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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,810 --> 00:00:04,640 [ominous music] 2 00:00:04,740 --> 00:00:11,720 ♪ 3 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:15,510 [flames roaring] 4 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:24,320 [ominous music] 5 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:27,320 The person of hardened skepticism, 6 00:00:27,420 --> 00:00:30,560 just like the person of hardened credulity, 7 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:33,460 cannot be reached. 8 00:00:33,570 --> 00:00:36,290 They just either believe or disbelieve 9 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,640 on almost a religious level. 10 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,410 Evidence is not proof, but it's something that puts us 11 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:52,650 on the scent trail of proof. 12 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:55,590 But these tapes have to be considered 13 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:57,660 the Holy Grail for people who are 14 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,630 interested in alien encounters. 15 00:01:18,610 --> 00:01:20,300 The story of the Farrington House 16 00:01:20,410 --> 00:01:22,890 has become kind of an urban legend within Toronto, 17 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,410 as well as Canada. 18 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,310 A paranormal group in the early 2000s 19 00:01:28,410 --> 00:01:31,000 collected anecdotal evidence of, you know, 20 00:01:31,110 --> 00:01:35,350 a person seeing a--kind of a gray form. 21 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:40,250 The allure of the UFO connection 22 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:45,020 will definitely draw out curious people. 23 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,780 Doing my thing, just out poking around, 24 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,750 getting some sun. 25 00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:51,160 It adds to the mystique 26 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:56,440 in what stories keep going over time. 27 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,240 I'm pretty determined that we're not 28 00:01:58,340 --> 00:02:00,100 indigenous of this world. 29 00:02:00,210 --> 00:02:03,240 I'll tell you that. 30 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:05,280 In terms of human nature, 31 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:08,800 there is more thrill in pursuing something 32 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:12,460 than in catching something. 33 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,600 As long as people are hunting for it, 34 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,500 it's almost like the treasure map is out. 35 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,910 And we're wondering, what will it disclose? 36 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:21,850 What the hell? 37 00:02:21,950 --> 00:02:23,120 Whoa. 38 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,470 And it can be a little like that 39 00:02:24,570 --> 00:02:28,370 with these pieces of vaunted evidence. 40 00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:32,100 If we come into proof of extraterrestrial life, 41 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,100 everything that we thought we knew is called into question. 42 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:38,970 [static droning] 43 00:02:39,070 --> 00:02:42,210 [radio chatter] 44 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,670 [ominous music] 45 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:55,710 ♪ 46 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:04,480 Segura, we're here. 47 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,870 Stay close and keep the camera rolling. 48 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,420 We capture everything. 49 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,700 Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut. 50 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:28,020 This crew in here--this crew now is your family, 51 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,920 your mommy and daddy. 52 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:32,190 Do exactly as they say. 53 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,090 You disobey any of these orders, 54 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,160 I'm going to break my foot in your ass. 55 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:39,240 [static droning] 56 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:46,860 Hey, kid, look alive. 57 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:50,450 So I got no guarantees that's going to stay on... 58 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,080 - Everyone... - But give it a try. 59 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:53,900 This is Segura. 60 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:55,840 Yeah, hey, guys. 61 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,500 ET body cam should be working. 62 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:04,810 All right, listen up. 63 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,090 Suit yourself. 64 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:08,750 I've got some bad news. 65 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:10,300 Fuck. 66 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,410 But there's a silver lining this time. 67 00:04:13,510 --> 00:04:17,130 We had another kidnapping last night. 68 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:21,310 That's 17 in three months, all infants. 69 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:22,900 Jesus. 70 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,210 Good news is someone followed the guy who did it, 71 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,180 and we have a location. 72 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,080 I know we all want to put an end to this. 73 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:32,390 Tonight, we get our chance. 74 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:35,880 - Who the fuck put this up? - Oh, fuck. 75 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:37,780 Hey, man, I was just trying to be thorough. 76 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:38,920 I'm sorry. - Relax. 77 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:39,990 Sit down. 78 00:04:40,090 --> 00:04:41,370 Take a shot or something, huh? 79 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:43,020 The fuck are you looking at? 80 00:04:45,230 --> 00:04:49,060 The guy's becoming a liability, and you fucking know it. 81 00:04:49,170 --> 00:04:51,240 I got it. 82 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:53,100 I'll handle it. 83 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,970 What the fuck is with this? 84 00:04:55,070 --> 00:04:56,280 We had a fucking agreement. 85 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,450 You know how that fucking ends. 86 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,970 If you're gonna be there, I can't have this. 87 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,390 You're losing your mind. 88 00:05:03,490 --> 00:05:06,290 Look, bro, there-- there's no fucking way 89 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,050 you are keeping me out of this. 90 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:10,840 I know that. 91 00:05:10,950 --> 00:05:12,740 So you're good? 92 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,130 [guns clicking] 93 00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:18,440 Hey. 94 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:24,960 Are you fucking kidding me? 95 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:26,030 Fuck you. 96 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:28,720 Hey, body bag, come here. 97 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,560 Now you're an ammo bag. 98 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:35,490 [laughs] 99 00:05:35,590 --> 00:05:37,490 Hope you're ready, rookie. 100 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,430 Fuck. 101 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:48,610 Let's go. Let's go. Move it! 102 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:49,850 Load up! 103 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:01,960 [ominous music] 104 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:05,210 ♪ 105 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:08,310 Hey, man, you want some gum? 106 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:10,520 Sarge. 107 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:13,870 This rookie is back here fucking blowing it. 108 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:16,810 Hey. Hey. 109 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,290 His kid's one of the ones missing. 110 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:19,360 Oh. 111 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:20,400 Just mind your own business, 112 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,470 keep that little light blinking, 113 00:06:21,570 --> 00:06:22,850 and you'll be all right. 114 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:28,820 [static droning] 115 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,820 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 116 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,830 You seeing this? 117 00:06:39,140 --> 00:06:40,900 What is that? 118 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:45,280 What the-- 119 00:06:45,390 --> 00:06:46,590 Sarge, you said someone 120 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:49,430 followed the guy to a location. 121 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:51,530 That doesn't look like just a fucking guy 122 00:06:51,630 --> 00:06:53,570 carrying that chainsaw. 123 00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:55,530 What are we dealing with? 124 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,540 Whatever it is, we kill it. 125 00:06:58,640 --> 00:06:59,540 Let's go. Let's go. 126 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,780 Move, move, move! 127 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:05,160 [guns clicking] 128 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:15,830 [ominous music] 129 00:07:15,930 --> 00:07:17,560 ♪ 130 00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:19,560 Ivy, eyes on that window. 131 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:21,770 I don't see anything. 132 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:23,390 - What are we waiting for? - Shh. 133 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:24,430 Fuck this. 134 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:26,050 ET, God damn it. 135 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,710 What the fuck? 136 00:07:33,810 --> 00:07:34,640 Hey. 137 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,200 [footsteps echoing] 138 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:40,550 What the fuck was that? 139 00:07:40,650 --> 00:07:41,550 Jesus, here we go. 140 00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:42,820 [growling] 141 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,130 Get ready. 142 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:47,410 [growling] 143 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:48,860 Another one down. 144 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,140 ET, left. 145 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,140 [growling] 146 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:54,560 Get if off me! 147 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:55,560 He's got me! 148 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:57,080 Get it off! 149 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:59,290 [grunting] 150 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:00,430 [gunshots] 151 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:01,390 Got him. 152 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,710 Fuck! 153 00:08:02,810 --> 00:08:03,640 ET! 154 00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:05,670 Aubert, Bennet, go with him. 155 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:07,540 Hey. Not you, kid. 156 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:08,810 Stay with me. 157 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,720 [gunshots] 158 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:15,890 [growling, snarling] 159 00:08:21,590 --> 00:08:24,450 [dramatic music] 160 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:27,420 ♪ 161 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,420 [growling] 162 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,460 [gunshot] 163 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:32,010 [heavy breathing] 164 00:08:32,110 --> 00:08:33,080 [screaming] 165 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,600 Shit! 166 00:08:44,130 --> 00:08:46,440 Fuck. 167 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:48,440 Shit! [growling] 168 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:49,860 [gunshot] 169 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:52,410 We lost ET. 170 00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:53,450 Fuck. 171 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:54,790 Aubert, go. 172 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,070 On it. 173 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:58,110 [growling] 174 00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:03,730 [screeching] 175 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:07,360 All clear. 176 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:08,740 Let's go. 177 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,980 Good shit, man. 178 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:14,120 [dramatic music] 179 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:20,400 ♪ 180 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:21,370 Stork, let's go! 181 00:09:21,470 --> 00:09:22,790 Oh, shit. 182 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,510 Hey, guys. 183 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:28,510 Guys, you're gonna wanna see-- 184 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:31,690 [chainsaw revving] 185 00:09:31,790 --> 00:09:35,690 What the fuck? 186 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,970 Get up. Get up. Get up. 187 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,250 - Oh, shit. - Come on. 188 00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:40,320 Come on. Come on. 189 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:41,490 What the fuck? 190 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,530 [growling] 191 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:43,880 Shit! 192 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:46,150 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 193 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:51,260 [chainsaw revving in distance] 194 00:09:51,370 --> 00:09:54,090 Find it, find it. 195 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,090 Oh, fuck. 196 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,200 Shit. 197 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:57,270 Where's the fucking light? 198 00:09:57,370 --> 00:09:59,650 Fuck. Come on. 199 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:02,510 [chainsaw rumbling] 200 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:04,380 Shh. Shh. 201 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,250 [growling] 202 00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:10,320 Shh. 203 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,110 [growling] 204 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:20,360 [heavy breathing] 205 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:23,360 [low chanting] 206 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:28,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 207 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:31,370 What is it? 208 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:32,440 Fuck. 209 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:33,440 Two more! 210 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,310 There's two more. 211 00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:36,310 Fuck you! 212 00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:39,140 [gunshots] 213 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,520 Guys, I'm okay! 214 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:41,590 What are you doing up there? 215 00:10:41,690 --> 00:10:42,590 Get down here! 216 00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:44,450 [chainsaw revving] 217 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,450 Fuck! 218 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:46,700 Fuck. 219 00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:54,740 [shouting] 220 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:06,680 Jesus, man. 221 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:09,480 [heavy breathing] 222 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:11,240 Reload, everyone. 223 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:12,450 Bennet, check right. 224 00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:14,280 Copy. 225 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:15,210 Anyone hurt? 226 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:16,310 I'm good. 227 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:18,210 Nothing major. 228 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:21,250 ET, sound off. 229 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:22,490 Aubert, check him. 230 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,600 Let me see, kid. 231 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:29,770 Look at me. 232 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,290 You did good. 233 00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:34,260 Kid's okay. 234 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,610 It's not his blood. 