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[bright music playing]
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* Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh *
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["No More 'I Love You's'"
by Annie Lennox plays]
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* Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh *
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* Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh *
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* Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh *
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[man] Zoey, I've loved you
since the moment I saw you.
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You knocked me off my feet,
remember?
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I knew even then,
and I think you did too,
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that what we've got
is something special,
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something powerful,
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something real.
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When I look into your eyes,
I see our whole lives.
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The good days, the bad days,
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the birthdays, the old age.
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I... I want to do it all, Zoey!
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As long as I can do it
with you.
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And sure, it won't be perfect,
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but nothing in this world
is perfect,
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except for you.
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I'm ready to build a life,
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a family, a future, together,
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but that all starts
with one question.
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Zoey...
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Zoey...
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Uh, what's your last name again?
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Brooks.
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Zoey Brooks, will you marry me?
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[people gasping and exclaiming]
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What are you doing?
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I'm asking for your hand.
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We've been on two dates.
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Two perfect dates
that I would like to turn
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into forever, so, will you
make me the happiest--
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No, no, definitely not,
absolutely not.
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Not in a million years, no!
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Well, maybe
if you said "yes" now,
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and then we could talk
about it later.
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Byron, stand up.
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Yeah. Hi.
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You know this is weird, right?
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Yeah, I know it's weird.
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Just, I'm 30 and a half
and I live with my mom,
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and I'm the lead singer
of a Maroon 5 cover band.
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I don't really get
a lot of second dates.
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Thank you for your honesty,
Byron.
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I'm sure there's someone
out there for you,
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it just isn't me.
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So I need to leave.
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Yeah, that, uh,
that makes sense.
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You gonna be all right?
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Oh yeah, I'm, uh,
yeah, I'll be fine.
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All right.
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So I'll call you?
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Please don't.
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Okay.
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-Congratulations!
-Congratulations!
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["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays]
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* Oh, make me over *
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* I'm all I wanna be *
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* A walking study *
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* In demonology *
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* Hey, so glad
you could make it *
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* Yeah,
now you've really made it *
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* Hey, so glad
you could make it now *
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[hard rock music ends]
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[screaming]
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[electricity buzzing]
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[bright music playing]
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[host] You're watching
LOVE: Fully Charged.
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Welcome to sunny
Malibou Lake, California,
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where 12 sexy singles
will spend the summer
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searching
for their perfect match,
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with the grand prize
of either true love
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or a car.
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This season, we've taken
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a stupid old
Pontiac Solstice Coupe
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and we've converted it
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into the electric vehicle
of your dreams.
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With a range of 300 miles
and self-driving capabilities,
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this is the fully charged LUV-6.
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Now buckle up because this week,
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Jordan B. and Jordyn J.
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go on their first date.
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[mellow music playing]
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What's up?
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I currently drive
a 2009 Ford Fiesta,
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no A/C, no rearview mirror,
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so you know I'm gunnin'
for that Pontiac.
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But Jordyn J. is lookin'
super hot today,
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so, yeah, I guess my head
is starting to turn!
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[giggling]
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You're lookin' super hot today.
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-You want some wine?
-Yeah, thanks.
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[laughter]
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So look, why'd you pick me
to go on a date?
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Uh...
[chuckles nervously]
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[music stops]
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Uh...
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[chuckles]
Um...
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Tell her to go. Go, go!
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[chuckles nervously]
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[Jordan B.] Well, um...
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Oh, thank God.
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[whispering] Mysterious...
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[Jordan B.] 'Cause
you're mysterious
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and beautiful,
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and you caught my eye
the second you walked in.
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I haven't felt a connection
like this
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with anyone else in the villa,
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and I'm excited to see
where this goes.
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I'm also excited to see
where this goes too.
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-To us.
-To us.
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[glasses clink]
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[director] And cut!
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-All right, that's a cut.
-Moving on.
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That was great, you guys!
Really fun stuff.
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Jordyn J., to confessionals.
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Hey, how'd I do?
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Oh, nailed it,
just like we practiced.
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America is going to love you.
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I don't think
I could do this without you.
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How do you always know
what to, like, say?
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Oh, it's just a part
of the job, Jordan B.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a promotion to go get.
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Get 'em, Zo!
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[laughing]
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[man] So the question
that I propose to you,
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my brilliant production team,
is this.
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[light music playing]
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Has everybody seen what
they're doing at Dog Cops ?
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[all grumbling]
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Yeah, it's some freaky shit.
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Freaky, new...
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shit, and that's what I want
from you for our show.
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I want freaky new ideas
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or...
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you're fired.
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-[man] Make everyone get naked?
-No!
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[man 2] What if we paired
someone with an animal?
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We did that last season!
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What if we replaced
all the girls with their moms?
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That's an amazing idea
because if there's one thing
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Middle America loves,
it's old women.
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No, doesn't test well.
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What if Jordan B. proposed?
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What if Jordan B. proposed?
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[light music playing]
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Everyone shut up.
Greg, you had an idea?
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[Greg stammers]
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What if Jordan B.
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proposed to Jordyn J.?
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A proposal...
on the second date?
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[dramatic rumbling]
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That is some freaky shiznit,
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and it is so genius,
it just could work.
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How do you come up with this?
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I don't know!
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-[laughs awkwardly]
-I know.
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-'Cause you're related to me.
-Actually, that was my idea!
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Okay, so the reason
I called this meeting,
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every year, for the finale,
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I put together a team
of our brightest and our best.
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The team
that will be live with me
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on site for our finale is...
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[mimicking prolonged drum roll]
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[continues mimicking drum roll]
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This is how you do TV.
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-Taylor!
-Yes!
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-Brian!
-[cheers]
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-Aiden.
-Yes!
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-Rafi!
-Yeah!
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-And of course, Greg.
-[exhales excitedly]
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Gotta have Greg.
Everybody else... be better.
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[paper crinkling]
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See you on the ice.
Meeting adjourned.
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[men cheering]
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[spirited music playing]
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-Siri, start my treadmill.
-Kelley, I need to talk to you.
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Okay, I'm super busy,
so make it quick please.
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It's about your selections
for live finale.
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I think you're making
a big mistake.
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Pink or hot pink
for the new girl?
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-Nude.
-She can't be naked.
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No, no, it's a color.
The color nude.
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Do I have to do
everyone's job around here?!
