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[siren wailing]
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[speaker] What is the craziest thing
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you've ever done for love?
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[laughs]
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What's the craziest thing
I've ever done for love?
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When we first met and started dating,
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I was actually his manager.
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So, I did circus school for love.
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Craziest thing I've ever done for love
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was take the train to the Bronx.
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♪ It's my season ♪
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♪ It's my season ♪
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♪ Tis the season to be me ♪
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- [cars honking]
- [people celebrating]
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{\an8}[driver] You in or you out? Ayo, Ma,
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if you stop a dollar van,
you gotta get in the dollar van.
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{\an8}[Tamika] She is thinking, okay?!
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{\an8}Yes, bitch, you got this!
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{\an8}And if you don't,
I'll break out the good tequila.
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{\an8}I'm in. [laughs]
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{\an8}- [Tamika and Allie cheering]
- Yes, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
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{\an8}- We love you, Mel!
- [Tamika] You got this, mama!
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You go wreck their lives! Get yours!
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[neighbor] Hey, can you shut the fuck up!
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- [Tamika] YOLO, all the things. Stay safe.
- [Allie] We believe in you!
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- [Tim] Hey yo, my dude! How you doing?
- What up, Tim?
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- Good. How about you?
- Good, man!
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{\an8}- You looking crispy, my nigga! [laughs]
- Alright. Thank you.
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{\an8}Hey, ladies! Ladies!
My man's getting married.
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{\an8}- Oh, come on, man.
- See his fresh shape-up?
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{\an8}It's all for his wife, a'ight? [laughs]
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{\an8}Look, he'll never look
that good again though. [laughs]
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{\an8}- You wrong for that. You wrong for that.
- I'm just playin', man.
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{\an8}- I'm single though.
- [speaker] Okay!
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- [car horns honking]
- [♪ funky music playing]
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{\an8}Alex, I know my timing
isn't always perfect,
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{\an8}and I know you always
hated it when I was late,
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{\an8}um... but at least I'm consistent.
[weak laugh]
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{\an8}Alex, I-I wish I had a time machine.
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{\an8}And if I did, I-I would go back,
and I would...
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{\an8}I would change a-a-and undo
the moment I rejected you.
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{\an8}♪
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{\an8}Th-That and slavery. I would... I would...
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{\an8}I would not have rejected you,
and I would end slavery.
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I am the Romeo to your Julie...
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{\an8}Nope, that is not... that's...
You know what?
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{\an8}Let's just not be
heteronormative about it, okay?
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{\an8}Let's not be heteronormative about it.
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{\an8}Alex, I am the Romeo to your Juliet.
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[announcer over PA] We
are pleased to announce that
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we will be boarding shortly.
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Please make your way to gate B37
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and have your boarding pass...
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Okay, Al-Alex. Alex. Alex. Alex. Nope!
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- [tires screech]
- Oh!
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- Sorry. This is me. So sorry.
- [driver] Broadway Junction.
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This is me. This is me. [muttering]
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♪ If you want it
get on this love of mine ♪
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Not today, Timothy!
Okay, the NFL don't want you!
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- Hang it up!
- [beeping]
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[announcer on PA]
This is the final boarding announcement
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for flight 604 to Maui.
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Please report to the gate immediately.
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The doors are about to close.
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{\an8}And I have feelings for you.
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{\an8}I've never stopped having
feelings for you, and...
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{\an8}- Honk, honk! Jesus!
- Hey!
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{\an8}You got a cute butt
and class and a nice house.
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♪ Woo-hoo, ooh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Ah! Why don't you try ♪
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{\an8}- [tires squeal]
- Oh, come on, come on, come on.
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{\an8}♪
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[♪ song ends]
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- [cart clicks]
- [airport chatter]
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{\an8}[♪ light piano music playing]
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[sighs]
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{\an8}[restaurant chatter]
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[Melissa Jackson] Feel free to judge me.
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I mean, I'd judge me. Look at me.
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I'm a mess. [laughs]
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Well, maybe this is happening
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so you have more time to practice.
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Yeah, I think that's
why I missed him tonight,
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so I could just really fine-tune
what it is I wanna say
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and be real ready when
I see him in Hawaii.
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So, you're gonna do it?
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I don't know. [laughs]
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I mean, I honestly don't think
I'll know until I see him.
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Well, at least this way,
you'll be more ready.
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- [Melissa] Mm-hmm.
- Oh, that reminds me.
