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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,690 --> 00:00:05,838 [ CLOCK TICKING ] 2 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,836 >> [ SIGHS ] 3 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:46,445 [ Ringing ] 4 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:06,980 [ Click, dial tone ] 5 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:24,817 >> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 6 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:31,190 >> OHH. 7 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:38,964 >> [ GROANS ] 8 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:10,462 >> OH. 9 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:24,109 TAXI! MERCI BEAUCOUP. 10 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:41,360 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 11 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,889 >> [ MUTTERS ] 12 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:56,468 [ SOBBING ] [ SIREN WAILS ] [ SIREN WAILING ] 13 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:59,738 [ BEEP ] >> Hi, Michael. It's Linda from 14 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,973 >> Hi, Michael. It's Linda from Manhattan Realty. 15 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:02,474 It's Linda from Manhattan Realty. Congratulations on selling the 16 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:03,242 Manhattan Realty. Congratulations on selling the apartment. 17 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:04,543 Congratulations on selling the apartment. Sorry we couldn't get your 18 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,144 apartment. Sorry we couldn't get your asking price, but selling any 19 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,145 Sorry we couldn't get your asking price, but selling any two-bedroom on the 20 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,580 asking price, but selling any two-bedroom on the Upper West Side in this market 21 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,414 two-bedroom on the Upper West Side in this market is a victory. 22 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,582 Upper West Side in this market is a victory. You should feel great. 23 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:14,152 is a victory. You should feel great. Good luck in your new place. 24 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:46,285 >> CAN YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE, MISS? MISS, PLEASE? 25 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:46,785 MISS? MISS, PLEASE? EXCUSE ME. 26 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,220 MISS, PLEASE? EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE, 27 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:49,254 EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE, PLEASE, SIR? 28 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,389 CAN YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE, PLEASE, SIR? >> SORRY, BRO. 29 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,390 PLEASE, SIR? >> SORRY, BRO. >> I BET YOU ARE. 30 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,325 >> SORRY, BRO. >> I BET YOU ARE. EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT YOU CAN'T 31 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:55,427 >> I BET YOU ARE. EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT YOU CAN'T SPARE NOT EVEN A QUARTER, RIGHT? 32 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:58,764 EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT YOU CAN'T SPARE NOT EVEN A QUARTER, RIGHT? >> I'M $600,000 IN DEBT. 33 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:01,133 SPARE NOT EVEN A QUARTER, RIGHT? >> I'M $600,000 IN DEBT. >> DAMN! 34 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:03,135 >> I'M $600,000 IN DEBT. >> DAMN! YOU WANT SOME STICKY RICE? 35 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,636 >> DAMN! YOU WANT SOME STICKY RICE? >> NO, THANKS. 36 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,470 YOU WANT SOME STICKY RICE? >> NO, THANKS. >> EXCUSE ME. 37 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,172 >> NO, THANKS. >> EXCUSE ME. I'M SO SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT, 38 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:09,508 >> EXCUSE ME. I'M SO SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT, UM, ARE YOU MICHAEL SHIVER? 39 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,509 I'M SO SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT, UM, ARE YOU MICHAEL SHIVER? >> YEAH. 40 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,440 UM, ARE YOU MICHAEL SHIVER? >> YEAH. >> OH, MY GOD. 41 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:14,546 >> YEAH. >> OH, MY GOD. I LOVED "FALL." 42 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,248 >> OH, MY GOD. I LOVED "FALL." I MUST HAVE READ IT LIKE 10 43 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,783 I LOVED "FALL." I MUST HAVE READ IT LIKE 10 TIMES MY SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH 44 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:18,450 I MUST HAVE READ IT LIKE 10 TIMES MY SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL. 45 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,151 TIMES MY SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL. >> THANKS. 46 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,419 SCHOOL. >> THANKS. >> WHY HAVEN'T YOU WRITTEN 47 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:21,420 >> THANKS. >> WHY HAVEN'T YOU WRITTEN ANOTHER BOOK SINCE? 48 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:25,424 >> WHY HAVEN'T YOU WRITTEN ANOTHER BOOK SINCE? >> I DID -- TWO, ACTUALLY. 49 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,592 ANOTHER BOOK SINCE? >> I DID -- TWO, ACTUALLY. >> OH. OKAY. 50 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:29,561 >> I DID -- TWO, ACTUALLY. >> OH. OKAY. >> I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT 51 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,496 >> OH. OKAY. >> I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT I GOT TO -- I GOT TO GO, SO... 52 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,431 >> I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT I GOT TO -- I GOT TO GO, SO... >> OKAY. 53 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,599 I GOT TO -- I GOT TO GO, SO... >> OKAY. THANK YOU FOR WRITING THOSE 54 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:37,769 >> OKAY. THANK YOU FOR WRITING THOSE BOOKS. 55 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,304 THANK YOU FOR WRITING THOSE BOOKS. DID THEY WIND UP TOGETHER IN THE 56 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,306 BOOKS. DID THEY WIND UP TOGETHER IN THE END?! 57 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:42,474 DID THEY WIND UP TOGETHER IN THE END?! IT'S SO AMBIGUOUS. 58 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,809 END?! IT'S SO AMBIGUOUS. IT ALWAYS KILLED ME. 59 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,677 IT'S SO AMBIGUOUS. IT ALWAYS KILLED ME. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? 60 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,800 IT ALWAYS KILLED ME. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I THINK THEY DID. 61 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:50,615 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I THINK THEY DID. >> THEN I GUESS THEY DID. 62 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:53,185 >> I THINK THEY DID. >> THEN I GUESS THEY DID. >> [ LAUGHS ] 63 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:31,560 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 64 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:52,310 >> ANSWER MY QUESTION! >> AND IF I WAS? AND IF I WAS? >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 65 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:53,845 >> AND IF I WAS? AND IF I WAS? >> YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T YOU FUCKING PLAY WITH ME. 66 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,547 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T YOU FUCKING PLAY WITH ME. IF I FIND OUT YOU WAS FUCKING 67 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:56,915 DON'T YOU FUCKING PLAY WITH ME. IF I FIND OUT YOU WAS FUCKING MIGUEL, I'M GONNA CUT BOTH 68 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,483 IF I FIND OUT YOU WAS FUCKING MIGUEL, I'M GONNA CUT BOTH Y'ALL'S FUCKING HEADS OFF. 69 00:06:58,485 --> 00:06:59,351 MIGUEL, I'M GONNA CUT BOTH Y'ALL'S FUCKING HEADS OFF. NO, FUCK YOU! 70 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:00,819 Y'ALL'S FUCKING HEADS OFF. NO, FUCK YOU! >> WHAT ABOUT JOLISA, UH-HUH? 71 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,421 NO, FUCK YOU! >> WHAT ABOUT JOLISA, UH-HUH? AND MARIE? WHAT ABOUT THEM? 72 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,222 >> WHAT ABOUT JOLISA, UH-HUH? AND MARIE? WHAT ABOUT THEM? >> THEM BITCHES DIDN'T MEAN SHIT 73 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:05,557 AND MARIE? WHAT ABOUT THEM? >> THEM BITCHES DIDN'T MEAN SHIT TO ME! 74 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:08,260 >> THEM BITCHES DIDN'T MEAN SHIT TO ME! >> [ SIGHS ] 75 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:11,797 TO ME! >> [ SIGHS ] [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] 76 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:24,376 >> DON'T FUCK WITH ME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I DON'T MIND GOING ON VACATION 77 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:27,712 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I DON'T MIND GOING ON VACATION AGAIN. 78 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:29,414 I DON'T MIND GOING ON VACATION AGAIN. BITCH, CALL HIM! 79 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,917 AGAIN. BITCH, CALL HIM! CALL HIM, CALL HIM! 80 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:32,918 BITCH, CALL HIM! CALL HIM, CALL HIM! CALL HIM! 81 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,786 CALL HIM, CALL HIM! CALL HIM! >> GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 82 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,521 CALL HIM! >> GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! [ SIREN WAILING ] 83 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:43,395 >> HOW IS YOUR NEW MANUSCRIPT SELLING, BY THE WAY? >> IT'S NOT. IT'S NOT. 84 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:44,496 SELLING, BY THE WAY? >> IT'S NOT. IT'S NOT. PUBLISHERS ARE NOT INTERESTED. 85 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:45,497 >> IT'S NOT. IT'S NOT. PUBLISHERS ARE NOT INTERESTED. THERE'S STILL A COUPLE MORE 86 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:46,832 PUBLISHERS ARE NOT INTERESTED. THERE'S STILL A COUPLE MORE WE'RE OUT TO, BUT... 87 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,300 THERE'S STILL A COUPLE MORE WE'RE OUT TO, BUT... [ SIGHS ] I'M JUST -- I'M JUST 88 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:48,867 WE'RE OUT TO, BUT... [ SIGHS ] I'M JUST -- I'M JUST OVER IT, OKAY? 89 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:49,501 [ SIGHS ] I'M JUST -- I'M JUST OVER IT, OKAY? I'M DONE. 90 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:50,702 OVER IT, OKAY? I'M DONE. IF THIS BOOK DOESN'T SELL... 91 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:51,937 I'M DONE. IF THIS BOOK DOESN'T SELL... I refuse to write the kinds of 92 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,371 IF THIS BOOK DOESN'T SELL... I refuse to write the kinds of books that the kinds of people 93 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:54,506 I refuse to write the kinds of books that the kinds of people who buy books want to read. 94 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:55,774 books that the kinds of people who buy books want to read. >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? 95 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,442 who buy books want to read. >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? Oh, my God. I'm a genius. 96 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:58,210 >> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? Oh, my God. I'm a genius. >> WHAT? 97 00:07:58,212 --> 00:07:59,211 Oh, my God. I'm a genius. >> WHAT? >> COME TO PARIS! 98 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:00,979 >> WHAT? >> COME TO PARIS! I have a nice apartment in 99 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,214 >> COME TO PARIS! I have a nice apartment in Montmartre. 100 00:08:02,216 --> 00:08:02,981 I have a nice apartment in Montmartre. JUST COME. 101 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,283 Montmartre. JUST COME. YOU'LL GET A NEW PERSPECTIVE. 102 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:07,953 JUST COME. YOU'LL GET A NEW PERSPECTIVE. >> I DON'T KNOW. 103 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,521 YOU'LL GET A NEW PERSPECTIVE. >> I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK TO PARIS 104 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,822 >> I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK TO PARIS SINCE SARAH AND I BROKE UP. 105 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,724 I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK TO PARIS SINCE SARAH AND I BROKE UP. >> OH, I MEAN, IT'S HIGH TIME 106 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,526 SINCE SARAH AND I BROKE UP. >> OH, I MEAN, IT'S HIGH TIME YOU EXORCISED YOUR DEMONS. 107 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,528 >> OH, I MEAN, IT'S HIGH TIME YOU EXORCISED YOUR DEMONS. FOR GOD'S SAKES, MAN, THAT WAS, 108 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:17,796 YOU EXORCISED YOUR DEMONS. FOR GOD'S SAKES, MAN, THAT WAS, WHAT, 15 YEARS AGO? 109 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:18,797 FOR GOD'S SAKES, MAN, THAT WAS, WHAT, 15 YEARS AGO? You'll be fine. 110 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,332 WHAT, 15 YEARS AGO? You'll be fine. You're in a funk. 111 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,434 You'll be fine. You're in a funk. OKAY, MIKE, I'M SORRY, BUT I GOT 112 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:22,934 You're in a funk. OKAY, MIKE, I'M SORRY, BUT I GOT TO GO. 113 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,803 OKAY, MIKE, I'M SORRY, BUT I GOT TO GO. COME TO PARIS, OKAY? 114 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,505 TO GO. COME TO PARIS, OKAY? Just come. 115 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:28,373 COME TO PARIS, OKAY? Just come. [ Click ] 116 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:40,418 >> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] GOD'S PRESENCE HAS ALWAYS BEEN UNDENIABLE IN MY LIFE. 117 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:41,920 GOD'S PRESENCE HAS ALWAYS BEEN UNDENIABLE IN MY LIFE. IT'S MY PRESENCE THAT HAS OFTEN 118 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,956 UNDENIABLE IN MY LIFE. IT'S MY PRESENCE THAT HAS OFTEN BEEN SUSPECT. 119 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,759 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 120 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,374 >> MERCI. 121 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,720 [ SIGHS ] 122 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,361 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 123 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:17,976 [ CHUCKLES ] 124 00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:42,660 [ SMACKING NOISES ] 125 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,459 [ SIGHS ] 126 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:31,420 >> [ COUGHS ] [ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> MOM, MICHAEL'S HERE FROM 127 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:31,776 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> MOM, MICHAEL'S HERE FROM STATES. 128 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,211 >> MOM, MICHAEL'S HERE FROM STATES. >> WHAT'S THAT, CHéRI? 129 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:33,845 STATES. >> WHAT'S THAT, CHéRI? MICHAEL! 130 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:34,612 >> WHAT'S THAT, CHéRI? MICHAEL! >> HEY, MAN. 131 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:35,713 MICHAEL! >> HEY, MAN. >> I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 132 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,181 >> HEY, MAN. >> I DON'T BELIEVE IT! YOU CAME! 133 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,582 >> I DON'T BELIEVE IT! YOU CAME! >> I DID. I DID. I CAME. 134 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:37,949 YOU CAME! >> I DID. I DID. I CAME. >> OH! 135 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,217 >> I DID. I DID. I CAME. >> OH! >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 136 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,718 >> OH! >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> HE INVITED ME, AND I FIGURED 137 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,719 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> HE INVITED ME, AND I FIGURED I'D SURPRISE YOU GUYS. 138 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:42,987 >> HE INVITED ME, AND I FIGURED I'D SURPRISE YOU GUYS. >> HE WAS DEPRESSED, SO I TOLD 139 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:43,855 I'D SURPRISE YOU GUYS. >> HE WAS DEPRESSED, SO I TOLD HIM TO COME OVER. 140 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,230 >> HE WAS DEPRESSED, SO I TOLD HIM TO COME OVER. HE'S STAYING AT MY FATHER'S 141 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:45,590 HIM TO COME OVER. HE'S STAYING AT MY FATHER'S STUDIO. 142 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,157 HE'S STAYING AT MY FATHER'S STUDIO. >> HOW GREAT. 143 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,625 STUDIO. >> HOW GREAT. YOU CAN KEEP HIM COMPANY ON THE 144 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,827 >> HOW GREAT. YOU CAN KEEP HIM COMPANY ON THE NIGHTS I KICK HIM OUT OF THE 145 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:49,160 YOU CAN KEEP HIM COMPANY ON THE NIGHTS I KICK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE. 146 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,261 NIGHTS I KICK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE. [ LAUGHS ] JUST KIDDING. 147 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,563 HOUSE. [ LAUGHS ] JUST KIDDING. HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU! OH! 148 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:53,565 [ LAUGHS ] JUST KIDDING. HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU! OH! >> IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 149 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:56,935 HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU! OH! >> IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. [ WATER RUNNING ] 150 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:10,810 [ WATER STOPS ] THIS PLACE IS AMAZING. >> YEAH. 151 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:13,685 THIS PLACE IS AMAZING. >> YEAH. MY FATHER BOUGHT IT IN THE '40s. 152 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,688 >> YEAH. MY FATHER BOUGHT IT IN THE '40s. HE USED IT AS KIND OF AN OFFICE. 153 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,690 MY FATHER BOUGHT IT IN THE '40s. HE USED IT AS KIND OF AN OFFICE. I'M GLAD YOU CAME. 154 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,191 HE USED IT AS KIND OF AN OFFICE. I'M GLAD YOU CAME. I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY 155 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,193 I'M GLAD YOU CAME. I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD FOR YOU. 156 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,895 I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD FOR YOU. >> [ SCOFFS ] I HOPE SO. 157 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,898 GOOD FOR YOU. >> [ SCOFFS ] I HOPE SO. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 158 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:31,603 >> [ SCOFFS ] I HOPE SO. >> [ CHUCKLES ] [ SIREN WAILING ] 159 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:32,937 >> [ CHUCKLES ] [ SIREN WAILING ] [ COUGHS ] 160 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,272 [ SIREN WAILING ] [ COUGHS ] [ BUZZER SOUNDS ] 161 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,140 [ COUGHS ] [ BUZZER SOUNDS ] [ SNIFFS, SIGHS ] 162 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,142 [ BUZZER SOUNDS ] [ SNIFFS, SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. SO... 163 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,878 [ SNIFFS, SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. SO... YOU HAVE A LITTLE SHOP DOWN 164 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,613 ALL RIGHT. SO... YOU HAVE A LITTLE SHOP DOWN THERE FOR FRUITS AND WATER. 165 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:42,614 YOU HAVE A LITTLE SHOP DOWN THERE FOR FRUITS AND WATER. >> OKAY. 166 00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:44,282 THERE FOR FRUITS AND WATER. >> OKAY. >> SACRé-COEUR IS JUST UP THERE. 167 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:44,983 >> OKAY. >> SACRé-COEUR IS JUST UP THERE. >> YEAH. 168 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,784 >> SACRé-COEUR IS JUST UP THERE. >> YEAH. >> AND LAMARCK-CAULAINCOURT WILL 169 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:47,719 >> YEAH. >> AND LAMARCK-CAULAINCOURT WILL BE YOUR METRO. 170 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,353 >> AND LAMARCK-CAULAINCOURT WILL BE YOUR METRO. YOU REMEMBER? 171 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,387 BE YOUR METRO. YOU REMEMBER? >> DOESN'T MATTER. 172 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,550 YOU REMEMBER? >> DOESN'T MATTER. PARIS IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN 173 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:52,657 >> DOESN'T MATTER. PARIS IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN BE LOST AND FOUND AT THE SAME 174 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:53,240 PARIS IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN BE LOST AND FOUND AT THE SAME TIME. 175 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,260 BE LOST AND FOUND AT THE SAME TIME. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 176 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,661 TIME. >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> THANKS SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME, 177 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:57,950 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> THANKS SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME, CHARLES. 178 00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:58,229 >> THANKS SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME, CHARLES. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 179 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,330 CHARLES. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 180 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,632 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> IT'S A PLEASURE, BUDDY. 181 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:01,733 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> IT'S A PLEASURE, BUDDY. >> YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 182 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:02,233 >> IT'S A PLEASURE, BUDDY. >> YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU SOON. >> HAVE FUN. 183 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:02,800 >> YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU SOON. >> HAVE FUN. >> OKAY. 184 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:03,635 >> HAVE FUN. >> OKAY. >> YOU TAKE CARE. 185 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,303 >> OKAY. >> YOU TAKE CARE. >> OKAY. 186 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:38,269 >> [ SPEAKING FRENCH ] [ SMOOCHES ] 187 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:44,335 >> [ SINGING IN FRENCH ] 188 00:16:54,413 --> 00:17:01,319 >> OH! >> OH, OH, IT'S -- IT'S NOT MINE. 189 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:06,224 NO, BUT I DIDN'T DROP IT. >> GOD WANTS YOU TO HAVE IT. YOU KNOW, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. 190 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,393 >> GOD WANTS YOU TO HAVE IT. YOU KNOW, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. WELCOME TO PARIS. 191 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,294 YOU KNOW, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. WELCOME TO PARIS. YOU KNOW, I HATE TO ASK, BUT DO 192 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,196 WELCOME TO PARIS. YOU KNOW, I HATE TO ASK, BUT DO YOU HAVE A FEW EUROS, I CAN GET 193 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,331 YOU KNOW, I HATE TO ASK, BUT DO YOU HAVE A FEW EUROS, I CAN GET SOMETHING TO EAT? 194 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,199 YOU HAVE A FEW EUROS, I CAN GET SOMETHING TO EAT? >> YEAH. YEAH, SURE. 195 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,801 SOMETHING TO EAT? >> YEAH. YEAH, SURE. >> YOU'RE VERY KIND. 196 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,536 >> YEAH. YEAH, SURE. >> YOU'RE VERY KIND. GOD PICKED THE RIGHT MAN TO 197 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,270 >> YOU'RE VERY KIND. GOD PICKED THE RIGHT MAN TO GRACE. 198 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,304 GOD PICKED THE RIGHT MAN TO GRACE. >> TAKE THIS -- BUT ALSO, TAKE 199 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:21,172 GRACE. >> TAKE THIS -- BUT ALSO, TAKE THE RING, TAKE THE RING. 200 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:21,539 >> TAKE THIS -- BUT ALSO, TAKE THE RING, TAKE THE RING. >> NO, NO. 201 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,774 THE RING, TAKE THE RING. >> NO, NO. >> NO, YOU CAN -- YOU CAN SELL 202 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:23,107 >> NO, NO. >> NO, YOU CAN -- YOU CAN SELL IT. 203 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:23,408 >> NO, YOU CAN -- YOU CAN SELL IT. >> NO! 204 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,750 IT. >> NO! >> TAKE IT. 205 00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:25,143 >> NO! >> TAKE IT. >> THAT WAS MEANT FOR YOU. 206 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,440 >> TAKE IT. >> THAT WAS MEANT FOR YOU. IT WAS AT YOUR FEET. 207 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,211 >> THAT WAS MEANT FOR YOU. IT WAS AT YOUR FEET. >> IT'S -- IT'S A LADY'S RING 208 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:27,545 IT WAS AT YOUR FEET. >> IT'S -- IT'S A LADY'S RING ANYWAY. 209 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,980 >> IT'S -- IT'S A LADY'S RING ANYWAY. >> WELL, THEN, GIVE IT TO A 210 00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:29,313 ANYWAY. >> WELL, THEN, GIVE IT TO A LADY. 211 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,810 >> WELL, THEN, GIVE IT TO A LADY. [ CHUCKLES ] 212 00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:31,416 LADY. [ CHUCKLES ] >> I WISH I HAD ONE TO GIVE IT 213 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:31,883 [ CHUCKLES ] >> I WISH I HAD ONE TO GIVE IT TO. 214 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,919 >> I WISH I HAD ONE TO GIVE IT TO. >> YOU WILL HAVE ONE SOON NOW. 215 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:42,427 >> [ SIGHS ] >> [ SPEAKING FRENCH ] 216 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,188 [ HORN HONKS ] 217 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,263 [ CONVERSING IN FRENCH ] 218 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:28,940 >> YOU'RE STRICT. HOW DO YOU SAY "YOU'RE STRICT" IN FRENCH -- "YOU'RE STRICT"? 219 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,977 >> MERCI. >> YOU'RE -- YOU'RE HARD. YOU'RE, LIKE -- YOU'RE STRICT 220 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,120 >> YOU'RE -- YOU'RE HARD. YOU'RE, LIKE -- YOU'RE STRICT WITH THE LITTLE DOGGY. 221 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:44,922 IS THAT HOW YOU ARE WHEN YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE, LIKE WITH A -- 222 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,190 HAVE A BOYFRIEND, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE, LIKE WITH A -- WITH A BOYFRIEND -- STRICT? 223 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,492 YOU'RE IN LOVE, LIKE WITH A -- WITH A BOYFRIEND -- STRICT? YOU DISCIPLINE HIM HARD LIKE 224 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,359 WITH A BOYFRIEND -- STRICT? YOU DISCIPLINE HIM HARD LIKE THAT? 225 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:58,690 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TO ME, BUT I COULD WATCH 226 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,710 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TO ME, BUT I COULD WATCH YOU SAY IT FOREVER. 227 00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:00,938 SAYING TO ME, BUT I COULD WATCH YOU SAY IT FOREVER. >> OKAY. 228 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:17,588 >> WAIT, WAIT. MA'AM. MA-- [ SIGHS ] 229 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,124 MA'AM. MA-- [ SIGHS ] SO, HOW MUCH ARE THOSE ORANGES? 230 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,459 [ SIGHS ] SO, HOW MUCH ARE THOSE ORANGES? >> BONSOIR. 231 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,270 SO, HOW MUCH ARE THOSE ORANGES? >> BONSOIR. >> BONSOIR. 232 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:24,562 >> BONSOIR. >> BONSOIR. >> TRèS BIEN. 233 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:03,334 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 234 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:51,949 >> [ LAUGHS ] 235 00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:14,438 [ GROANS ] 236 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:24,982 [ SCREAMS ] [ GROANING ] [ DOG BARKING ] 237 00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:39,997 >> Shh! 238 00:21:55,414 --> 00:22:00,518 Shh. Shh! 239 00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:10,428 >> NO, NO, NO, NO! 240 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,702 OUI, OUI, OUI, OUI! 241 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:29,347 >> OKAY. >> NO, NO, NO! [ SHOUTING IN FRENCH ] 242 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,849 >> NO, NO, NO! [ SHOUTING IN FRENCH ] >> [ LAUGHS ] 243 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,190 [ SHOUTING IN FRENCH ] >> [ LAUGHS ] >> [ SPITTING ] 244 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:42,293 >> C'EST BIEN. >> NO, NO, NO, NO. AAH! 245 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:24,735 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 246 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:48,279 [ SIGHS ] 247 00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:16,807 >> DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? >> DOWNSTAIRS. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 248 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:20,678 >> DOWNSTAIRS. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] >> ENTRES. 249 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,713 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] >> ENTRES. >> I'M -- I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. 250 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:24,782 >> ENTRES. >> I'M -- I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. >> IT'S POLITE TO SAY HELLO WHEN 251 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,383 >> I'M -- I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. >> IT'S POLITE TO SAY HELLO WHEN YOU FIRST SEE SOMEONE. 252 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:28,886 >> IT'S POLITE TO SAY HELLO WHEN YOU FIRST SEE SOMEONE. >> OH, EXCUSE ME. HELLO. 253 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,540 YOU FIRST SEE SOMEONE. >> OH, EXCUSE ME. HELLO. I'M MICHAEL. 254 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,488 >> OH, EXCUSE ME. HELLO. I'M MICHAEL. >> HELLO, MICHAEL. 255 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:32,456 I'M MICHAEL. >> HELLO, MICHAEL. I'M NATALIE. 256 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,791 >> HELLO, MICHAEL. I'M NATALIE. HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE. 257 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,659 I'M NATALIE. HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE. >> THANK YOU. 258 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:45,836 >> BIG, FANCY AMERICAN WRITER. YOU DON'T LOOK VERY FANCY NOW, DO YOU? 259 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:48,539 YOU DON'T LOOK VERY FANCY NOW, DO YOU? YOU LOOK PUNY AND SMALL. 260 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:50,708 DO YOU? YOU LOOK PUNY AND SMALL. YOU'RE PATHETIC. 261 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,876 YOU LOOK PUNY AND SMALL. YOU'RE PATHETIC. YOU'RE LUCKY I WOULD PAY ANY 262 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:55,479 YOU'RE PATHETIC. YOU'RE LUCKY I WOULD PAY ANY ATTENTION TO YOU AT ALL, EVEN TO 263 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:57,481 YOU'RE LUCKY I WOULD PAY ANY ATTENTION TO YOU AT ALL, EVEN TO USE YOU FOR MY ENJOYMENT. 264 00:26:57,483 --> 00:27:02,820 ATTENTION TO YOU AT ALL, EVEN TO USE YOU FOR MY ENJOYMENT. NO MONEY, NO CAREER, NO WOMAN. 265 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:06,523 USE YOU FOR MY ENJOYMENT. NO MONEY, NO CAREER, NO WOMAN. YOU USED TO BE BELOVED, DIDN'T 266 00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:09,393 NO MONEY, NO CAREER, NO WOMAN. YOU USED TO BE BELOVED, DIDN'T YOU? 267 00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:10,894 YOU USED TO BE BELOVED, DIDN'T YOU? BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR 268 00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:13,597 YOU? BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BOOKS ANYMORE. 269 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,933 BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BOOKS ANYMORE. YOUR TIME IS PAST. 270 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:18,802 BOOKS ANYMORE. YOUR TIME IS PAST. I WANT TO READ SOME FRESH, YOUNG 271 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:21,972 YOUR TIME IS PAST. I WANT TO READ SOME FRESH, YOUNG AUTHORS, NOT DELUDED, 272 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,975 I WANT TO READ SOME FRESH, YOUNG AUTHORS, NOT DELUDED, SELF-OBSESSED NARCISSISTS. 