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[Zoey sighs]
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I would be such
a valuable member of the team
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because I've worked on the show
longer than anyone.
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-All the contestants trust me.
-Mr. Kevyn, question from Legal.
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Did we ever get permission
to use Pontiac for the car?
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We are the number one show
on the network.
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We don't ask Pontiac,
we tell them.
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In fact, tell Pontiac,
if they don't like it,
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they can kiss
my tiny little nuts.
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You done or you still need me?
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I have better ideas
than any of the guys!
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The proposal was my idea!
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Look, Debbie,
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if you don't like your job,
I can get you a new one.
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Submission tape duty.
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Wait, no, no, that is not--
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Submission tape duty!
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[elegant music playing]
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Woo! LOVE: Fully Charged!
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[sighs]
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[Zoey] Not today, please.
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-[ignition failing to start]
-Please.
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[sighs]
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[fans yelling excitedly]
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This is a closed set,
I want to let you guys know.
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I don't love that photo,
to be honest. I'll sign this.
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I do have to leave
in about two seconds.
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-But it's like the best picture!
-All right.
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[sighs]
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[car beeps to mimic
a wolf whistle]
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Oh my God.
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Need a ride?
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[whimsical music playing]
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Oh, come on, cheer up.
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This is what happens
when you still drive
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your dad's PT Cruiser,
from high school.
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You're gonna need
a new car, babe.
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I'm fine. I like my car.
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Isn't it crazy
that I started as your intern,
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and now like, we're...
like, I'm like...
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like a little above...
like it's crazy.
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What's crazy is that Kelley
lets you take home the show car
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but I can't even get him
to look at me.
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That's because Kelley
is obsessed with me.
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It would be like gross
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if it didn't come
with some perks.
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I just think
about all the things
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I dreamed about
in high school,
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00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,466
and now I'm here,
and it's like,
241
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,068
is this it, is this the dream?
242
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:31,338
It's really gross how often
you talk about high school.
243
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,674
[soft music playing]
244
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,309
No, but seriously,
just break the rules.
245
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,411
There are two types
of people, right?
246
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,147
Sharks and minnows.
247
00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,183
I'm obviously a shark,
248
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,852
and you're-you're a minnow.
249
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:45,886
I'm not a minnow.
250
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,988
Okay, then prove it.
251
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,891
If you want Kelley's attention,
just do what I did.
252
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,392
What did you do?
253
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,295
I solicited him for nudes
and then I blackmailed him.
254
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,432
[laughing]
255
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:00,768
I'm joking!
256
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,670
You're crazy!
257
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:06,874
Um, no, I applied for the job.
258
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,044
If it makes you feel better,
259
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,546
I really thought
the promotion was yours.
260
00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,448
You deserve it more than anyone,
261
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,117
including me.
262
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,119
I make way too much money.
263
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,121
-You wanna go to sushi?
-[ding]
264
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,956
Take me to SUGARFISH.
265
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,958
[male voice] Taking you
to SUGARFISH.
266
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,559
-[Zoey] Archer!
-[cars honking]
267
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,028
It's totally fine.
268
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,930
This drives itself,
we can just relax.
269
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,231
Sit back, relax.
270
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,966
[male voice] Door closing.
271
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,068
[soft music playing]
272
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,671
[car beeps to mimic
a wolf whistle]
273
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,614
[keys jingling]
274
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,955
[phone ringing]
275
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,396
-Hey!
-Hi!
276
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,999
-Did you get it?
-The promotion? No.
277
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:09,402
Sexism is still alive and well
in Hollywood, baby!
278
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,738
What?!
279
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,005
Those idiots.
280
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,407
But no, the package,
I meant the package,
281
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,176
Oh, uh, yeah.
282
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,245
-Five minutes, Ms. Pensky.
-Thank you.
283
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,580
You in London? I thought your
keynote wasn't 'til next week.
284
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,249
We're pre-taping it
for the product launch.
285
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,017
Open it.
I only have a few minutes.
286
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:28,255
The new TekMate?!
These aren't even out yet!
287
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,290
I guess it pays
to know the inventor!
288
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,425
Don't you want to turn it on?
289
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,493
[whirring]
290
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,595
Wow, the unbreakable
see-through phone.
291
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,865
It's even better in person!
292
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,399
[laughs]
Oh my God.
293
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,969
Did I tell you that I got
proposed to the other night
294
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,037
on a second date?
295
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,505
It's like the second we turn 30,
296
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,275
everybody just
becomes obsessed with...
297
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,344
"Will you be my maid..."
298
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,512
Wait, what is...
299
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:53,747
No.
300
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:54,915
Shut up!
301
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,683
Quinn and Logan
are getting married!
302
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:58,185
-[shushing]
-Sorry.
303
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,354
He met me in London
and surprised me with a trip
304
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,456
to the Netherlands.
He even chartered a plane,
305
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,893
which is so environmentally
irresponsible, but...
306
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,694
-Of course he did!
-Of course he did!
307
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,029
So, I just called Michael,
308
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,898
and he is obsessed
with being the officiant.
309
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:14,501
And I got off the phone with
Chase, and he is freaking out!
310
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,004
Oh. Hi-hi, Zoey!
311
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,171
So you heard.
312
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,473
-She finally said yes!
-Hey, Logan!
313
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,376
And it only took you 50 times.
Congrats!
314
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,879
Okay, so I know it's
almost like too soon,
315
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,815
but the wedding
has to be August 26th.
316
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,582
Long story short,
product launch,
317
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,919
it's the only time I'm free
for the next two years.
318
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,855
And I don't know what I'd do
without my best friend there.
319
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,289
So what do you say?
320
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,394
You know, I thought
I was gonna have to work,
321
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,263
but looks like I'm totally free!
322
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:46,699
Thank you. Hey, you wanna get me
a water before I go on?
323
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,568
Anything for my fiancee.
324
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,005
Zo, you know
it's gonna be fine, right?
325
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,241
Chase is gonna be there.
It's gonna be fine.
326
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,343
More than fine,
it's gonna be fun.
327
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,278
No one gets to see you anymore
except me.
328
00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,913
It'll be the reunion
we all need.
329
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,181
I gotta go, love you.
330
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,850
[announcer] Please welcome
inventor
331
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,751
Quinn Pensky.
332
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,554
[applause]
333
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,122
[phone beeps]
334
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:13,927
I need another drink.
