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[soft ominous music]
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[rattling]
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[ominous soundscape]
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- Help!
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Help!
[footsteps approaching]
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Please let this be a dream.
Please let this be a dream.
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Please let this be a dream...
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[door creaking]
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[rock music]
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- Hi, Todd.
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- Please let this
not be a dream.
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- I'm so horny for you, Todd.
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So horny...
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it hurts.
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I'm...
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going to rock you...
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like a hurricane.
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- Oh... I never wanna wake up
for as long as I live.
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- Come on, people,
keep it coming.
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It's not Mount Everest!
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- It was the greatest dream
I ever had.
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- Wet dreams are the best.
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- Dude, I didn't say
it was a wet dream.
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- Couldn't have been
that good, then.
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- Pfft. Were you there?
- I dunno, was I?
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- Why would you be
in my sex dream, dude?
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- Maybe I dropped by to say hi,
or... or to borrow something.
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- No, it was just me and Jenny.
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- You're in my dreams
all the time.
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Last week, we were Vikings.
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Vikings with flying motorcycles.
Eee-eee-eee-ooh--
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- Yeah!
- Yeah.
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- That sounds pretty cool.
- It was totally cool.
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It was the best wet dream
I've ever had.
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- Emily...
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Let's go.
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- Maybe Mrs. Dempsey
used the book
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and it turned her into a sadist.
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- No, she's always been
a sadistic bitch.
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- ... five, six, seven, eight!
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[cheerleaders]: Crowley High!
Crowley High!
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Yeah... High!
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[grunting]
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- Whoa!
- Ew!
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- Okay, people!
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Hit the showers.
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- Yeah, I used to feel sorry
for her, but now,
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she's starting to annoy me.
- I tried to talk to her once,
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but it's even worse up-close.
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- I know!
[girls laughing]
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[handle rattling]
[water gurgling]
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[gasping]
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[heavy metal]
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- Hi...
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You wanted to see me?
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- Has the boy
led you to the book?
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- It's not as easy as it sounds.
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Uh... It's impossible
to get close to him,
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because that infernal gang
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is always hovering around him.
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- Then you must befriend them!
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Convince them
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that you're on their side.
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- Here's the thing,
Your Evilness, um...
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kids today don't have much trust
in authority figures.
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- No one'll mistake you
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for an authority figure,
Atticus.
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[laughter]
Now be gone.
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[laughter]
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- Fuck you very much.
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[eerie soundscape]
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[sloughing]
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[gasping]
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- Oh.
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- What are you smiling at?
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- Nothing.
I-I'm just happy to see you.
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- You were in Todd's wet dream.
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- Ew.
- It wasn't a wet dream!
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- Oh, hi... kids.
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Thank you for coming.
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- We didn't have a choice.
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- Kids, a pair
of conjoined twins
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once said, "Two heads
are better than one."
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Well, in our case,
five heads are better than four.
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- Like a hydra?
- What's a hydra?
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- It's a five-headed dragon.
- What does a dragon
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and conjoined twins
have in common?
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- Nothing!
But thank you for asking.
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As a guidance counsellor -
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which is what I am -
it's my job to offer guidance.
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- Guidance with what?
- Finding the Book of Pure Evil.
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- You told me
the book doesn't exist.
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- I was trying to protect you.
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And I think I've done
a pretty good job.
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- Yeah? Well, I think I speak
for all of us
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when I say we're doing just fine
on our own.
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- Really?
And yet week after week,
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the book reappears
and wreaks havoc on your lives.
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You need the perspective
and experience
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of an adult -
which is what I am.
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Great. So I'm a member
of your gang now.
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[alternately]: No. Yes. Hydra!
- Please don't think of me
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as an authority figure.
- We don't.
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- Think of me as a member
of your gang.
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Thank you very, very much.
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I'm a gang member.
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- Dude, you're so wrong.
- Trust me.
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- Jenny? Did we just join
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Mr. Murphy's gang?
- No. And we need
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to keep an eye on him.
- He's just trying to help.
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- Has anyone seen Emily?
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[rock music]
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- Here I am.
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- Emily.
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You look so... vastly improved.
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- Wow.
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Emily.
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[rock music]
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[whistling]
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- Ow.
[laughter]
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[sparking]
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[ominous music]
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[screaming]
[growling]
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- We need to talk to Emily.
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- Hey, guys,
you know that cheerleader -
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the thin, beautiful one?
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- As opposed to all the fat,
ugly cheerleaders?
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- Wanda Winterbanks.
Word around school
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is she's not thin anymore.
She's a 500-pound blimp!
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- That's a bad career move
for a cheerleader.
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- It wasn't her choice,
you moron.
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It must have something
to do with the book!
