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[moaning]
[goth music]
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♪ There's something
in your eyes girl ♪
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- I've got a great idea.
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♪ My tears are made of blood
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♪ I have to get inside you
girl ♪♪
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- All right.
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Goth chicks like it
in the basement.
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[low growling]
What's that noise?
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- It's only the, uh, furnace,
Anthony.
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Don't be afraid.
[low growling]
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- Hey! Marcy!
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What's going on?
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[eerie music]
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Hello?
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[strange creature-like sounds]
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Hey... come on!
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[suspenseful music]
Come on, Marcy!
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Open the door!
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[screaming]
[snarling]
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Oh, God!
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[screaming]
[snarling]
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[heavy metal music]
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- In the last five days,
these five students
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have gone missing.
My theory...
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it has something
to do with the book.
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- Well, maybe they just quit
school.
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- That's your theory?
- Think about it.
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If they quit school,
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then have no reason to show up.
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- Try not to think so hard,
Todd.
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You'll give yourself
an aneurysm.
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- Todd may actually
have a point.
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- Hannah agrees with Todd.
Why am I not surprised?
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- Well, just because something
inexplicable happens
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doesn't mean the book
is responsible, Jenny.
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Is the book responsible
for you being a total bitch?
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- Meow...!
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[Curtis hissing]
[Todd]: Meow...
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[Todd laughing]
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- I dunno why Jenny thinks
I'm such a loser.
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- Now listen up, Todd,
all right?
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If your goal is to gently caress
Jenny's fun bags,
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there's only one solution:
make her jealous.
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- Well... how do I do that?
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- You bang one of her friends.
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No, bang all of her friends.
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- But... Jenny doesn't really
have any friends.
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Well, except for Marcy.
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She is pretty hot, too.
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- All right, well,
there you have it, all right?
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Seek out this sexpot
known as Marcy
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and you bang her
until Jenny sees the light.
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[sander whirring]
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- This Todd Smith
is starting to get in the way.
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- Maybe he's the one
the prophecy speaks of!
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Tell us you've investigated
this boy.
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- Of course I have.
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Do you think
I was born yesterday?
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Oh, he's... he's a student
at Crowley High,
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so he's... high school age,
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which at Crowley
could be anywhere between...
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14 and 25. He is a male,
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his name is Todd...
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Smith. No middle name...
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that I know of.
- Silence!
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Follow the boy.
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Observe his movements.
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Take notes.
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- Yes, Your Evilness.
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- Don't screw this up, Atticus.
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[spitting]
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[school bell ringing]
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- Hey, Marcy.
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Marcy!
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You look terrible. What's up?
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- I don't wanna talk about it.
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- Well, look, I'm sorry we
haven't been hangin' out lately.
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I've just sort of been
caught up in stuff.
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- That's okay. I've been kinda
caught up in stuff, too.
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- Well, do you wanna maybe--
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Todd.
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- Todd.
- I'm here too, you know.
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- Yeah, good for you.
So, Marcy,
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Marcylicious...
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How would you like to--
- My house.
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Tonight. Seven o'clock?
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- What, really?
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Oh, I'm sorry,
did I just make you jealous?
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- Don't be an idiot.
- I may be an idiot...
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... but I'm an idiot
with a hot date.
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- Ah-ha...
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- Hey.
- Um...
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these are for you.
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I thought you'd like them
'cause they're dead...
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and gothy.
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- Hey, dude.
- What are you doing here?!
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- Marcy invited me.
Pretty sweet, huh?
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And look... corn chips.
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- Have you heard of these guys?
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[goth music]
- Uh...
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yeah, they're awesome.
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♪ My tears
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♪ Are made of blood ♪
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- Awesome.
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- You guys
make yourselves comfortable
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and I'll be right back.
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- This is kinda weird.
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Why would she invite
both of us over unless...?
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I think Marcy wants
to have an orgy.
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- I've never orgied before.
How does it work?
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Do we take turns
or do we roll around
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buck naked together?
- No, I'm outta here.
