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� Batman

(male narrator)
A typically beautiful day in Gotham City.

But the return of a dastardly
duo and their deadly dragoons

bodes darkening clouds.

- Let me help you cross, ma'am.
- Why, thank you, sonny.

[indistinct chanting]

- Look out, ma'am.
- Oh, oh, oh.

I can't believe my eyes, sonny.

That looks like
a band of Cossacks.

Yes, ma'am, it does.

Olga! You have to wait for me.

(Egghead)
'Wait for me, Olga.'

I do believe that's Egghead.
The notorious arch criminal.

But why is he riding
that burrow?

What are those Cossacks
doing in Gotham City?

Good questions, indeed.

And the ominous answers
are not far away.

At the Gotham City Museum.

[people chanting]

Wait a minute.
What's going on here?

Aw, is nothing going on,
my little Pirozhki.

Nothing to worry
your head about.

Come back here, you!

You can't do this.

[intense music]

Is there!

Silver scimitar
of Tara's Bul-Bul.

Never to be pulled out except
by rightful heir to throne

of Bessarovian Cossacks.

By me!

Queen Olga, legitimate ruler
of Bessarovian Cossacks.

You'll never get away with this.
You-you scoundrel!

Shh. This is a museum.
Quiet please.

Olga? Olga, you could
at least give me a horse

I can't keep up with you.

I'm egg-xausted.

Only Bessarovian Cossacks
are riding horses, darling.

All others are having burrows.

Alright, alright, as long as
you remember our bargain.

I am remembering, darling.

Silver scimitar for me.
Golden egg for you.

[chuckling]

Imperial queen is ready!

[dramatic music]

[grunting]

God!

[Olga grunting]

Is done!

I, Olga, am possessor of silver
scimitar of Taraj Bul-Bul.

And I, Egghead, am possessor
of the solid gold egg.

[grunting]

Let's get out fast before
the Gotham City cops arrive.

Oh, do not worry
about cops, darling.

My Cossacks are making
cops burgers from them

if they buttinksi.

[grunting]
Fine, fine, but let's get out of here anyway.

- Ha!
- Ah!

[Egghead grunting]

The Egg of Ogg
and the Bul-Bul scimitar?

We'll get on it at once.

The Bul-Bul scimitar?
The Egg of Ogg?

That's right,
Chief O'Hara.

A frightening theft
from Gotham City Museum.

What makes it more frightening
is who perpetrated it.

From all descriptions,
apparently Olga

Egghead and that band
of Bessarovian Cossacks.

Begorrah! I thought Egghead
was behind bars.

And the Bessarovians had been
sent back to Bessarovia.

Bessarovia didn't want
the Bessarovians.

And Egghead's out
on a legal technicality.

There's only one person
who can help us.

Batman!

Oh! But I can hardly bring
myself to call him again.

- Want me to call him?
- No, no, wait, wait.

Give me a moment to summon
my strength and courage.

For if ever strength
and courage

were needed in Gotham City,
Chief O'Hara..

...it's needed now.

[dramatic music]

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[instrumental music]

[music continues]

Gosh, Bruce. That Genghis Khan
was quiet a guy.

In the 13th century,
he and his Mongol army

almost conquered Europe.

Yes, Dick, the Mongols
are fierce warriors.

Even today, you can
find pockets of them

scattered throughout Asia.

[Batphone beeping]

- I'll get it, sir.
- Thank you.

One moment, commissioner.

Excuse me, sir, but I believe
Commissioner Gordon

wishes to speak to you
about certain pockets

of criminal activity
in Gotham City.

Thank you, Alfred.
Yes, commissioner.

[dramatic music]

The Bul-Bul scimitar
and the Egg of Ogg?

[sighing]

I see.

'We'll be right down.'

To the Batpoles.

[music continues]

There's no doubt it was Egghead,
Olga and the Cossacks?

None.

Galloping through the streets
they were too.

My department's had
a dozen calls

reporting a band of horsemen
on the loose again.

- Holy tartars!
- Unholy tartars, Robin.