273 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,677 AUTHORS, NOT DELUDED, SELF-OBSESSED NARCISSISTS. THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 274 00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:27,911 SELF-OBSESSED NARCISSISTS. THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU THINKING YOUR LIFE IS 275 00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,446 THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU THINKING YOUR LIFE IS INTERESTING AND ANYONE ELSE 276 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:31,615 YOU THINKING YOUR LIFE IS INTERESTING AND ANYONE ELSE THINKING IT IS. 277 00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:34,118 INTERESTING AND ANYONE ELSE THINKING IT IS. >> [ EXHALES SHARPLY, COUGHS ] 278 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,488 THINKING IT IS. >> [ EXHALES SHARPLY, COUGHS ] >> AND LET ME ASSURE YOU, NO ONE 279 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,230 >> [ EXHALES SHARPLY, COUGHS ] >> AND LET ME ASSURE YOU, NO ONE DOES. 280 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:55,906 >> THERE YOU GO. >> MERCI, MICHAEL. >> HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO? 281 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,608 >> MERCI, MICHAEL. >> HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 282 00:27:57,610 --> 00:27:58,942 >> HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> LIKE, HURTING SOMEBODY. 283 00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:00,944 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> LIKE, HURTING SOMEBODY. >> I WOULD NEVER INJURE SOMEONE 284 00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:01,712 >> LIKE, HURTING SOMEBODY. >> I WOULD NEVER INJURE SOMEONE FOREVER. 285 00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:03,714 >> I WOULD NEVER INJURE SOMEONE FOREVER. I WOULDN'T CUT THEIR BALLS OFF, 286 00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:05,416 FOREVER. I WOULDN'T CUT THEIR BALLS OFF, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. 287 00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:08,752 I WOULDN'T CUT THEIR BALLS OFF, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. ONLY PAIN, BUT IT GOES AWAY... 288 00:28:08,754 --> 00:28:11,455 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. ONLY PAIN, BUT IT GOES AWAY... couple of days or so. 289 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:12,623 ONLY PAIN, BUT IT GOES AWAY... couple of days or so. >> ARE THERE DOMINATRIXES THAT 290 00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:13,190 couple of days or so. >> ARE THERE DOMINATRIXES THAT WILL GO FARTHER? 291 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,725 >> ARE THERE DOMINATRIXES THAT WILL GO FARTHER? >> OF COURSE. 292 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:17,895 WILL GO FARTHER? >> OF COURSE. >> LIKE...KILL SOMEONE? 293 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:20,898 >> OF COURSE. >> LIKE...KILL SOMEONE? >> NO. OF COURSE NOT. 294 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,434 >> LIKE...KILL SOMEONE? >> NO. OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S NOT BDSM. THAT'S MURDER. 295 00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:25,350 >> NO. OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S NOT BDSM. THAT'S MURDER. >> SO YOU NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE 296 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:25,836 THAT'S NOT BDSM. THAT'S MURDER. >> SO YOU NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE LIKE THAT? 297 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:27,538 >> SO YOU NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE LIKE THAT? >> I HEARD OF ONE CRAZY GIRL 298 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:28,672 LIKE THAT? >> I HEARD OF ONE CRAZY GIRL WHO WOULD DO THIS. 299 00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:30,107 >> I HEARD OF ONE CRAZY GIRL WHO WOULD DO THIS. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE. 300 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:32,476 WHO WOULD DO THIS. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE. >> REALLY? WOW. 301 00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,978 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE. >> REALLY? WOW. >> YEAH. 302 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,513 >> REALLY? WOW. >> YEAH. [ BEEP ] 303 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:37,948 >> YEAH. [ BEEP ] >> Hi, Michael. It's Charles. 304 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:39,216 [ BEEP ] >> Hi, Michael. It's Charles. Hope you're comfortable. 305 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,884 >> Hi, Michael. It's Charles. Hope you're comfortable. Caroline and the kids want To 306 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,453 Hope you're comfortable. Caroline and the kids want To make sure you're coming for 307 00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:43,530 Caroline and the kids want To make sure you're coming for Christmas. 308 00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:43,821 make sure you're coming for Christmas. No excuses. 309 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:45,723 Christmas. No excuses. See you then. 310 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:47,224 No excuses. See you then. >> END OF NEW MESSAGES. 311 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,693 See you then. >> END OF NEW MESSAGES. TO LISTEN TO YOUR MESSAGES, 312 00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:50,661 >> END OF NEW MESSAGES. TO LISTEN TO YOUR MESSAGES, PRESS 1. 313 00:28:50,663 --> 00:28:53,397 TO LISTEN TO YOUR MESSAGES, PRESS 1. TO SEND A MESSAGE, PRESS... 314 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:28,832 >> [ SPEAKING FRENCH ] >> BONJOUR! >> [ SIGHS ] BONJOUR. 315 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:29,833 >> BONJOUR! >> [ SIGHS ] BONJOUR. >> BONJOUR. 316 00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:32,169 >> [ SIGHS ] BONJOUR. >> BONJOUR. >> BONJOUR, BONJOUR. 317 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:33,604 >> BONJOUR. >> BONJOUR, BONJOUR. LOOK, I'M -- I'M SORRY. 318 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:34,571 >> BONJOUR, BONJOUR. LOOK, I'M -- I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY LATE. 319 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:38,242 LOOK, I'M -- I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY LATE. DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE THE BIKE? 320 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:39,943 I'M REALLY LATE. DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE THE BIKE? PLEASE. 321 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,645 DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE THE BIKE? PLEASE. >> YOU'RE -- YOU DIDN'T -- I 322 00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:43,113 PLEASE. >> YOU'RE -- YOU DIDN'T -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER. 323 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,948 >> YOU'RE -- YOU DIDN'T -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER. WE -- WE MET LAST NIGHT IN THIS 324 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,617 DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER. WE -- WE MET LAST NIGHT IN THIS LITTLE BODEGA -- THE ORANGE 325 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:47,500 WE -- WE MET LAST NIGHT IN THIS LITTLE BODEGA -- THE ORANGE STORE. 326 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,218 LITTLE BODEGA -- THE ORANGE STORE. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 327 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:48,919 STORE. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I REMEMBER. 328 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:49,920 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I REMEMBER. >> YOU HAD THE LITTLE DOG. 329 00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:50,654 I REMEMBER. >> YOU HAD THE LITTLE DOG. >> MM-HMM. 330 00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:51,155 >> YOU HAD THE LITTLE DOG. >> MM-HMM. >> YEAH. 331 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:52,289 >> MM-HMM. >> YEAH. YOU -- YOU DIDN'T -- YOU 332 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,824 >> YEAH. YOU -- YOU DIDN'T -- YOU DIDN'T -- I DON'T -- I'M NOT -- 333 00:29:53,826 --> 00:29:55,192 YOU -- YOU DIDN'T -- YOU DIDN'T -- I DON'T -- I'M NOT -- I WAS JET-LAGGED. I DON'T KNOW. 334 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:56,727 DIDN'T -- I DON'T -- I'M NOT -- I WAS JET-LAGGED. I DON'T KNOW. BUT I DON'T REMEMBER YOU REALLY 335 00:29:56,729 --> 00:29:57,861 I WAS JET-LAGGED. I DON'T KNOW. BUT I DON'T REMEMBER YOU REALLY SPEAKING ENGLISH AT ALL, 336 00:29:57,863 --> 00:29:58,996 BUT I DON'T REMEMBER YOU REALLY SPEAKING ENGLISH AT ALL, CERTAINLY NOT THIS WELL. 337 00:29:58,998 --> 00:29:59,963 SPEAKING ENGLISH AT ALL, CERTAINLY NOT THIS WELL. DID YOU -- DID YOU? 338 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,131 CERTAINLY NOT THIS WELL. DID YOU -- DID YOU? >> SO, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO 339 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,134 DID YOU -- DID YOU? >> SO, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE BIKE? 340 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:07,400 >> SO, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE BIKE? >> [ SIGHS ] 341 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,700 WITH THE BIKE? >> [ SIGHS ] I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE. 342 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:11,175 >> [ SIGHS ] I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE. JUST GET IN THE BASKET. 343 00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:13,710 I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE. JUST GET IN THE BASKET. I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT. 344 00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:15,450 JUST GET IN THE BASKET. I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT. [ BELL RINGS ] 345 00:30:15,470 --> 00:30:17,748 I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT. [ BELL RINGS ] SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 346 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:20,751 [ BELL RINGS ] SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? I'M MICHAEL. 347 00:30:20,753 --> 00:30:22,219 SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? I'M MICHAEL. WHY DON'T WE CANCEL OUR PLANS 348 00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:23,720 I'M MICHAEL. WHY DON'T WE CANCEL OUR PLANS AND JUST GO HAVE DINNER? 349 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:25,222 WHY DON'T WE CANCEL OUR PLANS AND JUST GO HAVE DINNER? WHAT DO YOU SAY? 350 00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:25,823 AND JUST GO HAVE DINNER? WHAT DO YOU SAY? COME ON. 351 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:26,957 WHAT DO YOU SAY? COME ON. IT'S THE FUN OF BEING BIG. 352 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,125 COME ON. IT'S THE FUN OF BEING BIG. WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT. 353 00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:29,326 IT'S THE FUN OF BEING BIG. WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT. >> YEAH, BUT WE HAVE TO DEAL 354 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,327 WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT. >> YEAH, BUT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. 355 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,610 >> YEAH, BUT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. >> OH, COME ON. 356 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:32,290 WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. >> OH, COME ON. IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOOD 357 00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:33,130 >> OH, COME ON. IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOOD FRIENDS, THEY'RE GONNA BE MORE 358 00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:34,264 IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOOD FRIENDS, THEY'RE GONNA BE MORE EXCITED ABOUT THIS GREAT STORY 359 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,332 FRIENDS, THEY'RE GONNA BE MORE EXCITED ABOUT THIS GREAT STORY OF OUR FIRST DATE THAN PISSED 360 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,600 EXCITED ABOUT THIS GREAT STORY OF OUR FIRST DATE THAN PISSED OFF THAT YOU CANCELED AT THE 361 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:37,670 OF OUR FIRST DATE THAN PISSED OFF THAT YOU CANCELED AT THE LAST MINUTE. 362 00:30:37,690 --> 00:30:37,868 OFF THAT YOU CANCELED AT THE LAST MINUTE. I MEAN, WHO CARES? 363 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:38,969 LAST MINUTE. I MEAN, WHO CARES? >> HOW'D YOU KNOW I'M MEETING 364 00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:39,303 I MEAN, WHO CARES? >> HOW'D YOU KNOW I'M MEETING FRIENDS? 365 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,304 >> HOW'D YOU KNOW I'M MEETING FRIENDS? >> ARE YOU MEETING YOUR 366 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:40,904 FRIENDS? >> ARE YOU MEETING YOUR BOYFRIEND? 367 00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:41,939 >> ARE YOU MEETING YOUR BOYFRIEND? >> WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? 368 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:42,773 BOYFRIEND? >> WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? YOU'RE A STRANGER. 369 00:30:42,775 --> 00:30:43,941 >> WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? YOU'RE A STRANGER. >> YEAH, WHO YOU'RE RIDING IN 370 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:45,142 YOU'RE A STRANGER. >> YEAH, WHO YOU'RE RIDING IN THE BASKET OF YOUR BICYCLE LIKE 371 00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:46,143 >> YEAH, WHO YOU'RE RIDING IN THE BASKET OF YOUR BICYCLE LIKE FUCKING JULIE ANDREWS IN 372 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,277 THE BASKET OF YOUR BICYCLE LIKE FUCKING JULIE ANDREWS IN "THE SOUND OF MUSIC" OR SOME 373 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:50,147 FUCKING JULIE ANDREWS IN "THE SOUND OF MUSIC" OR SOME SHIT. 374 00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:52,316 "THE SOUND OF MUSIC" OR SOME SHIT. YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 375 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:53,851 SHIT. YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. >> WHY NOT? 376 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:56,186 YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. >> WHY NOT? >> BECAUSE YOU'RE SMILING. 377 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:57,821 >> WHY NOT? >> BECAUSE YOU'RE SMILING. JUST A LITTLE, BUT YOU'RE 378 00:30:57,823 --> 00:30:58,355 >> BECAUSE YOU'RE SMILING. JUST A LITTLE, BUT YOU'RE SMILING. 379 00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,790 JUST A LITTLE, BUT YOU'RE SMILING. >> I DON'T THINK SO. 380 00:30:59,792 --> 00:31:00,824 SMILING. >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> YES, YOU ARE. 381 00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:02,226 >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> YES, YOU ARE. >> GRIMACING A BIT, MAYBE. 382 00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:04,928 >> YES, YOU ARE. >> GRIMACING A BIT, MAYBE. >> I DON'T THINK SO. 383 00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:09,633 >> GRIMACING A BIT, MAYBE. >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> OKAY. 384 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:10,834 >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> OKAY. SO, WALK TWO BLOCKS THAT WAY -- 385 00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:11,802 >> OKAY. SO, WALK TWO BLOCKS THAT WAY -- >> TWO BLOCKS UP THERE? 386 00:31:11,804 --> 00:31:12,169 SO, WALK TWO BLOCKS THAT WAY -- >> TWO BLOCKS UP THERE? >> YEAH. 387 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:13,237 >> TWO BLOCKS UP THERE? >> YEAH. AND YOU'LL FIND THE STREET. 388 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:14,671 >> YEAH. AND YOU'LL FIND THE STREET. >> WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, 389 00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:15,205 AND YOU'LL FIND THE STREET. >> WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 390 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,390 >> WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? 391 00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:16,840 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? LET ME CALL YOU. 392 00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:17,341 WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? LET ME CALL YOU. >> AU REVOIR. 393 00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:18,750 LET ME CALL YOU. >> AU REVOIR. >> NO, COME ON. 394 00:31:18,770 --> 00:31:18,876 >> AU REVOIR. >> NO, COME ON. LET ME CALL YOU. 395 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:19,343 >> NO, COME ON. LET ME CALL YOU. >> AU REVOIR. 396 00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:20,711 LET ME CALL YOU. >> AU REVOIR. >> COME ON, IT'S HARD TO MEET 397 00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:21,278 >> AU REVOIR. >> COME ON, IT'S HARD TO MEET PEOPLE YOU LIKE. 398 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,647 >> COME ON, IT'S HARD TO MEET PEOPLE YOU LIKE. >> YEAH, EXACTLY. 399 00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:25,983 PEOPLE YOU LIKE. >> YEAH, EXACTLY. >> COME ON! 400 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,719 >> YEAH, EXACTLY. >> COME ON! WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?! 401 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:52,963 >> [ SOBS ] >> [ MOANS ] 402 00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:16,253 >> BONJOUR. >> BONJOUR. >> LISTEN. 403 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,854 >> BONJOUR. >> LISTEN. I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE 404 00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:19,222 >> LISTEN. I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON 405 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:20,557 I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON ME, BUT I THINK AT THIS POINT, 406 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,920 THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON ME, BUT I THINK AT THIS POINT, I MEAN, YOU SHOULD JUST SUMMON 407 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:23,427 ME, BUT I THINK AT THIS POINT, I MEAN, YOU SHOULD JUST SUMMON THE COURAGE TO ASK ME OUT ON A 408 00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:24,194 I MEAN, YOU SHOULD JUST SUMMON THE COURAGE TO ASK ME OUT ON A PROPER DATE. 409 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,195 THE COURAGE TO ASK ME OUT ON A PROPER DATE. COME ON. 410 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:27,970 PROPER DATE. COME ON. STALKING ME -- IT'S REALLY NOT 411 00:34:27,990 --> 01:08:55,487 COME ON. STALKING ME -- IT'S REALLY NOT COOL. 412 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,399 STALKING ME -- IT'S REALLY NOT COOL. HOW DO YOU SAY "STALKING ME IS 413 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,134 COOL. HOW DO YOU SAY "STALKING ME IS REALLY NOT COOL" IN FRENCH? 414 00:34:31,136 --> 00:34:33,700 HOW DO YOU SAY "STALKING ME IS REALLY NOT COOL" IN FRENCH? >> WHAT'S "HEADSTAND" CALLED IN 415 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:33,870 REALLY NOT COOL" IN FRENCH? >> WHAT'S "HEADSTAND" CALLED IN SANSKRIT? 416 00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:35,305 >> WHAT'S "HEADSTAND" CALLED IN SANSKRIT? >> CAN I -- CAN I JUST -- THIS 417 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:36,339 SANSKRIT? >> CAN I -- CAN I JUST -- THIS IS THE ONLY SPACE. 418 00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:37,441 >> CAN I -- CAN I JUST -- THIS IS THE ONLY SPACE. CAN I -- DO YOU MIND? 419 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:38,508 IS THE ONLY SPACE. CAN I -- DO YOU MIND? IS THERE ROOM HERE? 420 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:39,910 CAN I -- DO YOU MIND? IS THERE ROOM HERE? TOOK CARE OF MY SPACE. 421 00:34:39,912 --> 00:34:41,445 IS THERE ROOM HERE? TOOK CARE OF MY SPACE. I MEAN, I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT 422 00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:42,120 TOOK CARE OF MY SPACE. I MEAN, I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 423 00:34:42,140 --> 00:34:44,347 I MEAN, I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. [ COUGHS ] 424 00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:45,882 THAT. [ COUGHS ] I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY? 425 00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:46,483 [ COUGHS ] I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> [ SIGHS ] 426 00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:48,180 I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY? >> [ SIGHS ] WHAT'S "HEADSTAND" CALLED IN 427 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,190 >> [ SIGHS ] WHAT'S "HEADSTAND" CALLED IN SANSKRIT? 428 00:34:49,210 --> 00:34:49,519 WHAT'S "HEADSTAND" CALLED IN SANSKRIT? >> WHY? 429 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:50,954 SANSKRIT? >> WHY? >> 'CAUSE I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU 430 00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:52,255 >> WHY? >> 'CAUSE I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU COME TO YOGA TO PICK UP GIRLS OR 431 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:53,900 >> 'CAUSE I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU COME TO YOGA TO PICK UP GIRLS OR TO PRACTICE YOGA. 432 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,591 COME TO YOGA TO PICK UP GIRLS OR TO PRACTICE YOGA. WELL, "YOGA" MEANS "UNION WITH 433 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:55,425 TO PRACTICE YOGA. WELL, "YOGA" MEANS "UNION WITH GOD," RIGHT? 434 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,927 WELL, "YOGA" MEANS "UNION WITH GOD," RIGHT? I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY 435 00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:58,395 GOD," RIGHT? I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY GREATER CLOSENESS BETWEEN MAN 436 00:34:58,397 --> 00:35:00,630 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY GREATER CLOSENESS BETWEEN MAN AND HIS CREATOR THAN THE LOVE 437 00:35:00,650 --> 00:35:01,431 GREATER CLOSENESS BETWEEN MAN AND HIS CREATOR THAN THE LOVE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN. 438 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,100 AND HIS CREATOR THAN THE LOVE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN. SO I COME TO YOGA TO PRACTICE 439 00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:04,835 BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN. SO I COME TO YOGA TO PRACTICE YOGA, WHETHER I MEET A WOMAN OR 440 00:35:04,837 --> 00:35:05,168 SO I COME TO YOGA TO PRACTICE YOGA, WHETHER I MEET A WOMAN OR NOT. 441 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:06,336 YOGA, WHETHER I MEET A WOMAN OR NOT. >> GOTCHA. 442 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:08,338 NOT. >> GOTCHA. >> AND SIRSASANA IS MY FAVORITE 443 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:10,507 >> GOTCHA. >> AND SIRSASANA IS MY FAVORITE POSITION. 444 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:11,374 >> AND SIRSASANA IS MY FAVORITE POSITION. YOU? 445 00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:12,275 POSITION. YOU? >> I HATE IT. 446 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,111 YOU? >> I HATE IT. I DON'T LIKE BEING UPSIDE DOWN. 447 00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:14,578 >> I HATE IT. I DON'T LIKE BEING UPSIDE DOWN. >> REALLY? 448 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:15,545 I DON'T LIKE BEING UPSIDE DOWN. >> REALLY? WELL, THAT'S FUNNY. 449 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,114 >> REALLY? WELL, THAT'S FUNNY. IT'S THE PLACE WHERE I FEEL LIKE 450 00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:19,116 WELL, THAT'S FUNNY. IT'S THE PLACE WHERE I FEEL LIKE THINGS MAKE THE MOST SENSE. 451 00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:20,283 IT'S THE PLACE WHERE I FEEL LIKE THINGS MAKE THE MOST SENSE. LISTEN. 452 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:21,384 THINGS MAKE THE MOST SENSE. LISTEN. JUST SO MY ENTIRE CONCENTRATION 453 00:35:21,386 --> 00:35:22,385 LISTEN. JUST SO MY ENTIRE CONCENTRATION ISN'T COMPLETELY DISTRACTED 454 00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:23,420 JUST SO MY ENTIRE CONCENTRATION ISN'T COMPLETELY DISTRACTED EVERY OTHER BREATH THROUGHOUT 455 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:24,521 ISN'T COMPLETELY DISTRACTED EVERY OTHER BREATH THROUGHOUT CLASS, WONDERING WHETHER YOU'RE 456 00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:25,589 EVERY OTHER BREATH THROUGHOUT CLASS, WONDERING WHETHER YOU'RE EVER GONNA GO OUT WITH ME, I'M 457 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:28,458 CLASS, WONDERING WHETHER YOU'RE EVER GONNA GO OUT WITH ME, I'M JUST GONNA ASK, ONCE AGAIN, 458 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,327 EVER GONNA GO OUT WITH ME, I'M JUST GONNA ASK, ONCE AGAIN, RIGHT BEFORE CLASS STARTS. 459 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:32,329 JUST GONNA ASK, ONCE AGAIN, RIGHT BEFORE CLASS STARTS. >> [ SCOFFS ] 460 00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:33,497 RIGHT BEFORE CLASS STARTS. >> [ SCOFFS ] >> IS THAT A "YES"? 461 00:35:33,499 --> 00:35:34,364 >> [ SCOFFS ] >> IS THAT A "YES"? >> NO. 462 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:35,532 >> IS THAT A "YES"? >> NO. >> COME ON. REALLY? 463 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,670 >> NO. >> COME ON. REALLY? >> MAYBE. 464 00:35:37,690 --> 00:35:38,235 >> COME ON. REALLY? >> MAYBE. >> WHAT'S THE DETERMINING FACTOR 465 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:41,104 >> MAYBE. >> WHAT'S THE DETERMINING FACTOR GONNA BE? 466 00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:43,440 >> WHAT'S THE DETERMINING FACTOR GONNA BE? >> HOW GOOD YOUR HEADSTAND IS. 467 00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:44,975 GONNA BE? >> HOW GOOD YOUR HEADSTAND IS. >> All: OM. 468 00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:48,145 >> HOW GOOD YOUR HEADSTAND IS. >> All: OM. >> OM. 469 00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:51,148 >> All: OM. >> OM. >> OM. 470 00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:54,484 >> OM. >> OM. [ WATER RUNNING ] 471 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,353 >> OM. [ WATER RUNNING ] SO, WHAT'S THE VERDICT? 472 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:57,220 [ WATER RUNNING ] SO, WHAT'S THE VERDICT? >> A WALK. 473 00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:59,256 SO, WHAT'S THE VERDICT? >> A WALK. >> LIKE A PRE-DATE, DETERMINING 474 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,424 >> A WALK. >> LIKE A PRE-DATE, DETERMINING WALK, OR A WALK THAT'S A DATE? 475 00:36:01,426 --> 00:36:03,460 >> LIKE A PRE-DATE, DETERMINING WALK, OR A WALK THAT'S A DATE? >> A WALK THAT'S A WALK. 476 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:11,101 >> I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THINGS ARE. >> THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A 477 00:36:11,103 --> 00:36:12,269 ARE. >> THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DATE IN FRANCE ANYWAY. 478 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:14,400 >> THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DATE IN FRANCE ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, WE DON'T LABEL THINGS. 479 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,472 DATE IN FRANCE ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, WE DON'T LABEL THINGS. WE JUST SPEND TIME TOGETHER AND 480 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:16,473 YOU KNOW, WE DON'T LABEL THINGS. WE JUST SPEND TIME TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 481 00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:17,307 WE JUST SPEND TIME TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. >> [ LAUGHS ] 482 00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:19,309 SEE WHAT HAPPENS. >> [ LAUGHS ] MAN, THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT. 483 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,644 >> [ LAUGHS ] MAN, THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT. YOU'RE A WOMAN, SO I DON'T GIVE 484 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:21,978 MAN, THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT. YOU'RE A WOMAN, SO I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHERE YOU'RE FROM. 485 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,313 YOU'RE A WOMAN, SO I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHERE YOU'RE FROM. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE EXPECTATIONS 486 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:24,648 A FUCK WHERE YOU'RE FROM. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE EXPECTATIONS AND YOU HAVE RULES AND YOU HAVE 487 00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:25,582 THAT MEANS YOU HAVE EXPECTATIONS AND YOU HAVE RULES AND YOU HAVE AN AGENDA, OKAY? 488 00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:27,217 AND YOU HAVE RULES AND YOU HAVE AN AGENDA, OKAY? TO SAY THAT YOU DON'T IS A GAME 489 00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:28,518 AN AGENDA, OKAY? TO SAY THAT YOU DON'T IS A GAME AT BEST AND A LIE AT WORST. 490 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,653 TO SAY THAT YOU DON'T IS A GAME AT BEST AND A LIE AT WORST. >> YOU'RE SO AMERICAN. 491 00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:30,353 AT BEST AND A LIE AT WORST. >> YOU'RE SO AMERICAN. >> REALLY? 492 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,220 >> YOU'RE SO AMERICAN. >> REALLY? OKAY, WELL, IF "AMERICAN" MEANS 493 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,390 >> REALLY? OKAY, WELL, IF "AMERICAN" MEANS "STRAIGHTFORWARD AND HONEST," 494 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:34,591 OKAY, WELL, IF "AMERICAN" MEANS "STRAIGHTFORWARD AND HONEST," THEN SURE, I'M AMERICAN. 495 00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:36,920 "STRAIGHTFORWARD AND HONEST," THEN SURE, I'M AMERICAN. >> I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU 496 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:37,427 THEN SURE, I'M AMERICAN. >> I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU AMERICANS TO UNDERSTAND, BUT 497 00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:39,950 >> I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU AMERICANS TO UNDERSTAND, BUT SOMETIMES YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU 498 00:36:39,970 --> 00:36:40,597 AMERICANS TO UNDERSTAND, BUT SOMETIMES YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, DO YOU? 499 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:42,966 SOMETIMES YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, DO YOU? >> RARELY. 500 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:44,701 WANT, DO YOU? >> RARELY. >> YOU RARELY DON'T GET WHAT YOU 501 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:45,302 >> RARELY. >> YOU RARELY DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT? 502 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:46,169 >> YOU RARELY DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT? >> YEAH. 503 00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:48,400 WANT? >> YEAH. >> SO EVEN THOUGH YOU USUALLY 504 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,539 >> YEAH. >> SO EVEN THOUGH YOU USUALLY GET WHAT YOU WANT, WHEN YOU 505 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,441 >> SO EVEN THOUGH YOU USUALLY GET WHAT YOU WANT, WHEN YOU DON'T, YOU'RE ABLE TO ACCEPT IT 506 00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:53,143 GET WHAT YOU WANT, WHEN YOU DON'T, YOU'RE ABLE TO ACCEPT IT WITH GRACE? 507 00:36:53,145 --> 00:36:54,477 DON'T, YOU'RE ABLE TO ACCEPT IT WITH GRACE? >> DO YOU THINK? 508 00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:55,946 WITH GRACE? >> DO YOU THINK? >> WELL, YOU'RE NOT GETTING A 509 00:36:55,948 --> 00:36:57,314 >> DO YOU THINK? >> WELL, YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DEFINITION FOR THE WALK, AND YOU 510 00:36:57,316 --> 00:36:58,582 >> WELL, YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DEFINITION FOR THE WALK, AND YOU SEEM TO BE DOING PRETTY WELL 511 00:36:58,584 --> 00:36:59,583 DEFINITION FOR THE WALK, AND YOU SEEM TO BE DOING PRETTY WELL WITH THE UNCERTAINTY. 512 00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:01,117 SEEM TO BE DOING PRETTY WELL WITH THE UNCERTAINTY. >> THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M USED 513 00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:02,519 WITH THE UNCERTAINTY. >> THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M USED TO IT WITH YOU NOW, SO IT'S JUST 514 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:03,687 >> THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M USED TO IT WITH YOU NOW, SO IT'S JUST BECOME KIND OF MADDENINGLY 515 00:37:03,689 --> 00:37:04,688 TO IT WITH YOU NOW, SO IT'S JUST BECOME KIND OF MADDENINGLY LOVELY. 516 00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:06,423 BECOME KIND OF MADDENINGLY LOVELY. >> OH, THE OTHER TIMES WHEN I 517 00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:08,158 LOVELY. >> OH, THE OTHER TIMES WHEN I WOULDN'T CONFIRM OR DENY IF I 518 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,960 >> OH, THE OTHER TIMES WHEN I WOULDN'T CONFIRM OR DENY IF I WOULD GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU 519 00:37:09,962 --> 00:37:11,127 WOULDN'T CONFIRM OR DENY IF I WOULD GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU BEFORE YOGA STARTED? 520 00:37:11,129 --> 00:37:11,962 WOULD GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU BEFORE YOGA STARTED? >> EXACTLY. 521 00:37:11,964 --> 00:37:13,263 BEFORE YOGA STARTED? >> EXACTLY. >> YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. 522 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:14,564 >> EXACTLY. >> YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. ALL THE MYSTERY'S GONE. 523 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,267 >> YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. ALL THE MYSTERY'S GONE. >> THANK GOD FOR THAT AT LEAST. 524 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,200 ALL THE MYSTERY'S GONE. >> THANK GOD FOR THAT AT LEAST. >> SO NO PRIVATE INFORMATION? 525 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,370 >> THANK GOD FOR THAT AT LEAST. >> SO NO PRIVATE INFORMATION? >> NO, SURE, YOU CAN HAVE 526 00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:21,538 >> SO NO PRIVATE INFORMATION? >> NO, SURE, YOU CAN HAVE PRIVATE INFORMATION. 