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- So if we can extrapolate
from this map several
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possible locations for the book,
we could possibly set up
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a series of stakeouts
or observation posts.
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- Ah! Cut it out!
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- Sorry, Jenny, but these daily
where-will-the-book-strike-next
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meetings are boring.
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- But check out this new game
we invented.
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It's called Human Ball.
Ten points!
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- Ugh, enough!
I'm so sick of you idiots!
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I'm the only one here who's
taking any of this seriously!
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I mean you're just here
'cause you're crushing on Todd.
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You're just here
'cause you're crushing on me.
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And you're just...
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here.
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- Whoa, like period much.
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- What?!
[screaming]
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[crying]
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Nobody understands me!
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- Did somebody already do a joke
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about it being her time
of the month?
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- Today's the anniversary
of her father's disappearance.
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- Oh! Has it already been
a year?
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[muffled screaming]
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Leave it in the past, Atticus,
leave it in the past...
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[together]: Ten points!
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- How many times do I have
to tell you to stop touching me,
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Brit?
- Sorry, Delilah.
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- And stop calling me Delilah.
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It's Dee, got it?
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Delilah was
a supporting character
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in a patriarchal Bible story
demonizing femininity.
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[sobbing]
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[rock music]
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So... tell me what he did.
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- What?
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- Did he give you German herpes?
Guys suck.
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- No.
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It's not a boyfriend thing.
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- Oh... daddy issues.
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My favourite.
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[crying]
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Come on.
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Let's go some place private
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where you can tell Dee
all about it.
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[rock music]
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[sparking]
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[sparking]
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[heavy metal]
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- And all I know is
that it has something to do
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with this stupid
Book of Pure Evil
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and I'm never gonna
see him again.
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I'm sorry, I don't even know
why I'm telling you all this.
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It's...
- Hey... it's okay.
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Let it all out.
[sniffling]
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Let Dee make you forget
all your worries.
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- Oh...
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Dee, um...
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I've never been...
with another...
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- You never know till you try.
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[rock music]
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- Man, why do I always say
the wrong thing to Jenny?
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- Looks like someone needs some
advice from Dr. Curtis Love.
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- Dude, I don't need
love advice from you.
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- This time I'll waive my fee
because we're best buds.
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Now, if you're gonna
get with Jenny,
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you have to remember all
the important dates in her life.
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Her birthday, Valentine's Day,
the day her dad mysteriously--
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- Whoa, dude, how am I supposed
to remember all that?
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And besides, even if I did,
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I still always say
the wrong thing.
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- It's not what you say.
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You just have to be there
for her.
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You know, get in touch
with your feminine side.
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- Dude, I'm still trying to get
in touch with my masculine side.
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- Oh, Jenny...
[kissing]
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[moaning]
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- Now that's a feminine side.
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[ringing]
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- Hello?
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- Oh, hi, it's me, Atticus,
your loyal servant of Satan.
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- You have not been summoned.
Why do you bother us?
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- Nice to talk to you too.
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Hey, do you remember
that little job I did
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for the society last year,
kidnapping that journalist?
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Whatever happened to that guy?
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- It is not for you to know.
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- Well, it is for me to know
as his daughter
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is starting to freak out
about his disappearance again.
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- Atticus, do not compromise
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your position
as a member of their gang!
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If she needs a father figure,
be a father to her!
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Do I have to spell out
everything?
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[dial tone]
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- Oh, and uh...
before you hang up,
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fuck you, you cock sucker whore
porking piece of shit fucker!
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[beeping]
How does that spell out for you?
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[screaming]
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- Hey! What's the emergency?
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- I know who has the book.
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It's Delilah. She used the book
to turn Jenny into a lesbian.
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- What?!
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- Curtis and I
watched them make out
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for over an hour.
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- You douches!
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[mumbling]: Show her
your feminine side.
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- Jenny... it's okay.
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This isn't your fault.
It's the book.
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[sighing]
And we'll cure you
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before it's too late.
[scoffing]
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- And just so you know...
your birthday is May 17th.
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- No it isn't.
