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land of exotic beauty, untold wonders,

and home to civilizations
that have existed

for thousands of years.

I can't believe I did that.

Until now.

Four living legends...

You're all too old for this.

Embark
on a journey across Asia...

There's a bend in the river coming up.

For the time of their lives.

Anybody speak English?

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Starring TV superstar
Henry Winkler...

♪ Born to be wild ♪

Thank God he's gone.

Cultural icon
William Shatner...

Oh, cold!

NFL Hall of Famer
Terry Bradshaw...

I feel like I'm in
the world's oldest boy band.

Former heavyweight
champion George Foreman...

- What are you, 1,000 years old?
- Shut up.

And introducing Jeff Dye as...

- Jeffrey!
- The sidekick.

How could you do this?

Do what?

Four countries, six cities,

and no limits.

This is cool.

Bonds will be forged.

I flew my ass...

I'm not through talking, Bill.

Exotic cuisines embraced.

Cow penis.

I'm not eating that.

This is like camp!

North Korea and South Korea.

What could possibly go wrong?

Oh!

So sorry.

We don't need

an international incident, guys.

It's an adventure
for all ages.

9,000 miles with
the best people in the world.

Better Late...

Oh, no. No.

Oh, my God.

Than Never.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

- Hey, Bill.
- Henry?

- Terry?
- Henry, what are you doing?

Are you there, George?

Hey.

I've got a great idea.

I'd like to go on an adventure.

We've worked hard all our lives, right?

I think we deserve a little fun.

Where are we going?

How's Asia sound?

Asia?

Get packing, guys.

This is gonna be great.

Now where did I put my kimono?

We need to get somebody
to carry the bags.

Who is that guy
that always calls me for work?

Jeff, how are you?

What are you doing for the next 30 days?

Um...

Well, let me just check my schedule.

I could move some things around.

Welcome to Delta One.

Man, there are a lot
of short people around here.

♪ Turn down for what? ♪

♪ Turn down for what? ♪

♪ Turn down for what? ♪

Tokyo, we're here.

See, Henry?

That's so non-Japanese.

The Japanese would say,
"Tokyo, we are here."

Will you look at this?

Just like I dreamed it would be.

I had never seen
so many people in my life.

Lot of people here.

George, have you ever
seen anything like this?

This is special. Wow.

- Follow me. Follow me.
- This is amazing.

I've never seen anything like this.

I've been in New York.

I've been in Oklahoma City.

Tulsa. I've been everywhere.

Never seen nothing like this.

All right, hold it. I'm walking here.

I'm walking here. How you doing?

Oh, my God. Nice to see you.

So there we were in the middle
of Shibuya, the most traveled...

- All those people...
- From all over the world.

Yeah, and not only that, you know,

you cross the street this way,
you cross the street that way.

- Right.
- They don't cross the street

that way or that way.

They cross the street this way.

This is amazing, huh?

As Terry Bradshaw
would say, "Golly."

Do you know where we're going?

This is bewildering, huh?

Try to blend in, Bill.

We're looking for
a food map and a map map.

What do you want a food map for?

- 'Cause I'd like a snack.
- I want to get downtown.

I don't want to eat.

I got to always find a food map.

See? Thank you, George.

All right, here's the map!

Okay, we have to go to the east door.

How do we know it's the east door?

Ooh, the burger.

Beautiful.

This is a voyage into the unknown.

Henry says he knows where he's going.

This way. Right here, gentlemen.

And reluctantly and forbiddingly,

I said okay.

What are we doing, Henry?

Is this it? Wait a minute.

- Do you want to take a selfie?
- Selfie? Yes.

Come on.

Big mistake.

Stop signing autographs. Let's go.

Henry's still back there
signing autographs.

Elizabeth? How are you?
My name is Henry.

Henry's talking to everyone.

He's, like, running
for office over here.

What is your name?
A pleasure to meet you.

. My name is Henry.

I'm very happy to see you.
What is your name?

I'd say 60% of Japan
recognizes Henry Winkler

from his fame and success,

and so Henry will make a point

to take a photo
with all of those people.