527 00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,373 >> NO, SURE, YOU CAN HAVE PRIVATE INFORMATION. JUST NOT IF IT CONCERNS THINKING 528 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:27,244 PRIVATE INFORMATION. JUST NOT IF IT CONCERNS THINKING I'M COOL... 529 00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:29,412 JUST NOT IF IT CONCERNS THINKING I'M COOL... OR NOT, APPARENTLY, IN YOUR 530 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:30,180 I'M COOL... OR NOT, APPARENTLY, IN YOUR CASE. 531 00:37:30,182 --> 00:37:32,115 OR NOT, APPARENTLY, IN YOUR CASE. >> NO, NO. YOU'RE COOL. 532 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:33,650 CASE. >> NO, NO. YOU'RE COOL. >> WELL, THANK YOU. 533 00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:34,751 >> NO, NO. YOU'RE COOL. >> WELL, THANK YOU. SO ARE YOU. 534 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,453 >> WELL, THANK YOU. SO ARE YOU. >> THANKS. 535 00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:37,387 SO ARE YOU. >> THANKS. >> SO, LISTEN. 536 00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:39,155 >> THANKS. >> SO, LISTEN. CAN WE UPGRADE THIS WALK THAT'S 537 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:40,690 >> SO, LISTEN. CAN WE UPGRADE THIS WALK THAT'S A WALK TO A WALK THAT'S A DATE 538 00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:41,558 CAN WE UPGRADE THIS WALK THAT'S A WALK TO A WALK THAT'S A DATE NOW, PLEASE? 539 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,192 A WALK TO A WALK THAT'S A DATE NOW, PLEASE? >> NO. 540 00:37:42,194 --> 00:37:43,493 NOW, PLEASE? >> NO. >> OH, COME ON. WHY NOT? 541 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:47,364 >> NO. >> OH, COME ON. WHY NOT? >> 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT THAT COOL. 542 00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:50,233 >> OH, COME ON. WHY NOT? >> 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT THAT COOL. >> DEPENDING ON THE DAY, THAT 543 00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:51,568 >> 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT THAT COOL. >> DEPENDING ON THE DAY, THAT WOULD GUT ME. 544 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:54,271 >> DEPENDING ON THE DAY, THAT WOULD GUT ME. >> OH. AND ON THIS DAY? 545 00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:55,272 WOULD GUT ME. >> OH. AND ON THIS DAY? >> PINPRICK. 546 00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:56,506 >> OH. AND ON THIS DAY? >> PINPRICK. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I JUST CAME 547 00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:58,800 >> PINPRICK. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I JUST CAME FROM YOGA, SO I'M FREE FROM ALL 548 00:37:58,100 --> 00:37:59,676 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I JUST CAME FROM YOGA, SO I'M FREE FROM ALL ATTACHMENTS. 549 00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:00,543 FROM YOGA, SO I'M FREE FROM ALL ATTACHMENTS. >> WELL, GOOD. 550 00:38:00,545 --> 00:38:03,790 ATTACHMENTS. >> WELL, GOOD. I'LL SLEEP EASIER KNOWING. 551 00:38:03,810 --> 00:38:04,381 >> WELL, GOOD. I'LL SLEEP EASIER KNOWING. >> SO MUCH SO THAT I'M EVEN 552 00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:05,749 I'LL SLEEP EASIER KNOWING. >> SO MUCH SO THAT I'M EVEN WILLING TO DO YOUR WHOLE "IN 553 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:07,830 >> SO MUCH SO THAT I'M EVEN WILLING TO DO YOUR WHOLE "IN FRANCE, WE DON'T DATE. 554 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:08,451 WILLING TO DO YOUR WHOLE "IN FRANCE, WE DON'T DATE. WE JUST HANG OUT AND SEE WHAT 555 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:09,786 FRANCE, WE DON'T DATE. WE JUST HANG OUT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS" THING? 556 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,321 WE JUST HANG OUT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS" THING? WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? 557 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:13,189 HAPPENS" THING? WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? >> AU REVOIR. 558 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,524 WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? >> AU REVOIR. >> OH, COME ON! 559 00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:15,392 >> AU REVOIR. >> OH, COME ON! >> HEY, COME ON. 560 00:38:15,394 --> 00:38:16,393 >> OH, COME ON! >> HEY, COME ON. WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? 561 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:18,728 >> HEY, COME ON. WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? HEY, HEY! 562 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,563 WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? HEY, HEY! THERE'S SOMETHING I'M GONNA TELL 563 00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:22,365 HEY, HEY! THERE'S SOMETHING I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN 564 00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:23,366 THERE'S SOMETHING I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU. 565 00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:25,702 YOU ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU. >> I DON'T THINK SO. 566 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:28,571 I FIRST SAW YOU. >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> YOU'LL SEE. 567 00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:37,247 I LIED. IT WAS ALWAYS DEVASTATING, ALWAYS A CRUCIFIXION. 568 00:38:37,249 --> 00:38:38,782 IT WAS ALWAYS DEVASTATING, ALWAYS A CRUCIFIXION. WHAT WOMEN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND 569 00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:40,417 ALWAYS A CRUCIFIXION. WHAT WOMEN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND IS THE WEIGHT OF HAVING TO BE 570 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:41,785 WHAT WOMEN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND IS THE WEIGHT OF HAVING TO BE THE CONSTANT PURSUER AND THE 571 00:38:41,787 --> 00:38:43,486 IS THE WEIGHT OF HAVING TO BE THE CONSTANT PURSUER AND THE PAIN OF EVERY DEATH WHEN IT'S A 572 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:44,354 THE CONSTANT PURSUER AND THE PAIN OF EVERY DEATH WHEN IT'S A "NO." 573 00:38:58,769 --> 00:39:05,442 >> YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE. >> Hey, Michael. It's Josh. Bad news, man. 574 00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:07,143 >> Hey, Michael. It's Josh. Bad news, man. We got six more passes on your 575 00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:08,111 Bad news, man. We got six more passes on your new manuscript. 576 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:09,446 We got six more passes on your new manuscript. Sorry to leave it on your 577 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,181 new manuscript. Sorry to leave it on your machine, but I knew you'd want 578 00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:11,848 Sorry to leave it on your machine, but I knew you'd want to know ASAP. 579 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,450 machine, but I knew you'd want to know ASAP. We're still out to two last 580 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:14,284 to know ASAP. We're still out to two last publishers. 581 00:39:14,286 --> 00:39:15,618 We're still out to two last publishers. All we need is one. 582 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:17,200 publishers. All we need is one. [ Click ] 583 00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:58,628 >> BONJOUR. >> BONJOUR. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 584 00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:00,797 >> BONJOUR. WHAT DO YOU WANT? HAND JOB, BLOWJOB, SEX? 585 00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,332 WHAT DO YOU WANT? HAND JOB, BLOWJOB, SEX? >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 586 00:40:02,334 --> 00:40:03,666 HAND JOB, BLOWJOB, SEX? >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> VERONICA. 587 00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:06,202 >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> VERONICA. >> HI, VERONICA. I'M MICHAEL. 588 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:08,538 >> VERONICA. >> HI, VERONICA. I'M MICHAEL. >> HELLO, MICHAEL. 589 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,840 >> HI, VERONICA. I'M MICHAEL. >> HELLO, MICHAEL. SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 590 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:12,909 >> HELLO, MICHAEL. SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> WHAT DO I WANT? 591 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,278 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> WHAT DO I WANT? UM... 592 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,815 >> WHAT DO I WANT? UM... HOW MUCH FOR A HAND JOB? 593 00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:31,528 >> $300. >> BECAUSE I HAVE A-A COOL LEATHER JACKET, YOU'RE GONNA 594 00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:32,796 >> BECAUSE I HAVE A-A COOL LEATHER JACKET, YOU'RE GONNA CHARGE ME 300 BUCKS FOR A 595 00:40:32,798 --> 00:40:33,496 LEATHER JACKET, YOU'RE GONNA CHARGE ME 300 BUCKS FOR A HAND JOB? 596 00:40:33,498 --> 00:40:34,931 CHARGE ME 300 BUCKS FOR A HAND JOB? >> ACTUALLY, YOU HAVE A BUTTON 597 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:35,598 HAND JOB? >> ACTUALLY, YOU HAVE A BUTTON MISSING. 598 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,333 >> ACTUALLY, YOU HAVE A BUTTON MISSING. IT WAS A DISCOUNT. 599 00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:47,811 [ LAUGHS ] [ SPEAKS FRENCH ] HEY, I WAS ONLY KIDDING. 600 00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:48,611 [ SPEAKS FRENCH ] HEY, I WAS ONLY KIDDING. COME ON. 601 00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:51,614 HEY, I WAS ONLY KIDDING. COME ON. $250, BECAUSE OF YOUR "COOL 602 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:52,615 COME ON. $250, BECAUSE OF YOUR "COOL SNEAKERS." 603 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:55,652 $250, BECAUSE OF YOUR "COOL SNEAKERS." [ LAUGHS ] 604 00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:25,448 >> YOU CAN ASK FOR MERCY, AND IF I FEEL LIKE GIVING IT, YOU MAY GET SOME. 605 00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:26,983 I FEEL LIKE GIVING IT, YOU MAY GET SOME. BUT YOU NEED TO TRUST THAT I 606 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,751 GET SOME. BUT YOU NEED TO TRUST THAT I KNOW BETTER THAN YOU WHAT YOU 607 00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:30,320 BUT YOU NEED TO TRUST THAT I KNOW BETTER THAN YOU WHAT YOU NEED. 608 00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:52,408 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 609 00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:08,258 >> HELLO. >> Michael Shiver? >> SPEAKING. 610 00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:09,425 >> Michael Shiver? >> SPEAKING. >> I'm Sherry Ann with 611 00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:10,326 >> SPEAKING. >> I'm Sherry Ann with Card Services. 612 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:11,828 >> I'm Sherry Ann with Card Services. I'm calling about your past-due 613 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:12,762 Card Services. I'm calling about your past-due account with us. 614 00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:14,264 I'm calling about your past-due account with us. >> HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? 615 00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:15,798 account with us. >> HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? >> Well, you have three accounts 616 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,966 >> HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU? >> Well, you have three accounts with us for a total of 617 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:21,504 >> Well, you have three accounts with us for a total of $427,654.89. 618 00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:22,805 with us for a total of $427,654.89. They all are 90 days late. 619 00:42:22,807 --> 00:42:24,307 $427,654.89. They all are 90 days late. Can you make a payment now? 620 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:24,941 They all are 90 days late. Can you make a payment now? >> I'M SORRY. 621 00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:26,900 Can you make a payment now? >> I'M SORRY. I JUST REALLY CAN'T. 622 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:27,644 >> I'M SORRY. I JUST REALLY CAN'T. I'M JUST IN A -- IN A VERY BAD 623 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:28,945 I JUST REALLY CAN'T. I'M JUST IN A -- IN A VERY BAD WAY FINANCIALLY RIGHT NOW. 624 00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:30,130 I'M JUST IN A -- IN A VERY BAD WAY FINANCIALLY RIGHT NOW. >> Oh, I understand. 625 00:42:30,150 --> 00:42:31,681 WAY FINANCIALLY RIGHT NOW. >> Oh, I understand. Well, I could enroll you in the 626 00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:33,490 >> Oh, I understand. Well, I could enroll you in the payment-protection plan, and 627 00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:34,617 Well, I could enroll you in the payment-protection plan, and then you wouldn't have to pay 628 00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:35,919 payment-protection plan, and then you wouldn't have to pay anything for three months. 629 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:36,853 then you wouldn't have to pay anything for three months. Would that help? 630 00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:38,521 anything for three months. Would that help? >> YEAH. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. 631 00:42:38,523 --> 00:42:39,622 Would that help? >> YEAH. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. IF YOU COULD DO THAT. 632 00:42:39,624 --> 00:42:40,957 >> YEAH. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. IF YOU COULD DO THAT. I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. 633 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:41,991 IF YOU COULD DO THAT. I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. >> Let me just see. 634 00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:43,560 I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. >> Let me just see. Let me do that for you right 635 00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:43,860 >> Let me just see. Let me do that for you right now. 636 00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:45,361 Let me do that for you right now. >> OKAY. THANK YOU. 637 00:42:45,363 --> 00:42:47,630 now. >> OKAY. THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS. 638 00:42:47,650 --> 00:42:48,865 >> OKAY. THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS. >> No, it is my pleasure. 639 00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:50,667 THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS. >> No, it is my pleasure. All right. You're all set. 640 00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:51,968 >> No, it is my pleasure. All right. You're all set. You take care, now. 641 00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:53,200 All right. You're all set. You take care, now. >> THANK YOU. 642 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,470 You take care, now. >> THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE NIGHT. 643 00:42:54,472 --> 00:42:55,400 >> THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE NIGHT. >> Bye. 644 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,240 HAVE A NICE NIGHT. >> Bye. >> BYE. 645 00:43:07,718 --> 00:43:11,454 [ SOBBING ] 646 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:28,371 >> YOU STILL SAY YOU DON'T COME TO YOGA TO PICK UP GIRLS? CRYING NOW, EVEN? 647 00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:29,372 TO YOGA TO PICK UP GIRLS? CRYING NOW, EVEN? >> [ SCOFFS ] 648 00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:30,406 CRYING NOW, EVEN? >> [ SCOFFS ] THE VOICE OF SATAN IS 649 00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:31,808 >> [ SCOFFS ] THE VOICE OF SATAN IS UNMISTAKABLE, EVEN WITH A FRENCH 650 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,810 THE VOICE OF SATAN IS UNMISTAKABLE, EVEN WITH A FRENCH ACCENT. 651 00:43:33,812 --> 00:43:35,411 UNMISTAKABLE, EVEN WITH A FRENCH ACCENT. >> IT'S SO WEIRD TO SEE A GUY 652 00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:36,790 ACCENT. >> IT'S SO WEIRD TO SEE A GUY CRY IN PUBLIC. 653 00:43:36,810 --> 00:43:37,580 >> IT'S SO WEIRD TO SEE A GUY CRY IN PUBLIC. YOU KNOW, WITH WOMAN, IT'S 654 00:43:37,582 --> 00:43:39,749 CRY IN PUBLIC. YOU KNOW, WITH WOMAN, IT'S FAMILIAR, ALMOST EXPECTED. 655 00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,384 YOU KNOW, WITH WOMAN, IT'S FAMILIAR, ALMOST EXPECTED. YOU SEE A WOMAN CRY IN YOGA, YOU 656 00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:42,852 FAMILIAR, ALMOST EXPECTED. YOU SEE A WOMAN CRY IN YOGA, YOU WANT TO GIVE HER A HANDKERCHIEF. 657 00:43:42,854 --> 00:43:44,420 YOU SEE A WOMAN CRY IN YOGA, YOU WANT TO GIVE HER A HANDKERCHIEF. YOU SEE A GUY CRY IN YOGA, YOU 658 00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:45,588 WANT TO GIVE HER A HANDKERCHIEF. YOU SEE A GUY CRY IN YOGA, YOU WANT TO CALL THE POLICE. 659 00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:46,990 YOU SEE A GUY CRY IN YOGA, YOU WANT TO CALL THE POLICE. >> I'M CRYING ON THE FLOOR OF A 660 00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:48,458 WANT TO CALL THE POLICE. >> I'M CRYING ON THE FLOOR OF A FOREIGN COUNTRY, AND YOU'RE 661 00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:49,826 >> I'M CRYING ON THE FLOOR OF A FOREIGN COUNTRY, AND YOU'RE SAYING IT'S AN ACT TO PICK UP 662 00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:50,426 FOREIGN COUNTRY, AND YOU'RE SAYING IT'S AN ACT TO PICK UP CHICKS? 663 00:43:50,428 --> 00:43:51,794 SAYING IT'S AN ACT TO PICK UP CHICKS? DOES YOUR EVIL KNOW NO BOUNDS? 664 00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:52,795 CHICKS? DOES YOUR EVIL KNOW NO BOUNDS? >> I'M SORRY. 665 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,797 DOES YOUR EVIL KNOW NO BOUNDS? >> I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN UP 666 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,633 >> I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN UP WHATEVER WAS MAKING YOU SAD. 667 00:43:56,635 --> 00:43:58,468 I WAS JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN UP WHATEVER WAS MAKING YOU SAD. I GUESS IT WASN'T THE RIGHT 668 00:43:58,470 --> 00:43:59,502 WHATEVER WAS MAKING YOU SAD. I GUESS IT WASN'T THE RIGHT ANGLE TO TAKE. 669 00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:00,470 I GUESS IT WASN'T THE RIGHT ANGLE TO TAKE. I APOLOGIZE. 670 00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:01,371 ANGLE TO TAKE. I APOLOGIZE. >> All: OM. 671 00:44:01,373 --> 00:44:04,374 I APOLOGIZE. >> All: OM. >> OKAY. 672 00:44:04,376 --> 00:44:06,420 >> All: OM. >> OKAY. [ ALL INHALE SHARPLY ] 673 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:11,914 >> OKAY. [ ALL INHALE SHARPLY ] >> All: OM. 674 00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:13,716 [ ALL INHALE SHARPLY ] >> All: OM. >> YOU STILL HAVE TWO HOURS TO 675 00:44:13,718 --> 00:44:15,385 >> All: OM. >> YOU STILL HAVE TWO HOURS TO ASK ME OUT ON A DATE AGAIN. 676 00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:16,986 >> YOU STILL HAVE TWO HOURS TO ASK ME OUT ON A DATE AGAIN. >> NO. I'M DONE WITH ALL THAT. 677 00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:17,654 ASK ME OUT ON A DATE AGAIN. >> NO. I'M DONE WITH ALL THAT. >> WHY? 678 00:44:17,656 --> 00:44:19,389 >> NO. I'M DONE WITH ALL THAT. >> WHY? >> 'CAUSE I'M DECREPIT AND MY 679 00:44:19,391 --> 00:44:20,890 >> WHY? >> 'CAUSE I'M DECREPIT AND MY LIFE'S OVER. 680 00:44:20,910 --> 00:44:21,858 >> 'CAUSE I'M DECREPIT AND MY LIFE'S OVER. >> COME ON. JUST ONE MORE TRY. 681 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:23,493 LIFE'S OVER. >> COME ON. JUST ONE MORE TRY. >> NO, IF WE'RE GOING OUT, 682 00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:24,861 >> COME ON. JUST ONE MORE TRY. >> NO, IF WE'RE GOING OUT, YOU'RE DOING THE ASKING. 683 00:44:24,863 --> 00:44:25,728 >> NO, IF WE'RE GOING OUT, YOU'RE DOING THE ASKING. >> FUCK YOU. 684 00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:28,598 YOU'RE DOING THE ASKING. >> FUCK YOU. >> YES. 685 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:34,637 >> FUCK YOU. >> YES. >> All: OM. 686 00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:42,178 >> SO, WHAT WERE YOU CRYING ABOUT? >> [ SIGHS ] OH, GOD. 687 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,546 ABOUT? >> [ SIGHS ] OH, GOD. DEAR, SWEET JESUS. 688 00:44:43,548 --> 00:44:45,715 >> [ SIGHS ] OH, GOD. DEAR, SWEET JESUS. WHY WAS I CRYING IN YOGA? 689 00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:46,416 DEAR, SWEET JESUS. WHY WAS I CRYING IN YOGA? >> MERCI. 690 00:44:46,418 --> 00:44:48,918 WHY WAS I CRYING IN YOGA? >> MERCI. >> MERCI. 691 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,920 >> MERCI. >> MERCI. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FEELING... 692 00:44:50,922 --> 00:44:52,955 >> MERCI. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FEELING... REALLY, REALLY DOWN AND JUST 693 00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:55,910 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FEELING... REALLY, REALLY DOWN AND JUST SOME RANDOM PERSON FROM, LIKE, 694 00:44:55,930 --> 00:44:57,527 REALLY, REALLY DOWN AND JUST SOME RANDOM PERSON FROM, LIKE, THE ODDEST PLACE IS KIND TO YOU, 695 00:44:57,529 --> 00:45:01,197 SOME RANDOM PERSON FROM, LIKE, THE ODDEST PLACE IS KIND TO YOU, AND YOU JUST -- JUST LOSE IT? 696 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:02,598 THE ODDEST PLACE IS KIND TO YOU, AND YOU JUST -- JUST LOSE IT? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 697 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:03,866 AND YOU JUST -- JUST LOSE IT? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. THIS -- THIS, UH, LIKE 698 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,201 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. THIS -- THIS, UH, LIKE BILL-COLLECTOR LADY FROM THE 699 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:10,730 THIS -- THIS, UH, LIKE BILL-COLLECTOR LADY FROM THE MIDWEST WAS KIND TO ME. 700 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:10,840 BILL-COLLECTOR LADY FROM THE MIDWEST WAS KIND TO ME. I'M SORRY. 701 00:45:10,842 --> 00:45:12,608 MIDWEST WAS KIND TO ME. I'M SORRY. WAS THAT TOO, UH, TOUCHY-FEELY 702 00:45:12,610 --> 00:45:13,509 I'M SORRY. WAS THAT TOO, UH, TOUCHY-FEELY OR SOMETHING? 703 00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:14,744 WAS THAT TOO, UH, TOUCHY-FEELY OR SOMETHING? >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 704 00:45:14,746 --> 00:45:15,645 OR SOMETHING? >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> YOU ASKED. 705 00:45:15,647 --> 00:45:17,146 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> YOU ASKED. >> NO. I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME. 706 00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:17,814 >> YOU ASKED. >> NO. I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME. NO, NO. 707 00:45:17,816 --> 00:45:19,449 >> NO. I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME. NO, NO. IT'S -- IT'S GOOD FOR ME TO 708 00:45:19,451 --> 00:45:21,840 NO, NO. IT'S -- IT'S GOOD FOR ME TO PRACTICE BEING A GIRL SOMETIMES, 709 00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:23,619 IT'S -- IT'S GOOD FOR ME TO PRACTICE BEING A GIRL SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, LIKE SHARING EMOTIONAL 710 00:45:23,621 --> 00:45:27,623 PRACTICE BEING A GIRL SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, LIKE SHARING EMOTIONAL THINGS AND LISTENING, BEING 711 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:29,492 YOU KNOW, LIKE SHARING EMOTIONAL THINGS AND LISTENING, BEING SYMPATHETIC, YOU KNOW? 712 00:45:29,494 --> 00:45:32,495 THINGS AND LISTENING, BEING SYMPATHETIC, YOU KNOW? >> IS THAT HARD FOR YOU? 713 00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:33,830 SYMPATHETIC, YOU KNOW? >> IS THAT HARD FOR YOU? >> THAT WAS ENOUGH PRACTICING 714 00:45:33,832 --> 00:45:34,664 >> IS THAT HARD FOR YOU? >> THAT WAS ENOUGH PRACTICING FOR ONE NIGHT. 715 00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:35,998 >> THAT WAS ENOUGH PRACTICING FOR ONE NIGHT. >> OH, COME ON. MAN UP. 716 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,700 FOR ONE NIGHT. >> OH, COME ON. MAN UP. >> JUST ONE MORE QUESTION. 717 00:45:37,702 --> 00:45:42,572 >> OH, COME ON. MAN UP. >> JUST ONE MORE QUESTION. THAT'S IT. 718 00:45:42,574 --> 00:45:44,574 >> JUST ONE MORE QUESTION. THAT'S IT. >> OKAY. 719 00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:45,742 THAT'S IT. >> OKAY. WHAT ARE THE TOP FIVE DEAL 720 00:45:45,744 --> 00:45:47,910 >> OKAY. WHAT ARE THE TOP FIVE DEAL BREAKERS FOR THE GUYS THAT YOU, 721 00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:51,781 WHAT ARE THE TOP FIVE DEAL BREAKERS FOR THE GUYS THAT YOU, YOU KNOW, NON-DATE DATE? 722 00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:54,117 BREAKERS FOR THE GUYS THAT YOU, YOU KNOW, NON-DATE DATE? >> YOU NEED TO BE FUNNY. 723 00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:55,118 YOU KNOW, NON-DATE DATE? >> YOU NEED TO BE FUNNY. >> OKAY. 724 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,486 >> YOU NEED TO BE FUNNY. >> OKAY. >> SMART. 725 00:45:56,488 --> 00:45:57,987 >> OKAY. >> SMART. >> YEAH. 726 00:45:57,989 --> 00:45:59,756 >> SMART. >> YEAH. >> NOT A DRUG ADDICT OR 727 00:45:59,758 --> 00:46:00,923 >> YEAH. >> NOT A DRUG ADDICT OR ALCOHOLIC OR -- 728 00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:03,626 >> NOT A DRUG ADDICT OR ALCOHOLIC OR -- >> YEAH. 729 00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:07,497 ALCOHOLIC OR -- >> YEAH. >> HMM...A BIG HEART. 730 00:46:07,499 --> 00:46:09,165 >> YEAH. >> HMM...A BIG HEART. AND NOT JUDGMENTAL. 731 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:11,701 >> HMM...A BIG HEART. AND NOT JUDGMENTAL. >> LIKE REPUBLICAN JUDGMENTAL? 732 00:46:11,703 --> 00:46:13,703 AND NOT JUDGMENTAL. >> LIKE REPUBLICAN JUDGMENTAL? >> NO, LIKE DOESN'T EVEN JUDGE 733 00:46:13,705 --> 00:46:15,538 >> LIKE REPUBLICAN JUDGMENTAL? >> NO, LIKE DOESN'T EVEN JUDGE REPUBLICANS NOT JUDGMENTAL. 734 00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:18,541 >> NO, LIKE DOESN'T EVEN JUDGE REPUBLICANS NOT JUDGMENTAL. >> OKAY. 735 00:46:18,543 --> 00:46:20,209 REPUBLICANS NOT JUDGMENTAL. >> OKAY. BUDDHA. 736 00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:22,245 >> OKAY. BUDDHA. >> BUT I DON'T -- I DON'T GO OUT 737 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:23,679 BUDDHA. >> BUT I DON'T -- I DON'T GO OUT WITH TOO MANY MEN. 738 00:46:23,681 --> 00:46:24,280 >> BUT I DON'T -- I DON'T GO OUT WITH TOO MANY MEN. >> REALLY? 739 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,810 WITH TOO MANY MEN. >> REALLY? >> MNH-MNH. 740 00:46:25,830 --> 00:46:25,915 >> REALLY? >> MNH-MNH. >> WHY NOT? 741 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:26,949 >> MNH-MNH. >> WHY NOT? >> I DON'T KNOW. 742 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,718 >> WHY NOT? >> I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I'M -- I'M MORE LIKE A 743 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:29,218 >> I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I'M -- I'M MORE LIKE A GUY. 744 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:30,987 I GUESS I'M -- I'M MORE LIKE A GUY. YOU KNOW, I WANT SEX, I HAVE IT. 745 00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:32,522 GUY. YOU KNOW, I WANT SEX, I HAVE IT. AND I NEED A FRIEND, IT'S 746 00:46:32,524 --> 00:46:34,690 YOU KNOW, I WANT SEX, I HAVE IT. AND I NEED A FRIEND, IT'S DIFFERENT. 747 00:46:34,692 --> 00:46:36,250 AND I NEED A FRIEND, IT'S DIFFERENT. >> DO YOU NOT WANT LOVE IN YOUR 748 00:46:36,270 --> 00:46:37,560 DIFFERENT. >> DO YOU NOT WANT LOVE IN YOUR LIFE? 749 00:46:37,562 --> 00:46:38,728 >> DO YOU NOT WANT LOVE IN YOUR LIFE? >> OKAY, THAT WAS ENOUGH 750 00:46:38,730 --> 00:46:39,662 LIFE? >> OKAY, THAT WAS ENOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME. 751 00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:40,196 >> OKAY, THAT WAS ENOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME. >> COME ON. 752 00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:43,566 QUESTIONS FOR ME. >> COME ON. >> NO, NO, YOU. YOUR GIRL. 753 00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:45,201 >> COME ON. >> NO, NO, YOU. YOUR GIRL. I'M A LITTLE AFRAID TO ASK, BUT, 754 00:46:45,203 --> 00:46:46,350 >> NO, NO, YOU. YOUR GIRL. I'M A LITTLE AFRAID TO ASK, BUT, YOU KNOW -- 755 00:46:46,370 --> 00:46:48,370 I'M A LITTLE AFRAID TO ASK, BUT, YOU KNOW -- >> WHY?! 756 00:46:48,390 --> 00:46:49,572 YOU KNOW -- >> WHY?! >> SHE NEEDS TO BE FUNNY. 757 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:50,873 >> WHY?! >> SHE NEEDS TO BE FUNNY. >> YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. 758 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:51,741 >> SHE NEEDS TO BE FUNNY. >> YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. >> MM-HMM. 759 00:46:51,743 --> 00:46:53,750 >> YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. >> MM-HMM. >> MM-HMM. 760 00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:56,780 >> MM-HMM. >> MM-HMM. >> SMART, WITTY, LIKE, FROM 761 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,613 >> MM-HMM. >> SMART, WITTY, LIKE, FROM NEW YORK. 762 00:46:57,615 --> 00:46:59,949 >> SMART, WITTY, LIKE, FROM NEW YORK. SHE NEEDS TO NOT BE A PRUDE. 763 00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:00,883 NEW YORK. SHE NEEDS TO NOT BE A PRUDE. >> REALLY? 764 00:47:00,885 --> 00:47:01,851 SHE NEEDS TO NOT BE A PRUDE. >> REALLY? >> MM-HMM. 765 00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:03,853 >> REALLY? >> MM-HMM. I MEAN, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A 766 00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:06,220 >> MM-HMM. I MEAN, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A FREAK OR ANYTHING, BUT CERTAINLY 767 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,790 I MEAN, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A FREAK OR ANYTHING, BUT CERTAINLY NOT MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS 768 00:47:07,792 --> 00:47:08,124 FREAK OR ANYTHING, BUT CERTAINLY NOT MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS OFF. 769 00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:09,859 NOT MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS OFF. >> NOT ONLY DOES IT HAVE TO BE 770 00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:11,661 OFF. >> NOT ONLY DOES IT HAVE TO BE MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS OFF, 771 00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:13,196 >> NOT ONLY DOES IT HAVE TO BE MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS OFF, BUT I LIKE TO HAVE PRETTY MUCH 772 00:47:13,198 --> 00:47:14,864 MISSIONARY WITH THE LIGHTS OFF, BUT I LIKE TO HAVE PRETTY MUCH NO HUMAN CONTACT WHATSOEVER. 773 00:47:14,866 --> 00:47:16,599 BUT I LIKE TO HAVE PRETTY MUCH NO HUMAN CONTACT WHATSOEVER. SO I FIND IF YOU CUT A HOLE IN 774 00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:18,167 NO HUMAN CONTACT WHATSOEVER. SO I FIND IF YOU CUT A HOLE IN THE SHEETS, LIKE THE QUAKERS DO 775 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:19,936 SO I FIND IF YOU CUT A HOLE IN THE SHEETS, LIKE THE QUAKERS DO OR WHATEVER, YOU CAN ALMOST DO 776 00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:21,270 THE SHEETS, LIKE THE QUAKERS DO OR WHATEVER, YOU CAN ALMOST DO IT WITHOUT ANY FEELING OR 777 00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:22,380 OR WHATEVER, YOU CAN ALMOST DO IT WITHOUT ANY FEELING OR TOUCHING AT ALL. 778 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:22,638 IT WITHOUT ANY FEELING OR TOUCHING AT ALL. >> GREAT. 779 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,673 TOUCHING AT ALL. >> GREAT. >> YEAH. IT'S REALLY GOOD. 780 00:47:23,675 --> 00:47:27,844 >> GREAT. >> YEAH. IT'S REALLY GOOD. >> PERFECT. 781 00:47:27,846 --> 00:47:29,846 >> YEAH. IT'S REALLY GOOD. >> PERFECT. AND? 782 00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:30,847 >> PERFECT. AND? >> NO CATS. 783 00:47:30,849 --> 00:47:31,714 AND? >> NO CATS. >> OKAY. 784 00:47:31,716 --> 00:47:33,216 >> NO CATS. >> OKAY. >> NO LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING 785 00:47:33,218 --> 00:47:34,717 >> OKAY. >> NO LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING LOVINGLY WHILE I'M EATING. 786 00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:35,184 >> NO LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING LOVINGLY WHILE I'M EATING. >> WHAT? 787 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,752 LOVINGLY WHILE I'M EATING. >> WHAT? >> YOU CAN'T LOOK AT ME AND 788 00:47:36,754 --> 00:47:38,154 >> WHAT? >> YOU CAN'T LOOK AT ME AND SMILE LOVINGLY AT ME WHEN I'M 789 00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:38,788 >> YOU CAN'T LOOK AT ME AND SMILE LOVINGLY AT ME WHEN I'M EATING. 790 00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:41,123 SMILE LOVINGLY AT ME WHEN I'M EATING. >> AND NO TOUCHING MY LEG WITH 791 00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:43,125 EATING. >> AND NO TOUCHING MY LEG WITH YOUR FOOT OR ANYTHING WHILE I'M 792 00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:43,860 >> AND NO TOUCHING MY LEG WITH YOUR FOOT OR ANYTHING WHILE I'M EATING. 793 00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:46,620 YOUR FOOT OR ANYTHING WHILE I'M EATING. >> CAN I -- CAN I LOOK AT YOU 794 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,331 EATING. >> CAN I -- CAN I LOOK AT YOU AND SMILE LOVINGLY WHEN YOU'RE 795 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:49,365 >> CAN I -- CAN I LOOK AT YOU AND SMILE LOVINGLY WHEN YOU'RE NOT EATING? 796 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:50,366 AND SMILE LOVINGLY WHEN YOU'RE NOT EATING? >> YEAH. 797 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:52,368 NOT EATING? >> YEAH. >> AND TOUCH YOUR LEG WITH MY 798 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,700 >> YEAH. >> AND TOUCH YOUR LEG WITH MY FEET? 799 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:56,105 >> AND TOUCH YOUR LEG WITH MY FEET? >> YEAH. I WOULD LIKE THAT. 800 00:47:59,743 --> 00:48:08,284 >> YOU'RE KIND OF NUTS, AREN'T YOU? >> OKAY. 801 00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:10,520 YOU? >> OKAY. I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONE TIME AND 802 00:48:10,540 --> 00:48:11,888 >> OKAY. I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY, OKAY, SO YOU NEED 803 00:48:11,890 --> 00:48:13,890 I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY, OKAY, SO YOU NEED TO LISTEN REALLY, REALLY 804 00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:15,391 ONE TIME ONLY, OKAY, SO YOU NEED TO LISTEN REALLY, REALLY CAREFULLY. 