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- Okay, chess fans.
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Wow, it's the moment
we've all been waiting for.
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Let's hear it for our finalists
in this year's
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Crowley High Chess championship:
Len Bergman
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and Hannah B. Williams.
- I want you to murderize him.
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Take him apart.
Humiliate his king,
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gang-pawn his queen
in front of him.
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[loud moaning]
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Uh... good luck, Hannah.
[clock ticking]
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- You know what's one thing
I hate worse than chess?
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- Watching chess. You've said
that like four times already.
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- What an amazing
morning of chess it has been.
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We've already seen
one Siberian Trap attack
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and two, oh... ah...
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Count them,
two poison pawn victories.
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We just gotta get through
this game.
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- I'm telling you guys,
Atticus is a Satanist.
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We have to watch out for him.
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- As if a Satanist would know
that much about chess.
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- As if a Satanist
would be caught dead
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in that sweater vest.
[Todd laughing awkwardly]
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Look, I've been digging around
in the library.
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And I think I found a clue.
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- Checkmate.
[cheering]
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- Well, that's gotta be
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a new speed record.
- What?!
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- Len Bergman has annihilated
Hannah B. Williams.
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This must be the worst day
of her life.
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- Len Bergman has the book.
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[heavy metal]
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- Yearbook time, awesome!
But I wanna write,
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"Have a good summer."
- This isn't just a yearbook,
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it's a clue. Look,
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this has been
Crowley High's logo since 1965,
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but this is a yearbook
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from 1964, the year before.
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Not only was this the school's
original logo,
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it was the symbol
for the whole town.
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- Point being?
- It's an occult symbol.
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It must have something to do
with the book and why it's here
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in Crowley Heights!
- I was right!
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Atticus and those old geezers
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at the retirement home
are Satanists.
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I saw it with my own two eyes.
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- Your own two baked eyes?
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How many hash brownies
did you ingest, Curtis?
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- Four.
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And then four, so eight.
- Yeah!
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- Who cares about Satanists?!
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Len Bergman has the book!
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He wouldn't have won
if he didn't have the book.
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No chance.
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- So you're saying
he used the Book of Pure Evil,
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a source of nearly
limitless power,
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to become really good
at a lame game.
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- Yes.
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- Okay, chess, Satanists,
yearbooks.
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You guys handle this one.
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I'm on sabbatical.
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You just learned
that word today, didn't you.
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- Yes, I did,
because I was on sabbatical
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in the library this morning
because I've been on sabbatical
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for my last four
English classes,
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so my English paper
was on sabbatical
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for my teacher's desk and...
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Sabbatical.
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- The words coming
from my mouth,
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they will promise
eternal happiness.
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Gather around,
my fellow truth seekers.
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Gather around...!
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My children,
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I have been given
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the gift of foresight
and therefore have become
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a great chess champion.
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Yet an even greater prophet.
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And I am here to tell you
about the Pure Evil One.
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The Pure Evil One has come
to destroy our world.
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We will all be enslaved
by his evil unless...
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[evil laughter]
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He is here, the Pure Evil One.
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- I'm... the what...
with the what?
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- The Pure Evil One!
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You cannot hide from the truth,
Todd Smith.
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[banging on the door]
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- Hey, fuck piece.
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You want to tell me what's
going on with you, boy?
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- You wouldn't understand.
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- You'd be surprised.
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- Okay. That douchewad
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of a chess champion
is telling everyone
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that I'm the Pure Evil One.
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- Are you the Pure Evil One?
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- I...
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Man, I don't know.
I don't even know what that is.
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- Look, it doesn't matter.
Either you are or you aren't.
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- Yeah, but what do you think?
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- You're asking a guy who's been
cleaning toilets for 16 years,
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and who's standing here
in his manties.
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It's up to you.
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- Why do I gotta figure out
everything for myself?
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I don't even know why I come
in here anymore.
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- You don't mean that.
[door slamming shut]
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- I really think we need to
check out the retirement home.
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Those old geezers could be
planning world domination
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as we speak.
- Okay, it's not that
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I don't believe you,
it's just that
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the statistical probability
that a bunch of Satanists
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have taken over a retirement
home is slim at best.
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- So you don't believe me.
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- I believe you,
science doesn't.
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- Fine. Let's find Len Bergman.
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- Found him.