335
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,128
* You used to know me... *
336
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,330
"No one sees you anymore."
337
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,966
[sighs]
I see people.
338
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,600
Just because I haven't seen them
in a while
339
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,235
doesn't mean we aren't friends,
right?
340
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,237
I have a lot of friends,
see a lot of people.
341
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,306
Even if I had the option,
I'm too busy.
342
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,975
I'm really busy all the time.
343
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:32,145
* I used to be your angel,
now I'm walking out your door *
344
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,047
* You say I'm turnin' evil *
345
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,083
* I'll say I'm finally pure *
346
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,185
* Shine bright
in my reflection *
347
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,353
* Think I lost myself before *
348
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,256
* Held me back,
tied me up inside a cage *
349
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,492
* Had to change my life *
350
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,128
* 'Cause I knew
you'd stay the same *
351
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,764
* Couldn't see you were
standing in my way *
352
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,467
* I can see clearly now,
now, now *
353
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,104
* You used to know me,
now you don't *
354
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:02,242
* You used to hypnotize me,
did it so easy *
355
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,045
* You used to know me,
now you don't *
356
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,980
Of course I had questions.
357
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,216
Who snuck into Sunday school?
358
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,051
Who stole the Subaru?
359
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,021
And who stabbed
Sarabella Samson?
360
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:19,326
I'm Stacey Dillsen, and this
is My Favorite Slaughters.
361
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:25,098
* I'm like a flower blooming
since I left you behind *
362
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,034
* Don't know what I was doing *
363
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,436
-Woo!
-Make a wish!
364
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,573
* Knew you were turning evil,
you said I lost my mind *
365
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:37,144
* No, you ain't gonna do me
like that *
366
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,813
* Held me back,
tied me up inside a cage *
367
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,615
* Had to change my life *
368
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,518
* 'Cause I knew
you'd stay the same... *
369
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,887
[laughter]
370
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,622
Is there shellfish in this?
371
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,924
[all shouting]
372
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:52,926
No shellfish!
373
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,394
* Now you don't *
374
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:59,299
* You used to hypnotize me,
did it so easy *
375
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,502
* You used to know me,
now you don't *
376
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,304
[yawns]
377
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:19,119
* Don't go through
your camera roll *
378
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,055
* So much you don't know *
379
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,825
* That you've forgotten *
380
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,194
* What a trip *
381
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,629
* The way you can flip *
382
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,465
* Through all
the good parts of it *
383
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,303
* I shouldn't have done it *
384
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,039
* Chronological order *
385
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,408
* And nothing but torture *
386
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,443
* Scroll too far back... *
387
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,445
[Zoey]
388
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,482
* I don't want to see 'em *
389
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,085
* But I can't delete 'em... *
390
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,887
What's goin' on?
Yeah, give it to me.
391
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,225
Psh! Nice work.
Yeah? Okay, here we go.
392
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,228
Oh, yeah. You're good at that.
393
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,796
Oh, yeah, you wanna fistbump?
Let's go. All right.
394
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,469
* All the best *
395
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,772
[Zoey]
396
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,613
Chase, I'm really sorry
about Hawaii.
397
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,583
But we were kids.
Can we talk?
398
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,055
[Zoey]
399
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,557
Oh, no, no, no, no.
400
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,928
Oh, no. Oh...
401
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,771
[dings]
402
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,610
[electricity buzzing]
403
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,080
[Archer] You're watching
LOVE: Fully Charged.
404
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,315
No peeking. No peeking.
No peeking.
405
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,983
Okay, hang on. Hang on.
406
00:16:57,084 --> 00:17:00,187
You ready? Three, two, one.
407
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,389
-Ta-da!
-[all cheer]
408
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:06,193
Jordan B., what's going on?
Did you do all this?
409
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,560
No.
410
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,463
I mean, yes.
411
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,566
Jordyn J., I know it's only
our second date,
412
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,867
but there's something
I want to ask you.
413
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,337
Oh, my God.
414
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:18,905
Oh my God!
415
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,708
Yeah?
416
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,976
-[music ends]
-[nearby chatter]
417
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,545
Um...
418
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,314
Yes?
419
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,082
Um...
420
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:30,583
Um...
421
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,051
[Kelley]
What is wrong with him?
422
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,253
[Jordan B.]
Um...
423
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,487
Greg, what is wrong with him?
424
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,123
I don't know.
He's never like this.
425
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:39,992
Yo, I'm so sorry, but before
I do this, can I talk to Zoey?
426
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,794
Who the hell is Zoey?
427
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,163
Ah!
428
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,966
[inhales and exhales slowly]
429
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,437
Zoey, you embarrassed me.
430
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,805
The network loved Greg's idea
of the proposal,
431
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,941
and then Jordan B. goes
on one knee and is like,
432
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:58,745
"Uh, I need Zoey. Where's Zoey?
Zoey, where's Zoey?"
433
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,682
Well, where were you, Zoey?
434
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,218
You put me on
submission tape duty.
435
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,887
You are not here to answer.
436
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,956
You are here to listen.
437
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:13,393
I do not like Jordan B.
438
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,428
He acts like a baby.
439
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,797
But America disagrees.
440
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,199
It's probably the hair.
441
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,967
And if my prediction is right,
442
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,069
he's gonna go to the finals.
443
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,639
And when he does,
I need you...
444
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,641
to be...
445
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,477
his mommy.
446
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,212
Mommy?
447
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,880
-Yes.
-[joints creak]
448
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,815
[yelps]
449
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,288
When he is "hungy,"
you will feed him.
450
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:44,891
When he is crabby,
you will check his diapey.
451
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,559
And when we go live,
452
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:50,697
you will be in his ears
telling him exactly what to say,
453
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:55,368
because I will not
be embarrassed again.
454
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,370
Does this mean
I'm on the live team?
455
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,439
-Yeah, fine, on the live team.
-Yes!
456
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,841
Oh, God.
457
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:07,347
No, uh, wait, I cannot tell you
how long I waited to do this,
458
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,948
but I don't know if I can accept
459
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,218
because it is the same weekend
as my best friend's wedding--
460
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,852
I was not asking, okay?
461
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,722
Whatever your plans are,
cancel, okay?
462
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,923
You're busy.
463
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,893
-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.
464
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:23,930
[exhales]
465
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,031
One more.
466
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,500
[sighs] One for the one.
Just a little one.
