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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:04,743 - Based on the extremely scientific results 2 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:06,223 of your recent aptitude test, 3 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:08,356 it appears you are best suited to be... 4 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:11,141 ... a nurse. 5 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:14,449 Next! 6 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:19,758 Nurse. 7 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:22,413 Next! 8 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:25,373 Nurse and nurse. 9 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:26,809 - Yes. 10 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:33,250 - Valuable team member. 11 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:39,213 Something... 12 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:43,043 ... sciencey, I think. Am I right? 13 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,261 "Something... 14 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:47,047 sciencey." 15 00:00:58,188 --> 00:01:00,190 Nurse. - Yes! 16 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:01,887 Nurse! 17 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:11,723 - Awesome monster slayer. 18 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,733 Clarence Lau. 19 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:27,304 I-I wanna assure you 20 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:29,306 that I don't believe in stereotypes, 21 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:31,134 as useful as they may be, 22 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,832 but I have to admit to a little puzzlement here, 23 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:35,312 because, uh, before today, 24 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:38,228 I didn't realize you could fail an aptitude test. 25 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:41,144 - Are you saying I'm... I'm stupid? 26 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:43,712 - I'm not. I'm not. 27 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:46,410 But this test is absolutely screaming it. 28 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:48,804 You're gonna have to take this test again, 29 00:01:48,847 --> 00:01:50,849 because it's indicating you're about as smart 30 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:52,590 as a monkey but, sadly... 31 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,853 not one of the smart monkeys. 32 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:56,725 - I don't understand what you're saying. 33 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:58,901 - Of course you don't. 34 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,342 [distant chatter] [tapping] 35 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:10,260 [sparking] 36 00:02:12,523 --> 00:02:13,959 - Stupid book. 37 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,791 Ah! By... 38 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,544 Planto mihi plur... 39 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,331 ... rimi sapiens 40 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:40,769 dis-cipu-lus. 41 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:45,730 I wanna be smart! 42 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,342 Smarter than everyone else in school! 43 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:53,303 [heavy metal] 44 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:05,924 - I find that through meditation I can lower my body functions. 45 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:10,277 This way, I require less pot to survive. 46 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,975 - Like hibernating until the winter-of-no-pot is over. 47 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:14,455 - Yeah. Exactly. 48 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:18,023 - So you got nothing? Not even an emergency stash? 49 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:20,591 - Dude, pot in not to be stashed; 50 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,463 pot is to be smoked. 51 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:24,378 Only a fool saves pot 52 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:27,729 for a rainy day. For without pot, 53 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,252 every day... 54 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,254 is that rainy day. 55 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:32,864 - So nothing. Nobody has anything. 56 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:35,432 - Dude, what are we gonna do? Being stoned is the only way 57 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:37,173 I can deal with all this book craziness. 58 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,567 When I'm stoned, all that blood and gore and guts 59 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:41,612 doesn't seem so bloody or gory or gutty!! 60 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:44,789 - Hey, hey, hey! Get a hold of yourself, man. 61 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:47,401 This is hard on everyone. 62 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,969 Look, there's one last place we can look. 63 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:56,323 Okay, okay, so... 64 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:59,717 I'm only here 'cause it's like a life-or-death situation. 65 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:02,894 - Tell them it's a life-or-death situation! 66 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:05,462 - Let me guess. 67 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,464 The Book of Pure Evil is on the loose 68 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:09,466 and you're the only one who can stop it, right? 69 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:12,295 - And you want us to tell you what to do. 70 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:14,428 - Uh, no, not really. And the last time 71 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:16,778 I took your advice, I almost ended up killing 72 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:18,432 all my friends. - Almost. 73 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,303 Loser. 74 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:21,522 - What are they saying?! 75 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:23,654 - I'm on it! - Okay. All right. 76 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:25,482 - I just need to score some weed. 77 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:28,529 - Oh, we'd love to help you, little dude, 78 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,313 but the whole town's dry. 79 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,446 - How can there be no weed in this whole town?! 80 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,926 - Ask them how can there be no weed in the whole town! 81 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:38,887 - Well, what's that you're smoking? 82 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,541 - Oregano, loser. 83 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:44,849 - Well, why am I the loser if you're the one smoking oregano? 84 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,725 Doesn't have to smell good or taste good. 85 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:54,076 - Or look good. It just has to get us high. 86 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:57,035 - You're seriously asking Hannah to make some kinda drug for you? 87 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:59,037 - Well, there are a couple of-- - No! 88 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:01,431 No, you go down this road and that's all you'll be doing 89 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:03,128 for them. - What do you even care?! 90 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:04,826 - I just don't know why you two 91 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:06,610 wanna be stupider than you already are. 92 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:08,612 - Huh. Clearly you've never smoked pot before. 93 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:10,179 It actually focuses my mentalness. 94 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,920 - Yeah. - Fine. Whatever. 