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I am a rich man.
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>> You're bar mitzvah bonds.
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>> Wow.
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What are you gonna do with the money?
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>> I'm just kicking around
some investment strategies.
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I figure I'll put my money to work for me.
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>> Yeah, you have any ideas?
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>> $5,000.
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I could buy myself a farm, get a
couple of chickens, and lay my own eggs.
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>> Well, actually, I was
wondering if you had any ideas.
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>> Me?
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Well, in my opinion.
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>> Well, when I say you, I
mean you or you and Richard.
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>> Or just Richard.
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>> Martin, if you wanna know what
Richard does with his money, why don't you
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just ask me?
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>> I don't.
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But now that you're
bringing up, what stocks
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does Richard own,
just out of curiosity?
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>> No, no, no. Richard doesn't
invest in the stock market anymore.
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You know, back when he was raising
money for his hospital, he had sort of a
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bad experience.
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>> Took a beating, huh?
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>> No.
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When he sold his portfolio, he
inadvertently triggered the '87 crash.
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>> I should have known better.
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>> Well, that was informative.
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>> Well, I hope I've been helpful.
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>> Oh, very.
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Yeah, thanks a million, okay?
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And bye-bye now.
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>> So long, Judith.
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>> Okay.
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>> I know just how you feel.
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>> About what?
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>> This whole investment thing.
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>> You got awful big ears for a small guy.
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>> Kind of makes your head spin, don't it?
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>> Like a top.
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>> What if I told you there was a
number you could call for investment
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advice that would double your money?
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Like that.
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>> Really?
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What's the number?
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>> There is no number.
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That's my point.
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>> What are you talking about?
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>> There is no number yet.
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That's where I come in.
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1-900-555-TIPS, home of
the hottest stock tips in town.
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>> Extra, extra.
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Read all about it.
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>> How's the mail coming in?
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>> Look, Martin, I'm telling you,
these numbers are like gold mines.
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If I charge a dollar
a minute, I'll be
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a millionaire in like
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>> Toby, you can't just start a business.
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First of all, where are you
going to get the money?
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>> That's where you come in.
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>> Pardon me?
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>> Well, I hear you're looking for an
investment, and since you're a good
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friend, I'll let you in on the
ground floor for, say, $5,000?
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>> That's very generous, but no thanks.
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>> Hey, come on, Martin.
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In 11 years, have I ever
asked you for anything?
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>> Yes, yes, all the time.
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>> Well, then this is my
chance to do something for you.
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>> Thank you, but I'm not interested.
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Toby, could we just drop this, please?
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>> You know what the trouble with you is?
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You got no vision.
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If you would have invested that
quarter in my business, it'd be worth 50
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cents at no time.
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Instead of a pack of gum, you could
be buying M&Ms or potato steaks.
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>> Hey, I took a seminar.
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I got my business plans, my budget.
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I even got an expert from the Columbia
Business School to work the phones.
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>> No, that's not what I mean.
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I mean, it's not a bad idea, actually.
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It's a matter of business sense.
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Some people have it, and some people don't.
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I just don't think this is right for you.
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>> Oh, why not?
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Come on, Martin.
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Give me a chance.
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For just pennies a day, you
could make a difference in my life.
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I could be someone.
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Walk tall and proud.
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Please, won't you help?
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>> Look into my eyes.
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I'm afraid to.
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>> Toby, I -- >> Please, Martin.
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>> Look deeper.
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>> You won't regret this.
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And don't worry.
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From now on, you're out of the loop.
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I'll make all the decisions.
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You'll be the silent partner.
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You just sit back, relax,
leave the driving to Toby.
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>> Actually, feel free to keep me informed.
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After all, I have a little more
experience in the business world,
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and I'd hate to see you --
>> Run us all into bankruptcy.
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>> Struggle unnecessarily.
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>> Okay.
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We'll see.
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I really appreciate this.
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Thanks for believing in me, Martin.
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>> As I always say, fellas, doing
a good deed is rewarding itself.
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I like that.
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>> This isn't going to bounce, is it?
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>> What do you think you're doing?
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>> Making a phone call.
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>> Not at my time.
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>> I don't pay you to make personal calls.
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>> Pay me?
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You haven't paid me in two weeks.
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>> Hey, look, I told you I'm
having a little cash flow trouble.
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That's all.
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>> You know what?
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Fuck this.