235 00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:37,750 Hey, check this. 236 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:48,380 It's the same bandage. 237 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,730 It's the same wound on every single one of them. 238 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,110 Some kind of ritual? 239 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,080 God knows. 240 00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:02,360 [clattering] 241 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,600 Now what? 242 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,260 Now we go up. 243 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:19,270 Fuck. 244 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,580 [child crying] 245 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:23,000 Riley. Riley! 246 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:23,830 Riley! 247 00:12:23,930 --> 00:12:25,140 Riley! - Hey, stop. 248 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,040 Stop! 249 00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:27,180 He's gonna get himself killed. 250 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,320 Stop. 251 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:30,250 Do what he just did, and we all die. 252 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,660 Do you understand? 253 00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:32,870 We do this right. - Okay. 254 00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:34,150 - Okay? - Okay. 255 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,670 Right. 256 00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:37,700 Fuck. 257 00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:39,150 God damn it. 258 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,050 What the fuck are these freaks 259 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,130 doing with babies anyway? 260 00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:51,370 ET? 261 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,620 ET, is that you? 262 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,270 Shh! 263 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:55,930 [clattering] 264 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:09,980 It's blocked. 265 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,780 What the fuck was that? 266 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,300 Shoot it in the knees. 267 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,300 Shit. 268 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,340 [door slams] 269 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,370 [heavy breathing] 270 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,520 Let's just look. 271 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,910 Hey, look at this. 272 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:47,910 God damn. 273 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:50,500 Came down right through the fucking ceiling. 274 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,880 What did? 275 00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:56,160 That. 276 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,510 What are we looking at here, Sarge? 277 00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:00,410 Some kind of meteor? 278 00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:01,410 I don't know. 279 00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:03,580 But it's cracked open. 280 00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:05,450 Like something crawled out. 281 00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:08,520 Whatever it is, we don't touch it. 282 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,900 You hear me? [creaking] 283 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,870 Hey, behind you! 284 00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:12,250 Shit. 285 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,010 Don't shoot it. It looks sick. 286 00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:15,420 I don't want its shit all over us. 287 00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:16,770 Ah, fuck it. 288 00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:18,530 [gunshot] 289 00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:19,910 Damn it, Aubert. 290 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:20,810 - Fuck. - Clear. 291 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,120 He's alone. 292 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,260 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 293 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,540 Look at him. 294 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,130 He's fucking out of it. 295 00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:31,270 Another bandage. 296 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,440 Bennet, get a gun on him. 297 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:38,310 [growling] 298 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,620 Get a look in there. 299 00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:53,600 He's got no brains. 300 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,880 Or his head is empty. 301 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,600 Oh, my God. 302 00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:59,430 I'd be more worried about where his brains went 303 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:01,300 in the first place. 304 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:10,100 Hey, body bag, put your camera in here. 305 00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:18,350 [screams] 306 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:19,870 [baby crying] 307 00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:20,830 Help! 308 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,970 Fuck. That's ET. 309 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,320 Help. 310 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:26,490 Hang on, ET! 311 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,630 We're coming up there. 312 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:29,010 [baby cooing] 313 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,910 Shh, shh. Quiet. 314 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,020 Twinkle, twinkle... 315 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,950 I think I see something. 316 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:39,540 Little star, 317 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:45,930 how I wonder... 318 00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:46,930 what you are. 319 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,340 Ah! 320 00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,040 Wait. 321 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:52,420 There's something up there. 322 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,040 There's something up there. 323 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,490 Bennet, light. 324 00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:57,560 Fuck. 325 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,430 We're not getting through here. 326 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,460 Fuck. 327 00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:06,530 Hey, wait, wait. 328 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,050 What about the chainsaw? 329 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,780 Oh, right. 330 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,190 Yeah, do it. 331 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,510 Aubert, come with me. 332 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,440 [ominous music] 333 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:24,070 ♪ 334 00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:25,350 You got it. 335 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:33,970 [groaning] 336 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,250 [growling, snarling] 337 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:53,030 [snarling] 338 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,450 [squelching] 339 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,830 [chainsaw buzzing] 340 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:11,080 Lost your fuckin' head there, didn't ya? 341 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:12,940 Go, go! 342 00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:15,840 [chainsaw rumbling] 343 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,470 Ivy, take it. 344 00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:22,510 I can't see shit. 345 00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:24,850 We'll all be dead if we don't get through that door! 346 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,850 Fuck. 347 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:26,960 Fuck. 348 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,370 [panting] 349 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,930 - Let's go! - There's a door. 350 00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:34,970 There's a door. 351 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:36,040 You're first. 352 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,310 Come on, come on, come on. 353 00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:39,760 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 354 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,040 I can't fit. I'm caught. 355 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:42,180 Camera, camera. Come here. 356 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,220 Gimme it, gimme it, gimme it. 357 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,420 Get in, Tommy. 358 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,460 Through, through, through. 359 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,530 Fuck. 360 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:48,910 - Let's go, let's go. - Come on. 361 00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,120 Come on. - My hat. 362 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:51,120 Where's my hat? - Here, here, here, here. 363 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,430 Shit. 364 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:53,880 Fuck. 365 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,440 Move. 366 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:58,580 Come on. 367 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:02,170 Oh, man. 368 00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:05,100 [wind-up toy music] 369 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,650 ♪ 370 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,900 Ivy. 371 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,180 [static droning] 372 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:15,140 [baby cooing] 373 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:16,040 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 374 00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:17,320 Don't fire. 375 00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,110 He's got one of the babies. 376 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:23,050 [grunts] 377 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:26,780 [baby cooing] 378 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:32,920 Up above the tree so high, 379 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,790 like the birds in-- 380 00:18:35,890 --> 00:18:37,370 Sarge. 381 00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:44,000 ET. 382 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:47,140 Are you up there? 383 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,180 Whatever's up there, whatever's responsible, 384 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,730 make it pay. 385 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,560 No reward for going home with extra ammo. 386 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:56,810 Amen, sister. 387 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:07,370 Hey, Segura. 388 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:09,230 Wear that uniform. 389 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,900 [ominous music] 390 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:25,940 ♪ 391 00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:37,430 [distant baby cooing] 392 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:43,720 [wind-up toy music] 393 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:50,760 ♪ 394 00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:52,970 Fuck. 395 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:58,140 Ugh. 396 00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,180 [shrieks] 397 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,590 Ugh. 398 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,460 Ugh. 399 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,700 What the hell is it? 400 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,700 Ugh. 401 00:20:04,810 --> 00:20:07,390 [whimpering] 402 00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:19,750 [wheezing] 403 00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:31,900 Oh, my God. 404 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:32,870 [baby cooing] 405 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:33,870 Oh, fuck. 406 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:37,180 [creaking] 407 00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:38,490 What the fuck? 408 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,080 What the fuck is that? 409 00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,120 What the fuck is it? 410 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,050 [rumbling] 411 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:45,260 Oh, fuck. 412 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:48,820 It's feeding the fucking baby. 413 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,750 [ominous music] 414 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:54,720 [hissing] 415 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,690 [gurgling] 416 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,790 Amigo, light this fucker up. 417 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:02,690 [shrieking] 418 00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:13,870 [roaring] 419 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:15,670 Guys, get it off me! Get it off me! 420 00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:16,810 It's got me! 421 00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:18,020 It's got me! 422 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:21,020 [roaring] 423 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,340 ET, wait, wait. 424 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,270 I don't wanna do this to you, pal. 425 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:30,270 Come on, man. Keep back. 426 00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:31,240 I don't wanna do this! 427 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:33,270 Ivy, put him down! 428 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:34,960 [tense music] 429 00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:35,970 Finish it. 430 00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:37,240 [gunshot] 431 00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:38,240 [thud] 432 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:39,280 Phew. 433 00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:42,110 All right, cease fire. 434 00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:43,080 Oh, shit. 435 00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:44,080 [coughs] 436 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:45,220 Room? 437 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,490 Segura? 438 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,220 Fuckin' told you. 439 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,400 [pants] So this is what it's like. 440 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,430 Hey, hey. 441 00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:54,850 It's not going that way. 442 00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:56,300 All right? You're not gonna die. 443 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,780 No, no, no. 444 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,030 To be like you guys, hunting monsters-- 445 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:02,060 Something like this, kid. 446 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,170 Yeah. 447 00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:06,340 Hey, welcome to Warden. 448 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,340 Guys, help me get him up. 449 00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:11,480 [grunts] 450 00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:13,450 What do we tell the families? 451 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,630 Maybe it's best we don't. 452 00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:24,010 [baby cooing] 453 00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:31,260 [roaring] 454 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:33,370 [squelching] 455 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,820 [static droning] 456 00:22:39,930 --> 00:22:43,650 In the 1950s, a family of Chinese immigrants 457 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:48,000 arrived in Toronto from Hong Kong. 458 00:22:48,110 --> 00:22:51,770 They were followed by good fortune in their real estate 459 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,980 and commercial endeavors. 460 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,320 They purchased a beautiful, sprawling house 461 00:22:58,430 --> 00:23:02,360 built late in the Victorian era on a large plot of land. 462 00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:04,050 [peaceful music] 463 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:08,610 The patriarch and matriarch passed away in the 1980s, 464 00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:11,850 leaving the household to their eldest son, 465 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,680 who eventually ended up putting the house 466 00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:15,620 up for sale in the early '90s. 467 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,210 Over that span of liquidating assets, 468 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,310 he was staying in the house. 