95 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:13,748 - "Fine. Whatever." 96 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,492 Anything? - No. 97 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:25,368 [laughter] 98 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:35,465 - Did you guys see any smoke just now? 99 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:36,727 - What? 100 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,512 - Smoke? Weird-looking smoke? 101 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:41,471 - You're weird... - ... looking smoke. 102 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,125 [laughter] 103 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:45,432 - What are you two on? 104 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:49,871 [laughter] 105 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,481 I said, 106 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:53,527 have you morons 107 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,659 seen... 108 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:58,096 any... 109 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,881 smoke? 110 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,538 - Well... 111 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:07,105 at least you're consistent. - I should be smarter! 112 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:09,934 I-I really wanted to be smarter. 113 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,501 - I wanna park in the handicapped zone, 114 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,460 but we don't always get what we want in life. 115 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,157 - The magic book told me 116 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,552 that I would be the smartest kid in school. 117 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,380 - Magic book? 118 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:23,557 What... what magic book? - The magic book 119 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,387 that told me that I would be the smartest kid in school!! 120 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:32,435 - Do you have this magic book? 121 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,350 - Of course I have it! 122 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,444 Take it! 123 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,620 I-I don't want the stupid lying book! 124 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,888 - I've dreamt of this moment. 125 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,675 [distant coughing] But with less smoke. 126 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:01,203 - Hey, Jenny. - Hey. 127 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:02,987 - Jenny. - Hey, Jenny. 128 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,859 - Hey. Jenny. - Hey, Jenny. 129 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,774 - Jenny? Hey. - Hey, Jenny. 130 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:09,429 - Hey. Uh. 131 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:14,564 - Jenny, what's wrong with you?! 132 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,742 - I can't find my locker. 133 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:21,266 It looks just like this one. 134 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:23,660 No. 135 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:27,011 No. 136 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:28,578 No. - She's completely... 137 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,580 and totally baked! - Dude, you're right. 138 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,626 What a hypocrite. You're a hypocrite! 139 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:34,584 - I am? 140 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:36,238 - Yeah, all that bullshit 141 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,588 about smoking pot making us stupid 142 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:41,461 and look at you! 143 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,071 - Hey... 144 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,333 - What? 145 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,771 - You're cute. - What? 146 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,991 - You're my cutie-wootie. 147 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:52,515 - Did she just call me cute? - Cutie-wootie. 148 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,038 - You are baked! - Hee...! 149 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:55,649 - You're baked. 150 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,041 - No, I'm not. 151 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,087 [girls]: "No, I'm not." - Oh-- 152 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,959 - Dude, everybody's high except us! 153 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,010 - It's gotta be in here someplace. 154 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,238 Maybe it's in the hallway. 155 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,550 - Hey... 156 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,291 [grunting] 157 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:30,814 [rattling] 158 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:36,080 - Let's push the door. 159 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,647 - Okay. 160 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,303 I can't get in. - I can't get out. 161 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:43,218 - Dude, are we this stupid when we're stoned? 162 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:44,785 - I don't think they're stoned, Todd. 163 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,750 - I'm in. 164 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,056 - I'm out! 165 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:04,021 - You wanna make a baybay? - Yeah. 166 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:10,071 It's the book, isn't it? 167 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,116 She doesn't really wanna 168 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,945 make my baybay, does she? 169 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:19,602 Okay, what if making a baybay with Jenny 170 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,865 is like how we reverse whatever's going on here? 171 00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:24,172 - You know you're reaching like crazy on this one, dude. 172 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,826 - I know. I was just hoping 173 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:28,219 one of you guys would be, like, "Yeah, that's exactly what..." 174 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,310 Oh, boy. 175 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,008 This looks bad. 176 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,795 - Run! 177 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,107 [distant laughter] 178 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,636 - Oh, man, I like being stoned, but if everybody's stoned 179 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,813 at the same time, society will fall apart. 180 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,989 Who's gonna make the corn chips, Todd? 181 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,122 Who's gonna make the corn chips?! 182 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:04,865 - Pull yourself together, dude. Okay. 183 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,215 That isn't pot smoke, is it? - It's definitely the book. 184 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:10,000 And I think the method of infection is obvious. 185 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:12,220 We just need to find patient zero. 186 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:16,006 - Hey, guys, wanna help me eat the happy smoke? 187 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,704 - Run! 188 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,795 [Curtis]: Ah, yeah. Ah... 189 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:24,493 - Atticus, you didn't respond to your summons! 