467
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,337
[groans]
468
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,572
[gentle music playing]
469
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,881
Quinn, it's me,
your maid of honor.
470
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,517
I can't come to your wedding.
471
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,353
I know it's the most
important day of your life,
472
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,820
but I have to work.
473
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,022
Oh, I hate this.
474
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,458
-Zoey!
-[gasps]
475
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,192
-Hi! Oh!
-Hi!
476
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,662
Oh, my God,
I'm so glad you're here.
477
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,430
My family's already
driving me nuts.
478
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,798
Bubbe says I'm too pale.
479
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,467
My mom thinks I should add
a belt to the dress.
480
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,235
-And Logan's sister Lyric is--
-Quinn.
481
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,703
-Lyric. Hi.
-I need to talk to you
482
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,137
-about your wedding present.
-Right now?
483
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,239
Yes.
484
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,274
My gift is an original song.
485
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,475
That is so thoughtful.
486
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,243
That I will be performing
487
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,111
as you walk down the aisle.
488
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,349
Lyric is an up-and-coming
singer/songwriter.
489
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,585
I specialize
in EDM/deep house/country-folk.
490
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,020
-It's like a whole thing.
-Lyric, about the gift--
491
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,789
Shh.
492
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,792
[vocalizing individual notes]
493
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,263
Ooh, that's really good.
494
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,832
Uh, sorry, the melody
just came to me.
495
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:38,538
I need to lay this down.
Siri, open voice memos.
496
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,573
What I would give
for the confidence
497
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,275
of a trust fund kid.
498
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,177
[sighs]
Um, Quinn,
499
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,714
there is something I really
need to talk to you about.
500
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,382
Ready, Miss Pensky?
501
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,717
Oh.
502
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,819
I'm sorry, I-- I gotta go.
503
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,021
-Talk later? Okay.
-Yeah, okay.
504
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:56,823
Thank you.
505
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,161
-[sighs]
-[Stacey] I hope she shows up.
506
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,297
[Camille] Zoey? The maid
of honor? Why wouldn't she?
507
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,598
[Stacey] Because she never
shows up.
508
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,066
And it's not like we don't
invite her.
509
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,135
Now that you mention it,
I worked with Quinn five years
510
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,471
-and I still haven't met her.
-[Stacey] My theory is
511
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,272
I think she's still stuck
on her ex, Chase.
512
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,875
-[Camille] The best man?
-[Stacey] From high school.
513
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,877
It's sad. They were supposed
to spend the summer
514
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,813
after senior year together
in Hawaii,
515
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,114
but something
must have happened,
516
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,883
because they broke up,
and I don't think
517
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,452
she's had a relationship since.
518
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:26,919
[Camille]
Oh, no. Poor thing.
519
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,055
And if she does show,
it's going to be uncomfortable,
520
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,658
because I don't think she knows
Chase has a girlfriend.
521
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,293
A serious one. We had dinner
with them in Baltimore
522
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,095
when I was touring for my pod.
523
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,229
She's a teacher too.
524
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,565
They're so cute together.
525
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,199
[exclaiming]
526
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,435
-Oh, my goodness.
-Zoey?
527
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,171
-Are you okay?
-I'm good. I'm so good.
528
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,108
Your maid of honor
has arrived!
529
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,977
-Hey!
-Hi!
530
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,413
It looks like you could use
a little drink.
531
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,981
Thank you.
532
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,850
[gulping loudly]
533
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,253
[sighs]
534
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,622
[laughs]
535
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,191
Miss Pensky,
you look beautiful!
536
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,059
It is so good to see you, Zoey.
537
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,862
Oh, this is my mom,
Quinn's grandma.
538
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:12,131
Not grandma. Never grandma.
539
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:13,232
Bubbe.
540
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,333
Nice to meet you.
541
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,768
Well, how's your family?
542
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,470
What is that little brother
of yours up to?
543
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,406
Not so little anymore.
544
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,908
He has two kids and twins on
the way, if you can believe it.
545
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,243
You all need to stop
growing up.
546
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,112
-Mm-hmm.
-Zoey!
547
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,315
-It's been so long!
-Hi, Stacey!
548
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,083
[Zoey laughs]
549
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,885
And you must be Camille.
550
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,054
Yes, it's so nice
to finally meet you.
551
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,924
We were just wondering whether
or not you were gonna make it.
552
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,760
I know. I'm late, but I was at
my boyfriend's house.
553
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,395
Lost track of time.
554
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,397
Boyfriend? Since when?
555
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:45,765
It's recent,
but enough about me.
556
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,300
Now, don't make us wait
until the wedding, Zoey.
557
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:49,702
Come on, give us the deets.
558
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,003
Yeah, yeah. What's his name?
559
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:54,741
Uh, his... his name is, um...
560
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,375
um...
561
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:57,477
Hemsworth.
562
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,211
Hugo Hemsworth.
563
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,514
Hemsworth? Is he Australian?
564
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,815
Yeah.
565
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,885
Like Liam and Chris Hemsworth?
566
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,954
They're distant cousins.
567
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,722
-Oh! What does he do?
-What?
568
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:12,425
He is a doctor.
569
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:13,893
Surgeon, actually.
570
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,095
-[Stacey] Wow!
-[Camille] Dr. Hemsworth.
571
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,163
She's ready.
572
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:18,431
Oh, thank God.
573
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,101
[tender music playing]
574
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:23,736
[all gasp]
575
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,040
She looks great.
576
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,112
You look amazing.
577
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,418
How do you feel?
578
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,221
Like I'd rather be getting
married in a lab coat.
579
00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,857
It's perfect. You're perfect.
580
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,493
You're a little pale.
581
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,260
Could use a belt.
582
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,962
[excited chatter]
583
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,166
-I'll see you soon.
-All right. Bye!
584
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,302
-Uh, hey, where's your car?
-Oh, it's in the shop.
585
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,738
-Oh. Do you need a ride?
-That's so sweet,
586
00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,139
but my boyfriend's
picking me up.
587
00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:03,142
-Wha-what?
-Actually, his car is.
588
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,077
It drives itself.
589
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,779
Self-driving?
590
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,414
-Fancy!
-Yes.
591
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:09,682
[laughs]
592
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,985
Uh, excuse me? Boyfriend?
What did I miss?
593
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,386
Is this what you wanted
to talk about?