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I'm giving these out.
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Khom Loy. Thai New Year's Eve tradition.
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What's the tradition?
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Releasing a lantern into the sky
brings a new beginning.
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Why so many?
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Something tells me you're gonna need
a lot of new beginnings.
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[muffled laughter]
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For sure you can drink all that.
Come on now, babe.
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪
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[record scratches]
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- [♪ percussive music playing]
- [quietly] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God...
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[Alex Williams] Alright.
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[Melissa muttering] Go time, go time.
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I've been thinking about this,
and I'd love...
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Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit...
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Achoo!
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[♪ percussive music stops]
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[chatter dies down]
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- Mel?
- Alex?
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- What are you doing here?
- What am I doing here?
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What are you doing here?
Flight 604 departed
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gate A2 on time.
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- Why aren't you on it?
- [sighs] I missed it.
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[laughs]
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I know. I know. I know, it's unbelievable.
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I was one of those gate runners
we always make fun of.
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- Oh, "Stop the plane!"
-"Hold the door!"
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"My life is more important than yours."
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Anyways, I-I left my bag in the office,
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and I booked the first thing out
tomorrow morning.
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- Plus my fridge was empty.
- Mm.
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So I came here.
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Okay, well, um, do you wanna sit down
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a-and eat your food while I eat my food?
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You know, like,
chew in front of each other? [laughs]
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Together, huh?
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Okay, sure.
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- Yeah, why not?
- Cool. [awkward laugh]
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Yeah. Alright. [sighs]
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Ah...
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Oh. I see you are still doing my order.
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- [laughs]
- [Alex] Yeah, no doubt.
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- On down to the Crab Rangoons.
- [Melissa] Mm!
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Yeah. Hey, where are yours?
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- I don't fuck with Crab Rangoon anymore.
- Seriously?
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Wow, that was your death row meal.
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Exactly. My death row meal,
not my executioner.
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If a food item wants to kill me,
it gets one shot.
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Mm. Anything that good
deserves another chance.
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- Mm-mm
- [Alex] Yeah.
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[♪ light piano music playing]
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I don't know. I...
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I'm scared. Like, legit.
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[baby talk] But, Mel, don't you miss me?
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Hmm?
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Yeah...
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Yeah, I do.
I-I really, really do miss you.
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[Alex] Me too, me too, I miss you!
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You know...
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over the last few months, I've been, um...
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thinking a lot about us. [laughs]
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And, um...
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♪
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[normal] Have a bite.
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Come on. Mel, I'm right here.
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I promise I won't let anything
happen to you this time.
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Okay.
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Here I go. [giggles] Uh...
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♪
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[crunches]
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Mm! Mm. [muffled laugh]
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Is it as good as you remember?
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- Better.
- [Alex] Seeing you do that
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was almost worth missing a flight for.
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Mm-hmm.
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[♪ "You Can Have Every Little Bit"
by Skye Emanuel playing]
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♪ I cannot wait until the weekend ♪
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♪ Wanna see you right now ♪
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- ♪ You never answer when I'm calling... ♪
- Freeze.
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Broccoli is just a mattress for shrimp.
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It's canon.
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[♪ song continues on radio]
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Yeah, I don't even know
why I'm trying to front.
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[both laugh]
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Oh, so, uh, Julie says
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that you're seeing somebody at work.
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But I saw that you don't have
a plus one at the wedding.
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- No.
- What's up?
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- I, uh, I was...
- Okay.
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- But, um, yeah. Not anymore.
- No?
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Was it, um... [clicks tongue]
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What's his name?
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T-Terrance.
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[laughs] Terrance? What?
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- Why would you think that?
- [Alex mumbles]
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And you know his name. That's the homie.
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Well, the homie and I
were at your graduation.
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You came.
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Yeah.
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I mean, Irene harassed
all the bosses to come.
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- Ah, there it is. Mm-hmm.
- But I would've been there regardless
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because I am proud of you.
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Do you remember the last time
we were at this booth?
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Yeah, I remember.
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Um, so...
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the last few months, I...
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have been thinking, um...
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about us.
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And I realized...
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I, um... [clears throat]
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I realized...
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that I, um,
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I never apologized.
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For what I said to you that night
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when you told me you loved me.
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You know, that was...
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cruel at best. And I... It was shitty.
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And you don't deserve that.
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You didn't deserve that, you know? So,
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I'm sorry.
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Wow.