469 00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:24,700 He started to experience night terrors 470 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,630 and not sleeping well at night. 471 00:23:27,730 --> 00:23:31,390 But what I understand is the house was sold. 472 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:35,190 And the eldest son disappeared thereafter. 473 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:40,610 The son was of the mind that the house was either haunted 474 00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:44,650 or there were some kind of mysterious visitors, 475 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:49,720 but he never declared that he was being visited by aliens. 476 00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:52,000 In the Victorian era, people may have had 477 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,520 strange experiences with unknown beings. 478 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:59,280 And they might have said poltergeist or ghost 479 00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:02,600 or, in the 1950s, due to the tenor of the times, 480 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,320 they might have said Martian. 481 00:24:05,430 --> 00:24:09,080 Each generation possesses its own language 482 00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:14,570 and its own reference points for reported encounters. 483 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,680 The anxiety that grips everyone 484 00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:18,610 in that kind of situation 485 00:24:18,710 --> 00:24:21,130 is that they will be called crazy. 486 00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:26,690 So he wants to prove his sanity and record 487 00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:33,110 evidence using VHS tech of the strange happenings. 488 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:37,940 There were two recordings from the eldest son. 489 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,290 One was a POV, a Point of View, 490 00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:45,670 as well as a static camera. 491 00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:48,360 As far as a piece of evidence that I think 492 00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:50,470 could be called definitive, 493 00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:52,820 you'd have to be able to reach a point 494 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,930 where the arguments against the evidence 495 00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:59,690 start to become more of a stretch 496 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,550 than the arguments for it. 497 00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:04,660 I think that would be my definition of a piece 498 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,000 of truly compelling evidence. 499 00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:08,180 [click] 500 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,630 [static droning] 501 00:25:09,730 --> 00:25:12,730 [speaking non-English language] 502 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:57,680 Fuck. 503 00:26:06,930 --> 00:26:10,140 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 504 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,210 Fuck. 505 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,280 [phone buzzing] 506 00:26:54,390 --> 00:26:55,420 Shh, shh. 507 00:27:15,270 --> 00:27:18,200 [traffic sounds] 508 00:27:21,830 --> 00:27:24,210 [cheerful music] 509 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:27,420 ♪ 510 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,390 [distant horn] 511 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,470 [indistinct chatter] 512 00:27:43,570 --> 00:27:46,370 [traffic sounds] 513 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:55,840 [static droning] 514 00:30:14,450 --> 00:30:16,070 All right, man, lights. 515 00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:18,420 Roll camera, and music. 516 00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:22,770 Action. 517 00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:25,770 [mystical music] 518 00:30:25,870 --> 00:30:28,980 ♪ 519 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,260 [singing in non-English language] 520 00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:43,310 ♪ 521 00:32:13,570 --> 00:32:16,710 [vocalizing] 522 00:32:19,090 --> 00:32:21,750 Stop, stop, stop! 523 00:32:21,850 --> 00:32:22,720 Cut it, guys. 524 00:32:22,820 --> 00:32:24,100 Cut. 525 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,650 - Is there a problem? - Problem? 526 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,170 She needs a fucking break! 527 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,040 Take five, guys. 528 00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:37,210 Incompetent assholes. 529 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,250 Fuck! 530 00:32:49,570 --> 00:32:50,920 Are you okay? 531 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:52,400 Is she all right? 532 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:33,680 [clattering] 533 00:33:40,030 --> 00:33:44,660 [pants] 534 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,940 Lights. 535 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,530 Focus, Tara. Focus. 536 00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:55,430 Sorry. 537 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:02,190 Because you do more for less. 538 00:34:10,510 --> 00:34:11,620 It's fine. 539 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,170 Okay. 540 00:34:13,270 --> 00:34:15,620 Cool down, take a deep breath, 541 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,800 and get ready for another take, yeah? 542 00:34:29,050 --> 00:34:30,220 Okay? 543 00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:37,300 [squeaking] 544 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,100 [door slams] 545 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:49,310 [sobbing] 546 00:35:18,030 --> 00:35:20,790 Oh, fuck! 547 00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:23,690 [static droning] 548 00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:25,620 I'm really sorry, ma'am. 549 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,570 Do you want a selfie? 550 00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:45,850 Thank you, ma'am. 551 00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:48,400 I'm really sorry. 552 00:35:48,510 --> 00:35:49,750 I think I should leave. 553 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:58,690 Ma'am? 554 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,850 But he made me. 555 00:36:29,890 --> 00:36:30,830 Ma'am-- 556 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,990 I like your face. 557 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:04,410 [distant whispering] 558 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,900 She's one nudge away from waking up. 559 00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:36,620 Thank you. 560 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,210 Ma'am? 561 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,210 Ma'am? 562 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,870 [static droning] 563 00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:56,700 [garbled speech, static] 564 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,240 [screaming] 565 00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:15,860 [screeching] 566 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,000 What the hell? 567 00:38:23,010 --> 00:38:25,280 [whimpers] 568 00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:26,460 Tara. 569 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,530 Tara? Tara? Tara, Tara. 570 00:38:34,910 --> 00:38:37,570 [screams] 571 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:42,130 [splattering, sizzling] 572 00:38:42,230 --> 00:38:44,790 [screams] 573 00:38:57,660 --> 00:39:00,770 [distant screaming] 574 00:39:10,810 --> 00:39:12,160 [screaming] 575 00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:17,820 What the fuck? 576 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,620 [screaming, crackling] 577 00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:28,590 Fuck! 578 00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:34,490 [shouting] 579 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:40,150 [roars] 580 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,900 [crackling] 581 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,870 [screaming] 582 00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:06,830 [mystical music] 583 00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:11,460 ♪ 584 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,910 [screaming] 585 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,960 [squelching] 586 00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:34,590 [screams] 587 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,800 [crackling] 588 00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:49,640 [screaming] 589 00:41:01,060 --> 00:41:03,890 [screaming] 590 00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:14,000 No, no, no, no. 591 00:41:14,110 --> 00:41:17,280 [whispering] 592 00:41:17,390 --> 00:41:18,940 [whimpers] 593 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,090 Shh, shh. 594 00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:36,960 [whimpering] 595 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,210 [yells] 596 00:41:50,390 --> 00:41:52,220 [screaming] 597 00:41:57,980 --> 00:42:01,160 [sobs] 598 00:42:01,260 --> 00:42:02,610 [screams] 599 00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:08,820 [clicking] 600 00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:13,310 [shrieking] 601 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,670 [screams] 602 00:42:37,570 --> 00:42:39,060 [static droning] 603 00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:49,930 [whimpers] 604 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,200 Dance with me? 605 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,000 [pants] 606 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,980 [screams] 607 00:43:56,370 --> 00:43:59,170 [squelching] 608 00:44:11,010 --> 00:44:13,700 Do you want a selfie? 609 00:44:19,710 --> 00:44:21,330 ♪ I can't be blamed 610 00:44:21,430 --> 00:44:23,230 ♪ I am a goddess 611 00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:25,090 ♪ Super fiery and so 612 00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:43,320 [screaming] 613 00:44:43,420 --> 00:44:46,110 [static droning] 614 00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:51,570 Culturally speaking, we all defer to off-the-shelf images. 615 00:44:51,670 --> 00:44:53,020 Hello, hello? Hello, hello? 616 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,400 It's an aircraft, all right, but like nothing 617 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:55,810 I've ever seen before. Hello? 618 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,610 - What do you mean? - Hello, hello? 619 00:44:57,710 --> 00:45:00,300 The mind's eye image of the malevolent extraterrestrial 620 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,440 helped shape the paradigm of thinking about aliens. 621 00:45:04,550 --> 00:45:06,060 It only had four fingers. 622 00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:08,890 And on the tips of it were a little suction cups. 623 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,830 And they described the arm as much larger 624 00:45:10,930 --> 00:45:12,100 here from the human, 625 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,830 and the very short joint up here. 626 00:45:13,930 --> 00:45:16,380 And the head was large. 627 00:45:16,490 --> 00:45:18,940 The eyes were very sunken in. 628 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,600 When people speak of anal probes or dissections, 629 00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:26,220 those accounts began with communion. 630 00:45:26,330 --> 00:45:29,710 Whitley Strieber described the presence of what 631 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:32,370 we now popularly call grays-- 632 00:45:32,470 --> 00:45:38,580 slender limbs, a large cranium, oval-shaped eyes. 633 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,200 It's a cultural archetype. 634 00:45:40,310 --> 00:45:44,860 And a theme developed that maybe we're not alone 635 00:45:44,970 --> 00:45:48,420 and maybe our company does not wish us well. 636 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,140 [ominous music] 637 00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:52,110 [static droning] 638 00:45:52,210 --> 00:45:55,770 ♪ Happy birthday to you 639 00:45:55,870 --> 00:45:59,190 ♪ Happy birthday to you 640 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:04,740 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Zach 641 00:46:04,850 --> 00:46:08,540 ♪ Happy birthday to you 642 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,200 [cheering] 643 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:13,580 Ah! 644 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,580 Right. 645 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,860 Zach Cam is a-rollin'. 646 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,520 [cheering] 647 00:46:19,620 --> 00:46:20,720 - Yeah. - Wait, wait. 648 00:46:20,830 --> 00:46:22,350 How's our birthday boy doing? 649 00:46:22,450 --> 00:46:24,040 I wanted to go bowling. 650 00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:25,630 Rock and roll, baby. 651 00:46:25,730 --> 00:46:26,730 You don't know how to bowl. 652 00:46:26,830 --> 00:46:27,700 [laughter] 653 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:28,940 No fun. 654 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,320 Hey, Zachy-poo. 655 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:31,940 Noah here, obviously. 656 00:46:32,050 --> 00:46:34,460 Dude, happy 30th, compadre. 657 00:46:34,570 --> 00:46:35,430 Hey, ladies! 658 00:46:35,530 --> 00:46:36,600 No, no. 659 00:46:36,710 --> 00:46:37,810 We're not doing that stuff. 660 00:46:37,910 --> 00:46:39,020 - Yeah, we are. - No, no. 661 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,090 Dirty little boy. 662 00:46:40,190 --> 00:46:41,610 You're just a dirty little boy. 663 00:46:41,710 --> 00:46:42,680 Listen, listen, listen, man. 664 00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:43,680 I got your doc cam a-rollin'. 665 00:46:43,780 --> 00:46:45,300 Whoo! 666 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,750 Oh, also, yeah, we all know how you feel about, 667 00:46:46,850 --> 00:46:48,060 you know, heights. 668 00:46:48,170 --> 00:46:49,440 And I've just gotta say, 669 00:46:49,550 --> 00:46:51,580 I am totally in awe of your bravery, dude. 670 00:46:51,690 --> 00:46:52,930 Like, holy shit. - Whoo! 671 00:46:53,030 --> 00:46:55,040 Dude, this is gonna be so dope. 672 00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:56,310 So dope. 673 00:46:56,420 --> 00:46:57,800 All right, all right. Pass it over here now. 674 00:46:57,900 --> 00:46:58,870 Oh, also, don't break my camera. 675 00:46:58,970 --> 00:46:59,870 Cool. - [laughs] 676 00:46:59,970 --> 00:47:01,420 Thank you. 677 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,490 Five minutes to jump run. Five minutes. 678 00:47:02,590 --> 00:47:03,490 Whoo! 679 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,630 Okay. 680 00:47:04,730 --> 00:47:07,120 Happy birthday, Zachary. 681 00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:08,320 Whoo! 682 00:47:08,430 --> 00:47:10,050 My kids are going to lose their fucking shit 683 00:47:10,150 --> 00:47:12,050 when they see this. 684 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,500 I just have to say, I am so proud of you. 685 00:47:15,610 --> 00:47:16,750 Proud of you! 686 00:47:16,850 --> 00:47:17,680 It's not the worst thing, Okay? 687 00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:18,780 I know, I know. 688 00:47:18,890 --> 00:47:20,340 I'm just--oh. 689 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:21,610 - Jesus. - Whoa. 690 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:22,890 Okay. 691 00:47:22,990 --> 00:47:24,240 Glad I skipped breakfast this morning, 692 00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:26,380 but beers on me when we get back. 693 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,620 Whoo! 694 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:28,970 Yes! 695 00:47:29,070 --> 00:47:30,170 Pass that sucker back this way. 696 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,040 Come here. 697 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,900 You got it? 698 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:33,970 Got it. 699 00:47:34,070 --> 00:47:35,830 Are we good, Skipper? 700 00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:37,320 - All good. - Whoa. 701 00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:38,980 Minor crosswind. Nothing to worry about. 702 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,290 All right. All right. 703 00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:41,670 Gonna make landing dicey, though. 704 00:47:41,770 --> 00:47:43,390 Why--why'd he say that? 705 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:44,640 - Clip it. - Yeah, I got it, Dad. 706 00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:45,670 Thanks. 707 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:46,950 Got it? 708 00:47:47,050 --> 00:47:47,920 And I'm clipped in. 709 00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:49,500 Okay. 710 00:47:49,610 --> 00:47:51,020 How do I look? 711 00:47:51,130 --> 00:47:52,330 Dude, Zach, I could get into some serious shit 712 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,990 for letting you wear this, all right? 