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- You're awesome.
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- Right...
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- Is everything okay
between you and me?
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- Yeah, of course.
Why wouldn't it be?
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Let's just go in.
- You've just been acting
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a little weird around me.
- Let's... just go in.
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- I'm just worried
that I said something
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or done something or...
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- I'm going in.
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- I guess she's going in.
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- And that's why this book
will bring us all eternal light.
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Have you come to hear the truth?
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- Sure...
- What's going on, Len?
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- We are going to destroy
the Pure Evil One.
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- Cool. That sounds like fun.
We should get Todd.
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This will be right up his alley.
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- Are you guys okay?
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- Yeah, you know your eyes
are real creepy, right?
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- We know you've got the book,
Len.
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- Of course I have the book.
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It's shown me the light.
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Do you want to hear the truth?
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- Okay.
- I guess.
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- The book is the light.
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The light has a voice.
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And the voice is the truth.
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- Whosa? Whatsa?
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- The book is the light.
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The light has a voice.
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The voice is the truth.
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- The book is the light,
is the light, is the what?
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- The book is the light.
[all]: Light.
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- The light has a voice.
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[all]: Voice.
- The voice is the truth.
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[all]: Truth.
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- The book is the light.
[all]: Light.
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- The light has a voice.
[all]: Voice.
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- The voice is the truth.
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[all]: Truth.
[together]: Truth.
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- Excellent.
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Now we have to destroy
the Evil One.
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We have to kill Todd Smith.
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- Okay.
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- Hey.
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- Hey, Todd Smith.
- Hey.
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- We're your friends.
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- I know.
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- Your friends are wondering
if you'd like
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to meet them somewhere later
for a lot of fun.
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- What's wrong with you guys?
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- If you ask that,
we're supposed to say,
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"We're so wasted."
- We're so wasted.
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- Right. Why do your eyes
look so weird?
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- If you ask that,
we're supposed to say,
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"We've got migraines."
- We've got migraines.
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We're so wasted.
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- Len Bergman did this,
didn't he.
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- If you ask that,
we're supposed to say,
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"Do you mean Len Bergman
from the chess club?"
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And when you say yes,
we're supposed to say,
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"You haven't seen me all day."
Then Len said, "No,
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"don't say you haven't seen me
all day, say you haven't seen
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Len Bergman all day."
- We're so wasted.
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- Tell Len Bergman
that I'm on sabbatical,
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so I won't be going
anywhere near him.
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- What do you mean
he's on sabbatical?!
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Didn't you use the frying pan?
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- You said to hit Todd Smith
with the frying pan
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if he resisted, but he did
not resist. He is on sabbatical.
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- We're so wasted.
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- All right...
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Let's try a different approach.
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[gasping]
- Jeez, guys!
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You scared me!
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What's with the frying...
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pan...
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- Jenny? Jenny?
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Okay, so you're not here. Um,
so if you get this, be careful.
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Hannah and Curtis
have been brainwashed
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and they have a frying pan.
[beeping]
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[phone vibrating]
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[sighing]
[phone vibrating]
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- Yo, don't you have some
unfinished business with Len,
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little dude?
- I'm on sabbatical.
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- You can't take a sabbatical
from your destiny!
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Loser!
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- Just because Len says
that I'm the Pure Evil One
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doesn't mean it's true.
All I have to do is stay out
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of his way and he'll realize
he's wrong.
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- Isn't he turning your friends
against you?
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- And didn't he kidnap
your loser girlfriend?
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- Len has Jenny?
- Yeah.
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Imagine what dastardly deeds
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he's doing to her right now.
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And yo, he's got the balls
to call you the Pure Evil One?
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Damn!
- You should go in there
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and show him who's not
the Pure Evil One.
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- Damn straight.
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- Too easy, bros!
[laughter]
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That was sweet!
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♪ In the dead of night
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♪ Hear my angel call
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♪ Darkness come alive
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♪ Sing to sleep my soul ♪
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- Jenny?
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- It's a trap, Todd!
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- I know it's a trap, Jenny.
Are you okay?
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[muffled voice]
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Len?
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I've got a shotgun!
A really big one!
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I know you're controlling
my friends somehow,
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so you might as well come out.
- It's not a trap, Todd.
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Put down the really big shotgun.
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- Curtis, I know Len's
telling you what to say.