594
00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:16,455
Oh my God, are you
bringing him to the wedding?
595
00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:17,657
-This is huge!
-No, no, no.
596
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:19,191
It's way too late
to add a plus-one.
597
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,328
No, it's not. I'm literally
texting our wedding planner.
598
00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:25,331
Which reminds me, would you mind
going to Santa Barbara?
599
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:27,767
Logan is getting the rings
resized at some fancy place,
600
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,169
and there is no one I trust
more than you.
601
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,671
Do you mind?
602
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,774
-I don't mind. I'll do it.
-Thank you.
603
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,543
Oh! I love you.
604
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,511
-Mwah.
-Love you. Bye!
605
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,482
[Zoey] And that's when
I knew I had to do both:
606
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,284
the wedding and the finale.
607
00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:48,120
* Used to be a baby,
used to be a lady *
608
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:51,223
* Thought you were
the perfect lover... *
609
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,526
[Zoey] If I was going
to pull this off,
610
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:54,994
I needed three things:
611
00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:57,697
A boyfriend, a car,
and a plan.
612
00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,932
The wedding is happening
at 4:00 p.m.
613
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,868
at Logan's family estate
in Malibu.
614
00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,103
The live finale is happening
at 5:00 p.m.
615
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:05,605
at the LOVE: Fully Charged
stage,
616
00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,674
just 2.3 miles up the road.
617
00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:09,075
By the time I'm needed on set,
618
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,043
the wedding reception
will be in full swing.
619
00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,378
I'll slip away
to work the finale,
620
00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:14,446
and be back before
anyone notices I'm gone.
621
00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:15,782
It's foolproof.
622
00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:17,717
Next, I needed a car.
623
00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,018
A self-driving car.
624
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,519
Securing the keys was easy.
625
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,122
Kelley lets Archer take
the LUV-6 whenever he wants,
626
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:24,891
and he was happy
to hand them over.
627
00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:26,559
[Archer]
Wait, you're taking the car?
628
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,227
Zoey, get back here!
629
00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:30,196
What? Ugh!
630
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,231
* Time to walk *
631
00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:33,666
Ugh, thank God.
632
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,267
[slurps]
633
00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,370
The student
has become the master.
634
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:41,007
[Zoey] Now, all I needed
was a date.
635
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,475
But where I was supposed
to find a hotshot
636
00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:46,613
Australian ER surgeon
whose name was Hugo Hemsworth?
637
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,514
Yo, what's up?
My name is Dragon.
638
00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:49,982
My real name is Vantarius,
639
00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:51,818
but I'm a really big
Game of Thrones fan,
640
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:54,286
so I legally changed my name
when I turned 18.
641
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,656
[grunts]
642
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,991
Come on,
who can say no to this?
643
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:02,595
My name's Spencer,
and I know what women want.
644
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:05,698
[Zoey]
He probably didn't exist.
645
00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:08,067
What I needed was an actor.
646
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,870
Hello, my name
is Todd E. Schupert.
647
00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,171
I'm 28 years old.
648
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,539
I'm an actor from Burbank,
California.
649
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,709
I can also do accents.
I can do Australian.
650
00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:19,511
[in Australian accent] I just
came out from Bondi Beach.
651
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,213
G'day, how are ya?
652
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,282
[Zoey]
And that's where you come in.
653
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,051
Looking at your résumé,
654
00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,153
I can see that you have
years of training,
655
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,321
dozens of student films
under your belt.
656
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,757
BFA in Acting.
657
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,694
Oh, and a minor
in Early Childhood Development.
658
00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:36,262
-Cool.
-No, no, no.
659
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:39,498
I manny for family
on the side.
660
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:42,201
Okay, I can quit if you need.
661
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:45,604
No major TV shows or movies.
That's great.
662
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:48,007
Okay, so, sorry,
what does this have to do
663
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,977
with me getting on
LOVE: Fully Charged ?
664
00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,312
Todd, I'm not here
to talk to you
665
00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:55,247
about being on
LOVE: Fully Charged.
666
00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,285
I saw your submission tape,
667
00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:01,888
and I used my position of power
to get you here.
668
00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:04,556
That was wrong,
and I'm sorry about that.
669
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,559
Okay, so why am I here?
670
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:08,961
I need a favor.
671
00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:12,531
I need someone
to play my boyfriend
672
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,566
at my best friend's wedding
next weekend.
673
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,803
I need them to fully commit
674
00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,505
the way only a real actor can.
675
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:25,912
Okay. So, like, method.
676
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,548
Sure. Yeah.
677
00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:34,353
-[sighs]
-I...
678
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,188
I don't know why I thought
this was a good idea.
679
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:37,990
Forget I asked. I am sorry.
680
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,526
No, no, no.
Okay, if I do this,
681
00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:42,128
can you get me on the show?
682
00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:45,564
I mean, I can certainly try.
683
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,168
That's good enough for me.
684
00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:50,703
* You and me
are through, though *
685
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,071
* Watch me hit it solo *
686
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,774
* I'm gonna do it a cappella,
yeah *
687
00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,408
[Zoey]
Is this completely insane?
688
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,545
Which part, hiring a super-hot
actor to play your boyfriend
689
00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:01,513
at your best friend's wedding,
or agreeing to be at work
690
00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:03,682
the same weekend
as your best friend's wedding?
691
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,084
The boyfriend part.
692
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,753
Convincing your friends
you have a hot boyfriend
693
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:09,722
is the least of your concerns
if he doesn't watch the road.
694
00:28:09,822 --> 00:28:10,990
Does he know what he's doing?
695
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,524
[Zoey]
The car drives itself,
696
00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:15,094
and it performed very well
during the safety testing phase.
697
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,429
It ran over six
crash dummies.
698
00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:20,332
Um, hello? Arch?
699
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:23,402
I'm losing you
driving through the canyon.
700
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:24,603
Bad service.
701
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,873
The car will be back
before the show goes live.
702
00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:28,207
Okay, bye!
703
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:31,110
It's the red button, Zoey.
704
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,679
Big red button. Center.
Yeah, right there. End--
705
00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:38,484
Uh, what are you reading?
706
00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:41,988
Oh, there are five steps to
creating the perfect character.
707
00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:45,224
The who, the what, the when,
the where, and the why.
708
00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:47,726
I have the first four, right?
So who:
709
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,862
Hugo Boss Hemsworth.