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A full-on sorry
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from Melissa Abernathy Jackson.
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- Stop with Abernathy! [laughs]
- What?
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- [laughs]
- [Melissa] I, um...
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I mean it.
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I didn't realize how much
I needed to hear that.
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Thank you.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- [clears throat]
- I'm glad we're doing this, Mel.
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- Right? Me, too. This is...
- This is...
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- Yeah.
- This is good.
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♪
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- Can I tell you something?
- Can you tell me something?
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I always wanna know everything. Yes.
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I missed my flight on purpose.
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[Alex sighs]
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- Alex.
- Yeah, I know.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God. That is, um...
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Yeah, I-I mean, look-look,
I-I'm still going,
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but, you know, just 12 hours later
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and $300 poorer.
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Why?
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Planning a wedding is a lot,
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and it has been... a lot.
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Por ejemplo?
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- Okay, Duolingo. Alright?
- Okay? [laughs]
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- Gimme an example.
- Uh, okay. H-Here's a small one,
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and I know it's small. Um...
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Julie wants me to wear this...
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- atrocious seafoam tie.
- Mm-hmm.
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Seafoam? Did you call the ACLU?
245
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- Uh... [laughs]
- [laughs]
246
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:55,363
- I should 'cause it's light green. And...
- Yeah. Wow.
247
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:59,450
...she don't even like it,
but her mom does.
248
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,285
And we somehow find ourselves fighting
249
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:04,038
about something that
neither one of us want.
250
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,581
Not to mention,
251
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:09,377
her cousins insist
that she flies out early
252
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:13,005
because they feel it's tradition
for them to have a girl's trip.
253
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,966
Didn't she just have a bachelorette?
254
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,471
- These are the questions.
- [laughs] Th-These are the questions.
255
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,889
These are the questions, Mel.
256
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,185
You know what?
257
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,646
Low key?
258
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,732
I'm happy you missed that flight.
259
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,693
I get it.
260
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,780
Sometimes, you just need...
261
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,575
a pause.
262
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:43,452
Yeah.
263
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,248
- So...
- So...
264
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,417
[♪ R&B music playing]
265
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Let's have a night.
266
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,588
- Let's have a night. [soft laugh]
- [glasses clink]
267
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:59,135
- [♪ jazzy music playing]
- [street noise]
268
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,387
- [Melissa] That is not helpful.
- [Alex] I'm sorry, it-it's true.
269
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,348
I don't. I just never
imagined my wedding tie.
270
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:08,102
Is that because you never
imagined your wedding?
271
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,396
No, I-I've imagined it,
272
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:13,441
like I've imagined hitting
a fadeaway jumper on LeBron. But...
273
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,277
I just picture myself more of a...
274
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,112
wedding turtleneck guy.
275
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,740
- Alex Abernathy Williams!
- What?
276
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,908
- Please, get the hell outta here!
- What? No, no, no.
277
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,827
- No, leave me! Alert, alert!
- Hear me out. Hear me out.
278
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,370
- No, listen.
- There's a fashion emergency.
279
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,664
Hear me out. It's still...
It's a suit jacket...
280
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,499
- Mm-hmm. Right.
- ...but underneath,
281
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,793
it's-it's wedding turtleneck.
282
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:36,005
Like The Rock? No, I can't.
I will not entertain this.
283
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,466
- Elegance. Elevated.
- Nope. Nope. Nope!
284
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,550
Unexpected.
285
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,552
Oh, you want unexpected?
286
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,642
- [doorbell rings]
- Hi.
287
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,604
- [shop owner] We're closed.
- Oh. I totally understand.
288
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,857
Um, but we were hoping that,
in the spirit of New Year's,
289
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,943
- that you could help us out.
- No, I cannot.
290
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,279
Okay, sir, uh, th-the wedding is tomorrow.
291
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,282
The airline lost his luggage,
and he needs a tie.
292
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,159
But not just any tie. A very special tie.
293
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,369
And what better eclectic men's warehouse
294
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,371
is there in Brooklyn?
295
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:10,831
Eh?
296
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,212
Fine. Ten more minutes.
297
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,714
Minimum $50 spend. Cash only.
298
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:20,800
[softly] Do you have cash?
299
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,802
- Yeah, I got it.
- Yes. Yes, thank you so much.
300
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,679
- Okay, come on in.
- [giggles]
301
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,681
You did that. That was great.
302
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:31,477
- Do they even have ties? Ah.