805 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:16,920 TO LISTEN REALLY, REALLY CAREFULLY. OKAY? 806 00:48:16,940 --> 00:48:17,590 CAREFULLY. OKAY? >> MM-HMM. 807 00:48:17,610 --> 00:48:19,929 OKAY? >> MM-HMM. >> OKAY. 808 00:48:19,931 --> 00:48:22,310 >> MM-HMM. >> OKAY. I AM THE MOST SANE MAN THAT YOU 809 00:48:22,330 --> 00:48:24,660 >> OKAY. I AM THE MOST SANE MAN THAT YOU NOW KNOW OR WILL EVER MEET IN 810 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,769 I AM THE MOST SANE MAN THAT YOU NOW KNOW OR WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. 811 00:48:26,771 --> 00:48:27,270 NOW KNOW OR WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. >> OKAY. 812 00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:28,671 YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. >> OKAY. >> NOW, I REALIZE THAT THE 813 00:48:28,673 --> 00:48:30,600 >> OKAY. >> NOW, I REALIZE THAT THE SIMPLE FACT THAT I WOULD EVEN 814 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,340 >> NOW, I REALIZE THAT THE SIMPLE FACT THAT I WOULD EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU 815 00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:34,710 SIMPLE FACT THAT I WOULD EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU IN YOUR MIND NOT ONLY DOESN'T 816 00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:38,714 SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU IN YOUR MIND NOT ONLY DOESN'T QUASH, BUT, IN FACT, AMPLIFIES 817 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,716 IN YOUR MIND NOT ONLY DOESN'T QUASH, BUT, IN FACT, AMPLIFIES YOUR HYPOTHESIS THAT I AM INDEED 818 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:42,510 QUASH, BUT, IN FACT, AMPLIFIES YOUR HYPOTHESIS THAT I AM INDEED CRAZY. 819 00:48:42,530 --> 00:48:45,540 YOUR HYPOTHESIS THAT I AM INDEED CRAZY. BUT IT DOES NOT. 820 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:46,956 CRAZY. BUT IT DOES NOT. OKAY, BECAUSE UNDERNEATH ALL OF 821 00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:48,824 BUT IT DOES NOT. OKAY, BECAUSE UNDERNEATH ALL OF THE "CAN'T LOOK AT ME AND SMILE 822 00:48:48,826 --> 00:48:50,393 OKAY, BECAUSE UNDERNEATH ALL OF THE "CAN'T LOOK AT ME AND SMILE LOVINGLY WHILE I EAT," BLAH, 823 00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:52,395 THE "CAN'T LOOK AT ME AND SMILE LOVINGLY WHILE I EAT," BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, IS THE 824 00:48:52,397 --> 00:48:56,265 LOVINGLY WHILE I EAT," BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, IS THE MOST HONEST, GROUNDED PERSON 825 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,301 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, IS THE MOST HONEST, GROUNDED PERSON THAT YOU WILL EVER KNOW. 826 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:21,791 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT. >> I THOUGHT SO. [ LAUGHS ] 827 00:49:21,793 --> 00:49:22,825 YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT. >> I THOUGHT SO. [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ] 828 00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:36,906 >> I LOVE THE COLD. DO YOU LOVE THE COLD? >> MM-HMM. 829 00:49:36,908 --> 00:49:37,907 DO YOU LOVE THE COLD? >> MM-HMM. >> YEAH? 830 00:49:37,909 --> 00:49:39,410 >> MM-HMM. >> YEAH? AND THAT THING. 831 00:49:39,430 --> 00:49:41,143 >> YEAH? AND THAT THING. THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE 832 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:41,844 AND THAT THING. THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD. 833 00:49:41,846 --> 00:49:43,179 THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN UP IT? 834 00:49:43,181 --> 00:49:43,813 WORLD. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN UP IT? >> NO. 835 00:49:43,815 --> 00:49:44,981 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN UP IT? >> NO. >> SHALL WE GO UP IT NOW? 836 00:49:44,983 --> 00:49:45,781 >> NO. >> SHALL WE GO UP IT NOW? >> NO. 837 00:49:45,783 --> 00:49:48,840 >> SHALL WE GO UP IT NOW? >> NO. I'M -- I'M GONNA GO HOME NOW. 838 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:49,819 >> NO. I'M -- I'M GONNA GO HOME NOW. >> COME ON. REALLY? 839 00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:52,822 I'M -- I'M GONNA GO HOME NOW. >> COME ON. REALLY? >> NO. IT'S LATE. 840 00:49:52,824 --> 00:49:54,824 >> COME ON. REALLY? >> NO. IT'S LATE. >> GET FARTHER AWAY. 841 00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:56,158 >> NO. IT'S LATE. >> GET FARTHER AWAY. >> WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? 842 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,360 >> GET FARTHER AWAY. >> WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? >> I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING. 843 00:49:57,362 --> 00:49:58,600 >> WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? >> I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING. I CAN'T SEE. 844 00:49:58,620 --> 00:49:59,128 >> I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING. I CAN'T SEE. >> WHY DON'T YOU WEAR YOUR 845 00:49:59,130 --> 00:49:59,495 I CAN'T SEE. >> WHY DON'T YOU WEAR YOUR GLASSES? 846 00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:00,730 >> WHY DON'T YOU WEAR YOUR GLASSES? >> I DON'T NEED GLASSES. 847 00:50:00,732 --> 00:50:02,398 GLASSES? >> I DON'T NEED GLASSES. BACK UP A STEP. 848 00:50:06,470 --> 00:50:16,178 >> CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? >> PERFECTLY. >> NOW? 849 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,880 >> PERFECTLY. >> NOW? >> YOU HAVE REALLY PRETTY EYES. 850 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:19,248 >> NOW? >> YOU HAVE REALLY PRETTY EYES. >> THANKS. 851 00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:31,270 HOW ABOUT NOW? >> I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE. 852 00:50:31,290 --> 00:50:32,361 >> I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE. BUT IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER 853 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:35,231 YOU ARE. BUT IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER "SMITTEN," SHOULD BE HOW YOU 854 00:50:35,233 --> 00:50:39,935 BUT IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER "SMITTEN," SHOULD BE HOW YOU SMELL. 855 00:50:39,937 --> 00:50:41,804 "SMITTEN," SHOULD BE HOW YOU SMELL. >> YOU MUST REALLY LIKE ME IF 856 00:50:41,806 --> 00:50:43,773 SMELL. >> YOU MUST REALLY LIKE ME IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA KISS ME ON THE 857 00:50:43,775 --> 00:50:44,473 >> YOU MUST REALLY LIKE ME IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA KISS ME ON THE FIRST DATE. 858 00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:46,342 YOU'RE NOT GONNA KISS ME ON THE FIRST DATE. >> CORRECT. 859 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,344 FIRST DATE. >> CORRECT. >> SHUCKS. 860 00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:49,812 >> CORRECT. >> SHUCKS. IF WE'D HATED EACH OTHER, WE 861 00:50:49,814 --> 00:50:50,946 >> SHUCKS. IF WE'D HATED EACH OTHER, WE COULD HAVE FUCKED IN THE 862 00:50:50,948 --> 00:50:52,181 IF WE'D HATED EACH OTHER, WE COULD HAVE FUCKED IN THE BATHROOM OF THE RESTAURANT. 863 00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:53,883 COULD HAVE FUCKED IN THE BATHROOM OF THE RESTAURANT. >> YOU REALLY ARE LIKE A BOY. 864 00:50:53,885 --> 00:50:55,510 BATHROOM OF THE RESTAURANT. >> YOU REALLY ARE LIKE A BOY. >> TOLD YA. 865 00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:56,318 >> YOU REALLY ARE LIKE A BOY. >> TOLD YA. >> WANT TO GO OUT TOMORROW 866 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:56,886 >> TOLD YA. >> WANT TO GO OUT TOMORROW NIGHT? 867 00:50:56,888 --> 00:50:58,220 >> WANT TO GO OUT TOMORROW NIGHT? >> YEAH. 868 00:50:58,222 --> 00:51:01,390 NIGHT? >> YEAH. >> GOOD. 869 00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:03,793 >> YEAH. >> GOOD. IF YOU DON'T SUDDENLY BECOME NOT 870 00:51:03,795 --> 00:51:05,861 >> GOOD. IF YOU DON'T SUDDENLY BECOME NOT YOU, I'M GONNA BE IN LOVE WITH 871 00:51:05,863 --> 00:51:07,129 IF YOU DON'T SUDDENLY BECOME NOT YOU, I'M GONNA BE IN LOVE WITH YOU BY CHRISTMAS. 872 00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:09,131 YOU, I'M GONNA BE IN LOVE WITH YOU BY CHRISTMAS. YOU KNOW, JUST FOR A TIME LINE. 873 00:51:09,133 --> 00:51:11,467 YOU BY CHRISTMAS. YOU KNOW, JUST FOR A TIME LINE. YOU BETTER GO NOW, OR I'M GONNA 874 00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:13,869 YOU KNOW, JUST FOR A TIME LINE. YOU BETTER GO NOW, OR I'M GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME REMAINING A 875 00:51:13,871 --> 00:51:14,870 YOU BETTER GO NOW, OR I'M GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME REMAINING A GENTLEMAN. 876 00:51:14,872 --> 00:51:15,504 HAVE A HARD TIME REMAINING A GENTLEMAN. >> I'M SORRY. 877 00:51:15,506 --> 00:51:16,906 GENTLEMAN. >> I'M SORRY. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. 878 00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:18,340 >> I'M SORRY. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. YOU KNOW, MY ENGLISH WORDS ARE 879 00:51:18,342 --> 00:51:19,208 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. YOU KNOW, MY ENGLISH WORDS ARE NOT THAT GOOD. 880 00:51:19,210 --> 00:51:20,476 YOU KNOW, MY ENGLISH WORDS ARE NOT THAT GOOD. >> ANYONE WHO KNOWS THE WORD 881 00:51:20,478 --> 00:51:22,440 NOT THAT GOOD. >> ANYONE WHO KNOWS THE WORD "SHUCKS" HAS GOOD ENOUGH ENGLISH 882 00:51:22,460 --> 00:51:23,312 >> ANYONE WHO KNOWS THE WORD "SHUCKS" HAS GOOD ENOUGH ENGLISH WORDS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M 883 00:51:23,314 --> 00:51:28,851 "SHUCKS" HAS GOOD ENOUGH ENGLISH WORDS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 884 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:30,186 WORDS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. SCRAM. 885 00:51:30,188 --> 00:51:32,888 TALKING ABOUT. SCRAM. >> SCRAM -- NOW, THAT'S A WORD I 886 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:34,900 SCRAM. >> SCRAM -- NOW, THAT'S A WORD I LIKE. 887 00:52:11,270 --> 00:52:14,630 [ SIGHS ] 888 00:54:25,328 --> 00:54:29,331 >> YOU'RE IN PARIS NOW. EVERYTHING IS FASHION. >> YEAH. YOU THINK? 889 00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:31,166 EVERYTHING IS FASHION. >> YEAH. YOU THINK? EVEN THE HOOKERS SHAME YOU FOR 890 00:54:31,168 --> 00:54:32,268 >> YEAH. YOU THINK? EVEN THE HOOKERS SHAME YOU FOR YOUR OUTFIT HERE. 891 00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:33,269 EVEN THE HOOKERS SHAME YOU FOR YOUR OUTFIT HERE. >> [ LAUGHS ] 892 00:54:33,271 --> 00:54:36,438 YOUR OUTFIT HERE. >> [ LAUGHS ] AND... 893 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:40,142 >> [ LAUGHS ] AND... THE FINAL TOUCH. 894 00:54:40,144 --> 00:54:43,145 AND... THE FINAL TOUCH. >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 895 00:54:43,147 --> 00:54:45,314 THE FINAL TOUCH. >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> GORGEOUS. 896 00:54:45,316 --> 00:54:49,180 >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> GORGEOUS. WELL, YOU WILL WOO HER FOR SURE. 897 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,252 >> GORGEOUS. WELL, YOU WILL WOO HER FOR SURE. YOU'RE COMING OVER FOR 898 00:54:50,254 --> 00:54:51,253 WELL, YOU WILL WOO HER FOR SURE. YOU'RE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS, YES? 899 00:54:51,255 --> 00:54:51,754 YOU'RE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS, YES? >> YEAH. 900 00:54:51,756 --> 00:54:53,220 CHRISTMAS, YES? >> YEAH. >> AND BRING THE GIRL. 901 00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:54,123 >> YEAH. >> AND BRING THE GIRL. WE'RE DYING TO MEET HER. 902 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:55,457 >> AND BRING THE GIRL. WE'RE DYING TO MEET HER. >> LET'S -- LET'S SEE WHAT 903 00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:57,192 WE'RE DYING TO MEET HER. >> LET'S -- LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS, OKAY? 904 00:54:59,696 --> 00:55:03,132 >> [ SMOOCHES ] 905 00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:10,339 >> [ SPEAKS FRENCH ] >> NO, NO! 906 00:55:10,341 --> 00:55:11,340 >> NO, NO! WHOA, NO, NO. 907 00:55:11,342 --> 00:55:12,341 WHOA, NO, NO. GIVE THAT BACK. 908 00:55:12,343 --> 00:55:13,676 GIVE THAT BACK. GIVE THAT MONEY BACK! 909 00:55:13,678 --> 00:55:14,677 GIVE THAT MONEY BACK! NO, TAKE THIS. 910 00:55:14,679 --> 00:55:15,678 NO, TAKE THIS. TAKE THIS BACK. 911 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,790 TAKE THIS BACK. DON'T DO THIS TO PEOPLE. 912 00:55:17,810 --> 01:50:35,289 DON'T DO THIS TO PEOPLE. NO, NO. 913 00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:19,114 NO, NO. NO, SHE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME. 914 00:55:19,116 --> 00:55:20,282 NO, SHE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 915 00:55:20,284 --> 00:55:21,583 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> IT'S A CON. DON'T WORRY. 916 00:55:21,585 --> 00:55:24,453 >> IT'S A CON. DON'T WORRY. DON'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE. 917 00:55:24,455 --> 00:55:25,788 DON'T DO THAT TO PEOPLE. GO, GO! 918 00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:30,526 GO, GO! >> [ HISSING ] 919 00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:38,600 >> BONJOUR, BONJOUR. I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. I WAS SAVING THESE OLD PEOPLE 920 00:55:38,602 --> 00:55:39,635 I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. I WAS SAVING THESE OLD PEOPLE FROM GETTING SWINDLED BY 921 00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:40,202 I WAS SAVING THESE OLD PEOPLE FROM GETTING SWINDLED BY GYPSIES. 922 00:55:40,204 --> 00:55:40,836 FROM GETTING SWINDLED BY GYPSIES. >> PALM READING? 923 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:41,470 GYPSIES. >> PALM READING? >> NO, NO. 924 00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:42,671 >> PALM READING? >> NO, NO. SHE PRETENDS TO FIND THIS RING 925 00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:43,405 >> NO, NO. SHE PRETENDS TO FIND THIS RING AT YOUR FEET. 926 00:55:43,407 --> 00:55:44,340 SHE PRETENDS TO FIND THIS RING AT YOUR FEET. >> OH. THE LOST RING. 927 00:55:44,342 --> 00:55:45,541 AT YOUR FEET. >> OH. THE LOST RING. >> WHAT, YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 928 00:55:45,543 --> 00:55:46,175 >> OH. THE LOST RING. >> WHAT, YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? >> MM-HMM. 929 00:55:46,177 --> 00:55:47,443 >> WHAT, YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? >> MM-HMM. >> SHE DID THE EXACT SAME THING 930 00:55:47,445 --> 00:55:48,444 >> MM-HMM. >> SHE DID THE EXACT SAME THING TO ME THREE NIGHTS AGO. 931 00:55:48,446 --> 00:55:49,778 >> SHE DID THE EXACT SAME THING TO ME THREE NIGHTS AGO. >> YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER MONEY? 932 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:50,245 TO ME THREE NIGHTS AGO. >> YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER MONEY? AW. 933 00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,613 >> YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER MONEY? AW. >> WHAT? IT WAS MY FIRST NIGHT 934 00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:52,481 AW. >> WHAT? IT WAS MY FIRST NIGHT IN PARIS, OKAY? 935 00:55:52,483 --> 00:55:53,816 >> WHAT? IT WAS MY FIRST NIGHT IN PARIS, OKAY? MY STREET SKILLS WERE A LITTLE 936 00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:55,150 IN PARIS, OKAY? MY STREET SKILLS WERE A LITTLE JET-LAGGED OR WHATEVER. 937 00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:56,552 MY STREET SKILLS WERE A LITTLE JET-LAGGED OR WHATEVER. I-I'M IN ROMANTIC PARIS ON THIS 938 00:55:56,554 --> 00:55:58,153 JET-LAGGED OR WHATEVER. I-I'M IN ROMANTIC PARIS ON THIS MAGICAL BRIDGE, AND THIS SWEET, 939 00:55:58,155 --> 00:55:59,555 I-I'M IN ROMANTIC PARIS ON THIS MAGICAL BRIDGE, AND THIS SWEET, LITTLE LADY GIVES ME THIS, LIKE, 940 00:55:59,557 --> 00:56:01,156 MAGICAL BRIDGE, AND THIS SWEET, LITTLE LADY GIVES ME THIS, LIKE, GRACED RING THAT GOD LAID AT MY 941 00:56:01,158 --> 00:56:02,157 LITTLE LADY GIVES ME THIS, LIKE, GRACED RING THAT GOD LAID AT MY FEET FOR MY BRIDE-TO-BE, OKAY? 942 00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:02,825 GRACED RING THAT GOD LAID AT MY FEET FOR MY BRIDE-TO-BE, OKAY? >> [ CHUCKLES ] 943 00:56:02,827 --> 00:56:03,826 FEET FOR MY BRIDE-TO-BE, OKAY? >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> I FUCKING GAVE HER SOME 944 00:56:03,828 --> 00:56:04,326 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> I FUCKING GAVE HER SOME MONEY. 945 00:56:04,328 --> 00:56:05,294 >> I FUCKING GAVE HER SOME MONEY. LISTEN, IT'S NOT FUNNY. 946 00:56:05,296 --> 00:56:06,428 MONEY. LISTEN, IT'S NOT FUNNY. SO, AFTER I SAVED THE PEOPLE, 947 00:56:06,430 --> 00:56:07,596 LISTEN, IT'S NOT FUNNY. SO, AFTER I SAVED THE PEOPLE, THEN TOLD THE LADY TO FUCK OFF 948 00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:08,697 SO, AFTER I SAVED THE PEOPLE, THEN TOLD THE LADY TO FUCK OFF AND NEVER DO THAT ANYMORE... 949 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:09,331 THEN TOLD THE LADY TO FUCK OFF AND NEVER DO THAT ANYMORE... >> MM-HMM? 950 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:10,466 AND NEVER DO THAT ANYMORE... >> MM-HMM? >> ...SHE STARTED SCREAMING AT 951 00:56:10,468 --> 00:56:11,700 >> MM-HMM? >> ...SHE STARTED SCREAMING AT ME AND DOING THIS WEIRD, LIKE... 952 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:12,568 >> ...SHE STARTED SCREAMING AT ME AND DOING THIS WEIRD, LIKE... [ HISSING ] 953 00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:13,235 ME AND DOING THIS WEIRD, LIKE... [ HISSING ] ...AT ME. 954 00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:14,503 [ HISSING ] ...AT ME. AND THEN SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 955 00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:15,237 ...AT ME. AND THEN SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS WATCHING ME. 956 00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:16,605 AND THEN SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS WATCHING ME. SO YOU DON'T THINK, LIKE, THAT 957 00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:18,207 WATCHING ME. SO YOU DON'T THINK, LIKE, THAT SHE'S GONNA GET, LIKE, THE GYPSY 958 00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:19,541 SO YOU DON'T THINK, LIKE, THAT SHE'S GONNA GET, LIKE, THE GYPSY MEN TO COME STAB ME IN THE ASS 959 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:20,809 SHE'S GONNA GET, LIKE, THE GYPSY MEN TO COME STAB ME IN THE ASS OR SOMETHING, LIKE, WHEN I'M 960 00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:21,877 MEN TO COME STAB ME IN THE ASS OR SOMETHING, LIKE, WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE ST-- 961 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:22,411 OR SOMETHING, LIKE, WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE ST-- >> NO. 962 00:56:22,413 --> 00:56:23,812 WALKING DOWN THE ST-- >> NO. >> BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS WATCHING 963 00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:25,447 >> NO. >> BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS WATCHING ME, LIKE SHE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE. 964 00:56:25,449 --> 00:56:26,482 >> BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS WATCHING ME, LIKE SHE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE. >> SHE SPOKE ENGLISH? 965 00:56:26,484 --> 00:56:26,782 ME, LIKE SHE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE. >> SHE SPOKE ENGLISH? >> NO. 966 00:56:26,784 --> 00:56:27,549 >> SHE SPOKE ENGLISH? >> NO. >> THEN HOW -- 967 00:56:27,551 --> 00:56:28,717 >> NO. >> THEN HOW -- >> SHE DID THIS THING WITH -- 968 00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:29,785 >> THEN HOW -- >> SHE DID THIS THING WITH -- WITH HER THING, LIKE THIS. 969 00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:31,120 >> SHE DID THIS THING WITH -- WITH HER THING, LIKE THIS. SHE WENT LIKE, "I'M WATCHING 970 00:56:31,122 --> 00:56:31,387 WITH HER THING, LIKE THIS. SHE WENT LIKE, "I'M WATCHING YOU. 971 00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:32,388 SHE WENT LIKE, "I'M WATCHING YOU. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE." 972 00:56:32,390 --> 00:56:33,489 YOU. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE." >> THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S 973 00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:34,189 I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE." >> THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S WATCHING YOU. 974 00:56:34,191 --> 00:56:35,391 >> THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S WATCHING YOU. THAT MEANS SHE PUTS A CURSE ON 975 00:56:35,393 --> 00:56:39,261 WATCHING YOU. THAT MEANS SHE PUTS A CURSE ON YOU. 976 00:56:39,263 --> 00:56:40,429 THAT MEANS SHE PUTS A CURSE ON YOU. >> ARE YOU SURE? 977 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:42,598 YOU. >> ARE YOU SURE? >> YEAH. THEY'RE HARMLESS. 978 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,565 >> ARE YOU SURE? >> YEAH. THEY'RE HARMLESS. >> THAT'S A CURSE? 979 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:44,800 >> YEAH. THEY'RE HARMLESS. >> THAT'S A CURSE? THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SOME 980 00:56:44,802 --> 00:56:46,335 >> THAT'S A CURSE? THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SOME GYPSY CLAN'S GONNA COME GET ME 981 00:56:46,337 --> 00:56:47,436 THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SOME GYPSY CLAN'S GONNA COME GET ME WHEN I'M NOT WATCHING? 982 00:56:47,438 --> 00:56:48,337 GYPSY CLAN'S GONNA COME GET ME WHEN I'M NOT WATCHING? >> JUST A CURSE. 983 00:56:48,339 --> 00:56:49,271 WHEN I'M NOT WATCHING? >> JUST A CURSE. >> OH, WELL, FINE. 984 00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:50,539 >> JUST A CURSE. >> OH, WELL, FINE. I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A 985 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:50,873 >> OH, WELL, FINE. I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A CURSE. 986 00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:51,774 I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A CURSE. CURSE, SCHMURSE. 987 00:56:51,776 --> 00:56:52,808 CURSE. CURSE, SCHMURSE. I EAT CURSES FOR BREAKFAST. 988 00:56:52,810 --> 00:56:54,143 CURSE, SCHMURSE. I EAT CURSES FOR BREAKFAST. JUST AS LONG AS SHE'S NOT GONNA 989 00:56:54,145 --> 00:56:55,310 I EAT CURSES FOR BREAKFAST. JUST AS LONG AS SHE'S NOT GONNA COME CUT MY THROAT IN THE NIGHT, 990 00:56:55,312 --> 00:56:55,644 JUST AS LONG AS SHE'S NOT GONNA COME CUT MY THROAT IN THE NIGHT, I CAN... 991 00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:56,578 COME CUT MY THROAT IN THE NIGHT, I CAN... >> BUT YOU NEED TO STOP 992 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:57,646 I CAN... >> BUT YOU NEED TO STOP PANTOMIMING AT FRENCH WOMEN. 993 00:56:57,648 --> 00:56:58,180 >> BUT YOU NEED TO STOP PANTOMIMING AT FRENCH WOMEN. YOU SEE? 994 00:56:58,182 --> 00:56:59,248 PANTOMIMING AT FRENCH WOMEN. YOU SEE? YOU KEEP GETTING IN TROUBLE. 995 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:00,349 YOU SEE? YOU KEEP GETTING IN TROUBLE. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 996 00:57:00,351 --> 00:57:01,150 YOU KEEP GETTING IN TROUBLE. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE PANTOMIMED ME. 997 00:57:01,152 --> 00:57:03,152 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE PANTOMIMED ME. >> YEAH, SURE. 998 00:57:03,154 --> 00:57:03,619 SHE PANTOMIMED ME. >> YEAH, SURE. >> WHAT?! 999 00:57:03,621 --> 00:57:04,920 >> YEAH, SURE. >> WHAT?! WHAT -- WHAT FRENCH WOMEN AM 1000 00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:06,455 >> WHAT?! WHAT -- WHAT FRENCH WOMEN AM I -- HAVE I BEEN PANTOMIMING? 1001 00:57:06,457 --> 00:57:07,856 WHAT -- WHAT FRENCH WOMEN AM I -- HAVE I BEEN PANTOMIMING? >> ME, THE FIRST TIME WE MET AT 1002 00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:08,791 I -- HAVE I BEEN PANTOMIMING? >> ME, THE FIRST TIME WE MET AT THE ORANGE STORE. 1003 00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:10,359 >> ME, THE FIRST TIME WE MET AT THE ORANGE STORE. >> WHAT DID I PANTOMIME YOU?! 1004 00:57:10,361 --> 00:57:11,660 THE ORANGE STORE. >> WHAT DID I PANTOMIME YOU?! >> YOU ASKED IF I WAS STRICT 1005 00:57:11,662 --> 00:57:13,162 >> WHAT DID I PANTOMIME YOU?! >> YOU ASKED IF I WAS STRICT WITH MY BOYFRIENDS LIKE I AM 1006 00:57:13,164 --> 00:57:14,596 >> YOU ASKED IF I WAS STRICT WITH MY BOYFRIENDS LIKE I AM WITH MY DOG, AND YOU WENT -- YOU 1007 00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:16,198 WITH MY BOYFRIENDS LIKE I AM WITH MY DOG, AND YOU WENT -- YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, SO 1008 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,700 WITH MY DOG, AND YOU WENT -- YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, SO YOU WENT -- YOU WENT LIKE THIS. 1009 00:57:18,702 --> 00:57:20,302 THOUGHT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, SO YOU WENT -- YOU WENT LIKE THIS. AS IF THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL SIGNS 1010 00:57:20,304 --> 00:57:21,537 YOU WENT -- YOU WENT LIKE THIS. AS IF THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL SIGNS FOR BEING STRICT WITH ONE'S 1011 00:57:21,539 --> 00:57:21,904 AS IF THAT'S THE UNIVERSAL SIGNS FOR BEING STRICT WITH ONE'S LOVER. 1012 00:57:21,906 --> 00:57:23,505 FOR BEING STRICT WITH ONE'S LOVER. >> OKAY, WELL, IF YOU HADN'T OF, 1013 00:57:23,507 --> 00:57:24,907 LOVER. >> OKAY, WELL, IF YOU HADN'T OF, YOU KNOW, PRETENDED NOT TO SPEAK 1014 00:57:24,909 --> 00:57:26,375 >> OKAY, WELL, IF YOU HADN'T OF, YOU KNOW, PRETENDED NOT TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND JUST WENT OUT TO 1015 00:57:26,377 --> 00:57:27,576 YOU KNOW, PRETENDED NOT TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND JUST WENT OUT TO MOCK AND RIDICULE INNOCENT 1016 00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:28,610 ENGLISH AND JUST WENT OUT TO MOCK AND RIDICULE INNOCENT GENTLEMAN SUITORS -- 1017 00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:29,344 MOCK AND RIDICULE INNOCENT GENTLEMAN SUITORS -- >> INNOCENT? 1018 00:57:29,346 --> 00:57:30,579 GENTLEMAN SUITORS -- >> INNOCENT? >> YEAH, I WAS AN INNOCENT 1019 00:57:30,581 --> 00:57:31,480 >> INNOCENT? >> YEAH, I WAS AN INNOCENT GENTLEMAN SUITOR. 1020 00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:32,481 >> YEAH, I WAS AN INNOCENT GENTLEMAN SUITOR. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1021 00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:34,349 GENTLEMAN SUITOR. >> [ CHUCKLES ] YOU DO LOOK LIKE A GENTLEMAN 1022 00:57:34,351 --> 00:57:34,817 >> [ CHUCKLES ] YOU DO LOOK LIKE A GENTLEMAN TODAY. 1023 00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:36,351 YOU DO LOOK LIKE A GENTLEMAN TODAY. DO YOU HAVE A HOT DATE? 1024 00:57:36,353 --> 00:57:37,586 TODAY. DO YOU HAVE A HOT DATE? >> I DID HAVE ONE, AND THEN I 1025 00:57:37,588 --> 00:57:38,687 DO YOU HAVE A HOT DATE? >> I DID HAVE ONE, AND THEN I CANCELED ABOUT FUCKING 10 1026 00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:39,388 >> I DID HAVE ONE, AND THEN I CANCELED ABOUT FUCKING 10 SECONDS AGO. 1027 00:57:39,390 --> 00:57:40,889 CANCELED ABOUT FUCKING 10 SECONDS AGO. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1028 00:57:40,891 --> 00:57:42,357 SECONDS AGO. >> [ CHUCKLES ] NO, YOU LOOK NICE. 1029 00:57:42,359 --> 00:57:43,392 >> [ CHUCKLES ] NO, YOU LOOK NICE. >> THANK YOU. 1030 00:57:43,394 --> 00:57:44,827 NO, YOU LOOK NICE. >> THANK YOU. >> THE SUIT SUITS YOU. 1031 00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:45,828 >> THANK YOU. >> THE SUIT SUITS YOU. >> THANK YOU. 1032 00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:46,795 >> THE SUIT SUITS YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> CAN YOU SAY THAT? 1033 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:47,396 >> THANK YOU. >> CAN YOU SAY THAT? >> YEAH. 1034 00:57:47,398 --> 00:57:48,497 >> CAN YOU SAY THAT? >> YEAH. >> "THE SUIT SUITS YOU"? 1035 00:57:48,499 --> 00:57:49,832 >> YEAH. >> "THE SUIT SUITS YOU"? >> YEAH. THE SUIT SUITS YOU. 1036 00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,300 >> "THE SUIT SUITS YOU"? >> YEAH. THE SUIT SUITS YOU. >> NO, BUT WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? 1037 00:57:51,302 --> 00:57:52,568 >> YEAH. THE SUIT SUITS YOU. >> NO, BUT WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? WELL, NORMALLY, YOU WOULD SAY 1038 00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:53,836 >> NO, BUT WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? WELL, NORMALLY, YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, YOU KNOW, "YOU 1039 00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:55,337 WELL, NORMALLY, YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, YOU KNOW, "YOU LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT," OR, "YOU 1040 00:57:55,339 --> 00:57:56,338 SOMETHING LIKE, YOU KNOW, "YOU LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT," OR, "YOU WEAR THAT SUIT WELL." 1041 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,673 LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT," OR, "YOU WEAR THAT SUIT WELL." >> BUT NOT "THE SUIT SUITS YOU"? 1042 00:57:57,675 --> 00:57:58,974 WEAR THAT SUIT WELL." >> BUT NOT "THE SUIT SUITS YOU"? >> NO, I-I LIKE "THE SUIT SUITS 1043 00:57:58,976 --> 00:57:59,475 >> BUT NOT "THE SUIT SUITS YOU"? >> NO, I-I LIKE "THE SUIT SUITS YOU." 1044 00:57:59,477 --> 00:58:00,742 >> NO, I-I LIKE "THE SUIT SUITS YOU." I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK WITH 1045 00:58:00,744 --> 00:58:01,243 YOU." I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK WITH THAT. 1046 00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:02,511 I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK WITH THAT. >> NO, I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT. 1047 00:58:02,513 --> 00:58:03,512 THAT. >> NO, I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT. DON'T MAKE ME STUPID. 1048 00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:04,546 >> NO, I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT. DON'T MAKE ME STUPID. >> WHAT? SOPHIE! WHAT? 1049 00:58:04,548 --> 00:58:05,881 DON'T MAKE ME STUPID. >> WHAT? SOPHIE! WHAT? COME ON. YOU'RE NOT REALLY MAD. 1050 00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:06,715 >> WHAT? SOPHIE! WHAT? COME ON. YOU'RE NOT REALLY MAD. >> YES, I'M MAD! 1051 00:58:06,717 --> 00:58:07,616 COME ON. YOU'RE NOT REALLY MAD. >> YES, I'M MAD! I DON'T LIKE THAT! 1052 00:58:07,618 --> 00:58:08,884 >> YES, I'M MAD! I DON'T LIKE THAT! DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME LIKE 1053 00:58:08,886 --> 00:58:09,384 I DON'T LIKE THAT! DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME LIKE THAT! 1054 00:58:09,386 --> 00:58:10,686 DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME LIKE THAT! I'M -- I'M NOT SOME FRENCH DOLL 1055 00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:11,687 THAT! I'M -- I'M NOT SOME FRENCH DOLL FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH! 1056 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,222 I'M -- I'M NOT SOME FRENCH DOLL FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH! IT'S NOT CORRECT TO SAY IT THIS 1057 00:58:13,224 --> 00:58:14,490 FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH! IT'S NOT CORRECT TO SAY IT THIS WAY, AND I DON'T WANT TO SOUND 1058 00:58:14,492 --> 00:58:15,390 IT'S NOT CORRECT TO SAY IT THIS WAY, AND I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT! 1059 00:58:15,392 --> 00:58:16,492 WAY, AND I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT! >> I'M -- I'M SORRY. 1060 00:58:16,494 --> 00:58:17,926 LIKE AN IDIOT! >> I'M -- I'M SORRY. SOPHIE, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1061 00:58:17,928 --> 00:58:19,595 >> I'M -- I'M SORRY. SOPHIE, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. IT WAS SWEET HOW YOU SAID IT. 1062 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:20,329 SOPHIE, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. IT WAS SWEET HOW YOU SAID IT. I'M SORRY. 1063 00:58:20,331 --> 00:58:25,334 IT WAS SWEET HOW YOU SAID IT. I'M SORRY. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 1064 00:58:25,336 --> 00:58:27,669 I'M SORRY. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. >> SO... 1065 00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:30,539 IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. >> SO... I THOUGHT WE -- WE COULD GET A 1066 00:58:30,541 --> 00:58:32,541 >> SO... I THOUGHT WE -- WE COULD GET A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM THE MARKET 1067 00:58:32,543 --> 00:58:34,877 I THOUGHT WE -- WE COULD GET A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM THE MARKET AND GO TO MY PLACE. 1068 00:58:34,879 --> 00:58:37,412 BUNCH OF STUFF FROM THE MARKET AND GO TO MY PLACE. >> THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. 1069 00:58:37,414 --> 00:58:38,130 AND GO TO MY PLACE. >> THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. OH, GOD. 1070 00:58:38,150 --> 00:58:40,282 >> THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. OH, GOD. IT'S LIKE CLOSED, EXCEPT FOR THE 1071 00:58:40,284 --> 00:58:40,816 OH, GOD. IT'S LIKE CLOSED, EXCEPT FOR THE CHEESE. 1072 00:58:40,818 --> 00:58:41,850 IT'S LIKE CLOSED, EXCEPT FOR THE CHEESE. >> [ LAUGHS ] 1073 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:43,685 CHEESE. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> THE CHEESE LADY IS STILL 1074 00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:44,353 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> THE CHEESE LADY IS STILL HERE. 1075 00:58:44,355 --> 00:58:46,522 >> THE CHEESE LADY IS STILL HERE. THANK -- I LOVE CHEESE. 1076 00:58:46,524 --> 00:58:47,489 HERE. THANK -- I LOVE CHEESE. >> YOU LIKE CHEESE? 1077 00:58:47,491 --> 00:58:48,790 THANK -- I LOVE CHEESE. >> YOU LIKE CHEESE? >> LET'S JUST HAVE A -- WE'LL 1078 00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:49,992 >> YOU LIKE CHEESE? >> LET'S JUST HAVE A -- WE'LL JUST HAVE A CHEESE DINNER. 1079 00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:51,527 >> LET'S JUST HAVE A -- WE'LL JUST HAVE A CHEESE DINNER. WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ALL THIS 1080 00:58:51,529 --> 00:58:52,828 JUST HAVE A CHEESE DINNER. WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ALL THIS OTHER -- WE'LL JUST HAVE ONLY 1081 00:58:52,830 --> 00:58:56,532 WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ALL THIS OTHER -- WE'LL JUST HAVE ONLY CHEESE, AND THEN WE'LL RATE IT. 1082 00:58:56,534 --> 00:58:57,933 OTHER -- WE'LL JUST HAVE ONLY CHEESE, AND THEN WE'LL RATE IT. I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT OUR 1083 00:58:57,935 --> 00:58:59,568 CHEESE, AND THEN WE'LL RATE IT. I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT OUR CHEESE CONTEST, I GOT TO TELL 1084 00:58:59,570 --> 00:58:59,902 I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT OUR CHEESE CONTEST, I GOT TO TELL YOU. 1085 00:58:59,904 --> 00:59:01,403 CHEESE CONTEST, I GOT TO TELL YOU. ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT IT? 1086 00:59:01,405 --> 00:59:03,572 YOU. ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT IT? >> YEAH, I'M EXCITED. 1087 00:59:03,574 --> 00:59:05,741 ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT IT? >> YEAH, I'M EXCITED. >> SO, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK? 1088 00:59:05,743 --> 00:59:08,277 >> YEAH, I'M EXCITED. >> SO, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK? >> I-I TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE WHO 1089 00:59:08,279 --> 00:59:10,946 >> SO, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK? >> I-I TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DYING. 1090 00:59:10,948 --> 00:59:14,316 >> I-I TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DYING. >> GOD. THAT'S INTENSE. 1091 00:59:14,318 --> 00:59:16,652 ARE DYING. >> GOD. THAT'S INTENSE. [ Sighing ] OH, MAN. 1092 00:59:16,654 --> 00:59:19,354 >> GOD. THAT'S INTENSE. [ Sighing ] OH, MAN. YOU TAKING CARE OF ANYONE NOW? 1093 00:59:19,356 --> 00:59:21,690 [ Sighing ] OH, MAN. YOU TAKING CARE OF ANYONE NOW? >> A LITTLE GIRL. 1094 00:59:21,692 --> 00:59:22,691 YOU TAKING CARE OF ANYONE NOW? >> A LITTLE GIRL. >> REALLY? 1095 00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:24,326 >> A LITTLE GIRL. >> REALLY? >> YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S THE FIRST 1096 00:59:24,328 --> 00:59:25,594 >> REALLY? >> YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENS LIKE THAT. 1097 00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:28,297 >> YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENS LIKE THAT. USUALLY, IT'S, UH, OLD PEOPLE 1098 00:59:28,299 --> 00:59:30,666 TIME IT HAPPENS LIKE THAT. USUALLY, IT'S, UH, OLD PEOPLE WHO HAVE LIVED A NICE, LONG 1099 00:59:30,668 --> 00:59:32,334 USUALLY, IT'S, UH, OLD PEOPLE WHO HAVE LIVED A NICE, LONG LIFE, YOU KNOW, SO SOMEHOW 1100 00:59:32,336 --> 00:59:33,702 WHO HAVE LIVED A NICE, LONG LIFE, YOU KNOW, SO SOMEHOW IT'S -- IT'S A BIT MORE 1101 00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:35,871 LIFE, YOU KNOW, SO SOMEHOW IT'S -- IT'S A BIT MORE MANAGEABLE FOR ME. 1102 00:59:35,873 --> 00:59:37,573 IT'S -- IT'S A BIT MORE MANAGEABLE FOR ME. >> HOW OLD IS SHE? 1103 00:59:37,575 --> 00:59:41,760 MANAGEABLE FOR ME. >> HOW OLD IS SHE? >> 13. SHE HAS LEUKEMIA. 1104 00:59:41,780 --> 00:59:42,611 >> HOW OLD IS SHE? >> 13. SHE HAS LEUKEMIA. >> IS THERE ANY CHANCE SHE CAN 1105 00:59:42,613 --> 00:59:44,313 >> 13. SHE HAS LEUKEMIA. >> IS THERE ANY CHANCE SHE CAN GET BETTER? 1106 00:59:44,315 --> 00:59:46,815 >> IS THERE ANY CHANCE SHE CAN GET BETTER? >> NO. SHE'LL DIE SOON. 1107 00:59:46,817 --> 00:59:48,350 GET BETTER? >> NO. SHE'LL DIE SOON. >> HOW LONG DOES SHE HAVE TO 1108 00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:49,685 >> NO. SHE'LL DIE SOON. >> HOW LONG DOES SHE HAVE TO LIVE? 1109 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:50,852 >> HOW LONG DOES SHE HAVE TO LIVE? >> IT'S HARD TO SAY. 1110 00:59:50,854 --> 00:59:52,554 LIVE? >> IT'S HARD TO SAY. SHE MIGHT BE WAITING FOR 1111 00:59:52,556 --> 00:59:55,724 >> IT'S HARD TO SAY. SHE MIGHT BE WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS SINCE SHE'S A KID, OR 1112 00:59:55,726 --> 00:59:57,893 SHE MIGHT BE WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS SINCE SHE'S A KID, OR TO SAY GOODBYE TO HER FAMILY, OR 1113 00:59:57,895 --> 01:00:00,429 CHRISTMAS SINCE SHE'S A KID, OR TO SAY GOODBYE TO HER FAMILY, OR BOTH. 1114 01:00:00,431 --> 01:00:01,930 TO SAY GOODBYE TO HER FAMILY, OR BOTH. >> GOD, THAT'S SO AWFUL. 1115 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:03,932 BOTH. >> GOD, THAT'S SO AWFUL. >> YEAH. 1116 01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:05,968 >> GOD, THAT'S SO AWFUL. >> YEAH. SHE REMINDS ME OF ME WHEN I WAS 1117 01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:06,768 >> YEAH. SHE REMINDS ME OF ME WHEN I WAS HER AGE. 1118 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:10,105 SHE REMINDS ME OF ME WHEN I WAS HER AGE. >> REALLY? HOW SO? 1119 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:15,811 HER AGE. >> REALLY? HOW SO? >> I DON'T KNOW. SHE JUST DOES. 1120 01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:18,680 >> REALLY? HOW SO? >> I DON'T KNOW. SHE JUST DOES. SO, WHAT DO YOU DO? 1121 01:00:18,682 --> 01:00:19,815 >> I DON'T KNOW. SHE JUST DOES. SO, WHAT DO YOU DO? >> NOTHING NEARLY THAT 1122 01:00:19,817 --> 01:00:20,549 SO, WHAT DO YOU DO? >> NOTHING NEARLY THAT IMPORTANT. 1123 01:00:20,551 --> 01:00:21,450 >> NOTHING NEARLY THAT IMPORTANT. >> AW, COME ON. 1124 01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:23,118 IMPORTANT. >> AW, COME ON. EVERYTHING'S IMPORTANT. 1125 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,886 >> AW, COME ON. EVERYTHING'S IMPORTANT. WITHOUT A PLUMBER, WHERE WOULD 1126 01:00:24,888 --> 01:00:26,355 EVERYTHING'S IMPORTANT. WITHOUT A PLUMBER, WHERE WOULD WE GO TO THE BATHROOM? 1127 01:00:26,357 --> 01:00:27,220 WITHOUT A PLUMBER, WHERE WOULD WE GO TO THE BATHROOM? [ CHUCKLES ] 1128 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:28,890 WE GO TO THE BATHROOM? [ CHUCKLES ] >> GOOD CALL. 1129 01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:29,992 [ CHUCKLES ] >> GOOD CALL. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1130 01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:31,930 >> GOOD CALL. [ CLEARS THROAT ] >> I WRITE BOOKS. 1131 01:00:31,950 --> 02:01:03,843 [ CLEARS THROAT ] >> I WRITE BOOKS. >> REALLY? 1132 01:00:31,895 --> 01:00:32,628 >> I WRITE BOOKS. >> REALLY? >> YEAH. 1133 01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:33,595 >> REALLY? >> YEAH. >> WHAT BOOKS? 1134 01:00:33,597 --> 01:00:34,997 >> YEAH. >> WHAT BOOKS? >> UH, THE FIRST ONE WAS CALLED 1135 01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:36,598 >> WHAT BOOKS? >> UH, THE FIRST ONE WAS CALLED "THE BLAMELESS," WHICH CAME OUT 1136 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,601 >> UH, THE FIRST ONE WAS CALLED "THE BLAMELESS," WHICH CAME OUT IN 1986, BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. 1137 01:00:39,603 --> 01:00:42,771 "THE BLAMELESS," WHICH CAME OUT IN 1986, BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. >> I WAS BORN IN '85, THANK YOU. 1138 01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:45,641 IN 1986, BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. >> I WAS BORN IN '85, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHS ] 1139 01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:47,376 >> I WAS BORN IN '85, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHS ] >> IS IT WEIRD AT ALL FOR YOU TO 1140 01:00:47,378 --> 01:00:48,810 [ LAUGHS ] >> IS IT WEIRD AT ALL FOR YOU TO GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY 15 YEARS 1141 01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:49,745 >> IS IT WEIRD AT ALL FOR YOU TO GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY 15 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU? 1142 01:00:49,747 --> 01:00:51,913 GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY 15 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU? >> NO. 1143 01:00:51,915 --> 01:00:54,783 OLDER THAN YOU? >> NO. >> BECAUSE OF -- YOU'RE FRENCH? 1144 01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:57,119 >> NO. >> BECAUSE OF -- YOU'RE FRENCH? >> NO. BECAUSE FATHER ISSUES. 1145 01:00:57,121 --> 01:00:57,886 >> BECAUSE OF -- YOU'RE FRENCH? >> NO. BECAUSE FATHER ISSUES. >> [ LAUGHS ] 1146 01:00:57,888 --> 01:00:59,210 >> NO. BECAUSE FATHER ISSUES. >> [ LAUGHS ] OH, SO IT'S EXACTLY LIKE 1147 01:00:59,230 --> 01:00:59,621 >> [ LAUGHS ] OH, SO IT'S EXACTLY LIKE AMERICA? 1148 01:00:59,623 --> 01:01:00,489 OH, SO IT'S EXACTLY LIKE AMERICA? >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1149 01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:00,989 AMERICA? >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> PERFECT. 1150 01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:03,992 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> PERFECT. WELL, THAT'S COMFORTING KNOWING. 1151 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:05,994 >> PERFECT. WELL, THAT'S COMFORTING KNOWING. >> DO YOU USUALLY DATE WOMEN MY 1152 01:01:05,996 --> 01:01:07,529 WELL, THAT'S COMFORTING KNOWING. >> DO YOU USUALLY DATE WOMEN MY AGE? 1153 01:01:07,531 --> 01:01:08,530 >> DO YOU USUALLY DATE WOMEN MY AGE? >> UH, NO. 1154 01:01:08,532 --> 01:01:11,700 AGE? >> UH, NO. USUALLY A LITTLE OLDER. 1155 01:01:11,702 --> 01:01:14,403 >> UH, NO. USUALLY A LITTLE OLDER. >> THEN IT'S WEIRD FOR YOU? 1156 01:01:14,405 --> 01:01:15,904 USUALLY A LITTLE OLDER. >> THEN IT'S WEIRD FOR YOU? >> NO. 1157 01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:17,139 >> THEN IT'S WEIRD FOR YOU? >> NO. NO, AS LONG AS YOU CAN NAME 1158 01:01:17,141 --> 01:01:18,674 >> NO. NO, AS LONG AS YOU CAN NAME THREE BEATLE ALBUMS, KNOW WHAT 1159 01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:19,908 NO, AS LONG AS YOU CAN NAME THREE BEATLE ALBUMS, KNOW WHAT AN ALBUM IS, AND ARE A GOOD 1160 01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:21,443 THREE BEATLE ALBUMS, KNOW WHAT AN ALBUM IS, AND ARE A GOOD KISSER, THEN I THINK WE HAVE AN 1161 01:01:21,445 --> 01:01:22,778 AN ALBUM IS, AND ARE A GOOD KISSER, THEN I THINK WE HAVE AN EXCELLENT SHOT AT HAPPILY EVER 1162 01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:23,779 KISSER, THEN I THINK WE HAVE AN EXCELLENT SHOT AT HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 1163 01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:25,180 EXCELLENT SHOT AT HAPPILY EVER AFTER. >> AND I STILL CAN'T LOOK AT YOU 1164 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:26,715 AFTER. >> AND I STILL CAN'T LOOK AT YOU AND SMILE AND TOUCH YOU, LIKE, 1165 01:01:26,717 --> 01:01:28,150 >> AND I STILL CAN'T LOOK AT YOU AND SMILE AND TOUCH YOU, LIKE, WHILE YOU EAT, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH? 1166 01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:29,551 AND SMILE AND TOUCH YOU, LIKE, WHILE YOU EAT, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH? >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1167 01:01:29,553 --> 01:01:30,485 WHILE YOU EAT, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH? >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S UNIVERSAL. 1168 01:01:30,487 --> 01:01:31,553 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S UNIVERSAL. YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT. 1169 01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:35,570 THAT'S UNIVERSAL. YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT. >> RIGHT. 1170 01:01:35,590 --> 01:01:39,761 YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT. >> RIGHT. >> OKAY. GO. 1171 01:01:39,763 --> 01:01:41,763 >> RIGHT. >> OKAY. GO. COME ON. 1172 01:01:41,765 --> 01:01:43,980 >> OKAY. GO. COME ON. >> [ SIGHS ] 1173 01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:45,100 COME ON. >> [ SIGHS ] "ABBEY ROAD," "REVOLVER," AND 1174 01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:46,968 >> [ SIGHS ] "ABBEY ROAD," "REVOLVER," AND "THE WHITE ALBUM," WHICH IS A 1175 01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:48,503 "ABBEY ROAD," "REVOLVER," AND "THE WHITE ALBUM," WHICH IS A BIG, ROUND, VINYL THING WHICH 1176 01:01:48,505 --> 01:01:50,639 "THE WHITE ALBUM," WHICH IS A BIG, ROUND, VINYL THING WHICH COMES IN A BIG, FLAT, SQUARE BOX 1177 01:01:50,641 --> 01:01:52,607 BIG, ROUND, VINYL THING WHICH COMES IN A BIG, FLAT, SQUARE BOX WITH A PRINTED PICTURE IN IT. 1178 01:01:52,609 --> 01:01:54,476 COMES IN A BIG, FLAT, SQUARE BOX WITH A PRINTED PICTURE IN IT. OR IT CAN JUST BE WHITE. 1179 01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:55,811 WITH A PRINTED PICTURE IN IT. OR IT CAN JUST BE WHITE. >> VERY GOOD. 1180 01:01:55,813 --> 01:01:57,145 OR IT CAN JUST BE WHITE. >> VERY GOOD. >> AND AT THIS RATE, THE KISSING 1181 01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:58,647 >> VERY GOOD. >> AND AT THIS RATE, THE KISSING YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER FIND OUT 1182 01:01:58,649 --> 01:01:58,980 >> AND AT THIS RATE, THE KISSING YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT. 1183 01:01:58,982 --> 01:01:59,981 YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT. >> [ CHUCKLES ] OH... 1184 01:01:59,983 --> 01:02:02,150 ABOUT. >> [ CHUCKLES ] OH... >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1185 01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:03,852 >> [ CHUCKLES ] OH... >> [ CHUCKLES ] OH, YOU SEE THAT BUILDING?! 1186 01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:05,520 >> [ CHUCKLES ] OH, YOU SEE THAT BUILDING?! IT USED TO BE AN OLD MOVIE 1187 01:02:05,522 --> 01:02:07,550 OH, YOU SEE THAT BUILDING?! IT USED TO BE AN OLD MOVIE THEATER THAT ONLY SHOWED OLD 1188 01:02:07,570 --> 01:02:08,900 IT USED TO BE AN OLD MOVIE THEATER THAT ONLY SHOWED OLD AMERICAN FILMS. 1189 01:02:08,920 --> 02:04:17,810 THEATER THAT ONLY SHOWED OLD AMERICAN FILMS. >> REALLY? 1190 01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:10,659 AMERICAN FILMS. >> REALLY? >> YOU KNOW, LIKE THE -- THE 1191 01:02:10,661 --> 01:02:11,993 >> REALLY? >> YOU KNOW, LIKE THE -- THE CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES. 1192 01:02:11,995 --> 01:02:13,528 >> YOU KNOW, LIKE THE -- THE CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES. >> CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES? 1193 01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:15,197 CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES. >> CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES? >> YEAH, THE... 1194 01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:16,198 >> CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES? >> YEAH, THE... CHARL-- YOU KNOW, 1195 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,733 >> YEAH, THE... CHARL-- YOU KNOW, CHARLTON HESTON. 1196 01:02:17,735 --> 01:02:18,734 CHARL-- YOU KNOW, CHARLTON HESTON. [ LAUGHS ] 1197 01:02:18,736 --> 01:02:20,736 CHARLTON HESTON. [ LAUGHS ] >> WELL, CHARLTON HESTON WAS 1198 01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:22,771 [ LAUGHS ] >> WELL, CHARLTON HESTON WAS THIS EXTREMELY KIND OF TOUGH, 1199 01:02:22,773 --> 01:02:24,639 >> WELL, CHARLTON HESTON WAS THIS EXTREMELY KIND OF TOUGH, MACHO, LEADING-MAN ACTOR. 1200 01:02:24,641 --> 01:02:25,574 THIS EXTREMELY KIND OF TOUGH, MACHO, LEADING-MAN ACTOR. HE PLAYED MOSES IN 1201 01:02:25,576 --> 01:02:26,641 MACHO, LEADING-MAN ACTOR. HE PLAYED MOSES IN "THE TEN COMMANDMENTS." 1202 01:02:26,643 --> 01:02:27,909 HE PLAYED MOSES IN "THE TEN COMMANDMENTS." HE, LIKE, PARTED THE RED SEA. 1203 01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:29,211 "THE TEN COMMANDMENTS." HE, LIKE, PARTED THE RED SEA. I-I DON'T THINK HE -- HE REALLY 1204 01:02:29,213 --> 01:02:30,612 HE, LIKE, PARTED THE RED SEA. I-I DON'T THINK HE -- HE REALLY DANCED LIKE THAT IN MOVIES. 1205 01:02:30,614 --> 01:02:31,847 I-I DON'T THINK HE -- HE REALLY DANCED LIKE THAT IN MOVIES. I COULD BE WRONG, BUT -- YOU 1206 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:32,647 DANCED LIKE THAT IN MOVIES. I COULD BE WRONG, BUT -- YOU SURE IT WAS -- 1207 01:02:32,649 --> 01:02:34,150 I COULD BE WRONG, BUT -- YOU SURE IT WAS -- >> OKAY, SO, UH, WHAT WERE, 1208 01:02:34,170 --> 01:02:35,751 SURE IT WAS -- >> OKAY, SO, UH, WHAT WERE, UM -- WHAT WAS THE DANCE IN THE 1209 01:02:35,753 --> 01:02:36,118 >> OKAY, SO, UH, WHAT WERE, UM -- WHAT WAS THE DANCE IN THE '30s? 1210 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,819 UM -- WHAT WAS THE DANCE IN THE '30s? YOU KNOW, THE -- WASN'T IT THE 1211 01:02:37,821 --> 01:02:39,154 '30s? YOU KNOW, THE -- WASN'T IT THE CHARLTON HESTON? 1212 01:02:39,156 --> 01:02:40,856 YOU KNOW, THE -- WASN'T IT THE CHARLTON HESTON? >> OH, OH, DO -- DO YOU MEAN THE 1213 01:02:40,858 --> 01:02:42,190 CHARLTON HESTON? >> OH, OH, DO -- DO YOU MEAN THE CHARLESTON? 1214 01:02:42,192 --> 01:02:44,559 >> OH, OH, DO -- DO YOU MEAN THE CHARLESTON? >> YEAH, RIGHT. THE CHARLESTON. 1215 01:02:44,561 --> 01:02:46,161 CHARLESTON? >> YEAH, RIGHT. THE CHARLESTON. >> OKAY, SO THAT'S THE MOVIE 1216 01:02:46,163 --> 01:02:48,960 >> YEAH, RIGHT. THE CHARLESTON. >> OKAY, SO THAT'S THE MOVIE THEATER THAT SHOWS MOVIES WHERE 1217 01:02:48,980 --> 01:02:49,965 >> OKAY, SO THAT'S THE MOVIE THEATER THAT SHOWS MOVIES WHERE THEY DANCE THE CHARLESTON, NOT 1218 01:02:49,967 --> 01:02:51,566 THEATER THAT SHOWS MOVIES WHERE THEY DANCE THE CHARLESTON, NOT CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES. 1219 01:02:51,568 --> 01:02:54,690 THEY DANCE THE CHARLESTON, NOT CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES. [ CHUCKLES ] 1220 01:02:54,710 --> 01:02:55,937 CHARLTON HESTON MOVIES. [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT? 1221 01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:57,105 [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT? >> I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! 1222 01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:57,739 WHAT? >> I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! >> DO WHAT? 1223 01:02:57,741 --> 01:02:58,807 >> I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! >> DO WHAT? >> TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID! 1224 01:02:58,809 --> 01:02:59,574 >> DO WHAT? >> TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID! >> OH, COME ON. 1225 01:02:59,576 --> 01:03:00,609 >> TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID! >> OH, COME ON. YOU MADE A JOKE ABOUT THE 1226 01:03:00,611 --> 01:03:01,710 >> OH, COME ON. YOU MADE A JOKE ABOUT THE CHARLTON HESTON CHARLESTON. 1227 01:03:01,712 --> 01:03:02,878 YOU MADE A JOKE ABOUT THE CHARLTON HESTON CHARLESTON. YOU -- YOU CAN'T GET MAD AT ME 1228 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:03,278 CHARLTON HESTON CHARLESTON. YOU -- YOU CAN'T GET MAD AT ME FOR THAT. 1229 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,579 YOU -- YOU CAN'T GET MAD AT ME FOR THAT. >> I DIDN'T MAKE A JOKE! 1230 01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:05,247 FOR THAT. >> I DIDN'T MAKE A JOKE! I MAKE A MISTAKE! 1231 01:03:05,249 --> 01:03:06,715 >> I DIDN'T MAKE A JOKE! I MAKE A MISTAKE! YOU LAUGH ONCE, YOU DON'T HAVE 1232 01:03:06,717 --> 01:03:08,830 I MAKE A MISTAKE! YOU LAUGH ONCE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT ALL THE 1233 01:03:08,850 --> 02:06:17,433 YOU LAUGH ONCE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME! 1234 01:03:08,585 --> 01:03:09,518 TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME! >> OKAY, I'M SORRY. 1235 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:10,685 TIME! >> OKAY, I'M SORRY. >> I WANT YOU TO GO NOW! 1236 01:03:10,687 --> 01:03:11,853 >> OKAY, I'M SORRY. >> I WANT YOU TO GO NOW! >> COME ON. 1237 01:03:11,855 --> 01:03:13,555 >> I WANT YOU TO GO NOW! >> COME ON. >> DON'T EVER TOUCH ME LIKE 1238 01:03:13,557 --> 01:03:15,590 >> COME ON. >> DON'T EVER TOUCH ME LIKE THAT. 1239 01:04:05,942 --> 01:04:12,314 [ LAUGHS ] >> OH, GOD. OH, FUCK ME. FUCK ME. 1240 01:04:12,316 --> 01:04:18,687 >> OH, GOD. OH, FUCK ME. FUCK ME. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 1241 01:04:18,689 --> 01:04:20,655 FUCK ME. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] WHERE'S THE CHEESE? 1242 01:04:28,831 --> 01:04:33,835 IT'S TIME TO RATE THEM. YOU GO FIRST. >> OKAY, SO, HOW DO YOU WANT TO 1243 01:04:33,837 --> 01:04:34,703 YOU GO FIRST. >> OKAY, SO, HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 1244 01:04:34,705 --> 01:04:35,804 >> OKAY, SO, HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1245 01:04:35,806 --> 01:04:37,339 DO THIS? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> WELL, ARE WE GONNA RATE THESE 1246 01:04:37,341 --> 01:04:38,840 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> WELL, ARE WE GONNA RATE THESE CHEESES AGAINST ALL FOOD? 1247 01:04:38,842 --> 01:04:40,242 >> WELL, ARE WE GONNA RATE THESE CHEESES AGAINST ALL FOOD? I MEAN, ALL CHEESE IS BETTER 1248 01:04:40,244 --> 01:04:41,610 CHEESES AGAINST ALL FOOD? I MEAN, ALL CHEESE IS BETTER THAN BRUSSELS SPROUTS. 1249 01:04:41,612 --> 01:04:43,111 I MEAN, ALL CHEESE IS BETTER THAN BRUSSELS SPROUTS. SO DO WE NEED A DIFFERENT SCALE 1250 01:04:43,113 --> 01:04:44,112 THAN BRUSSELS SPROUTS. SO DO WE NEED A DIFFERENT SCALE OR...? 1251 01:04:44,114 --> 01:04:45,146 SO DO WE NEED A DIFFERENT SCALE OR...? >> NO, NO. 1252 01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:47,682 OR...? >> NO, NO. W-WE'LL RATE THEM AGAINST ALL 1253 01:04:47,684 --> 01:04:50,118 >> NO, NO. W-WE'LL RATE THEM AGAINST ALL FOODS, AND -- AND WE'LL GO LIKE 1254 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:50,852 W-WE'LL RATE THEM AGAINST ALL FOODS, AND -- AND WE'LL GO LIKE THIS. 1255 01:04:50,854 --> 01:04:53,221 FOODS, AND -- AND WE'LL GO LIKE THIS. LIKE, OKAY, SO, IF DOG SHIT WAS 1256 01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:55,924 THIS. LIKE, OKAY, SO, IF DOG SHIT WAS 1 AND CHOCOLATE CAKE WAS 10, 1257 01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:57,792 LIKE, OKAY, SO, IF DOG SHIT WAS 1 AND CHOCOLATE CAKE WAS 10, RATE THESE CHEESES. 1258 01:04:57,794 --> 01:04:59,794 1 AND CHOCOLATE CAKE WAS 10, RATE THESE CHEESES. >> WHAT'S WORSE THAN DOG SHIT? 1259 01:04:59,796 --> 01:05:00,896 RATE THESE CHEESES. >> WHAT'S WORSE THAN DOG SHIT? >> [ LAUGHS ] NOTHING. 1260 01:05:00,898 --> 01:05:01,830 >> WHAT'S WORSE THAN DOG SHIT? >> [ LAUGHS ] NOTHING. THAT'S WHY IT'S 1. 1261 01:05:01,832 --> 01:05:02,731 >> [ LAUGHS ] NOTHING. THAT'S WHY IT'S 1. IT'S THE LOWEST. 1262 01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:03,899 THAT'S WHY IT'S 1. IT'S THE LOWEST. >> ZERO IS THE LOWEST. 1263 01:05:03,901 --> 01:05:05,166 IT'S THE LOWEST. >> ZERO IS THE LOWEST. >> [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S RIGHT. 1264 01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:06,701 >> ZERO IS THE LOWEST. >> [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S RIGHT. IN FRANCE, THE GROUND FLOOR IS 1265 01:05:06,703 --> 01:05:07,350 >> [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S RIGHT. IN FRANCE, THE GROUND FLOOR IS ZERO. 1266 01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:07,836 IN FRANCE, THE GROUND FLOOR IS ZERO. IT'S NOT ONE. 1267 01:05:07,838 --> 01:05:09,170 ZERO. IT'S NOT ONE. >> 'CAUSE WHAT, IN THE STATES, 1268 01:05:09,172 --> 01:05:09,771 IT'S NOT ONE. >> 'CAUSE WHAT, IN THE STATES, IT'S -- 1269 01:05:09,773 --> 01:05:10,338 >> 'CAUSE WHAT, IN THE STATES, IT'S -- >> IT'S ONE. 1270 01:05:10,340 --> 01:05:11,706 IT'S -- >> IT'S ONE. THE GROUND FLOOR IS ONE. 1271 01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:13,740 >> IT'S ONE. THE GROUND FLOOR IS ONE. >> EVERYTHING HAS TO BE MORE IN 1272 01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:13,808 THE GROUND FLOOR IS ONE. >> EVERYTHING HAS TO BE MORE IN THE STATES. 1273 01:05:13,810 --> 01:05:14,309 >> EVERYTHING HAS TO BE MORE IN THE STATES. [ LAUGHS ] 1274 01:05:14,311 --> 01:05:16,311 THE STATES. [ LAUGHS ] >> OH, PLEASE. 1275 01:05:16,313 --> 01:05:17,312 [ LAUGHS ] >> OH, PLEASE. >> OKAY. 1276 01:05:17,314 --> 01:05:19,800 >> OH, PLEASE. >> OKAY. >> SO, DOG SHIT IS ZERO. 1277 01:05:19,820 --> 01:05:20,715 >> OKAY. >> SO, DOG SHIT IS ZERO. CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 10. 1278 01:05:20,717 --> 01:05:21,716 >> SO, DOG SHIT IS ZERO. CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 10. RATE THESE CHEESES. 1279 01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:23,180 CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 10. RATE THESE CHEESES. >> NO. THAT WON'T WORK. 1280 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,286 RATE THESE CHEESES. >> NO. THAT WON'T WORK. >> WHY WON'T THAT WORK? 1281 01:05:24,288 --> 01:05:25,854 >> NO. THAT WON'T WORK. >> WHY WON'T THAT WORK? >> BECAUSE IF WE'RE GONNA 1282 01:05:25,856 --> 01:05:27,355 >> WHY WON'T THAT WORK? >> BECAUSE IF WE'RE GONNA INCLUDE ALL FOOD, WE'RE GONNA 1283 01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:29,900 >> BECAUSE IF WE'RE GONNA INCLUDE ALL FOOD, WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE NUMBERS, LIKE UP TO 1284 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:30,910 INCLUDE ALL FOOD, WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE NUMBERS, LIKE UP TO 100. 1285 01:05:30,930 --> 01:05:31,726 NEED MORE NUMBERS, LIKE UP TO 100. >> O-OKAY, GREAT. 1286 01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:33,128 100. >> O-OKAY, GREAT. DOG SHIT IS ZERO. 1287 01:05:33,130 --> 01:05:35,300 >> O-OKAY, GREAT. DOG SHIT IS ZERO. CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 100. 1288 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,765 DOG SHIT IS ZERO. CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 100. RATE THESE CHEESES. 1289 01:05:36,767 --> 01:05:37,832 CHOCOLATE CAKE IS 100. RATE THESE CHEESES. >> NO, THAT'S STILL TOO 1290 01:05:37,834 --> 01:05:38,300 RATE THESE CHEESES. >> NO, THAT'S STILL TOO CONFUSING. 1291 01:05:38,302 --> 01:05:39,340 >> NO, THAT'S STILL TOO CONFUSING. >> WHY?! 1292 01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:39,834 CONFUSING. >> WHY?! >> IT IS. 1293 01:05:39,836 --> 01:05:41,670 >> WHY?! >> IT IS. >> WHAT IS CONFUSING ABOUT IT? 1294 01:05:41,672 --> 01:05:43,400 >> IT IS. >> WHAT IS CONFUSING ABOUT IT? OH, MY GOD! 1295 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,907 >> WHAT IS CONFUSING ABOUT IT? OH, MY GOD! >> LET'S JUST SAY THAT CHEESE IN 1296 01:05:45,909 --> 01:05:47,776 OH, MY GOD! >> LET'S JUST SAY THAT CHEESE IN GENERAL IS LIKE 90. 1297 01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:49,811 >> LET'S JUST SAY THAT CHEESE IN GENERAL IS LIKE 90. >> OKAY, I WOULD SAY, YEAH, LIKE 1298 01:05:49,813 --> 01:05:51,120 GENERAL IS LIKE 90. >> OKAY, I WOULD SAY, YEAH, LIKE 92, BUT WHATEVER. 1299 01:05:51,140 --> 01:05:51,446 >> OKAY, I WOULD SAY, YEAH, LIKE 92, BUT WHATEVER. OKAY. 1300 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:53,140 92, BUT WHATEVER. OKAY. >> AND NOW LET'S RATE THESE 1301 01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:54,382 OKAY. >> AND NOW LET'S RATE THESE CHEESES FROM ZERO TO 10, 10 1302 01:05:54,384 --> 01:05:56,117 >> AND NOW LET'S RATE THESE CHEESES FROM ZERO TO 10, 10 BEING OUR FAVORITE AND ZERO OUR 1303 01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:57,285 CHEESES FROM ZERO TO 10, 10 BEING OUR FAVORITE AND ZERO OUR LEAST FAVORITE. 1304 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:58,190 BEING OUR FAVORITE AND ZERO OUR LEAST FAVORITE. >> PERFECT. 1305 01:05:58,210 --> 01:05:59,421 LEAST FAVORITE. >> PERFECT. FIRST, I JUST NEED TO FUCK YOU 1306 01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:00,989 >> PERFECT. FIRST, I JUST NEED TO FUCK YOU AGAIN REAL QUICK, AND THEN WE 1307 01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:01,990 FIRST, I JUST NEED TO FUCK YOU AGAIN REAL QUICK, AND THEN WE CAN DO THAT, OKAY? 1308 01:06:01,992 --> 01:06:03,358 AGAIN REAL QUICK, AND THEN WE CAN DO THAT, OKAY? 'CAUSE YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY 1309 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:04,590 CAN DO THAT, OKAY? 'CAUSE YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY RIGHT NOW. 1310 01:06:04,610 --> 01:06:04,893 'CAUSE YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY RIGHT NOW. >> NO, NOT NOW. 1311 01:06:04,895 --> 01:06:05,393 RIGHT NOW. >> NO, NOT NOW. >> COME ON. 1312 01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:06,127 >> NO, NOT NOW. >> COME ON. >> NOT NOW. 1313 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:07,429 >> COME ON. >> NOT NOW. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW. 1314 01:06:07,431 --> 01:06:08,830 >> NOT NOW. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW. >> BABY, COME ON. 1315 01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:16,371 ALL RIGHT. [ COUGHS ] ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. OKAY, RATE THEM. 1316 01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:18,740 ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. OKAY, RATE THEM. ZERO TO 100 -- ZERO TO 10. 1317 01:06:18,742 --> 01:06:20,750 OKAY, RATE THEM. ZERO TO 100 -- ZERO TO 10. >> OH, THAT'S BORING. 1318 01:06:20,770 --> 01:06:21,276 ZERO TO 100 -- ZERO TO 10. >> OH, THAT'S BORING. >> COME ON. COME ON. 1319 01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:23,110 >> OH, THAT'S BORING. >> COME ON. COME ON. >> OKAY, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK 1320 01:06:23,130 --> 01:06:25,347 >> COME ON. COME ON. >> OKAY, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK NOW ANYWAY. 1321 01:06:25,349 --> 01:06:26,982 >> OKAY, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK NOW ANYWAY. >> YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL THIS 1322 01:06:26,984 --> 01:06:27,349 NOW ANYWAY. >> YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL THIS LATE? 1323 01:06:27,351 --> 01:06:29,184 >> YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL THIS LATE? >> YEAH, SOMETIMES SHE CAN'T 1324 01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:31,152 LATE? >> YEAH, SOMETIMES SHE CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT, SO I-I SIT WITH 1325 01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:32,153 >> YEAH, SOMETIMES SHE CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT, SO I-I SIT WITH HER. 1326 01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,488 SLEEP AT NIGHT, SO I-I SIT WITH HER. COME ON. I'M LATE. 1327 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,857 HER. COME ON. I'M LATE. >> REALLY. 1328 01:06:35,859 --> 01:06:37,125 COME ON. I'M LATE. >> REALLY. DOES SHE EVER HAVE ANY -- I 1329 01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:38,460 >> REALLY. DOES SHE EVER HAVE ANY -- I MEAN, DO YOU EVER, LIKE, BRING 1330 01:06:38,462 --> 01:06:39,861 DOES SHE EVER HAVE ANY -- I MEAN, DO YOU EVER, LIKE, BRING ANYBODY ELSE TO VISIT HER 1331 01:06:39,863 --> 01:06:41,196 MEAN, DO YOU EVER, LIKE, BRING ANYBODY ELSE TO VISIT HER BESIDES YOU? 1332 01:06:41,198 --> 01:06:45,200 ANYBODY ELSE TO VISIT HER BESIDES YOU? >> NO. IT MIGHT UPSET HER. 1333 01:06:45,202 --> 01:06:46,368 BESIDES YOU? >> NO. IT MIGHT UPSET HER. YOU HAVE TO GO NOW. 1334 01:06:46,370 --> 01:06:47,902 >> NO. IT MIGHT UPSET HER. YOU HAVE TO GO NOW. I'M IN A HURRY. 1335 01:06:47,904 --> 01:06:49,270 YOU HAVE TO GO NOW. I'M IN A HURRY. >> OKAY, OKAY. 1336 01:06:55,244 --> 01:07:04,319 [ SIGHS ] WELL, I HAD A-AN AMAZING TIME. >> ME TOO. 1337 01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:13,461 >> UM, I GUESS I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER. >> IT'S -- IT'S NOT THIS DOOR. 1338 01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:17,832 YOU LATER. >> IT'S -- IT'S NOT THIS DOOR. IT'S -- IT'S THIS WAY. 1339 01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:20,168 >> IT'S -- IT'S NOT THIS DOOR. IT'S -- IT'S THIS WAY. >> I HOPE, UH -- I HOPE WORK 1340 01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:22,370 IT'S -- IT'S THIS WAY. >> I HOPE, UH -- I HOPE WORK ISN'T TOO...HARD. 1341 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:37,850 GOOD NIGHT. >> BYE. [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1342 01:07:37,870 --> 01:07:39,888 >> BYE. [ DOOR CLOSES ] [ SIGHS ] 1343 01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:56,898 [ LAUGHING ] 1344 01:09:47,490 --> 01:09:52,453 >> DO YOU HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING CLOSE TO PEOPLE? >> TO PEOPLE? 1345 01:09:52,455 --> 01:09:54,455 GETTING CLOSE TO PEOPLE? >> TO PEOPLE? >> I DON'T KNOW, TO BOYS THAT 1346 01:09:54,457 --> 01:09:57,992 >> TO PEOPLE? >> I DON'T KNOW, TO BOYS THAT YOU LIKE WHO LIKE YOU. 1347 01:09:57,994 --> 01:09:59,327 >> I DON'T KNOW, TO BOYS THAT YOU LIKE WHO LIKE YOU. >> DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN? 1348 01:09:59,329 --> 01:10:00,395 YOU LIKE WHO LIKE YOU. >> DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN? >> [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY. 1349 01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:01,629 >> DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN? >> [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY. END OF THAT CONVERSATION. 1350 01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:05,333 >> [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY. END OF THAT CONVERSATION. >> OH, COME ON. IT'S BORING. 1351 01:10:05,335 --> 01:10:06,634 END OF THAT CONVERSATION. >> OH, COME ON. IT'S BORING. >> IT'S VERY SWEET, AND IT 1352 01:10:06,636 --> 01:10:08,303 >> OH, COME ON. IT'S BORING. >> IT'S VERY SWEET, AND IT ACTUALLY STRANGELY MAKES SENSE, 1353 01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:09,704 >> IT'S VERY SWEET, AND IT ACTUALLY STRANGELY MAKES SENSE, BUT -- AND YOU'RE VERY SMART. 1354 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:10,638 ACTUALLY STRANGELY MAKES SENSE, BUT -- AND YOU'RE VERY SMART. YOU'RE NOT DUMB. 1355 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,940 BUT -- AND YOU'RE VERY SMART. YOU'RE NOT DUMB. YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT. 1356 01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:12,707 YOU'RE NOT DUMB. YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT. THERE'S NO ONE -- 1357 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,242 YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT. THERE'S NO ONE -- >> OKAY, OKAY. DON'T WORRY. 1358 01:10:14,244 --> 01:10:16,244 THERE'S NO ONE -- >> OKAY, OKAY. DON'T WORRY. I-I WON'T FREAK OUT. WHAT? 1359 01:10:16,246 --> 01:10:17,545 >> OKAY, OKAY. DON'T WORRY. I-I WON'T FREAK OUT. WHAT? >> WELL, YOU USE "BORING" WHEN 1360 01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:18,980 I-I WON'T FREAK OUT. WHAT? >> WELL, YOU USE "BORING" WHEN YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN TO USE 1361 01:10:18,982 --> 01:10:20,148 >> WELL, YOU USE "BORING" WHEN YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN TO USE THAT WORD. 1362 01:10:20,150 --> 01:10:21,482 YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN TO USE THAT WORD. >> REALLY? 1363 01:10:21,484 --> 01:10:22,984 THAT WORD. >> REALLY? >> YEAH, LIKE WHEN WE WERE GONNA 1364 01:10:22,986 --> 01:10:24,319 >> REALLY? >> YEAH, LIKE WHEN WE WERE GONNA HAVE THE CHEESE CONTEST, AND YOU 1365 01:10:24,321 --> 01:10:25,453 >> YEAH, LIKE WHEN WE WERE GONNA HAVE THE CHEESE CONTEST, AND YOU REALLY WANTED TO, AND THEN 1366 01:10:25,455 --> 01:10:26,621 HAVE THE CHEESE CONTEST, AND YOU REALLY WANTED TO, AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO, 1367 01:10:26,623 --> 01:10:27,689 REALLY WANTED TO, AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO, YOU SAID IT WAS BORING. 