710
00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:53,199
What: he is a celebrated
ER surgeon
711
00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:55,701
who is madly in love
with Zoey Brooks.
712
00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:57,169
When: present day.
713
00:28:57,269 --> 00:28:59,772
Where: born in Melbourne.
714
00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:01,707
Raised in West Philly.
715
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,643
You really took
some liberties there.
716
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,345
I just can't crack the why.
717
00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:09,515
You know, my interpretation
is that he's being used
718
00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:12,251
as a tool to make
your ex-boyfriend jealous.
719
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:13,685
-Is that right?
-Jealous?
720
00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:15,754
No, no, no, absolutely not.
721
00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:17,489
That would be immature.
722
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:20,459
I just want to show him
and everyone
723
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:23,963
that I am a very successful,
well-rounded adult
724
00:29:24,063 --> 00:29:28,267
who's moved on and is doing
better than him.
725
00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:29,501
Copy.
726
00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:35,341
J-E-A-lous.
727
00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,679
[classical music playing]
728
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,960
Hi. Oh, thank you so much
for coming. Great tie.
729
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,361
-Thanks.
-See you out there.
730
00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:56,963
I don't know what to tell you,
Chauncy,
731
00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:58,530
he's just not shucking
fast enough.
732
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,067
Get me another shucker.
No, no, no, get me two.
733
00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:03,269
The people need oysters.
734
00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:05,171
I got eyes on the bride.
735
00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:09,741
Hi. There you are.
736
00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:12,111
-I've been looking for you.
-I'm sorry, babe.
737
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:13,512
I've been putting out fires
left and right.
738
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,047
Isn't that what
the wedding planner's for?
739
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,449
-Yeah, I fired her.
-You what?
740
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,551
Look, she just-- She wasn't
executing the vision.
741
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,953
I thought this weekend
was supposed to be
742
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,088
relaxed and intimate.
743
00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:24,456
250 people is intimate, babe.
744
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,225
Do you know how many
people I didn't invite?
745
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:28,861
-It's just all a little much.
-A little much?
746
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,262
We got two life-sized cakes
747
00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:31,898
of the bride and groom
to drop off.
748
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,732
Yeah. Right there is fine.
749
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,001
-Wow.
-Look, Quinn,
750
00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:37,636
this is our wedding weekend,
all right?
751
00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:39,205
You work so hard,
752
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:41,307
you deserve more
than a little much.
753
00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:43,375
You deserve the most much.
754
00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:44,944
I just want to give that to you.
755
00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:46,545
I know you do.
756
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,181
-Quinn! Logan!
-Michael.
757
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:50,282
You look amazing!
758
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,151
-No, no, no!
-These are cakes!
759
00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:54,086
Oh, wait, what?
This is a cake?
760
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,487
-Yes.
-Damn!
761
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,756
Could somebody get
these human cakes out of here,
762
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,058
before I melt?
763
00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:01,060
-Oh!
-So good to see you.
764
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,828
-I'm so happy you're here.
-Buddy.
765
00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:04,496
[grunting]
766
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:07,466
Oh, man, I'm so excited
that this is finally happening.
767
00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,101
My two best friends
are getting married?
768
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,037
Taking the plunge,
and I get to plunge them?
769
00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,739
[sighs] This is truly an honor.
Honestly.
770
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,274
Oh, speaking of the ceremony,
771
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,309
I want to go over
what I have so far.
772
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:18,744
I got, like, five drafts.
773
00:31:18,844 --> 00:31:20,646
I've been writing, all right?
[clears throat]
774
00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:22,214
"Dearly beloved..."
775
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,752
[Zoey]
Here we go, Todd.
776
00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,520
[in Australian accent]
Mind calling me Hugo?
777
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,422
It just helps me
stay in character.
778
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,891
Now please, let me take
my moment before.
779
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:35,394
[sighs]
780
00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:38,297
Todd.
781
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,134
"We're gathered here to get
through this thing called life."
782
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,535
What's up with that car?
783
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,905
-Todd.
-I don't know anyone named Todd.
784
00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,740
-That car. The car!
-Oh, my God.
785
00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:50,876
Look out!
786
00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:52,478
[screams]
787
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,114
[tires squeal]
788
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:56,615
-[screaming]
-Oh!
789
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,719
-Oh, my God!
-[male voice] Doors opening.
790
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,854
-I thought that was...
-You good? Everybody good?
791
00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:04,790
[heavy rock music playing]
792
00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:12,431
What's up?
793
00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:14,666
What's up?
794
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,635
You almost hit us
with your car!
795
00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:19,371
It's called making an entrance,
Logan.
796
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,841
All right. I'll accept that.
797
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,277
That's a pretty good entrance.
I mean, damn!
798
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:28,114
-What's up, Zoey?
-Michael, it's been too long.
799
00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,849
Yeah, no shit, we live in the
same city and we barely see you.
800
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,119
-What's up with that?
-'Cause she's too busy
801
00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,553
putting up with my ass.
802
00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,022
Apologies for my appearance.
803
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,457
I had to come
straight from surgery.
804
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,092
-Surgery?
-This is Hugo.
805
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:42,394
-Hugo, this is...
-Quinn and Logan!
806
00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,063
The bride and the groom.
807
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:45,364
Of course I know
who you are.
808
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,166
Zoey's told me so much
about you.
809
00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:48,434
-[Logan] Love your car.
-Thank you.
810
00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:49,935
And you must be Michael?
811
00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:52,504
Yes. The officiant, Michael.
812
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,073
-Pardon?
-The officiant.
813
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:57,476
You know, you said their titles,
you know, bride and groom,
814
00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,845
but I'm Michael,
the officiant.
815
00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:01,747
-Okay.
-Yeah.
816
00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:04,183
-That's awesome.
-Yeah, it is awesome.
817
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,984
It's an honor, actually.
818
00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:07,619
Yeah. Yeah.
819
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:11,257
Um, hon, I'm gonna go
put the bags in our room.
820
00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,092
Quinn, could you point me
in the right direction?
821
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:15,394
The wedding party is staying
in the guest quarters upstairs.
822
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,496
Yeah, I'll show them up.
Come on, Michael.
823
00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:18,530
Thanks.
824
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,232
[Logan]
Somebody clean up that glass.
825
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,169
Okay, where did you find him?
826
00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:24,503
He's perfect.
827
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:26,405
Tell me about it.
