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[demonic voice]: Are you
pussies ready to be annihilated?
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[cheering]
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Witness the awesome power
of... Todd!
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[cheering]
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[silence]
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- I am Todd the Metal God!
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[cheering]
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- I want you, Todd.
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- This song...
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goes out to the owner
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of these sweet panties,
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Jenny Kolinsky!
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[cheering]
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It's a love song I wrote
called...
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Sexy She-Bitch of Hades!
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[cheering]
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[heavy metal music]
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[clumsy guitar playing]
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- I jerk off
better than you play!
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Jerk-offs!
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[laughter]
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Jerk-offs! Jerk-offs!
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[all chanting]
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- Knock it off, Stuart.
- Oh, come on,
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we're just having
a little fun, babe.
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[chuckling]
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Just wait till you hear the song
I wrote for you.
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- You wrote a song for me?
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- Thank you...
Barbarian Apocalypse.
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[feedback]
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That was won-der-ful.
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Next up is Quarterback.
- Whoo! Finally!
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- Good night, Crowley High!
- Boo...
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♪ I hurt
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♪ I hurt
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♪ I hurt
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♪ For you
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♪ I can't get you
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♪ Out of my head
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♪ I can't sleep
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♪ Alone in my bed
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♪ Can barely breathe
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♪ Or speak or move ♪
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[heavy metal music]
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- Dude, we totally kicked ass!
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- They were jerking off at us.
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- I thought
they were jerking off withus.
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- Face it, Curtis,
we totally sucked.
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- You know what your problem is?
You need to get baked.
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- I'm not in the mood.
- What?!
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But you're always in the mood.
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Man, this is about Jenny,
isn't it?
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- I can't stop thinking
about her.
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And it's not
just her awesome rack.
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She's smart and,
like, mysterious--
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- And she's got an awesome rack.
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- Man... what does she see
in that dick?
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- Well, he can play guitar
and sing
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at the same time,
he's really good-looking,
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got a cool car,
captain of the football team,
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and I hear he's got a cock
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like the size
of a cock and a half.
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But I bet your cock is like
the size of like two cocks!
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And those two cocks
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have two sets of balls.
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- And two sets of balls
are exactly what I need
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to make Jenny forget
all about that cock-rock loser!
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- Cock-and-a-half rock loser.
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But yes! Let's go show Jenny...
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your balls!
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- Jenny...
how do I put this delicately?
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Sometimes daddies leave home
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because they just don't wanna
be daddies anymore.
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Okay, it's not about you.
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It's about not wanting
to be with you.
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- But he didn't leave me,
Mr. Murphy, he disappeared.
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And I think it has something
to do with this.
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- Where did you get
this picture?
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- It was hidden
in my dad's office.
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He was researching the origins
of thisbook.
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- Well, Jenny,
my advice to you is:
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start focusing
on your schoolbooks
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and not this fool's book.
Now shoo.
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Mr. Murphy has a lot of business
to attend to.
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- Thanks for nothing.
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- "Thanks for nothing"!
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[dialling]
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- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.
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We're gonna have to deal
with the daughter as well.
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- Okay, she's coming. Don't
freak out. Go get her, Todd!
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- Ugh!
- Fuck.
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- Thanks a lot, douche-cake!
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- Um, I'm sorry.
- Just...
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Can you just...
Leave it, okay?
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[ominous music]
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Enjoying the scenery?
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- Um...
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I'm-I'm-I'm Todd.
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- Is this conversation
going anywhere?
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- Do you want it
to go somewhere?
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'Cause we could, like...
- Oh.
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- Uh, we could, like,
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go, like, for ice cream
or something...
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- Did you just
ask my woman out?!
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- Just...
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Just leave him alone, Stuart.
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- Yeah, Stuart, we'll...
we'll settle this at...
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the Battle of the Bands.
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- You didn't even make the cut,
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penis-hole!
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Uh!
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[music]
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[roaring]
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- Even guitars gently weep,
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little dude.
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- Yeah?
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What do you know?
- Check it out, little dude.
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This self-defeatist manner, bro,
does not become you.
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You gotta show
all those boners, man,
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that you truly are...
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Heavy Metal God.
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- But I'm a loser.
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- You could always practice,
loser.
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- Or...
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you could find
the Book of Pure Evil.
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- The what?
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- Anyone who listens to metal
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knows the Book of Pure Evil,
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loser.
- Legend has it,
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the book was stitched together
with the foreskin of Judas.
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- Must've been some foreskin,
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I... I gotta get back to class.
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- The Book of Pure Evil
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can give you
anything you desire.
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- Anything I desire?
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- Imagine, little dude,
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the one thing that you want
more than anything.
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- Feel it, loser.
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Deep inside.
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- Deep inside...?
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- Inside your pants.
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- Toke?
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[guys]: Imagine the one thing
you want more than anything.
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Feel it, loser.
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Deep inside.
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Inside you pants.
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Pants...
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pants...
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[Jenny]: I want you, Todd.
