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I hate all these parties.
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>> Come on, it's fun.
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Making small talk with your
coworkers, sucking up the givvy.
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Seeing all your favorite writers,
where else could you do that?
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>> Tomorrow would work.
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>> You know, you're right.
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We're putting in for all the time.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Mm, not bad.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Marty, Booby, you got two minutes.
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>> I got a new Lillian book for you.
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>> That would be, this
really isn't a good time.
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>> It's called Lillian Has
Sex For The Very First Time.
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It's about this young girl, Lillian.
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>> Who has sex for the first time?
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>> Bingo.
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>> Listen, why don't I think
about it and I'll get back to it.
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>> Sometimes.
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>> Excuse me.
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[MUSIC]
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>> [LAUGH] Marty, you can't
bugger me till you put me a drink.
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[LAUGH]
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>> What's funny about
that, will you tell me?
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>> I'll try to keep that in mind.
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Why don't you join us?
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We're swapping bedwetting stories.
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>> You're not saying?
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>> Yeah.
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>> My folks sent me to England again.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Hi.
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I've been wanting to talk to you all night.
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>> You have?
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[MUSIC]
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>> You have a blue sock
stuck to the back of your jacket.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Thanks.
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I guess a party like this really
shows you who your friends are.
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>> I'm Alana.
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>> Hi.
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I'm Martin.
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>> When did you find it?
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>> About two minutes ago.
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>> Damn.
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>> Cedar won the pool.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Would you like to?
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>> Get some.
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>> Go for a walk?
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>> Sure.
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>> Mm-hmm.
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>> Marty, there you are.
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>> Here we go again.
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>> Excuse us, Cookie.
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Come on, Marty, buy the book.
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I got a goddamn wedding to pay for.
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My son, Josh, knocked up the
waitress from the Waffle Village.
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>> I'm sorry about
that, you know, but I
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-- >> Please, Marty,
don't make me beg.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Ha!
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Fabulous!
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Marty!
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[MUSIC]
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>> I've been kissed by a tunnel.
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>> Bless you!
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Oh, babe.
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Oh, I owe you, baby.
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>> Let me -- let me know.
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I didn't mean to -- >>
What are you waiting for?
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>> Over here, we have an office.
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And over here, we have another office.
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Any questions so far?
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>> No.
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No, I'm with you.
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>> And, well, over here
-- >> I'm guessing office.
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>> Hey, who's the tour guide around here?
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[LAUGHTER]
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So that's where all my brooms went.
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>> Next to the parent jungle, this
is the best tour I've ever been on.
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>> Too bad you never kissed her.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Would you rather go to mine, please?
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Or not.
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>> It's coming up!
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[MUSIC]
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>> I fill up the porcelain pits
and give ladies terrible fits.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Yes, Babble's power-back sons
work down into those porcelain pits.
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[MUSIC]
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>> At home, we use it all the time.
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>> Babble.
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>> Damn.
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My skirt's on backwards.
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>> Ever me?
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>> Okay.
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I think I have Ajax in my shoe.
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>> Alana, darling, there you are.
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Time to go home and
play "Barry the Bishop."
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>> [LAUGHTER]
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>> Hello, Marty.
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Look what I've got.
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Meet Alana.
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Easy on the eyeballs, eh?
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She danced in that
musical with the roller skates.
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>> Hi.
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Hiya.
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Martin Topper.
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>> We met earlier.
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>> Right.
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>> Well, time's up.
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No, didn't you?
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>> What are our open development issues?
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[MUSIC]
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>> Good morning.
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>> Shh.
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Shh.
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Please.
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>> What happened to you?
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>> I had kind of a rough night last night.
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>> Tell me about it.
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>> Now, listen.
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I'm in my office.
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If Gibby calls or comes
by, tell him I'm not here.
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Tell him I'm out for the day.
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You don't know where I am and
you don't know when I'll get back.
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You got it?
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>> No problem.
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>> Good morning, Marty.
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>> If there's one thing in this world
I hate, it's a double-crossing dame.
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>> Well, well, well.
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Apparently, you had a
busy evening last night.
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>> What do you mean?
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>> I think you know what I mean.
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>> I think you know exactly what I mean.
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Who the fuck do you think you
are going behind my back like that?
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>> Don't kill me.
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Let me live, please.
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Punish me, talk to me, but let me live.
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>> I'm sorry.
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Gibby, I'm sorry.
