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[demonic voice]: Are you pussies
ready to be annihilated?
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Witness the awesome power of...
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[cheering]
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... the Pure Evil One!
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- I am Todd, the Pure Evil One.
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[distorted voice]: I am
your lord and master.
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[cheering]
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Prepare... to be conquered.
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- Don't do it, Todd!
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- You asshole!
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[screaming]
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[evil laughter]
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[gasping]
[panting]
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[heavy metal]
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[whistling]
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- Hey, watch where you're going,
cripshit.
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- As if I haven't heard
that one before.
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- You heard this one before?
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- Oh, yeah!
[laughter]
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- Fuckles...
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[soft music]
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- Hannah!
[music abruptly stopping]
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Grab your stuff.
We're going on a field trip.
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- Huh? Where are we going?
- Some place we should've
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checked out a long time ago.
Where's Todd and Curtis?
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- I don't know.
- Come on.
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- Jenny...
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you have a lot of experience
with guys, right?
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- What do you want to know?
- Okay...
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have you ever liked a guy,
but he likes you as a friend.
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And then every time you see him,
you just want to run away?
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- No. But if you're talking
about Todd,
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I'd say keep running.
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- The thing is, it's not Todd.
- Todd, Todd!
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Where have you been?
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I've been looking everywhere
for you.
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We gotta go to
the retirement home.
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- Retirement what?
[heavy metal in headphones]
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- Where Atticus' father lives?
You know, Satanist Senior.
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- I don't have time
for this right now.
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- They might know something
about my dad.
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- Jenny, your dad has been
missing for over a year.
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A few more hours won't kill him.
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- You asshole.
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- Jenny, I'm sorry!
I didn't mean it that way!
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- That's really cruel.
- Yeah, I know, okay?
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I didn't meant to say it
that way.
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That's how it came out.
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- Guys! You guys! I got...
[panting]
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- I don't have time for this
right now!
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I got shit to deal with!
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- I've got the...
[nervously screaming]
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No wait, I've got the...
What the hell?
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Fine, I'll just...
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I'll just take care of it
myself.
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- My life is, like,
spinning out of control, Jimmy!
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I keep having these dreams where
I toast my friends to a crisp.
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I have this... connection
with this evil book.
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People are saying
that I'm the Pure Evil One.
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Everything is totally fucked!
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Ow! What the fuck?!
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Why did you do that?
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- Because I'm my own dude,
all right?
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Did I do the right thing
or the wrong thing?
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- The wrong thing!
- Look, it doesn't matter.
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- That doesn't make any sense.
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- Be your own dude.
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- Look, if you're not
gonna help me,
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I'm gonna find someone who can.
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Fuck!
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- Ah!
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No!
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Not my arm...
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[sobbing]
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[sparking]
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Universa... mihi...
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planto... mihi...
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universus!
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Todd... Todd!
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I think I screwed up big time,
dude.
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- I can't solve your problems
for you all the time.
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Trust me, I've got my own.
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And dude, my problems
are real problems.
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- And this isn't?
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- Hey! Fighting with
your girlfriend again, cripshit?
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- No.
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[choking]
- Shit!
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[growling]
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[sparking]
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[moaning]
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[heavy metal music]
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- So you want us to tell you
what to do.
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- I'm that desperate, yes.
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- Oh, we will tell you exactly
what to do.
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- You're not gonna tell me
to be my own dude, are you?
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- Bring the pain!
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- What... What are you doing?
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- Your destiny lies
with a mighty battle, Todd!
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You must be ready for it.
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- Ow! Ow! Stop!
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- Why do your grades suck,
loser?
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- Because I have trouble
paying attention in class!
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- Because you have attention
deficit hyperactivity disorder!
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- ADHD can be a powerful tool,
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little dude!
If you learn how to use it.
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- Embrace your inner loser,
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loser.
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- Don't think about the rocks!
- Think about nothingness!
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[panting]
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[screaming]
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[grunting]
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Oh! Dude...
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[heavy metal music]
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
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He's doing it!
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[laughing]
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He's now ready
for the power of steel.
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Make haste to shop class.
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- What, shop class?
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- Atticus... numerous times,
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you promised to deliver the book
and you failed.
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And now those teenagers
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have kicked you out
of their little gang.
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I have to ask myself
of what use are you to me.
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- I pick up your prescriptions.
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And, um...
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I renewed your passport
that one time.
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And... I am your son--
- Silence!
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You have failed the society
as a minion
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and you have failed me
as a son.
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You are banished.
[evil laughter]
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- Banished?
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From the retirement home?
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Oh! What will I do?!
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No more changing
your goddamn colostomy bag!
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No more scraping
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flakes of psoriasis
off my goddamn lips
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from making me suck
on your bony fingers!
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No more running around after you
and your stupid fucking book!
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[inhaling]
Maybe... maybe I'm gonna...