All right, we'll see you.

Let's go. I'll tell you, man's so vain.

And the other 40% who doesn't
know who Henry Winkler is,

he will also make a point to stop

and talk to and take a photo with.

No, from "Happy Days."

- "Happy Days"?
- Yeah.

If this is what it's gonna be like,

we're not gonna get anywhere.

Can anybody speak English
to buy a ticket on the train?

There's a man
who lives back there.

We're trying to get out
of here to go downtown.

West. We need to go west.
We've been going east.

We're going...

So we've been going
in the wrong direction?

Exactly.

- Would you ask him?
- How do we get out of here?

- What is your name?
- Why?

Holy . It's gonna take two weeks.

All right, west side exit.

West side exit.

I absolutely know what I'm doing now.

Didn't I say west side?

No. You've lost your credibility,

do you understand that?

You and east side, west side.

You don't know. Admit you don't know.

Admit you don't...

I will not admit I don't know.

The man said go west side.

So here we are in the middle of nowhere.

Actually, I don't know where I'm going,

but I'm not gonna admit
that to Bill Shatner.

Oh, steps.

Are we going up those stairs?

This has turned out
to be a nightmare.

I could be in Hawaii.

- Come on.
- What?

You see the future.

Yes.

Jeffrey, did you find us a hotel?

Yes, I did, and you're gonna love it.

Henry was very clear.

This was supposed to be an adventure.

So I got a place we can all
go to that you'll love.

Welcome to the Capsule Hotel, boys.

Oh, what the...

Great, right?

You've got to be joking, right?

This is a hotel.

This is a real, authentic hotel.

You've each got your own little capsule.

Come on. You just pop in there
and call it a night.

It's fun.

- How do you get in?
- Just like that, like I did.

Come on, guys. It's fun.

- The size of these guys.
- It's Tokyo.

It's different here.

It's not like home in your mansion.

I don't know what the problem is.

This place is perfect.

It's Japanese. Super cheap.

It looks like a kennel.

Sure, it's a little small.

We're... what the...

But the acoustics are great.

There's a pillow, sheets.

Even a TV

where they can watch their shows
in syndication.

They're actually
earning money by staying here.

George is out like a light.

He likes it here. See?

It's fun. It's authentic.

No. It may be authentic, but so is...

Whoa.

Hello. Hello.

Are you getting in here?

Okay. Okay.

Oh, my God.

I didn't want a Japanese...

There's a sight you don't see every day.

Anatomy class right now.

You should see what I'm seeing.

Why do I think of peaches?

I don't know.

Hello, Tokyo!

I hate you.

Bathroom.

Funny, I didn't know he was Jewish.

I'm really enjoying myself right now,

so just leave me the alone.

- George is out like a light.
- You see?

George likes this authentic
Japanese experience.

- It's so hot in here.
- Quit complaining.

It's nice.

I think I'm gonna call it
a night actually.

Okay.

Henry.

- Yeah?
- We're in Japan.

- We're in Japan.
- I've never been to Japan,

so I really don't mind
being in this hovel.

No, no.

I was just giving him a hard time.

- This is authentic.
- This is authentic.

Okay, so I buy that.
Authentic experience.

This is awful, about sleeping,
but who cares about sleeping

when you're in this strange,
wonderful city?

You should be sleepless in Tokyo.

How do you find a place like this?

Priceline.

I got to go to the bathroom.

Look how quickly he became Japanese.

Funny, I didn't know he was Jewish.

He got into the culture just like...

Oh!.

Where are we going next?

I say we go mountain climbing.

- Mountain climbing?
- Mount Fuji.

Or one of those ninja warrior courses.

Mount Fuji?
I would like to see Mount Fuji.

So what do we do? Do we eat?

- Yeah, I think so.
- I don't want to go in there.

We ought to go there
and have some yakitori.

Look at so much to eat.

Tokyo's got great food.

It's got great food, but you got to go

to these little places
on the back streets.

Nobody goes there because
it's so out of the way.

That's where you got to go
to get the great food.