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You know, we had a few drinks
and one thing led to another.
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>> I don't give a glass of shit.
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You don't pull a stunt like
that without asking me first.
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>> Asking you?
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>> Yes.
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I'm the one who buys the bloody
books around here, not you.
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>> What?
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>> The Libby Friedman job.
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The book you
bought last night, our
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agent's been pulling
my ferret all morning.
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>> Right.
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Right, right, right, right, right,
right, right, right, right, right.
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Right.
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Big mistake.
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>> No, I should have asked you.
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>> Damn right.
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>> That was a close call, my friend.
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>> So, what did you think of Alanna, huh?
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>> I knew things were going too smooth.
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>> Don't be thick, Marty.
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My lady friend.
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Bet you'd like to push that
one across the floor a bit, huh?
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>> No.
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No.
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She's not really my type.
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I guess you guys are
pretty serious, though, huh?
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>> No, not really.
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But you can't poke the pillow every night.
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Now, can you?
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Am I right?
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Bye, Marty.
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>> Chivalry is not only
dead, it's decomposed.
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>> Wait.
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You slept with Gibby's girlfriend?
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Are you out of your mind?
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>> Come on.
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It's not like I slept with Gibby.
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>> What?
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Were those the two choices?
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>> Fuck, I-- >> I know it's fucked,
you know, but I really like her.
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And nothing, man.
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Forget about her and don't see her again.
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>> I'm a little late for that now.
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>> Aw, shit.
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>> She showed up at my door last night.
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Does Gibby know you're here?
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>> No.
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>> I'm not.
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>> I'm not.
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>> I'm not.
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>> You know you're here?
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>> No.
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>> You set her away.
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Tell me you set her away.
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>> I did.
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>> Do you really have to go?
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>> Oh, yeah.
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I'm late for rehearsal.
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>> Oh, yeah?
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>> I am.
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>> Oh, man, you are hopeless.
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Have you ever heard the
expression, "Don't shit what you eat"?
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Come on, you slept with
people you work with?
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>> No, no.
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I slept with people who work for me.
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>> That's harassment.
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What about your producer?
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>> Also different.
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I was using her.
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>> What about that network
executive's daughter?
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What about her?
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>> Okay, so I'm not a good example.
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Look, the thing about these
situations is they always find out,
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and it always ends bad.
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>> I'm not going to leave alone.
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I won't.
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I won't.
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>> Hello?
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>> Alana, hi.
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Look, we need to talk.
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>> God, your voice is so sexy.
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>> I think you turned
on just listening to you.
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>> Well, don't.
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Don't.
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>> Well, if you keep talking,
I'm going to have to touch myself.
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>> Is it supposed to do that?
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>> I don't know, but it's doing it.
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>> I just don't think
this is going to work.
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>> Keep talking.
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Reaching under my dress.
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>> You want to?
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>> Mm.
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I'm slipping off my panties.
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>> Well, what do we do?
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>> Oh.
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>> Oh.
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>> Martin.
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>> Oh, Martin.
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>> Alana, we going to dinner, or aren't we?
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>> He's there.
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>> Hold on.
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I'm coming.
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>> Your hand is still wet, Alana.
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>> Alana, I can't keep doing this, okay?
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I mean, as long as you're
still seeing Gibby, I can't.
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We can't.
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I'm sorry.
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>> I understand.
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I better go.
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>> What are you doing?
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Put your panties on.
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We're late.
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>> You can let go now, Abigail.
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[music]
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>> And as young Lillian sat
atop the washing machine,
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waiting for her band uniform to
finish, the Maytag began to vibrate,
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a strange sensation stirred in her loins.
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[sniffing]
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>> Um, go on, Marty.
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>> Wow, she thought.
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I feel tingly.
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>> Just then.
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Is everything all right?
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>> She left me, Marty.
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Alana left me.
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>> Hit me.
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I think I'm dreaming.
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>> I'm sorry to hear that.
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Well, you probably want to be alone.
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>> Will you drink with me, Marty?
275
00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:45,000
Drink with me.
276
00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:48,000
>> Uh, since I'd love to, you know,
277
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,000
but I think we're having
some birthday cake for Zita.
278
00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:54,000
[sniffing]
279
00:12:54,001 --> 00:12:58,000
>> Don't you forget that
he's also a human being.
280
00:12:58,001 --> 00:13:01,000
>> Do you have any sour mix?