- Ah... bingo.
303
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,315
Here it is, right here. Check this out.
304
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,858
Look, there is no man
305
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:40,110
that could pull off
this print in this store.
306
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,570
Actually, I have a pair of drawers
307
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,988
and socks that match this, so...
308
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,615
Ew. [laughs]
309
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,575
- Problem is it's not a clip-on.
- Clip-on?
310
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:49,912
Um, I'm sorry.
You don't know how to tie a tie?
311
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,957
Psh! What kind of
grown-ass man can't tie a...
312
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,124
a tie?
313
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,418
I can't. But, my defense is,
314
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,587
I've been wearing
work polos my whole life.
315
00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,880
And you know what?
316
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,715
Clip-ons have come a long way, baby.
317
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,926
Oh, okay. So, the tie you wore
at your grandmother's funeral
318
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,344
- was a clip-on?
- Exactly.
319
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,054
- No shit? Okay. They come a long way.
- Mm-hmm.
320
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,430
- You ain't even know. You ain't even know.
- I ain't even know.
321
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,599
Look at this. This is
the color right here.
322
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,810
- Plum. Bam!
- Mm!
323
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,144
That is a nice color though.
324
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,813
Do you have this in clip-on, sir?
325
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,481
- [shop owner scoffs]
- Uh-uh. Gimme.
326
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,068
Come on. The lesson starts today.
327
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,655
It's been a while since I've done this,
so don't judge.
328
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,990
Alright.
329
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:29,076
[♪ "Piece By Piece" by Karamell playing]
330
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,205
[Melissa] Around, like this.
331
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,876
Down and dirty. There we go.
332
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,462
♪
333
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,048
♪ Focus, I'm trying to reach you ♪
334
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,134
Well, take a look. [giggles]
335
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,177
♪ Why can't I see through ♪
336
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,179
♪ While you pick my apart piece by... ♪
337
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,765
Looks better than
the last time I tried it, that's for sure.
338
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,643
But I get the idea. It's a nice color.
339
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,104
♪ Can't hide from you ♪
340
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,148
Alex, um,
341
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,650
there's something I need to tell you.
342
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,485
I, um...
343
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,863
- Uh-uh! Kiss on your wedding day.
- [laughs]
344
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,866
- Time to go.
- Alright. My bad, boss.
345
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:12,786
- What's this gonna run me?
- Looks like we are $50 even.
346
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,122
[Alex] Oh, so we're sticking to that, huh?
347
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,665
Well, Happy New Year.
348
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,251
- [party horns blaring]
- [Alex] How the hell did you learn
349
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,712
- how to tie like that, anyway?
- Are you gonna make fun of me?
350
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,172
Probably. [snickers]
351
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,591
I was Constable Locke in high school.
352
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,760
- You were Constable Locke?!
- What, you know Music Man?
353
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,678
I'm fucking with you. I don't know what
that is. [laughs]
354
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,556
Wow! A lot of the parents said
I blew the roof off the joint.
355
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,058
- Their words, not mine.
- Okay.
356
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,976
- I know I got pipes.
- Yeah, I know that.
357
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,729
When you thought I was
still asleep in the morning,
358
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,981
sometimes, I'd hear you
singing in the shower.
359
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,025
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, but I don't know.
360
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,527
I just can't imagine you
singing in front of people.
361
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,154
Like, you never sang in front of me.
362
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,449
Well, I've changed.
363
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,285
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
364
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,956
Prove it.
365
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,381
- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [♪ indistinct karaoke singing]
366
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,801
- [crowd cheering]
- [Alex] We'd like to sing karaoke!
367
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,428
- Great! Twenty-seven.
- Twenty-seven, meaning...?
368
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,515
Meaning there's 26 performers
ahead of y'all tonight. Welcome.
369
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,433
- [applause]
- [singer] Thank you!
370
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,019
Next up, we've got Armand and Jenny!
371
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,396
[Alex] Alright, how long is that wait?
372
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,356
- [crowd cheering]
- Probably early next year.
373
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,650
But you're welcome to scan this QR code
and place your orders.
374
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,735
Oh, no, that's okay. Thank you.
375
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,071
Looks like you got lucky tonight, Mel.
376
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,406
It wasn't meant to be.
377
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,201
Last call, Armand and Jenny!
378
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,831
I'm Arm... I'm Jenny!
379
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,333
- [crowd chattering]
- Mel, what are you... Mel!