713 00:47:54,090 --> 00:47:55,440 So don't go posting this footage anywhere. 714 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,510 Man, I heard you the first 50 times. 715 00:47:56,610 --> 00:47:57,510 All right? 716 00:47:57,610 --> 00:47:58,960 Hey, hey. 717 00:47:59,060 --> 00:48:00,620 This is some next-level best friend shit, man. 718 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:01,580 You ready to fly? 719 00:48:01,690 --> 00:48:03,240 Not really, Logan. 720 00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:04,790 Honestly, I'm kind of freakin' out right now. 721 00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:06,210 Yeah, well, hey, that's normal, man. 722 00:48:06,310 --> 00:48:07,900 You're about to jump out of this plane 723 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,010 and fly around like Iron Man at 120 miles an hour 724 00:48:10,110 --> 00:48:11,490 for about 60 seconds. 725 00:48:11,590 --> 00:48:13,110 If you really want to butter me up, 726 00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:14,150 you would have said Superman. I'm a Superman guy. 727 00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:15,320 You know this. Yeah. 728 00:48:15,430 --> 00:48:16,530 Yeah. 729 00:48:16,630 --> 00:48:17,770 Hey, listen, this shit is next-level addictive, 730 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,500 all right? 731 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:20,780 After today, you're gonna be begging me to come back up. 732 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,050 I seriously doubt that, man. 733 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,370 Look, maybe--maybe you all jump, right? 734 00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:27,470 Like, I can just meet you back at the hangar. 735 00:48:27,580 --> 00:48:28,470 He can take me down. 736 00:48:28,580 --> 00:48:29,850 Planes go both ways. 737 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:30,990 You don't need me to jump. 738 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:32,270 I got you. Okay? 739 00:48:32,370 --> 00:48:33,170 We got you. 740 00:48:33,270 --> 00:48:34,270 Jess, can you tell him, please? 741 00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:35,310 Yes. 742 00:48:35,410 --> 00:48:36,340 Baby, I promise. 743 00:48:36,450 --> 00:48:37,830 I know that this is insane. - Yeah. 744 00:48:37,930 --> 00:48:39,040 - This is fucking crazy, but-- - I know. 745 00:48:39,140 --> 00:48:41,450 It's gonna be amazing, I swear. 746 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,010 All right? - Yeah. 747 00:48:43,110 --> 00:48:44,180 Plus, you look super fuckin' hot in that jumpsuit 748 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,080 Whoo! 749 00:48:45,180 --> 00:48:46,320 Hot, you say? 750 00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:47,630 I look hot? 751 00:48:47,730 --> 00:48:49,770 Hey, Logan, can I keep the jumpsuit, man? 752 00:48:49,870 --> 00:48:50,840 [laughs] 753 00:48:50,940 --> 00:48:52,500 I fuckin' love you guys. 754 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:53,880 And if that were a text, I would emphasize it 755 00:48:53,980 --> 00:48:55,570 and heart it. 756 00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:56,780 Hey, I love you. 757 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,020 - I love you. - Come here. 758 00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,020 Get under here. 759 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,330 Mwah, mwah. 760 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,540 Get outta here. All right. 761 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,680 [laughs] 762 00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:03,890 Three minutes to altitude. 763 00:49:03,990 --> 00:49:05,370 - Okay. - Whoo! 764 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,680 All right, that's three minutes, guys. 765 00:49:06,790 --> 00:49:07,820 Three minutes. - Okay. 766 00:49:07,930 --> 00:49:08,790 Three minutes. Clip in. 767 00:49:08,890 --> 00:49:10,270 Tandems clip in. 768 00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,520 Everyone secure your latches, straps? 769 00:49:12,620 --> 00:49:13,450 Everyone good? 770 00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:14,730 Ready, babe? 771 00:49:14,830 --> 00:49:15,900 Okay. 772 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,280 We are so crispy, guys. 773 00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:18,560 All right. 774 00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:20,250 Now, remember--keep those backs arched. 775 00:49:20,350 --> 00:49:23,010 And when in doubt, pop those crotches out, baby. 776 00:49:23,110 --> 00:49:24,910 - I felt all of that, man. - It's the Viagra. 777 00:49:25,010 --> 00:49:26,120 Don't worry. 778 00:49:26,220 --> 00:49:27,430 That was right on my back, okay? 779 00:49:27,530 --> 00:49:29,150 - [laughs] - Hey, we clipped in? 780 00:49:29,260 --> 00:49:30,430 - Yeah, Z-man, scoot over. - You all seeing this? 781 00:49:30,540 --> 00:49:32,190 What-- 782 00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:33,710 Look out the window, starboard side, 3:00 o'clock. 783 00:49:33,810 --> 00:49:35,470 The hell's starboard side? 784 00:49:35,570 --> 00:49:36,780 - No fucking way. - No way. 785 00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:37,820 What is it? 786 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:38,920 Whoa, shit. 787 00:49:39,030 --> 00:49:40,480 What the fuck is that, man? 788 00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:41,650 I can't see it. 789 00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:42,860 Whoa! 790 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,100 Hey, what was that, man? 791 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,380 That was a fucking UFO! 792 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,310 What'd you see? 793 00:49:46,410 --> 00:49:48,210 I have no fuckin' idea. 794 00:49:48,310 --> 00:49:50,110 That's insane, bro. 795 00:49:50,210 --> 00:49:52,110 What are you looking at? 796 00:49:52,210 --> 00:49:53,080 What the fuck? 797 00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:54,250 Easy, easy, easy. 798 00:49:54,350 --> 00:49:55,870 Guys, guys, guys. 799 00:49:55,970 --> 00:49:57,180 It's over here, now. Look, look. 800 00:49:57,290 --> 00:49:58,670 Holy fucking shit, dude. 801 00:49:58,770 --> 00:49:59,940 Holy--oh, my God! 802 00:50:00,050 --> 00:50:00,980 We come in peace. 803 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,190 Is this Area 51? 804 00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:03,500 - Whoa. - Whoa. 805 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,530 [low booming] 806 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:05,570 Fuckin'-- 807 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:09,880 [loud crashing] 808 00:50:09,990 --> 00:50:11,470 What was that? 809 00:50:11,580 --> 00:50:16,650 That's military aircraft in our air space. 810 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:17,650 Oh-- 811 00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:18,690 Whoa. 812 00:50:18,790 --> 00:50:20,000 We're headed back. 813 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:22,000 [indistinct chatter] 814 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:23,350 - What the fuck was that? - Jeez. 815 00:50:23,450 --> 00:50:25,000 Zach, this doesn't look good, man. 816 00:50:25,110 --> 00:50:26,210 Shift over so I can secure that last ring. 817 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,390 I'm trying, man. 818 00:50:27,490 --> 00:50:28,770 I'm stuck. 819 00:50:28,870 --> 00:50:29,870 Oh, God. 820 00:50:29,970 --> 00:50:31,010 It's stuck on my balls. 821 00:50:31,110 --> 00:50:31,980 Work with me, Zach. 822 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,050 Come on. 823 00:50:33,150 --> 00:50:35,570 [shouting] 824 00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:43,400 [loud whooshing] 825 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,750 [shouting] 826 00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:56,720 [beeping] 827 00:50:56,830 --> 00:50:59,830 [shouting] 828 00:51:05,110 --> 00:51:08,290 [loud whooshing] 829 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,120 Yo, we gotta jump. 830 00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:14,470 Get outta here. 831 00:51:14,570 --> 00:51:15,500 We gotta jump. 832 00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:18,850 [alarm beeping] 833 00:51:18,950 --> 00:51:20,470 [groans] 834 00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:21,890 [screams] 835 00:51:21,990 --> 00:51:25,170 [alarm blaring] 836 00:51:25,270 --> 00:51:28,450 [shouting] 837 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:35,590 [loud whooshing] 838 00:51:35,690 --> 00:51:38,590 [screams] 839 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:40,320 Oh, shit! 840 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:46,290 Oh, shit! 841 00:51:50,710 --> 00:51:53,680 [whooshing] 842 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:06,000 [screams] 843 00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:07,970 Logan! 844 00:52:08,070 --> 00:52:10,700 Where's my chute? 845 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,970 I can't pull it! 846 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:18,500 Logan, pull the chute! 847 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:23,500 [screams] 848 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,920 Oh, shit! 849 00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:29,160 [beeping] 850 00:52:33,990 --> 00:52:36,960 [groaning] 851 00:52:44,730 --> 00:52:46,420 [screaming] 852 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,900 [thud] 853 00:52:50,670 --> 00:52:53,630 [gasping] 854 00:53:02,610 --> 00:53:05,820 Logan? 855 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,820 [descending scream] 856 00:53:08,930 --> 00:53:09,860 [thud] 857 00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:16,000 Logan. 858 00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:20,940 [crashing] 859 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:25,460 [grunts, pants] 860 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,050 Logan. 861 00:53:27,150 --> 00:53:29,740 Logan, man, come on. 862 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:30,810 Logan, man. 863 00:53:30,910 --> 00:53:31,980 Get me out of these straps, man. 864 00:53:32,090 --> 00:53:34,610 Come on. 865 00:53:34,710 --> 00:53:36,640 Logan, you gotta help me out, man. 866 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:37,640 Come on. 867 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:40,540 [pants, grunts] 868 00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:49,140 Logan. 869 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,210 Logan. 870 00:53:51,310 --> 00:53:52,180 We gotta get outta here. 871 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,460 We gotta--oh... 872 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,940 [sobbing] 873 00:54:02,050 --> 00:54:03,740 Logan. 874 00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:10,160 [sobbing] 875 00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:11,440 Help! 876 00:54:14,270 --> 00:54:15,230 Somebody. 877 00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:16,890 Somebody help! 878 00:54:20,170 --> 00:54:22,830 Jess! 879 00:54:22,930 --> 00:54:28,420 Jess, where are--[sobbing] 880 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,940 [distant cracking] 881 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,290 [crows cawing] 882 00:54:32,390 --> 00:54:33,600 Zach! 883 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,840 Brett. 884 00:54:37,950 --> 00:54:41,090 Where are you? 885 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:42,670 Follow my voice. 886 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,880 We're over here! 887 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:45,920 Zach! 888 00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:48,160 Brett! 889 00:54:48,270 --> 00:54:49,230 Zach! 890 00:54:49,340 --> 00:54:52,060 We're over here. 891 00:54:52,170 --> 00:54:54,930 [pants] Oh. 892 00:54:55,030 --> 00:54:56,340 Oh, my God. 893 00:54:56,450 --> 00:54:59,380 Are you okay? 894 00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:00,970 Where's Logan? 895 00:55:01,070 --> 00:55:02,900 I don't--did you see Jess? 896 00:55:03,010 --> 00:55:03,870 No, no, no, no. 897 00:55:03,970 --> 00:55:05,250 She's not with us. 898 00:55:05,350 --> 00:55:06,220 Where's Logan? 899 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,250 Where's Logan? 900 00:55:07,350 --> 00:55:09,110 I--he's-- 901 00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:12,700 Zach, where is Logan? 902 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,220 He's dead. 903 00:55:14,330 --> 00:55:15,780 What? 904 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:16,810 Oh, fuck. 905 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,230 Oh, fuck. 906 00:55:18,330 --> 00:55:20,060 Fuck, fuck! 907 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,230 [sobbing] 908 00:55:21,330 --> 00:55:24,060 [distant scream] 909 00:55:27,410 --> 00:55:29,170 [indistinct chatter] 910 00:55:29,270 --> 00:55:30,170 We're losing him. 911 00:55:30,270 --> 00:55:31,380 We're fucking losing him. 912 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,380 Press down. 913 00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:33,550 Pressure, pressure. 914 00:55:33,660 --> 00:55:34,900 [spurting] - Oh. 915 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,380 - Shit. - Press, press, press down. 916 00:55:36,490 --> 00:55:38,040 [groaning] 917 00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:39,080 It's gonna be okay. 918 00:55:39,180 --> 00:55:41,980 [groans] 919 00:55:45,150 --> 00:55:46,320 Oh, my God. Oh, God. 920 00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:47,430 There's so much blood. 921 00:55:47,530 --> 00:55:48,430 I don't know what to do. 922 00:55:48,530 --> 00:55:50,050 I don't know what to do. 923 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,290 Jess? 924 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,500 [groans] 925 00:55:53,610 --> 00:55:54,780 [cracking] - Oh, what the fuck? 926 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,680 - The fuck's that? - Oh, shit! 927 00:55:56,780 --> 00:55:58,230 The fuck do we do? - Ugh. 928 00:55:58,340 --> 00:55:59,750 - I don't fuckin' know. - [retches] 929 00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:00,580 The fuck. 930 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,170 Shit, fuck, okay. 931 00:56:02,270 --> 00:56:03,240 Oh, God. 932 00:56:03,340 --> 00:56:05,140 Oh, okay. Okay. 933 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,030 You guys see Jess? 934 00:56:06,140 --> 00:56:07,730 [retches] 935 00:56:07,830 --> 00:56:09,170 - Oh, my--oh-- - Fuck. 936 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,310 Ugh. - [coughs] 937 00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:11,870 - Zach, help me! - Fuck. 938 00:56:11,970 --> 00:56:13,010 Jess! 939 00:56:13,110 --> 00:56:14,040 [groans] 940 00:56:14,150 --> 00:56:15,320 Jess, is that you? 941 00:56:15,420 --> 00:56:18,250 [breathes heavily] 942 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:19,430 Zach! 943 00:56:19,530 --> 00:56:20,460 Fuck. 944 00:56:20,570 --> 00:56:21,640 Oh, my God! 945 00:56:21,740 --> 00:56:23,220 Jess! 946 00:56:23,330 --> 00:56:25,160 Jess, I'm coming! 947 00:56:28,540 --> 00:56:29,510 What the-- 948 00:56:29,610 --> 00:56:30,920 Now what the fuck? 949 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:32,340 Oh, God! - [whimpers] 950 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,790 Oh, my God! 951 00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:34,990 Oh, my-- 952 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,480 Now run, run! Fuck! 953 00:56:36,580 --> 00:56:38,200 Run! Now! 954 00:56:38,310 --> 00:56:39,200 Run! Let's go. 955 00:56:39,310 --> 00:56:40,550 [roaring] 956 00:56:40,650 --> 00:56:42,450 Oh, shit! - Let's go. 957 00:56:42,550 --> 00:56:43,930 - Britt, wait up. - Oh, my God, oh, my God! 958 00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,000 Let's go! 959 00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:46,450 Run! - Fuck. 960 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:47,350 Come on! 961 00:56:47,450 --> 00:56:48,520 Come on! 962 00:56:48,630 --> 00:56:49,660 Yo, what the fuck was that? 963 00:56:49,770 --> 00:56:50,910 I don't fuckin' know. 964 00:56:51,010 --> 00:56:52,110 Run! 965 00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:53,080 Shut up and run! 966 00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:54,500 - Hey. - Help! 967 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,770 Fuck. Where are we? 968 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,460 [distant shout] - Jess. 969 00:56:57,570 --> 00:56:59,090 Hey, guys. Noah, stop! 970 00:56:59,190 --> 00:57:00,570 I heard Jess! 971 00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:02,020 What the fuck, dude? Why are we stopping? 972 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,130 - I heard Jess. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 973 00:57:03,230 --> 00:57:04,090 I think I heard it too. 974 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,020 Wait, listen. 975 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:06,160 [panting] 976 00:57:06,270 --> 00:57:07,200 [roaring] 977 00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,580 Oh, my God. 978 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,100 Let's go. Fuck. 979 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,060 - [screams] - Go. 980 00:57:11,170 --> 00:57:12,380 Brittney! 981 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,070 Brittney! 