Maybe the crowds don't
go there for a good reason.

What would that reason be?

Maybe the food is, like, weird.

Weird?

- Strange.
- It's what we want to eat.

We're going to order yakitori,
all right?

But we want different kinds of yakitori.

I don't know what yakitori means.

I don't think you want to know.

- It's Japanese meat.
- He thinks it's a delicacy.

And wait 'til you taste it.

It is phenomenal.

We need that. Yes, yes.

- What'd he say?
- What else? That.

What'd he say? You're not gonna say?

I want wing.

No. Yakitori doesn't come with the wing.

You have to have skewers of meat.

It seems like Bill
has done his research.

He seems to know... well, that's Bill.

He knows everything about everything.

- This is great yakitori.
- So I'm in.

Can I have some French fries with mine?

How do you say "ugly American?"

Shatner's going, "Well,
you've got to have this.

It's a delicacy." Now, here we go.

- That looks like eyeballs.
- You're being a child. Try it.

"I'm telling you, it's fabulous.

Absolutely fabulous."

There's only one way
to discover a culture,

and that is to explore bravely.

I'm telling you, America.

I've got to have me
some chicken fried steak.

- Okay, I'm gonna taste this.
- Now, that's good.

I'm not gonna have any without
my barbecue sauce.

You've got sauce?

- Did you bring that from home?
- I did.

He drinks it.

Did you have one of these?

That is not bad.

I don't know what that is,
but it's good.

This is good. These are delicious.

I'll have some more of that.

- Do you know what it is?
- No.

First one you gave me was the best one.

- Yeah, right here.
- That is not bad.

I don't know what that is,
but it's good.

That's good. Yeah.

- Hey, what's one?
- That's real good.

Try that one.

- It can't get through it.
- Well, chew it.

I'm trying.

Ma'am, can I ask you a question?

What is that?

Pork vagina?

Thank you. That's so lovely.
What is this?

- Same.
- Wow.

The whole vagina is on a stick.

Who knew?

I knew.

What else you got?

What is this?

- I'm not sure.
- I'll use a translator.

Go ahead.

- Would you like some what?
- Ovaries.

The good thing about me?

I will eat anything.

Lord, I want to apologize
right now for my brother Jeff.

No. She said it, not me.

I want to apologize to the little lady

that brought the food right now, Lord.

May she just absolutely... may
her teeth fall out right now.

I'm gonna have
the barbecue sauce by itself.

No, man. That's barbecue
sauce from Houston.

Can I just say something?

I'm really enjoying myself right now,

so just leave me the alone.

Lord, I want to apologize right now

for the F bomb that young Henry
threw out there.

Yeah.

Oh, that's funny.

Hey!

One beer, and he's gone.

Bradshaw, you're going down.

Bring it on!

Watch me kick that guy
right in the balls.

I'm going into the bar,
and I'm gonna stay here.

Can I get a beer?

This has got more space
than my apartment.

I'm not into the cuisine thing.

Belly up to the bar.

I mean, who in their right mind

takes the time
to cut out a chicken vagina?

I never saw one myself, personally.

For me, one beer.

Sure don't want to eat one.

My people, Southern people,

that... that just ain't gonna happen.

Here's mud in your eye, brother.

You know about the Pittsburgh Steelers?

You know who Terry Bradshaw is?
Do you have his album?

Do you like boxing? Boxing?

Yeah.

- George Foreman.
- Yeah, I know.

- Oh, you know George Foreman?
- Oh, you know George Foreman?

He will take you out if you don't...

- Oh, no. I...
- Yes, you will.

- No, I...
- He will take you out.

- This boxer's out of hand.
- Shut up.

You know how your grandpa

sometimes says
things that you're like, "Ugh,"

but you still love him
because he's your grandpa?

Well, that's Terry Bradshaw.

Now picture taking that same
grandpa to a foreign country

when he was raised in the South
his whole life.

My apologies, Asia.

- You guys are spoiled. We...
- Who, actors?

Yeah, that's pretty true.

- For sure.
- Oh, really?

- Yeah.
- Oh, I see.

