here, hard to pronounce.

"Vinbinmer."

Wow, look at this old thing
coming up here.

No, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Isn't this the glockenspiel?

George, this is the biggest
cuckoo clock in the world.

Wow!

This gawkenschmeel... glackensm...

this glockenschmeel...

glockenschmeel... gawkens...

well, whatever it is,
it's a big cuckoo clock.

- Where'd Henry go?
- Nice to see you.

- Look at Henry.
- Hi, my name is Henry.

Here we are, right back
to where we left off.

How do I look?

Awesome.

Hi. How are you?

Henry's walking around
signing autographs,

taking photos with strangers.

My name is Henry. Nice to see you.

And Bill runs from all of his fans

and doesn't want to talk to any of them.

Actually, I don't take pictures.

Did you just have trouble with Bill?

Yeah, he wouldn't let me.

Yeah, he's a little...
he's a little rascal.

I want to embrace the culture of Germany

and absorb it as much as possible.

I don't want to be signing
autographs and taking pictures.

Get closer to me.

Hey.

Henry loves that. I hate it.

Jeff Dye.

Jeff, oh, my God, they recognized you.

- No, they didn't recognize me.
- No, they did.

Oh, my gosh.

- What's her name?
- Her name is Esther Hilton.

Oh, she's gonna regret saying that.

Well, good!

Yeah, who needs her?

Oh, my God, that is the worst

thing anyone's ever said to me.
Let's go.

Have you signed
everybody's autograph, guys?

- No.
- Oh, no!

- Oh, my God, look at this.
- Look at this guy.

okay. Ein minute.

Okay, these pants,
where do you get them?

We're here to dive into the
culture of every place we go.

There's a lederhosen store
just right down that corner.

Okay, we're getting these.
When in Munich, when in Germany.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm... I'm thinking we ought
to be in Italy.

Check this out.

- Oh, oh.
- Holy cow.

- Hi, how are you?
- Fine, thanks.

Evidently Daniel is the king
of all lederhosen.

Oh, my goodness.

I pictured a little something else

for the king of all lederhosens.

Look at the pants here.

- Leather pants.
- I don't know about all this.

I'd like to get a pair
of those britches.

- Lederhosen.
- Come on.

You want to try the leather trouser?

Let's go.

Ooh, beautiful.
You go inside like American.

You come outside like a Bavarian.

Daniel, I cannot figure this thing out.

- Oh, come on. Come on.
- Let me dance a little.

You know, I feel ridiculous.

Tada! How do I look, my friend?

Now I got to yodel.

- Ow.
- Oh!

You're a man now.

- I have some special for you.
- Yeah?

- No.
- Oh.

I feel like a real boy.

If I didn't know better,
I'd think you're flirting.

Now you're ready for Oktoberfest.

I'm ready... here I go.

Oh!

♪ This is the key ♪

♪ That makes us wind up ♪

♪ When the beat comes on ♪

♪ The girls all line up ♪

I wish I was wearing my jockeys.

- You didn't wear any underwear?
- No.

- Beers it is.
- To the beer hall.

I'm in, and I don't even drink.

Let's go. When in Rome,

you guessed it, do like the Romans.

When in Munich, do like the Munichs.

Oktoberfest, check me out.

- Oh, yes.
- Oh.

Aw, yeah!

This is what I'm talking about.

Just the German I need.

- Hello, everybody.
- Hey!

It's so joyful in here.
People are drinking.

People are having a good time.

Hey!

- I don't want to be here.
- Oh, come on.

- George, come on.
- No.

I don't drink. I don't even
want to be around beer.

I'm out.

'Cause people get crazy,

and I don't know
what these guys are gonna do.

- That's good.
- Henry, come sit down

before we fall down. There you go.

I am so excited to be here,
and you know I don't drink, so...

You... why do you...
why do you keep saying that?

Because I don't drink.

I got two words for you, Henry.