1368 01:10:27,691 --> 01:10:29,157 SUDDENLY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO, YOU SAID IT WAS BORING. AND THEN JUST NOW, WHEN I ASKED 1369 01:10:29,159 --> 01:10:30,291 YOU SAID IT WAS BORING. AND THEN JUST NOW, WHEN I ASKED YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION -- 1370 01:10:30,293 --> 01:10:31,590 AND THEN JUST NOW, WHEN I ASKED YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION -- >> OKAY, OKAY. 1371 01:10:31,610 --> 01:10:32,600 YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION -- >> OKAY, OKAY. SO WHAT SHOULD I SAY? 1372 01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:32,961 >> OKAY, OKAY. SO WHAT SHOULD I SAY? WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? 1373 01:10:32,963 --> 01:10:34,195 SO WHAT SHOULD I SAY? WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? >> WELL, HOPEFULLY, YOU WOULD 1374 01:10:34,197 --> 01:10:36,197 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? >> WELL, HOPEFULLY, YOU WOULD JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION. 1375 01:10:36,199 --> 01:10:38,266 >> WELL, HOPEFULLY, YOU WOULD JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION. BUT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ANSWER 1376 01:10:38,268 --> 01:10:40,340 JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION. BUT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ANSWER A QUESTION, YOU WOULD SAY 1377 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,370 BUT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ANSWER A QUESTION, YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO 1378 01:10:42,372 --> 01:10:44,372 A QUESTION, YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT." 1379 01:10:44,374 --> 01:10:45,707 SOMETHING LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT." >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT 1380 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:46,174 TALK ABOUT IT." >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 1381 01:10:46,176 --> 01:10:47,375 >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN? 1382 01:10:47,377 --> 01:10:48,710 IT. DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN? >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT 1383 01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:49,244 DO YOU BELIEVE IN HEAVEN? >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 1384 01:10:49,246 --> 01:10:50,278 >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. >> OH, COME ON. 1385 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,130 IT. >> OH, COME ON. DON'T BE A BABY. 1386 01:10:56,318 --> 01:10:59,187 [ SIGHS ] 1387 01:11:04,493 --> 01:11:12,660 >> LIVING RIGHT THERE FOREVER. WE'D BE ANCIENT, LIKE 120 YEARS OLD, AND I'D BE SITTING UNDER 1388 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:13,601 WE'D BE ANCIENT, LIKE 120 YEARS OLD, AND I'D BE SITTING UNDER THIS WILLOW TREE, WATCHING THE 1389 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:14,769 OLD, AND I'D BE SITTING UNDER THIS WILLOW TREE, WATCHING THE TOURIST BOATS GO BY. 1390 01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:15,536 THIS WILLOW TREE, WATCHING THE TOURIST BOATS GO BY. >> MM-HMM. 1391 01:11:15,538 --> 01:11:17,171 TOURIST BOATS GO BY. >> MM-HMM. >> AND YOU WOULD YELL OVER, 1392 01:11:17,173 --> 01:11:19,674 >> MM-HMM. >> AND YOU WOULD YELL OVER, "HONEY, COME HOME FOR LUNCH. 1393 01:11:19,676 --> 01:11:21,542 >> AND YOU WOULD YELL OVER, "HONEY, COME HOME FOR LUNCH. I MADE VICHYSSOISE." 1394 01:11:21,544 --> 01:11:26,547 "HONEY, COME HOME FOR LUNCH. I MADE VICHYSSOISE." >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1395 01:11:26,549 --> 01:11:30,251 I MADE VICHYSSOISE." >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> [ SNIFFS ] 1396 01:11:30,253 --> 01:11:32,754 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> [ SNIFFS ] THAT WOULD BE HEAVEN TO ME. 1397 01:11:32,756 --> 01:11:34,455 >> [ SNIFFS ] THAT WOULD BE HEAVEN TO ME. >> YOU KNOW THE SOUP, 1398 01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:36,324 THAT WOULD BE HEAVEN TO ME. >> YOU KNOW THE SOUP, VICHYSSOISE? 1399 01:11:36,326 --> 01:11:37,225 >> YOU KNOW THE SOUP, VICHYSSOISE? >> OF COURSE. 1400 01:11:37,227 --> 01:11:38,226 VICHYSSOISE? >> OF COURSE. >> SAY IT AGAIN. 1401 01:11:38,228 --> 01:11:39,560 >> OF COURSE. >> SAY IT AGAIN. >> VICHYSSOISE. 1402 01:11:39,562 --> 01:11:41,950 >> SAY IT AGAIN. >> VICHYSSOISE. >> YOUR FRENCH IS GETTING VERY 1403 01:11:41,970 --> 01:11:42,263 >> VICHYSSOISE. >> YOUR FRENCH IS GETTING VERY GOOD. 1404 01:11:42,265 --> 01:11:44,132 >> YOUR FRENCH IS GETTING VERY GOOD. >> MERCI. 1405 01:11:44,134 --> 01:11:45,300 GOOD. >> MERCI. >> I MAKE A VERY GOOD 1406 01:11:45,302 --> 01:11:47,468 >> MERCI. >> I MAKE A VERY GOOD VICHYSSOISE. 1407 01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:49,170 >> I MAKE A VERY GOOD VICHYSSOISE. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO HOT 1408 01:11:49,172 --> 01:11:51,390 VICHYSSOISE. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO HOT AND COLD. 1409 01:11:51,410 --> 01:11:53,541 >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO HOT AND COLD. I WON'T HURT YOU. 1410 01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,410 AND COLD. I WON'T HURT YOU. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO 1411 01:11:55,412 --> 01:11:57,578 I WON'T HURT YOU. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO IMPATIENT. 1412 01:11:57,580 --> 01:12:00,448 >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO IMPATIENT. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO SLOW. 1413 01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:03,618 IMPATIENT. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO SLOW. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO LOUD. 1414 01:12:03,620 --> 01:12:04,786 >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO SLOW. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO LOUD. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO 1415 01:12:04,788 --> 01:12:06,654 >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO LOUD. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO TRUCULENT. 1416 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,656 >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO TRUCULENT. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO 1417 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,692 TRUCULENT. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE SO SUPERIOR, USING WORDS YOU 1418 01:12:10,694 --> 01:12:12,560 >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE SO SUPERIOR, USING WORDS YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW. 1419 01:12:15,230 --> 01:12:20,101 YOU LOOK VICTORIOUS. THAT CONCERNS ME. >> WILL YOU SHUT UP AND KISS ME 1420 01:12:20,103 --> 01:12:23,104 THAT CONCERNS ME. >> WILL YOU SHUT UP AND KISS ME ALREADY? 1421 01:12:23,106 --> 01:12:27,608 >> WILL YOU SHUT UP AND KISS ME ALREADY? WAIT. FRENCH-KISS ME. 1422 01:12:27,610 --> 01:12:29,310 ALREADY? WAIT. FRENCH-KISS ME. [ CHUCKLES ] 1423 01:12:29,312 --> 01:12:32,460 WAIT. FRENCH-KISS ME. [ CHUCKLES ] >> YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT. 1424 01:12:42,157 --> 01:12:46,160 >> UM, DOGGY STYLE. >> HATE. >> REALLY? 1425 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:46,627 >> HATE. >> REALLY? >> MM. 1426 01:12:46,629 --> 01:12:48,663 >> REALLY? >> MM. >> MOST WOMEN LOVE DOGGY STYLE. 1427 01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:50,198 >> MM. >> MOST WOMEN LOVE DOGGY STYLE. >> YOU, DOGGY STYLE? 1428 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:50,765 >> MOST WOMEN LOVE DOGGY STYLE. >> YOU, DOGGY STYLE? >> HATE. 1429 01:12:50,767 --> 01:12:51,499 >> YOU, DOGGY STYLE? >> HATE. >> REALLY? 1430 01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:52,834 >> HATE. >> REALLY? MOST MEN LOVE DOGGY STYLE. 1431 01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:54,402 >> REALLY? MOST MEN LOVE DOGGY STYLE. >> YEAH, NO, NO. I HATE IT. 1432 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:55,770 MOST MEN LOVE DOGGY STYLE. >> YEAH, NO, NO. I HATE IT. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE -- 1433 01:12:55,772 --> 01:12:56,871 >> YEAH, NO, NO. I HATE IT. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE -- >> MY BREASTS? YEAH. 1434 01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:58,406 I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE -- >> MY BREASTS? YEAH. >> NO. YOUR FACE. 1435 01:12:58,408 --> 01:12:59,273 >> MY BREASTS? YEAH. >> NO. YOUR FACE. >> AH. 1436 01:12:59,275 --> 01:13:00,608 >> NO. YOUR FACE. >> AH. >> WELL, AND YOUR BREASTS, TOO. 1437 01:13:00,610 --> 01:13:04,779 >> AH. >> WELL, AND YOUR BREASTS, TOO. YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING. 1438 01:13:04,781 --> 01:13:07,648 >> WELL, AND YOUR BREASTS, TOO. YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING. >> A MAN FUCKING YOU. 1439 01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:08,649 YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING. >> A MAN FUCKING YOU. >> A MAN FUCKING ME? 1440 01:13:08,651 --> 01:13:09,817 >> A MAN FUCKING YOU. >> A MAN FUCKING ME? >> MM-HMM. 1441 01:13:09,819 --> 01:13:11,519 >> A MAN FUCKING ME? >> MM-HMM. >> OKAY, WE'RE PLAYING THE GAME 1442 01:13:11,521 --> 01:13:11,853 >> MM-HMM. >> OKAY, WE'RE PLAYING THE GAME NOW. 1443 01:13:11,855 --> 01:13:13,554 >> OKAY, WE'RE PLAYING THE GAME NOW. >> [ LAUGHS ] 1444 01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:15,556 NOW. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> UM...I'VE NEVER DONE IT. 1445 01:13:15,558 --> 01:13:16,891 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> UM...I'VE NEVER DONE IT. >> HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT 1446 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:17,425 >> UM...I'VE NEVER DONE IT. >> HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT? 1447 01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:18,793 >> HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT? >> NO, I MEAN, I'VE HAD 1448 01:13:18,795 --> 01:13:20,595 IT? >> NO, I MEAN, I'VE HAD OCCASIONAL, WEIRD SEX DREAMS 1449 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:22,697 >> NO, I MEAN, I'VE HAD OCCASIONAL, WEIRD SEX DREAMS ABOUT IT, AND, UM, I'VE DABBLED 1450 01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:24,565 OCCASIONAL, WEIRD SEX DREAMS ABOUT IT, AND, UM, I'VE DABBLED WITH GIRLS PRETENDING, BUT 1451 01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:25,466 ABOUT IT, AND, UM, I'VE DABBLED WITH GIRLS PRETENDING, BUT THAT'S IT. 1452 01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:26,434 WITH GIRLS PRETENDING, BUT THAT'S IT. >> PRETENDING WHAT? 1453 01:13:26,436 --> 01:13:27,635 THAT'S IT. >> PRETENDING WHAT? >> PRETENDING TO BE A MAN 1454 01:13:27,637 --> 01:13:29,137 >> PRETENDING WHAT? >> PRETENDING TO BE A MAN FUCKING ME, LIKE, YOU KNOW -- 1455 01:13:29,139 --> 01:13:30,138 >> PRETENDING TO BE A MAN FUCKING ME, LIKE, YOU KNOW -- >> REALLY? 1456 01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:30,838 FUCKING ME, LIKE, YOU KNOW -- >> REALLY? >> YEAH. 1457 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:32,707 >> REALLY? >> YEAH. LONG TIME AGO WITH MY -- WITH MY 1458 01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:34,876 >> YEAH. LONG TIME AGO WITH MY -- WITH MY LAST GIRLFRIEND. 1459 01:13:34,878 --> 01:13:41,416 LONG TIME AGO WITH MY -- WITH MY LAST GIRLFRIEND. SO YOU'RE NOT INTO BDSM NOW? 1460 01:13:41,418 --> 01:13:42,750 LAST GIRLFRIEND. SO YOU'RE NOT INTO BDSM NOW? >> NO. 1461 01:13:42,752 --> 01:13:44,452 SO YOU'RE NOT INTO BDSM NOW? >> NO. AND I WASN'T INTO IT THEN. 1462 01:13:44,454 --> 01:13:45,820 >> NO. AND I WASN'T INTO IT THEN. IT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, 1463 01:13:45,822 --> 01:13:47,522 AND I WASN'T INTO IT THEN. IT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, OCCASIONAL, NORMAL PLAYING 1464 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,523 IT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, OCCASIONAL, NORMAL PLAYING AROUND. 1465 01:13:48,525 --> 01:13:50,525 OCCASIONAL, NORMAL PLAYING AROUND. >> OH. 1466 01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:52,260 AROUND. >> OH. OH, GETTING FUCKED WITH A 1467 01:13:52,262 --> 01:13:54,195 >> OH. OH, GETTING FUCKED WITH A STRAP-ON IS OCCASIONAL, NORMAL 1468 01:13:54,197 --> 01:13:55,530 OH, GETTING FUCKED WITH A STRAP-ON IS OCCASIONAL, NORMAL PLAYING AROUND IN AMERICA? 1469 01:13:55,532 --> 01:13:57,198 STRAP-ON IS OCCASIONAL, NORMAL PLAYING AROUND IN AMERICA? >> NO. IT'S PROBABLY NOT NORMAL. 1470 01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,499 PLAYING AROUND IN AMERICA? >> NO. IT'S PROBABLY NOT NORMAL. BUT IT'S MORE NORMAL THAN IS 1471 01:13:58,501 --> 01:13:59,200 >> NO. IT'S PROBABLY NOT NORMAL. BUT IT'S MORE NORMAL THAN IS ADMITTED. 1472 01:13:59,202 --> 01:14:00,201 BUT IT'S MORE NORMAL THAN IS ADMITTED. I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 1473 01:14:00,203 --> 01:14:01,836 ADMITTED. I'LL TELL YOU THAT. >> SO, WHY HAVEN'T YOU TRIED IT 1474 01:14:01,838 --> 01:14:02,670 I'LL TELL YOU THAT. >> SO, WHY HAVEN'T YOU TRIED IT WITH A GUY? 1475 01:14:02,672 --> 01:14:04,472 >> SO, WHY HAVEN'T YOU TRIED IT WITH A GUY? >> 'CAUSE I'M NOT INTO MEN LIKE 1476 01:14:04,474 --> 01:14:04,872 WITH A GUY? >> 'CAUSE I'M NOT INTO MEN LIKE THAT. 1477 01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:06,574 >> 'CAUSE I'M NOT INTO MEN LIKE THAT. >> YOU KNOW, I MEAN, EVERYTHING 1478 01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:07,942 THAT. >> YOU KNOW, I MEAN, EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE ABOUT A WOMAN -- 1479 01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:11,646 >> YOU KNOW, I MEAN, EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE ABOUT A WOMAN -- YOUR HANDS AND FEET AND... 1480 01:14:11,648 --> 01:14:15,183 THAT I LOVE ABOUT A WOMAN -- YOUR HANDS AND FEET AND... THE SOFTNESS OF YOUR SKIN, 1481 01:14:15,185 --> 01:14:18,186 YOUR HANDS AND FEET AND... THE SOFTNESS OF YOUR SKIN, KISSING -- THAT ALL DISGUSTS ME 1482 01:14:18,188 --> 01:14:18,686 THE SOFTNESS OF YOUR SKIN, KISSING -- THAT ALL DISGUSTS ME TO MEN. 1483 01:14:18,688 --> 01:14:20,555 KISSING -- THAT ALL DISGUSTS ME TO MEN. I WOULD -- THE MEN THING, IT'S 1484 01:14:20,557 --> 01:14:21,789 TO MEN. I WOULD -- THE MEN THING, IT'S MORE -- IT WAS MORE 1485 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:22,757 I WOULD -- THE MEN THING, IT'S MORE -- IT WAS MORE PSYCHOLOGICAL. 1486 01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:24,225 MORE -- IT WAS MORE PSYCHOLOGICAL. IT'S MORE THE TABOO. 1487 01:14:24,227 --> 01:14:27,728 PSYCHOLOGICAL. IT'S MORE THE TABOO. IT'S BEING, YOU KNOW, DOMINATED, 1488 01:14:27,730 --> 01:14:31,265 IT'S MORE THE TABOO. IT'S BEING, YOU KNOW, DOMINATED, PUNISHED. 1489 01:14:31,267 --> 01:14:32,433 IT'S BEING, YOU KNOW, DOMINATED, PUNISHED. I MEAN, HAVING SAID THAT, YOU 1490 01:14:32,435 --> 01:14:33,634 PUNISHED. I MEAN, HAVING SAID THAT, YOU KNOW, AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE, 1491 01:14:33,636 --> 01:14:34,869 I MEAN, HAVING SAID THAT, YOU KNOW, AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE, I-I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TRIED IT 1492 01:14:34,871 --> 01:14:36,270 KNOW, AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE, I-I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TRIED IT ONCE IF I WEREN'T TERRIFIED OF 1493 01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:36,938 I-I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TRIED IT ONCE IF I WEREN'T TERRIFIED OF H.I.V. 1494 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:38,473 ONCE IF I WEREN'T TERRIFIED OF H.I.V. >> WELL, YOU HAVE SAFE SEX. 1495 01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:40,341 H.I.V. >> WELL, YOU HAVE SAFE SEX. >> NO. FORGET ABOUT IT. 1496 01:14:40,343 --> 01:14:41,576 >> WELL, YOU HAVE SAFE SEX. >> NO. FORGET ABOUT IT. I COULD WEAR THREE FUCKING 1497 01:14:41,578 --> 01:14:41,976 >> NO. FORGET ABOUT IT. I COULD WEAR THREE FUCKING RUBBERS. 1498 01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:42,810 I COULD WEAR THREE FUCKING RUBBERS. RUBBERS BREAK. 1499 01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:43,878 RUBBERS. RUBBERS BREAK. I-IT'S WAY TOO RISKY. 1500 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:45,346 RUBBERS BREAK. I-IT'S WAY TOO RISKY. IT'S JUST I WOULD NEVER -- I 1501 01:14:45,348 --> 01:14:46,314 I-IT'S WAY TOO RISKY. IT'S JUST I WOULD NEVER -- I WOULD NEVER DO IT. 1502 01:14:46,316 --> 01:14:47,648 IT'S JUST I WOULD NEVER -- I WOULD NEVER DO IT. >> YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE USING 1503 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:49,350 WOULD NEVER DO IT. >> YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE USING THAT AS AN EXCUSE? 1504 01:14:49,352 --> 01:14:50,551 >> YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE USING THAT AS AN EXCUSE? >> BECAUSE I'M AFRAID TO ADMIT 1505 01:14:50,553 --> 01:14:51,252 THAT AS AN EXCUSE? >> BECAUSE I'M AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I'M GAY? 1506 01:14:51,254 --> 01:14:52,920 >> BECAUSE I'M AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I'M GAY? >> MM. 1507 01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:54,455 THAT I'M GAY? >> MM. >> OKAY, I WOULD LOVE TO 1508 01:14:54,457 --> 01:14:57,792 >> MM. >> OKAY, I WOULD LOVE TO SKY-DIVE, BUT I'M SHIT-SCARED TO 1509 01:14:57,794 --> 01:15:00,328 >> OKAY, I WOULD LOVE TO SKY-DIVE, BUT I'M SHIT-SCARED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND HEIGHTS, 1510 01:15:00,330 --> 01:15:01,996 SKY-DIVE, BUT I'M SHIT-SCARED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND HEIGHTS, SO I'LL NEVER DO THAT. 1511 01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:04,398 JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND HEIGHTS, SO I'LL NEVER DO THAT. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME SOMEONE 1512 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,834 SO I'LL NEVER DO THAT. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME SOMEONE WHO'S AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I'M A 1513 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:08,369 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME SOMEONE WHO'S AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I'M A CLOSET SKYDIVER. 1514 01:15:08,371 --> 01:15:09,704 WHO'S AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I'M A CLOSET SKYDIVER. >> BUT YOU DON'T JERK OFF 1515 01:15:09,706 --> 01:15:12,573 CLOSET SKYDIVER. >> BUT YOU DON'T JERK OFF THINKING ABOUT SKYDIVING. 1516 01:15:12,575 --> 01:15:13,774 >> BUT YOU DON'T JERK OFF THINKING ABOUT SKYDIVING. >> [ SCOFFS ] I DON'T JERK OFF 1517 01:15:13,776 --> 01:15:14,876 THINKING ABOUT SKYDIVING. >> [ SCOFFS ] I DON'T JERK OFF THINKING ABOUT FUCKING GUYS 1518 01:15:14,878 --> 01:15:15,443 >> [ SCOFFS ] I DON'T JERK OFF THINKING ABOUT FUCKING GUYS EITHER. 1519 01:15:15,445 --> 01:15:16,644 THINKING ABOUT FUCKING GUYS EITHER. >> SO WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS 1520 01:15:16,646 --> 01:15:17,745 EITHER. >> SO WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS, YOU 1521 01:15:17,747 --> 01:15:20,915 >> SO WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS, YOU WEREN'T TURNED ON? 1522 01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:22,283 FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS, YOU WEREN'T TURNED ON? >> OKAY, YOU'RE GETTING 1523 01:15:22,285 --> 01:15:22,817 WEREN'T TURNED ON? >> OKAY, YOU'RE GETTING OFF-TRACK. 1524 01:15:22,819 --> 01:15:23,818 >> OKAY, YOU'RE GETTING OFF-TRACK. >> [ LAUGHS ] 1525 01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:25,520 OFF-TRACK. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> IN THIS GAME, YOU JUST ASK 1526 01:15:25,522 --> 01:15:27,288 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> IN THIS GAME, YOU JUST ASK QUESTIONS THAT CAN BE ANSWERED 1527 01:15:27,290 --> 01:15:29,957 >> IN THIS GAME, YOU JUST ASK QUESTIONS THAT CAN BE ANSWERED WITH "HATE," "LOVE," OR "LIKE." 1528 01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:33,828 QUESTIONS THAT CAN BE ANSWERED WITH "HATE," "LOVE," OR "LIKE." >> WELL, I LIKE THIS NEW GAME 1529 01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:34,428 WITH "HATE," "LOVE," OR "LIKE." >> WELL, I LIKE THIS NEW GAME BETTER. 1530 01:15:34,430 --> 01:15:35,290 >> WELL, I LIKE THIS NEW GAME BETTER. >> OKAY, GOOD. 1531 01:15:35,310 --> 01:15:36,464 BETTER. >> OKAY, GOOD. WELL, YOU CAN PLAY IT LATER 1532 01:15:36,466 --> 01:15:37,265 >> OKAY, GOOD. WELL, YOU CAN PLAY IT LATER AFTER I LEAVE. 1533 01:15:37,267 --> 01:15:37,899 WELL, YOU CAN PLAY IT LATER AFTER I LEAVE. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1534 01:15:37,901 --> 01:15:39,901 AFTER I LEAVE. >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> SO, UM, HOW ABOUT ANY, UM, 1535 01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:42,770 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> SO, UM, HOW ABOUT ANY, UM, BDSM FOR YOU? 1536 01:15:42,772 --> 01:15:44,472 >> SO, UM, HOW ABOUT ANY, UM, BDSM FOR YOU? >> HATE. 1537 01:15:44,474 --> 01:15:45,740 BDSM FOR YOU? >> HATE. >> REALLY? 1538 01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:46,841 >> HATE. >> REALLY? >> YEAH. 1539 01:15:46,843 --> 01:15:48,376 >> REALLY? >> YEAH. MAYBE I'M TRADITIONAL, BUT I 1540 01:15:48,378 --> 01:15:51,546 >> YEAH. MAYBE I'M TRADITIONAL, BUT I THINK IT'S WEIRD. 1541 01:15:51,548 --> 01:15:53,915 MAYBE I'M TRADITIONAL, BUT I THINK IT'S WEIRD. >> SO DO YOU THINK I'M WEIRD FOR 1542 01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:56,500 THINK IT'S WEIRD. >> SO DO YOU THINK I'M WEIRD FOR HAVING EXPERIMENTED WITH IT? 1543 01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:57,852 >> SO DO YOU THINK I'M WEIRD FOR HAVING EXPERIMENTED WITH IT? >> NO, YOU'VE TRIED IT IN YOUR 1544 01:15:57,854 --> 01:15:59,687 HAVING EXPERIMENTED WITH IT? >> NO, YOU'VE TRIED IT IN YOUR PAST, YOU SAID, AND -- AND NOW 1545 01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:01,389 >> NO, YOU'VE TRIED IT IN YOUR PAST, YOU SAID, AND -- AND NOW YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN IT 1546 01:16:01,391 --> 01:16:02,757 PAST, YOU SAID, AND -- AND NOW YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN IT ANYMORE, SO THAT'S FINE. 1547 01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:03,925 YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN IT ANYMORE, SO THAT'S FINE. >> YEAH, BUT DO YOU THINK -- 1548 01:16:03,927 --> 01:16:07,428 ANYMORE, SO THAT'S FINE. >> YEAH, BUT DO YOU THINK -- >> I JUST THINK THAT MEN SHOULD 1549 01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:08,896 >> YEAH, BUT DO YOU THINK -- >> I JUST THINK THAT MEN SHOULD BE REAL MEN. 1550 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:10,898 >> I JUST THINK THAT MEN SHOULD BE REAL MEN. >> REALLY? 1551 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:14,602 BE REAL MEN. >> REALLY? SO DO "REAL MEN" ONLY HAVE 1552 01:16:14,604 --> 01:16:15,770 >> REALLY? SO DO "REAL MEN" ONLY HAVE VANILLA SEX? 1553 01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:17,772 SO DO "REAL MEN" ONLY HAVE VANILLA SEX? >> NO, NO. 1554 01:16:17,774 --> 01:16:20,441 VANILLA SEX? >> NO, NO. >> CAN REAL MEN FANTASIZE ABOUT 1555 01:16:20,443 --> 01:16:22,743 >> NO, NO. >> CAN REAL MEN FANTASIZE ABOUT LESS-THAN-TRADITIONAL SEXUAL 1556 01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:24,780 >> CAN REAL MEN FANTASIZE ABOUT LESS-THAN-TRADITIONAL SEXUAL BEHAVIORS? 1557 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:27,810 LESS-THAN-TRADITIONAL SEXUAL BEHAVIORS? >> YES, AS LONG AS THEY DON'T 1558 01:16:27,830 --> 01:16:30,618 BEHAVIORS? >> YES, AS LONG AS THEY DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 1559 01:16:30,620 --> 01:16:31,619 >> YES, AS LONG AS THEY DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. >> [ SCOFFS ] 1560 01:16:31,621 --> 01:16:33,588 FANTASIZE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. >> [ SCOFFS ] OKAY, SO HOW MANY TIMES CAN A 1561 01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:34,855 >> [ SCOFFS ] OKAY, SO HOW MANY TIMES CAN A MAN FANTASIZE ABOUT 1562 01:16:34,857 --> 01:16:36,891 OKAY, SO HOW MANY TIMES CAN A MAN FANTASIZE ABOUT NONTRADITIONAL SEXUAL BEHAVIORS 1563 01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:38,826 MAN FANTASIZE ABOUT NONTRADITIONAL SEXUAL BEHAVIORS UNTIL THEY'RE NOT A REAL MAN? 1564 01:16:38,828 --> 01:16:41,996 NONTRADITIONAL SEXUAL BEHAVIORS UNTIL THEY'RE NOT A REAL MAN? LIKE 5 TIMES OR 12 TIMES OR -- 1565 01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:43,564 UNTIL THEY'RE NOT A REAL MAN? LIKE 5 TIMES OR 12 TIMES OR -- >> I CAN'T TRUST A GUY WHO 1566 01:16:43,566 --> 01:16:45,990 LIKE 5 TIMES OR 12 TIMES OR -- >> I CAN'T TRUST A GUY WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT THINGS I CAN'T 1567 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:45,833 >> I CAN'T TRUST A GUY WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT THINGS I CAN'T GIVE HIM. 1568 01:16:45,835 --> 01:16:47,668 FANTASIZES ABOUT THINGS I CAN'T GIVE HIM. THEY'RE FANTASIZING ABOUT WOMEN, 1569 01:16:47,670 --> 01:16:48,636 GIVE HIM. THEY'RE FANTASIZING ABOUT WOMEN, OKAY, I GET IT. 1570 01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:50,338 THEY'RE FANTASIZING ABOUT WOMEN, OKAY, I GET IT. BUT IF A GUY FANTASIZES ABOUT 1571 01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:51,672 OKAY, I GET IT. BUT IF A GUY FANTASIZES ABOUT HAVING A DICK IN HIS ASS, FAKE 1572 01:16:51,674 --> 01:16:55,676 BUT IF A GUY FANTASIZES ABOUT HAVING A DICK IN HIS ASS, FAKE OR NOT, I'M GONNA THINK HE'S 1573 01:16:55,678 --> 01:16:58,679 HAVING A DICK IN HIS ASS, FAKE OR NOT, I'M GONNA THINK HE'S GONNA WANT TO DO IT, EVENTUALLY. 1574 01:16:58,681 --> 01:17:01,150 OR NOT, I'M GONNA THINK HE'S GONNA WANT TO DO IT, EVENTUALLY. YOU KNOW, IT... 1575 01:17:01,170 --> 01:17:02,883 GONNA WANT TO DO IT, EVENTUALLY. YOU KNOW, IT... IT FEELS LIKE HE'S LYING TO 1576 01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:04,585 YOU KNOW, IT... IT FEELS LIKE HE'S LYING TO HIMSELF. 1577 01:17:04,587 --> 01:17:05,920 IT FEELS LIKE HE'S LYING TO HIMSELF. SO IT'S FINE FOR WHOEVER. 1578 01:17:05,922 --> 01:17:08,923 HIMSELF. SO IT'S FINE FOR WHOEVER. NOT MY BOYFRIEND. 1579 01:17:08,925 --> 01:17:11,926 SO IT'S FINE FOR WHOEVER. NOT MY BOYFRIEND. LOOK, I... 1580 01:17:11,928 --> 01:17:14,629 NOT MY BOYFRIEND. LOOK, I... I JUST -- I JUST THINK THAT 1581 01:17:14,631 --> 01:17:18,966 LOOK, I... I JUST -- I JUST THINK THAT MIXING PSYCHOLOGY AND SEX IS 1582 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,835 I JUST -- I JUST THINK THAT MIXING PSYCHOLOGY AND SEX IS PERVERSE. 1583 01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:23,838 MIXING PSYCHOLOGY AND SEX IS PERVERSE. YOU KNOW, SORT THIS THING OUT 1584 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,600 PERVERSE. YOU KNOW, SORT THIS THING OUT WITH YOUR SHRINK... 1585 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:26,700 YOU KNOW, SORT THIS THING OUT WITH YOUR SHRINK... >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1586 01:17:26,900 --> 01:17:30,378 WITH YOUR SHRINK... >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> ...NOT IN THE BEDROOM. 1587 01:17:30,380 --> 01:17:31,412 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> ...NOT IN THE BEDROOM. >> OKAY, LISTEN. 1588 01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:32,747 >> ...NOT IN THE BEDROOM. >> OKAY, LISTEN. I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU 1589 01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:34,382 >> OKAY, LISTEN. I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING FOR REAL THOUGH. 1590 01:17:34,384 --> 01:17:35,160 I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING FOR REAL THOUGH. >> MNH-MNH. 1591 01:17:35,180 --> 01:17:36,417 SOMETHING FOR REAL THOUGH. >> MNH-MNH. >> ALL JOKING ASIDE. 1592 01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:38,586 >> MNH-MNH. >> ALL JOKING ASIDE. >> NO. NO MORE TALKING NOW. 1593 01:17:38,588 --> 01:17:39,420 >> ALL JOKING ASIDE. >> NO. NO MORE TALKING NOW. >> NO, COME ON. 1594 01:17:39,422 --> 01:17:40,755 >> NO. NO MORE TALKING NOW. >> NO, COME ON. IT'S IMPORTANT. IT'S IMPORTANT. 1595 01:17:40,757 --> 01:17:42,757 >> NO, COME ON. IT'S IMPORTANT. IT'S IMPORTANT. JUST ONE LAST THING. 1596 01:17:42,759 --> 01:17:44,458 IT'S IMPORTANT. IT'S IMPORTANT. JUST ONE LAST THING. >> HMM? 1597 01:17:44,460 --> 01:17:47,962 JUST ONE LAST THING. >> HMM? >> DO YOU NOT LIKE GOING DOWN ON 1598 01:17:47,964 --> 01:17:49,497 >> HMM? >> DO YOU NOT LIKE GOING DOWN ON A MAN? 1599 01:17:49,499 --> 01:17:53,501 >> DO YOU NOT LIKE GOING DOWN ON A MAN? >> IF I LIKE THE GUY, SURE I DO. 1600 01:17:53,503 --> 01:17:55,503 A MAN? >> IF I LIKE THE GUY, SURE I DO. >> DO YOU LIKE ME? 1601 01:17:55,505 --> 01:17:56,504 >> IF I LIKE THE GUY, SURE I DO. >> DO YOU LIKE ME? >> I LIKE YOU. 1602 01:17:56,506 --> 01:17:58,706 >> DO YOU LIKE ME? >> I LIKE YOU. >> BECAUSE I-I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE 1603 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:00,941 >> I LIKE YOU. >> BECAUSE I-I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TURNED ON WHEN WE HAVE SEX, LIKE 1604 01:18:00,943 --> 01:18:02,810 >> BECAUSE I-I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TURNED ON WHEN WE HAVE SEX, LIKE YOU ENJOY OUR SEX. 1605 01:18:02,812 --> 01:18:03,978 TURNED ON WHEN WE HAVE SEX, LIKE YOU ENJOY OUR SEX. >> MM-HMM. 1606 01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:05,680 YOU ENJOY OUR SEX. >> MM-HMM. >> YEAH. OKAY. 1607 01:18:05,682 --> 01:18:07,848 >> MM-HMM. >> YEAH. OKAY. >> BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED 1608 01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:11,185 >> YEAH. OKAY. >> BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED MY DICK ONCE. 1609 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:12,887 >> BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED MY DICK ONCE. >> YES, I HAVE. 1610 01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:14,889 MY DICK ONCE. >> YES, I HAVE. >> NO, YOU HAVEN'T. 1611 01:18:14,891 --> 01:18:16,424 >> YES, I HAVE. >> NO, YOU HAVEN'T. I MEAN, FORGET GOING DOWN ON ME. 1612 01:18:16,426 --> 01:18:18,920 >> NO, YOU HAVEN'T. I MEAN, FORGET GOING DOWN ON ME. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN -- YOU HAVEN'T 1613 01:18:18,940 --> 01:18:19,960 I MEAN, FORGET GOING DOWN ON ME. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN -- YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED IT. 1614 01:18:19,962 --> 01:18:21,495 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN -- YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED IT. AND SO IT JUST MADE ME WONDER, 1615 01:18:21,497 --> 01:18:23,798 EVEN TOUCHED IT. AND SO IT JUST MADE ME WONDER, LIKE, DO YOU NOT LIKE DOING THAT 1616 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,733 AND SO IT JUST MADE ME WONDER, LIKE, DO YOU NOT LIKE DOING THAT ON ANY MAN, OR IS IT JUST 1617 01:18:25,735 --> 01:18:27,768 LIKE, DO YOU NOT LIKE DOING THAT ON ANY MAN, OR IS IT JUST SPECIFICALLY ME OR THAT YOU 1618 01:18:27,770 --> 01:18:29,770 ON ANY MAN, OR IS IT JUST SPECIFICALLY ME OR THAT YOU DON'T... 1619 01:18:29,772 --> 01:18:30,871 SPECIFICALLY ME OR THAT YOU DON'T... MY BODY DISGUSTS YOU? 1620 01:18:30,873 --> 01:18:32,540 DON'T... MY BODY DISGUSTS YOU? IT SORT OF MAKES ME FEEL LIKE -- 1621 01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:34,800 MY BODY DISGUSTS YOU? IT SORT OF MAKES ME FEEL LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU NOT LIKE MY 1622 01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:38,179 IT SORT OF MAKES ME FEEL LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU NOT LIKE MY BODY OR... 1623 01:18:38,181 --> 01:18:39,880 I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU NOT LIKE MY BODY OR... >> LET ME -- LET ME PUT IT THIS 1624 01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:40,781 BODY OR... >> LET ME -- LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. 1625 01:18:40,783 --> 01:18:44,850 >> LET ME -- LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. IF YOU WERE 10 POUNDS THINNER, 1626 01:18:44,870 --> 01:18:47,655 WAY. IF YOU WERE 10 POUNDS THINNER, I WOULD HAVE BLOWN YOU BY NOW. 1627 01:18:57,232 --> 01:19:03,804 MICHAEL... MICHAEL, MICHAEL... 1628 01:19:10,110 --> 01:19:12,747 MICHAEL... 1629 01:19:17,886 --> 01:19:20,454 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1630 01:19:24,993 --> 01:19:36,700 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] MICHAEL... I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 1631 01:19:53,855 --> 01:20:00,895 >> THAT WAS THE MEANEST THING THAT ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME. >> I'M SORRY. 1632 01:20:00,897 --> 01:20:04,598 THAT ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME. >> I'M SORRY. IT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT. 1633 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:05,933 >> I'M SORRY. IT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT. >> HOW IS IT SUPPOSED TO COME 1634 01:20:05,935 --> 01:20:10,271 IT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT. >> HOW IS IT SUPPOSED TO COME OUT? 1635 01:20:10,273 --> 01:20:13,674 >> HOW IS IT SUPPOSED TO COME OUT? >> I READ YOUR BOOK. 1636 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:28,856 I, UH... I WENT AND GOT IT AND READ IT. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1637 01:20:28,858 --> 01:20:30,191 I WENT AND GOT IT AND READ IT. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE SO GOOD AT REVEALING 1638 01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:31,580 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE SO GOOD AT REVEALING YOURSELF. 1639 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:34,610 YOU'RE SO GOOD AT REVEALING YOURSELF. MOST OF US ARE NOT LIKE THAT. 1640 01:20:34,630 --> 01:20:39,660 YOURSELF. MOST OF US ARE NOT LIKE THAT. WE HAVE SECRETS, THINGS WE'RE 1641 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:45,606 MOST OF US ARE NOT LIKE THAT. WE HAVE SECRETS, THINGS WE'RE ASHAMED OF, SCARED TO -- SCARED 1642 01:20:45,608 --> 01:20:49,109 WE HAVE SECRETS, THINGS WE'RE ASHAMED OF, SCARED TO -- SCARED TO ADMIT TO OURSELVES, LET ALONE 1643 01:20:49,111 --> 01:20:51,645 ASHAMED OF, SCARED TO -- SCARED TO ADMIT TO OURSELVES, LET ALONE SOMEONE ELSE. 1644 01:20:51,647 --> 01:20:54,648 TO ADMIT TO OURSELVES, LET ALONE SOMEONE ELSE. YOU HAVE NO FEAR. 1645 01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:56,851 SOMEONE ELSE. YOU HAVE NO FEAR. YOU ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE, AND -- I 1646 01:20:56,853 --> 01:20:58,953 YOU HAVE NO FEAR. YOU ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE, AND -- I DON'T KNOW -- YOU EVEN REJOICE 1647 01:20:58,955 --> 01:20:59,820 YOU ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE, AND -- I DON'T KNOW -- YOU EVEN REJOICE IN IT. 1648 01:20:59,822 --> 01:21:01,989 DON'T KNOW -- YOU EVEN REJOICE IN IT. >> I HAVE MANY FLAWS. 1649 01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:03,724 IN IT. >> I HAVE MANY FLAWS. >> LET ME FINISH. 