Yeah. Your egos have
to be stroked constantly.

You got to be told,
"Oh, I loved you in this show,

and I loved this show,"

and we don't... we can't rely on that.

- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, no. I'm dead serious.

Uh-oh.

Here comes the Full Bradshaw.

How many people show up in
a stadium to see you?

100,000 people at a big game.

And they're yelling.

And they're yelling
and screaming your name.

- Terry! Terry!
- And then pay per view.

Don't forget pay per views.
What's your point?

How many Henry Winkler jerseys
do you see in the stands, huh?

- Really.
- He's got his own airplane.

Too much beer.

When you were signing autographs

and had all those people around you,

I was next to Bill,

and he was not happy about the fact

that he wasn't being recognized,

and George and I said,
"Why is Bill so insecure?

He's 84 years old."

- How old are you?
- George... he's 84.

No, I'm not.

84 years old.

He doesn't even know
where he is right now.

One beer. That's all it takes.

- That's amazing.
- One beer and he's gone.

I'm just being honest, America.

Just brutally honest.

I had too much beer.

Hello, Tokyo!

I don't even drink beer,

but it's got carbs in it,

and I've got to feed myself somehow.

How are you doing, folks?

Good to see you.
Look at that girl in there.

She's going, "Oh, my God. Brad Pitt."

Comparisons are amazing.

Terry Bradshaw never gets drunk.

He just has too much alcohol.

Buy me a drink? Thank you.

Oh, she said she would.

Put him to bed.

Good morning, folks.

Oh, my... oh, my God. Get me in here.

Tokyo is crazy, but the craziest thing

is their television.

Japanese game shows are nuts.

These people will do anything,
which is right up my alley.

Today, we're headed
to their morning show, "Pon."

We told Shatner
it's "The Today Show" of Japan

because it's Shatner.

Hey. Konnichiwa!

This is nothing like "The Today Show,"

I'll tell you that.

No, no.

Slow it down.

Slow... no, no. Slow it down.

Slow it down. Okay.

We don't understand you.

Okay. America.

Yes, Jeff. That's correct.

- Jeff!
- Quite an intro.

It's hard to find research
on me here in Japan.

What are the names
of these two gentlemen?

We are Japanese twins,.

- Oh, yeah.
- You go.

- No, no. You go.
- No, you go.

- No, you go.
- Oh, my gosh.

Comedy.

Which one is me?

Funny. Funny.

Hey.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Hey. Hey!
- Hey!

- Get on it!
- Hey!

Which one's Terry Bradshaw?

See, this the kind of show
that Terry loves.

That and cartoons.

- Let's get on with the show.
- What's the show?

Well, I don't know yet. Pon!

- Pon!
- Pon!

Are you ready?

You're winning. You're winning.

Is this crazy? Do you see this? Huh?

These people are nuts over here.

Oh, my God.

I've never seen anything like this.

Oh, I know. I see what it is.

I know what this is.

It is roulette using sushi.

Go!

Oh, my God!

Oh...

Wasabi? Wasabi?

That is the stupidest
game show I have ever seen.

You talk about a good time
watching other people

make a fool of themselves besides you.

I've never had so much fun in my life.

We'll be right back.

Have faith. You got to have faith.

- I'm not doing that.
- Come on. Grab him.

I'm going.

I'm coming for you, Bradshaw.

Oh, my God.

Karaoke?

Come on.

- I wonder how they're doing.
- I don't care.

I hope they're sweating their balls off.

Now this is a restaurant. Wow.

Do you think we
stick out as Americans?

No.

- No? We blend in?
- How are you?

I'm starving to death,
honest to God starving.

Terry's starving
and we're about to lose him,

so I channeled our
personal food connoisseur

and I found a great place
that seems perfect.

Turns out there was
a three-month waiting list,

but all I had to do was
drop George Foreman's name,

and I got us right in.

We're ready to order,
but how do we order it

in... since none of us speak Japanese?

Because I think that they're just

gonna bring us a fixed menu.

Here we go again.

This place is highly recommended?