281
00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:18,000
[music]
282
00:13:18,001 --> 00:13:20,000
>> I know why she left me, Marty.
283
00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:22,000
I know the real reason.
284
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,000
>> You do?
285
00:13:24,001 --> 00:13:25,000
>> I confess my sin.
286
00:13:25,001 --> 00:13:26,000
I ask your forgiveness.
287
00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:28,000
I'm in the dust at your feet.
288
00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:31,000
>> It's...the testicle.
289
00:13:31,001 --> 00:13:34,000
[sniffing]
290
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:36,000
Excuse me?
291
00:13:36,001 --> 00:13:39,000
I've only got one.
292
00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:41,000
>> Really?
293
00:13:41,001 --> 00:13:44,000
[screaming]
294
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:45,000
>> And that's why she left you?
295
00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:47,000
I mean, she told you that?
296
00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:49,000
>> Oh, no, she didn't say it.
297
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:50,807
No, she told me
some crap about how
298
00:13:50,819 --> 00:13:53,000
she didn't love me,
and they all say that.
299
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:55,000
But I know.
300
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,000
I know.
301
00:13:57,001 --> 00:13:59,000
It makes the meal, you see.
302
00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:02,000
The thought of a man with only
one plum in his lunch is heck.
303
00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:03,000
>> Come on, Gibby.
304
00:14:03,001 --> 00:14:06,000
It just doesn't seem like it would
be, you know, that big a deal.
305
00:14:06,001 --> 00:14:09,000
>> Well, of course it doesn't to you.
306
00:14:09,001 --> 00:14:10,000
You've got a full set.
307
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:14,000
You've never had to endure the
schoolboy taunts, the locker room jeers.
308
00:14:14,001 --> 00:14:17,000
Oh, look, here comes Johnny One-Nut.
309
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:18,000
>> Kids can be cruel.
310
00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:22,000
>> You know, it'd be one thing if
I'd lost it to a shark or something.
311
00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:24,000
Then I'd have a story.
312
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,000
But no.
313
00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:30,000
My little fella just never
dropped in to say hello.
314
00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:37,000
I'm sorry.
315
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:41,000
Look, Marty, I want you to
see the root of all my suffering.
316
00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:42,000
>> No, no.
317
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:43,000
Thank you.
318
00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:44,000
>> Why?
319
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:48,000
Is my deformity too ghastly
for you to contemplate?
320
00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:51,000
>> No, no, no.
321
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:54,000
I just don't think I really need to see it.
322
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:56,000
>> Yes, turn away.
323
00:14:56,001 --> 00:15:00,000
Avert your eyes from the
abomination between my legs.
324
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:02,000
>> Okay, fine, fine.
325
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:06,000
If it means that much
to you, then I'll look at it.
326
00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:09,000
>> So you can gawk like I'm
some sort of sideshow freak.
327
00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:10,000
>> Sure.
328
00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:15,000
Put me up there between the bearded
lady and the man with the kangaroo head.
329
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,000
>> Oh, is that so?
330
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:19,000
>> I don't know what I was thinking.
331
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,000
>> You've got to help me, Marty.
332
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:23,000
>> Maybe a doctor would be a better person.
333
00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:24,000
>> No, no, no.
334
00:15:24,001 --> 00:15:25,000
I mean with Elana.
335
00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:27,000
Now, she won't listen to me,
but maybe she'll listen to you.
336
00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:30,000
She took a shine to you
at the party the other night.
337
00:15:30,001 --> 00:15:32,000
Please, Marty, tell her to come back.
338
00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:36,000
>> I really, really don't think
I'm the right-- >> Please, Marty.
339
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:39,000
Please, help me.
340
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:41,000
I'm a man with one bowl.
341
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000
[screaming]
342
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:47,000
I'll see what I can do.
343
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:48,000
>> Bless you.
344
00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:51,000
[music]
345
00:15:51,001 --> 00:16:02,000
>> I didn't sleep all night.
346
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:06,000
I was haunted, not by
ghosts, but by a horrible guilt
347
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:10,000
that somehow all that's
happened is my fault.
348
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,000
I'm going to go Xerox Libby's contracts.
349
00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:17,000
Try not to steal anything
from my desk while I'm gone.
350
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:20,000
>> I'll see if I can restrain myself.
351
00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:26,000
Nick?
352
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:27,000
>> Hi.
353
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:29,000
>> Elana, Elana, what are you doing here?
354
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:30,000
>> I broke up with Gibby.