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- Hey, hey, hey--
- No, no, no--
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- Hey! I can't let you go.
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- Dude, the only reason I'm here
is to get Jenny jealous.
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- I respect that,
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but not only are we gonna
lose our virginities,
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we're gonna get laid.
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- Guys, I'm in the basement
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and I'm not wearing anything!
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- Dude, she totally wants us.
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If you leave, there's no us,
there's just me,
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and she may not want just me!
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She may be one of those chicks
that needs, like, two cocks.
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Please, Todd...
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do this for me.
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[sighing]
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- Man...
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- Two minutes ago,
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I thought the highlight
of my night
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was gonna be that bowl
of corn chips.
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- So help me God, Curtis,
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if your sword crosses my sword,
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I am outta here.
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- No sword crossage. Got it.
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- Marcy?
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[exclaiming, then grunting]
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Curtis?
- Ah...
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- Curtis, are you okay?
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- Argh... Phew!
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[strange sound]
Ow. Ugh...
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- Curtis?
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- Oh...
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Ah... I landed
in something squishy. Oh!
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- Good squishy, or bad squishy?
- Mm...
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[with mouth full]:
Definitely good squishy.
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[gnawing]
Mm...
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- Bad squishy!
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Bad squishy!!!
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- Ah!!!
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[screaming]
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- Sorry, guys.
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- Oh...
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[both moaning]
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[low growling]
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[snorting]
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[suspenseful music]
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[snarling]
- Hello, boys.
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[screaming]
[zombie laughing maniacally]
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[grunting]
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[snarling]
[screaming]
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- I'll get you for that.
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[screaming]
And that!
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You little wanker!
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[screaming]
[speed metal music]
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- Run! Come on, dude!
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Come on! Come on!
[grunting]
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[zombie]: I didn't like that.
[screaming]
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[zombie]: Bastard.
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- Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Not my face!
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- Shit! This is
our guidance counsellor.
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[Atticus groaning]
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Let's go.
- Ah...
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- Help...
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[grunting]
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- You failed us, Marcy.
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- Wait, wait, wait. I'll get you
more bodies, I swear to God!
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- Perhaps a little...
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incentive is in order.
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- But, you guys, come on!
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[screaming]
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[cackling]
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- How about
a little finger food?
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- So we escaped out the window
and ran all the way home.
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- Dude, we didn't run,
you dork sack,
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we just... like, walked fast.
- Dude, we ran home
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like a couple
of frightened little bitches.
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- Oh, thank God you're alive!
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- Hey, guys.
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How was your date with Marcy?
[screaming]
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- It went that bad, huh?
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Stop it.
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Sebastian Fury and Raven.
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They fronted the goth band
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called The Bram Stoker
Explosion.
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- We ran away
from a pansy-ass goth band?
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- Huh... They stayed awake
for 36 days straight
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recording that album.
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And when they crashed...
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... they never woke up.
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- Until Marcy got her hands
on the Book of Pure Evil.
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- That's why she's been acting
so strange,
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she's got a couple of zombies
stashed in her basement.
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- And she's luring sexy guys
into her place
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with the promise of orgies
and corn chips.
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- Does anyone have a plan?
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- Actually...
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... I do.
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[speed metal]
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[speed metal]
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- You're spreading lies
about me!
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- Marcy, you're feeding guys
to zombies!
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- Fair enough!
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Okay, it all started last week.
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My parents were giving me grief
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about my clothes, my music,
my grades, my attitude,
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blah-blah-blah...
so I lost it.
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I hate your guts and I wish
you weren't my parents!
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- What a terrible thing to say.
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- Next day,
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I find this weird book.
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So I decided to...
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replace my parents
with my favourite rock stars.
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"Restituo meaus parentes
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per meaus effigies."
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[doorbell ringing]
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Of course I didn't expect them
to come back as zombies.
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- So what happened
to your folks?
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- Right... my folks.
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[silverware clinking]
[gnawing]
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[burping]
- Mm...
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- We're still hungry.