[laughs]
828
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,539
So how are things going?
829
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,042
Oh, uh... well, you'll see.
830
00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:31,977
[band playing swinging jazz]
831
00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:35,847
Welcome. Welcome, everyone.
832
00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:38,317
Cheers to Logan and Quinn.
833
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,685
[all]
Cheers!
834
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,720
I got that second shucker
on site.
835
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,990
All right, I'm taking him
to you now.
836
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:47,159
I said two trays.
837
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,628
So then I'm thinking
of closing with a joke.
838
00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:52,164
You know, since everyone
will be sobbing at that point.
839
00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:53,965
-[snoring]
-You gotta wake up.
840
00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,334
I'm trying to rehearse here.
841
00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,536
What a disgusting
display of wealth.
842
00:33:57,636 --> 00:33:59,405
God, I hate rich people.
843
00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:01,640
Uh, don't you live here?
844
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,775
[mumbling]
845
00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:07,045
It's journalism.
The case I'm working on now
846
00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:08,380
is a real stumper.
847
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,350
They call him
the Malibu Murderer.
848
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:12,684
He's still at large.
849
00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,687
-So you're a detective?
-Podcast host.
850
00:34:15,786 --> 00:34:17,822
Logan! Quinn!
851
00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:21,427
Oh, look, I'm so glad
you wore makeup
852
00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:23,594
Bubbe, that's a cake.
853
00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:26,665
-That's a cake?
-Yeah. Come on. Come on.
854
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,868
-Don't talk to that.
-[exclaims]
855
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:33,804
I see. This is big,
even for Logan.
856
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,074
Yeah, I don't even know
half these people here.
857
00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,409
Well, you know me,
858
00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:39,378
and I'm here for anything at all
that you need,
859
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:41,547
whether it's a refill
or a rescue.
860
00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:43,315
Hey, babe?
I really need you right now.
861
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,850
Aunt Carol and her bridge club
want a photo.
862
00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:47,119
-Okay, I'll rescue you.
-Like, now.
863
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,954
-[sighs]
-Save you in a bit.
864
00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:54,226
Sleeping arrangements
aren't gonna be a problem.
865
00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:56,762
The rooms are huge.
866
00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:57,929
[laughs]
867
00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:01,099
I situated myself on the couch
like a gentleman.
868
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,068
And didn't think to change.
869
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:08,507
Zoey, I'm creating a character,
okay?
870
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,741
-Mm-hmm.
-I just...
871
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:11,977
I need you to trust the work.
872
00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:15,981
Now, which one is the ex?
873
00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:17,883
I don't think he's here yet.
874
00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,019
Okay, good, I'm gonna go
get us some drinks.
875
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,555
[jazz music continues]
876
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:29,661
[music ends]
877
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,731
[tender, poignant music playing]
878
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:51,717
Oh!
879
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:52,818
[gasps]
880
00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,186
Chase.
881
00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:55,521
Here.
882
00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:57,189
[sighs]
883
00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:00,592
[Chase] Uh...
884
00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:02,528
Hi.
885
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,463
Hi.
886
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:05,997
Hi!
887
00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:07,533
[Chase] Oh, um...
888
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,536
this is my girlfriend,
Danielle.
889
00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:12,604
-Hi.
-So excited to be here.
890
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,105
It's like a dream,
meeting everyone
891
00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:16,141
Chase keeps talking about
from high school.
892
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,343
Nice to meet you. I'm--
893
00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:19,211
Ah. Let me guess.
894
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,746
Dana.
895
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,047
Lola?
896
00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:23,882
-Coco?
-Zoey. I'm Zoey.
897
00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:26,585
Chase, I don't remember you
mentioning a Zoey.
898
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,154
Yeah, well, must have
slipped my mind.
899
00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:30,722
[Danielle]
Ah, sorry.
900
00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:33,725
Vodka martini,
slightly dirty.
901
00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,961
Mm, just like you, cowgirl.
902
00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:37,329
[Zoey giggles]
903
00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:39,998
Hi, I'm Hugo Hemsworth,
Zoey's boyf.
904
00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:43,168
Oh! Boyf.
Wow, that's a strong grip.
905
00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:44,936
-And jawline.
-Thank you.
906
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:48,039
I... [splutters] am Chase.
Chase.
907
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:49,808
[Danielle] Danielle.
908
00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,410
-Hi, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
909
00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:52,644
[cell phone chimes]
910
00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:54,580
-Hang on one second.
-Yes, babe, sure.
911
00:36:57,683 --> 00:36:59,485
Um, I have to take this.
912
00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:01,820
-So nice to meet you, Danielle.
-Likewise.
913
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,622
Chase, I had something
I wanted to tell you,
914
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,091
but must have slipped my mind.
See you.
915
00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:08,226
[Todd] See you, sexy.
916
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:09,928
You'll have to excuse
the scrubs.
917
00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:11,897
I had to come straight
from surgery.
918
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,632
-Surgery?
-Wow.
919
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:14,833
We pulled a double.
920
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,902
Heart and brain
at the same time.
921
00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,437
That's amazing.
922
00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:20,672
["good 4 u" by Olivia Rodrigo
plays]
923
00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:22,474
[vocalizes]
* Well, good for you *
924
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,209
* I guess you moved on
really easily *
925
00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:26,945
* Found a new girl, and it only
took a couple weeks *
926
00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:31,116
* Remember when you said you
wanted to give me the world? *
927
00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:32,818
* World *
928
00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,286
* And good for you *
929
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:35,987
* I guess that you've been
working on yourself *
930
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,556
* I guess that therapist
I found for you *
931
00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:38,624
* She really helped *
932
00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,459
* Now you can be a better man *
933
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,728
* For your brand-new girl *
934
00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,463
[Zoey] Sorry, I was getting
the car detailed.
935
00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:45,964
-Please!
-Oh, the shoes.
936
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,766
Then take them off.
Take them off.
937
00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:48,967
-Greg.
-Okay, here.
938
00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:50,502
Leave her shoes--
Leave them there!
939
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,637
Okay.
940
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,305
Oh, sorry. Okay, okay.
941
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:55,941
Perhaps you'd care
to explain...
942
00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:58,610
-this.
-[Zoey gasps]
943
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,779
The thing I love most
about Jordyn J.
944
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:04,115
is probably her boobs.
945
00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:07,185
Oh, my God. The hair...