- What?
- Sake in Kyoto.

Yeah!

A couple of sips, not gonna hurt.

Ah, that German beer.

- Hey!
- Jeffrey!

- Munich!
- Munich!

Bill's 86 years old.

I mean, any minute, people,
he could be out of here.

Let's have some fun!

♪ So raise your glass if you are wrong ♪

- Oktoberfest!
- I love my boy here.

♪ All my underdogs ♪

♪ We will never be
never be anything but loud ♪

♪ And nitty gritty ♪

Have a little more. What do you say?

- Yes, sir.
- I love Germany!

I love beer!

♪ All the right ways ♪

♪ All my underdogs ♪

♪ We will never be never be ♪

But you don't really drink?

I don't really drink.

But really, Henry, you do drink.

But I know my limit.

♪ Won't you come on come on ♪

♪ And raise your glass ♪

♪ Raise your glass ♪

My friend Terry, you never
see him lose control.

♪ Just come on and come on and ♪

♪ Raise your glass for me ♪

I learned an important lesson today.

Don't drink and FaceTime.

Okay, Stace, I love you, and...

- Oh, and I love you too.
- Yeah.

- 'Kay?
- And I love you.

- Mwuah.
- Bye.

♪ So raise your glass if you are wrong ♪

I love Muenchen!

I don't feel good.

Oh, my God.

I love this country.

Here we go again.

- The autobahn.
- Whoo!

Let me out.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

The hills are alive,

and so is Bill!

For now.

I don't feel good.

I love Muenchen!

- Are we in Heaven?
- No, you're not in Heaven.

It's Germany.

♪ I got a hangover ♪

♪ I been drinking too much ♪

♪ I got a... ♪

- How many beers did you have?
- I had two.

They don't feel good.

Hangover hospitals,
you got to see this place.

If you don't feel good,

this is where you come when
you've had too much to drink.

I am investing my money
into hangover hospitals.

It's gonna be the hottest thing going.

I can't believe we're gonna
beat Bill to Heaven.

That is so funny.

You're gonna miss the train.

No, I'm not. I'm coming.

- Come on.
- I'm coming.

Whoo, I am getting nauseous.

Yesterday was exhausting.

Between the long drive,
the jet lag, and Oktoberfest,

we're all feeling
a little under the weather.

He's getting sick already.

Getting... getting a little nauseous.

Oh, is that true?

- Nauseous?
- Yeah, a little.

So today we're just gonna
kind of lay low

and just kind of sit back
and enjoy the ride.

I missed you guys.

- Here's the amazing thing...
- Wow.

We haven't seen each other in two years,

and it's like we saw
each other yesterday.

- Yeah, I know.
- I love it.

Isn't it fantastic? We're all together.

We're friends.

We are all the same...

But, you know, we're not all the same

because you give an autograph.

- And you won't.
- There's quite a difference.

That's true.

That is true. I give. You don't.

- Well...
- I'm a giver.

Wait, listen, you guys,
you were in the square.

All you did was take pictures
with other people,

signing autographs and...

Now, let me ask you a question.

Okay, why do you think
people come up and say,

"Hey, I'd like to take
a picture with you?"

- Why? I don't know.
- They love your work.

Okay, I'm gonna tell you why.

Of course you're gonna tell me why.

Because they like what you do.

Now they come and they say,

"I've watched you for ten years,

"and I'm so happy to see you.

I would like a memory."

And you deny them of that memory?

Bill? Yes, he does.

- You hug them, and you...
- I do.

And you give them love,

and there's all kinds of
dreadful diseases going around.

- No.
- And you put yourself in the...

in harm's way that way. No, no, no.

One year everybody was saying,

"George, can I take a photograph?"

Then ten years later,

"George, can you stand and take
a photograph for my dad?"

30 years later, "George,
for my grandfather,

can you take a photograph?"

The transformation,
I don't like the grandfather.

I don't like the grandfather either.