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- So fuckin' hungry.
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- I'll get more.
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Lots more!
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So I started bringing boys home
from school.
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Sorry, guys.
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- Hey, it can happen to anyone.
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- We'll just take a rain check
on that orgy.
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- Are we prepared to take on two
sadistic flesh-eating zombies?
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- Hell, yeah! But first...
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we gotta load up.
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- On drugs.
- Close.
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Hey, Jimmy, I need...
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[funky music playing]
Jimmy. Miss Valeri.
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I need to borrow
a few questionable items...
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- I'm not responsible
if I don't see it.
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[clattering]
Mm...
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- Oh, uh, Miss Valeri?
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I'm gonna need another extension
on that math assignment.
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- Come on...
[moaning]
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- Where's that rotten
little wench?!
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You know, I'm so fuckin' hungry,
I could eat myself!
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- Sebastian, you gotta check out
this book, man.
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It's the answer
to all our prayers.
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- Yeah, well,
can ya eat the fuckin' thing?
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I don't think so!
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Hold on a minute.
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Here we go.
260
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An all-you-can-eat.
261
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[cackling]
262
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,669
- Jenny, I'm really sorry
about all this.
263
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,193
- Hey, you're not the only kid
264
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,108
who doesn't get along
with their parents.
265
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,023
I mean, how could you have known
266
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,938
it would lead to cannibalism
and murder?
267
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,593
- Hey, when all this is over,
268
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:18,553
do you wanna, like,
hang out again?
269
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,556
You know, like old times?
- Yeah. Sure.
270
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,036
- All right,
everybody listen up.
271
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,951
When we get to Marcy's house,
272
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,344
Jenny and I will take
the back...
273
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,781
[whistling]
274
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,827
- Where are you little dudes
going?
275
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,178
- Uh, none of your business?
- Does it have anything to do
276
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,746
with the two zombies
that just walked in the school?
277
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:40,836
- Everybody back inside.
278
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,797
- Loser.
- You sure he's the one?
279
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,408
- Yes, I'm sure!
280
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:52,239
Just give him some time.
- All right, gang,
281
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,937
let's spread out. Jenny and I
will cover Jock Hall.
282
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,721
Curtis and Hannah,
you cover Nerd Alley.
283
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,810
Take Marcy with you.
Keep your eyes peeled.
284
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,248
If you hear or see anything,
or if something tries
285
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:04,033
to eat you, scream real loud.
All right, let's move out!
286
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,607
[mixed chatter]
- What time is it?
287
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,354
- Where the hell is Atticus?
288
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,095
- "Ladies and gentleman,
289
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,140
"parents and teachers,
290
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:27,317
I'm here to tell you
your kids are out of control!"
291
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,971
Exclamation point.
292
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:34,020
Double exclamation point.
293
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:38,024
- I-I just wanted to let you
to know that, um...
294
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:41,157
nothing happened between
me and Marcy... and Curtis.
295
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:44,334
- Why would I care
one way or the other?
296
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,772
- You mean you don't care
that I almost had an orgy
297
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,123
with your best friend?
298
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,387
- I'm glad you weren't eaten
alive by zombies, okay?
299
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,310
[clanging]
- Did you hear that?!
300
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,833
- What?!
301
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,096
Ah! Ah!
[grunting]
302
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,316
- That's our guidance
counsellor, Curtis.
303
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:12,232
We should do something.
304
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,451
- Let's hit him
in the head again.
305
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,062
We'll give him amnesia.
- Uh...
306
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:19,152
there's actually a 98% chance
that that won't happen.
307
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,936
- So what you're saying is,
308
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,417
there's a good 3% chance
that it will.
309
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,332
- No, that's not
what I'm saying.
310
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,074
Where's Marcy?
311
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,771
[Marcy screaming]
312
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,865
[gnawing]
313
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,565
- What've you done to Marcy?!
- Don't worry,
314
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,350
she's safe and sound.
315
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:46,092
- Safe and sound in our gullets!