1650 01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:15,102 THAT SCARES MOST PEOPLE ABOUT YOU. >> I TOLD YOU THAT I WILL NEVER 1651 01:21:15,104 --> 01:21:16,103 YOU. >> I TOLD YOU THAT I WILL NEVER HURT YOU. 1652 01:21:16,105 --> 01:21:17,972 >> I TOLD YOU THAT I WILL NEVER HURT YOU. >> YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 1653 01:21:17,974 --> 01:21:20,975 HURT YOU. >> YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. YOU MIGHT. 1654 01:21:20,977 --> 01:21:22,843 >> YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. YOU MIGHT. BUT WHAT I -- WHAT I LOVED ABOUT 1655 01:21:22,845 --> 01:21:25,346 YOU MIGHT. BUT WHAT I -- WHAT I LOVED ABOUT YOUR BOOK IS THAT EVEN THOUGH 1656 01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:27,214 BUT WHAT I -- WHAT I LOVED ABOUT YOUR BOOK IS THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE LEAVES YOU IN THE END AND -- 1657 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:32,860 YOUR BOOK IS THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE LEAVES YOU IN THE END AND -- AND YOU'RE HEARTBROKEN... 1658 01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:34,210 SHE LEAVES YOU IN THE END AND -- AND YOU'RE HEARTBROKEN... YOU'RE HERE. 1659 01:21:34,230 --> 01:21:37,570 AND YOU'RE HEARTBROKEN... YOU'RE HERE. AND THAT'S VERY BRAVE. 1660 01:21:37,590 --> 01:21:41,929 YOU'RE HERE. AND THAT'S VERY BRAVE. AND I WANT TO BE THAT BRAVE. 1661 01:21:41,931 --> 01:21:44,980 AND THAT'S VERY BRAVE. AND I WANT TO BE THAT BRAVE. I'VE NEVER LET MYSELF LOVE 1662 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:48,636 AND I WANT TO BE THAT BRAVE. I'VE NEVER LET MYSELF LOVE ANYONE BEFORE. 1663 01:21:48,638 --> 01:21:51,305 I'VE NEVER LET MYSELF LOVE ANYONE BEFORE. NEVER. 1664 01:21:51,307 --> 01:21:53,173 ANYONE BEFORE. NEVER. >> NEVER? 1665 01:21:53,175 --> 01:21:55,576 NEVER. >> NEVER? NEVER IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? 1666 01:22:00,649 --> 01:22:05,190 >> BUT I-I-I WANT TO TRY WITH YOU. 1667 01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:24,438 [ CHUCKLES ] >> [ SIGHS ] >> CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 1668 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,373 >> [ SIGHS ] >> CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? IF I WAS TO GIVE YOU THE BEST 1669 01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:28,375 >> CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? IF I WAS TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOWJOB YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR 1670 01:22:28,377 --> 01:22:32,746 IF I WAS TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOWJOB YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU 1671 01:22:32,748 --> 01:22:34,248 BLOWJOB YOU'VE EVER HAD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU THINK I WAS DOING IT TO MAKE YOU 1672 01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:36,784 ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU THINK I WAS DOING IT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER OR BECAUSE I REALLY 1673 01:22:36,786 --> 01:22:38,786 THINK I WAS DOING IT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER OR BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO? 1674 01:22:38,788 --> 01:22:41,155 FEEL BETTER OR BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO? AND EITHER WAY, WOULD YOU CARE? 1675 01:22:46,728 --> 01:22:54,802 >> [ INHALES SHARPLY ] HONESTLY, AT THIS POINT... EITHER WAY, I WOULDN'T CARE. 1676 01:23:00,175 --> 01:23:06,800 >> BUT JUST FOR THE RECORD, I REALLY WANT TO. 1677 01:24:09,344 --> 01:24:16,500 >> EVERYTHING COOL? >> YEAH. >> IS IT STILL OKAY THAT I COME 1678 01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:16,950 >> YEAH. >> IS IT STILL OKAY THAT I COME IN WITH YOU? 1679 01:24:16,952 --> 01:24:18,218 >> IS IT STILL OKAY THAT I COME IN WITH YOU? >> YOU HAVE TO COME. 1680 01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:20,120 IN WITH YOU? >> YOU HAVE TO COME. SHE REQUESTED AN AUDIENCE WITH 1681 01:24:20,122 --> 01:24:20,487 >> YOU HAVE TO COME. SHE REQUESTED AN AUDIENCE WITH YOU. 1682 01:24:20,489 --> 01:24:21,388 SHE REQUESTED AN AUDIENCE WITH YOU. >> SHE DID? 1683 01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:22,222 YOU. >> SHE DID? >> MM-HMM. 1684 01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:25,926 >> SHE DID? >> MM-HMM. COME ON. 1685 01:24:25,928 --> 01:24:28,796 >> MM-HMM. COME ON. [ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 1686 01:24:28,798 --> 01:24:30,798 COME ON. [ SPEAKS FRENCH ] ANAIS, MICHAEL. 1687 01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:31,799 [ SPEAKS FRENCH ] ANAIS, MICHAEL. >> BONJOUR. 1688 01:24:31,801 --> 01:24:32,433 ANAIS, MICHAEL. >> BONJOUR. I'M SORRY. 1689 01:24:32,435 --> 01:24:34,301 >> BONJOUR. I'M SORRY. THAT'S THE ONLY FRENCH I KNOW. 1690 01:24:34,303 --> 01:24:35,302 I'M SORRY. THAT'S THE ONLY FRENCH I KNOW. >> THAT'S OKAY. 1691 01:24:35,304 --> 01:24:38,500 THAT'S THE ONLY FRENCH I KNOW. >> THAT'S OKAY. I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH. 1692 01:24:38,700 --> 01:24:39,239 >> THAT'S OKAY. I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1693 01:24:39,241 --> 01:24:41,800 I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] ANAIS -- THAT'S A -- THAT'S A 1694 01:24:41,100 --> 01:24:42,209 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] ANAIS -- THAT'S A -- THAT'S A REALLY PRETTY NAME. 1695 01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:43,510 ANAIS -- THAT'S A -- THAT'S A REALLY PRETTY NAME. IS IT AFTER ANAIS NIN? 1696 01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:45,450 REALLY PRETTY NAME. IS IT AFTER ANAIS NIN? >> SHE'S MY FAVORITE WRITER. 1697 01:24:45,470 --> 01:24:45,913 IS IT AFTER ANAIS NIN? >> SHE'S MY FAVORITE WRITER. >> REALLY? 1698 01:24:45,915 --> 01:24:47,915 >> SHE'S MY FAVORITE WRITER. >> REALLY? >> YEAH. 1699 01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:50,840 >> REALLY? >> YEAH. >> WOW. THAT'S A COOL TOP HAT. 1700 01:24:50,860 --> 01:24:51,251 >> YEAH. >> WOW. THAT'S A COOL TOP HAT. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 1701 01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:52,586 >> WOW. THAT'S A COOL TOP HAT. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? >> SHE GAVE IT TO ME. 1702 01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:53,954 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? >> SHE GAVE IT TO ME. >> SHE DID? 1703 01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:55,389 >> SHE GAVE IT TO ME. >> SHE DID? >> AND I'M WAITING ON A TUXEDO 1704 01:24:55,391 --> 01:24:56,957 >> SHE DID? >> AND I'M WAITING ON A TUXEDO TO GO WITH IT SO I CAN HAVE A 1705 01:24:56,959 --> 01:24:57,591 >> AND I'M WAITING ON A TUXEDO TO GO WITH IT SO I CAN HAVE A PROPER DANCE. 1706 01:24:57,593 --> 01:24:59,126 TO GO WITH IT SO I CAN HAVE A PROPER DANCE. >> REALLY? 1707 01:24:59,128 --> 01:25:01,361 PROPER DANCE. >> REALLY? HAVE YOU, UH, GOT IN TOUCH WITH 1708 01:25:01,363 --> 01:25:02,129 >> REALLY? HAVE YOU, UH, GOT IN TOUCH WITH SANTA? 1709 01:25:02,131 --> 01:25:03,130 HAVE YOU, UH, GOT IN TOUCH WITH SANTA? >> COOL. 1710 01:25:03,132 --> 01:25:04,565 SANTA? >> COOL. >> 'CAUSE HE'S, LIKE, MAKING 1711 01:25:04,567 --> 01:25:05,933 >> COOL. >> 'CAUSE HE'S, LIKE, MAKING SOME ROUNDS TOMORROW. 1712 01:25:05,935 --> 01:25:07,367 >> 'CAUSE HE'S, LIKE, MAKING SOME ROUNDS TOMORROW. MAYBE HE COULD BRING ONE BY. 1713 01:25:07,369 --> 01:25:08,902 SOME ROUNDS TOMORROW. MAYBE HE COULD BRING ONE BY. >> [ LAUGHS ] 1714 01:25:08,904 --> 01:25:09,903 MAYBE HE COULD BRING ONE BY. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> NO! 1715 01:25:09,905 --> 01:25:11,472 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> NO! >> YOU WANT TO KILL ME BEFORE I 1716 01:25:11,474 --> 01:25:12,339 >> NO! >> YOU WANT TO KILL ME BEFORE I GET MY DANCE? 1717 01:25:12,341 --> 01:25:14,508 >> YOU WANT TO KILL ME BEFORE I GET MY DANCE? >> IT'S VERY BAD LUCK TO PUT A 1718 01:25:14,510 --> 01:25:15,843 GET MY DANCE? >> IT'S VERY BAD LUCK TO PUT A HAT ON A BED. 1719 01:25:15,845 --> 01:25:16,944 >> IT'S VERY BAD LUCK TO PUT A HAT ON A BED. >> IN FRANCE? 1720 01:25:16,946 --> 01:25:18,112 HAT ON A BED. >> IN FRANCE? >> MM-HMM. 1721 01:25:18,114 --> 01:25:19,279 >> IN FRANCE? >> MM-HMM. >> OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY. 1722 01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:20,581 >> MM-HMM. >> OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY. WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT 1723 01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:21,315 >> OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY. WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN AMERICA. 1724 01:25:21,317 --> 01:25:22,516 WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN AMERICA. YOU CAN PUT HATS ANYWHERE. 1725 01:25:22,518 --> 01:25:23,584 IN AMERICA. YOU CAN PUT HATS ANYWHERE. OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY. 1726 01:25:23,586 --> 01:25:24,318 YOU CAN PUT HATS ANYWHERE. OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY. FORGIVE ME. 1727 01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:26,530 OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY. FORGIVE ME. >> IT'S OKAY. 1728 01:25:33,862 --> 01:25:37,965 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> THAT'S ENOUGH OF YOUR SECRET GIRL TALK, PLEASE. 1729 01:25:37,967 --> 01:25:38,999 >> THAT'S ENOUGH OF YOUR SECRET GIRL TALK, PLEASE. SPEAK IN AMERICAN. 1730 01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:39,500 GIRL TALK, PLEASE. SPEAK IN AMERICAN. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1731 01:25:39,502 --> 01:25:41,368 SPEAK IN AMERICAN. >> [ CHUCKLES ] TALK -- TRèS BIEN, TRèS BIEN. 1732 01:25:41,370 --> 01:25:43,700 >> [ CHUCKLES ] TALK -- TRèS BIEN, TRèS BIEN. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1733 01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:44,371 TALK -- TRèS BIEN, TRèS BIEN. >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> I KNOW FRENCH. 1734 01:25:44,373 --> 01:25:46,273 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> I KNOW FRENCH. I KNOW FRENCH. TRèS BIEN. 1735 01:25:46,275 --> 01:25:48,609 >> I KNOW FRENCH. I KNOW FRENCH. TRèS BIEN. >> MONSIEUR FRANçAIS. 1736 01:25:48,611 --> 01:25:50,344 I KNOW FRENCH. TRèS BIEN. >> MONSIEUR FRANçAIS. [ LAUGHS ] 1737 01:26:15,970 --> 01:26:23,100 >> IT'S UNSPEAKABLY HEARTBREAKING SOMETIMES, THIS LIFE. 1738 01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:25,379 HEARTBREAKING SOMETIMES, THIS LIFE. >> BUT UNSPEAKABLY MAGNIFICENT 1739 01:26:25,381 --> 01:26:26,680 LIFE. >> BUT UNSPEAKABLY MAGNIFICENT SOMETIMES, TOO. 1740 01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:28,549 >> BUT UNSPEAKABLY MAGNIFICENT SOMETIMES, TOO. >> I'LL CALL YOU LATER? 1741 01:26:28,551 --> 01:26:30,830 SOMETIMES, TOO. >> I'LL CALL YOU LATER? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1742 01:26:30,850 --> 01:26:31,351 >> I'LL CALL YOU LATER? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> WELL, I JUST ASSUMED YOU'D 1743 01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:32,219 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> WELL, I JUST ASSUMED YOU'D WANT SOME SPACE. 1744 01:26:32,221 --> 01:26:33,554 >> WELL, I JUST ASSUMED YOU'D WANT SOME SPACE. >> I DON'T WANT SPACE. 1745 01:26:33,556 --> 01:26:36,557 WANT SOME SPACE. >> I DON'T WANT SPACE. I WANT TO GO FAST NOW. 1746 01:26:36,559 --> 01:26:38,910 >> I DON'T WANT SPACE. I WANT TO GO FAST NOW. I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME 1747 01:26:38,930 --> 01:26:41,962 I WANT TO GO FAST NOW. I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME ANYMORE. 1748 01:26:41,964 --> 01:26:43,297 I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME ANYMORE. HMM? 1749 01:26:43,299 --> 01:26:46,166 ANYMORE. HMM? >> DOES IT WANT TO DANCE? 1750 01:26:46,168 --> 01:26:48,368 HMM? >> DOES IT WANT TO DANCE? >> [ LAUGHS ] 1751 01:26:58,446 --> 01:27:01,315 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 1752 01:27:04,719 --> 01:27:07,321 >> THIS TOWN'S INCREDIBLE. 1753 01:27:13,940 --> 01:27:18,298 >> WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? >> THAT BECAUSE THE LAST THING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH THAT I 1754 01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:19,666 >> THAT BECAUSE THE LAST THING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH THAT I WANT TO DO IS TWEET OR UPDATE MY 1755 01:27:19,668 --> 01:27:21,201 ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH THAT I WANT TO DO IS TWEET OR UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS, THAT THE SOUL 1756 01:27:21,203 --> 01:27:22,536 WANT TO DO IS TWEET OR UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS, THAT THE SOUL OF YOUTH WILL VOMIT ME INTO THE 1757 01:27:22,538 --> 01:27:23,971 FACEBOOK STATUS, THAT THE SOUL OF YOUTH WILL VOMIT ME INTO THE CESSPOOL OF THE OLD AND THE 1758 01:27:23,973 --> 01:27:25,305 OF YOUTH WILL VOMIT ME INTO THE CESSPOOL OF THE OLD AND THE WORTHLESS. 1759 01:27:25,307 --> 01:27:26,640 CESSPOOL OF THE OLD AND THE WORTHLESS. >> COME ON. SERIOUSLY. 1760 01:27:26,642 --> 01:27:32,120 WORTHLESS. >> COME ON. SERIOUSLY. >> SERIOUSLY? 1761 01:27:32,140 --> 01:27:33,680 >> COME ON. SERIOUSLY. >> SERIOUSLY? YOU WANT ME TO BE HONEST? 1762 01:27:33,682 --> 01:27:35,215 >> SERIOUSLY? YOU WANT ME TO BE HONEST? >> MM-HMM. 1763 01:27:35,217 --> 01:27:35,682 YOU WANT ME TO BE HONEST? >> MM-HMM. >> [ SIGHS ] 1764 01:27:35,684 --> 01:27:37,170 >> MM-HMM. >> [ SIGHS ] I'M AFRAID THAT BECAUSE IT'S 1765 01:27:37,190 --> 01:27:38,218 >> [ SIGHS ] I'M AFRAID THAT BECAUSE IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN IN 1766 01:27:38,220 --> 01:27:39,753 I'M AFRAID THAT BECAUSE IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN IN LOVE THAT I'LL BE SO EXCITED, I 1767 01:27:39,755 --> 01:27:41,421 BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN IN LOVE THAT I'LL BE SO EXCITED, I WON'T SEE THAT I'VE FALLEN IN 1768 01:27:41,423 --> 01:27:43,230 LOVE THAT I'LL BE SO EXCITED, I WON'T SEE THAT I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO MIGHT 1769 01:27:43,250 --> 01:27:45,250 WON'T SEE THAT I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO MIGHT BETRAY ME. 1770 01:27:45,270 --> 01:27:46,393 LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO MIGHT BETRAY ME. >> BETRAY YOU HOW? 1771 01:27:46,395 --> 01:27:48,595 BETRAY ME. >> BETRAY YOU HOW? >> FUCK AROUND ON ME, CHEAT ON 1772 01:27:48,597 --> 01:27:49,463 >> BETRAY YOU HOW? >> FUCK AROUND ON ME, CHEAT ON ME. 1773 01:27:49,465 --> 01:27:51,999 >> FUCK AROUND ON ME, CHEAT ON ME. I COULDN'T HANDLE THAT. 1774 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:53,667 ME. I COULDN'T HANDLE THAT. >> FREUD SAID OUR FEARS ARE OUR 1775 01:27:53,669 --> 01:27:54,334 I COULDN'T HANDLE THAT. >> FREUD SAID OUR FEARS ARE OUR WISHES. 1776 01:27:54,336 --> 01:27:56,336 >> FREUD SAID OUR FEARS ARE OUR WISHES. SO MAYBE YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO 1777 01:27:56,338 --> 01:27:58,380 WISHES. SO MAYBE YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO WILL BE THE BETRAYER. 1778 01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:00,400 SO MAYBE YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO WILL BE THE BETRAYER. >> NO. I DON'T LIE. 1779 01:28:00,420 --> 01:28:05,450 WILL BE THE BETRAYER. >> NO. I DON'T LIE. I TOLD YOU THAT. 1780 01:28:05,470 --> 01:28:07,470 >> NO. I DON'T LIE. I TOLD YOU THAT. >> ANYTHING ELSE? 1781 01:28:07,490 --> 01:28:11,718 I TOLD YOU THAT. >> ANYTHING ELSE? >> NOT AT THE TOP OF MY HEAD. 1782 01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:13,720 >> ANYTHING ELSE? >> NOT AT THE TOP OF MY HEAD. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? 1783 01:28:13,722 --> 01:28:15,220 >> NOT AT THE TOP OF MY HEAD. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? >> YOU'LL SEE. 1784 01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:16,390 WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? >> YOU'LL SEE. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1785 01:28:34,342 --> 01:28:36,209 [ BIRDS SQUAWKING ] 1786 01:28:44,385 --> 01:28:50,290 >> BONJOUR. [ MOZART'S "EINE KLEIN NACHTMUSIK" PLAYS ] 1787 01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:27,294 >> ARE YOU STAYING THE NIGHT? 1788 01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:40,340 >> UH, WE'D LOVE TO. THANK YOU. >> OKAY. 1789 01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:57,290 >> IS SHE OKAY? >> YEAH. JUST TUCKED HER IN. 1790 01:30:01,863 --> 01:30:04,970 MM. 1791 01:30:06,801 --> 01:30:17,377 >> HOW LONG HAS YOUR MOM BEEN LIKE THAT? >> SINCE I WAS 13. 1792 01:30:17,379 --> 01:30:18,712 LIKE THAT? >> SINCE I WAS 13. THAT'S WHEN MY DAD GAVE HER THE 1793 01:30:18,714 --> 01:30:20,714 >> SINCE I WAS 13. THAT'S WHEN MY DAD GAVE HER THE WORST BEATING. 1794 01:30:20,716 --> 01:30:26,253 THAT'S WHEN MY DAD GAVE HER THE WORST BEATING. SHE'S BEEN LIKE THAT EVER SINCE. 1795 01:30:26,255 --> 01:30:28,755 WORST BEATING. SHE'S BEEN LIKE THAT EVER SINCE. >> DID HE EVER HIT YOU? 1796 01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,757 SHE'S BEEN LIKE THAT EVER SINCE. >> DID HE EVER HIT YOU? >> NO. 1797 01:30:30,759 --> 01:30:34,294 >> DID HE EVER HIT YOU? >> NO. HE ADORED ME. 1798 01:30:34,296 --> 01:30:35,796 >> NO. HE ADORED ME. ONE DAY, YOU'RE DADDY'S LITTLE 1799 01:30:35,798 --> 01:30:38,165 HE ADORED ME. ONE DAY, YOU'RE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL, AND... 1800 01:30:38,167 --> 01:30:39,533 ONE DAY, YOU'RE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL, AND... AND THE NEXT DAY, YOU NEVER HEAR 1801 01:30:39,535 --> 01:30:40,801 GIRL, AND... AND THE NEXT DAY, YOU NEVER HEAR FROM THE GUY FOR THE REST OF 1802 01:30:40,803 --> 01:30:44,671 AND THE NEXT DAY, YOU NEVER HEAR FROM THE GUY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 1803 01:30:44,673 --> 01:30:46,740 FROM THE GUY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. SHE SPENT SIX MONTHS IN A 1804 01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:47,741 YOUR LIFE. SHE SPENT SIX MONTHS IN A HOSPITAL. 1805 01:30:47,743 --> 01:30:51,445 SHE SPENT SIX MONTHS IN A HOSPITAL. >> I STAYED WITH MY AUNT. 1806 01:30:51,447 --> 01:30:52,779 HOSPITAL. >> I STAYED WITH MY AUNT. AND I TRIED TO LIVE WITH HER 1807 01:30:52,781 --> 01:30:55,949 >> I STAYED WITH MY AUNT. AND I TRIED TO LIVE WITH HER WHEN SHE CAME OUT, BUT, UM... 1808 01:30:55,951 --> 01:30:59,953 AND I TRIED TO LIVE WITH HER WHEN SHE CAME OUT, BUT, UM... SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS... 1809 01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:01,488 WHEN SHE CAME OUT, BUT, UM... SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS... SO SHE WAS SCARED TO HAVE ME IN 1810 01:31:01,490 --> 01:31:06,359 SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS... SO SHE WAS SCARED TO HAVE ME IN THE HOUSE WITH HER. 1811 01:31:06,361 --> 01:31:07,894 SO SHE WAS SCARED TO HAVE ME IN THE HOUSE WITH HER. >> HAS SHE EVER KNOWN WHO YOU 1812 01:31:07,896 --> 01:31:09,463 THE HOUSE WITH HER. >> HAS SHE EVER KNOWN WHO YOU ARE SINCE THAT HAPPENED? 1813 01:31:09,465 --> 01:31:10,330 >> HAS SHE EVER KNOWN WHO YOU ARE SINCE THAT HAPPENED? >> NO. 1814 01:31:10,332 --> 01:31:12,833 ARE SINCE THAT HAPPENED? >> NO. IF SHE DOES, SHE DOESN'T ADMIT 1815 01:31:12,835 --> 01:31:17,370 >> NO. IF SHE DOES, SHE DOESN'T ADMIT IT TO HERSELF. 1816 01:31:17,372 --> 01:31:18,872 IF SHE DOES, SHE DOESN'T ADMIT IT TO HERSELF. I THINK IT WOULD BRING HER WHOLE 1817 01:31:18,874 --> 01:31:22,275 IT TO HERSELF. I THINK IT WOULD BRING HER WHOLE LIFE BACK, YOU KNOW? 1818 01:31:25,246 --> 01:31:32,919 IT'S LIKE I'M HERE EVERY WEEK, AND EVERY WEEK, IT'S THE SAME DANCE. 1819 01:31:32,921 --> 01:31:34,921 AND EVERY WEEK, IT'S THE SAME DANCE. "WHERE DO I KNOW YOU FROM?" 1820 01:31:34,923 --> 01:31:36,790 DANCE. "WHERE DO I KNOW YOU FROM?" >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1821 01:31:39,660 --> 01:31:47,300 I'M SO SORRY. >> IT'S OKAY. YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVE HER IN A 1822 01:31:47,302 --> 01:31:47,734 >> IT'S OKAY. YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVE HER IN A WAY. 1823 01:31:47,736 --> 01:31:49,736 YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVE HER IN A WAY. MOST PEOPLE -- YOU KNOW, MANY 1824 01:31:49,738 --> 01:31:52,606 WAY. MOST PEOPLE -- YOU KNOW, MANY PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THEIR MOTHERS. 1825 01:31:52,608 --> 01:31:57,611 MOST PEOPLE -- YOU KNOW, MANY PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THEIR MOTHERS. I'M GRATEFUL. [ CHUCKLES ] 1826 01:31:57,613 --> 01:31:59,412 PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THEIR MOTHERS. I'M GRATEFUL. [ CHUCKLES ] >> YOU THINK PEOPLE FIND EACH 1827 01:31:59,414 --> 01:32:01,314 I'M GRATEFUL. [ CHUCKLES ] >> YOU THINK PEOPLE FIND EACH OTHER, LIKE WATER SEEKS ITS OWN 1828 01:32:01,316 --> 01:32:01,748 >> YOU THINK PEOPLE FIND EACH OTHER, LIKE WATER SEEKS ITS OWN LEVEL? 1829 01:32:01,750 --> 01:32:03,483 OTHER, LIKE WATER SEEKS ITS OWN LEVEL? YOU GOT A SAYING IN FRENCH? 1830 01:32:03,485 --> 01:32:05,652 LEVEL? YOU GOT A SAYING IN FRENCH? >> NO. 1831 01:32:05,654 --> 01:32:07,420 YOU GOT A SAYING IN FRENCH? >> NO. >> DO YOU THINK THAT BROKEN 1832 01:32:07,422 --> 01:32:09,256 >> NO. >> DO YOU THINK THAT BROKEN PEOPLE FIND OTHER PEOPLE WHO 1833 01:32:09,258 --> 01:32:10,957 >> DO YOU THINK THAT BROKEN PEOPLE FIND OTHER PEOPLE WHO THEY THINK ARE GONNA HELP GIVE 1834 01:32:10,959 --> 01:32:12,859 PEOPLE FIND OTHER PEOPLE WHO THEY THINK ARE GONNA HELP GIVE THEM WHAT THEY DON'T HAVE, AND 1835 01:32:12,861 --> 01:32:14,794 THEY THINK ARE GONNA HELP GIVE THEM WHAT THEY DON'T HAVE, AND THEY IN TURN CAN GIVE THE OTHER 1836 01:32:14,796 --> 01:32:16,563 THEM WHAT THEY DON'T HAVE, AND THEY IN TURN CAN GIVE THE OTHER PERSON WHAT THEY THINK THEY 1837 01:32:16,565 --> 01:32:19,266 THEY IN TURN CAN GIVE THE OTHER PERSON WHAT THEY THINK THEY NEED, KIND OF HELP MEND EACH 1838 01:32:19,268 --> 01:32:22,936 PERSON WHAT THEY THINK THEY NEED, KIND OF HELP MEND EACH OTHER, OR, IN A BAD CASE, 1839 01:32:22,938 --> 01:32:24,938 NEED, KIND OF HELP MEND EACH OTHER, OR, IN A BAD CASE, MISGUIDEDLY PUNISH THE OTHER 1840 01:32:24,940 --> 01:32:26,306 OTHER, OR, IN A BAD CASE, MISGUIDEDLY PUNISH THE OTHER PERSON? 1841 01:32:26,308 --> 01:32:28,410 MISGUIDEDLY PUNISH THE OTHER PERSON? >> ARE YOU BROKEN? 1842 01:32:28,430 --> 01:32:30,544 PERSON? >> ARE YOU BROKEN? DO YOU THINK I'M BROKEN? 1843 01:32:30,546 --> 01:32:32,913 >> ARE YOU BROKEN? DO YOU THINK I'M BROKEN? >> I THINK EVERYONE'S BROKEN. 1844 01:32:38,753 --> 01:32:47,327 >> I THINK YOU FIND WHAT YOU FIND, YOU KNOW, AND YOU DO WHAT YOU DO, AND THEY DO WHAT THEY 1845 01:32:47,329 --> 01:32:50,497 FIND, YOU KNOW, AND YOU DO WHAT YOU DO, AND THEY DO WHAT THEY DO. 1846 01:32:50,499 --> 01:32:52,599 YOU DO, AND THEY DO WHAT THEY DO. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE, YOU 1847 01:32:52,601 --> 01:32:54,701 DO. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, REALLY CHANGE THAT MUCH -- 1848 01:32:54,703 --> 01:32:56,870 I DON'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, REALLY CHANGE THAT MUCH -- REALLY CHANGE OVER THE COURSE OF 1849 01:32:56,872 --> 01:33:00,407 KNOW, REALLY CHANGE THAT MUCH -- REALLY CHANGE OVER THE COURSE OF THEIR LIFETIME. 1850 01:33:00,409 --> 01:33:01,575 REALLY CHANGE OVER THE COURSE OF THEIR LIFETIME. >> SO YOU JUST THINK IT'S ALL 1851 01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:02,742 THEIR LIFETIME. >> SO YOU JUST THINK IT'S ALL RANDOM HERE ON EARTH, PEOPLE 1852 01:33:02,744 --> 01:33:06,790 >> SO YOU JUST THINK IT'S ALL RANDOM HERE ON EARTH, PEOPLE MEETING EACH OTHER? 1853 01:33:06,810 --> 01:33:08,140 RANDOM HERE ON EARTH, PEOPLE MEETING EACH OTHER? WHY WOULDN'T GOD HAVE A HAND IN 1854 01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:09,150 MEETING EACH OTHER? WHY WOULDN'T GOD HAVE A HAND IN THAT EQUATION? 1855 01:33:09,170 --> 01:33:11,840 WHY WOULDN'T GOD HAVE A HAND IN THAT EQUATION? >> I IMAGINE HE HAS BETTER 1856 01:33:11,860 --> 01:33:13,520 THAT EQUATION? >> I IMAGINE HE HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN MATCH-MAKE. 1857 01:33:13,522 --> 01:33:15,522 >> I IMAGINE HE HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN MATCH-MAKE. [ CHUCKLES ] 1858 01:33:15,524 --> 01:33:17,390 THINGS TO DO THAN MATCH-MAKE. [ CHUCKLES ] >> LIKE WHAT? 1859 01:33:17,392 --> 01:33:20,393 [ CHUCKLES ] >> LIKE WHAT? >> I DON'T KNOW. 1860 01:33:20,395 --> 01:33:21,995 >> LIKE WHAT? >> I DON'T KNOW. I'LL HAVE MY MOTHER ASK HIM AND 1861 01:33:21,997 --> 01:33:23,290 >> I DON'T KNOW. I'LL HAVE MY MOTHER ASK HIM AND GET BACK TO YOU. 1862 01:33:23,310 --> 01:33:25,310 I'LL HAVE MY MOTHER ASK HIM AND GET BACK TO YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] 1863 01:33:25,330 --> 01:33:28,768 GET BACK TO YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] >> [ SIGHS ] 1864 01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:39,813 >> I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU. >> YOU DO? >> YEAH. 1865 01:33:39,815 --> 01:33:41,381 >> YOU DO? >> YEAH. IT'S NOT YOUR PROPER CHRISTMAS 1866 01:33:41,383 --> 01:33:41,815 >> YEAH. IT'S NOT YOUR PROPER CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 1867 01:33:41,817 --> 01:33:43,160 IT'S NOT YOUR PROPER CHRISTMAS PRESENT. YOU'LL GET THAT TOMORROW. 1868 01:33:43,180 --> 01:33:47,554 PRESENT. YOU'LL GET THAT TOMORROW. >> OKAY. 1869 01:33:47,556 --> 01:33:50,890 YOU'LL GET THAT TOMORROW. >> OKAY. >> HOLD OUT YOUR HAND. 1870 01:33:50,892 --> 01:33:51,891 >> OKAY. >> HOLD OUT YOUR HAND. >> WHAT? 1871 01:33:51,893 --> 01:33:53,426 >> HOLD OUT YOUR HAND. >> WHAT? >> DON'T WORRY. 1872 01:33:53,428 --> 01:33:56,960 >> WHAT? >> DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GONNA PROPOSE... 1873 01:33:56,980 --> 03:07:53,943 >> DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GONNA PROPOSE... YET. 1874 01:33:56,965 --> 01:34:01,668 I'M NOT GONNA PROPOSE... YET. >> [ LAUGHS ] 1875 01:34:01,670 --> 01:34:03,300 YET. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> IT'S OUR ONE-WEEK 1876 01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:04,704 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> IT'S OUR ONE-WEEK ANNIVERSARY. 1877 01:34:04,706 --> 01:34:07,400 >> IT'S OUR ONE-WEEK ANNIVERSARY. WHICH, ROMANTICALLY ENOUGH, 1878 01:34:07,420 --> 01:34:08,842 ANNIVERSARY. WHICH, ROMANTICALLY ENOUGH, HAPPENS TO FALL ON 1879 01:34:08,844 --> 01:34:11,110 WHICH, ROMANTICALLY ENOUGH, HAPPENS TO FALL ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 1880 01:34:11,130 --> 01:34:12,879 HAPPENS TO FALL ON CHRISTMAS EVE. OH, COME ON. 1881 01:34:12,881 --> 01:34:15,749 CHRISTMAS EVE. OH, COME ON. OKAY, GOOD. 1882 01:34:15,751 --> 01:34:19,619 OH, COME ON. OKAY, GOOD. I REALIZE IT'S, UM... 1883 01:34:19,621 --> 01:34:20,954 OKAY, GOOD. I REALIZE IT'S, UM... IT'S KIND OF AN UGLY RING. 1884 01:34:20,956 --> 01:34:21,955 I REALIZE IT'S, UM... IT'S KIND OF AN UGLY RING. >> [ LAUGHS ] 1885 01:34:21,957 --> 01:34:23,156 IT'S KIND OF AN UGLY RING. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS ] 1886 01:34:23,158 --> 01:34:25,580 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS ] BUT IT'S VERY SPECIAL. 1887 01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:26,760 >> [ LAUGHS ] BUT IT'S VERY SPECIAL. >> NO, I LOVE IT. 1888 01:34:26,762 --> 01:34:27,761 BUT IT'S VERY SPECIAL. >> NO, I LOVE IT. >> YOU LIKE IT? 1889 01:34:27,763 --> 01:34:31,931 >> NO, I LOVE IT. >> YOU LIKE IT? >> MM-HMM. 1890 01:34:31,933 --> 01:34:33,466 >> YOU LIKE IT? >> MM-HMM. YOU SAID YOU'D BE IN LOVE WITH 1891 01:34:33,468 --> 01:34:36,200 >> MM-HMM. YOU SAID YOU'D BE IN LOVE WITH ME BY CHRISTMAS. 1892 01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:38,104 YOU SAID YOU'D BE IN LOVE WITH ME BY CHRISTMAS. WAS IT TRUE? 1893 01:34:38,106 --> 01:34:42,976 ME BY CHRISTMAS. WAS IT TRUE? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1894 01:34:42,978 --> 01:34:48,515 WAS IT TRUE? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I THINK YOU ARE. 1895 01:34:48,517 --> 01:34:51,510 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I THINK YOU ARE. >> I THINK I JUST MIGHT BE, TOO. 1896 01:34:55,220 --> 01:34:58,992 >> WAIT. >> WHAT? >> WHERE DID YOU GET THE RING? 1897 01:34:58,994 --> 01:35:00,160 >> WHAT? >> WHERE DID YOU GET THE RING? IT'S NOT FROM THE -- FROM THE 1898 01:35:00,162 --> 01:35:00,994 >> WHERE DID YOU GET THE RING? IT'S NOT FROM THE -- FROM THE GYPSY LADY, IS IT? 1899 01:35:00,996 --> 01:35:02,462 IT'S NOT FROM THE -- FROM THE GYPSY LADY, IS IT? >> YEAH, SHE TOLD ME I WAS GONNA 1900 01:35:02,464 --> 01:35:03,697 GYPSY LADY, IS IT? >> YEAH, SHE TOLD ME I WAS GONNA MEET A GIRL TO GIVE IT TO, AND I 1901 01:35:03,699 --> 01:35:04,300 >> YEAH, SHE TOLD ME I WAS GONNA MEET A GIRL TO GIVE IT TO, AND I DID. 1902 01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:04,764 MEET A GIRL TO GIVE IT TO, AND I DID. IT'S GRACED. 1903 01:35:04,766 --> 01:35:05,732 DID. IT'S GRACED. >> NO, IT'S CURSED. 1904 01:35:05,734 --> 01:35:07,000 IT'S GRACED. >> NO, IT'S CURSED. SHE CURSED YOU, SO THE RING IS 1905 01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:07,600 >> NO, IT'S CURSED. SHE CURSED YOU, SO THE RING IS CURSED. 1906 01:35:07,602 --> 01:35:08,635 SHE CURSED YOU, SO THE RING IS CURSED. >> [ LAUGHS ] COME ON! 1907 01:35:08,637 --> 01:35:09,836 CURSED. >> [ LAUGHS ] COME ON! THE RING'S NOT CURSED. 1908 01:35:09,838 --> 01:35:11,571 >> [ LAUGHS ] COME ON! THE RING'S NOT CURSED. AND IF CURSES EXIST, THAT MEANS 1909 01:35:11,573 --> 01:35:13,600 THE RING'S NOT CURSED. AND IF CURSES EXIST, THAT MEANS GOD DOES, TOO, AND GOD BEATS 1910 01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:14,740 AND IF CURSES EXIST, THAT MEANS GOD DOES, TOO, AND GOD BEATS CURSES EVERY TIME. 1911 01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:19,779 GOD DOES, TOO, AND GOD BEATS CURSES EVERY TIME. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1912 01:35:19,781 --> 01:35:20,947 CURSES EVERY TIME. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> WAIT. 1913 01:35:20,949 --> 01:35:21,648 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> WAIT. >> WHAT?! 1914 01:35:21,650 --> 01:35:22,982 >> WAIT. >> WHAT?! >> [ LAUGHS ] 1915 01:35:22,984 --> 01:35:24,684 >> WHAT?! >> [ LAUGHS ] >> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW IF 1916 01:35:24,686 --> 01:35:28,555 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW IF I'M -- IF I LOVE YOU, TOO? 1917 01:35:28,557 --> 01:35:30,900 >> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW IF I'M -- IF I LOVE YOU, TOO? >> FUCK. I HATE THIS. 1918 01:35:30,920 --> 01:35:30,990 I'M -- IF I LOVE YOU, TOO? >> FUCK. I HATE THIS. >> WHAT? 1919 01:35:30,992 --> 01:35:33,193 >> FUCK. I HATE THIS. >> WHAT? >> I CAN'T -- I CAN'T SEE YOU. 1920 01:35:33,195 --> 01:35:34,894 >> WHAT? >> I CAN'T -- I CAN'T SEE YOU. SO FUCKING ANNOYING. 1921 01:35:34,896 --> 01:35:36,830 >> I CAN'T -- I CAN'T SEE YOU. SO FUCKING ANNOYING. >> USUALLY YOU SEE ME WHEN I'M 1922 01:35:36,832 --> 01:35:37,630 SO FUCKING ANNOYING. >> USUALLY YOU SEE ME WHEN I'M THAT FAR. 1923 01:35:37,632 --> 01:35:39,990 >> USUALLY YOU SEE ME WHEN I'M THAT FAR. >> I KNOW, BUT IT'S NIGHT. 1924 01:35:39,101 --> 01:35:40,700 THAT FAR. >> I KNOW, BUT IT'S NIGHT. AT NIGHT, IT GETS WORSE. 1925 01:35:40,702 --> 01:35:43,870 >> I KNOW, BUT IT'S NIGHT. AT NIGHT, IT GETS WORSE. IT GETS WORSE AT NIGHT. 1926 01:35:43,872 --> 01:35:47,400 AT NIGHT, IT GETS WORSE. IT GETS WORSE AT NIGHT. >> CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1927 01:35:47,420 --> 01:35:49,909 IT GETS WORSE AT NIGHT. >> CLOSE YOUR EYES. CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1928 01:35:53,681 --> 01:36:01,888 DID YOU WANT TO KNOW? >> I ALREADY KNOW. >> MM-HMM. 1929 01:36:01,890 --> 01:36:04,758 >> I ALREADY KNOW. >> MM-HMM. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1930 01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:06,259 >> MM-HMM. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I think you're in love with 1931 01:36:06,261 --> 01:36:08,795 WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> I think you're in love with me. 1932 01:36:08,797 --> 01:36:10,497 >> I think you're in love with me. >> REALLY? 1933 01:36:10,499 --> 01:36:12,980 me. >> REALLY? >> But I don't want to have my 1934 01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:13,933 >> REALLY? >> But I don't want to have my eyes closed when you say it for 1935 01:36:13,935 --> 01:36:14,934 >> But I don't want to have my eyes closed when you say it for the first time. 1936 01:36:14,936 --> 01:36:17,637 eyes closed when you say it for the first time. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1937 01:36:17,639 --> 01:36:21,975 the first time. >> [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY. OPEN THEM. 1938 01:36:21,977 --> 01:36:25,678 >> [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY. OPEN THEM. IT'S A NO. 1939 01:36:25,680 --> 01:36:27,547 OKAY. OPEN THEM. IT'S A NO. >> THAT'S REALLY MEAN. 1940 01:36:27,549 --> 01:36:29,215 IT'S A NO. >> THAT'S REALLY MEAN. >> [ LAUGHS ] 1941 01:36:29,217 --> 01:36:30,490 >> THAT'S REALLY MEAN. >> [ LAUGHS ] IT'S NOT -- 1942 01:36:30,510 --> 01:36:30,750 >> [ LAUGHS ] IT'S NOT -- >> WOW! 1943 01:36:30,752 --> 01:36:32,619 IT'S NOT -- >> WOW! >> [ LAUGHS ] 1944 01:36:35,156 --> 01:36:38,224 JE T'AIME. 1945 01:36:42,730 --> 01:36:52,672 JE T'AIME A LOT. CAN I SAY THAT? JE T'AIME A LOT? 1946 01:36:52,674 --> 01:36:54,541 CAN I SAY THAT? JE T'AIME A LOT? >> I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT ONE. 1947 01:36:54,543 --> 01:36:56,543 JE T'AIME A LOT? >> I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT ONE. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1948 01:36:56,545 --> 01:36:58,440 >> I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT ONE. >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> You can say it any way you 1949 01:36:58,460 --> 01:37:00,747 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> You can say it any way you want, just as long as you say 1950 01:37:00,749 --> 01:37:04,117 >> You can say it any way you want, just as long as you say it. 1951 01:37:38,719 --> 01:37:44,958 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> COME VISIT ANYTIME. >> AU REVOIR. 1952 01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:46,159 >> COME VISIT ANYTIME. >> AU REVOIR. >> AU REVOIR. 