- Yeah.
- Thank you. What is this?

- This is steak and potatoes.
- Yeah.

- Mmm.
- This is really nice.

- Terry, aren't you happy?
- That is good.

- You like it?
- Oh, yeah.

Steak and potatoes. Are you kidding me?

After eating private parts of a cow,

I finally got steak and potatoes.

Can't believe it. Can't believe it.

Oh, thank you. Thank you, sweet Lord.

Can I ask you a question though?

Was anybody scared to come on this trip?

- Oh, I was.
- I was.

- No.
- I was so exhilarated

and petrified of coming on this trip.

You use fear as a motivator, you know?

Oh, fear is a motivator?

- Yeah, for sure.
- The greatest protector I had,

the greatest defense, was my fear,

and that's kept
my wanting to protect myself.

Though I'd go after you,
I was still afraid.

And the first time I didn't have
any fear, Muhammad Ali.

And I attacked him.

The next thing you know,
they're counting.

"One. Two."

And they counting me out.

You had to have fear.

So how did that affect you
as a quarterback?

Crazy as this may sound,

the more trouble I was in...

the more trouble I was in,

the better I... the more I focused.

See, I don't think fear
is good for an actor.

Fear, in front of a camera
or on stage...

No, no, no. I agree with you 100%.

In front of the camera,
completely opposite.

It took me a long time

to relax and be in the moment.

That's after you have a hit,
you'll relax.

When he came on
with that Fonz character,

it was... he was an original.

But the Fonz, you know what?

When I went in the room to audition,

I changed my voice,

and all of a sudden,
I was able to unlock myself.

I could do anything in that room
because I changed my voice,

but as a guy...

- He's coming alive.
- Yeah.

I couldn't do it.

Can you do that for the rest
of this dinner, please?

- No, I cannot.
- Oh.

I'm afraid of dying.

Has that always been

or as you've gotten older?

The older I've gotten,
the clearer the coming death is.

I'm cherishing being with four friends.

- Yeah.
- I'm cherishing it.

Right.

- This experience.
- Right.

I don't want to leave this experience.

- Right, right, right.
- He doesn't know this,

but we got a little side bet going,

and we picked the country
in which we thought possibly

he would not make out of alive.

I don't want to be the first to go.

That's terrible.

Terrible, but I think
he's going down on Thailand.

I live in fear all the time,
so I'm on the right track.

- Here's to fear.
- Here's to fear.

Taste the outside of the potato.

Isn't there a taste that you don't...

I don't know that I've had before?

- I don't get it.
- I don't know what that is.

Chef? Chef?

Excuse me, do you speak English?

There is a taste that
I don't know I've had before.

Does he use an ingredient
that is different?

- Honest to God.
- He uses what?

I knew I was tasting something.

Well, that didn't go as planned,

but once you've had chicken vagina,

you're fine with dirt.

I never thought that
I would enjoy eating dirt.

This was great dirt.

I've had a lot of dirt.

This is the best dirt I've ever had.

I'd like to know what he's charging

for this dirt dish.

It's not dirt cheap.

Yeah, not dirt cheap.

I'm coming for you, Bradshaw.

I'm after you!

Mount Fuji. We're on our way.

There you go.

Oh, steps.

We're in trouble.

Terry, are you ready to go?

Unbelievable.

- Tokyo Tower.
- Away we go.

How's everybody feeling about this?

- Feel great.
- Feeling good about this.

We're on this trip to see the world.

So on the list?

the best view of Tokyo.

And the best part?

This glass floor that

you can see straight down
thousands of feet.

I think they'll love it.

When we get up there,
what do we...

What do we have to do?

We jump.

That's not funny.

I don't want to say
I'm afraid of heights

because I never thought
of myself afraid,

but I guess maybe I am.

I'm gonna try to be a good sport,

but I'm uncomfortable.

Come on.

How high is this thing?

Higher than the Empire State Building.

Jiminy Christmas.

We got to go to the glass floor.

Oh, I don't want to hear about that.

No, no. You're gonna go.

I'm gonna take you there. Oh, forget it.