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I'm out of here.
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>> Hey, wait.
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How about instead of a salary,
I'll give you 5% of the profits?
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>> I can make more money selling my blood.
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>> Oh, fine.
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Leave.
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Hey, who needs you?
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See if I give you any references.
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>> 555 tips?
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How does tips attack?
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>> Toby, hi.
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It's Judith.
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I heard about your service,
and I thought I'd try it out.
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>> Oh, so did Martin put you up to this?
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>> No, no, no, no, no.
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>> No.
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Anyway, I have some
money I'd like to invest.
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>> So is there someone
that I could speak to?
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>> Well, that would be me.
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>> Okay.
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I'm interested in a low-risk
stock with high-growth potential.
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>> How much money are we talking about?
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>> It's $300,000.
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>> Oh.
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>> Did I say 100,000?
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Wishful thinking.
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I meant 3,000.
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>> Would that be in
big bills or 5s and 10s?
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>> It's in the bank.
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>> Well, that sounds good to me.
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Of course, that's just my opinion.
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>> Get more specifics.
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>> Yeah.
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Any specific stocks or
companies you could recommend?
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>> Hello?
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>> I'm thinking.
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>> Uh, $3,000.
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You know, if you're interested, I
am always looking for investors.
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>> Whoops.
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There's the door.
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I got to go.
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Thanks so much.
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Good night.
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Well, easy come, easy go.
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>> Well, I don't want
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>> You are transported.
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>> Morning, Toby.
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How's the business going?
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>> You spoke to Judith, didn't you?
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>> Yes.
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Yes, I did.
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What are you doing
giving investment advice?
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>> It was a one-time thing.
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The phone was ringing off the hooks.
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It was a pendulum.
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>> Oh, yeah?
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What happened to your expert from Columbia?
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>> He was at lunch.
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>> Lunch?
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Really?
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At 8.15 P.M.?
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>> Who are you, dragnet?
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>> Yes, ma'am.
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>> No.
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>> Don't worry.
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I got it out of control.
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>> How many calls have you had?
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>> Oh, scads.
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>> Put it down.
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>> Can you give me a number?
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A hundred?
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>> No.
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>> Twenty?
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>> No.
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>> Six?
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>> 126.
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>> You're a liar.
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>> Okay.
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You're obviously having some problems.
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I'm going to go down there tonight
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>> No.
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Forget it.
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>> Toby, I put $5,000 in this business.
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>> You're the silent partner.
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Why am I still hearing you?
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>> I think I have the right
to protect my investment.
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>> No, you don't.
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>> Why not?
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>> Let me explain with
the hypothetical analogy.
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Pretend that instead
of investing in my
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business, you invested
in a button company.
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We make all kinds of buttons.
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Big buttons, small buttons, red
buttons, green buttons, round buttons.
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>> I got it.
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I got it.
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It's a button company.
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>> Okay.
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Now pretend that this button company,
instead of making buttons, is a small
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telephone business.
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>> What?
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>> Mine.
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>> Uh-huh.
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>> Is that making it any clearer to you?
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>> What the hell are you talking about?
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What does this have to do with buttons?
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>> I think you're missing the point.
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>> Which is?
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>> Which is get off my back.
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I am perfectly capable of
running my business myself.
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>> Look, Toby -- >>
No, I don't want to hear it.
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At 555 tips, I'm the boss.
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You got it?
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Now at Mike's Zone, you're the boss.
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So if you want me to make copies
or get your coffee, that is my job and I
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will do it gladly.
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>> Okay.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Could you make me a
copy of the Levine file?
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>> Do it yourself.
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>> 555 tips.
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>> I'm not going to do it.
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>> 555 tips.
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Home of the hottest tips in town.
271
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>> What are you wearing?
272
00:10:50,001 --> 00:10:52,000
>> What do you care what I'm wearing?
273
00:10:52,001 --> 00:10:54,000
>> Are you wearing rubber panties?
274
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,000
>> No.
275
00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:56,000
What are you, some kind of freak?
276
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>> Yeah.
277
00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:58,000
Yeah, I'm a freak.
278
00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:00,000
>> Well, stick your head in the oven.
279
00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:01,000
>> Maybe I should.
280
00:11:01,001 --> 00:11:02,000
Should I take my inner pants off first?
281
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>> That doesn't.
282
00:11:03,001 --> 00:11:04,000
I'm calling the cops.