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- We're so wasted.
- I know, Hannah.
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- Come further into the room,
Todd.
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- Further into the trap,
you mean.
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- There's cake! Ow, she bit me!
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- There's no cake, Todd!
- Shut up!
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Jenny wants all the cake
for herself.
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It is her favourite kind.
- Really, Len?
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What's my favourite
kind of cake?
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- What kind of cake
does he like?
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Hey Todd, we found something
further in the chessnasium.
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Past the cake.
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- Now!
[grunting]
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- Nice trap, chess nerd.
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- That wasn't the trap.
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[clicking]
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You are pure evil, Todd Smith.
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- Looks like you're the Evil One
from where I'm standing.
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- Evil is your destiny.
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You will bring evil
to this world
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whether you like to or not.
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Curtis, kill her.
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- Yes, kill me, Curtis.
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- No, you idiot. He means me.
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- Curtis, don't do it!
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- Surrender or your girlfriend's
gonna get her throat sliced.
252
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,676
- We're just friends.
Just friends.
253
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,243
- No.
254
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,597
- Perfect.
255
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,860
Now we're going to teach
the Pure Evil One a lesson.
256
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,080
I'm not the Pure Evil One.
257
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:44,998
Hannah, Curtis, you guys know
I'm not the Pure Evil One.
258
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,913
Right?
259
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,916
- I've seen your future.
260
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,572
- And I'm evil? In the future?
261
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:59,142
- You are the future,
and it's awful.
262
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,102
Tie him up!
263
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:05,888
- Hey! You said
you'd let her go!
264
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:09,326
- No, I said she wouldn't get
her throat sliced.
265
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:11,938
Checkmate.
266
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,332
[grunting]
267
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,335
The voice is the truth.
[all]: Truth.
268
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,947
- The book is the light.
[all]: Light.
269
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,818
- The light has a voice.
[all]: Voice.
270
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,951
- The voice is the truth.
[all]: Truth.
271
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,082
- The book is the light.
272
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,345
[all]: Light.
- The light has a voice.
273
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,131
[all]: Voice.
- The voice is the truth!
274
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,915
[all]: Truth!
275
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,222
- I have seen the future.
276
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,050
Behold,
277
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,922
the future of the Pure Evil One.
278
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:43,230
[evil laughter]
279
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,103
- Don't believe him, Todd!
280
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,758
It's just some sort
of mind trick!
281
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,238
[evil laughter]
282
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:04,251
- What if he's right, Jenny?
283
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,166
- Then I'm going to save
the world.
284
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:09,996
I guess this is checkmate.
285
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,563
- You already used that one,
asshole.
286
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,478
- How about this?
287
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,699
Die, Todd Smith!
288
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,048
[grunting]
289
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,533
[moaning]
290
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,230
- Checkmate.
291
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,193
I thought that I'd get
a bigger response.
292
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,803
- Len Bergman has the book!
293
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,892
- No shit.
294
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,807
- Not anymore you don't.
295
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,374
Okay, move it, people.
296
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,681
Do you want a piece of this?!
297
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:46,989
Huh?! You want some of this?!
298
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,469
- What happened?
299
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,253
- The usual.
You and Hannah were hypnotized,
300
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:53,430
then you tried to kill me,
then you tried to kill Jenny,
301
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,346
and then Len Bergman showed us
a vision of the future
302
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,044
where I destroy everything.
303
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,610
- That last part's new.
304
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,177
- I've got the book.
[screaming]
305
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,535
- I will make you mine!
306
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:16,497
The book is the light.
307
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:19,108
The light has a voice.
[heavy metal]
308
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:22,416
And that voice is the truth! Ah!
309
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:27,029
The book is the light.
310
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,683
The light has a voice.
311
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,555
The voice is the truth!
312
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,082
- Go fuck yourself!
313
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:40,129
- Can't... in your mind...
314
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:42,566
Too much... chaos!
315
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,094
- That's right, chesswad.
316
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:51,184
I can't hold a single thought
for more than one second.
317
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:53,577
[screaming]
318
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,113
That's right! Fly away,
319
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:08,897
you chicken shit book!
320
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,117
- Did I save the school?
321
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,598
- I'm starting to think
that the school can't be saved.
322
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,644
[panting]
323
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,300
[scoffing]
324
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:23,694
- Wow, that... Len,
he's a total nutjob, right?