380
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:45,254
Armand, do not embarrass me
in front of our new friends!
381
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,759
- [speaker] Tequila shot!
- Oh, hell yeah. [laughs]
382
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,428
[host on mic] Welcome to the stage,
383
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,221
Armand and Jenny.
384
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,557
- [glasses clink]
- [crowd cheering]
385
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,810
[♪ "Leave The Door Open" karaoke by Silk
Sonic, Bruno Mars & Anderson Paak playing]
386
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,313
[Melissa] Woo!
387
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,898
[cheering fades]
388
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:08,193
If you forget the words,
they're right there. I'll start.
389
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,154
- [sings] ♪ What you doin'? ♪
- [sings] ♪ What you doin'? ♪
390
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,780
- ♪ Where you at? ♪
- ♪ Where you at? ♪
391
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,449
- ♪ Oh, you got plans? ♪
- ♪ You got plans? ♪
392
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,992
- ♪ Don't say that ♪
- ♪ Shut yo' trap ♪
393
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,618
- ♪ I'm sippin' wine ♪
- ♪ Sip, sip ♪
394
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,162
- ♪ In a robe ♪
- ♪ Drip, drip ♪
395
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,788
- ♪ I look too good ♪
- ♪ Look too good ♪
396
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,123
- ♪ To be alone ♪
- ♪ Woo-ooh ♪
397
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,916
- ♪ My house clean ♪
- ♪ House clean ♪
398
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,752
- ♪ My pool warm ♪
- ♪ Pool warm ♪
399
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,836
♪ Just shaved ♪
400
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,588
- ♪ Smooth like a newborn ♪
- Okay!
401
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,424
[singing together] ♪ We should be dancin',
romancin' ♪
402
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,802
♪ In the East Wing and the West Wing
of this mansion ♪
403
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,262
♪ What's happenin'? ♪
404
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,889
♪ I ain't playin' no games ♪
405
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,517
♪ Every word that I say is coming straight
from the heart ♪
406
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:45,189
♪ So if you tryna to lay in these arms ♪
407
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:49,109
- [♪ music fades]
- [echoes] ♪ I'ma leave the door open ♪
408
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,778
[♪ sound fades out]
409
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,197
- [♪ song fades in]
- ♪ I'ma leave the door open ♪
410
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:56,909
♪ I'ma leave the door open, girl ♪
411
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,620
♪ I'ma leave the door open ♪
412
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,121
♪ Hopin' ♪
413
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,998
♪ That you feel the way I feel ♪
414
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:06,043
♪ And you want me like
I want you tonight, baby ♪
415
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:10,631
♪ Tell me that you're comin' through ♪
416
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,803
- ♪ Ooh, you're so sweet ♪
- ♪ So sweet ♪
417
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,429
- ♪ So tight ♪
- ♪ So tight ♪
418
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,014
- ♪ I won't bite ♪
- ♪ Uh-uh ♪
419
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,849
- ♪ Unless you like ♪
- ♪ Unless you like ♪
420
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,518
- ♪ If you smoke ♪
- ♪ What you smoke? ♪
421
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,103
- ♪ I got the haze ♪
- ♪ Purple haze ♪
422
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,230
♪ And if you're hungry,
girl, I got filets ♪
423
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,773
♪ Woo, ooh ♪
424
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,651
- ♪ Ooh, baby, don't keep me ♪
- ♪ Waitin' ♪
425
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,028
♪ There's so much love
we could be makin' ♪
426
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,155
- What?
- Come here.
427
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,282
- No, no.
- Oh, I forgot you're ticklish.
428
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,828
♪ Rose petals in the bathtub,
girl, let's jump in, it's bubblin' ♪
429
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,913
♪ I ain't playin' no games ♪
430
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:46,667
♪ Every word that I say is
coming straight from the heart ♪
431
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,712
♪ So, if you tryna lay in these arms ♪
432
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:58,095
♪ I'ma leave the door open ♪
433
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:02,057
♪ I'ma leave the door open, girl ♪
434
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,268
- Beer acquired.
- That's what I'm talking about.
435
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,103
[gasps] Look what they have!
436
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,397
Black-eyed peas!
We can honor our ancestors!
437
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,858
- Honor our ancestors? What are you...
- Yeah!
438
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,568
We have to honor them! It's New Year's.
439
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,403
[Alex] Oh yeah, I think I heard of that.
440
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,029
- [Melissa] You heard of that?