283
00:11:04,001 --> 00:11:05,000
>> Wait a minute.
284
00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:06,000
Isn't this the S&M chat line?
285
00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:08,000
>> S&M chat line?
286
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,000
>> I'm sorry.
287
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,000
Wrong number.
288
00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:11,000
>> Wait.
289
00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:12,000
Wait.
290
00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:13,000
Wait.
291
00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:14,000
Don't hang up.
292
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Yes.
293
00:11:15,001 --> 00:11:16,000
>> S&M chat line?
294
00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:17,000
>> Oh.
295
00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:20,000
>> So, where were we?
296
00:11:20,001 --> 00:11:22,000
>> Well, you want some pain?
297
00:11:22,001 --> 00:11:23,000
>> Yes.
298
00:11:23,001 --> 00:11:25,000
Oh, yes.
299
00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:26,000
>> Okay.
300
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:29,000
Bend your fingers back.
301
00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:30,000
Hard.
302
00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:31,000
>> Oh!
303
00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:32,000
Oh!
304
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:33,000
Oh!
305
00:11:33,001 --> 00:11:34,000
Oh!
306
00:11:34,001 --> 00:11:37,000
>> Now bang your funny bone on the table.
307
00:11:37,001 --> 00:11:38,000
>> Oh!
308
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,000
>> Again!
309
00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:40,000
Not so funny, is it?
310
00:11:40,001 --> 00:11:41,000
>> Oh, hurt me.
311
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,000
Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, hurt me.
312
00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:44,000
Oh, yes.
313
00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:45,000
Oh, I love you, Mommy.
314
00:11:45,001 --> 00:11:46,000
Oh!
315
00:11:46,001 --> 00:11:47,000
>> Should I keep going?
316
00:11:47,001 --> 00:11:48,000
>> No.
317
00:11:48,001 --> 00:11:49,000
I'm finished.
318
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,000
Thank you.
319
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,000
>> Okay.
320
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:54,000
Nice talking to you.
321
00:11:54,001 --> 00:11:55,000
Gina?
322
00:11:55,001 --> 00:11:56,000
It's Toby.
323
00:11:56,001 --> 00:11:59,000
It's Sister Toby.
324
00:11:59,001 --> 00:12:00,000
Look.
325
00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:01,000
I got an idea.
326
00:12:01,001 --> 00:12:06,000
[Music]
327
00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:09,000
>> For my, by the way,
the number is 4751550.
328
00:12:09,001 --> 00:12:10,000
Hi.
329
00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:11,000
What's your question?
330
00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:12,000
>> Hi.
331
00:12:12,001 --> 00:12:13,000
I'm Yanko from Queens.
332
00:12:13,001 --> 00:12:17,000
I would like Virginia to please
reveal her secrets for acting success.
333
00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:18,000
>> Oh, sure.
334
00:12:18,001 --> 00:12:19,000
Delightful.
335
00:12:19,001 --> 00:12:20,000
Delovely.
336
00:12:20,001 --> 00:12:21,000
Delicious.
337
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,000
>> Okay.
338
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:25,000
So here's where your
interview technique's different.
339
00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:27,000
You never lick your guest nipples.
340
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:29,000
He's not on the app.
341
00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:30,000
[Laughter]
342
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:31,000
>> Oh, really?
343
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,000
What do you mean?
344
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,000
Another smile, Faith.
345
00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:35,000
Hey, look, man.
346
00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:36,000
Your mom's on TV.
347
00:12:36,001 --> 00:12:38,000
What are you, 12?
348
00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:39,000
>> I'm Lola.
349
00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:41,000
Call me and I'll teach you a lesson.
350
00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:42,000
>> Ow.
351
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:43,000
>> Get him.
352
00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:44,000
Get him.
353
00:12:44,001 --> 00:12:45,000
[Laughter]
354
00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:46,000
>> Oh, man.
355
00:12:46,001 --> 00:12:47,000
>> Wait a minute.
356
00:12:47,001 --> 00:12:48,000
Wait a minute.
357
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,000
Look.
358
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,000
There's your sister.
359
00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:51,000
>> Get out of here.
360
00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:52,000
>> I'm Ginger.
361
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:55,000
And I'll get you so hot,
your head'll explode.
362
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:56,000
>> Oh, really?
363
00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:57,000
>> Whoa.
