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Brother Blackshohs,
as l stand before you tonight,
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Our policies are clear,
our policies are just,
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And three. The compulsory scientific
measurement of all adult male knees.
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Not for the true-born Englishman
the bony, angular knee
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Not for him the puffy knee
of the criminal classes.
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Hail Spode!
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Good evening, sir.
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An excellent rally, excellent.
A dozen new recruits to the cause.
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His knees.
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Come on, Behie!
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Well, this is a happy occasion,
old Gussie getting engaged.
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(Popping)
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A most satisfactory binge, last night.
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l doubt it. Slice him where you like,
a hell-hound is always a hell-hound.
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Very good, sir.
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You must understand, Jeeves,
that when two men of iron will
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- Oh? l wonder what she...
- (Doorbell)
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- ls it awake yet?
- Ah, what ho, Aunt Dahlia?
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l want you to go to an antique shop
in Bond St and sneer at a cow-creamer.
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- Do what at a what?
- lt's silver,
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Well, sounds dashed unpleasant to me.
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lf he can get this thing cheaply,
it may save him from an early grave.
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Well, you heard what Jeeves said.
Now, run along and sneer!
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No, no, l don't think so,
l've another very like this.
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- (Telephone)
- Morning!
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- (Shopkeeper) Hello, Fox here.
- l know you, young man!
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Look at him.
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- Quite reformed.
- Huh!
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(Scoffs)
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- Oh, has the gentleman gone?
- Yes, yes, they've gone, yes.
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- What?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no...here.
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- l can't see any hallmark.
- Are you blind?
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(Distressed miaow)
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Ha! Smash-and-grab-man, by God!
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l say, Spode, look at this.
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- Can l help you, officer?
- Where did he go?
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- l-l shouldn't go in there if were you.
- Oh, no?
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Come with me, officer.
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(Raucous laughter)
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This way, come along.
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- lt's her.
- Sir?
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00:11:32,743 --> 00:11:34,747
Mrs Travers will be
most disappointed, sir.
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Good morning, Mrs Travers.
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- Mrs Travers, sir.
- l thought l'd told you...
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- Well, well, well.
- ls all you can say ''Well, well ,well''?
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- l don't think you should be too severe.
- l shall not be severe, l shall be just.
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You'd best hope that by every moral law,
that cow-creamer belongs to Tom.
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- lf you say so, old flesh and blood.
- Good.
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Because you're going to
steal it back for me.
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(Watkyn) l don't care
how spiritual Harold Pinker is,
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l don't care if he played
tiddlywinks for the Sorbonne.
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Harold is not half-baked, Uncle Wattie.
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lt's no good, Stiffy.
Sir Watkyn will never allow you
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All right. l shall be dignified,
l shall be urbane.
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lf you could not trip over the furniture,
it'd be a stah.
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- (Gong)
- Come on, there's the gong.
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(Dog growls)
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Under the new order,
the whole of Wales and Scotland
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(Spode) Nothing...but...potatoes.
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(Slurps)
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Sorry l'm late, Sir Watkyn,
l've just been arranging my tanks.
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- Tanks?
- Yes, my newt-tanks.
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Mr Fink-Nottle breeds newts.
When Augustus and l are married
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Little madam...married...
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to him?!
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Oh, have you seen Madeline?
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00:15:54,932 --> 00:15:56,936
- Gussie, could you help?
- l don't know.
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Won't you have a look
over there, at the light...?
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- (Madeline) Gussie!
- Oh hello, Madeline.
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- Telegram for Mr Wooster.
- Thank you, Mr Jarvis.
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A telegram for you, sir.
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(Clears throat)
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''Unless come earliest possible moment
prepared lend every effoh reconciliation,
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''Fink-Nottle, Totleigh Towers,
Totleigh-in-the-Wold, Gloucestershire.
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00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:41,030
(Duck squeaks)
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00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:45,939
Forgive me for mentioning it,
but am l not right in thinking that
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Good Lord, you're absolutely right!
We must go down to Totleigh in person.
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Yes, sir. Totleigh Towers might
also seem the convenient place
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(Spode) Hands up!
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- Now, look...
- Watkyn, come here!
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Naturally your silver's
the first thing Behie would look for.
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- Ohh.
- (Madeline) Come along, Behie.
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00:20:35,055 --> 00:20:40,064
Anyway, it wasn't bag-snatching,
it was policeman's helmet-stealing.
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(Madeline) How sweet of you to come,
Behie, but everything's sohed out.
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You know, sometimes l ask myself if
l'm wohhy of so rare a soul as Augustus.
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00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:41,178
- Wooster, l want a word with you.
- Ah, what ho?
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00:22:00,113 --> 00:22:02,117
l've found you with it
in your hands already.