Stealing scimitars and golden
eggs from a museum is one thing

but when the average citizen
on the street is in peril

something must be done,
and quickly.

Like rounding the interlopers up
and shipping 'em out.

Ha-ha! That's just it,
nobody wants them.

Still they have
no diplomatic immunity

from the laws of this city,
this state and this country.

Gosh, no,
and Egghead doesn't either.

He's a very stupid man,
compounding all his felonies.

Women like Olga
have been the downfall

of far wiser men than Egghead,
commissioner.

'No, I think the invasion
was just the beginning'

of a new nefarious plan
of pilfer and plunder.

Involving, no doubt,
more egg targets of some kind.

We'll make a list of every egg
target left in Gotham City.

But while the Dynamic Duo
are organizing their defense..

� Hay hay hay

[speaking in foreign language]

Oh, must they make
so much noise, Olga?

I can't hear myself think.

- Is victory celebration.
- Ugh.

Cossack without victory dances..

...is like egg without salt.

[chuckling]
Well, that hits me where I live.

Well, let them dance.

There'll be bigger
victories than this.

And soon egg-squisite victories.

Drats.

You have plans, Eggsky?

Big plans, Olga.
Big plans.

Ah, the scimitar
of Tara Bul-Bul

the Golden Egg of Ogg

are only the beginning
of a series of dastardly plans

that will leave Gotham City
begging for mercy!

Mercy! Ha!

My Cossacks are not
giving mercy.

No. Of course not.

Mmm, you lovely evil woman.

Not a drop of mercy.

[speaking in foreign language]

You are heartless, hairless man.
I'm liking you more and more.

Oh, and I, you, Olga.

I, you.

Our meeting was destiny.
After we are married, Olga, we--

Ah! hold courses, Eggski.

I told you before.

No marriage without dowry.

But why do you think I'm
planning all of these crimes?

For us, Olga.
No, the loot will be your dowry

'and then we can be
properly married.'

I must have big dowry.

Dowry fit for queen.
Emperatriz

And you will, Olga.
You will. Yes!

Yes, the series of crimes
that I am planning

will net you the largest
dowry in history.

What is next crime?

We are heisting a certain vault
full of dehydrated roe.

Row?

- As in boat?
- No.

Roe as in fish egg
and fish egg as in caviar.

And caviar as in a certain
special cold storage vault

of the Gotham City Bank.

Hm, yes.

A shipment of 500 pounds, it was
gift from Czar of Samarkand

to the people of Gotham City.

And it's worth
$200 an ounce.

You sure you won't
have lunch with me?

I only wish I could,
darling, but..

...Gotham City is in too much
danger right now

for the police commissioner to
take time for a leisurely lunch.

- Much as I'd like to.
- Danger?

Incredible as it sounds, there
was band of Bessarovian Cossacks

'loose in Gotham City.'

You mean, again?

They're back?

That's incredible.

But true. Sad to say.

If the Dynamic Duo weren't
helping us, I-I don't know

what I'd do. Ah, this is just
between you and me of course.

Now, I don't want it to spread.

Or there might be panic
in the streets.

Don't worry, I only wish
there was something I could do.

There is something you can do.

You can help. By going straight
home and staying out of trouble.

Okay.
I'll go straight home.

[instrumental music]

But this is no time to stay out
of trouble or off the streets.

Right, Charlie?

However, I will change clothes
before I go out again.

Come on, keep me company.

[squawking]

But you mustn't tell anyone
what you see in here.

[squawking]

[music continues]

As Barbara Gordon makes her
astonishing change

into Batgirl..

...and heads out on her own to
prevent panic in the streets

the Caped Crusaders
are not idle.

"The Lohong Company,
makers of egg-drop soup.

"Cannes Candy Company

manufacturers of
chocolate Easter eggs."

Well, that's the last
of it, Robin.

We've alerted every company

in Gotham City that's even
remotely connected with eggs.

Think Ogg and Egghead
might be planning some crime

that's not connected
with eggs, Batman.