364
00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:59,000
>> Just call.
365
00:12:59,001 --> 00:13:02,000
I'm Toby and I got an attitude.
366
00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:04,000
I got the kinky ass.
367
00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:05,000
Oh, thank you.
368
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,000
>> Holy shit.
369
00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:09,000
>> Call 1-900-555-Whips.
370
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:11,000
You'll be sorry it did.
371
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:13,000
Dial now or else.
372
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,000
>> 495 a minute.
373
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,000
See how blessed one you are.
374
00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:16,000
>> You asshole.
375
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:19,000
You didn't tell me it was
a phone sex business.
376
00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:20,000
>> Shut up.
377
00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:23,000
[Phone ringing]
378
00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:24,000
>> Whoa.
379
00:13:24,001 --> 00:13:26,000
[Phone ringing]
380
00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:27,000
>> Hello?
381
00:13:27,001 --> 00:13:29,000
>> A phone sex line?
382
00:13:29,001 --> 00:13:31,000
Now you're running a phone sex line?
383
00:13:31,001 --> 00:13:32,000
>> No, no.
384
00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:34,000
I'm not running --
>> Don't give me that.
385
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:35,000
I just saw Toby on TV.
386
00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:37,000
How can you support that?
387
00:13:37,001 --> 00:13:38,000
That smut.
388
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:40,000
Have you no morals, no decency?
389
00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:44,000
>> Judith, what are you doing
watching the Naked Channel?
390
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:49,000
>> I -- I -- I -- >> I love
-- >> I wasn't watching.
391
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:53,000
I was just, you know, flipping
through the channels and -- Uh-oh.
392
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,000
Call waiting.
393
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,000
Got to go.
394
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:58,000
>> I -- [Laughter]
395
00:13:58,001 --> 00:14:00,000
>> What are you doing?
396
00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:01,000
>> Just a second.
397
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:02,000
>> Oh, yeah.
398
00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:03,000
Hi.
399
00:14:03,001 --> 00:14:06,000
My name is Martin and
I've been very naughty.
400
00:14:06,001 --> 00:14:07,000
>> Give me that, Betty.
401
00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:08,000
Hang it off.
402
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:09,000
Hang off the phone.
403
00:14:09,001 --> 00:14:11,000
>> Well, it seems I -- I
can't stop touching myself.
404
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,000
>> Betty.
405
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,000
>> Eddie.
406
00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:14,000
>> Uh, what?
407
00:14:14,001 --> 00:14:16,000
You're going to do what?
408
00:14:16,001 --> 00:14:17,000
Really?
409
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:19,000
Well, I could really get into that.
410
00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:22,000
>> Hey, what's that bulge in your pocket?
411
00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:24,000
>> Give me that.
412
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:27,000
>> I want to talk to Toby.
413
00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:28,000
>> Hi.
414
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,000
I'm not getting your hat.
415
00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:32,000
>> Gina, is that you?
416
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,000
>> I won't be anybody you want me to be.
417
00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:36,000
>> This is Martin, Martin Tupper.
418
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,000
I want to talk to Toby right now.
419
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:39,000
>> Well, she's busy.
420
00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:40,000
Why?
421
00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:43,000
I ought to -- >> I'd be
happy to finish you off.
422
00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:44,000
>> No, no, no.
423
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:45,000
I don't want to be finished off.
424
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,000
>> Okay.
425
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:47,000
Have it your way.
426
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:49,000
Thank you for calling.
427
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:52,000
[Phone ringing]
428
00:14:52,001 --> 00:14:54,000
>> 555 Weeks.
429
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:56,000
Home and the heart is whipped and down.
430
00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:58,000
>> Toby, what the hell is going on?
431
00:14:58,001 --> 00:14:59,000
I do not approve of this.
432
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,000
>> Tough nuggies.
433
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,000
>> Fuck.
434
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:06,000
>> 555 Weeks.
435
00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:07,000
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait.
436
00:15:07,001 --> 00:15:09,000
Do not hang up, Toby.
437
00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:10,000
You and I need to talk.
438
00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:11,000
>> Sorry.
439
00:15:11,001 --> 00:15:14,000
Wrong number.
440
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:16,000
>> Never trust a telephone.
441
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,000
Come yourself.
442
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:18,000
>> I'm going down there.
443
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,000
Lock up for me, will you?
444
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,000
>> Hey, no problem.