190 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:27,365 What news do you have of the book?! 191 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:29,193 - Oh, I have the book. 192 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,847 It's right here, poopoo-head. 193 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,850 - Did you just call me a poopoo-head? 194 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,156 - I don't know, poopoo-head, 195 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,549 did I just call you a poopoo-head? 196 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,858 [Atticus laughing] Poopoo-head! 197 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,599 You... you have a head 198 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,819 and it's made of poopoo! 199 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,994 - Wait a minute. 200 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,386 You have the book?! 201 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:51,041 - Wouldn't you like to know? 202 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,217 - Bring us the book, Atticus. 203 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:55,480 - Poopoo-head, poopoo-head. - Immediately! 204 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,178 - Say please. 205 00:10:57,221 --> 00:11:00,921 - Don't fuck around, Atticus, or I'll send someone over there 206 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:03,401 to disembowel you and take the book! 207 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:06,274 [foreign accent]: Oh, I am not Atticus. 208 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:07,884 I am the pizza man-- 209 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,843 - Mr. Murphy! The book is making everybody 210 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,845 stupid or high or both or something! 211 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,760 [dial tone beeping] 212 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,811 - Oh, no, he's infected. 213 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,857 [Atticus laughing] 214 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,687 Run! 215 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,253 [laughing] 216 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:32,648 - Did you guys mean this book? 217 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:37,044 - We have to assume we're the only ones not infected. 218 00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,698 It's a huge responsibility 219 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,874 being the only two smart people left. 220 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,223 It's up to us 221 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,877 to repopulate the school. 222 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,835 I suggest we get started right away. 223 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:49,404 - Um, yeah, maybe we should find patient zero and then, that way, 224 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,058 we can reverse whatever's going on. 225 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,843 - And then we could repopulate the school. 226 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:59,022 - Hey, wait, look at this. Clarence Lau. 227 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,895 This aptitude test is from a couple days ago, 228 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,766 and this one's from today. - Clarence was exactly as stupid 229 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,942 two days ago as he is today. No change. 230 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,292 - If we find Clarence, we find the book. 231 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,120 - Okay. But we have to take some precautions first. 232 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,908 [heavy metal music] 233 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,044 Okay, as long as we maintain pressure, 234 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,264 we should keep the smoke out! 235 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,526 - What? 236 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,312 - Okay, that's a design flaw. 237 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:32,055 - How are we supposed to talk with these things on? 238 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,449 - Mm... Do you know sign language? 239 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,842 - I know this. 240 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,759 - What was that? 241 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,891 - Sign language. - What does it mean? 242 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,110 - I thought you knew sign language. 243 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,547 - No. - So why'd you ask me 244 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,288 if I knew sign language? 245 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,817 We didn't get smoked already, did we? 246 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,732 - Not yet. Let's just go find Clarence. 247 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,653 Come on. 248 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:09,789 [humming] 249 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,017 Clarence, no! 250 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,759 You're raping knowledge! 251 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,414 - I'm not stupid! Books are stupid. 252 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,634 They lie to me. - Did you find a book?! 253 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:30,984 A special book?! 254 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,464 - Why are you guys yelling?! 255 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,423 Ah! - The book, Clarence, the book! 256 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,034 - It's a stupid liar book. 257 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:41,646 It was supposed to make me the smartest kid in school. 258 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:45,215 - We need that book to fix things! 259 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,870 - Wow... those outfits. 260 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:50,264 Are you from the future? 261 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:55,356 I wanna live in the future. - Hey, hey! 262 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,575 Don't touch that, dummy! 263 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,839 - Take me with you! - No! 264 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,017 Bad Clarence! 265 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,717 Todd. Todd! 266 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,589 - Oh, I can't do anything right. 267 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,983 - Todd! Say something to me! 268 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,463 Anything! 269 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,813 - It's up to you, Hannah. 270 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,641 But you've always been 271 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,425 the smartest person in the school. 272 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,819 - Well, the bar is awfully low. 273 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,952 - No... it's true. 274 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,128 Only you can save the school 275 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:31,044 from the invasion of the stupid snatchers. 276 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,002 - The invasion of the what? 277 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,222 - The invisible... 278 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,311 thingy-thang goes... - No. 279 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,661 - ... wickety-wackety... - No! Todd! 280 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,707 You're turning stupid. More stupid than usual! 281 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,188 I can't lose you, Todd! 282 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,886 [sobbing] 283 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,278 - Hannah! 284 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,193 - Yes, Todd! 285 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:53,544 - You wanna make a baybay? 