I doubt it. Like all criminals,
Egghead follows a particular

predictable pattern.

But although we know the
pattern, we don't know the..

...particular crime.

Also we don't know what part
Olga and her Cossacks will play.

Quite true, Robin.

I've been racking my brains
trying to..

Wait a minute.

What country is located
next to Bessarovia?

- Samarkand I think.
- Correct.

And both countries lie
quite close to the Black Sea.

What do you know about
the Black Sea, Robin?

Well, it's famous
for it's sturgeon, it's caviar.

- Caviar!
- Right, caviar. Fish eggs.

And the king of Samarkand
recently sent

a gift of 500 pounds of
dehydrated royal caviar

to Gotham City.

What's Gotham City gonna do with
500 pounds of dehydrated caviar?

No one could decide.

So it's being stored
in a specially cooled vault

at the Gotham National Bank.

And it's worth
$200 an ounce.

- So?
- So?

Let's go.

Now, that we've moved most of
our cash to our upstate branch

I feel much better.

With the Egghead in town,
no bank is safe.

[Cossacks chanting]

What's that?

Cossacks!

Do not draw revolver,
little schmerzki

or I'm having Ossep
bash you to beatniks.

Ossep, remove revolver
from little schmerzki.

You are headman here?

Yes. And you might as well
turn right around

and go back
where you came from.

There's no money
in that vault.

But we will make look-see
anyway, no?

Ha! Go ahead.

We shipped all
of our money upstate.

Ha ha!

Perhaps, we are not
coming for money.

Ha ha ha.

There's nothing else in there.

Ha ha, ha ha,
ha ha, ha ha.

Perhaps, you're
forgetting the caviar.

Oh, good heavens,
the caviar.

Old Cossack saying

"do not make a-ha
before eggs are safe."

[speaking in foreign language]

[instrumental music]

Whoa!

Egghead!

Who did you expect? Batman?

Where are Olga and her Cossacks?
Egg-splain.

Oh-ho! You're late.

They've already left.

With my caviar.

Why won't that woman slow down?
I'll never catch-up with her.

Shoot him! He's in league
with that Cossack gang.

Oh, no.
No, don't shoot, please.

At least Batgirl found a
one-man panic in the streets.

Oh, protect me, Batgirl.

That monster's going
to shoot me.

Not so brave when your henchmen
aren't around, are you, Egghead?

Oh, I never claim to
be brave, Batgirl.

No, I'm clever and crafty,
but I'm a complete coward.

You-you won't let
him shoot me?

That depends.

Where are the Cossacks
you've been running around with?

Oh, they've gone, Batgirl.
They left before I came.

Left for where, Egghead?

I don't know.

No?

Well, they did mention their
destination, but you see..

...they speak Bessarovian and
I don't speak the language.

Perhaps, there are some other
languages you do know, Egghead.

The language spoken by that
guard's gun for instance.

Oh, no. Oh, please, you can't
ask me to rat on my friends.

Oh, yes, I can. And you
better start ratting fast.

Do you expect me,
a-a respected arch criminal

to fink on my friends like a,
like a common stool pigeon?

Of course.

- Alright, I'll do it.
- Let's go.

Oh, but it may take us
some time, you see..

...my burrow is kinda slow.

Forget your burrow.

Get on the Batgirl cycle and
show me where your hideout is.

On that thing? But I might
be egg-stinguished.

[instrumental music]

Alright then, stay here.

But I won't be responsible
for any stray bullets

that just might
happen your way.

No, wait for me.

Two blocks down
and to the left.

[music continues]

Oh, Batman!
Thank heaven you're here.

The royal caviar
has been stolen

by that mad Bessarovian queen
and her henchmen.

I was afraid we might be
too late. Where's Egghead?

He arrived just after they left.
We were about to shoot..

...I mean arrest him..

...when Batgirl drove up

and convinced him to take her
to his hideaway.

Cossacks!

Exactly, Robin.

Batgirl is a match for any gang
of ordinary hoodlums.

But for a wild band of
Bessarovian Cossacks

even her extraordinary abilities
might not be enough.