445
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,000
>> Uh, Martin, Martin.
446
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,000
>> What?
447
00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:25,000
>> The phone.
448
00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:32,000
[Music]
449
00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:34,000
>> Uh, yeah, hi.
450
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,000
I'm naked.
451
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:41,000
[Music]
452
00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:42,524
>> Yes, I'll bite the
inside of your cheek,
453
00:15:42,536 --> 00:15:44,000
you know, like you
was chewing something.
454
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:47,000
>> Yeah, I'm six feet tall.
455
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:48,000
>> How's that?
456
00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:51,000
>> I'm going to fuck you
so hard, I'll get you pregnant.
457
00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:56,000
>> Five, seven, 110 pounds,
long blonde hand, I'm a cheerleader.
458
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:58,000
Want some head?
459
00:15:58,001 --> 00:16:01,000
Oh, Martin, what's another word for penis?
460
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:04,000
>> The gold ink shrimp.
461
00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:07,000
>> Excuse me, Toby.
462
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:09,000
>> So did you like my commercial?
463
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,000
>> Do you have a minute, please?
464
00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:12,000
>> I'm kind of the customer.
465
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:13,000
>> I don't care.
466
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:14,000
Hang up that phone right now.
467
00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:16,000
>> Martin, please, give me a break.
468
00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:18,000
I'm trying to create a mood here.
469
00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:21,000
Oh, oh, oh.
470
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:24,000
>> Take over online, too, would you, ma?
471
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:31,000
>> Oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh.
472
00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:33,000
>> It's all right, she didn't bark.
473
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:34,000
>> What are you doing here?
474
00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:36,000
>> What am I doing?
475
00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:37,000
What are you doing?
476
00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:39,000
>> I'm trying to run a company here.
477
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:41,000
>> Yes, yes, I know, a phone sex company.
478
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,000
>> Oh, and you got some
kind of problem with that?
479
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:45,000
>> As a matter of fact, I do, yes.
480
00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:48,000
I refuse to support this or
any other kind of pornography.
481
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:49,000
>> Oh, really?
482
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:51,000
Then why were you
watching the Naked Channel?
483
00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:56,000
>> I wasn't watching, I was
just flipping through the channels.
484
00:16:56,001 --> 00:17:00,000
>> Oh, so now since you're a crusader,
should I get rid of the pence house
485
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:01,000
in your desk?
486
00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:05,000
>> Look, morality aside, you
had no right to change the format.
487
00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:07,000
I gave you that money
for an investment hotline.
488
00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:08,000
Not this.
489
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:11,000
>> We tried your method
and it went down the toilet.
490
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:12,000
>> Who do you mean my method?
491
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:14,000
What's your idea?
492
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:17,000
>> Hey, Told, I got a
guy in a diaper on three.
493
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:18,000
Can you take it?
494
00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:23,000
>> Give it to Aunt Vera.
495
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:26,000
>> How's that?
496
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,000
>> You know, why can't
you give me any credit?
497
00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:29,000
You should be thanking me.
498
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:30,000
We're finally making money.
499
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:31,000
>> I don't care.
500
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:33,000
I don't care how much money we're making.
501
00:17:33,001 --> 00:17:35,000
>> Well, then you're not a very
smart business man, are you?
502
00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:39,000
>> Look, either you give me back
my money or you do what I say.
503
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:40,000
>> You know what the trouble with you is?
504
00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:42,000
You can't take it that I'm in charge.
505
00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:44,000
>> No, no, no, no, that's not it at all.
506
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:45,000
>> Oh, yeah, then what is?
507
00:17:45,001 --> 00:17:46,000
Huh?
508
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:47,000
Huh?
509
00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:51,000
>> Well, it's -- it's -- >>
Just answer the questions.
510
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:53,000
>> It's a matter of
corporate accountability.
511
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:54,376
As an investor, I
have certain rights
512
00:17:54,388 --> 00:17:56,000
and you have certain
fiduciary obligations.
513
00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:57,000
>> Oh, Loney, admit it, Martin.
514
00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:59,000
You think I'm dumb as a stump.
515
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:00,000
>> Yes, ma'am.
516
00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:01,000
>> All right.
517
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:03,000
All right, you want to know what I think?
518
00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:07,000
I think that occasionally you
lose sight of your limitations.
519
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:08,000
>> My limitations?