- [Alex] Yeah.
441
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:19,366
Okay, please give me
your Black card right now.
442
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,869
- I'm confiscating it.
- [Alex] Girl, I think I gave it to you
443
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,412
- a long time ago.
- [Melissa] What?!
444
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,707
♪ I need you, baby ♪
445
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,294
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
446
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,671
♪ I got to see you, baby ♪
447
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:36,550
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
448
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,676
[♪ song fades out]
449
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,095
- To tradition.
- To the end of an era.
450
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,432
- To new beginnings.
- Mm-hmm.
451
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,436
Mm-mm. Nope. [spits]
452
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,813
- Ew!
- What the hell?
453
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,441
- That does not taste like prosperity.
- Oh! No!
454
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,734
At least the ancestors know we tried.
455
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,736
- Oh, God. Here. You need the 40.
- Oh, come on. Help this out.
456
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,112
- There you go.
- Mm.
457
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,865
Come on, come on,
save some of that for me.
458
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,491
[Melissa] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. [gargles]
459
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,546
[Melissa] Aren't the fireworks
supposed to be started already?
460
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,924
I mean, th-the hood warmup
should be popping off soon.
461
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,675
- [giggles]
- Matter of fact...
462
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,471
[Melissa] Alex, what are you doing?
463
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,807
[Alex] I am... trying to get...
464
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,186
a better view...
465
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,647
- of the real show!
- Nigga, you done lost your mind.
466
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,649
Not even the ducks are in
the pond this time of year.
467
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,400
[ice creaking]
468
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,777
- [gasps]
- [Alex] Come on. [laughs]
469
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,862
Mel, it's hard. It's science.
470
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,364
[Melissa gasps]
471
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,157
- Alex.
- Okay, come on.
472
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,533
You not really gonna make me
473
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,118
watch the fireworks alone, are you?
474
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,246
Yeah.
475
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,623
The Mel I saw get on that stage
tonight would do it.
476
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:53,210
- That Mel was high on tequila. [laughs]
- Mel.
477
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:57,256
This is for you to take back
what that Crab Rangoon stole.
478
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,425
Come on, how do you wanna
kick off the New Year? Huh?
479
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,885
Ay-yi-yi.
480
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,428
[sighs]
481
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,472
Immediately regretting this.
482
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,349
Okay, well then, just focus on me.
483
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,185
I don't wanna focus on you!
I'm mad at you for making me do this!
484
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:12,729
[Alex laughs] Okay, well, uh,
lemme tell you a story.
485
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,273
Do you remember that... remember that time
486
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,691
I spent the weekend at your place
487
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,984
when my place was being fumigated?
488
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,945
Of course I remember.
You tried to make crème brûlée
489
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,322
and almost burned the building down!
490
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,324
Yeah, well, I didn't know that you keep
491
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,410
sweatshirts in the oven, alright?
492
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,495
We live in New York.
Real estate comes at a premium.
493
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,957
Okay, that's not all
I did that weekend, right?
494
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,296
- No, you did other things, too.
- Yeah.
495
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,672
Like break my bed.
496
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,799
Okay, first of all, we broke your bed.
497
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,592
Okay, we broke my bed. [giggles]
498
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,137
And I-I took down your braids
while we watched House Hunters.
499
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:49,016
Never felt anyone use
a rat tail comb so gently.
500
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,100
[both laugh]
501
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,185
- Guess what?
- What?
502
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:53,520
Look up.
503
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,605
[♪ "Gravity" by Sara Bareilles playing]
504
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,607
- [Melissa] Ha! I did it!
- [Alex] Yeah! Yeah!
505
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,985
- I did it!
- [both laugh]
506
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,612
I got you. I got you. Alright.
507
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:03,697
[weak laugh]
508
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,659
[heavy breathing]
509
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,745
- I lied to you.
- About the ice?
510
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,581
- Yeah, about the ice. [laughs]
- Stop!
511
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,791
No, not about the ice. About that weekend.
512
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,712
Come on. My place wasn't being fumigated.
513
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,382
Why would you lie about that?
514
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,843
I guess it was easier
than admitting that...
515
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,638
I wanted to spend more time with you.
516
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,476
Wait, what time is it? [gasps]
517
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,811
Oh! Yo! This is it, I think.
518
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:37,064
I think th-they're gonna
come over those trees right there.
519
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,815
- Alex...
- Alright. [gasps]
520
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,484
Four... three...