Have you ever signed
an autograph, and he says,

"Hey, I got your autograph 12
years ago, but I can't find it."

- Happens all the time.
- You sign it... sign it again.

You're going, like... All of the time.

It's never happened to me because...

- People don't talk to you.
- When I sign an autograph,

it becomes of value.

- Oh, boy.
- You guys are right.

We're back. It's just like last year.

God.

We're here! Hey!

Here we are.

Look at how beautiful this is.

This is a really lovely city.

God, look at this park.

I think we should go this way.

- Here?
- Yeah.

The only time I'll go on a man picnic

is with these guys,

but what the hell?

Well, this is nice. I like this.

What do you guys want to see
while we're here?

Lots of old buildings.

Well, that I can find easy.

I want to see nice cars.

- Lots of churches.
- That's what I like to visit.

What about naked women?

- I don't know about that.
- Hello.

Holy mackerel.

Look at this guy.

Did you know that this park
had naked people in it?

100%.

I'm a little speechless.

The people that want to be
naked are never people

you'd think would want to be naked.

I got to tell you guys,
I love this country!

- Oh, geez.
- Oh, my God.

Here we go again.

Who let all that out?

Ugh. Ugh.

Woof, woof.

George, you want
to play Frisbee with me?

I knew Terry was gonna get naked.

Why I brought my terry cloth.
I don't want to see it.

Oh, that's genius.

Bill, you're the one that
always said embrace the culture.

I'm not going to embrace that culture.

- Oh.
- I'll tell you that.

No, don't come too close to me.

I'll do anything to make
Shatner uncomfortable.

I got to stretch.

Oh, no, don't do that.

Terry, your wife's gonna have
a difficult time

finding a nursing home for you.

Hey, how you doing!

I'm from America.

We are now on the autobahn, baby.

Yes!

♪ All my friends ♪

♪ Know the low rider ♪

You know there's not a speed
limit on this autobahn, right?

♪ Low rider drives a little slower ♪

If we're on the autobahn, why
are we going 20 miles an hour?

We have a train of cars behind us.

This is scary right here.

It's pretty frightening
driving on the fastest

place you can drive in the world.

RVs were not built for sport
or to attract ladies.

To your right, lookie here.

Yeah, they go 120 miles an hour.

I have a... what, two or three Ferraris?

- What?
- Wow.

- Yeah.
- Get out.

Let me get one.

How can you do with more than one?

- I'm stupid.
- He's rich.

I'm obsessed with cars. I love cars.

I have a Toyota Camry.

Okay.

Are we going to a track?

Yeah, to a track. Gotta go fast.

Well, I'm excited 'cause
I want to drive fast cars too.

All right, that'll be our next stop.

We have a deal.

The guys get a chance to enjoy
themselves in the beer hall,

and today I'm gonna have the experience

I've always wanted,

driving fast cars in Germany!

I can't wait!

- All right, we're here.
- Yeah, we're here.

Whoa.

This is the fast and the nauseous.

Stop, you got to let me out.

You got to let me out.

Ah!

What's wrong, Terry?

After the beer hall,

I think these guys need a breathalyzer.

- You like to drive this car?
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Why is an ambulance already here?

- Just in case.
- What do I do

if Terry's my emergency contact?

- You're in trouble, Jack.
- Yeah, I'm in big trouble.

Bill isn't back yet.
Does anyone know where Bill is?

He's talking to some guy.

Yeah, he's out
with... with the engineer.

- Huh?
- Tell me about the engine.

The engine is a 3-liter,
six-cylinder engine.

- You want to pop it?
- Yeah, then we'll have a look.

Let's take a look at the machinery.

I'm excited about
driving the car, but also

the workings of the car excite me too,

and I get to talk to the chief engineer.

That's... that's a privilege.

How much have you
pumped up the performance?

We've pumped up
the performance by another

additional 70 horsepower. Really?

- So you're ready to start?
- We was born ready.

