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- Kids, settle down.
I have an announcement to make.
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[chatter]
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Shut up! Shut up!
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I have a very... sad
announcement to make.
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The school drama club's
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annual theatre performance
is upon us
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and the school board
has requested
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an upbeat musical.
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- No!
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- My sentiments exactly.
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I have been ordered to direct,
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so I have begrudgingly accepted.
Auditions will be posted
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on the bulletin board.
That is all!
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- Auditions, huh?
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Competitiveness, narcissism,
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the fear of humiliation
and rejection.
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Perfect breeding ground
for the book.
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I better crash the auditions,
just in case the book shows up.
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- That's exactly
what I was thinking!
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Boy are we in sync today
or what?
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[snoring]
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- Curtis!
- Corn chips!
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Sorry.
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- Mr. Murphy...
- Yeah?
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- As the star of the drama club,
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I feel it is my duty to dissuade
you from doing a musical.
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They're so proletarian.
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- I totally agree.
Art is for the simple-minded.
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But the school board has spoken,
Charlotte.
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And unfortunately,
we must all comply.
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Are you coming up here?
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- How about... a Greek tragedy,
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or an existential drama?
The kind of theatre
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that will allow students
to questions their environment,
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and penetrate the deep layers
of their conflicted souls.
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- The only thing theses students
are interested in penetrating
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is each other.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go back to my office
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and rage, ineffectually.
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[off-key singing]
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[hitting another key]
[off-key signing]
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[sparking]
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[sparking]
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[female opera voice singing]
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[heavy metal]
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♪ Here I stand
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♪ Silently weeping
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♪ Forever alone
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♪ In the suicide rain ♪
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That was won... derful.
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[giggling]
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- I didn't know you could sing.
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- There's a lot you don't know
about me, Jenny.
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- Okay, who is next?
- I am, Mr. Murphy.
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And I will be singing
The Battle of Babylon,
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by Vagina Conqueror.
- Oh, yes,
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a classic.
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[heavy metal music]
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♪ Hell hath no fury
like a prisoner unchained ♪
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♪ The battle of Babylon
shouts out my name ♪
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♪ To fight
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♪ In the battle of Babylon
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♪ The battle of Babylon ♪
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[music stopping]
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- So this is what passes
for talent these days.
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Okay, I think I've seen enough.
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You get the male lead, Todd.
- What?!
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- Awesome!
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So, what musical are we doing?
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- No idea.
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The female lead
will be played
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by Je...
[Italian opera singing]
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[singing]
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I'm not convinced.
- Hmm!
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[high-pitched singing]
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- Okay, I'm convinced.
You got the lead.
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- What the hell, man!
You were about to pick me!
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- You can stop singing now,
Charlotte.
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[high-pitched singing]
Stop... singing...
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[shaking]
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♪ The music's inside me ♪
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Holy Jupiter shit!
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What happened to your tongue?!
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[muffled screaming]
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- Where did you learn
how to do that?
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- My parents locked me out
of the house... a lot.
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- I don't think we should
do this, Curtis.
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- Just think of it
as investigating.
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I know Mr. Murphy may have
weaseled his way onto the team,
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but I have seen his true face,
Hannah,
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and it's the face
of a Satanist worshipper.
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- He worships Satanists?
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- Look, when I saw him
at the retirement home,
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he was talking to an old man
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in a hooded robe.
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A hooded robe!
Don't you watch horror movies?
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Okay, prepare to have
your mind totally blown.
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Check...
- Wow!
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Look at all those sweater vests.
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I wonder which one
is his Satanist sweater vest.
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[door knob turning]
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Oh!
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- I have an idea. Kiss me.
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- Gross!
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- Oh. Hi, kids.
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Please continue.
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- We really dodged
a bullet there.
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[nervously whimpering]
Where are you...
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Was it something I said?
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- So, Atticus, our sources
tell us that finding the book
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is no longer
your number one priority.
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- Oh, you heard about
the musical.
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You people seem to forget
that I'm actually
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an employee at this place.
- The drama club must be
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the least of the school's
priorities,
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especially if they've put
a no-talent fool in charge.
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[laughter]
- Well...
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I guess that's all the reason
I need to prove you wrong.
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Father...
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I'm gonna direct
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the greatest musical
Crowley High has ever seen.
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And then we'll see
who the no-talent fool is.
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- It'll still be you.
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- I said we'll see!
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I'll leave your tickets
at will call.
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[school bell ringing]
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Last night,
I browsed the entire cannon
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of 20th century musical theatre
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and they all sucked!
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So I present to you
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the greatest musical
ever written.
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And I wrote it.
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- The Bowels of Hell?
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It's two pages
and one's a title page.
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- And there are no songs.