- It's not?
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- I have it on good authority
that it is.
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- You guys don't even care
about what I'm going through!
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You guys don't understand!
[crying]
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- That's just the book talking.
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- You sure you're not
just being jealous, dude?
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Why would the book
turn Jenny into a lesbian?
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- What the hell do you know?
You're the dorkwad who taught me
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to get in touch
with my feminine side.
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- Sorry Todd, I don't think
it's the book either.
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Jenny's looking
for an authority figure
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to replace her dad
without threatening his memory,
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hence replacing him
with an alpha-type female.
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- What?
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- I think Hannah's saying
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that you don't stand a chance
of unlesbianizing Jenny.
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- No, screw you guys.
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You know what?
I'm gonna go get advice
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from someone who knows
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what the hell they're
talking about.
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- Todd, wait,
we don't need Jenny!
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- Hey, I know what
you're thinking, Hannah.
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Now that Jenny's a lesbian,
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you can finally make a move
on Todd.
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- No, I wasn't...
- Shh... ush...
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It's gonna be okay.
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Dr. Curtis Love is here
to show you how.
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- Look, it's like when a tiger
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gets his first taste
of human blood.
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When a girl gets
her first taste of some pussy,
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there's no turning back.
[toilet flushing]
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Yup, there's nothing better
than pussy.
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[sighing]
- Stupid Jenny,
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thinks she's so superior
just because she's a lesbo.
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[moaning loudly]
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Stupid sexy lesbo Jenny.
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[clattering]
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[screaming]
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- Hi, Todd.
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- Hannah, what the hell
are you doing?
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- Just thought I'd...
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pop by
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So...
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this is where you escape
the horrors of Crowley High.
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- It's just my bedroom.
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[laughing]
- Todd... you're so modest.
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Oh...
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hey... uh...
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Gunnilingus! These guys are
totally wicked awesome, right?
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- Hannah, are you sure
you're feeling okay?
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You're acting really weird.
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- I have a surprise for you.
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It's... a...
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Pure Evil Detector.
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It measures ectoplasmic
paranormal activity.
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I designed it just for you.
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I just need to take
a measurement...
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of your crotch.
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To make sure that
the speed shorts are big enough.
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Your birthday's on June 30th!
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- No, it isn't.
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- I have it on good authority
that it is.
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[TV audience cheering]
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- Oh!
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- It's so... brutal.
- But feminine.
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They've liberated violence
from male oppression
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and claimed it as their own.
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And check out
those cute outfits.
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- I'm... not sure
I'm ready for this.
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- Really?
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I guess I was wrong about you.
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I didn't realize
you were so conservative.
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- If Delilah doesn't need me
anymore, then to hell with her.
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I don't need her either.
- That's right.
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Because now you have someone
better than Delilah.
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Another you.
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[sparking]
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- Are we still on for tonight?
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- Totally.
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[slapping]
- Oh!
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[laughing]
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- What the hell are you doing?
- No time to talk, Jenny.
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We're on the hunt for the book
which apparently
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has nothing to do
with lesbians.
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- We're doing just fine
without you, Jenny.
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- Wow.
- In fact, with you
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out of the picture,
Todd can finally focus
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on paying attention to the
people they care about him most.
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Todd, wait for me!
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- Need any advice
from Dr. Curtis Love?
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- Jenny... just who
I was looking for.
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I hear you're going through
an experimental phase.
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It can be a confusing time.
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But as your guidance counsellor,
which is what I am,
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I want to assure you
your feelings are normal
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and perfectly natural.
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That's why I bought you
this lesbian basket.
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Oh, youth...
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I remember my first
sexual experience.
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[squirming]
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[growling]
[screaming]
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Leave it in the past, Atticus.
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My point is you should just dive
into this whole lesbian thing
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and not worry about
what happened to your father.
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- My father?
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What do you know about
what happened to my father?
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- What happened to your father?
I have no idea.
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Maybe he ran off
with a nice lesbian.
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Those muffins are vegan,
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just what any fatherless lesbian
could wish for.
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I just said father again,
didn't I.