355
00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:32,000
>> I know, I know.
356
00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:35,000
>> So, how do you want to celebrate?
357
00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:38,000
>> Elana, look, I
really think-- >> Nadia.
358
00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:40,000
>> Elana.
359
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:41,000
>> Oh.
360
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,000
>> There, there.
361
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,000
Everything's going to be all right.
362
00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:47,000
>> Marty, may I speak to you for a moment?
363
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:50,000
>> Martin, do you have a tissue?
364
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:52,000
>> In my office.
365
00:16:52,001 --> 00:17:01,000
>> Well, how's it going?
366
00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:03,000
Is she going to take me back, do you think?
367
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:04,000
>> I don't know, Gibby.
368
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:09,000
She seems a little--
emotional right now.
369
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:12,000
>> Did she mention the nut?
370
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:15,000
>> No, no, that hasn't come up yet.
371
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,000
>> You keep at it, Marty.
372
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,000
I'm counting on you.
373
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:30,000
>> What happened?
374
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:33,000
>> Well, he kind of hugged me.
375
00:17:33,001 --> 00:17:34,000
>> So he doesn't know?
376
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:36,000
>> Oh, no, thank God.
377
00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:38,000
Elana, he's not taking
this break up too well.
378
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,000
>> I know.
379
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:41,000
We were up all last night.
380
00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:43,000
I feel so bad for him.
381
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:45,000
I do.
382
00:17:45,001 --> 00:17:51,000
But when you think about it,
don't you think he's sort of a pig?
383
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:53,000
>> Baby, that's the
understatement of the year.
384
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:55,000
>> I wouldn't say that.
385
00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:57,000
>> I mean, he wasn't always like that.
386
00:17:57,001 --> 00:18:01,000
I mean, when we first met, he
was this charming Australian guy
387
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:05,000
with terrific suits and funny little songs.
388
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,000
>> You sang your songs?
389
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:08,000
>> Yeah.
390
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:11,239
But then after a
while, I found out how
391
00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:15,000
insensitive and obnoxious
he could be, and...
392
00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:18,000
Can we not talk about this now?
393
00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:24,000
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait.
394
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:28,000
Elana, maybe we should
hold off until Gibby-- >> Guys!
395
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:30,000
>> --cools down a little.
396
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:32,000
>> You're right.
397
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,000
You're right.
398
00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:36,000
How long do you think?
399
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:37,000
>> I don't know.
400
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:39,000
Like, two weeks?
401
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:41,000
>> Mm.
402
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:49,000
Mwah!
403
00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:52,000
>> Two weeks starting tomorrow.
404
00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:53,000
>> Yeah.
405
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,000
>> Marty!
406
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,000
>> Yes?
407
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:58,000
>> It's Gibby.
408
00:18:58,001 --> 00:19:00,000
>> Why did you answer him?
409
00:19:00,001 --> 00:19:01,000
>> I mean, too.
410
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:02,000
There's a reflex.
411
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:04,000
Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
412
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:06,000
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
413
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:08,000
>> Oh!
414
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:10,000
>> Ow!
415
00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:12,000
>> Sorry.
416
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:13,000
Hold on.
417
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:15,000
I just have to rinse the spaghetti.
418
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,000
>> Come on, Marty.
419
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:18,000
I haven't gone all night.
420
00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:23,000
>> Now.
421
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:24,000
>> Gibby.
422
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,000
Gibby, jeez.
423
00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:27,000
What a surprise.
424
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:29,000
Where's the spaghetti?
425
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,000
>> I ate it.
426
00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:33,000
What's up?
427
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:35,000
>> How did it go with Alana?
428
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:39,000
>> Um... basically well.
429
00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:42,000
>> Any good news?
430
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:45,000
>> I'm afraid not.
431
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:49,000
You know, Gibby, maybe--
maybe it's just time to accept it.
432
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:51,000
[doorbell rings]
433
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:53,000
[door opens]
434
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:54,000
[door opens]
435
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:56,000
>> It's over.
436
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:59,000
>> Nothing that I could, Marty.
437
00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:02,000
Whenever I go, I think of her.
438
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,000
I see her face.
439
00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:06,000
I smell her perfume.
440
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:09,000
In fact, I can smell it right now.
441
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:11,000
Oh, Marty.
442
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,000
Oh, Marty.
443
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:17,000
It's amazing the tricks of
the mind will play on you.
444
00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:24,000
What are you doing?