No, listen.
This is a... this is something

that's gonna improve your mind.

Terry Bradshaw,
the bravest man in football,

is an utter coward
when it comes to heights.

- There's the glass floor.
- Look down.

Oh, forget it. I'm not doing that.

Oh, look at this. Look at this.

I don't need to look
through that to the bottom.

I don't need that experience in my life.

All right, T-Bone.

Hey.

Oh, that is just stupid.

Some time, we're gonna read
about that glass breaking.

I don't want to... I don't want
to be that some time.

Crazy William Shatner.

- You're gonna... you're gonna...
- No, I'm not doing that.

- Come on. Grab him.
- You've got to have faith.

You know what have... what faith I have,

I have lost because of you.

See... Terry!

See ya! I've got to get some air.

Do you know where we're going?

We got to check out this bar.
It's got robot fights.

- Robot fights?
- Yeah.

It's my job to make sure these guys

don't get into any trouble,

but no trouble ain't any fun.

- Bradshaw, you're going down.
- You're on, Bill.

So it's time to get 'em
into a little bit of trouble.

Hi, everybody.

- I'm coming for you, Bradshaw.
- Bring it on!

Back up, Kirk!

! Oh!

Oh, my God! He gave me the finger!

- Where are you going, scaredy?
- I'm out of here.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Bye bye!

- That was horrible.
- Just horrible.

My back is killing me.

I feel like it's really hard

to impress these four guys,

but when it comes to logistics,
I think I've handled it great.

And here it is, our ride to Mount Fuji.

- All right.
- Did I deliver or what?

- You delivered.
- Air conditioning?

All I care about is does it
have air conditioning.

Yeah, probably.

Mount Fuji!

This is what I've been
waiting for the whole trip.

Mount Fuji! We're on our way!

That's the spirit right there.
That's the spirit.

I get a chance to do something...

now this is what you want to do
before you leave this life.

- That's the attitude.
- There you go.

Everyone's happy.

So far, we're off to a great start.

I just hope they're not upset
when I tell them

that we're not actually
going to Mount Fuji.

Mount Fuji is an element
in Japanese culture.

It's a holy mountain.
It's a sacred mountain.

There is an energy.

And we are in fact going on
a journey to the mountain.

And I heard there's a gift shop.

That's terrible.

And here it is.

I thought we were
gonna be on Mount Fuji.

So it turns out Mount Fuji
is actually a mountain,

and you have to climb it
to get to the top,

and you've got to be physically fit.

So there's no way these bionic men

with their replacement hips
and recent knee surgeries

have a prayer in making it to the top,

so I decided,
"How about we just give 'em

a really good view of Mount Fuji?"

This is ridiculous.

Here we go.

Walking up to Mount Fuji.

No, no, no. It's not Mount Fuji.

- No, it's not Mount Fuji.
- No. Mount Fu...

We're gonna go look at Mount Fuji.

We're gonna look at Mount Fuji.

Look at that, guys.

Oh, steps.

Are you kidding?

We're in trouble.

Anybody need a Tylenol?

That's a lot of stairs.

It's a good act.

We'll be in Vegas next week
for a two-week run.

I'm Terry, this is George,
and we are Terry and George.

Jeff, remind me when we get out of here

to kick your ass.

Oh, steps.

Well, there are 800 stairs,
I understand.

Okay, all right. Hold, hold, hold.

- A little farther, guys.
- No, no, no.

That's not a little farther.

That's more farther than I want to go.

Look at like this, fellas.

You're gonna see it one time
your entire life,

and you're never going
to have this picture again.

So let's appreciate
this phenomenal God creation.

Let's enjoy it. Let's stop
the bitching and moaning.

If you're gonna sit here and bitch,

then just go back down.

I flew my ass out... I'm not
through talking, Bill.

Put your ass back down on the bottom,

but I'm going as far as I can go,

and I'm watching and I'm looking
and I'm enjoying.

Tooting my own horn
is not my instrument,

but I am beginning to have
an effect on Terry Bradshaw.