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find this book for myself
and I'm gonna ask for a new dad,
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a better dad, a kinder dad,
a dad who respects me and...
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and supports me
and thinks I'm swell!
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A dad who tells me...
who tells me that he loves me,
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because you never did.
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I... I hate you, Dad!
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I hate you!
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- How many of you here
are Pisces?
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All right.
Statistically speaking,
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50% of you are gonna be pregnant
by the end of the school year.
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On the other hand,
the rest of you are gonna
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hit it big on the stock market.
So, that's good, right?
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- Um... Mr. Gunderson...
- Yes?
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- You do know that astrology
and astronomy
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are two different things, right?
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- Firstly, how very
Capricorn of you to ask that.
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Secondly, astronomy
is bat shit boring.
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So I'm gonna do
some tarot cards now.
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[sighing]
All right...
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- Hannah...
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I've got something
really important to tell you.
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- Curtis...
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I have something really
important to tell you too--
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- Yeah...
- Curtis, what are you doing?
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- What do you mean?
- Oh, my God!
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- I used the Book of Pure Evil
to make a new arm!
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No one's gonna pick on me
anymore.
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And they're gonna have to start
taking me seriously.
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- Curtis...
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- Oh! That's just
the side effects.
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I can live with that.
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- We'll get you to the science
lab, we'll run a few tests.
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We'll figure out
how to reverse it, okay?
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- No!
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I'm not a guinea pig, Hannah.
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You care more about tests
and science
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than you do about me.
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- The book doesn't care
about you either, Curtis!
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This isn't you.
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- Hey, Hannah, wait!
- Don't touch me with that!
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- Wait!
[chair falling]
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- Well, none of the other
teachers will listen to me,
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but every time those two
run out of the room,
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it's bad news.
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So I'm gonna go lock myself
in the teacher's lounge
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and I will see...
some of you tomorrow.
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- Hannah, wait! Hannah?
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[distant coughing]
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- That's it, little dude.
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Did you know that Crowley High
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is the only school
in this district
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with its own forge?
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- Wouldn't this be easier
if you guys just came inside?
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- Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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- This place looks like
it doesn't get used much.
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- It's been closed off
ever since... the accident.
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- The accident?
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[ominous music]
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- What's going on?
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- Oh! Hi!
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Remember me? I used to be
part of your gang...
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until you kicked me out.
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- 'Cause you're a Satanist.
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- That's just racist.
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I want the book.
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Tell me where it is and...
maybe I won't kill you.
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- I'd rather die
than give you the book.
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And if you think I'm gonna
betray my friends,
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then you just don't know
Curtis Weaver very well.
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I didn't learn much from
my father, but what I did learn
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was this: when your back's
against the wall,
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you push back into their faces,
you pull their teeth out,
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you put it where their eyes are.
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You take their ears
and you box them.
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I didn't know what that meant
when he said it,
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but I thought it was cool.
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You take them to the bank
and then you take them
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to the cleaner with
the money that you took
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from the bank.
That's where I'm taking you!
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No one will know where you are,
'cause I won't tell them!
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And you won't leave
a forwarding address
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or anything like--
- Boring!
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Keep your eye on the pendant.
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Let your conscious mind go.
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Don't fight it...
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I can't believe
that actually worked.
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[PA]: Bingo will commence
in the main hall
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in five minutes! Don't forget
to bring your dabbers!
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- Hurry up, you fool!
[door creaking]
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My dabber!
Where's my luck red dabber?!
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- Well, where did you
put it last, Your Evilness?
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[Jenny]: Shit...
- I can't remember!
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- G... 49!
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G... 49!
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B-3.
- Daddy?
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- B... 3.
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N... 36.
[moaning]
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- Daddy...
- N-36.
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- Tell your old friend Atticus
where is the book.
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- You're not my friend.
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Todd is my friend.
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- Enough about Todd.
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Tell me where the book is
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or I will cut off that new arm
and turn you back
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into the pathetic cripple
you've always been.
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- What happened to my old arm?
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- I've been here before...
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- It was a few years ago.
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Me and Todd had just gotten
into heavy metal and shop class.
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I wanted to make a cool
candlestick using the lathe.
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- Hey, Curtis...
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- What are you talking about?
I want the book.
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- You want to smoke a J
before class?
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[Curtis]: I had never
smoked a J before.
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[Atticus]: Okay,
what are you talking about?
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[Curtis]: When I put
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that sweet herb to my lips
and breathed deep...
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[Atticus]: What does this
have to do with the book?
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[Curtis]: I knew I'd never
be the same again.
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[Atticus]: Where is the book?!
The book!
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[screaming]
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- How did I forget that?
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00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:21,425
- Wow. Talk about
repressed memories.
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00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,992
[growling]
[whimpering]
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[screaming]
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00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,953
Actually, let's not.
268
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:31,087
So... your best friend
cut off your arm.