Let's go, Robin. We have to find
that hideout before she does.

They went down that street
and to the left and..

Thank you.

[music continues]

Oh! Ha.

Hell, this is it, Batgirl.

We're going in there, Egghead,
and no funny business.

Oh, you can trust me, Batgirl.

I'd sooner trust a snake
with fangs at both ends.

Mush now.

[music continues]

Here we are, Batgirl.

The hideout is through
that door.

Good, then open the door
and announce me, Egghead.

And no tricks.

Tricks! Oh, Batgirl.

How could you suspect me
of trying to trick you?

I love caviar.

Ha! No tasting.

[speaking in foreign language]

(Egghead)
'Olga. Olga, my dear.'

We have a visitor.

Batgirl.

Ha!

[speaking in foreign language]

Very funny.

What is this joking, Eggsky?

Oh, Olga, my little bride-to-be,
she was here not two seconds ago

I brought her here
so that we could ambush her.

The ambush is on
the other foot now, Egghead.

[dramatic music]

You tricked me!

Chargeskaya!

And now, my little pipkin.

You will do for us,
saber dance..

...with frosted swords.

[instrumental music]

That's it! Yeah!

She's good dancer, Eggsky.

Yes, she's dancing
to her grave.

Naturally.

[music continues]

(Robin)
'There it is, Batman.'

Yes, Robin, it's fortunate
that the turbo engine

on her cycle
uses a radioactive sparkplug

so that we were able to trace it
here with Batgeiger counter.

We move carefully, Robin.

So that we'll be able
to take them by surprise.

[music continues]

Now it's you turn
to face the music, Olga.

Very sad, we meet at funeral.

Your funeral, Batman.

I believe you overestimate your
undertaking abilities, Egghead.

My Cossacks,
hack them to shashliks.

[intense music]

Give 'em one for me, Batman.

Eggsky! Out from there.

But I might be hurt, Olga.

[speaking in foreign language]

You come with me,
my little mousenik.

- Drop her.
- Yes.

We are drowning her in caviar.

Da, da, da.

- Drowning her in caviar.
- Oh, oh.

[indistinct clamoring]

(Batgirl)
'Help, Batman.'

I'm drowning.

I'm also freezing.

Batgirl's being frozen
in that caviar.

There she is.

Oh.

Batgirl, I'll untie you.

Thank you, Batman.

They almost turned me
into a human hors d'oeuvres.

What a chilling way to die?

Holy cold-creeps!
Leave it to crooks like them

to think of a trick like this.

Yes, that's
to be expected, Robin.

The concept of decency is alien
to the criminal mind.

[Cossacks chanting]

And thanks to me,
they've escaped.

Perhaps, crime fighting is
better left to men, Batgirl.

Perhaps not.

But this isn't
exactly women's work.

But I'm no ordinary
woman, Batman.

Agreed.

At least...we recovered the
dehydrated royal caviar.

It's lucky I had me surround
that building once more, Batman.

Olga and Egghead ran right
into the paddy wagon again.

Only this time,
they didn't want to.

Forewarned is forearmed,
Chief O'Hara.

That's true, Batman, and I'm
sure they won't find caviar

on the menu
at Gotham State Prison.

Probably not, but they will get
a well-balanced diet.

Thanks to Warden Crichton's
emphasis on proper nutrition.

(Commissioner Gordon)
What is it, Barbara?

I just saw the strangest
looking car outside.

It was sort of greenish-gold and
had what looked like whiskers

on its front fenders.

A car with whiskers?

Sounds like Catwoman's
kitty car to me, Batman.

Catwoman was driving it
and if I'm not mistaken

that arch criminal,
the Joker was a passenger.

Holy! Here we go again, Batman.

I'm afraid you're right,
old chum.

If Catwoman and Joker
have joined forces

it sounds like there's trouble
right here in Gotham City.

And how right he is?

Trouble in a green fright way.

Trouble in a car with whiskers.

More trouble
than the Caped Crusaders

have ever known.

Coming up on our next episode.

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