- Well, let's go.
- Okay.

The object of the race?

Fast as you can,
run to the car, jump in,

and drive to the finish line
as fast as you can.

It's real easy. Stand back, boys!

I'm the car guy. I got this.

- I can't wait to get out there.
- Won't... won't go fast.

George is first? Yeah.

Ready to go?

Three, two, one, go!

Come on, George. That's a gallop.

I love the pace!

He ain't gonna fit in that thing.

There, he's in.

Put the seatbelt on first, George!

- Go!
- Drive!

Yeah!

Now, this is why
I came back on the trip.

You get a chance to experience
something like this.

It's once in a lifetime.

Racing fast cars,
hanging out with my friends,

it's called living.

Oh, boy.

Why'd he stop?

He forgot to go through
the cones past the finish line.

Holy cow.

Oh, poor George is having
a senior moment.

Mark it!

For a guy that follows
all the rules in regular life,

he follows none of
the rules on the track.

- Are you surprised?
- I am.

I thought he was the car guy.

That's a car, man. Oh, yes!

You still didn't cross the finish line.

- Where's the finish line?
- You got to go through

those cones, past them.

Oh. I knew was something wrong.

Take it from a champ.

When you don't win, you make excuses.

I was tricked! I was robbed!

There were a lot of cones there.
This is a new car.

But seriously, that car was broken.

- Look at him.
- There he is.

Terry Bradshaw getting
ready for the big race.

Shirt by Tommy Bahama,
boots from Cherry Pop nightclub.

America, I'm about to
show you how it's done.

- Go!
- Wait, wait, hold up.

No, go ahead.

I'm trying to get us some time
so we can win this thing.

Take your time, Terry! Go!

♪ 'Cause I'm ready to go ♪

Oh, yeah, look at,
he's already hitting it hard.

Good time, huh?

Wow.

Man, what a thrill machine.

- Go!
- Go get 'em, tiger!

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on. Your feet'll touch.

Here we go.

And... good.

- Go!
- ♪ 'Cause I'm ready to go ♪

Come on, Fonz!

Whoa. Whoa.

- Oh, my!
- That was crazy good!

Thank you.

Go!

Come on!

- Oh, gosh.
- Look at him, look at him.

- Come on, come on, come on.
- Time is running.

- The seat's up!
- Oh, what a goober.

This is so unfair.

Why do I have to go
after the shortest guy here?

There he goes.

♪ 'Cause I'm ready to go ♪

Oh.

Henry beat me.

- Henry!
- Yeah!

This is rigged.

Oh, my gosh, I've
never won before in my life.

faster than me.

No, that was a record.

Whoo! All right! I rule!

I'm the winner. I'm the winner.

I have never won in a car.

- Look.
- Yes?

- I'm happy you won.
- Thank you.

But don't be quite so feminine about it.

Okay, fine.

- Act like...
- Okay, watch, watch.

- Why you showboating, man?
- Okay, watch.

Be a humble winner.

Whoa.

- Ah, I love it!
- Watch it!

I love it, that right there!

Well, shall we get in
and drive off into the sunset?

We can't do that because
we talked too long already.

What do you mean,
I can't drive it on the track?

Well, time is out.

I've been told we only
have this much time.

Wh...

My time is up, he's got to go,

and I never drove the car.

If you didn't
go over every inch of the car

with the man, you would have had time.

You know what BMW stands for?

- I would like to know.
- Yeah.

Bill is Mad at Winkler.

You just made that up.

Come on. I'm getting out of here.

Thank you.

That was the best.

I'm hungry.

The hills are alive.

I'm okay!

- This is terrible.
- Oh, boy.

- What are you so afraid of?
- Bill.

- Oh.
- Look at how great this is.

- Hey, hey!
- Don't do that.

Everything's going to plan.

I know what these guys like,

and now I've got something
they're really gonna love.

I'm killing it this year, killing it.

So I booked this
great, great bus, right?