286 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:56,547 [wailing] 287 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,947 [distant voices and laughter] 288 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:18,874 - Catch me, idiot. Catch me. 289 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,876 [giggling] 290 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,882 [distant laughter and voices] 291 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,236 - Holy moly. 292 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,021 [Hannah gasping] [laughing] 293 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,286 - Oh... 294 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,555 - Think, think. 295 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,731 Atticus, focus. 296 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,083 - Get you get this with your hand? 297 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,563 - Oh...? 298 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:56,956 - Uh, that one? 299 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:01,134 [laughter] 300 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:05,007 What about that one? Oh! 301 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,967 [laughter] 302 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,273 - Here! [gasping] 303 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:13,015 [screaming] 304 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,538 - Focus! Focus! 305 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,323 You have the book! 306 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,326 Ultimate... power is in your hands. 307 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,154 All you have to... 308 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:24,113 Hey, is that poutine? 309 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,553 - You've always been 310 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,773 the smartest person in the school... 311 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,340 - You wanna make a baybay?... 312 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,777 - You've always been the smartest... 313 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,997 - Something... sciencey. 314 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,130 - Only you can save the school... 315 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,828 - Who wants to make a baybay? 316 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,184 Anyone? Anyone wanna make a baybay? 317 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,243 - Hey, Hannah. 318 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,290 This day has gone from sucks 319 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,553 to super sucks really fast, huh? 320 00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,130 [Jenny muttering incoherently] 321 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,135 [Jenny]: ... my locker... 322 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,093 Everyone, hello... 323 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,747 - Jenny, is that you? 324 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,096 - Yeah... 325 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,144 Hannah... 326 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,364 You wanna make a baybay? 327 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,935 - Stop... making... babies! 328 00:17:56,292 --> 00:18:00,079 - What happened? - You breathed the smoke 329 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,516 and got stupid. - Really? 330 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,693 Thanks, Hannah. I don't know... 331 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,738 [coughing] 332 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,264 You wanna make a baybay? 333 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:14,354 - I'm gonna need a bigger vacuum. 334 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:21,926 Okay... this all seems connected, 335 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,928 but where... All... 336 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:27,062 all I have to do... 337 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:31,632 ... is pull this! - Hello, future lady. 338 00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,329 - Clarence! You scared me. - What are you doing? 339 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,897 - We don't have much time. I have to reverse the airflow 340 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,290 in the air conditioning unit 341 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,466 to suck the stupid smoke out of the school. 342 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,381 It's the only way to make everyone smart again. 343 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,296 - I can't let you do that, future lady. 344 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:46,864 - Stop calling me future lady! What do you mean, can't let me? 345 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,997 - I've been walking around and I've seen 346 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,348 what a stupid world looks like. And... and you know what? 347 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,263 It looks happy. 348 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,700 I-I can't let you make everyone 349 00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:59,181 go back to being smart and sad. 350 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,271 - Being smart doesn't make you sad. 351 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,055 - Really, Hannah? Are... 352 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,101 are you happy? 353 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,757 Are... are you happy being smarter than everyone else? 354 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,240 You're so smart, you're all alone. 355 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,893 I was so stupid, 356 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,939 I was so alone, 357 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,028 but... but not anymore. 358 00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,899 Now... 359 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,293 now everyone is stupid together. 360 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:27,383 The way it should be. 361 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,519 - What do you take me for, an idiot?! 362 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,042 - Oh! 363 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,349 [death metal music] 364 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,177 [roaring] 365 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,398 - Oh! 366 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:45,619 Ah! 367 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,838 Ah! Oh! 368 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,753 Oh! Oh! - Oh, my God! 369 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,850 [both]: Ah...! 370 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,766 - Ah! 371 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,159 - Oh! 372 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,813 - Ah!!! 373 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:08,337 I... don't... 374 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,817 under... 375 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,732 ... stand!!! 376 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,386 [echoing] 377 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:19,218 [death metal playing] 378 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,095 [air conditioner powering down] [panting] 379 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,454 - Well, I think that worked. 380 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,761 Everyone seems back to normal. 381 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:44,330 - Thank you so, so much for stopping me 382 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:47,681 from making a baybay - This poutine is delicious. 383 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,989 - Why are you even here? 384 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,035 - I'm a member of the gang. 385 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,472 - Where's Todd and Curtis? 386 00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:02,304 - You want another hit? 387 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,523 - Sure. 388 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:31,855 - I love you. 26146

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