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[screaming]
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Let's go!
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- Well, it sucks: we're the ones
running towards the screaming.
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[roaring]
[girls screaming]
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Maybe it's not so bad.
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[snarling]
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[screaming]
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Run!
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[snarling]
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- Guys, was locking Jenny
in there part of the plan?
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[snarling]
- Shit!
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[Jenny screaming]
- Oh.
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- Guys...?
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Humph, I feel bloated.
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Why are you guys
all staring at me like that?
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- Jenny...
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in a minute, you're... probably
gonna totally freak out,
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but just remember
it's not as bad
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as it looks.
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- "Not as bad as it looks?"
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What are you, on drugs?
- Yeah.
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- Hello, gang of kids.
How's it shaking? Whoa-oh!!!
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- The book is back, Mr. Murphy.
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- How exciting.
- When Emily used the book,
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her expelled pounds mutated
at a cellular level
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which completely contravenes--
- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
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Could you be less talky
and more showy?
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- Um...
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- You guys...
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think of the money
we could make!
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Selling super-fat mice!
- You're telling me
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this monster fat could turn
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the whole entire high school
into this...
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pretty, pretty lady?
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- I gotta go.
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- Why is it every time
Todd looks at me,
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he... looks so--
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- Terrified?
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It was grade 3.
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Todd and I found a videotape
of my parents... doing it.
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And frankly,
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my parents
are fatty boobalities.
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Anyway,
I thought the pacing kinda slow,
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but Todd...
Todd was traumatized.
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[father]: You know you want it!!
[mother]: Oh!
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- Ever since then, he's had
this crazy fear of my parents.
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And fat people like...
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- Fascinating back story.
Really. And wonderfully told.
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How do we kill this thing?
- All... I know is,
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if we don't destroy Monster Fat,
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my little buddy's
worst nightmare
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may become real.
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- Is it just me,
or did it get fat in here?
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- Beat it.
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Where's the book?
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- The book? What book?
- Don't play dumb with me,
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Emily!
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Your discarded fat
has mutated into monster fat!
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- A squirt gun?
- A squirt gun
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filled with your toxic fat.
She pulls the trigger,
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and you get blown back
into your miserable life.
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I didn't mean to imply
that by being fat,
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it automatically meant
you were miserable.
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- Yeah. Way to stand
your ground, Hannah.
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- It... it was here yesterday,
I swear.
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- Emily...!
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Go.
- This could be a huge problem.
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I mean, a huge problem,
not a huge problem.
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Like, it-it could be
a massive... problem.
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Ma--
- You done?
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- A massive problem,
not a massive person.
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- Okay.
- Which you're not.
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A problem, I mean.
Or a person.
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Of course you're a person...
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[rattling]
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[footsteps approaching]
[laughing]
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All right, bring it on, Jenny.
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[heavy footsteps]
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[rock music]
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- Who ordered room service?
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- No, no, no, no, no!
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I want thin, sexy Jenny!
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- Thin, sexy Jenny is dead.
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Long... live...
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the heifer.
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I want you inside me.
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- I'm inside something!
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Oh, Curtis, Curtis,
you gotta help me!
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- No time, dude.
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I just dropped by
to borrow something.
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- Curtis! Curtis, you asshole!
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Vikings are supposed
to stick together!
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[motor revving]
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- I'll send you a postcard
from Valhalla!
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Whoo-hoo...!
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- We're gonna have some fun...
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aren't we?
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- I dunno if that's possible,
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seeing as how my handle
just retreated up my ass.
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- Oh, I'm not here for sex.
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I'm here for dessert.
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[moaning]
- No, no!
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[punk rock playing
through headphones]
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- Buy your muumuus!
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Step right up
and get your muumuus!
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Get your muumuus!
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One size fits all! Hey, Todd.
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Forget the super-fat mice.
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These things are selling
like hotcakes!
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- Hi... Jenny.
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- Hi, Todd.
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- Hey, what's new?
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- I know about your fear
of fat people.
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- I don't have a fear
of fat people.
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A lot of my best friends
are fat people.
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Like you.
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- Just admit it, Todd.
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I disgust you, don't I?
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- I'm the one that disgusts you,
remember?
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- Okay, well...
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then if that's not the case...
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then prove it.
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Kiss me.
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- What?
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But...
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- It's what you've always
wanted, isn't it?
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- Yeah, but--
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- Okay, then do it.
261
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I knew it!
262
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,943
- You look like you wanted
to eat my face!
263
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,336
- I wouldn't your face
264
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:05,339
if it was the last face
on earth!
265
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,256
[school bell ringing]
266
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,042
- We need to ask ourselves:
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What kills fat?
268
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,350
- This should do it.