520
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:10,000
>> Yes, yes, that's right.
521
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:13,000
>> Oh, I see.
522
00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:15,000
Well, let me tell you something.
523
00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:16,835
How smart am I
supposed to look when
524
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:19,000
all I do is type and
file and make coffee?
525
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:22,000
You know, just because that's all
you see me do, that doesn't mean that's
526
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,000
all I can do.
527
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:27,000
And if you don't understand that,
you're the one with the limitations.
528
00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,000
>> Oh, I can't put your face in that room.
529
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:31,000
>> Oh, oh, listen, I'm sorry to
interrupt you, but I got a shoe fetish
530
00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:33,000
emergency on five.
531
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:34,000
>> I'll get right to it, ma.
532
00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:37,000
See yourself out.
533
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:41,000
>> This is going to be one
movie without a happy ending.
534
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:43,000
>> You know.
535
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:45,000
>> What do you want, shoe boy?
536
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:47,000
You're a heel.
537
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:50,000
I'm going to make you wear
clogs that are three sizes too small.
538
00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:52,000
>> Oh, you don't think I will.
539
00:18:52,001 --> 00:19:06,000
>> Morning, Toby.
540
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:10,000
How was your weekend?
541
00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:11,001
>> Fine.
542
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000
>> Okay, look, I want to talk
to you about the other night.
543
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:18,261
Okay, I underestimated
you and I was
544
00:19:18,273 --> 00:19:22,000
way out of line and
I just -- I'm sorry .
545
00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:25,000
And these are for you.
546
00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:28,000
>> No, I have something for you.
547
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,000
You have money.
548
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:32,000
>> No, no, no, no, I didn't mean all that.
549
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:34,000
You know, I was just
upset about everything.
550
00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:36,000
Just give it to me whenever.
551
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:38,000
>> I have the cash right here.
552
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:43,000
But if you want to stick it out, see
what happens, the choice is yours.
553
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:45,000
>> Don't you think
you've had enough of that?
554
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,000
>> Well, maybe it's for the best.
555
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:51,000
I mean, it's not worth risking our
relationship over a few thousand dollars.
556
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,000
>> Okay, then.
557
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:53,000
I accept your apology.
558
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:54,000
>> Thank you.
559
00:19:54,001 --> 00:20:02,000
>> And as a gesture of gratitude
and goodwill, here's an extra hundred.
560
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,000
>> No, really, that's not necessary.
561
00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:06,000
>> Consider it a return on your investment.
562
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,000
>> No, no, absolutely not.
563
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:12,000
I'll take the $5,000, but whatever
profit you made, really, you deserve it.
564
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:15,000
>> Okay, if you insist.
565
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:17,000
>> Well, we got the whole enchilada.
566
00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:20,000
>> Guess it's back to work, huh?
567
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,000
>> Well, good morning.
568
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:23,000
>> Good morning.
569
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,000
>> Can I help you?
570
00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:25,000
>> I don't think so.
571
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:28,000
Ms. Petalby, did you sign
all the necessary papers?
572
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:29,000
>> Sure did.
573
00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:30,000
>> Here you go.
574
00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:31,000
>> Thank you.
575
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:34,000
And here is your $25,000.
576
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:35,000
Pleasure doing business with you.
577
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,000
And I mean real pleasure.
578
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:42,000
>> Who's that?
579
00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:44,000
>> The diaper guy.
580
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:47,000
He liked the phone sex so
much, he bought the company.
581
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,000
>> What?
582
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:50,000
>> I told you you should
have stuck it out a little longer.
583
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:52,000
>> Ten seconds!
584
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,000
>> My business senses old timing.
585
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,000
Some people have it, some people don't.
586
00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:58,000
>> Why does the law
always work for the guilty?
587
00:20:58,001 --> 00:21:02,000
>> Oh, by the way, Martin, you
know of any good investment tips?
588
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:19,000
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589
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:20,000
>> All right.
590
00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:21,001
We're through.
591
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:39,000
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592
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
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593
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:42,000
[ Music ]
594
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,000
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595
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,000
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596
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:45,000
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597
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:46,000
[ Music ]
598
00:21:46,001 --> 00:21:47,000
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599
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,000
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600
00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:49,000
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601
00:21:49,001 --> 00:22:19,000
[Music]
602
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:39,000
[Music]
603
00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:41,000
[Music ends].
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