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00:22:16,143 --> 00:22:21,153
Or perhaps you think you're clever
enough to steal it without detection.
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00:22:36,181 --> 00:22:40,188
- Oh, er... Definitely.
- Splendid.
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00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:55,216
Right, to Aunt Dahlia. Erm... ''l say,
look here, this is absolutely impossible,
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ls it a code?
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00:23:19,161 --> 00:23:22,166
- Mornin'.
- Mornin', Constable Oates.
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00:23:38,196 --> 00:23:41,202
- Get off! Stupid dog, get off!
- (Growling)
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00:23:47,213 --> 00:23:51,221
Get away!
Get away from me, you stupid...
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00:23:57,232 --> 00:23:58,234
(Croaks)
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What on eahh did you do that for?
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You might've scared him out of his wits,
hurling yourself about!
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- Poor old Batholomew!
- l must caution you, Miss Stephanie...
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Oh, it's you, Behie!
Did you see what happened?
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(Yelps)
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l'm just on my way to see Harold,
we're engaged, you know.
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00:25:21,289 --> 00:25:25,296
Don't tell a soul, Uncle Watkyn mustn't
know until he's been well sweetened.
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00:25:34,313 --> 00:25:38,320
He talks a lot about you. Harold Pinker.
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00:25:51,345 --> 00:25:56,354
- Oh, there you are Behie, here's Harold.
- Stinker! Good heavens!
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00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:20,299
Harold... We can't talk here,
come to Harold's room in the rectory.
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00:26:25,308 --> 00:26:27,312
or at least l should be.
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00:26:28,314 --> 00:26:35,327
- Sit down Behie. You tell him, Harold.
- Well, what we thought was,
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00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,342
What's the point of that?
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00:26:50,355 --> 00:26:56,366
Oh, l see! You want me to put on a black
mask, break in through the window,
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Then Harold comes back
into the house, covered in blood...
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(Crashing)
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00:27:33,335 --> 00:27:38,344
- Behie, l think you're a pig!
- Maybe, but a shrewd level-headed pig,
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00:27:50,367 --> 00:27:53,372
Now that her engagement's been broken
you should show a little interest.
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00:28:13,410 --> 00:28:15,413
Why've you gone all quiet?
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00:29:03,403 --> 00:29:04,405
(Sighs)
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00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:16,427
Mrs Travers has arrived, sir.
She has a matter of some impohance
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00:29:26,446 --> 00:29:30,453
Ah! What ho, aunt of my bosom?
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00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,483
You will get that cow-creamer.
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00:30:07,523 --> 00:30:09,526
No, no , no, no...
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00:30:15,538 --> 00:30:17,541
This is getting beyond a joke, Jeeves.
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00:31:22,563 --> 00:31:23,564
The club book?
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00:31:31,579 --> 00:31:35,587
This not only provides entehaining
reading, but also serves as a warning
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00:31:49,513 --> 00:31:51,517
and mistook the lamp for a burglar?
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00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:10,552
Oh.
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00:32:17,565 --> 00:32:19,569
- Right, all set, Jeeves?
- Yes, sir.
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00:32:27,584 --> 00:32:30,590
Hullo Desmond,
here's some nice ant eggs for you.
128
00:32:39,606 --> 00:32:42,612
What a silly daddy! Really!
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00:32:46,619 --> 00:32:47,020
Hm.
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00:33:07,558 --> 00:33:09,562
l'll get Mr Herbeh
to come up and see to it, sir.
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00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:42,624
Of course, one can't get
proper gentlemen, nowadays.
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00:34:02,661 --> 00:34:06,669
Oh, really quite promising. l suspected
l could make something of him
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00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:12,680
But you want to see the book, don't you?
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00:34:19,693 --> 00:34:22,699
The book for Mr Jeeves, if you please.
135
00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:30,613
for wearing a soft hat
before Goodwood?
136
00:34:43,638 --> 00:34:47,645
Why don't you try not answering,
when he calls you by the wrong name?
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00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:00,670
Mm, yes.
138
00:35:04,677 --> 00:35:05,679
Mm, yes.
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00:35:08,684 --> 00:35:10,688
(Bird calls)
140
00:35:49,761 --> 00:35:53,769
- Anything l can do for you?
- Why wasn't Fink-Nottle at dinner?
141
00:36:17,713 --> 00:36:22,723
- Do butterflies do that?
- Are you trying to be funny?
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00:36:32,741 --> 00:36:34,745
(Ghostly voice) Behie!
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00:36:41,758 --> 00:36:47,769
- Show yourself! l am not afraid.
- (Knocking)
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00:37:00,794 --> 00:37:03,799
They ought to put handles
on the inside of those things!
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00:37:07,807 --> 00:37:11,814
Why he didn't look inside l can't imagine.
l thought dictators were thorough.