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[guys]: The Book of Pure Evil
came make any desire come true.
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-Toke?
- The book was stitched together
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from the foreskin of Judas.
- Foreskin...
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Toke?
- Anything you desire.
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- Foreskin...
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Toke?
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- Whatcha doin' there, Todd?
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- Oh... hey, Jimmy.
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Do you think
you could open that case for me?
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- It's gonna cost you.
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- Well, I got...
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uh...
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a buck and 49...
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and... my lucky condom.
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- How long have you had
that lucky condom?
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- I dunno, a couple of years,
I guess.
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- I'll take the money.
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[ominous music]
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[disembodied whispering]
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- Planto...
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mihi...
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lascivio...
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valde...
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sanus!
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[heavy metal music]
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[rock music]
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Douche.
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- Did you just call me a douche?
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- If the douche fits...
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[scoffing]
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I challenge you to a duel:
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your guitar against mine.
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- Lunch hour,
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in the cafeteria.
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I'm gonna slay you, Todd.
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- I'm gonna make you
bleed out your ass.
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[rock music]
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- You're goin' down, dude.
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[scoffing]
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He's totally gonna slay you,
Todd!
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[demonic voice]: This time,
it shall be I who slays he.
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- Your voice just was
totally awesome. Whoa!
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Hey, where'd you get
that guitar?
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Oh!
- Let's do this.
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[rock chord progression]
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[whistling and cheering]
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[girl]: Let's do it!
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[heavy metal version]
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[blues riff]
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[heavy metal version]
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- Yeah, Todd!
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- Oh! Ah!
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Ah!
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[moaning]
Ah!
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Ah! Ah!
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[cracking]
Ah!
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- What the fuckles?
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[panting]
- Help me, Jenny.
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I... I'm bleeding out of my ass.
- Uh...
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There, there... baby.
- Ow!!!
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- If I could do it again,
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I would've made him
bleed out of his dick.
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[laughing]
Yeah, I know.
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- Hey, Todd.
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Your band is so awesome
and... I was just thinking,
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if you wanted to get together
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and talk about metal
or metallurgy,
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I would be more than happy
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to do that--
- Yeah, you might wanna
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get that framed.
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- Um...
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- I have no idea who she is,
but she's always, like--
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- Dude!
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That was amazing.
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- Uh... Curtis, uh...
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meet the new members
of Barbarian Apocalypse.
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We're replacing Quarterback
at Battle of the Bands tonight.
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- That's awesome!
Two drummers?
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Yeah!
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- Uh...
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I'm sorry, Curtis,
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but we don't need two drummers
in the band.
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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying, I'm sorry, Curtis,
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we don't need two drummers
in the band.
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Curtis--
- No!
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I heard you the second time.
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Loud and clear.
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[ominous soundscape]
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- Welcome to Crowley High's
Battle of the Bands.
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[cheering and whistling]
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Well, tonight we start
with the hip-hop stylings of...
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Pussy Fresh.
[laughter]
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[girl]: Posse Fresh, bitch!
[laughter]
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- Posse Fresh.
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Whatever...
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bitch.
[laughter]
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[distant music]
- Hi, Todd.
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You were amazing...
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in the cafeteria today.
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Where'd you get
that cool guitar?
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Ow!
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- My guitar's a little...
sensitive
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about other people touching it.
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- Are you sensitive to touch?
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- Uh...
- Why don't you and I
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go someplace private?
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I'd love to see
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these magical fingers of yours
at work.
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[demonic voice]:
She doesn't want
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your grimy paws on her fun bags.
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She wants her hands on the book!
- Who knows,
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maybe you could teach me
a few things.
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- She's onto us! Eliminate her!
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- No!
- Screw her, then eliminate her.
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- No!
- Eliminate her, then screw her?
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- Huh... What's going on, Todd?
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- Look, I... I gotta get ready
to go on stage.
267
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- I know you have the book,
Todd!
268
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You have no idea
how dangerous it is!
269
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Now hand it over!
270
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,904
- She just wants the book
for herself!
271
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,383
- You just want the book
for yourself!
272
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,298
- She doesn't care about you!
273
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:11,258
- You doesn't care about me!
- Yeah, you got that right!
274
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,173
Now give it to me!
275
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:16,002
Todd! Ah! Todd!
276
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,787
Todd! You little shit-nugget!
Let me out!
277
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,529
Todd, don't you run away!
Get back here!
278
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,314
[microphone feedback]
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00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,055
- Our final act -
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00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,535
mercifully -
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is the Barbarian Apocalypse.
282
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,974
[cheering]
283
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,026
- Yes, Todd!
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00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:43,681
[demonic voice]: Prepare
to be conquered, Crowley High!
285
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,945
- Conquer me, Todd.
286
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,783
- The Book of Pure Evil?
287
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,568
After all these years...
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00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,091
[heavy metal]
289
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,131
- Hello?!
[banging]
290
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,741
Help! Get me out of this locker!
291
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:46,092
I have to save the school
before everybody dies!
292
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,137
- Hold on!