269
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,571
[squeaking]
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Close.
271
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,670
- Hey, Todd, can you pass me
the puke mop?
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00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,024
Dude, why you hiding in here
when you could be riding
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00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,026
the wide load highway out there?
- What?
274
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,679
- Dude,
it's fat-tastic out there.
275
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,030
Man, it is so sweet.
Have you seen?
276
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:47,076
- Yeah, I know.
That's why I'm in here.
277
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,817
I fear the fat.
278
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,125
- Look, dude,
I've had it all, all right?
279
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:55,998
Skinny chicks, tall chicks,
mini-chicks, chicks with dicks.
280
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,827
All right?
Half-machine-half-chick.
281
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,873
But... when I wanna grease
my piece,
282
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,266
I go obese.
283
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,225
- But they're fat.
284
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,836
- Look, Todd, you're not
getting the big picture.
285
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:11,231
All right? Skinny chicks
are only about skinny chicks.
286
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,407
All right?
But what fat chicks...
287
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,148
fat chicks are about you.
288
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,671
- Jimmy.
289
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:22,764
Jenny's fat, too.
290
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:26,028
- Look, the Jenny you want
is still in there.
291
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,813
Like, she's probably screaming
in terror,
292
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,642
but... she's still in there,
dude.
293
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,079
[rock music]
294
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,936
- I'm ready for that kiss.
295
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,590
- What?
- You heard me.
296
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,897
You wanted a kiss?
Well... here I am.
297
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,725
I'm gonna kiss
every inch of you,
298
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:13,641
even if it takes all week.
- Todd, you're creeping me out.
299
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,469
- You're not creeping me out.
Not anymore.
300
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,080
Look, I don't care
if you're a fat chick,
301
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,431
a skinny chick,
a chick with a dick, chick...
302
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,216
What I'm trying to say
is that...
303
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,870
you're Jenny.
304
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:29,091
That's all that matters to me.
305
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,440
[rock music]
306
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,711
- Oh, my God, look at that.
Oh, my God, that's disgusting.
307
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,018
[screaming]
308
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,634
[roaring]
309
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,944
[heavy metal]
[screaming]
310
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,820
- Sweet mother of Satan!
311
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,736
Nice.
312
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,173
[screaming]
313
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,483
[screaming]
[snarling]
314
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,493
- You were right, Jenny.
315
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,843
I did unleash a monster.
316
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,499
- Yeah, that's why it's called
the Book of Pure Evil,
317
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,371
you stupid, skinny bitch!
[roaring]
318
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:39,161
- I have to make things right.
- You think?
319
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,467
[snarling]
320
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,990
[screaming]
321
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:47,213
[grunting]
322
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,302
[screaming]
323
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,005
- Poor girl.
324
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,703
She sacrificed herself
to save the school.
325
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,314
- We'll never forget you, Emily.
326
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,231
- Todd... forget Emily.
327
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,667
[roaring]
328
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,234
- Oh, great!
329
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,453
Now Monster Fat
is Boiling Hot Monster Fat!
330
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,281
- Thanks, Emily!
331
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,717
[roaring]
332
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,940
[dramatic music]
333
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,430
- Curtis, I think we're screwed.
- Well, if get screwed, dude,
334
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,214
I want it to be with you.
335
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,912
- I've got it! Todd, catch!
336
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:37,132
Throw the pill
into Monster Fat's mouth!
337
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,787
- It doesn't have a mouth!
- But it has an ass!
338
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,358
I'll distract it!
339
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,664
Hey! Monster Fat!
340
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,971
Hey, it knows its name!
341
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,973
[roaring]
342
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,294
- Hannah...
343
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:11,427
I don't know what you did,
but thank you.
344
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,255
- Hey...
345
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,997
- Ah... Okay.
346
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:21,350
Todd...
347
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,526
that was pretty heroic.
348
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,267
- Ahem.
349
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,270
- And, um...
350
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,925
what you said earlier...
351
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,319
it really... meant a lot to me.
352
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,285
- Dude!
[Todd laughing goofily]
353
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,418
Dude, what did you say?
354
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:48,508
- Dude, I have no idea.
I was so terrified,
355
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:51,337
I could've said anything.
- Well, at least you finally
356
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,426
conquered your fear
of fat people.
357
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,905
- No, I didn't.
[sniffing]
358
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,385
I'm even more traumatized.
359
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,605
- At least your arm
doesn't smell like ass.
360
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,878
- That's how it went down.
- You're funny.
361
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,662
I gotta pee.
[music playing on radio]
362
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,709
- Okay, pee away.
I'll be right here. Go for it.
363
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,502
Wide load highway,
364
00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:28,287
here... we... come.
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