445
00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:26,000
>> Nothing.
446
00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:31,000
>> Marty?
447
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:35,000
>> I had no idea you were funny that way.
448
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,000
[laughter]
449
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:38,000
>> Yeah.
450
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:41,000
Sure, sir, you're a
brass panties garter belt.
451
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:42,000
It works.
452
00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:45,000
>> That's strange the things you
learn about a person when you're busy.
453
00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:50,000
You bastard.
454
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:53,000
This is Alana's.
455
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Yes.
456
00:20:55,001 --> 00:20:57,000
Yes, it is.
457
00:20:57,001 --> 00:20:58,545
I asked her to lend
me a little something
458
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:00,000
to go with this
blue slip that I have.
459
00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:01,000
Bullshit.
460
00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:02,000
Where the hell is she?
461
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:04,000
Gibby, I have absolutely no idea.
462
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,000
>> Come right here, Gibby.
463
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:09,000
Alana, what are you doing here?
464
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,000
>> Oh, Martin.
465
00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:13,000
Let's just tell him.
466
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:19,000
>> Gibby, I'm sorry.
467
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,000
>> It too, Marty.
468
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000
>> It's fucking too, Marty.
469
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:28,000
>> Give me, give me.
470
00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:33,000
Give me, give me, wait, wait, wait.
471
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,000
>> I'm sorry.
472
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,000
You will rue the day you cross, Johnny.
473
00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:37,000
What?
474
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:39,000
>> The one I did was wrong, okay?
475
00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:40,000
But I really like Alana.
476
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:41,000
You know what?
477
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:43,000
I think she likes me.
478
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,000
>> Of course she does.
479
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:47,000
But only because you've
got two Joeys in your pouch.
480
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,000
>> No, Gibby, no, it's not the testicles.
481
00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:50,000
This has nothing to do with testicles.
482
00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:53,000
She left you because you're a creep.
483
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:54,000
>> What?
484
00:21:54,001 --> 00:21:58,000
>> You're a rude and
sensitive, obnoxious pig.
485
00:21:58,001 --> 00:22:00,000
She thinks.
486
00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:02,000
>> She said all that.
487
00:22:02,001 --> 00:22:03,000
>> Yes.
488
00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:05,000
Gibby, yes.
489
00:22:05,001 --> 00:22:07,000
I'm sorry.
490
00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:10,000
>> Oh, my God.
491
00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:15,000
Oh, my fucking God.
492
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,000
Do you understand what this means?
493
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:19,000
This means it's not the nut.
494
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:21,000
>> Of course it's not the nut.
495
00:22:21,001 --> 00:22:24,000
>> So I've suffered needlessly all
these years thinking it was the nut.
496
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:25,000
And it's really not the nut?
497
00:22:25,001 --> 00:22:28,000
>> No, no, it's not.
498
00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:33,000
>> So she hates me for
me, for who I am inside.
499
00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:35,000
>> Pretty much.
500
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:39,000
>> Motherfucker, fuck them all.
501
00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:40,000
I'm free.
502
00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:41,000
>> Thank you, Marty.
503
00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:43,014
Short of a second
testicle, this is the
504
00:22:43,026 --> 00:22:45,000
greatest gift you
could have given me.
505
00:22:45,001 --> 00:22:48,000
Hasta banyana.
506
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:58,000
[MUSIC]
507
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:04,000
>> Oh, thank God that's over.
508
00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:06,000
>> Thank you.
509
00:23:06,001 --> 00:23:08,000
>> Oh, no, no, not that.
510
00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:11,000
That was wonderful.
511
00:23:11,001 --> 00:23:14,000
I mean, that whole thing with Gibby.
512
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:17,000
Oh, what was I thinking?
513
00:23:17,001 --> 00:23:20,000
You got me.
514
00:23:20,001 --> 00:23:23,000
>> You know what the
worst part about it was?
515
00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:25,000
>> What?
516
00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:28,000
>> He had only one testicle.
517
00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:33,000
>> God bless the odd balls of this world.
518
00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:36,000
Each and every odd one.
519
00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:38,000
Good night.
520
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:45,000
>> Randal and Hopkirk deceased
is next, followed by Timecop.
521
00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:48,000
Then it's a look ahead to the
Paris final at the Stade de France
522
00:23:48,001 --> 00:23:51,000
where Barcelona take on Arsenal
for the right to be Europe's finest
523
00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:54,000
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