Come on, boys!
After the first 100 steps,

it's another 700! That's all!

Who decides to make this climb
in flip-flops?

You know that's a climber thing?

Show me the mountain.

We've got to go higher than this.

Come on.

- We got this.
- Come on, Georgie.

Come on, baby. Feel the burn.

There you go.
That's how you do it.

Anybody need a Tylenol?

Help. We got to help each other, guys.

- I'll get you.
- Oh. There you go, George.

- Momma.
- All right.

We're almost there, boys. Almost done.

- Come on, baby.
- Separate the weight.

- I got you, big fella.
- We did it.

- We did it, man.
- George?

Thank you so much.

Man, I made it. I made it!

Great, guys.

- Almost done.
- Let's go.

Little bit further, big daddy.

Here and we're done.

Flip-flops was a bad idea.

- You got it.
- All right, buddy.

- Wow.
- Oh, man. Look at that.

♪ 'Cause I'm on top of the world, hey ♪

♪ I'm on top of the world, hey ♪

♪ Been waiting on this for a while now ♪

♪ Paying my dues to the dirt ♪

- Is that beautiful or what?
- That's beautiful.

When you go up those stairs

and you clear those trees...

and there's that volcano looking at you.

It kind of gets to you.
It's very emotional.

It's a very emotional moment.

Look at that. Look at that.

That is gorgeous. This is thrilling.

Look at this great mountain.

♪ I'm on top of the world ♪

We're all there together.

We're looking at Mount Fuji
and filled with exultation.

It's a joy.

- ♪ Amazing ♪
- ALL: ♪ Grace ♪

Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Oh, don't do that.

♪ How sweet the sound ♪

Don't spoil it like that, guys.

♪ That saved a wretch like us ♪

Stop, Terry. Please stop.

It was beautiful.

It was a pretty
amazing experience.

Just the trip

from when we left
Los Angeles, Tokyo, and here.

Just... the whole thing
is breathtaking to me.

We're doing it together,
but it's just breathtaking.

- Yeah, that's true.
- Oh, look at this.

This is a karaoke book.

- Oh, jeez.
- This bus has karaoke?

Karaoke?

I have never sung karaoke before ever.

Anybody?

- I've sang it a bunch.
- You have?

- Yeah.
- You?

Well, funny you should ask.

Have you not listened
to any of my albums?

I got this one.

A couple heavyweights right here, folks.

Good act. We'll be in Vegas next week

for a two-week run at The Mirage.

I'm Terry, this is George,
and we are Terry and George.

Whoa!

♪ You do something to me ♪

♪ That I can't explain ♪

♪ Hold me closer and I feel no pain ♪

♪ Every beat of my heart ♪

♪ We got something going on ♪

Terry Bradshaw loves to sing.

♪ Tender love and wine ♪

You know he has albums?

I know. I've heard them.

He's made albums.

They're not as good as mine.

♪ Islands in the stream,
that is what we are ♪

♪ No one in-between,
how can we be wrong? ♪

♪ Sail away with me to another world ♪

♪ And we rely on each other ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ From one lover to another ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

It's not easy to travel
with your friends.

Admit you don't know.

I will not admit I don't know...

It can be a bumpy road.

Oh, what the...

Oh!.

There are some bumps

you've never seen before.

But all the bumps are worth it.

Come on!

♪ 'Cause I'm on top of the world, hey ♪

♪ I'm on top of the world, hey ♪

This is an experience that,

ultimately, we will never forget

as long as we are alive.

And you know what?

- Better Late...
- Than Never.

I was just about to say that.

No, I was gonna say that. What?

But it was just coming out of my mouth.

"Better Late Than Never"
was coming out of my...

- I started it.
- I had it in my nose.

It was trickling down my sinuses.

I said "Better,"
and I didn't even get...

On the tip of my tongue.

Never.

Coming this season...

Hit it, boys!

♪ Born to be wild ♪

It's an adventure
for all ages.

You're all too old for this.

"Better Late"...

Oh. Oh,.

"Than Never."

Oh.

Hey, I don't care
who you are, that's funny!

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