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- We'll flush it out
in rehearsal. The Bowels of Hell
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is the story of a young boy
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who must give up the girl
of his dreams
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because of his father's
strict religion.
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- Ah! It should be
a heavy metal musical!
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- What is the appeal
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of this metal music?
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- The appeal is mostly
that parents hate it.
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- A metal musical it is, then.
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Okay, due to Charlotte's
tragic accident,
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and mysterious disappearance,
dum, dum, dum...
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the female lead will be played
by my favourite girl...
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Jenny. Take a bow, Jenny.
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- Thank you!
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- Holy... Jupiter shit.
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Now I don't have to tell her
I was cutting her part.
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- Fuck!
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[exhaling]
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[screaming]
- Hey!
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Hey!
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You dropped your...
your tongue.
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Hey... don't be afraid.
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I'm not gonna hurt you.
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[sobbing]
Are you having a bad day?
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You wanna talk about it?
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Don't cry, it's okay.
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Look. See, I'm a freak too,
just like you.
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[Curtis singing]
♪ I'm freaking out
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♪ It's no big deal ♪
[Charlotte laughing]
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What are you laughing at?
[screaming]
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[soft music]
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♪ Freak love
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♪ I've got myself
some freak love ♪
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♪ And boy does it feel good
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♪ I've got permanent wood
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♪ Freak love for two freaks
in love ♪
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[upbeat music]
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♪ I have a plastic arm
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♪ She's got a severed tongue
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♪ The world can mock our love
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♪ But it don't bother us none
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♪ My days of masturbation
are a thing of the past ♪
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♪ I only pray she'll let me
fondle her ample fun bags ♪
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♪ Why can't I stop
thinking of that kiss ♪
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♪ It's driving me mad
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♪ Why do I dream of him
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♪ Fondling fondling
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♪ My ample fun bags
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♪ Ample fun bags
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♪ Ample fun bags
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♪ Ample fun bags
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[music continues]
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♪ It's so easy to love her
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♪ I don't even have to try
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♪ She's so warm
and she's so sweet ♪
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♪ She wouldn't hurt a fly
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♪ She's my muse
she's my mate ♪
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♪ She's my very best friend
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Sorry, Todd, but it's true.
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♪ I'm gonna love my freak love
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♪ I'm gonna love my freak love
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♪ Till the very
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♪ Till the very freaky end ♪
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- Art is pain.
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I know there's been
some grumbling
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about this production's rather
alarming mortality rate,
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but remember: there can be
no art without the risk
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of mutilation or death.
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- Screw this. I'm not gonna be
art's next target.
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- Where are you going, Jenny?
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Time for you and Todd
to rehearse your love scene.
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[groaning]
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- Jenny, clearly,
the book is at work here.
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All these deaths,
they can't be a coincidence.
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We've gotta stay.
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[sighing]
- I hate it when you're right.
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- Let's rehearse.
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- These lips are off-limits
till opening night.
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And no tongue!
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[Charlotte mumbling]
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- Curtis, we need to talk
about your friend Charlotte.
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- Do you mean my...
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girlfriend?
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- Right. Your girlfriend.
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- Here's the best part.
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I'm her boyfriend.
Everything's coming up Curtis!
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- Okay, don't get too excited.
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I did some investigating
and before the auditions,
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she couldn't sing a single note.
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Then, all of a sudden,
she has the voice of an angel,
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then she loses her tongue,
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then the mysterious deaths
begin.
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- I'm not sure where you're
going with this one, Hannah.
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- Charlotte has the book!
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- Oh! I see what's going on,
here.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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I finally meet someone
who likes me for who I am
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and your first reaction
is to assume she's evil?
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I expected this from Todd
and Jenny,
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but not from you, Hannah.
I thought you'd be happy for me!
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- How could I happy for you?
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You're dating the phantom
of Crowley High!
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- Charlotte's not a phantom,
she's my soul mate.
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And if society
can't accept our love,
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then I reject society!
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- Oh, Mary Jane,
when I'm with you,
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I feel so many...
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wonderful things!
- As do I, Jeremy!
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I've never felt this way
about a boy before!
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- Then kiss me, Mary Jane!
[Jenny whispering]: No!
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[grunting]
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[heavy metal music]
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♪ What is this girl
doing in your room ♪
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♪ Didn't I say
she's not the one for you ♪
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♪ She's not a member
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♪ Of our religion
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♪ She is a whore
and perhaps a heathen ♪
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♪ I can't let you do it
I won't let you do it no no no ♪
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♪ Father why do you cause me
so much pain ♪
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♪ Let me go steady
with my Mary Jane ♪
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♪ For I love he
and he loves me ♪
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♪ All love should be
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♪ Religion-free
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♪ We can't let you do it
we won't let you do it ♪
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♪ No no no
- I gotta pee.