1953 01:37:59,206 --> 01:38:05,912 [ DOOR CLOSES ] >> HE REMINDS ME OF FRANCOIS. >> WHO? 1954 01:38:05,914 --> 01:38:08,248 >> HE REMINDS ME OF FRANCOIS. >> WHO? >> YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND. 1955 01:38:08,250 --> 01:38:10,490 >> WHO? >> YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND. YOU WERE ONLY 7 YEARS OLD. 1956 01:38:10,510 --> 01:38:11,951 >> YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND. YOU WERE ONLY 7 YEARS OLD. YOU BROUGHT A BOY HOME AFTER 1957 01:38:11,953 --> 01:38:14,200 YOU WERE ONLY 7 YEARS OLD. YOU BROUGHT A BOY HOME AFTER SCHOOL ONE DAY AND DECLARED THAT 1958 01:38:14,220 --> 01:38:15,889 YOU BROUGHT A BOY HOME AFTER SCHOOL ONE DAY AND DECLARED THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MARRY HIM 1959 01:38:15,891 --> 01:38:19,759 SCHOOL ONE DAY AND DECLARED THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MARRY HIM BECAUSE HE WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND. 1960 01:38:19,761 --> 01:38:22,950 YOU WERE GOING TO MARRY HIM BECAUSE HE WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND. >> I-I DON'T REMEMBER THAT, MOM. 1961 01:38:22,970 --> 01:38:26,633 BECAUSE HE WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND. >> I-I DON'T REMEMBER THAT, MOM. >> I DO, AS CLEAR AS DAY. 1962 01:38:26,635 --> 01:38:27,967 >> I-I DON'T REMEMBER THAT, MOM. >> I DO, AS CLEAR AS DAY. MICHAEL IS LIKE FRANCOIS ALL 1963 01:38:27,969 --> 01:38:29,969 >> I DO, AS CLEAR AS DAY. MICHAEL IS LIKE FRANCOIS ALL GROWN UP. 1964 01:38:29,971 --> 01:38:32,305 MICHAEL IS LIKE FRANCOIS ALL GROWN UP. THEY HAVE THE SAME KIND EYES, 1965 01:38:32,307 --> 01:38:34,173 GROWN UP. THEY HAVE THE SAME KIND EYES, AND I CAN STILL SEE THE LITTLE 1966 01:38:34,175 --> 01:38:35,740 THEY HAVE THE SAME KIND EYES, AND I CAN STILL SEE THE LITTLE BOY IN HIM. 1967 01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:36,109 AND I CAN STILL SEE THE LITTLE BOY IN HIM. >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1968 01:38:36,111 --> 01:38:37,644 BOY IN HIM. >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT 1969 01:38:37,646 --> 01:38:39,312 >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. 1970 01:38:51,992 --> 01:38:58,731 >> DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I WAS YOUR ONLY BOYFRIEND? >> WELL, NOT COUNTING FRANCOIS, 1971 01:38:58,733 --> 01:39:00,660 ONLY BOYFRIEND? >> WELL, NOT COUNTING FRANCOIS, OF COURSE. 1972 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:01,935 >> WELL, NOT COUNTING FRANCOIS, OF COURSE. >> OH, FRANCOIS. 1973 01:39:01,937 --> 01:39:03,169 OF COURSE. >> OH, FRANCOIS. AND THERE WAS WHO ELSE? 1974 01:39:03,171 --> 01:39:04,704 >> OH, FRANCOIS. AND THERE WAS WHO ELSE? PROBABLY BILLY AND FUCKING 1975 01:39:04,706 --> 01:39:05,438 AND THERE WAS WHO ELSE? PROBABLY BILLY AND FUCKING FREDERIC AND -- 1976 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:08,700 PROBABLY BILLY AND FUCKING FREDERIC AND -- >> NO, JUST FRANCOIS. 1977 01:39:46,113 --> 01:39:51,851 [ BRAKE GRINDS ] [ ENGINE TURNS OFF ] >> THANKS A LOT FOR BRING ME TO 1978 01:39:51,853 --> 01:39:54,200 [ ENGINE TURNS OFF ] >> THANKS A LOT FOR BRING ME TO MEET YOUR MOM. 1979 01:39:54,220 --> 01:39:56,189 >> THANKS A LOT FOR BRING ME TO MEET YOUR MOM. THAT REALLY MEANT A LOT TO ME. 1980 01:39:56,191 --> 01:39:58,191 MEET YOUR MOM. THAT REALLY MEANT A LOT TO ME. >> THANKS FOR COMING. 1981 01:39:58,193 --> 01:39:59,926 THAT REALLY MEANT A LOT TO ME. >> THANKS FOR COMING. SO, WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA GO TO 1982 01:39:59,928 --> 01:40:01,461 >> THANKS FOR COMING. SO, WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA GO TO YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE NOW FOR 1983 01:40:01,463 --> 01:40:02,261 SO, WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA GO TO YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE NOW FOR CHRISTMAS? 1984 01:40:02,263 --> 01:40:05,131 YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE NOW FOR CHRISTMAS? >> YEAH. 1985 01:40:05,133 --> 01:40:08,468 CHRISTMAS? >> YEAH. THEY'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET YOU. 1986 01:40:08,470 --> 01:40:12,171 >> YEAH. THEY'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET YOU. AND I'D LOVE IT IF YOU CAME. 1987 01:40:12,173 --> 01:40:14,507 THEY'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET YOU. AND I'D LOVE IT IF YOU CAME. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO? 1988 01:40:14,509 --> 01:40:16,175 AND I'D LOVE IT IF YOU CAME. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO? >> I'M SORRY. 1989 01:40:16,177 --> 01:40:18,444 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO? >> I'M SORRY. YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT? 1990 01:40:18,446 --> 01:40:23,449 >> I'M SORRY. YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT? >> YEAH, OF COURSE. 1991 01:40:23,451 --> 01:40:24,984 YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT? >> YEAH, OF COURSE. >> BUT, UH, I'D LIKE TO MEET YOU 1992 01:40:24,986 --> 01:40:29,989 >> YEAH, OF COURSE. >> BUT, UH, I'D LIKE TO MEET YOU AFTERWARDS IF YOU WANT. 1993 01:40:29,991 --> 01:40:33,192 >> BUT, UH, I'D LIKE TO MEET YOU AFTERWARDS IF YOU WANT. >> I'D REALLY LIKE THAT. 1994 01:40:47,908 --> 01:40:52,445 >> Thank you. [ LOCK TURNS ] 1995 01:41:16,303 --> 01:41:24,177 >> [ SIGHS ] [ Ringing ] >> Hello. 1996 01:41:24,179 --> 01:41:25,878 [ Ringing ] >> Hello. >> HEY, JOSH. IT'S MICHAEL. 1997 01:41:25,880 --> 01:41:27,213 >> Hello. >> HEY, JOSH. IT'S MICHAEL. >> Hey. 1998 01:41:27,215 --> 01:41:28,481 >> HEY, JOSH. IT'S MICHAEL. >> Hey. >> SORRY TO CALL YOU ON 1999 01:41:28,483 --> 01:41:30,183 >> Hey. >> SORRY TO CALL YOU ON CHRISTMAS, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE A 2000 01:41:30,185 --> 01:41:30,516 >> SORRY TO CALL YOU ON CHRISTMAS, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE A JEW. 2001 01:41:30,518 --> 01:41:32,151 CHRISTMAS, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE A JEW. >> Yeah, PlayStation with the 2002 01:41:32,153 --> 01:41:33,519 JEW. >> Yeah, PlayStation with the kids and then Chinese food. 2003 01:41:33,521 --> 01:41:35,188 >> Yeah, PlayStation with the kids and then Chinese food. Sorry I didn't call you before 2004 01:41:35,190 --> 01:41:35,988 kids and then Chinese food. Sorry I didn't call you before the holiday. 2005 01:41:35,990 --> 01:41:37,423 Sorry I didn't call you before the holiday. I didn't want to bum you out, 2006 01:41:37,425 --> 01:41:38,825 the holiday. I didn't want to bum you out, honestly, right before 2007 01:41:38,827 --> 01:41:39,358 I didn't want to bum you out, honestly, right before Christmas. 2008 01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:40,960 honestly, right before Christmas. Not good news, man. 2009 01:41:40,962 --> 01:41:42,395 Christmas. Not good news, man. Everyone has passed. 2010 01:41:42,397 --> 01:41:43,262 Not good news, man. Everyone has passed. >> EVERYONE? 2011 01:41:43,264 --> 01:41:44,464 Everyone has passed. >> EVERYONE? ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE? 2012 01:41:44,466 --> 01:41:46,265 >> EVERYONE? ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE? THERE'S NOT ONE PUBLISHER THAT 2013 01:41:46,267 --> 01:41:47,567 ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE? THERE'S NOT ONE PUBLISHER THAT DIDN'T PASS ON MY BOOK? 2014 01:41:47,569 --> 01:41:49,268 THERE'S NOT ONE PUBLISHER THAT DIDN'T PASS ON MY BOOK? >> No, man. I'm sorry. 2015 01:41:49,270 --> 01:41:51,270 DIDN'T PASS ON MY BOOK? >> No, man. I'm sorry. Hey, Merry Christmas. 2016 01:41:51,272 --> 01:41:55,274 >> No, man. I'm sorry. Hey, Merry Christmas. >> YEAH. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 2017 01:41:55,276 --> 01:41:56,750 Hey, Merry Christmas. >> YEAH. MERRY CHRISTMAS. FUCK! 2018 01:41:56,770 --> 01:41:57,877 >> YEAH. MERRY CHRISTMAS. FUCK! [ CELLPHONE SLAMS ] 2019 01:41:57,879 --> 01:41:58,444 FUCK! [ CELLPHONE SLAMS ] FUCK! 2020 01:41:58,446 --> 01:41:59,479 [ CELLPHONE SLAMS ] FUCK! [ CRASH ] 2021 01:41:59,481 --> 01:42:01,481 FUCK! [ CRASH ] MOTHERFUCKERS. 2022 01:42:01,483 --> 01:42:03,349 [ CRASH ] MOTHERFUCKERS. MOTHERFUCKERS. 2023 01:42:07,855 --> 01:42:09,288 [ Ringing ] 2024 01:42:13,961 --> 01:42:18,431 >> Hello, Michael. >> CAN YOU DO A SESSION NOW? >> It's Christmas. 2025 01:42:18,433 --> 01:42:19,465 >> CAN YOU DO A SESSION NOW? >> It's Christmas. I'm with my family. 2026 01:42:19,467 --> 01:42:20,500 >> It's Christmas. I'm with my family. >> YEAH, I REALIZE. 2027 01:42:20,502 --> 01:42:21,534 I'm with my family. >> YEAH, I REALIZE. I'LL PAY YOU TRIPLE. 2028 01:42:21,536 --> 01:42:23,350 >> YEAH, I REALIZE. I'LL PAY YOU TRIPLE. CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE FOR AN 2029 01:42:23,370 --> 03:24:46,739 I'LL PAY YOU TRIPLE. CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE FOR AN HOUR? 2030 01:42:23,371 --> 01:42:25,710 CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE FOR AN HOUR? >> I really can't. 2031 01:42:25,730 --> 01:42:26,939 HOUR? >> I really can't. I have a friend who I think you 2032 01:42:26,941 --> 01:42:28,474 >> I really can't. I have a friend who I think you would enjoy immensely if she 2033 01:42:28,476 --> 01:42:30,760 I have a friend who I think you would enjoy immensely if she might do a session today. 2034 01:42:30,780 --> 01:42:32,780 would enjoy immensely if she might do a session today. Shall I call her for you? 2035 01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:33,579 might do a session today. Shall I call her for you? >> IS SHE MEAN? 2036 01:42:33,581 --> 01:42:36,115 Shall I call her for you? >> IS SHE MEAN? >> Almost as mean as me. 2037 01:42:36,117 --> 01:42:37,984 >> IS SHE MEAN? >> Almost as mean as me. Trust me, she won't disappoint 2038 01:42:37,986 --> 01:42:39,652 >> Almost as mean as me. Trust me, she won't disappoint you. 2039 01:42:39,654 --> 01:42:42,540 Trust me, she won't disappoint you. >> CALL HER. 2040 01:43:27,701 --> 01:43:29,569 [ HEEL CLACKS ] 2041 01:43:55,529 --> 01:44:04,737 DID MISTRESS NATALIE TELL YOU WHAT I LIKE? JUST BE REALLY MEAN TO ME -- 2042 01:44:04,739 --> 01:44:08,107 WHAT I LIKE? JUST BE REALLY MEAN TO ME -- LIKE, REALLY MEAN. 2043 01:44:08,109 --> 01:44:11,277 JUST BE REALLY MEAN TO ME -- LIKE, REALLY MEAN. VERBALLY, PHYSICALLY. 2044 01:44:11,279 --> 01:44:13,279 LIKE, REALLY MEAN. VERBALLY, PHYSICALLY. YOU CAN SLAP ME IN THE FACE 2045 01:44:13,281 --> 01:44:14,313 VERBALLY, PHYSICALLY. YOU CAN SLAP ME IN THE FACE REALLY HARD. 2046 01:44:14,315 --> 01:44:16,480 YOU CAN SLAP ME IN THE FACE REALLY HARD. YOU CAN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. 2047 01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:17,550 REALLY HARD. YOU CAN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. UH, BUT DON'T DRAW BLOOD, SO 2048 01:44:17,552 --> 01:44:19,352 YOU CAN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. UH, BUT DON'T DRAW BLOOD, SO DON'T PUNCH ME ANYWHERE WHERE I 2049 01:44:19,354 --> 01:44:22,355 UH, BUT DON'T DRAW BLOOD, SO DON'T PUNCH ME ANYWHERE WHERE I WOULD BLEED, UM, LIKE MY NOSE OR 2050 01:44:22,357 --> 01:44:23,155 DON'T PUNCH ME ANYWHERE WHERE I WOULD BLEED, UM, LIKE MY NOSE OR MY MOUTH. 2051 01:44:23,157 --> 01:44:24,724 WOULD BLEED, UM, LIKE MY NOSE OR MY MOUTH. DON'T LEAVE ANY MARKS ON MY 2052 01:44:24,726 --> 01:44:25,358 MY MOUTH. DON'T LEAVE ANY MARKS ON MY FACE. 2053 01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:27,226 DON'T LEAVE ANY MARKS ON MY FACE. SMOTHER ME, CHOKE ME. 2054 01:44:27,228 --> 01:44:30,960 FACE. SMOTHER ME, CHOKE ME. YOU CAN, UH, USE A PLASTIC BAG, 2055 01:44:30,980 --> 01:44:32,265 SMOTHER ME, CHOKE ME. YOU CAN, UH, USE A PLASTIC BAG, UH, ON ME, PUT ME IN A SLEEPER 2056 01:44:32,267 --> 01:44:35,134 YOU CAN, UH, USE A PLASTIC BAG, UH, ON ME, PUT ME IN A SLEEPER HOLD, BUT, UH, NOT TILL I PASS 2057 01:44:35,136 --> 01:44:35,401 UH, ON ME, PUT ME IN A SLEEPER HOLD, BUT, UH, NOT TILL I PASS OUT. 2058 01:44:35,403 --> 01:44:36,435 HOLD, BUT, UH, NOT TILL I PASS OUT. SO RIGHT BEFORE I LOSE 2059 01:44:36,437 --> 01:44:37,737 OUT. SO RIGHT BEFORE I LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS, LIKE, MAKE SURE 2060 01:44:37,739 --> 01:44:40,439 SO RIGHT BEFORE I LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS, LIKE, MAKE SURE I -- YOU LET GO. 2061 01:44:40,441 --> 01:44:42,375 CONSCIOUSNESS, LIKE, MAKE SURE I -- YOU LET GO. SAY I'M A PATHETIC LOSER THAT NO 2062 01:44:42,377 --> 01:44:44,110 I -- YOU LET GO. SAY I'M A PATHETIC LOSER THAT NO GIRL WILL EVER LOVE AND I'LL 2063 01:44:44,112 --> 01:44:45,478 SAY I'M A PATHETIC LOSER THAT NO GIRL WILL EVER LOVE AND I'LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND. 2064 01:44:45,480 --> 01:44:47,280 GIRL WILL EVER LOVE AND I'LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND. I'M PROBABLY JUST SOME LITTLE 2065 01:44:47,282 --> 01:44:49,115 NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND. I'M PROBABLY JUST SOME LITTLE LOSER FAGGOT THAT WANTS TO GET 2066 01:44:49,117 --> 01:44:50,449 I'M PROBABLY JUST SOME LITTLE LOSER FAGGOT THAT WANTS TO GET RAPED. 2067 01:44:50,451 --> 01:44:54,320 LOSER FAGGOT THAT WANTS TO GET RAPED. AND THEN YOU CAN RAPE ME. 2068 01:44:54,322 --> 01:44:59,325 RAPED. AND THEN YOU CAN RAPE ME. JUST TELL ME I DESERVE TO DIE. 2069 01:44:59,327 --> 01:45:00,660 AND THEN YOU CAN RAPE ME. JUST TELL ME I DESERVE TO DIE. AND THAT IF I WASN'T SO 2070 01:45:00,662 --> 01:45:04,697 JUST TELL ME I DESERVE TO DIE. AND THAT IF I WASN'T SO PATHETIC...YOU WOULD KILL ME. 2071 01:45:22,549 --> 01:45:25,451 HEY. I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE, BUT SANTA AND I HAD SOME LAST-MINUTE 2072 01:45:25,453 --> 01:45:26,519 I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE, BUT SANTA AND I HAD SOME LAST-MINUTE ARRANGEMENTS PREPARING YOUR 2073 01:45:26,521 --> 01:45:27,687 AND I HAD SOME LAST-MINUTE ARRANGEMENTS PREPARING YOUR PRESENT, WHICH YOU'RE GONNA GET 2074 01:45:27,689 --> 01:45:29,555 ARRANGEMENTS PREPARING YOUR PRESENT, WHICH YOU'RE GONNA GET LATER. 2075 01:45:29,557 --> 01:45:30,723 PRESENT, WHICH YOU'RE GONNA GET LATER. >> I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU 2076 01:45:30,725 --> 01:45:32,725 LATER. >> I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE. 2077 01:45:32,727 --> 01:45:34,593 >> I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 2078 01:45:34,595 --> 01:45:37,129 ANYMORE. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> IT'S OVER. 2079 01:45:37,131 --> 01:45:38,640 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> IT'S OVER. >> IT'S NOT OVER. 2080 01:45:38,660 --> 01:45:39,131 >> IT'S OVER. >> IT'S NOT OVER. WHAT -- WHAT'S OVER? 2081 01:45:39,133 --> 01:45:40,533 >> IT'S NOT OVER. WHAT -- WHAT'S OVER? WHAT ARE YOU -- SOPHIE, WHAT'S 2082 01:45:40,535 --> 01:45:41,200 WHAT -- WHAT'S OVER? WHAT ARE YOU -- SOPHIE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 2083 01:45:41,202 --> 01:45:42,635 WHAT ARE YOU -- SOPHIE, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> IT'LL NEVER WORK OUT BETWEEN 2084 01:45:42,637 --> 01:45:44,303 GOING ON? >> IT'LL NEVER WORK OUT BETWEEN US, AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY 2085 01:45:44,305 --> 01:45:47,640 >> IT'LL NEVER WORK OUT BETWEEN US, AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY TIME ANYMORE. 2086 01:45:47,642 --> 01:45:48,741 US, AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY TIME ANYMORE. >> SOPHIE, COME ON. 2087 01:45:48,743 --> 01:45:50,376 TIME ANYMORE. >> SOPHIE, COME ON. DON'T DO THIS, NOT TONIGHT. 2088 01:45:50,378 --> 01:45:51,344 >> SOPHIE, COME ON. DON'T DO THIS, NOT TONIGHT. IT'S CHRISTMAS. 2089 01:45:51,346 --> 01:45:52,345 DON'T DO THIS, NOT TONIGHT. IT'S CHRISTMAS. COME ON. 2090 01:45:52,347 --> 01:45:53,579 IT'S CHRISTMAS. COME ON. YOU START TO LIKE ME A LOT, AND 2091 01:45:53,581 --> 01:45:54,447 COME ON. YOU START TO LIKE ME A LOT, AND THEN YOU FREAK OUT. 2092 01:45:54,449 --> 01:45:55,681 YOU START TO LIKE ME A LOT, AND THEN YOU FREAK OUT. BUT IT'S -- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO 2093 01:45:55,683 --> 01:45:56,282 THEN YOU FREAK OUT. BUT IT'S -- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT, OKAY? 2094 01:45:56,284 --> 01:45:57,283 BUT IT'S -- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT, OKAY? I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 2095 01:45:57,285 --> 01:45:59,452 IT, OKAY? I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 2096 01:45:59,454 --> 01:46:00,786 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. >> YEAH, RIGHT. 2097 01:46:00,788 --> 01:46:02,321 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. >> YEAH, RIGHT. IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE YOU A LOT 2098 01:46:02,323 --> 01:46:04,657 >> YEAH, RIGHT. IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE YOU A LOT THAT I'M RUNNING AWAY. 2099 01:46:04,659 --> 01:46:06,726 IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE YOU A LOT THAT I'M RUNNING AWAY. I LIED. I DON'T LOVE YOU. 2100 01:46:06,728 --> 01:46:08,594 THAT I'M RUNNING AWAY. I LIED. I DON'T LOVE YOU. I DON'T CARE FOR YOU. 2101 01:46:08,596 --> 01:46:11,970 I LIED. I DON'T LOVE YOU. I DON'T CARE FOR YOU. I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE YOU. 2102 01:46:11,990 --> 01:46:12,431 I DON'T CARE FOR YOU. I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE YOU. YOU WERE LIKE A DISTRACTION TO 2103 01:46:12,433 --> 01:46:13,766 I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE YOU. YOU WERE LIKE A DISTRACTION TO ME. 2104 01:46:13,768 --> 01:46:15,401 YOU WERE LIKE A DISTRACTION TO ME. SO PLEASE DON'T EVER TRY TO 2105 01:46:15,403 --> 01:46:16,836 ME. SO PLEASE DON'T EVER TRY TO CONTACT ME, OR YOU'LL HAVE 2106 01:46:16,838 --> 01:46:18,437 SO PLEASE DON'T EVER TRY TO CONTACT ME, OR YOU'LL HAVE TROUBLE YOU CAN'T IMAGINE. 2107 01:46:18,439 --> 01:46:20,806 CONTACT ME, OR YOU'LL HAVE TROUBLE YOU CAN'T IMAGINE. >> SOPHIE... 2108 01:46:24,511 --> 01:46:32,885 SOPHIE... >> WHAT WERE YOU DOING TONIGHT BEFORE YOU MET ME? 2109 01:46:32,887 --> 01:46:34,120 >> WHAT WERE YOU DOING TONIGHT BEFORE YOU MET ME? >> I WAS AT CHARLES AND 2110 01:46:34,122 --> 01:46:35,221 BEFORE YOU MET ME? >> I WAS AT CHARLES AND CAROLINE'S FOR CHRISTMAS. 2111 01:46:35,223 --> 01:46:35,755 >> I WAS AT CHARLES AND CAROLINE'S FOR CHRISTMAS. YOU KNOW THAT. 2112 01:46:35,757 --> 01:46:36,889 CAROLINE'S FOR CHRISTMAS. YOU KNOW THAT. >> YOU WERE AT CHARLES AND 2113 01:46:36,891 --> 01:46:38,758 YOU KNOW THAT. >> YOU WERE AT CHARLES AND CAROLINE'S? 2114 01:46:38,760 --> 01:46:40,126 >> YOU WERE AT CHARLES AND CAROLINE'S? >> YEAH. WHY? 2115 01:46:40,128 --> 01:46:44,463 CAROLINE'S? >> YEAH. WHY? >> ALL NIGHT? YOU NEVER LEFT? 2116 01:46:44,465 --> 01:46:46,465 >> YEAH. WHY? >> ALL NIGHT? YOU NEVER LEFT? >> NO. 2117 01:46:46,467 --> 01:46:48,467 >> ALL NIGHT? YOU NEVER LEFT? >> NO. WHY? DO YOU NOT BELIEVE ME? 2118 01:46:48,469 --> 01:46:49,802 >> NO. WHY? DO YOU NOT BELIEVE ME? >> OF COURSE I BELIEVE YOU. 2119 01:46:49,804 --> 01:46:52,671 WHY? DO YOU NOT BELIEVE ME? >> OF COURSE I BELIEVE YOU. YOU NEVER LIE, DO YOU? 2120 01:46:52,673 --> 01:46:54,673 >> OF COURSE I BELIEVE YOU. YOU NEVER LIE, DO YOU? YOUR TURN. [ SNIFFS ] 2121 01:46:54,675 --> 01:46:55,841 YOU NEVER LIE, DO YOU? YOUR TURN. [ SNIFFS ] >> MY TURN FOR WHAT? 2122 01:46:55,843 --> 01:46:57,643 YOUR TURN. [ SNIFFS ] >> MY TURN FOR WHAT? >> YOU GET TO ASK ME WHAT I WAS 2123 01:46:57,645 --> 01:46:59,412 >> MY TURN FOR WHAT? >> YOU GET TO ASK ME WHAT I WAS DOING TONIGHT BEFORE I MET YOU. 2124 01:46:59,414 --> 01:47:00,780 >> YOU GET TO ASK ME WHAT I WAS DOING TONIGHT BEFORE I MET YOU. >> I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS 2125 01:47:00,782 --> 01:47:01,347 DOING TONIGHT BEFORE I MET YOU. >> I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME. 2126 01:47:01,349 --> 01:47:04,350 >> I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME. >> OH, COME ON. YOU LOVE GAMES. 2127 01:47:04,352 --> 01:47:05,818 GAME. >> OH, COME ON. YOU LOVE GAMES. ASK ME WHAT I WAS DOING TONIGHT 2128 01:47:05,820 --> 01:47:06,786 >> OH, COME ON. YOU LOVE GAMES. ASK ME WHAT I WAS DOING TONIGHT BEFORE I MET YOU. 2129 01:47:06,788 --> 01:47:07,653 ASK ME WHAT I WAS DOING TONIGHT BEFORE I MET YOU. >> NO. 2130 01:47:07,655 --> 01:47:08,521 BEFORE I MET YOU. >> NO. >> ASK ME. 2131 01:47:08,523 --> 01:47:09,522 >> NO. >> ASK ME. >> I DON'T WANT TO. 2132 01:47:09,524 --> 01:47:14,527 >> ASK ME. >> I DON'T WANT TO. >> ASK ME! 2133 01:47:14,529 --> 01:47:16,228 >> I DON'T WANT TO. >> ASK ME! >> WHAT WERE YOU DOING TONIGHT 2134 01:47:16,230 --> 01:47:18,230 >> ASK ME! >> WHAT WERE YOU DOING TONIGHT BEFORE YOU MET ME? 2135 01:47:18,232 --> 01:47:21,734 >> WHAT WERE YOU DOING TONIGHT BEFORE YOU MET ME? >> I WAS FUCKING ANOTHER MAN. 2136 01:47:21,736 --> 01:47:24,270 BEFORE YOU MET ME? >> I WAS FUCKING ANOTHER MAN. WE MADE LOVE ALL NIGHT. 2137 01:47:24,272 --> 01:47:27,940 >> I WAS FUCKING ANOTHER MAN. WE MADE LOVE ALL NIGHT. HE MADE ME COME OVER AND OVER. 2138 01:47:27,942 --> 01:47:30,643 WE MADE LOVE ALL NIGHT. HE MADE ME COME OVER AND OVER. AND HE'S NOT INSECURE AND NEEDY 2139 01:47:30,645 --> 01:47:32,678 HE MADE ME COME OVER AND OVER. AND HE'S NOT INSECURE AND NEEDY LIKE YOU ARE, YOU KNOW? 2140 01:47:32,680 --> 01:47:34,346 AND HE'S NOT INSECURE AND NEEDY LIKE YOU ARE, YOU KNOW? HE DIDN'T WHINE ABOUT HOW I 2141 01:47:34,348 --> 01:47:35,548 LIKE YOU ARE, YOU KNOW? HE DIDN'T WHINE ABOUT HOW I NEVER TOUCH HIS DICK. 2142 01:47:35,550 --> 01:47:37,349 HE DIDN'T WHINE ABOUT HOW I NEVER TOUCH HIS DICK. HE DID WHATEVER HE WANTED, JUST 2143 01:47:37,351 --> 01:47:38,884 NEVER TOUCH HIS DICK. HE DID WHATEVER HE WANTED, JUST TOOK MY FACE IN HIS HANDS AND 2144 01:47:38,886 --> 01:47:40,352 HE DID WHATEVER HE WANTED, JUST TOOK MY FACE IN HIS HANDS AND MADE ME SUCK HIS COCK. 2145 01:47:40,354 --> 01:47:42,221 TOOK MY FACE IN HIS HANDS AND MADE ME SUCK HIS COCK. IT WAS SO NICE. 2146 01:47:42,223 --> 01:47:45,558 MADE ME SUCK HIS COCK. IT WAS SO NICE. HE CAME SO HARD. 2147 01:47:45,560 --> 01:47:48,727 IT WAS SO NICE. HE CAME SO HARD. I STILL HAVE IT ON MY BREATH. 2148 01:47:48,729 --> 01:47:51,430 HE CAME SO HARD. I STILL HAVE IT ON MY BREATH. CAN YOU SMELL IT? 2149 01:47:51,432 --> 01:47:55,434 I STILL HAVE IT ON MY BREATH. CAN YOU SMELL IT? DOES IT SMELL LIKE SMITTEN? 2150 01:47:55,436 --> 01:47:58,437 CAN YOU SMELL IT? DOES IT SMELL LIKE SMITTEN? Kiss me. 2151 01:47:58,439 --> 01:47:59,939 DOES IT SMELL LIKE SMITTEN? Kiss me. KISS ME AND TASTE ANOTHER MAN'S 2152 01:47:59,941 --> 01:48:03,642 Kiss me. KISS ME AND TASTE ANOTHER MAN'S COME IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S MOUTH. 2153 01:48:03,644 --> 01:48:07,680 KISS ME AND TASTE ANOTHER MAN'S COME IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S MOUTH. OH, COME ON. HAVE SOME. 2154 01:48:07,682 --> 01:48:11,584 COME IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S MOUTH. OH, COME ON. HAVE SOME. NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME? 2155 01:48:11,586 --> 01:48:13,786 OH, COME ON. HAVE SOME. NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME? [ SIREN WAILING ] 2156 01:48:24,731 --> 01:48:30,870 [ Ringing ] >> Hello? >> YEAH, THAT GIRL YOU SENT ME 2157 01:48:30,872 --> 01:48:32,400 >> Hello? >> YEAH, THAT GIRL YOU SENT ME WASN'T MEAN AT ALL. 2158 01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:34,600 >> YEAH, THAT GIRL YOU SENT ME WASN'T MEAN AT ALL. >> She wasn't? 2159 01:48:34,800 --> 01:48:36,275 WASN'T MEAN AT ALL. >> She wasn't? Usually, she does as much as 2160 01:48:36,277 --> 01:48:37,610 >> She wasn't? Usually, she does as much as people can handle. 2161 01:48:37,612 --> 01:48:38,611 Usually, she does as much as people can handle. >> NO. 2162 01:48:38,613 --> 01:48:39,778 people can handle. >> NO. SHE JUST SAT THERE, AND THEN 2163 01:48:39,780 --> 01:48:41,247 >> NO. SHE JUST SAT THERE, AND THEN AFTER I TOLD HER WHAT I WANTED, 2164 01:48:41,249 --> 01:48:42,348 SHE JUST SAT THERE, AND THEN AFTER I TOLD HER WHAT I WANTED, SHE JUST GOT UP AND LEFT. 2165 01:48:42,350 --> 01:48:46,552 AFTER I TOLD HER WHAT I WANTED, SHE JUST GOT UP AND LEFT. >> Oh, that's odd. 2166 01:49:03,303 --> 01:49:05,504 [ GLASS SHATTERING ] 2167 01:50:58,840 --> 01:50:59,752 >> [ SCOFFS ] 2168 01:51:03,890 --> 01:51:11,630 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] [ RING CLINKS ] 2169 01:51:22,809 --> 01:51:29,648 [ RINGING CONTINUES ] >> ALLô. 2170 01:51:42,128 --> 01:51:43,862 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 2171 01:52:12,826 --> 01:52:14,927 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 2172 01:53:24,931 --> 01:53:34,139 [ SOFT JAZZ PLAYS ] >> ¶ LONGING FOR THE ONE I LOVE ¶ 2173 01:53:34,141 --> 01:53:39,110 >> ¶ LONGING FOR THE ONE I LOVE ¶ ¶ LIKE SEASONS IN THE AIR ¶ 2174 01:53:39,130 --> 01:53:41,547 LOVE ¶ ¶ LIKE SEASONS IN THE AIR ¶ ¶ AS THEY COME AND GO, I WATCH ¶ 2175 01:53:41,549 --> 01:53:43,810 ¶ LIKE SEASONS IN THE AIR ¶ ¶ AS THEY COME AND GO, I WATCH ¶ ¶ BUT STILL THERE'S NO... ¶ 2176 01:53:47,187 --> 01:53:57,896 ¶ NOTHING'S EVER NEW ¶ ¶ BLUES AS IF ON CUE ¶ ¶ WHAT AM I TO DO HERE? ¶ 2177 01:53:57,898 --> 01:54:02,901 ¶ BLUES AS IF ON CUE ¶ ¶ WHAT AM I TO DO HERE? ¶ ¶ THIS OLD HEART ¶ 2178 01:54:02,903 --> 01:54:04,603 ¶ WHAT AM I TO DO HERE? ¶ ¶ THIS OLD HEART ¶ ¶ RUNNING THROUGH THIS WALK OF 2179 01:54:04,605 --> 01:54:05,938 ¶ THIS OLD HEART ¶ ¶ RUNNING THROUGH THIS WALK OF LIFE ¶ 2180 01:54:05,940 --> 01:54:11,810 ¶ RUNNING THROUGH THIS WALK OF LIFE ¶ ¶ WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'LL END ¶ 2181 01:54:11,812 --> 01:54:14,680 LIFE ¶ ¶ WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'LL END ¶ ¶ HOPING THAT SOMEWHERE ALONG 2182 01:54:14,682 --> 01:54:19,218 ¶ WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'LL END ¶ ¶ HOPING THAT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY, I'LL HAVE A FRIEND ¶ 2183 01:54:19,619 --> 01:54:30,996 ¶ ONE WHO REALLY KNOWS JUST THE WAY IT GOES ¶ ¶ ON THIS LONELY ROAD THAT'S 2184 01:54:30,998 --> 01:54:35,000 WAY IT GOES ¶ ¶ ON THIS LONELY ROAD THAT'S NEVER-ENDING ¶ 2185 01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:39,338 ¶ ON THIS LONELY ROAD THAT'S NEVER-ENDING ¶ ¶ I HOPE SOMEDAY I WILL FIND 2186 01:54:39,340 --> 01:54:43,742 NEVER-ENDING ¶ ¶ I HOPE SOMEDAY I WILL FIND HER ¶ 2187 01:54:43,943 --> 01:54:56,210 ¶ AND LOVE WILL LAST FOREVER ¶ ¶ AND IT WILL FEEL LIKE IT'S ALWAYS... ¶ 2188 01:55:21,748 --> 01:55:25,250 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 2189 01:56:19,939 --> 01:56:31,483 >> "DEAR SOPHIE..." HELLO? >> HELLO! 2190 01:56:31,485 --> 01:56:33,850 HELLO? >> HELLO! COME IN. 2191 01:56:43,730 --> 01:56:47,990 SIT DOWN. 2192 01:57:06,252 --> 01:57:11,560 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO YOU? 2193 01:57:16,896 --> 01:57:27,439 >> I WANT YOU TO KILL ME. >> YOU NEED TO BE VERY CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU ASK ME TO DO TO YOU, 2194 01:57:27,441 --> 01:57:31,977 >> YOU NEED TO BE VERY CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU ASK ME TO DO TO YOU, BECAUSE I WILL DO IT. 2195 01:57:31,979 --> 01:57:35,313 OF WHAT YOU ASK ME TO DO TO YOU, BECAUSE I WILL DO IT. SO I'M GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN, 2196 01:57:35,315 --> 01:57:38,850 BECAUSE I WILL DO IT. SO I'M GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO 2197 01:57:38,852 --> 01:57:40,852 SO I'M GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO YOU? 2198 01:57:40,854 --> 01:57:44,756 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TO YOU? >> I WANT YOU TO KILL ME. 2199 01:57:54,100 --> 01:58:02,307 >> WHY DON'T I PLAY WITH YOU FOR A WHILE, AND THEN WE'LL SEE IF... THAT'S STILL WHAT YOU 2200 01:58:02,309 --> 01:58:05,410 A WHILE, AND THEN WE'LL SEE IF... THAT'S STILL WHAT YOU WANT. 2201 01:58:34,730 --> 01:58:38,977 [ Ringing ] >> Oui? 2202 01:59:17,250 --> 01:59:20,850 >> [ GROANS ] 2203 01:59:48,514 --> 01:59:50,916 [ COUGHS ] 2204 01:59:58,157 --> 02:00:02,360 DO IT. >> DO WHAT, MICHAEL? 2205 02:00:06,165 --> 02:00:12,904 >> KILL ME. >> MICHAEL! 2206 02:00:20,279 --> 02:00:30,880 >> ARE YOU SURE? YOU GET NO SECOND CHANCES. >> PLEASE KILL ME. 2207 02:00:41,367 --> 02:00:49,507 >> IS THERE ANY GOD YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO? >> NO. 2208 02:00:49,509 --> 02:00:51,376 SAY SOMETHING TO? >> NO. >> IS THERE ANY PERSON YOU WANT 2209 02:00:51,378 --> 02:00:53,111 >> NO. >> IS THERE ANY PERSON YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO? 2210 02:00:59,418 --> 02:01:07,359 >> [ Voice breaking ] NO, NO. JUST DO IT. JUST DO IT. 2211 02:01:07,361 --> 02:01:08,693 JUST DO IT. JUST DO IT. PLEASE. 2212 02:01:08,695 --> 02:01:10,950 JUST DO IT. PLEASE. >> OKAY. 2213 02:01:19,171 --> 02:01:30,715 >> MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! 2214 02:01:36,789 --> 02:01:44,129 MICHAEL! >> [ SNIFFLES ] 2215 02:02:05,251 --> 02:02:09,587 "DEAR SOPHIE, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD TELL YOU 2216 02:02:09,589 --> 02:02:11,122 WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD TELL YOU ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN I 2217 02:02:11,124 --> 02:02:11,756 SOMETHING THAT I WOULD TELL YOU ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU? 2218 02:02:11,758 --> 02:02:13,625 ONE DAY THAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU? IT WAS THE CLEAREST MOMENT I'VE 2219 02:02:13,627 --> 02:02:15,360 FIRST SAW YOU? IT WAS THE CLEAREST MOMENT I'VE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 2220 02:02:15,362 --> 02:02:16,528 IT WAS THE CLEAREST MOMENT I'VE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. YOU WERE PICKING ORANGES FROM A 2221 02:02:16,530 --> 02:02:17,729 EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. YOU WERE PICKING ORANGES FROM A CRATE, AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 2222 02:02:17,731 --> 02:02:19,364 YOU WERE PICKING ORANGES FROM A CRATE, AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 'THAT'S THE WOMAN I'M GONNA 2223 02:02:19,366 --> 02:02:21,166 CRATE, AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 'THAT'S THE WOMAN I'M GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.' 2224 02:02:21,168 --> 02:02:22,434 'THAT'S THE WOMAN I'M GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.' AND THAT WAS THE TRUTH. 2225 02:02:22,436 --> 02:02:24,769 SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.' AND THAT WAS THE TRUTH. I LOVE YOU, SOPHIE, AND I KNOW 2226 02:02:24,771 --> 02:02:25,837 AND THAT WAS THE TRUTH. I LOVE YOU, SOPHIE, AND I KNOW YOU LOVE ME, TOO. 2227 02:02:25,839 --> 02:02:27,572 I LOVE YOU, SOPHIE, AND I KNOW YOU LOVE ME, TOO. YOU'RE JUST TOO SCARED RIGHT 2228 02:02:27,574 --> 02:02:29,407 YOU LOVE ME, TOO. YOU'RE JUST TOO SCARED RIGHT NOW, BUT I KNOW THAT WON'T LAST 2229 02:02:29,409 --> 02:02:31,209 YOU'RE JUST TOO SCARED RIGHT NOW, BUT I KNOW THAT WON'T LAST FOREVER AND, ONE DAY, YOU WILL 2230 02:02:31,211 --> 02:02:32,544 NOW, BUT I KNOW THAT WON'T LAST FOREVER AND, ONE DAY, YOU WILL LET YOURSELF LOVE ME." 2231 02:02:32,546 --> 02:02:33,378 FOREVER AND, ONE DAY, YOU WILL LET YOURSELF LOVE ME." [ GASPS ] 2232 02:02:33,380 --> 02:02:35,347 LET YOURSELF LOVE ME." [ GASPS ] "I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH UNTIL 2233 02:02:35,349 --> 02:02:37,315 [ GASPS ] "I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH UNTIL THAT DAY, BUT I'LL TAKE SOLACE 2234 02:02:37,317 --> 02:02:39,284 "I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH UNTIL THAT DAY, BUT I'LL TAKE SOLACE IN KNOWING THAT WHEN IT COMES, 2235 02:02:39,286 --> 02:02:41,152 THAT DAY, BUT I'LL TAKE SOLACE IN KNOWING THAT WHEN IT COMES, EVEN IF IT'S WHEN WE'RE 120, 2236 02:02:41,154 --> 02:02:42,487 IN KNOWING THAT WHEN IT COMES, EVEN IF IT'S WHEN WE'RE 120, I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN UNDER THE 2237 02:02:42,489 --> 02:02:44,890 EVEN IF IT'S WHEN WE'RE 120, I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN UNDER THE WILLOW TREE, AND THAT WILL BE 2238 02:02:44,910 --> 02:02:45,523 I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN UNDER THE WILLOW TREE, AND THAT WILL BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY ETERNAL 2239 02:02:45,525 --> 02:02:45,857 WILLOW TREE, AND THAT WILL BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY ETERNAL LIFE. 2240 02:02:45,859 --> 02:02:50,228 THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY ETERNAL LIFE. UNTIL THEN, AU REVOIR. 2241 02:02:50,230 --> 02:02:52,430 LIFE. UNTIL THEN, AU REVOIR. MICHAEL." 2242 02:02:59,805 --> 02:03:02,741 [ SPEAKS FRENCH ] 2243 02:03:10,116 --> 02:03:17,322 MICHAEL! MICHAEL! 2244 02:03:21,327 --> 02:03:23,940 MICHAEL. 2245 02:03:47,353 --> 02:03:49,870 MICHAEL! 2246 02:04:20,619 --> 02:04:23,354 [ SIGHS ] 2247 02:05:10,536 --> 02:05:19,777 Wait for me. Wait for me under the willow tree. 2248 02:05:31,590 --> 02:05:39,197 [ SIREN WAILING ] >> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 2249 02:06:14,433 --> 02:06:16,968 [ BREATHING STOPS ] 2250 02:06:20,306 --> 02:06:29,847 [ BREATHING RESUMES ] [ BREATHING STOPS ] 2251 02:07:01,880 --> 02:07:03,748 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 2252 02:07:23,669 --> 02:07:29,474 >> NO! [ SOBBING ] 2253 02:07:35,547 --> 02:07:56,934 >> ¶ YOU COVERED ME ¶ ¶ ALL THE WORDS, ALL THE LETTERS SWAYED ON MY HAND ¶ 2254 02:07:56,936 --> 02:08:04,475 ¶ ALL THE WORDS, ALL THE LETTERS SWAYED ON MY HAND ¶ ¶ CUT ME DOWN, FELT IMPRESSED ¶ 2255 02:08:04,477 --> 02:08:08,980 SWAYED ON MY HAND ¶ ¶ CUT ME DOWN, FELT IMPRESSED ¶ ¶ WHAT IT'S WORTH ¶ 2256 02:08:08,982 --> 02:08:18,856 ¶ CUT ME DOWN, FELT IMPRESSED ¶ ¶ WHAT IT'S WORTH ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN MY 2257 02:08:18,858 --> 02:08:20,240 ¶ WHAT IT'S WORTH ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶ 2258 02:08:20,260 --> 02:08:25,196 ¶ ALL I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶ ¶ RUSHING IN, RUSHING IN AGAIN ¶ 2259 02:08:25,198 --> 02:08:34,720 HANDS ¶ ¶ RUSHING IN, RUSHING IN AGAIN ¶ ¶ WHAT I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN 2260 02:08:34,740 --> 02:08:36,740 ¶ RUSHING IN, RUSHING IN AGAIN ¶ ¶ WHAT I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶ 2261 02:08:36,760 --> 02:08:37,942 ¶ WHAT I WANT IS YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶ ¶ WHAT I WANT ¶ 2262 02:08:37,944 --> 02:08:41,646 MY HANDS ¶ ¶ WHAT I WANT ¶ ¶ IT'S WHAT I WANT ¶ 2263 02:08:41,648 --> 02:08:45,817 ¶ WHAT I WANT ¶ ¶ IT'S WHAT I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ 2264 02:08:45,819 --> 02:08:49,821 ¶ IT'S WHAT I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ 2265 02:08:49,823 --> 02:08:54,392 ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶ 2266 02:08:54,593 --> 02:09:06,104 ¶ ALL ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ 2267 02:09:06,106 --> 02:09:10,108 ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶ 2268 02:09:10,110 --> 02:09:13,978 ¶ ALL I WANT ¶ ¶ YOUR HANDS IN MY HANDS ¶ ¶ ALL ¶¶ 2269 02:09:32,164 --> 02:09:41,380 >> ¶ I WILL WAIT ¶ ¶ YOU WILL BREAK ¶ 2270 02:09:41,400 --> 02:09:43,574 ¶ YOU WILL BREAK ¶ ¶ I WILL SUMMON ¶ 2271 02:09:43,576 --> 02:09:49,800 ¶ I WILL SUMMON ¶ ¶ YOU WILL ME ¶ 2272 02:09:49,820 --> 02:09:53,840 ¶ YOU WILL ME ¶ ¶ I WILL COME UNDONE ¶ 2273 02:09:53,860 --> 02:09:57,880 ¶ I WILL COME UNDONE ¶ ¶ YOU WILL SUCCUMB ¶ 2274 02:09:57,900 --> 02:09:59,791 ¶ YOU WILL SUCCUMB ¶ ¶ I WILL BE VESTAL ¶ 2275 02:09:59,793 --> 02:10:03,828 ¶ I WILL BE VESTAL ¶ ¶ YOU WILL BLEED ¶ 2276 02:10:10,702 --> 02:10:17,410 ¶ I WILL KILL TIME ¶ ¶ YOU WILL SINGE THE THREAD THAT 2277 02:10:17,430 --> 02:10:19,430 ¶ YOU WILL SINGE THE THREAD THAT HANGS THE LIE ¶ 2278 02:10:19,450 --> 02:10:27,510 HANGS THE LIE ¶ ¶ I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR ¶ 2279 02:10:27,530 --> 02:10:30,221 ¶ I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR ¶ ¶ I WILL NOT ABATE ¶ 2280 02:10:30,223 --> 02:10:35,593 ¶ I WILL NOT ABATE ¶ ¶ YOU WILLINGLY DISINTEGRATE ¶ 2281 02:10:35,595 --> 02:10:40,631 ¶ YOU WILLINGLY DISINTEGRATE ¶ ¶ I WILL BE THE UNDERTAKER ¶ 2282 02:10:46,972 --> 02:10:55,179 >> ¶ YOU ¶ >> ¶ YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME ¶ 2283 02:10:55,181 --> 02:10:56,914 >> ¶ YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME ¶ >> ¶ YOU ¶ 228206