269
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:34,177
Maybe Todd is the Pure Evil One.
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00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:37,877
- Todd... pure evil.
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- Okay, shut the fuck up
about Todd.
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Okay? All I want to know is
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where is...
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- Evil...
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Todd... Pure...
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- You shouldn't have
kicked me out of the gang.
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Todd!
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I'm coming to get you,
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you ass...hole!!!
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- This is it, little dude.
Time to face your destiny.
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00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,436
- Will you stop
with this destiny bullshit?
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I'm not the Pure Evil One.
283
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,701
- You're the one
who released the book.
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- The book is your destiny.
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Loser.
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00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:27,274
- Your destiny and the book
are one.
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00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:30,625
[all]: Destiny!
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00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,106
- Fuck.
289
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,677
- I'm gonna get you out of here,
okay, Dad?
290
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,985
- Why the rush, sweetie?
291
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,988
- This is my dad and
he's been kidnapped by Satanists
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00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,164
that are living
in this retirement home.
293
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,122
- Really?
- Yes, really!
294
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,080
We have to call the police!
295
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,561
- Oh, I don't think you'll
be doing that, young lady.
296
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,476
- That's him, okay! That's him!
That's the Satanist!
297
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,000
- We're all Satanists, sweetie.
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00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,741
[all]: Hail Satan!
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00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:02,135
[evil laughter]
300
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,183
[Jenny screaming]
301
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,884
[heavy metal]
- It's on, bro!
302
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,104
- I've got something
to tell you, Todd!
303
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,758
[people screaming]
304
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,674
- Demon arm! Nar nar, bro!
- You're pissed
305
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,067
because I cut your arm off,
306
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,546
but dude, that was totally
an accident.
307
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,419
- You've got an excuse
for everything!
308
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,725
- That weed was super potent.
It's not my fault.
309
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,945
- It's not my fault?
It's not my fault
310
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,252
you're a cripple, Curtis?
311
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,124
[buzzing]
312
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,127
I've always been there for you,
Todd.
313
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:42,088
I helped you fight
the Book of Pure Evil.
314
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,090
Even when you were possessed
315
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,787
and tried to kill me.
316
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,094
- That wasn't my...
Okay, yeah, that was my bad.
317
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,312
[screaming]
318
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,923
- Yeah!
- Get him!
319
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,101
- I stopped
320
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,493
the phantom of Crowley High
321
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,061
from blowing up the school!
It was me!
322
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,107
And you didn't even notice!
323
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,283
- You did what?
- I gave up the only girl
324
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,241
who ever loved me
to save your life, Todd.
325
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,895
- You're wrong, Curtis!
326
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,725
I love you.
327
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,031
[sighing]
[thud]
328
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,771
Sorry I was scared
to say it before,
329
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,991
but I'm not sorry
I'm saying it now.
330
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,558
[romantic music]
331
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,908
♪ I...
332
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:25,305
♪ Fell in love
333
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,092
♪ Simply
334
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,616
♪ Because
335
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,184
♪ Of you
336
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,145
♪ You
337
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,625
♪ Cast your spell on me
338
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:47,588
♪ Now I'm yours
339
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,111
♪ Our hearts
340
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:52,680
♪ Will always be one
341
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,553
♪ One ♪
342
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,513
- Todd! No!
343
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:00,731
[screaming]
344
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,081
- Let it go!
345
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,258
Become one!
Become your destiny!
346
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,651
- Come on! Do it!
347
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,697
What are you waiting for?
348
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:14,528
- Hey, fuck piece,
be your own dude.
349
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,188
- What are you doing, dude?
350
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,540
- Stop telling me what to do.
351
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,716
[whistling]
352
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,070
- Suck it!
353
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,773
[heavy metal]
354
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,232
[phone ringing]
355
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:12,238
- Hey, this is Jenny. I'm busy.
Leave a message.
356
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,197
- Jenny's still not
picking up her phone.
357
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:19,201
I have a really bad feeling
about this.
358
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:22,683
Jenny's missing, the Book
of Pure Evil's still out there,
359
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,424
our guidance counsellor's
a Satanist...
360
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,644
- And my best friend might
destroy the world.
361
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,822
[dramatic music]
362
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:49,144
- Destiny sucks.
[heavy metal music]
363
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,469
[off-key organ playing]
364
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:22,090
- Atticus,
you have no place here.
365
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,353
Be gone.
366
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:27,269
- I'm here...
367
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,359
to give you your belated
Father's Day present, Dad.
368
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,145
[sparking]
369
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:37,714
- The book... At last...
370
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:44,112
You're not as big a screw up
as I thought you were, Atticus.
371
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:48,029
- Oh... this isn't your present.
372
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,903
This is, Daddy!
373
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,838
What are you waiting for?
374
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,145
Kiss the hand.
375
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:28,287
Gee... I wonder
what happens next.
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