325
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,089
- Yeah, nutjob.
326
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,177
- I mean...
327
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:31,137
all that stuff
about pure evil...
328
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,140
total bullshit, right?
329
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,144
- Yeah, total bullshit.
330
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,371
- Oh, movie night.
What are we watching?
331
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:51,331
- Jenny found this film
in a time capsule.
332
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,116
- Right before we knocked her
unconscious. Sorry about that.
333
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,075
It won't happen again,
I hope.
334
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,729
- It's okay.
I think we're ready. Lights.
335
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,731
- Hey...
336
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:03,125
thanks for saving the day,
Mr. Murphy.
337
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,520
- Ah, you would've done
the same for me, right?
338
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,826
- Maybe I was wrong about you.
- How so?
339
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,437
- I thought you were a Satanist.
340
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,221
[laughter]
341
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,705
[lively music]
342
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:24,059
- Hello.
I am Atticus Murphy Senior.
343
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,236
And if you love Satan
like I love Satan,
344
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,109
then Crowley Heights
is the place for you.
345
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,763
Fifty years ago, Crowley Heights
was founded by Satanists
346
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:33,982
fleeing persecution
347
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,897
for their misunderstood beliefs.
348
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,160
Today, it's a thriving
community.
349
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,250
The perfect place
to raise a family,
350
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:44,297
start a new business
or carry out
351
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,168
the dark Lord's darkest desires
352
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,128
without fear of humiliation
or recrimination.
353
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:53,175
It's also currently home
of the Book of Pure Evil.
354
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:56,265
And everyone knows where
the Book of Pure Evil goes,
355
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,615
the Pure Evil One
can't be far behind.
356
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,792
The new millennium of evil
will soon be upon us.
357
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,055
Don't you want your children
to be part of it?
358
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,101
[baby crying]
359
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,409
I know I do.
360
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,020
Hail Satan!
361
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,717
[all]: Hail Satan!
362
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,419
- Well... fuck me.
363
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,726
- That was your father!
- That baby was you!
364
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,337
- That baby looks nothing
like me.
365
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,903
Okay, he is my father.
366
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,122
And yes, he is a Satanist,
367
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,558
but I haven't seen that man
in years.
368
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,299
- I saw you with him
at the retirement home.
369
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:33,389
- I dropped by to say hello.
He's a very lonely man,
370
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,912
all alone.
- He was surrounded
371
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,262
by other Satanists.
372
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:39,047
And he said to destroy us
if we got in your way.
373
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,223
- Yeah, but you didn't hear
the rest of the conversation.
374
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,833
Okay? Where I said,
375
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,271
"Now I'm a gang member
and being a gang member
376
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,490
is more important to me
than being a Satanist."
377
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,840
- My trust in authority
has been shattered.
378
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,756
- For the record,
I never trusted you, Atticus.
379
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,324
I bet you're the reason
for my father's disappearance!
380
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,544
- Kids! It's me!
381
00:19:57,587 --> 00:20:00,460
Atticus! Sure,
I may have deceived you...
382
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,070
uh... spied on you
383
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,289
and perhaps turned
the other way
384
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:06,596
when you were in mortal danger,
but!
385
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,424
I'm a gang member!
386
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,904
- Not anymore.
387
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:37,975
- What if I am pure evil?
388
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,500
- Then I'll be
the pure evil guy's best friend.
389
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,024
- And that doesn't bother you?
- Todd...
390
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,896
this year has been awesome.
We've been kicking major ass,
391
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,550
we're hanging out
with two chicks
392
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:50,510
we never would've met
if it wasn't for the book.
393
00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,860
And yeah, we've lost
some battles and sure,
394
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,427
it's been scary at times,
395
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,256
but dude, I wouldn't change
a second of it.
396
00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:00,433
- You don't get it, Curtis.
397
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,826
If I'm the Pure Evil One,
398
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,306
I'm gonna destroy the world.
399
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,569
I'm responsible.
400
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,049
Not you, me.
401
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,225
- Just because Len says you are
402
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,966
doesn't mean you are, dude.
403
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,273
- Doesn't mean I'm not.
404
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,536
- Todd?
405
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:19,582
- Can't hear you,
I've got my headphones on.
406
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,722
- It's time.
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