982 00:57:14,170 --> 00:57:15,100 [yelling] 983 00:57:15,210 --> 00:57:16,240 Oh, my God. 984 00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:21,970 [screaming] 985 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:22,970 This way. 986 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,110 Go, go, go. 987 00:57:24,220 --> 00:57:26,250 Run! 988 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,390 [screaming] 989 00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:30,500 Oh, my God. 990 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:31,770 Fuck. 991 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,220 [snarling] 992 00:57:33,330 --> 00:57:34,540 [screams] 993 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,920 Go, go, go, go! 994 00:57:38,020 --> 00:57:41,090 What the fuck? 995 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,100 Hurry up. 996 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,650 [chittering] 997 00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:45,170 - Run. - Ooh. 998 00:57:45,270 --> 00:57:46,200 Run! 999 00:57:46,310 --> 00:57:48,270 Zach, come on! 1000 00:57:48,380 --> 00:57:49,930 Zach! - Yeah. 1001 00:57:50,030 --> 00:57:51,100 Zach, what the fuck are you doing? 1002 00:57:51,210 --> 00:57:52,070 Get up. Get up! 1003 00:57:52,170 --> 00:57:54,110 [roaring] 1004 00:57:54,210 --> 00:57:56,730 [screaming] 1005 00:58:06,190 --> 00:58:09,500 [pants] 1006 00:58:09,610 --> 00:58:11,300 [snarling] 1007 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,330 Oh, fuck. 1008 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,090 Zach, run, run, Zach! 1009 00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,030 Run! 1010 00:58:18,130 --> 00:58:20,060 [screams] 1011 00:58:20,170 --> 00:58:23,140 [crackling, screaming] 1012 00:58:28,490 --> 00:58:30,110 [snarling] 1013 00:58:32,490 --> 00:58:35,630 [pants] 1014 00:58:57,690 --> 00:59:00,830 [screams] 1015 00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:05,830 [pants] 1016 00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:20,640 [retches] 1017 00:59:29,030 --> 00:59:30,340 Jess? 1018 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,070 [pants] 1019 00:59:38,590 --> 00:59:39,590 Jess? 1020 00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:42,110 Jess! 1021 00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:44,530 Jess, babe. 1022 00:59:44,630 --> 00:59:47,320 Babe, are you okay? 1023 00:59:47,430 --> 00:59:49,910 Jess. 1024 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:50,880 Jess. 1025 00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:51,910 Jess. 1026 00:59:52,020 --> 00:59:54,090 [spurting] 1027 00:59:54,190 --> 00:59:58,060 [sobbing] 1028 00:59:58,160 --> 00:59:59,270 No. 1029 00:59:59,370 --> 01:00:02,270 [sobbing] 1030 01:00:07,210 --> 01:00:09,970 I'm sorry. 1031 01:00:10,070 --> 01:00:13,000 [sobbing] 1032 01:00:17,770 --> 01:00:20,700 Fuck you! 1033 01:00:20,810 --> 01:00:23,150 [sniffles] 1034 01:00:23,260 --> 01:00:26,260 [yells] 1035 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,050 [sniffles] 1036 01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:40,450 [distant vehicle sounds] 1037 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,210 Help! 1038 01:00:51,110 --> 01:00:52,420 Hey! Hey! 1039 01:00:52,530 --> 01:00:53,870 Hey! Sir! 1040 01:00:53,980 --> 01:00:55,180 Sir, stop the truck! 1041 01:00:55,290 --> 01:00:56,150 Stop the truck! 1042 01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:57,600 Oh, jeez. 1043 01:00:57,700 --> 01:00:58,740 Oh, oh, thank-- 1044 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,120 What the fuck? 1045 01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:02,950 Sir, sir, we gotta get out. No, no, no, no. 1046 01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:04,160 We gotta to get out of here, sir. 1047 01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:05,160 Oh, shit. - Son... 1048 01:01:05,260 --> 01:01:06,510 you got till the count of tres... 1049 01:01:06,610 --> 01:01:07,610 Fucking kidding me? 1050 01:01:07,710 --> 01:01:08,820 To get the hell outta my truck. 1051 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,270 Sir, there is something out there. 1052 01:01:10,370 --> 01:01:11,510 We need to get the fuck outta here right now, okay? 1053 01:01:11,610 --> 01:01:12,790 It killed... - One. 1054 01:01:12,890 --> 01:01:13,720 My friends. It killed my wife. 1055 01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:14,860 Please, sir. Please. 1056 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:15,790 I'm not fucking around with you. 1057 01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:16,830 Just-- - Two. 1058 01:01:16,930 --> 01:01:17,790 Sir, sir, please, please. 1059 01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:18,830 I promise you I'm not-- 1060 01:01:18,930 --> 01:01:20,180 I'm not lying. 1061 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:23,250 [screaming] 1062 01:01:30,290 --> 01:01:32,600 [roaring] 1063 01:01:32,710 --> 01:01:36,360 [screaming] 1064 01:01:41,710 --> 01:01:44,960 [loud whooshing] 1065 01:01:55,350 --> 01:01:58,350 [pants] 1066 01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:05,430 Fuck this. 1067 01:02:05,530 --> 01:02:08,600 [yells] Oh, oh... 1068 01:02:08,710 --> 01:02:11,990 [panting, yelling] 1069 01:02:12,090 --> 01:02:15,130 [groans] 1070 01:02:15,230 --> 01:02:16,650 Come on. 1071 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:19,860 [tires squealing] 1072 01:02:22,620 --> 01:02:24,200 Oh, fuck. 1073 01:02:24,310 --> 01:02:27,210 [groans] 1074 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:31,490 Oh, God. 1075 01:02:31,590 --> 01:02:32,520 Come on. 1076 01:02:32,630 --> 01:02:34,110 Please. 1077 01:02:34,210 --> 01:02:35,980 Please. 1078 01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:40,530 [gravel crunching] 1079 01:02:40,630 --> 01:02:42,880 [pants] 1080 01:02:42,980 --> 01:02:46,230 Oh, you've gotta be fucking kidding. 1081 01:02:46,330 --> 01:02:47,610 [rattling] 1082 01:02:47,710 --> 01:02:49,200 Shit. 1083 01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:51,540 Oh. 1084 01:02:51,650 --> 01:02:52,540 Fuck. 1085 01:02:52,650 --> 01:02:53,580 Oh, shit. 1086 01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,130 Oh! 1087 01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:56,130 Oh, fuck. 1088 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,550 Oh, shit. 1089 01:02:57,650 --> 01:02:59,520 Oh. 1090 01:02:59,620 --> 01:03:02,550 [yells] 1091 01:03:08,900 --> 01:03:12,050 [screams] 1092 01:03:25,650 --> 01:03:28,200 Oh, oh. 1093 01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:31,200 [garbled scream] 1094 01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:37,730 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1095 01:03:37,830 --> 01:03:40,180 [screaming] 1096 01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:44,150 [gasping] 1097 01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:55,430 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1098 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:58,510 [screams] 1099 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:05,890 [static droning] 1100 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:15,070 We are desperate to break out of the conditions 1101 01:04:15,180 --> 01:04:17,280 of everyday life. 1102 01:04:17,390 --> 01:04:18,560 Hey, got it. 1103 01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:20,460 [laughs] Whoo-hoo! 1104 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,800 Roger. 1105 01:04:21,910 --> 01:04:23,950 When I was a kid, I never dreamt 1106 01:04:24,050 --> 01:04:30,230 that you would see serious news reportage about UFOs 1107 01:04:30,330 --> 01:04:33,580 or unexplained encounters, unknown tech. 1108 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:34,580 Well, if there's a-- 1109 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,540 Look at that thing. 1110 01:04:36,650 --> 01:04:38,030 It's rotating. 1111 01:04:38,130 --> 01:04:40,440 Whenever I see a piece of footage, 1112 01:04:40,550 --> 01:04:45,350 my first response is to defer to analysts. 1113 01:04:45,450 --> 01:04:50,140 I am not someone who has the background or training 1114 01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:53,040 to analyze footage. 1115 01:04:53,150 --> 01:04:54,910 I've never seen a real UFO video. 1116 01:04:55,010 --> 01:04:57,880 I think they're all fake, but I believe 1117 01:04:57,980 --> 01:04:59,910 there could be a second layer to what 1118 01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:01,670 we're about to watch today. 1119 01:05:01,780 --> 01:05:03,710 All the orb videos I've seen at this point-- 1120 01:05:03,810 --> 01:05:05,090 they look exactly like this. 1121 01:05:05,190 --> 01:05:06,850 Thing flying never changes directions. 1122 01:05:06,950 --> 01:05:08,200 It's always in a straight line 1123 01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:10,990 because it's being filmed from an airplane. 1124 01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:12,680 - I'm Sam. - I'm Niko. 1125 01:05:12,790 --> 01:05:16,030 We are from Corridor Digital, a YouTube channel. 1126 01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:17,960 We have this series, "Visual Effects Artists React," 1127 01:05:18,070 --> 01:05:20,000 where we do a weekly breakdown of visual effects. 1128 01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:22,520 And it was, like, one moment in time when 1129 01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:23,970 UFOs were big on the news. 1130 01:05:24,070 --> 01:05:25,560 And we figured, let's look at these 1131 01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:27,870 and see if we can use our knowledge of visual effects 1132 01:05:27,970 --> 01:05:30,290 to see if these videos have been doctored. 1133 01:05:30,390 --> 01:05:31,840 Oh, come on. 1134 01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:32,980 VFX. 1135 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:34,460 Orb-like object. 1136 01:05:34,570 --> 01:05:36,020 There's a moment there where it 1137 01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,610 looks like the classic, like, latex balloon. 1138 01:05:38,710 --> 01:05:41,710 If an alien video's mystery depends on me 1139 01:05:41,820 --> 01:05:43,400 not being able to see it clearly, 1140 01:05:43,510 --> 01:05:47,130 then that deducts credibility from the video. 1141 01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:50,650 But there is an aesthetic to the nicely compressed, 1142 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:52,310 hard-to-see video. 1143 01:05:52,410 --> 01:05:55,310 And it hits unlike anything else, in my opinion. 1144 01:05:55,420 --> 01:05:57,380 That's why everyone likes filming spooky things 1145 01:05:57,490 --> 01:05:58,830 with VHS cameras. 1146 01:05:58,940 --> 01:06:00,040 [laughs] 1147 01:06:00,140 --> 01:06:02,080 [static droning] 1148 01:06:02,180 --> 01:06:04,050 Welcome to Doggy Dreamhouse, 1149 01:06:04,150 --> 01:06:08,150 the happiest place in all the land, if you're a dog. 1150 01:06:08,260 --> 01:06:10,910 Are you going out of town for a long weekend? 1151 01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:12,540 We've got you covered. 1152 01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:16,750 Did your little guy roll around in mud or excrement? 1153 01:06:16,850 --> 01:06:18,340 Well, no problem. 1154 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,920 Just bring him in and we'll give your little stinker 1155 01:06:21,030 --> 01:06:23,860 the first class spa treatment. 1156 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,210 Has naughty behavior become an issue? 1157 01:06:26,310 --> 01:06:28,550 Well, if so, we're the place to be. 1158 01:06:28,660 --> 01:06:31,280 We specialize in all sorts of animal training. 1159 01:06:31,380 --> 01:06:34,660 You won't believe the changes we can make. 1160 01:06:34,770 --> 01:06:36,800 And this is Robert. 1161 01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:38,180 Say hello, Robert. 1162 01:06:38,290 --> 01:06:39,770 Robert is my baby. 1163 01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:41,290 Aren't you? 1164 01:06:41,390 --> 01:06:44,290 But here at Doggy Dreamhouse, we treat all dogs 1165 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,190 like they're our very own. 1166 01:06:46,290 --> 01:06:48,740 And for you helicopter fur parents, 1167 01:06:48,850 --> 01:06:50,470 each one of your precious babies 1168 01:06:50,570 --> 01:06:53,060 will be outfitted with a little collar cam, 1169 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,300 just like the one that Robert is wearing. 1170 01:06:55,410 --> 01:06:57,370 So you can keep tabs on all the trouble 1171 01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,340 your little troublemakers are getting into-- 1172 01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:02,340 and all the fun they'll be having. 1173 01:07:02,450 --> 01:07:05,900 [chuckles] So come on down to Doggy Dreamhouse 1174 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,070 and have a bark-tastic day. 1175 01:07:08,180 --> 01:07:09,630 [chuckles] 1176 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:16,050 Becky Baxter--been tracking her online for a few weeks now. 1177 01:07:16,150 --> 01:07:18,050 She runs her business out of her house. 1178 01:07:18,150 --> 01:07:21,160 Seems legit, except for these. 1179 01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,430 - What are those? - Jesus. 1180 01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:23,680 God. 1181 01:07:23,780 --> 01:07:25,060 Those are fucking mutilated dog corpses. 1182 01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:26,200 I'm sorry. What? 1183 01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:27,470 - Stop. That is... - Disgusting. 1184 01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:28,960 - Revolt-- - What's the plan? 1185 01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:30,060 How are we gonna take this old lady down? 1186 01:07:30,170 --> 01:07:31,170 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Dude. 1187 01:07:31,270 --> 01:07:32,440 - Ageism. - Thank you. 1188 01:07:32,550 --> 01:07:33,410 Ageism. 1189 01:07:33,510 --> 01:07:35,210 The plan is that Stuart and Angela 1190 01:07:35,310 --> 01:07:36,830 will pose as our couple wanting to board their dog. 1191 01:07:36,930 --> 01:07:38,170 Think he'll be able to pull off that role? 1192 01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:39,760 Shut up, dude. Come on, guys. 1193 01:07:39,860 --> 01:07:41,250 You're so immature. 1194 01:07:41,350 --> 01:07:42,250 - It's a little funny. - Can you be an adult for-- 1195 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:43,870 Can we focus here? 1196 01:07:43,970 --> 01:07:46,290 Stuart and Angela will be posing as our decoy couple. 1197 01:07:46,390 --> 01:07:48,800 My dog, Pickles, will be posing as their dog. 1198 01:07:48,910 --> 01:07:52,260 We're gonna be using the kennel cam, so make sure you get 1199 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:53,360 as much of the house as possible. 1200 01:07:53,460 --> 01:07:55,050 Will do. We're on it, boss. 1201 01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:56,260 Yep. 1202 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,200 [barking] 1203 01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:06,480 Oh, come on in. 1204 01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:10,860 [barking] 1205 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:11,900 Hey. 1206 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,040 Oh, hi. 1207 01:08:13,140 --> 01:08:14,070 Hello. 1208 01:08:14,180 --> 01:08:15,660 You must be Tom and Sarah? 1209 01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:16,660 Hi. 1210 01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:17,660 Nice to meet you. 1211 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:18,870 Nice to meet you too. 1212 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:19,940 Oh. 1213 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,700 And this must be Pickles. 1214 01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,530 Oh, aren't you the most precious creature 1215 01:08:25,630 --> 01:08:28,400 I've ever seen in my whole life? 1216 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:29,500 Well, let's get you out of that carrier. 1217 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:30,740 That's okay. 1218 01:08:30,850 --> 01:08:32,120 I don't want him marking his territory in your home. 1219 01:08:32,230 --> 01:08:33,500 Oh, no, no, no. That's totally fine. 1220 01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:35,200 Let's let him stretch his little legs. 1221 01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:36,920 Seriously, he gets really bad separation anxiety 1222 01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:38,060 if Tom's not holding him-- - Yeah. 1223 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:39,200 - So-- - Okay. 1224 01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:40,680 Well, suit yourself. 1225 01:08:40,790 --> 01:08:41,790 Come on in, folks. 1226 01:08:41,890 --> 01:08:42,820 This is it. 1227 01:08:42,930 --> 01:08:43,890 Nothing fancy, I know. 1228 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,000 It's nice. 1229 01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:46,030 Looks fun. 1230 01:08:46,140 --> 01:08:47,550 Oh, it is. 1231 01:08:47,660 --> 01:08:50,690 And this little gentleman here is Robert. 1232 01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,040 Come here, Robert. 1233 01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:53,210 There you are. 1234 01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:55,220 Robert, this is Pickles. 1235 01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:56,360 Pickles, this is Robert. 1236 01:08:56,460 --> 01:08:57,770 Yes. 1237 01:08:57,870 --> 01:09:00,670 My sincerest hope is that you two will become 1238 01:09:00,770 --> 01:09:01,950 the very best of friends. 1239 01:09:02,050 --> 01:09:04,670 [chuckles] 1240 01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:06,370 Is something funny? 1241 01:09:06,470 --> 01:09:07,570 No. 1242 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,200 Your dog is just-- he's so cute. 1243 01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:10,230 Yeah. 1244 01:09:10,330 --> 01:09:11,650 He is, isn't he? 1245 01:09:11,750 --> 01:09:12,920 Yes. 1246 01:09:13,030 --> 01:09:15,170 And he has the most beautiful heart. 1247 01:09:15,270 --> 01:09:16,480 Yeah? 1248 01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:20,690 [giggles] All right, down you go. 1249 01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:22,350 Okay. 1250 01:09:22,450 --> 01:09:26,390 Continuing with the tour, back here is our kitchen. 1251 01:09:26,490 --> 01:09:29,630 All of our meals are made right here by yours, truly. 