521
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:43,904
- two... one...
- Alex.
522
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,864
Happy New Year!
523
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,700
♪ Not feel your reign ♪
524
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,243
[sparkling]
525
00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:53,330
♪ Set me free ♪
526
00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:55,665
♪ Leave me be ♪
527
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:59,044
♪ I don't wanna fall another moment ♪
528
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:02,422
♪ Into your gravity ♪
529
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:06,468
♪ Here I am, and I stand ♪
530
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,552
♪ So... ♪
531
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,179
- [fireworks pop]
- [♪ song stops]
532
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,264
- What the fuck, Mel?
- [fireworks popping]
533
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:13,767
It's a new year. N-New beginnings. I-I...
534
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,103
Yo! What the hell y'all doing?
535
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,854
Get your asses off the pond.
536
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,690
You fall in there, won't find
your dumb asses till March!
537
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,651
Alex, please wait.
538
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,445
- No, please listen!
- Wh-Why would you do that?
539
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,197
Okay, for the past few months,
540
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,907
I've been thinking a lot about us,
541
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,534
and the thing is, is I...
542
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,744
I still have feelings for you.
543
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:35,372
I always did! And I never stopped.
544
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:38,500
[fireworks continue]
545
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,584
Alex.
546
00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:42,254
Alex!
547
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,506
Oh, fuck!
548
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,258
Shit...
549
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:52,639
- [fireworks popping]
- [crowd cheering]
550
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:55,058
[party horn blaring]
551
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,102
Please, just say something!
552
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,020
I honestly don't know what
to say to you right now, Mel.
553
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,022
Well, I could say something,
but I think I've said enough.
554
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,566
I think so. Taxi!
555
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:05,652
- Wait. Wait, Alex, please don't go.
- Why not?
556
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:07,404
Because I-I... it's been really hard for me
557
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,072
to say this, and I want you to...
558
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:11,491
You... Honestly, where was this Mel
two years ago?
559
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:14,828
I mean, she didn't exist two years ago!
560
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,538
I'm just becoming her now,
561
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,999
a-and people change!
562
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,959
- Don't you wanna get to know her?
- You haven't changed.
563
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,419
- Yes, I have.
- You haven't changed.
564
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,879
You still don't think through shit.
565
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,339
All I do is think about shit, Alex!
566
00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:27,507
- Really?!
- Yes.
567
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,592
Then, what do you want me to do, exactly?
568
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:29,718
Just don't, don't...
569
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,179
- Don't what?
- Don't get married.
570
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,432
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
571
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,436
Run me through that real quick, Mel.
572
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:40,854
Because you're really asking me
573
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:42,481
to destroy my future.
574
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,149
You really want me to pick up the phone
575
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,443
and destroy Julie and embarrass my family?
576
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,403
Do you think that she deserves that?
577
00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:50,697
- Do I?!
- No, it's...
578
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,115
[heavy breathing]
579
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,743
- It's just...
- Taxi!
580
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,454
Alex, it-it's New Year's!
It's so hard for them to stop.
581
00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:00,540
Look, I don't wanna hurt anybody!
582
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,835
I just know I wanna be with you.
583
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,088
And...
584
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:08,632
I know, I know.
585
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,467
I should've said it a long time ago.
586
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,844
- Yeah, a long-ass time ago.
- I know!
587
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,137
But I'm just now realizing
588
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:16,431
that I'm worth putting myself first.
589
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:20,393
And it-it's not all on me.
590
00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:21,686
We wouldn't have had tonight
591
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,980
i-if you didn't feel something, too!
592
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:26,525
[fireworks continue]
593
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,610
Just tell me you don't love me.
594
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,489
[♪ gentle music playing]
595
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,574
Tell me you love me.
596
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:37,619
What?
597
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,205
Say it. Just say the words.
598
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:46,503
♪
599
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:49,506
I want... [gasps]
I want to, but I'm scared.
600
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:54,344
I really want to, but I'm so scared.
601
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:01,393
- I wish you could let yourself be loved.
- Alex...
602
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,354
Alex!
603
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,314
Please! Where are you going?
604
00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:09,776
[fireworks popping]
605
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,362
Alex!
606
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,825
Where are you going?
607
00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:22,080
I'm gonna marry someone
who will let me love them.
608
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:34,342
♪
609
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,141
♪
610
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:06,458
♪
611
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,983
[♪ music fades out]
612
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:44,245
[♪ fanfare playing]
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