- Hurry!
293
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:52,098
One more. That's good. Thanks.
294
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,361
[heavy metal]
295
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:05,024
Cover your ears!
We've got to stop Todd!
296
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,292
[fire alarm ringing]
297
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,644
[screaming]
298
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,181
[disembodied whispering]
299
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,751
[demonic voice]:
You shall die!
300
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,886
- Do something!
[hard rock music]
301
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,366
- You do something!
[roaring]
302
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,240
- Ah! Ah!
303
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,420
- Don't do it, Curtis!
304
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,596
It's the only clue I have
to find my dad.
305
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,425
[demonic voice]:
Don't do it, Curtis.
306
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:03,169
Join me and you'll have
everything you ever dreamed of.
307
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:06,433
- Sorry, Todd,
this bad bitch has gotta burn.
308
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,610
- No!!!
[Todd and Atticus]: No!
309
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:12,265
- Ah!
[demonic shrieking]
310
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,192
- Ah...
- Todd.
311
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:31,240
- Shit.
- Todd... Are you okay?
312
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:34,243
- Uh... don't worry about me.
313
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,071
Are you okay?
314
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,160
[banging]
315
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,381
- What the hell
is goin' on in here?
316
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,384
- Uh... the Battle of the Bands
317
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:47,082
kinda got out of control.
318
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,084
- You kids sure know
how to party, man.
319
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,433
I haven't seen this much blood
320
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,827
since that kid bled out his ass
this morning.
321
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,395
- Dude, that was so awesome.
322
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,745
Except for almost killing
everyone.
323
00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,704
- Yeah, I'm just glad it's over.
324
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:03,316
- What do you mean, over?
That thing's still out there
325
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,709
and we've gotta find it
before it hurts anybody else.
326
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,321
- Uh, not my problem.
Let somebody else deal with it.
327
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,409
Let's go get baked.
- Awesome.
328
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,411
- After everything
that's happened,
329
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:14,065
how can you not feel
responsible?
330
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:17,112
God, you guys are such...
idiots.
331
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,771
- Dude, this is your chance
to finally get close to Jenny.
332
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:26,643
- Hey, Jenny! Wait!
333
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:29,907
Now, I've given it
a lot of thought,
334
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,258
and I think that the best way
to find the book
335
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,738
is to work together.
336
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,305
Close.
337
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,875
- Real close.
338
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,790
- I'm already regretting this.
339
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,273
- So are we getting paid
for this?
340
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,579
- No, we're not getting paid.
341
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,365
- I really think we should be
drawing some kind of salary.
342
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,628
- It's not gonna happen, okay?
- So, Jenny, we should, like,
343
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,847
go back to your house tonight
and talk about
344
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,458
how we're gonna find the book.
345
00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,894
- Mm, that's not gonna
happen either.
346
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,678
- Yeah, it's a bit late.
Let's do it tomorrow night.
347
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:02,853
- I don't think so.
348
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,420
- I can totally do it
tomorrow night!
349
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,335
- Uh, I don't remember
you being invited, dude.
350
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,555
- Uh, I don't remember
youbeing invited... dude.
351
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,122
- I can't believe
the book actually exists.
352
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,909
It was totally, like, pow!
And then I was, like, whoa!
353
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,259
And then the book
totally flew away.
354
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,392
[making flapping sounds]
- The prophecy.
355
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,308
We must prepare
for the final countdown.
356
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,310
- I'll sharpen the knives
and get a goat.
357
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,746
- Silence!
358
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,446
- It is a glorious day.
359
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,406
At long last we have found
the book,
360
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,278
and soon it'll be ours again.
361
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:39,760
The prophecy will be fulfilled
362
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,153
and we will reap the rewards.
363
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,938
- Um... yeah...
364
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,722
about that prophecy,
365
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,289
um...
366
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,160
the book flew away.
367
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,728
In flames. All gone, bye-bye.
368
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,382
- Oh, Atticus,
369
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:56,951
it takes more than fire
to destroy the book.
370
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,170
It survives,
371
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,520
perhaps weakened,
372
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,391
but searching for another soul
373
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,088
from which to draw power.
374
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,526
It'll make itself known
375
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:09,877
to whomever needs it most.
376
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,879
The insecure,
377
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,663
the desperate,
378
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,100
the feeble...
379
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,146
they will comfort
380
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:21,105
in the bosom of the book.
381
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:25,414
Then there will be chaos.
382
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,155
[laughing maniacally]
383
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:31,115
[Atticus]: And...
that's a good thing?
384
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:34,075
♪ I walk the lonely
385
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:37,078
♪ Dead-end streets
386
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,080
♪ In search of beer
387
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:42,126
♪ And hamburger meat
388
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:44,085
♪ Feels like I'm one
389
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:47,088
♪ Of those endangered species
390
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,090
♪ I got no home
391
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:54,138
♪ And I'm diseased
392
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:57,098
♪ Oh my God
393
00:21:57,141 --> 00:22:00,144
♪ Here it comes again ♪
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