- Yeah?
- Really?

- The whole theme of the bus-
- What is it?

- It's a old war movie.
- Thank you, Jeff.

- Yeah?
- Really?

But not like "Rambo" or nothing.

It's older. Yeah?

- It's "The Sound of Music."
- Oh, wait a minute.

- What?
- "The Sound of Music"?

It takes you to all the different places

from the movie.

You can sing the songs for the movie.

I mean, who doesn't love that movie?

I hated that movie.

♪ With songs they have sung ♪

My friend, Chris Plummer, was in it.

- Yeah.
- And I hated that movie.

Gesundheit.

Come on. Julie Andrews was amazing.

Amazing, but it was a terrible movie.

Oh, and it is a love story of all ages.

Oh, it was a terrible love story.

People walking up a hill?

They got exhausted.

Here we are in front of the bus.

We're having a great time.
I'm so excited.

- Yeah, me too.
- The hills are alive.

- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.

♪ With the sound of music ♪

Who wants to do a movie experience?

I come from movies.

I want to do something else
other than celebrate a movie.

If you're gonna celebrate
a movie, celebrate my movie.

The hills are alive,

and so is Bill, for now.

Well, hello, everybody.

I'm your guide, Mikaela, and you are on

the original "Sound of Music" tour.

We're going to see
the best film locations today,

and I hope you're ready for some songs.

- Yes.
- Do you have a favorite song?

- Anything by the Goo Goo Dolls.
- I... what?

From the movie?

- Right. My fault.
- Yeah.

♪ Do, a deer a female deer ♪

♪ Re, a drop of golden sun ♪

♪ Mi, a name I call myself ♪

♪ Fa, a long, long way to run ♪

- Hit it, Bill.
- Take it, Bill!

How long is this tour exactly?

Do, a deer, a female deer.

- I got it.
- Re, a drop of golden...

- I got it. Do.
- Sun.

I get the feeling Bill
does not want to sing this song.

Ah, yeah, you picked up on that?

All right, Henry, you want me to sing?

- I'd like you to sing.
- Are you ready?

Hit it.

What?

Very good.

Move over, Terry Bradshaw.

There's another yodeler in town.

Yo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-ho.

Hoo.

George, that was fabulous.

Ow,.

Now, that's the sound of music.

That was really funny.

- I'm bleeding.
- Okay.

Oh, my goodness.

Look at this. Man alive.

They got snakes in Munich?

Is that beautiful?

Very Alpy.

- Wow.
- George. George.

I've seen it on film, and now
we're seeing it in real life.

I would be inspired to break into song.

You would?

Absolutely.

Julie Andrews

stands in the middle of this field,

this very field, and spins and sings.

I can't sing, but I can spin,
so I'm spinning.

The hills are alive...

With the sound of music. Ah.

Am I doing it?

The hills are alive.

Is it like the movie?

I'm okay!

With the feeling of flowers.

Hello, buttercups.

The hills are alive.

Did Julie get this dizzy?

Come get me, Henry.

The sound of music.

- Where's Terry?
- Where's Terry?

Terry Bradshaw here
in the Bavarian Alps,

and can't get away
from good, old cattle.

Look at them coming.

Here. That's a Simmental.

That thing gorgeous?

Terry?

All right, guys, you're on TV.

Got to go. Bye.

Whoo!

- Ugh.
- Yee-haw!

How do I stop that?

How do I stop that?

I hope
we don't have to do it again.

My legs aren't what they used to be.

No, I understand that, yeah.

- We're all in that position.
- Yeah.

Every once in a while,
my knees talk to me.

- Really? What do they say?
- Sit down.

- You all right?
- Yeah.

I never thought we would

get back together again

and be on this incredible trip
a second time.

I never thought it'd be five of us.

I thought four for sure. Four for sure?

Do you realize
how many people can't believe

that I know you guys?

Jeff, they don't know who you are.