1252 01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:33,530 All 100% healthy and organic and 150% delicious. 1253 01:09:33,630 --> 01:09:36,600 When you say "our meals," does anyone else live here? 1254 01:09:36,710 --> 01:09:37,880 Well, if I didn't know any better, 1255 01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:39,850 I'd think you were prying into my personal life. 1256 01:09:39,950 --> 01:09:41,610 No, I didn't. 1257 01:09:41,710 --> 01:09:44,160 You know, we-- 1258 01:09:44,270 --> 01:09:46,230 I'm messing with you. 1259 01:09:46,340 --> 01:09:47,610 No, it's fine. 1260 01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:48,440 Pry all you want. 1261 01:09:48,550 --> 01:09:49,820 I've got nothin' to hide. 1262 01:09:49,930 --> 01:09:51,340 [chuckles] 1263 01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:52,580 I live here all by my lonesome, not a suitor 1264 01:09:52,690 --> 01:09:53,690 in sight. 1265 01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:55,350 No, I meant the meals are for us-- 1266 01:09:55,450 --> 01:09:57,860 for Robert and me and any furry friends who 1267 01:09:57,970 --> 01:09:59,070 happen to be staying with us. 1268 01:09:59,180 --> 01:10:00,180 Oh. 1269 01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,010 And who are these guys? 1270 01:10:02,110 --> 01:10:05,670 Oh, my sweet babies. 1271 01:10:05,770 --> 01:10:08,880 You know, they say that the hardest thing in life 1272 01:10:08,980 --> 01:10:11,530 is when a parent has to bury her children. 1273 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,810 And as far as I'm concerned, the same 1274 01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,880 is true with fur children. 1275 01:10:15,990 --> 01:10:18,510 These are my fur babies. 1276 01:10:18,610 --> 01:10:21,060 They've crossed over the Rainbow Bridge. 1277 01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,650 Where's Gary? 1278 01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:23,930 Oh. 1279 01:10:24,030 --> 01:10:27,170 Gary was my most special boy, so I have something 1280 01:10:27,270 --> 01:10:29,480 extra special planned for him. 1281 01:10:29,590 --> 01:10:31,140 You know, he was a Pomeranian, 1282 01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:33,590 but he had the heart of a pit bull. 1283 01:10:33,690 --> 01:10:35,800 He was so protective of his mommy. 1284 01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:39,980 No, he got a hold of this nasty little intruder 1285 01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:45,460 and he sacrificed his life for me. 1286 01:10:45,570 --> 01:10:48,950 It's a long story, but let's just say he died a hero. 1287 01:10:49,050 --> 01:10:51,190 So you don't bury them? 1288 01:10:51,300 --> 01:10:52,850 Well, some, I do. 1289 01:10:52,950 --> 01:10:56,060 But it seems wrong, somehow, to put 1290 01:10:56,160 --> 01:11:01,960 such precious things in the ground and let them disappear. 1291 01:11:02,070 --> 01:11:04,380 This is how I honor them. 1292 01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:05,830 By mutilating their bodies? 1293 01:11:05,930 --> 01:11:07,240 - Stop. - I'm sorry. 1294 01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:08,310 - Stuart. - It's barbaric. 1295 01:11:08,420 --> 01:11:09,320 Stop it. 1296 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:10,700 It's okay. 1297 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,290 He's entitled to his opinion. 1298 01:11:13,390 --> 01:11:16,050 I thought you said your name was Tom. 1299 01:11:16,150 --> 01:11:17,190 It is. 1300 01:11:17,290 --> 01:11:18,640 But she called you Stuart. 1301 01:11:18,740 --> 01:11:20,050 Yeah. 1302 01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:21,950 That's a pet name-- middle name. 1303 01:11:22,050 --> 01:11:23,330 Oh. 1304 01:11:23,430 --> 01:11:24,920 Yeah, I'm not very partial to pet names. 1305 01:11:25,020 --> 01:11:26,190 No. 1306 01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:28,130 Now, if Pickles here were my dog, 1307 01:11:28,230 --> 01:11:32,270 I'd give him a more noble name, something with weight, 1308 01:11:32,370 --> 01:11:36,240 like Henry or Julius. 1309 01:11:36,340 --> 01:11:40,000 Yes, I like that name for you. 1310 01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:41,730 Oh, it's so much more regal. 1311 01:11:41,830 --> 01:11:44,800 And these are not regal quarters, are they? 1312 01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:45,830 [dog whines] 1313 01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:46,870 No. 1314 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:53,950 How rude of me. 1315 01:11:54,050 --> 01:11:57,360 [chuckles] I got so distracted by Julius here that I almost 1316 01:11:57,470 --> 01:11:59,540 forgot to finish the tour. 1317 01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:02,470 How would you two like to see where the dogs are trained? 1318 01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:04,200 I bet you'd be very impressed by that. 1319 01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:05,650 We would like that, wouldn't we, Tom? 1320 01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:07,410 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1321 01:12:07,510 --> 01:12:08,440 And I'm sorry about what I said earlier. 1322 01:12:08,550 --> 01:12:09,580 I just-- - Oh, no, no. 1323 01:12:09,690 --> 01:12:10,690 I shouldn't have said that. 1324 01:12:10,790 --> 01:12:11,550 It's okay. 1325 01:12:11,650 --> 01:12:12,720 Water under the bridge. 1326 01:12:12,830 --> 01:12:13,790 Oh, come on. 1327 01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:16,040 Follow the leader. 1328 01:12:16,140 --> 01:12:17,830 Oh, and don't mind the mess. 1329 01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:19,660 You know, I like to think it gives the place character. 1330 01:12:19,770 --> 01:12:22,180 But as my mother used to say too much clutter 1331 01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,050 is just clutter. 1332 01:12:24,150 --> 01:12:26,050 [dog whines, snarls] 1333 01:12:26,150 --> 01:12:28,190 Jeez. 1334 01:12:28,290 --> 01:12:29,360 Ooh, Mr. Jumpy there. 1335 01:12:29,460 --> 01:12:31,050 Oh, that's just my brother, Bo. 1336 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,430 Don't mind him. - Hello. 1337 01:12:32,540 --> 01:12:34,190 Sorry for interrupting your-- 1338 01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:35,880 You said you lived alone. 1339 01:12:35,990 --> 01:12:37,200 Oh. 1340 01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:38,920 Well, it feels like I do because Bo 1341 01:12:39,030 --> 01:12:43,550 doesn't talk much these days, ever since the accident. 1342 01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:45,790 God, he used to be so annoying. 1343 01:12:45,890 --> 01:12:48,450 We would get in the craziest fights. 1344 01:12:48,550 --> 01:12:51,760 He'd be like...[growls] And I'd be like...[growls] 1345 01:12:51,870 --> 01:12:54,390 And we would just...[barks] 1346 01:12:54,490 --> 01:12:55,900 [laughs] 1347 01:12:56,010 --> 01:12:57,840 And now, he's as quiet as a church mouse-- 1348 01:12:57,940 --> 01:13:01,700 not like these rowdy kids down here, huh, babies? 1349 01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:03,810 This is where we do all of our training. 1350 01:13:03,910 --> 01:13:06,540 Oh, and this is our grooming station, 1351 01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:09,610 or as Frederic here likes to call it, the panic room. 1352 01:13:09,710 --> 01:13:11,200 Ooh. 1353 01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:12,470 [laughs] I'm kidding. 1354 01:13:12,580 --> 01:13:13,680 He's a good boy. 1355 01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:15,580 He's just a little stinker. 1356 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:18,960 And over here is where we have our floor time. 1357 01:13:19,070 --> 01:13:21,520 It's just for playing and socializing. 1358 01:13:21,620 --> 01:13:23,040 So what's all this? 1359 01:13:23,140 --> 01:13:25,070 Oh, that's my little arts and crafts area. 1360 01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:29,350 It's how I keep all of my babies alive and in my heart. 1361 01:13:29,460 --> 01:13:30,660 What's back there? 1362 01:13:30,770 --> 01:13:32,910 Well, this is the time out corner. 1363 01:13:33,010 --> 01:13:35,500 It's where we keep the naughty boys and girls, 1364 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:38,260 like the ones who sneak into people's personal spaces 1365 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:44,300 and ask rude questions, like you two, and like he did. 1366 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,330 Help me. 1367 01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:46,330 No, no. 1368 01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:47,370 Stuart. 1369 01:13:47,470 --> 01:13:48,370 Oh, God. 1370 01:13:48,470 --> 01:13:50,480 Oh, God. 1371 01:13:50,580 --> 01:13:53,860 [screaming] 1372 01:13:56,170 --> 01:13:57,450 - Please. - No. 1373 01:13:57,550 --> 01:13:59,240 Bad dog. [thud] 1374 01:13:59,350 --> 01:14:00,240 Bark. 1375 01:14:00,350 --> 01:14:01,250 - No more. - Bark! 1376 01:14:01,350 --> 01:14:02,350 Please. 1377 01:14:02,450 --> 01:14:03,940 [barks] 1378 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,080 Louder! 1379 01:14:05,180 --> 01:14:08,010 [barks louder] 1380 01:14:10,810 --> 01:14:11,910 There, there, Julius. 1381 01:14:12,020 --> 01:14:14,050 It's okay. 1382 01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:16,090 You're safe and sound now. 1383 01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:17,500 Yes. 1384 01:14:17,610 --> 01:14:20,960 Those nasty humans can't hurt you anymore. 1385 01:14:21,060 --> 01:14:22,440 Come here, baby. 1386 01:14:22,540 --> 01:14:25,580 Oh, what a good boy. 1387 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:27,270 Okay, let's go. 1388 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:28,650 [smooches] 1389 01:14:29,690 --> 01:14:32,730 [phone ringing] 1390 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:37,630 Thank you for calling Doggy Dreamhouse, 1391 01:14:37,730 --> 01:14:40,110 where your doggies' dreams become reality. 1392 01:14:40,220 --> 01:14:42,320 Please leave a detailed message after the tone 1393 01:14:42,420 --> 01:14:44,290 and have a bark-tastic day. 1394 01:14:44,390 --> 01:14:45,880 [beep] 1395 01:14:45,980 --> 01:14:48,260 Yeah, I'm not sure anyone's getting these messages, 1396 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:51,950 but again, this is Miles with Humans Against Animal Cruelty. 1397 01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:54,060 And I'm looking for two of our team members. 1398 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:57,720 Please call me back at 555-0172 1399 01:14:57,820 --> 01:14:59,410 as soon as you get this. 1400 01:14:59,510 --> 01:15:02,410 I really don't wanna have to get the police involved. 1401 01:15:02,510 --> 01:15:03,450 Thank you. 1402 01:15:03,550 --> 01:15:04,760 [click] 1403 01:15:04,860 --> 01:15:05,550 [beep] 1404 01:15:05,660 --> 01:15:06,790 Okay. 1405 01:15:06,900 --> 01:15:09,490 So today has been an exciting day. 1406 01:15:09,590 --> 01:15:12,420 Bo was able to exhume sweet Cynthia and Marcus 1407 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,460 from the little cemetery out back-- 1408 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:18,560 here they are during better times. 1409 01:15:18,670 --> 01:15:22,330 And here is my little rascal, Abraham. 1410 01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:24,050 Oh, there he is. 1411 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:28,540 [giggles] I am so, so, so excited to 1412 01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,920 show you the progress that Abraham is making. 1413 01:15:31,030 --> 01:15:33,170 He's almost back to his old, snarly self. 1414 01:15:33,270 --> 01:15:34,170 Yeah. 1415 01:15:34,270 --> 01:15:35,200 [giggles] 1416 01:15:35,310 --> 01:15:36,510 Bo loved Abraham. 1417 01:15:36,620 --> 01:15:37,830 Didn't you, Bo? 1418 01:15:37,930 --> 01:15:39,860 Yeah, they were like two peas in a pod. 1419 01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:42,730 But before we get to our soon-to-be graduate, 1420 01:15:42,830 --> 01:15:46,490 I just wanted to show you we have some really great 1421 01:15:46,590 --> 01:15:49,660 pieces here for our new residents 1422 01:15:49,770 --> 01:15:52,360 to help them transition perfectly. 1423 01:15:52,460 --> 01:15:53,500 [clattering] 1424 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,910 Speak of the devil. 1425 01:15:56,020 --> 01:16:00,120 And he has been a little devil, haven't you? 1426 01:16:00,230 --> 01:16:02,090 Yeah, he's definitely the naughtier 1427 01:16:02,190 --> 01:16:04,470 of our two new students. 1428 01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:09,340 Oh, now, Marcus, that's not how good boys ask for treats. 1429 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:10,310 Please. 1430 01:16:10,410 --> 01:16:11,380 Please. 1431 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:12,790 No. 1432 01:16:12,890 --> 01:16:15,830 "Please" is a word that humans use when they 1433 01:16:15,930 --> 01:16:17,550 want to pretend to be nice. 1434 01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:20,210 Nice dogs are just nice. 1435 01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:21,830 [whimpers] 1436 01:16:21,940 --> 01:16:22,840 Okay. 1437 01:16:22,940 --> 01:16:24,290 Okay. 1438 01:16:24,390 --> 01:16:25,980 Nap time for Marcus. 1439 01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:27,080 Good boy. 1440 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:30,770 Okay. 1441 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,160 And over here, we have Cynthia. 1442 01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:36,260 Cynthia, what do you say? 1443 01:16:36,370 --> 01:16:37,510 - [barks] - No. 1444 01:16:37,610 --> 01:16:38,850 More. Speak. 1445 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:39,650 [barks] 1446 01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:41,060 Good girl. 1447 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,610 Good girl. 1448 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:45,100 Someone deserves a good girl treat. 1449 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:46,130 Here we go. 1450 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:48,520 Give me your paw. 1451 01:16:48,620 --> 01:16:49,970 [sobs] 1452 01:16:50,070 --> 01:16:52,240 Good job. 1453 01:16:52,350 --> 01:16:55,010 Here you go. 1454 01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:56,730 Oh, don't worry. 1455 01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:59,110 The swelling will go down soon enough. 1456 01:16:59,220 --> 01:17:03,570 And then treat time will only be a good time. 1457 01:17:03,670 --> 01:17:06,090 You've just gotta adjust. 1458 01:17:06,190 --> 01:17:08,570 That's what I had to do when my husband passed. 1459 01:17:08,670 --> 01:17:10,400 You gotta adjust. 1460 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:12,750 Bo, we need to get Marcus ready. 1461 01:17:12,850 --> 01:17:15,890 ♪ There was a lady had some dogs ♪ 1462 01:17:15,990 --> 01:17:18,790 ♪ And Becky was her name-o 1463 01:17:18,890 --> 01:17:21,410 ♪ Becky was her name-o - [sobbing] 1464 01:17:21,510 --> 01:17:25,240 ♪ There was a lady had some dogs, and Becky ♪ 1465 01:17:25,350 --> 01:17:27,140 ♪ C-K-Y, B-E-C 1466 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:28,420 - [grunts] - Oh! 1467 01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:29,450 No. 1468 01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:30,730 Bad dog. 1469 01:17:30,830 --> 01:17:32,460 Bo, get the rag. 1470 01:17:33,870 --> 01:17:35,940 [beep] Okay, we're back. 1471 01:17:36,050 --> 01:17:38,050 And I am so excited to show you. 1472 01:17:38,150 --> 01:17:44,370 Marcus finally has a proper paw for shaking, if he ever learns 1473 01:17:44,470 --> 01:17:47,470 to shake, which he'd better because Marcus was 1474 01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:49,130 such a good little shaker boy. 1475 01:17:49,230 --> 01:17:52,030 [chuckles] And these here-- these are the paw pads. 1476 01:17:52,130 --> 01:17:55,410 This is gonna make it so much more easy for him to walk 1477 01:17:55,510 --> 01:17:57,900 around on his hands and feet. 1478 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,550 And now that he's being a good little sleepy boy, 1479 01:18:00,660 --> 01:18:02,380 it's time to fix his snout. 1480 01:18:02,490 --> 01:18:07,630 Oh, and these chompers here are gonna be so useful for chewing 1481 01:18:07,730 --> 01:18:10,560 his food and protecting his mommy, 1482 01:18:10,670 --> 01:18:12,460 once the swelling goes down. 1483 01:18:12,570 --> 01:18:15,780 And then we're gonna put on that cute little nose for all 1484 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:17,430 those little nose boops. 1485 01:18:17,540 --> 01:18:18,950 [giggles] Boop. 1486 01:18:19,060 --> 01:18:20,440 [barking] 1487 01:18:20,540 --> 01:18:23,850 So we're here at this psycho taxidermy lady's place. 1488 01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:25,610 We're gonna call the cops, but-- 1489 01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:27,130 But the cops are just a bunch of corrupt fascists. 1490 01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:28,720 Dude, I got this. [barking] 1491 01:18:28,820 --> 01:18:29,820 Sorry. 1492 01:18:29,930 --> 01:18:31,340 Come on, let's do this. 1493 01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:36,830 [electronic chiming] 1494 01:18:38,970 --> 01:18:41,220 Looks like your friends are here. 1495 01:18:47,150 --> 01:18:48,980 [crashing] 1496 01:18:49,090 --> 01:18:49,840 [barking] 1497 01:18:49,950 --> 01:18:51,600 That was fucking epic. 1498 01:18:51,710 --> 01:18:52,610 Did you get that? 1499 01:18:52,710 --> 01:18:54,300 [muffled barking] 1500 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:57,580 [sighs] Humans are such entitled brutes, 1501 01:18:57,680 --> 01:18:59,230 just like you used to be. 1502 01:18:59,340 --> 01:19:02,650 Help, help, help. 1503 01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:03,690 No. 1504 01:19:03,790 --> 01:19:05,520 Bad dog, bad. 1505 01:19:05,620 --> 01:19:06,520 Bad. 1506 01:19:06,620 --> 01:19:08,590 [barking] 1507 01:19:08,690 --> 01:19:10,110 Where's the third one? 1508 01:19:10,210 --> 01:19:11,110 Help! 1509 01:19:11,210 --> 01:19:12,350 Shoot. 