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♪ Take her away
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♪ Sentence her to death
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Sorry, sorry...
♪ No son of mine
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♪ Your daddy knows best
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[whipping]
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Hey, Jimmy. Why the long face?
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- Dude, someone stole
my dynamite collection.
268
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- Oh, that sucks, man.
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'Cause I know you had, like,
some really rare dynamite.
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- What could anyone possibly
want with that much dynamite?
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[mumbling]
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Unless they plan on blowing up
something big,
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like the school.
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Nah, no one's that insane.
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[heavy metal music]
♪ Yeah
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00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,293
♪ I stand before you
277
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:07,123
♪ A proud and happy dad
278
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,518
♪ For today my boy becomes
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♪ A man
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00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,437
♪ I'm so depressed
281
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,179
♪ I think I'm gonna puke
282
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:22,138
♪ If I'm the bride
283
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,967
♪ Then who's the groom
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[howling]
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- Holy Jupiter shit!
286
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,974
- Let the ancient ceremony
begin!
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♪ Someone save me
288
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:38,763
♪ Before this gets any worse
289
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,027
♪ I am angel warrior
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♪ Satan's foe
291
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,466
♪ Slashing my way
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♪ Through hell's inferno
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[heavy metal music]
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- Charlotte, no!
295
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,972
- But you're my disabled,
deranged freak.
296
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- I have no idea
what you just said,
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but it's curtains for you,
bitch.
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00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,514
Sorry, can you repeat that?
299
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,865
Your foetus popped?
300
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,828
My jamming device
will obstruct your frequency.
301
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,792
Well, you got me on that one.
302
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,100
No, don't!
303
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,058
[heavy metal music]
304
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,714
- Cat fight on the catwalk.
305
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,718
- You don't deserve Curtis!
- No!
306
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,030
- No!
- Ha!
307
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,601
- Charlotte, no!
308
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,042
I meant to use this hand.
309
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- Curtis!
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00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,918
♪ Didn't get to kiss his Mary
311
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,140
♪ Didn't get to pop his cherry
312
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:37,143
- What poison did you use?
313
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,101
[Charlotte mumbling]
Acokanthera?
314
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,624
[Charlotte mumbling]
315
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,279
♪ His horny needs
316
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:47,283
♪ I need to make
his fountain jet ♪
317
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:51,331
♪ My lady parts are moist
and wet ♪
318
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,115
Strophanthus?
319
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,421
[Charlotte mumbling]
320
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,423
Antiaris Toxicaria?
321
00:17:56,466 --> 00:18:00,296
♪ Jeremy
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00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:04,866
[Hannah enumerating
different poisons]
323
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,955
- Betacyanide? German herpes?
324
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,609
[Charlotte mumbling]
325
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Calebas curare!
326
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,092
If I ever see you again,
327
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I will kill you myself.
328
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,753
[gasping]
329
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,930
[screaming]
[music stopping]
330
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[frustrated scream]
331
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,026
- Why Jeremy...
- Ugh!
332
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:38,160
- I see that my friend,
the angel of mercy,
333
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,381
has fallen from heaven
and revived you herself!
334
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,992
- Damn it!
335
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,827
♪ Our love is awesome
336
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,395
♪ The way love should be
337
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,484
♪ Free from pain
338
00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:01,618
♪ And bestiality ♪
[howling]
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[coughing]
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00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:12,194
[shy applause]
341
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,935
- Awesome, dudes!
342
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,332
- Thank you.
343
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,902
- Hang in there, Curtis.
[Atticus]: Thank you.
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Thank you all.
345
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,908
Thanks.
346
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,749
- Charlotte...?
347
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,753
- No, it's Hannah, Curtis.
348
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,494
Charlotte's gone.
349
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,194
- She's gone?
350
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,516
- Hey, Curtis.
- Hey, Hannah.
351
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,651
Thanks for saving my life.
- Anytime.
352
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:20,610
Sorry the love of your life
turned out to be
353
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:24,658
a complete psycho.
- Yeah... these things happen.
354
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,271
- Curtis, I don't know much
about relationships,
355
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:33,275
but I know that the right girl
is out there somewhere.
356
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,537
And when you find her,
357
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,757
she'll be the luckiest girl
in the world.
358
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,499
- Thanks, Hannah.
359
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,203
[sighing]
360
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:32,247
- Ah...
361
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:36,947
♪ Our love has
a special kind of mark ♪
362
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,862
♪ Something that comes
363
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♪ From above and beyond
364
00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:44,564
♪ Our love is awesome
365
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:47,436
♪ The way love should be
366
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♪ Free from pain
367
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:52,354
♪ And bestiality
368
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,142
♪ Bestiality ♪
369
00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:02,321
[Atticus]: And thank you!
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