But really, they can't believe

I know you and George and Henry.

I couldn't wait for this
to happen again.

I hoped it would happen.

I really missed you guys, all of you.

Yeah, we missed you.

- Except me. Except me.
- No, no.

Hey, hey... Do you know why

- You know what you missed?
- Hold it, you know...

Wait a minute, no, you hold it.

I saw you do this
marvelous job for the NFL.

- Yeah.
- I called you three times

to say how good you were.

- I didn't take your calls.
- I know.

Terry jokes around a lot,

and, you know,
we have this clash of titans.

Do you realize that you're
in a helpless position?

You can't get up without my help.

- Yeah, but I...
- You can't get up, I'll bet.

I'll roll and eventually get up.

Not really.

Deep down, Terry loves me.

Terry loves me.

Terry loves me not. Terry loves me.

Terry loves me not?

Bill? What was Lincoln like?

Oh, biscuits, look at the Alps.

Oh, wow. There's the snow.

Get out of here. Wow.

There are the Alps,
thrust up by Mother Nature.

Boy, ain't that something.

I'm telling you, I'm blown away

with this thing, Germany.
I love Germany.

Look at how beautiful our earth is.

I've never seen anything like this.

Wow, this is extraordinary.

The Alps are one of the great
wonders of the world.

I've become interested
in mountain climbing.

I read a lot of books
about people who were climbing.

It's wild. People die and fall off.

Old Buzzkill Bill strikes again.

We finish our tour at the Zugspitze,

the tallest mountain in Germany.

You can climb over the mountain.

- Really? Right into it?
- Maybe not these guys.

- Check it out.
- What?

- Ski lift.
- Holy.

Zugspitze.

I do not want to get on a gondola.

We're going all the way up there.

Oh boy.

I don't remember agreeing to this.

It looked like worms!

I will take your arm
and rip it out of your shoulder.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

No, get that thing away from me.

Four Super Bowls,
and he's afraid of snakes.

Let's get out of there!

How high is this thing?

Higher than the Empire State Building.

- Here's the glass floor.
- Look down.

Oh. Crazy William Shatner!

You got to have faith.

What faith I had

I lost because of you.

How many times have you heard me
say, "I don't like heights.

I don't want anything
to do with heights"?

The wind swings the gondola.

How long is the ride up there?

A half an hour to 45 minutes.

When the wind sways it, we go slowly.

- You're just scaring me.
- Yeah, he's a bully.

Whoo.

Not one of my favorite things here.

It's gonna be great.
What are you so afraid of?

Look, it's very secure.

- All of us are getting on this?
- This is gonna be great.

I saw this on "Ninja Warrior."

Jeff, you shouldn't play up here.

Safety's for nerds, dude.

And exactly what is our safety net here?

The safety net is when you fall, roll.

Please don't say that.

Do you get nervous when I do this?

- Hey!
- You shouldn't do that.

You shouldn't do that.

Jeff, you're about to meet

my two German friends,

Hansel and Gretel.

- What's this do?
- I'm not playing, Jeff.

You better sit down this time. Why?

Risk of being my fourth comeback.

Wait, I'm gonna get
a title shot just like that?

That's right.

Uh-oh, we're moving.

The thing will begin to sway.
Oh, boy, this is terrible.

I have to tell you something.

I deeply respect that

Terry's afraid of heights,

and are you going to be

a good boy in that gondola?

You're asking me not to take
advantage of the situation.

What was that you said
about me the other day?

Bill.

Wha... oh, hey, Bill, don't do that.

This isn't the old days
when things were dangerous.

Look at how great this is.

Hey, don't do that, seriously, now.

Seriously.

You're not alone on this thing.

In... in 185-mile-an-hour winds
it's safe,

just swings a little.

You've never heard of a gondola falling?

Yes.

Yes, but so rarely.

Oh, my God, we're coming into a rock.

Look at this rock we're coming...

Look... whoa... gondola. Oh,.