146
00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:33,755
- You're not afraid of Spode?
- l am!
147
00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:43,774
But Behie, my life is at stake!
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00:37:48,783 --> 00:37:49,184
Ah!
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00:37:59,804 --> 00:38:02,809
Goodbye, Behie.
You have disappointed me.
150
00:38:12,828 --> 00:38:16,835
So, at midnight you're waiting
in the silver room, all right?
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00:38:33,867 --> 00:38:36,873
That should do it, l should think.
152
00:38:38,877 --> 00:38:41,882
- Really?
- We want to see blood, remember?
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00:38:42,784 --> 00:38:44,788
(Gulps)
154
00:38:51,801 --> 00:38:53,804
Who goes there?
155
00:39:07,831 --> 00:39:09,834
(Car approaching)
156
00:39:17,849 --> 00:39:22,859
- What happened? Has Spode a secret?
- lndeed he has, sir.
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00:39:34,881 --> 00:39:38,889
lt's only the details of the matter
l'm precluded from mentioning, sir.
158
00:39:51,913 --> 00:39:54,918
- Eulalie?
- Eulalie, sir.
159
00:39:56,922 --> 00:39:58,926
Sure you can't go any deeper
into the subject?
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00:40:21,869 --> 00:40:23,872
- Oi!
- Aaah!
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00:40:26,878 --> 00:40:28,882
What do you mean,
sneaking up on me like that?
162
00:40:31,887 --> 00:40:34,893
What do you mean by mucking up
my bed linen after l specifically forbad it?
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00:40:55,932 --> 00:40:58,938
l have learned something that
he'd not care to have generally known.
164
00:41:22,983 --> 00:41:24,986
Well, Spode, what is it now?
165
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:31,010
- Ah...
- You know all about what?
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00:42:33,013 --> 00:42:37,021
Ah...Euthymol! Ahh...
167
00:42:40,026 --> 00:42:41,028
Eureka!
168
00:42:45,036 --> 00:42:47,040
You...
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00:42:51,047 --> 00:42:53,051
(Growls)
170
00:43:01,967 --> 00:43:03,971
Eucalyptus!
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00:43:08,981 --> 00:43:10,984
Euripides!
172
00:43:20,001 --> 00:43:22,005
- Eunuch!
- (Spode growling)
173
00:43:23,007 --> 00:43:25,010
Euphonium?
174
00:43:33,025 --> 00:43:35,029
What... Eu...!
175
00:43:40,038 --> 00:43:43,044
- Now, then!
- (Gussie whimpering)
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00:43:45,048 --> 00:43:46,050
Eulalie!
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00:43:48,053 --> 00:43:48,755
What?
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00:44:52,073 --> 00:44:55,078
Ah, yes, well,
always think, Spode, always!
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00:45:14,114 --> 00:45:17,120
(Giggles) Behie!
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00:45:42,066 --> 00:45:43,068
Oi!
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00:46:07,113 --> 00:46:10,118
Oh, my Lord!
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00:46:25,146 --> 00:46:28,152
- Where d'you think you're going?
- lt's gone, sir.
183
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:36,167
And you were just going off
and leaving everything else unguarded?
184
00:46:55,203 --> 00:46:57,206
You did it!
185
00:47:00,212 --> 00:47:04,219
- Help! Thief, help!
- lt's not Behie!
186
00:47:08,127 --> 00:47:11,132
- Help me!
- l can't understand it, Sir Watkyn, sir.
187
00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:20,149
- Harold caught the thief.
- What? Oh, well done, young man.
188
00:47:31,170 --> 00:47:35,177
There was an intruder, Sir Watkyn, sir!
l very nearly apprehended 'em, and...
189
00:47:50,205 --> 00:47:53,211
- Well?
- Nothin', Sir Watkyn, sir.
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00:48:05,233 --> 00:48:08,239
lf you are now quite satisfied,
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00:48:25,271 --> 00:48:28,276
Thank you, Mr Butterfield,
for a most enjoyable stay.
192
00:48:39,197 --> 00:48:42,202
- Bally rum, Jeeves, all that.
- lndeed, sir.
193
00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:49,215
- Everything all right, old kith and kin?
- Wonderful, thank you, dear.
194
00:49:09,253 --> 00:49:11,256
Good Lord!
195
00:49:19,271 --> 00:49:21,275
Good Lord!
196
00:49:22,277 --> 00:49:24,281
Thank you, Jeeves!
197
00:49:33,297 --> 00:49:35,301
Good Lord!
198
00:49:38,307 --> 00:49:43,316
There is just one thing, Jeeves. l do wish
you'd give me the inside dope on Eulalie.
199
00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:58,344
- No, sir, no, l could not betray a trust.
- Jeeves, l stand in awe.
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