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Well, I tried.
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♪ The songs almost made me cry
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♪ The woman next to me
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- Ugh...
♪ Looks so concerned ♪
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- What's wrong?
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- I think I need some space,
Dee.
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I've got a lot to deal with.
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- We can deal with it together.
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- I'm sorry, I can't.
- Jenny, wait!
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- No, you don't understand!
[crying]
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- Come here, my sexy unicorn.
Let me poke you with my horn.
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- God, is that all
you ever think about?
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- Actually...
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I've been thinking we should
reveal our love to the school.
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- I... don't think
that's a good idea.
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- Are you ashamed of me?
- It's not you.
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It's me.
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- Same diff, Britney.
Let me hold you.
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- I thought I could love you
the same way I love Delilah,
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but I guess I was wrong.
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You don't love me?
- You've been wonderful,
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but... you're just not Delilah.
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You understand, don't you?
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- Loud and clear.
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[neck cracking]
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- Hurry up, Brit! I gotta go!
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[toilet flushing]
- I'm not in the bathroom.
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- Then who is?
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- Good morning, Delilah.
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- Good morning, Delilah.
- Good morning, Delilah.
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[screaming]
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[all]: Come on and play
with us, Delilah.
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Forever and ever.
[sparking]
255
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[banging on door]
256
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[all]: Let us in!
Open the door, Delilah!
257
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,237
- Where's the book?
258
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,891
- Delilah must've taken it.
259
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,327
- Damn it!
260
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:12,939
- Nice ass, Brit.
261
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,941
[the other two]: Thanks.
262
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,162
[moaning]
263
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,253
- Oh, Dee...
264
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:26,953
I'm so sorry about last night.
265
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,303
I've just been so... confused.
266
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,914
- Oh, baby, I get it.
267
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,916
Open up your little heart
to Dee.
268
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,311
- Dee, just kiss me.
269
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,531
Make me forget my troubles.
270
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,535
What's wrong?
271
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:47,799
- I just can't do it.
272
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,543
- Britney?
273
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,808
But... why?
- We're going to use you
274
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:59,246
as bait to lure Delilah
out of hiding
275
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,204
and give us back the book.
276
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:04,468
- You have the book?! Figures...
277
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:05,905
Who's "we"?
278
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:08,951
- Aye!
279
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,911
- Ugh!
[together]: Ya!
280
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,043
[sighing]
- This is what I get
281
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,524
for going through
an experimental phase.
282
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,961
- Get away from her, you bitch.
283
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,746
- No, Dee!
That book will fuck you up!
284
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,139
- It's too late.
285
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,098
[snapping]
286
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,621
[all]: Ugh!
287
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,318
[all]: Ah!
288
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:31,147
[snapping]
[screaming]
289
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,976
- Fuck you, bitch whore!
290
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,805
- Wake up, Britney!
- I'll fist-fuck your face!
291
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,156
♪ Listen to the right folks
292
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,202
♪ Go take a walk on the water
293
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:47,642
♪ Smoke the drugs eat her dope
drink and sex we are sick ♪
294
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,775
♪ Pray to a god write a letter
295
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,864
♪ Let her lay his hands
on his daughters ♪
296
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,083
- I want your tits on my wall!
297
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,389
♪ Break the fast
change the past ♪
298
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,347
♪ Set her free mother ♪
299
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,525
[screaming]
300
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,527
- What the hell are you guys
doing in here?
301
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:06,008
Do you have any idea
what's been going on
302
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,488
in the rest of the school?
303
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,577
- Britney and Delilah
abused the power of the book
304
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,666
to clone themselves?
- And they're waging a gang war.
305
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,842
- Well, what are we waiting for?
Come on, let's go!
306
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,758
- My Book of Pure Evil Detector
isn't functioning properly.
307
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,326
- Why don't we just follow
the sounds of the screaming?
308
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:20,501
[screaming]
309
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:23,243
- Jenny's right.
Enough screwing around.
310
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,899
- Come on!
- Hey, Jenny...