1510 01:19:12,450 --> 01:19:14,730 Shoot, guys, I swear to God I just heard Angela. 1511 01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,010 [barking] 1512 01:19:17,110 --> 01:19:18,050 Help! 1513 01:19:18,150 --> 01:19:19,630 Holy shit. That's her. 1514 01:19:19,740 --> 01:19:20,770 Help! 1515 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,810 Hey, just keep filming. 1516 01:19:23,910 --> 01:19:24,780 Let's fucking go. 1517 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:27,540 [barking] 1518 01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:30,540 [heavy breathing] 1519 01:19:41,790 --> 01:19:42,720 Huh, fuck. 1520 01:19:42,830 --> 01:19:44,140 What the fuck-- 1521 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:45,420 [giggles] 1522 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,380 [clattering] 1523 01:19:47,490 --> 01:19:49,350 Here. 1524 01:19:49,460 --> 01:19:51,320 The fuck was that? 1525 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:52,460 Stuart? 1526 01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:53,460 Shit. 1527 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:54,560 Angela. 1528 01:19:54,670 --> 01:19:55,770 Oh, my God. 1529 01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,600 What the fuck? What the fuck? 1530 01:19:57,710 --> 01:19:58,640 I'm sorry. 1531 01:19:58,740 --> 01:20:01,610 We're closed today. 1532 01:20:01,710 --> 01:20:02,780 Who are you? 1533 01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:04,890 Well, I'm her new fur mommy. 1534 01:20:04,990 --> 01:20:07,200 And you're intruding. 1535 01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:10,930 [smooches] Boys. 1536 01:20:11,030 --> 01:20:12,100 Fuck is that? 1537 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:13,760 Gary. 1538 01:20:13,860 --> 01:20:15,140 Abraham. 1539 01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:16,100 Hi. 1540 01:20:16,210 --> 01:20:18,480 Mommy needs your help right now. 1541 01:20:18,590 --> 01:20:23,210 [growling, snarling] 1542 01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,180 Oh, my God. 1543 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:27,420 [growling] 1544 01:20:27,530 --> 01:20:28,430 Sic 'em. 1545 01:20:28,530 --> 01:20:32,330 [growling] 1546 01:20:32,430 --> 01:20:35,570 [screaming] 1547 01:20:35,670 --> 01:20:40,200 [growling] 1548 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:44,610 [squelching] 1549 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:48,620 [screams] 1550 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:49,900 Oh. 1551 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:53,490 [growling] 1552 01:20:53,590 --> 01:20:55,490 [whimpers] 1553 01:20:55,590 --> 01:20:58,560 [squelching] 1554 01:21:01,980 --> 01:21:05,880 [giggles] 1555 01:21:05,980 --> 01:21:09,090 [growling] 1556 01:21:19,790 --> 01:21:21,750 Good boy, Gary. 1557 01:21:21,860 --> 01:21:25,170 Do you want a little treat? 1558 01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:27,520 Open up. 1559 01:21:27,620 --> 01:21:30,690 That's good. 1560 01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,280 Such a good boy. 1561 01:21:33,390 --> 01:21:35,560 Yeah. 1562 01:21:35,670 --> 01:21:36,600 Mama loves you. 1563 01:21:36,700 --> 01:21:40,390 [panting] 1564 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:42,050 Boop. 1565 01:21:45,260 --> 01:21:48,440 [panting] 1566 01:21:54,930 --> 01:21:57,690 [squeaking] 1567 01:21:57,790 --> 01:22:00,930 [panting] 1568 01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:13,530 [growling, barking] 1569 01:22:21,850 --> 01:22:26,300 [screaming] 1570 01:22:26,410 --> 01:22:29,130 [squelching] 1571 01:22:33,790 --> 01:22:35,000 Oh. 1572 01:22:35,100 --> 01:22:38,590 [screams] 1573 01:22:38,690 --> 01:22:41,490 [squelching] 1574 01:22:41,590 --> 01:22:44,530 [static droning] 1575 01:22:46,430 --> 01:22:50,360 In the 1950s, probably due to the Cold War, 1576 01:22:50,460 --> 01:22:57,160 the dominant public point of view was aliens as invaders, 1577 01:22:57,260 --> 01:23:01,060 which was brought to mass popularity in the 1930s 1578 01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:04,310 by the great Orson Welles. 1579 01:23:04,410 --> 01:23:06,960 The verisimilitude was such that some people 1580 01:23:07,070 --> 01:23:10,210 apparently believed it. 1581 01:23:10,310 --> 01:23:12,210 I mean, look, it's fun to be a little bit of a trickster. 1582 01:23:12,310 --> 01:23:13,490 We've done it ourselves. 1583 01:23:13,590 --> 01:23:16,180 [clanking] 1584 01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:17,910 The whole world thought it was real. 1585 01:23:18,010 --> 01:23:20,670 And Boston Dynamics got death threats because of us. 1586 01:23:20,770 --> 01:23:23,600 A piece of footage like this, even when it's exposed, 1587 01:23:23,700 --> 01:23:26,570 never dissuades the true believers. 1588 01:23:26,670 --> 01:23:28,300 Orson didn't intend to deceive. 1589 01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:30,570 He just intended to persuade. 1590 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:32,470 [thoughtful music] 1591 01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:34,370 Orson intended to make a drama that 1592 01:23:34,470 --> 01:23:37,610 was so thrilling that you could momentarily forget 1593 01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:39,200 what you were listening to. 1594 01:23:39,310 --> 01:23:40,890 And that fear response just came out of you. 1595 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,520 That's what the best horror does. 1596 01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:45,970 [thoughtful music] 1597 01:23:46,070 --> 01:23:49,110 [static droning] 1598 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:53,490 [indistinct chatter] 1599 01:23:55,670 --> 01:23:57,080 [static droning] 1600 01:24:14,310 --> 01:24:16,960 The Mojave Desert has long been a known UFO hot-spot, 1601 01:24:17,070 --> 01:24:19,730 since long before the famed Mojave Incident of October 21, 1602 01:24:19,830 --> 01:24:22,590 1989, when nine glowing lights appeared in the sky and turned 1603 01:24:22,690 --> 01:24:25,730 a couple's quiet weekend away into an unearthly nightmare, 1604 01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:28,910 as Elise and Tom Gifford-- 1605 01:24:29,010 --> 01:24:30,010 Elise and Tom Gifford. 1606 01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:30,980 Elise and Tom Gifford. 1607 01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:33,710 [sighs] 1608 01:24:33,810 --> 01:24:36,020 As Elise and Tom Gifford were trapped in their camper van 1609 01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:37,540 by nonhuman creatures. 1610 01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:40,060 It has also been a known UFO hot-spot since long 1611 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:41,610 before George Van Tassel-- 1612 01:24:41,710 --> 01:24:43,340 fuck. 1613 01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:47,100 [sighs] [clears throat] 1614 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:48,550 Since George Van Tassel, a writer, 1615 01:24:48,650 --> 01:24:50,070 aircraft, engineer, and ufologist built 1616 01:24:50,170 --> 01:24:51,830 the Integratron 19 miles-- 1617 01:24:51,930 --> 01:24:53,620 17 miles. 1618 01:24:53,730 --> 01:24:57,070 [sighs] Built the Integratron 17 miles outside of Joshua Tree 1619 01:24:57,180 --> 01:24:58,420 to harness otherworldly energies, 1620 01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:00,250 he swore, coursing through the area. 1621 01:25:00,350 --> 01:25:02,490 And just last week, lights reappeared 1622 01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:05,120 in the California desert, reminding us we are not alone. 1623 01:25:05,220 --> 01:25:06,600 Fuck. 1624 01:25:10,470 --> 01:25:11,360 Okay. 1625 01:25:11,470 --> 01:25:12,990 You said you saw the lights. 1626 01:25:13,090 --> 01:25:13,950 I did. 1627 01:25:14,060 --> 01:25:15,090 They started there. 1628 01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:18,160 Then they moved there-- 1629 01:25:18,270 --> 01:25:22,440 all perfectly spaced out, three of them. 1630 01:25:22,550 --> 01:25:26,690 And they kind of came and went very quick. 1631 01:25:26,790 --> 01:25:28,830 How long were you observing them? 1632 01:25:28,930 --> 01:25:32,590 10, 15 minutes at most. 1633 01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:36,110 What television station are you from again? 1634 01:25:36,220 --> 01:25:37,630 This is a documentary. 1635 01:25:37,730 --> 01:25:39,740 I'm not affiliated with a news station. 1636 01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:42,150 I thought you told me you were a reporter. 1637 01:25:44,220 --> 01:25:47,610 I also saw the lights that way. 1638 01:25:54,580 --> 01:25:58,380 There were, like, six bright lights up in the sky. 1639 01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:03,930 Little one broke off, landed somewhere back there. 1640 01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:08,830 I rode out, tracked it down, saw a bunch of, like, 1641 01:26:08,940 --> 01:26:11,530 little alien footprints. 1642 01:26:11,630 --> 01:26:13,080 Got a buddy over there, Bubba. 1643 01:26:13,180 --> 01:26:14,500 Bubba Quails. 1644 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:17,330 He's, like, one of those survivalist type. 1645 01:26:17,430 --> 01:26:20,160 He said they were out there gathering animals. 1646 01:26:20,260 --> 01:26:21,740 What kind of animals? 1647 01:26:21,850 --> 01:26:24,680 We got all sorts of fuckin' animals out here. 1648 01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:26,230 We got squirrels. 1649 01:26:26,340 --> 01:26:30,650 We got iguanas, tortoises, spiders, you name it. 1650 01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:34,140 Your friend saw this, like, for real? 1651 01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:36,550 In a vision. 1652 01:26:36,660 --> 01:26:37,860 [static droning] 1653 01:26:37,970 --> 01:26:39,730 Like, he saw it visually? 1654 01:26:39,830 --> 01:26:43,080 Nah, like one of those vision quests. 1655 01:26:43,180 --> 01:26:44,730 You know, the spiritual visions. 1656 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:45,940 [static droning] 1657 01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:53,260 [speaking Spanish] 1658 01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:01,340 She says that it started with two lights, 1659 01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:02,850 and then it became six. 1660 01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:05,510 And then they all flew away except for one. 1661 01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:07,070 They make no sound at all. 1662 01:27:07,170 --> 01:27:08,480 They came into my room. 1663 01:27:08,580 --> 01:27:09,340 Wait. 1664 01:27:09,450 --> 01:27:10,410 Who came into your room? 1665 01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:11,480 The shadow people. 1666 01:27:11,590 --> 01:27:13,070 They tried to take Buttons. 1667 01:27:13,170 --> 01:27:14,760 What's Buttons? 1668 01:27:14,870 --> 01:27:16,320 My hamster. 1669 01:27:16,420 --> 01:27:19,660 [speaking Spanish] 1670 01:27:19,770 --> 01:27:22,150 So they didn't take Buttons? 1671 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:24,530 No, I told them not to, so they didn't. 1672 01:27:24,630 --> 01:27:26,500 And then they sang me a song. 1673 01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:28,880 [speaking Spanish] 1674 01:27:39,100 --> 01:27:40,690 Using the eyewitness testimony 1675 01:27:40,790 --> 01:27:42,240 and the initial reporting in the desert news, which-- 1676 01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:43,580 I can't believe this hasn't already 1677 01:27:43,690 --> 01:27:44,900 gone national, considering there were 1678 01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:46,900 over 20 eyewitness reports. 1679 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,970 I have met myself six campsites for the week 1680 01:27:50,070 --> 01:27:51,730 under the path of the lights. 1681 01:28:00,050 --> 01:28:03,330 [fire crackling] 1682 01:28:03,430 --> 01:28:04,850 When we talk about extraterrestrial life 1683 01:28:04,950 --> 01:28:06,300 visiting Earth, we must first consider 1684 01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:08,230 the distance that they would have to travel. 1685 01:28:08,330 --> 01:28:10,270 Let's say that they come from Proxima Centauri, 1686 01:28:10,370 --> 01:28:11,540 the closest possible star, 1687 01:28:11,650 --> 01:28:13,820 basically our neighbor in the galaxy. 1688 01:28:13,930 --> 01:28:16,130 They are a measly 4 light-years away. 1689 01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:17,760 So how do they get here? 1690 01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:19,660 And what happens when you travel near the speed of light? 1691 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,380 Because of course, by all conventional means, 1692 01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:23,350 you can't travel at the actual speed of light. 1693 01:28:23,450 --> 01:28:25,110 That's why physicists get so excited about things 1694 01:28:25,210 --> 01:28:26,900 like wormholes and warp speed. 1695 01:28:27,010 --> 01:28:31,490 But let's say that you can instantly accelerate to 99.9% 1696 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:33,190 the speed of light and instantly 1697 01:28:33,290 --> 01:28:35,260 decelerate without destroying your ship 1698 01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:36,980 or dying in the process. 1699 01:28:37,090 --> 01:28:40,780 Everyone on Earth will have experienced about 4 years, 1700 01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:43,710 but for you, that trip is only 2 weeks. 1701 01:28:43,820 --> 01:28:45,160 [distant howling] 1702 01:28:45,270 --> 01:28:46,580 Now, let's say you're a little bit further away--still 1703 01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:47,890 really close to us, but just, like, 1704 01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:48,860 a little bit further away. 1705 01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:50,340 That would be Andromeda. 1706 01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:52,960 So you will experience a trip of about 28 years, 1707 01:28:53,070 --> 01:28:58,140 but everyone on Earth will have aged 2.5 million years. 1708 01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:00,010 It's no small feat. 1709 01:29:00,110 --> 01:29:03,940 [static droning] 1710 01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:06,390 Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit. 1711 01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:08,430 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Did I get it? 1712 01:29:08,530 --> 01:29:11,980 Um, okay, I'm gonna rewind and see if I got it. 1713 01:29:12,090 --> 01:29:13,190 [static droning] 1714 01:29:13,290 --> 01:29:14,400 ♪ Happy birthday to you 1715 01:29:14,500 --> 01:29:16,780 ♪ Happy birthday to you 1716 01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:18,540 ♪ Happy Birthday [indistinct] 1717 01:29:18,650 --> 01:29:20,580 ♪ Happy birthday to you 1718 01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:23,030 [indistinct chatter] 1719 01:29:23,130 --> 01:29:26,000 [static droning] 1720 01:29:26,100 --> 01:29:28,970 [fire crackling] 1721 01:29:36,700 --> 01:29:38,490 So I didn't get it. 1722 01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:39,740 Maybe some lights. 1723 01:29:42,190 --> 01:29:43,150 Could have been an airplane. 1724 01:29:47,610 --> 01:29:48,920 And I guess I taped over some shit 1725 01:29:49,020 --> 01:29:51,950 that I didn't exactly intend to. 1726 01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:54,750 Go ahead, Steven. 1727 01:29:54,850 --> 01:29:59,030 Reason fuckin' 85 on why Haley's a shitty mother. 1728 01:30:06,350 --> 01:30:08,140 There'll be other birthdays. 1729 01:30:09,450 --> 01:30:10,770 Okay. 1730 01:30:10,870 --> 01:30:12,420 There are these floating lights. 1731 01:30:12,530 --> 01:30:14,250 They've been flickering on and off. 1732 01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:16,740 And there are, like, six of them. 1733 01:30:20,330 --> 01:30:21,670 I don't know how to explain it. 1734 01:30:21,780 --> 01:30:23,330 I'm gonna try something. 1735 01:30:23,430 --> 01:30:24,880 This camera has an infrared sensor. 1736 01:30:24,990 --> 01:30:27,230 And I'm gonna see if maybe we can catch 1737 01:30:27,330 --> 01:30:28,200 a little more light with it. 1738 01:30:28,300 --> 01:30:29,720 Okay, here we go. 1739 01:30:31,580 --> 01:30:33,410 [buzzing] 1740 01:30:33,510 --> 01:30:37,070 [gasps] Oh, my God. 1741 01:30:37,170 --> 01:30:38,930 That's incredible. 1742 01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:41,870 [buzzing] 1743 01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:45,970 Oh, completely gone. 1744 01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:47,080 Oh. 1745 01:30:50,250 --> 01:30:52,120 I'm gonna try to follow. 1746 01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:00,020 Suck it, Steve. 1747 01:31:00,130 --> 01:31:01,510 Suck it, Stanford. 1748 01:31:01,610 --> 01:31:02,890 Following the lights in the sky. 1749 01:31:02,990 --> 01:31:04,990 We did it, baby. 1750 01:31:05,100 --> 01:31:09,130 [rock music] 1751 01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:11,380 Fuck yeah. 1752 01:31:11,480 --> 01:31:12,660 Okay. 1753 01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:13,900 I think this is where it came down. 1754 01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,310 And I'm not getting anything in IR, 1755 01:31:15,420 --> 01:31:17,180 so let's try visible light. 1756 01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:19,080 [buzzing] 1757 01:31:19,180 --> 01:31:22,180 Okay. 1758 01:31:22,290 --> 01:31:23,490 There's something over there. 1759 01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:25,530 Am I seeing-- 1760 01:31:25,630 --> 01:31:28,950 I think I'm seeing a light in the distance. 1761 01:31:32,300 --> 01:31:35,260 [heavy breathing] 1762 01:31:37,610 --> 01:31:41,440 Doesn't seem to be moving with me. 1763 01:31:41,550 --> 01:31:45,030 It's just right over there. 