Did you see that?

I can't believe Bill,
Old Shatner's acting like that.

George, I'm with you here, bud.

This is... No way to play, huh?

Bill likes to poke the buttons.

You got to get off first,

'cause if you're the last one
off, it begins to move and sway.

Bill is an 86-year-old 8-year-old.

- We made it.
- Not yet.

It's got to dock.

He will find out that

if he pushes this too far,

I will take him out.

And run. Go, now! Go, now!

We're on top of the mountain.

- Ooh, this is beautiful.
- Oh, my God.

Oh! That hurt!

I just whipped myself.

Oh, my God, look what you did.

Come on, we're going to the top.

We never got to the top of Mount Fuji.

We saw Mount Fuji.

Walking up to Mount Fuji.

No, no, no, we're gonna
go look at Mount Fuji.

We're gonna look at Mt. Fuji.

- Is that beautiful?
- That is beautiful.

This time we get to the top

of the highest mountain
in all of Germany.

Oh, my. This is the top, guys.

- Oh, my gosh.
- This is where I wanted to hit.

Wow, isn't this extraordinary?
Bavarian Alps.

Isn't it beautiful?
We're on top of the mountain.

- Oh, this is beautiful.
- Wow.

Oh, my God.

I don't know much about
the Bavarian Alps.

- We know that.
- No, no, keep going.

Keep going.
How far across are these Alps?

Several hundred miles,

but they're thousands
of miles in length.

We can see 360 degree

panoramic view of four countries.

Isn't this extraordinary?

Occasionally we have a serious moment,

and this is my serious moment.

And you know... ♪ Amazing ♪

Oh, no, don't, don't.

- ♪ Grace ♪
- No, no, Terry, Terry, God.

- ♪ How sweet ♪
- Oh, Terry.

♪ The sound ♪

- Bill, come join us.
- Terry, God.

For God's sake, shut up.

- ♪ That saved ♪
- ♪ That saves... saved ♪

♪ A wretch like me ♪

This is the most beautiful
thing you can possibly see,

and nobody's paying attention.
I don't understand.

Austria. That means Austria, "achtung."

This is nature in the raw.

Look at the spectacular, uh,
buildings...

there goes a bird.

- Whoa.
- It's flying into Austria.

At 10,000 feet, these crows...

- God, you talk a lot.
- Are you listening to me?

What's the matter with them?

Don't come near me.

- One picture, please?
- All right, one picture.

Thank you.

Secretly, no matter how he complains,

Hey, guys, I'm a kind human being.

He loves this. Who knew?

This is an amazing adventure,

and this is only
the beginning of our trip.

You know what? I'm terrified,

but I wouldn't come up here
with anyone but you.

That's nice of you to say.

- Wow.
- Whoa.

Here we are.

- Wow.
- Oh, my God.

You know, I have to say
that I was a little nervous

about getting out on the road again.

Were we going to be as tight

as we were on the first trip?

- See if you can hit me.
- Oh, this is trouble.

Come on. Come on, try me.

And you realize that no matter

how much time there has been
since we saw each other...

Whoa! Oh! That hurt!

Nothing has changed.

Oh, lord.

I did not do that.

Bill!

Maybe it is the altitude talking,

but I love these guys.

♪ I live my life ♪

Hey, how you doing? I'm from America.

Here we go again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yo-leedel-oh-leedel-oh-lo-lee.

We are wonderful friends.

This is amazing.
People, this is gorgeous.

I can't handle this. Yes, you can.

You know, we all became friends...

- We did.
- As a result of this journey,

both the great beauty
and the hardship and all.

- Yes.
- And we love each other.

Yes. Thank you.

And I love you. I love you.

'Cause you're a dear, dear man.

Hey, George,
there's nothing to worry about.

I don't trust you snowballers.

Oh!

- Bt you know what they say.
- What's that?

- Better late than never.
- Oh.

Revenge!

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