311
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,685
Look, I know you've been
through a lot lately, you know,
312
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,992
what with the whole
dad disappearing anniversary
313
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,863
and starting a gang war
314
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,256
between twin lesbian clones,
315
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,779
and I keep saying
the wrong thing.
316
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,650
So I'm just gonna
keep it simple.
317
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:40,912
[screaming]
318
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,567
We're here for you,
and I'm here for you.
319
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:48,137
Even if you are
a carpetmuncher.
320
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:53,447
- Thanks, Todd... I think.
321
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,753
[screaming]
- So...
322
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:58,278
was that sensitive
but manly enough for you
323
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,280
to turn back
to Team Testosterone?
324
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:04,284
- You just don't give up,
do you.
325
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,460
- Nah, not even
when failure's guaranteed.
326
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:07,983
[screaming]
327
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:14,076
- He's still in love with her.
What am I supposed to do?
328
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,078
- Move to plan B.
- What's plan B?
329
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,080
- Hannah... plan A
was on the house,
330
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,126
but plan B...
it's gonna cost you.
331
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,742
[gasping]
- Dee!
332
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,704
I'm so sorry, Dee.
333
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,272
I couldn't be
what you needed me to be
334
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,709
and I feel like this is...
partly my fault.
335
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,758
[gasping]
Dee!
336
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,893
Oh... I'm so sorry, Dee.
337
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,286
[soft music]
338
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,941
I couldn't be
what you needed me to be
339
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,335
and I feel like this is partly--
- Uh, Jenny...
340
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:58,381
There's more bodies over here.
341
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,212
- Dee...
- Jenny...
342
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,649
- Whatever.
Let's just go find the book.
343
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:15,920
- Oh, Hannah...
what have you become?
344
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,708
[grunting]
345
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,060
- Dee!
346
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,368
Give me the book, Dee.
347
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,370
It's the only way to stop
this madness.
348
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,547
- No, Delilah.
Sisters gotta stick together.
349
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,679
- You're not my sister.
350
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,681
You're just some duplicate.
351
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,901
- How is that different
from being a twin?
352
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,468
We still share the same DNA,
353
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,297
the same blood, the same family.
354
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,256
And how do you know
you're even the first Delilah?
355
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,911
You could be just a clone too.
- No! Dee...
356
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,479
I know the real you.
357
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,176
The real you
358
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,310
that I've grown fond of.
359
00:18:57,353 --> 00:19:00,269
- Do you love me, Jenny?
360
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:08,234
- I... pfft... have
very strong feelings for you.
361
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,107
- That's just not good enough.
362
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,290
- Oh!
363
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,686
[sighing]
364
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,478
- I think everything's
going to be all right.
365
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,356
- We will never find the book
if it flies away
366
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,184
every time we defeat it.
367
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,361
- So we need to figure out
who's gonna get the book next.
368
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,928
- Or we choose who's
gonna get the book next.
369
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:51,973
- Yeah!
370
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,323
- Todd...
371
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,978
Can I talk to you privately?
372
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,247
I've been doing
a lot of thinking
373
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,293
and I realize now...
374
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:10,296
that you're not the one for me.
375
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,212
And I'm not the one for you.
376
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:18,173
And that's okay and...
I have no choice
377
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,306
but to let you go.
378
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,133
- Huh?
379
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:25,267
- I'm breaking up with you.
380
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,705
- I didn't even know
that we were going out.
381
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,621
- Okay, if denial helps you
cope with the pain,
382
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,754
then that's okay.
383
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,759
Heal thyself.
384
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,985
- Good to have you back,
Hannah.
385
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,291
[sighing]
386
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,772
Looks like my work here...
is done.
387
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,994
Go.
388
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,220
- But you said you had
strong feelings for me.
389
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,308
What's changed?
390
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,484
- I think that's pretty obvious,
Dee.
391
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:12,096
- You're just afraid that
our love will never be embraced
392
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,881
by a patriarchal heterosexual
society.
393
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:15,709
- No, that's not it.
394
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,149
Wow.
395
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:26,154
- You'll always have me, Dee.
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