316
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,528
[cackling]
317
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:50,009
- Prepare to die,
you undead limeys!!!
318
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,358
[both]: Ah...!!!
319
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,055
- Ahem-hem-hem.
320
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,144
[both]: ... Ah...!!
- Let's be blunt.
321
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:59,192
Your kids live in a society
322
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:02,586
that glorifies acts of brutality
and carnage.
323
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,676
What should you, as parents, do?
324
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,028
For the love of God, would
someone please shut that door!
325
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,247
[screaming]
Stop turning a blind eye
326
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,380
to what's happening!
327
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,512
[grunting]
328
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,384
[screaming]
329
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,560
[cackling]
330
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,173
The only solution...
331
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,916
... is to cut your kids off
332
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,352
from the outside world!
333
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:33,139
Lock them inside their rooms
and don't let them out
334
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,141
until you drop them back off
335
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:38,622
to the warmth and safety
of this education facility!
336
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,320
[groaning]
[cackling]
337
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,240
- Let's start
with the pretty one.
338
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,545
- No! Wait!
339
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,330
[groaning, then spitting]
340
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,899
So how about this?
341
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,814
You give us the book
342
00:17:56,858 --> 00:18:00,340
and you can have the parents.
And the teachers.
343
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,385
[grunting]
[Raven laughing]
344
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,126
- You mean this book?
345
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,041
[Sebastian cackling]
Here's what's gonna happen.
346
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,043
First, we're gonna eat you
little fuckers.
347
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,959
And then we're gonna use
this book
348
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,439
to get back
on top of the charts!
349
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,441
- Oh, fuckin' hell!
350
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:17,183
You mean we gotta go back
to work?
351
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:20,925
This is just like that
fuckin' album all over again!
352
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:24,103
- Bloody hell.
- Can't take a day off! Oh, no!
353
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:28,063
You have to stay awake
for 36 fuckin' days straight!
354
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,065
And look what happens to us now.
[groaning]
355
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,632
We're dead!
356
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,242
- Todd, catch!
357
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:42,251
- Ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah...
358
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:43,731
[moaning]
359
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,257
Look what you did
360
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,172
to my baby!
361
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,697
Just when we were
about to make a comeback.
362
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,960
[whimpering]
Well...
363
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:58,224
now this is personal!
364
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,269
You picked the wrong zombie
365
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:03,098
to fuck with!
- Eat me!
366
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,977
[body falling]
367
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,806
- You zombies are dead! Again!
368
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,418
Yeah!
369
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,028
Wh...?
- Grab it!
370
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,336
It keeps doing that.
371
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:36,000
[soft music]
372
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,830
- Are you okay?
373
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,397
- She was my best friend...
374
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,356
and now she's gone.
375
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,792
[sighing]
Goodbye, Marcy.
376
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:49,449
I hope there's an all-ages
goth bar in heaven.
377
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,016
- Jenny?
378
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,236
Do wanna cry on my shoulder?
379
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,111
That wasn't meant
to be totally sexual!
380
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,248
- You know what the worst part
about this is?
381
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,381
We never got to have our orgy.
382
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:11,340
- Uh, trust me, dude,
I'm still gonna have my orgy.
383
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,386
And you're not gonna be there.
384
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,171
- Uh... in your dreams.
385
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,477
Which, by the way, is, like,
386
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,653
the only place
you'll ever have an orgy.
387
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,482
- Well, as long as
it's a Curtis-free orgy dream,
388
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,048
I have no problem with that.
389
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,375
[suspenseful music]
390
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:55,036
- Mm, good squishy.
391
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,733
- Ah...
392
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:59,170
- Ladies...
393
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,303
Let's get this orgy started.
394
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,305
[Jenny giggling]
[Marcy]: Mm...
395
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,698
[dance music]
396
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,706
- Best dream ever.
397
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:40,081
♪ There's something
in your eyes girl ♪
398
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:45,739
♪ My tears are made of blood
399
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:52,398
♪ I have to get inside you
girl ♪
400
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,317
♪ You're such a naughty stud ♪
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