1764 01:31:45,140 --> 01:31:50,690 I can--I don't see anything else. 1765 01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:55,040 It's just that. 1766 01:31:55,150 --> 01:31:57,360 There it is. 1767 01:31:57,460 --> 01:31:59,560 Yeah. 1768 01:31:59,670 --> 01:32:02,150 You see that? 1769 01:32:02,260 --> 01:32:04,090 Huh, look at that. 1770 01:32:04,190 --> 01:32:05,230 Okay. 1771 01:32:05,330 --> 01:32:07,990 I'm gonna get a little closer. 1772 01:32:08,090 --> 01:32:10,780 Okay. 1773 01:32:10,890 --> 01:32:12,160 Flickers on and off. 1774 01:32:12,270 --> 01:32:13,610 It's my light. 1775 01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:16,370 There's something. 1776 01:32:16,480 --> 01:32:19,480 I'm just gonna-- 1777 01:32:19,580 --> 01:32:22,900 there's some footprints, maybe. 1778 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:27,700 They're leading away from this. 1779 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:28,660 It's very big. 1780 01:32:28,770 --> 01:32:30,110 It's reflective. 1781 01:32:30,220 --> 01:32:31,290 See? 1782 01:32:31,390 --> 01:32:32,770 It's reflecting my light. 1783 01:32:32,870 --> 01:32:37,600 And is it a spaceship? 1784 01:32:37,710 --> 01:32:38,640 I don't know. 1785 01:32:38,740 --> 01:32:42,300 [heavy breathing] 1786 01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:43,880 Getting a little closer in. 1787 01:32:49,200 --> 01:32:52,440 Oh, my God. 1788 01:32:52,550 --> 01:32:54,650 I'm trying to get a sense of how big this thing is. 1789 01:32:54,760 --> 01:32:59,590 And I can't. 1790 01:32:59,690 --> 01:33:02,250 Oh, God. 1791 01:33:02,350 --> 01:33:05,220 [heavy breathing] 1792 01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:10,120 That's me. 1793 01:33:10,220 --> 01:33:11,840 Yeah. 1794 01:33:11,950 --> 01:33:13,910 The ship's reflecting me. 1795 01:33:14,020 --> 01:33:14,980 Okay. 1796 01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:16,370 [whining noises] 1797 01:33:16,470 --> 01:33:19,850 There're some noises maybe off in the distance. 1798 01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:25,650 But it doesn't look like anybody's home. 1799 01:33:25,750 --> 01:33:27,340 Oh, God. 1800 01:33:33,240 --> 01:33:36,660 How am I gonna do this? 1801 01:33:36,770 --> 01:33:39,530 Okay. 1802 01:33:39,630 --> 01:33:41,110 All right. 1803 01:33:41,220 --> 01:33:43,430 Yeah. 1804 01:33:43,530 --> 01:33:45,080 Here we go. 1805 01:33:45,190 --> 01:33:47,950 [beeping] 1806 01:33:51,540 --> 01:33:54,990 Looks like it's made out of, like--it's like a skin. 1807 01:33:55,090 --> 01:33:58,550 It's something on the walls. 1808 01:33:58,650 --> 01:33:59,820 [beep] 1809 01:33:59,930 --> 01:34:03,550 [gasps] Maybe some kind of-- 1810 01:34:03,650 --> 01:34:06,420 I don't know. 1811 01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:09,110 It looks organic. 1812 01:34:09,210 --> 01:34:15,040 Not seeing any seats or controls anywhere. 1813 01:34:15,150 --> 01:34:16,430 Oh. 1814 01:34:16,530 --> 01:34:17,980 God. 1815 01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:19,700 And the floor is, like, a little bit squishy. 1816 01:34:19,810 --> 01:34:24,430 I don't know what I'm looking at here. 1817 01:34:24,540 --> 01:34:27,440 Maybe it's like an exoskeleton. 1818 01:34:27,540 --> 01:34:29,610 And there's, like-- it looks like dental floss 1819 01:34:29,710 --> 01:34:30,990 on the whole thing. 1820 01:34:31,100 --> 01:34:32,270 Obviously, it's not dental floss, 1821 01:34:32,370 --> 01:34:38,070 but strings of something all over the walls. 1822 01:34:38,170 --> 01:34:42,420 And there's patterns or something here. 1823 01:34:42,520 --> 01:34:43,900 Oh, wow. 1824 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:46,350 That's the darkest thing I've ever seen. 1825 01:34:46,460 --> 01:34:47,420 Ugh. 1826 01:34:57,710 --> 01:35:00,020 Ugh. 1827 01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:05,160 Some kind of membrane or something. 1828 01:35:05,270 --> 01:35:06,100 Huh. 1829 01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,480 It's, like, a little bit wet. 1830 01:35:08,580 --> 01:35:11,760 Huh. 1831 01:35:11,860 --> 01:35:15,420 Smells like--I don't know--nothing. 1832 01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:22,970 Gonna touch one of these, 1833 01:35:23,080 --> 01:35:27,430 see what happens. 1834 01:35:27,530 --> 01:35:30,460 [ringing chime] 1835 01:35:32,780 --> 01:35:35,120 [static droning] 1836 01:35:35,230 --> 01:35:37,230 Oh, I barely even touched it. 1837 01:35:37,330 --> 01:35:38,300 Holy hell. 1838 01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:39,370 That's sharp. 1839 01:35:43,480 --> 01:35:44,410 Oh, what is that? 1840 01:35:44,510 --> 01:35:47,310 [glassy squeaking] 1841 01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:51,730 Oh, no. 1842 01:35:51,830 --> 01:35:53,830 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1843 01:35:53,940 --> 01:35:55,590 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1844 01:35:55,700 --> 01:36:01,670 [breathes heavily] 1845 01:36:01,770 --> 01:36:04,670 [glassy squeaking] 1846 01:36:04,780 --> 01:36:07,260 Ow, ow, ow. 1847 01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:21,690 Oh, it healed my cut. 1848 01:36:21,790 --> 01:36:23,280 Holy shit. 1849 01:36:23,380 --> 01:36:25,280 I'm guessing we just saw the future first aid. 1850 01:36:25,380 --> 01:36:28,210 I mean, they just saw the injury and responded to it-- 1851 01:36:28,320 --> 01:36:32,180 little microscopic nanotechnology. 1852 01:36:32,290 --> 01:36:33,980 Huh. 1853 01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:37,390 Those filaments are a remarkable material. 1854 01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:39,430 I mean, it was--it cut through me like butter, 1855 01:36:39,530 --> 01:36:42,230 but I guess if you had a skin that was more, 1856 01:36:42,330 --> 01:36:45,850 say, dense, for example--oh, fuck. 1857 01:36:45,950 --> 01:36:48,270 [droning] 1858 01:36:48,370 --> 01:36:50,340 Oh, no. 1859 01:36:50,440 --> 01:36:53,060 [clicking] 1860 01:37:01,210 --> 01:37:03,040 So I turned my camera light off. 1861 01:37:03,140 --> 01:37:05,800 Let me turn IR back on. 1862 01:37:05,910 --> 01:37:08,910 [buzzing] 1863 01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:12,810 I can't see any of that-- 1864 01:37:12,910 --> 01:37:14,600 look through the camera. 1865 01:37:18,500 --> 01:37:21,890 Whatever it is, that pod is glowing. 1866 01:37:21,990 --> 01:37:25,930 [buzzing] 1867 01:37:26,030 --> 01:37:30,380 [low chiming] 1868 01:37:30,480 --> 01:37:34,800 [chittering] 1869 01:37:34,900 --> 01:37:39,770 [droning] 1870 01:37:39,870 --> 01:37:42,250 [chittering] 1871 01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:44,940 [droning] 1872 01:37:48,290 --> 01:37:51,260 [chittering] 1873 01:37:59,170 --> 01:38:02,310 [ringing chime] 1874 01:38:06,660 --> 01:38:10,940 [buzzing] 1875 01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:15,530 [chittering] 1876 01:38:15,630 --> 01:38:18,600 [buzzing] 1877 01:38:21,080 --> 01:38:23,530 [static droning] 1878 01:38:23,640 --> 01:38:26,300 [distorted chatter] 1879 01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:27,990 [static droning] 1880 01:38:31,510 --> 01:38:32,510 Oh. 1881 01:38:37,480 --> 01:38:38,480 Oh. 1882 01:38:42,550 --> 01:38:43,830 Okay. 1883 01:38:43,930 --> 01:38:48,770 He went in there, and it's closed. 1884 01:38:48,870 --> 01:38:50,600 I think it's sleeping. 1885 01:38:54,390 --> 01:39:00,360 There's, like, some kind of pattern on the walls here. 1886 01:39:00,470 --> 01:39:06,400 I'm gonna see if I can get this open. 1887 01:39:06,510 --> 01:39:09,480 [ringing chime] 1888 01:39:09,580 --> 01:39:11,890 Ow. 1889 01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:15,070 Wow. Wow. 1890 01:39:15,170 --> 01:39:16,350 It's beautiful. 1891 01:39:16,450 --> 01:39:18,000 [chuckles] 1892 01:39:25,910 --> 01:39:28,080 Okay, this way now. 1893 01:39:28,190 --> 01:39:30,290 They've got animals in here. 1894 01:39:30,390 --> 01:39:36,710 Was that--it's like an octopus. 1895 01:39:36,810 --> 01:39:39,920 There we've got a spider. 1896 01:39:40,020 --> 01:39:41,160 Oh. 1897 01:39:46,270 --> 01:39:49,000 I guess they don't have a formula for humans-- 1898 01:39:49,100 --> 01:39:51,480 some sort of lizard or bird, maybe. 1899 01:39:51,590 --> 01:39:55,250 And it looks like this is filling with some kind 1900 01:39:55,350 --> 01:39:57,040 of goo that's causing stasis. 1901 01:39:57,150 --> 01:39:59,630 I mean, it must be for a long-distance travel 1902 01:39:59,730 --> 01:40:01,050 to keep them safe. 1903 01:40:01,150 --> 01:40:03,810 28 years to Andromeda is a long time. 1904 01:40:03,910 --> 01:40:05,840 [low droning] 1905 01:40:05,950 --> 01:40:10,160 The lights just started pulsate. 1906 01:40:10,260 --> 01:40:13,370 I think it's probably time I gotta get out of here. 1907 01:40:13,470 --> 01:40:16,410 [low droning] 1908 01:40:16,510 --> 01:40:17,270 Oh, fuck. 1909 01:40:17,370 --> 01:40:19,240 Where's the door? 1910 01:40:19,340 --> 01:40:20,720 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1911 01:40:20,820 --> 01:40:21,790 Oh, God. 1912 01:40:21,890 --> 01:40:23,240 No. 1913 01:40:23,340 --> 01:40:24,480 Where the fuck did it go? No, no, no. 1914 01:40:24,590 --> 01:40:26,730 It was right here. It was right here. 1915 01:40:26,830 --> 01:40:28,380 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. 1916 01:40:28,490 --> 01:40:29,970 Oh, fuck. 1917 01:40:30,070 --> 01:40:33,460 This looks like some kind of a countdown. 1918 01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:35,490 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1919 01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:38,390 Please, please, please, please, please, no. 1920 01:40:38,500 --> 01:40:41,430 [droning] 1921 01:40:43,950 --> 01:40:46,330 [static droning] 1922 01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:49,440 [droning] 1923 01:41:12,150 --> 01:41:15,290 [glassy squeaking] 1924 01:41:53,500 --> 01:41:56,510 [gasps] 1925 01:42:06,900 --> 01:42:08,620 [pants] 1926 01:42:08,720 --> 01:42:12,900 I think they did the best they could on my arm. 1927 01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:15,320 [pants] 1928 01:42:15,420 --> 01:42:20,840 It looks like that was just the initial push into orbit. 1929 01:42:20,940 --> 01:42:23,740 The force was incredible. 1930 01:42:23,840 --> 01:42:28,740 That's probably why the animals and the pilots-- 1931 01:42:28,850 --> 01:42:30,610 they need constant stasis. 1932 01:42:30,710 --> 01:42:32,960 I mean, I've never felt anything like it. 1933 01:42:33,060 --> 01:42:38,270 The technology that you need to go into hyperspeed-- 1934 01:42:38,380 --> 01:42:41,340 I mean, it must be incredible. 1935 01:42:41,450 --> 01:42:45,310 I think you need shielding and life support 1936 01:42:45,420 --> 01:42:47,970 just for the heat and the radiation alone. 1937 01:42:48,070 --> 01:42:51,180 I mean--[pants] 1938 01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:52,980 It's, uh-- 1939 01:42:56,290 --> 01:42:59,400 [zooming] 1940 01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:03,990 [static droning] 1941 01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:09,890 [glassy squeaking] 1942 01:43:41,850 --> 01:43:44,820 [muffled whimpering] 1943 01:43:52,830 --> 01:43:55,830 [clicking, squeaking] 1944 01:44:00,220 --> 01:44:03,390 [groaning] 1945 01:44:07,220 --> 01:44:12,120 [pants] 1946 01:44:12,230 --> 01:44:15,370 [garbled speech, whooshing] 1947 01:44:18,750 --> 01:44:21,170 [static droning] 1948 01:44:21,270 --> 01:44:24,410 [indistinct chatter] 1949 01:44:29,660 --> 01:44:32,660 [distorted thuds, crackling] 1950 01:44:39,320 --> 01:44:42,640 Please, no more. 1951 01:44:50,470 --> 01:44:53,610 [squelching, choking] 1952 01:45:02,970 --> 01:45:05,970 [glassy squeaking] 1953 01:45:24,960 --> 01:45:27,920 [distorted gasp] 1954 01:45:32,510 --> 01:45:35,860 [gurgling] 1955 01:45:45,910 --> 01:45:49,220 [static droning] 1956 01:45:49,740 --> 01:45:52,020 What really fascinates me about this stuff 1957 01:45:52,120 --> 01:45:55,330 is what people believe. 1958 01:45:55,430 --> 01:45:56,780 The big mystery, of course, is 1959 01:45:56,880 --> 01:45:59,890 what happened to the eldest son? 1960 01:45:59,990 --> 01:46:01,720 He vanished. 1961 01:46:01,820 --> 01:46:05,200 The property was left vacant and abandoned. 1962 01:46:05,310 --> 01:46:07,760 So everything was sold. 1963 01:46:07,860 --> 01:46:10,620 The house was turned into a museum 1964 01:46:10,730 --> 01:46:14,970 jointly managed by different city and provincial agencies. 1965 01:46:15,070 --> 01:46:17,150 Those videotapes probably were 1966 01:46:17,250 --> 01:46:21,870 collected with all the assets and sold at an auction. 1967 01:46:21,980 --> 01:46:25,500 In borderline or controversial questions, 1968 01:46:25,600 --> 01:46:27,430 every piece of evidence is going 1969 01:46:27,540 --> 01:46:29,810 to function almost like a mirror 1970 01:46:29,920 --> 01:46:32,950 for the individual himself. 1971 01:46:33,060 --> 01:46:35,370 Whenever you're ready. 1972 01:46:35,470 --> 01:46:37,230 Like any other piece of evidence, 1973 01:46:37,340 --> 01:46:40,860 the rejectionists are going to say, gee, great makeup job. 1974 01:46:40,960 --> 01:46:44,970 And the believers are gonna say, case closed. 1975 01:46:45,070 --> 01:46:46,280 - Ren. - There he is. 1976 01:46:46,380 --> 01:46:47,180 - What's up? - All right. 1977 01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:48,800 Hey. 1978 01:46:48,900 --> 01:46:51,800 [ominous music] 1979 01:46:51,900 --> 01:46:54,630 ♪ 1980 01:46:54,730 --> 01:46:56,460 It's a humanoid form. 1981 01:46:56,560 --> 01:47:00,260 He's pulling something out of the eldest son. 1982 01:47:00,360 --> 01:47:02,880 Those are alien eggs, maybe. 1983 01:47:02,980 --> 01:47:05,990 Oh, it looks like he's got the camera. 1984 01:47:06,090 --> 01:47:08,330 Now, this is a probe lens, right? 1985 01:47:08,440 --> 01:47:10,470 It's grotesque. 1986 01:47:11,540 --> 01:47:13,030 Okay. 1987 01:47:13,130 --> 01:47:16,310 Real or not, I am very uncomfortable. 1988 01:47:16,410 --> 01:47:17,690 [laughs] 1989 01:47:17,790 --> 01:47:20,690 That is really gross. 1990 01:47:20,800 --> 01:47:24,590 This has to be analyzed, verified. 1991 01:47:24,700 --> 01:47:27,560 Now the real work has to begin. 1992 01:47:27,660 --> 01:47:30,740 [thoughtful music] 1993 01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:35,530 ♪ 1994 01:47:35,640 --> 01:47:39,950 [crackling] 1995 01:47:40,060 --> 01:47:42,960 [groaning] 1996 01:47:43,060 --> 01:47:46,030 [crackling] 1997 01:48:00,250 --> 01:48:02,560 [groaning] 1998 01:48:02,660 --> 01:48:05,250 [crackling] 1999 01:48:32,660 --> 01:48:34,830 [slurping] 2000 01:48:45,980 --> 01:48:49,190 [crackling] 2001 01:49:32,550 --> 01:49:35,650 [rumbling] 2002 01:49:37,620 --> 01:49:40,110 ♪ Want to kill you 2003 01:49:40,210 --> 01:49:43,080 [rock music] 2004 01:49:43,180 --> 01:49:50,080 ♪ 2005 01:49:53,330 --> 01:49:56,330 ♪ Put your hands up 2006 01:49:56,430 --> 01:49:58,640 ♪ It's all right then I know 2007 01:49:58,750 --> 01:50:01,330 ♪ The distance is too great to measure ♪ 2008 01:50:01,440 --> 01:50:02,340 ♪ I go 2009 01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:03,720 ♪ Whoa 2010 01:50:03,820 --> 01:50:05,650 ♪ To something low 2011 01:50:05,750 --> 01:50:06,860 ♪ Whoa 2012 01:50:06,960 --> 01:50:08,240 ♪ A chain around the neck 2013 01:50:08,340 --> 01:50:09,690 ♪ Whoa 2014 01:50:09,790 --> 01:50:11,170 ♪ Back to the restless 2015 01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:14,140 ♪ Slowly souls forced to disconnect ♪ 2016 01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:19,180 ♪ 2017 01:50:19,280 --> 01:50:22,560 ♪ Some night, some day 2018 01:50:22,670 --> 01:50:24,910 ♪ Who do I have to kill 2019 01:50:25,010 --> 01:50:30,290 ♪ To keep this all forever 2020 01:50:30,400 --> 01:50:33,610 ♪ Kill me, kill me 2021 01:50:33,710 --> 01:50:36,510 ♪ All my love and wealth 2022 01:50:36,610 --> 01:50:39,370 ♪ Through the blackened never ♪ 2023 01:50:39,480 --> 01:50:42,890 ♪ 2024 01:50:43,000 --> 01:50:44,900 ♪ Darkest days end 2025 01:50:45,000 --> 01:50:48,040 ♪ Circle seven, I know 2026 01:50:48,140 --> 01:50:51,560 ♪ The bleeding branches are too dark and overgrown ♪ 2027 01:50:51,660 --> 01:50:52,700 ♪ Whoa 2028 01:50:52,800 --> 01:50:55,770 ♪ Too soaked in blood 2029 01:50:55,870 --> 01:50:57,740 ♪ A chain around the neck 2030 01:50:57,840 --> 01:50:59,250 ♪ Whoa 2031 01:50:59,360 --> 01:51:01,050 ♪ Hanging by a limb in the garden ♪ 2032 01:51:01,150 --> 01:51:03,190 ♪ Hope is forced to neglect 2033 01:51:03,290 --> 01:51:05,710 ♪ 2034 01:51:05,810 --> 01:51:09,640 ♪ Some night, some day 2035 01:51:09,750 --> 01:51:11,780 ♪ Who do I have to kill 2036 01:51:11,890 --> 01:51:17,240 ♪ To keep this all forever 2037 01:51:17,340 --> 01:51:19,970 ♪ Kill me, kill me 2038 01:51:20,070 --> 01:51:22,590 ♪ All my love and wealth 2039 01:51:22,690 --> 01:51:25,940 ♪ Through the blackened never ♪ 2040 01:51:26,040 --> 01:51:29,800 ♪ You get beyond 2041 01:51:40,570 --> 01:51:43,300 ♪ Go 2042 01:51:51,890 --> 01:51:55,030 [indistinct singing] 2043 01:52:03,910 --> 01:52:08,840 ♪ Tell me, tell me who am I to kill ♪ 2044 01:52:08,950 --> 01:52:14,300 [indistinct singing] 2045 01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:17,300 ♪ Tell me, tell me 2046 01:52:17,400 --> 01:52:20,720 [indistinct singing] 2047 01:52:20,820 --> 01:52:25,410 ♪ To keep this all forever 2048 01:52:25,510 --> 01:52:28,410 [indistinct singing] 2049 01:52:31,690 --> 01:52:34,560 ♪ Through the blackened never ♪ 2050 01:52:34,660 --> 01:52:37,490 [indistinct singing] 2051 01:52:37,590 --> 01:52:42,880 ♪ 2052 01:52:42,980 --> 01:52:46,020 [mystical music] 2053 01:52:46,120 --> 01:52:47,470 ♪ 2054 01:52:47,570 --> 01:52:49,680 [non-English singing] 2055 01:52:49,780 --> 01:52:56,890 ♪ 2056 01:53:01,550 --> 01:53:04,410 [vocalizing] 2057 01:53:04,520 --> 01:53:05,760 ♪ 2058 01:53:05,860 --> 01:53:08,730 [non-English singing] 2059 01:53:08,830 --> 01:53:12,910 ♪ 2060 01:53:13,010 --> 01:53:14,320 ♪ I can't be blamed 2061 01:53:14,420 --> 01:53:15,870 ♪ I am a goddess 2062 01:53:15,980 --> 01:53:17,320 ♪ Super fiery 2063 01:53:17,430 --> 01:53:19,360 ♪ And so untamed 2064 01:53:19,460 --> 01:53:22,290 [non-English singing] 2065 01:53:22,400 --> 01:53:29,300 ♪ 2066 01:53:51,670 --> 01:53:52,770 ♪ I can't be blamed 2067 01:53:52,880 --> 01:53:54,570 ♪ I am a goddess 2068 01:53:54,670 --> 01:53:55,910 ♪ Super fiery 2069 01:53:56,020 --> 01:53:57,400 ♪ And so untamed 2070 01:53:57,500 --> 01:54:00,710 [non-English singing] 2071 01:54:00,820 --> 01:54:01,680 ♪ I can't be blamed 2072 01:54:01,780 --> 01:54:03,440 ♪ I am a goddess 2073 01:54:03,540 --> 01:54:04,780 ♪ Super fiery 2074 01:54:04,890 --> 01:54:06,860 ♪ And so untamed 129430