946
00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:11,022
looks so...
947
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:13,392
good.
948
00:38:13,492 --> 00:38:15,461
So you knew about this
949
00:38:15,561 --> 00:38:16,728
and you let it happen?
950
00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:19,765
Because the hair?
That was it.
951
00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:21,333
That was all that he had.
952
00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,701
That's exactly why.
953
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,737
He wanted to show Jordyn J.
and America
954
00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:28,374
that he's more
than just his hair.
955
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:30,141
Uh, he's a trendsetter.
956
00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:31,943
It's called strategy.
957
00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,178
Is it?
958
00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:37,616
Kelley, being your first
and only female producer,
959
00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,351
you just got to trust me
on this.
960
00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:42,588
I know what our audience wants
because I am our audience.
961
00:38:42,688 --> 00:38:46,992
And I love the hair.
962
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,496
For your own sake,
963
00:38:50,596 --> 00:38:53,599
I hope that you are right.
964
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:55,867
[Zoey] Okay.
965
00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:57,869
[Kelley] Zoey?
966
00:38:58,404 --> 00:38:59,671
Seriously.
967
00:39:00,305 --> 00:39:01,272
Hot dress.
968
00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:02,741
-Oh.
-[Kelley] Yeah.
969
00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,643
Now I take you seriously.
970
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,845
Okay. Thanks.
971
00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:08,179
Greg!
972
00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:10,582
Punch you in the face.
973
00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:14,219
[Todd] Just pumping away,
trying to get a pulse.
974
00:39:14,319 --> 00:39:16,822
Seven-year-old kid
swallowed a ping-pong ball.
975
00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:18,089
[gasps]
976
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,492
-So sad.
-Oh, my God.
977
00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:21,660
No, no, no. Don't worry.
978
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,061
He is fine.
979
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,830
[all laugh]
980
00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:27,298
Nobody has ever died
on my table.
981
00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:28,333
Aw!
982
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:30,201
Except maybe a couple times.
983
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,203
[laughter]
984
00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,539
Who even is this guy?
985
00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:35,774
Shh. He's so sweet.
986
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,643
You know what?
Enough about me.
987
00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:40,546
Stacey, I'm a huge fan
of the pod.
988
00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:41,813
Total Slaughter-head.
989
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,415
-Oh!
-[Todd] Yeah.
990
00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:45,451
Any updates
on the Malibu Murderer?
991
00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:48,420
Oh. Um... you listen?
992
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,755
Ahem. I'm back.
993
00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:52,691
This is Mark, my field producer.
994
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:53,959
-Husband.
-Uh-huh.
995
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,827
But, yes, also field producer.
996
00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:57,262
Didn't you and Quinn
used to...?
997
00:39:57,362 --> 00:39:58,797
Date. Yes.
998
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,599
Yeah, it was just a fling.
999
00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:02,100
But this, uh...
1000
00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,570
-This is the real deal.
-Excuse me.
1001
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,004
How was it with the witness?
1002
00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:08,406
-I got a description...
-Yes, Mark. Great work.
1003
00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:09,541
...of his hands.
1004
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,009
Damn it, Mark,
that's not enough.
1005
00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:11,943
But go on.
1006
00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:14,746
She said the hands
were large.
1007
00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:17,549
That's it?
1008
00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:19,050
[Todd] Not guilty!
1009
00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,486
[all laugh]
1010
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,188
-[woman] They're enormous.
-[Danielle] Oh, so funny!
1011
00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:26,257
[Zoey] Jordan B.,
why is your hair orange?
1012
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,426
I thought I could fix it
without anyone noticing.
1013
00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:30,128
Fix what?
1014
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,099
I found a gray hair, okay?
1015
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:35,400
You happy?
1016
00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:37,836
I can't have gray hair at 23.
I'm supposed to be hot.
1017
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,105
You bleached your whole head
because of one gray hair?
1018
00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:42,173
Then it kind of started
falling out, so I had to cut it.
1019
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,510
I tried to find you first,
but you weren't here.
1020
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:45,944
I'm sorry. I know.
1021
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,946
-It's just...
-[cell phone chimes]
1022
00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:50,482
Hang on. One second.
1023
00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,085
Um...
1024
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,788
-I'm gonna have to leave again.
-What?
1025
00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:59,491
If you need anything at all,
you call me.
1026
00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:01,760
Not Kelley, okay? Me.
1027
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,394
You're gonna be fine.
1028
00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:08,934
What was I saying?
1029
00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,468
Oh, yeah. Jordyn's boobs.
1030
00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:14,005
[funky, upbeat music playing]
1031
00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,408
[breathing heavily]
1032
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:21,246
Om...
1033
00:41:21,346 --> 00:41:22,480
* Cha cha *
1034
00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:26,184
* Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da *
1035
00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:28,520
[sighs]
1036
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,855
* If you wanna have some fun *
1037
00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:31,857
* Come with me
I'll give you some *
1038
00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:33,759
* Get back, get back *
1039
00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:36,862
[Todd] So, in a way,
I credit Zoey
1040
00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:38,630
for saving
that little boy's life.
1041
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,398
-[all] Aw!
-[Todd] Yeah, she...
1042
00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:42,701
-[woman] So sweet.
-[Todd] Oh, my God.
1043
00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:44,570
She inspires me
to be a better surgeon.
1044
00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:47,138
-[all] Aw!
-Wow.
1045
00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,575
Can you take a look at my feet?
Because--
1046
00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:50,742
[all yell]
1047
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,477
-Whoa!
-What is that?!
1048
00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:53,879
[Mark] I'm sorry, it stinks.
1049
00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:55,647
[Michael]
Don't smell it. Just fix it.
1050
00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,148
Quinn?
1051
00:41:57,783 --> 00:41:59,484
Quinn?
1052
00:41:59,585 --> 00:42:01,386
[cell phone vibrates]
1053
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,924
-Jordan B., what do you want?
-[Jordan B.] Zoey. [cries]
1054
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,827
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Don't cry. Don't cry.
1055
00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,162
It's gonna--
It's gonna be okay.
1056
00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:14,866
No! A neck tattoo will not fix
what you did to your hair.
1057
00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,935
[Quinn]
Who's getting a neck tattoo?
1058
00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:19,905
I-I have to go.
1059
00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:23,041
Quinn, I've been looking
all over for you.
1060
00:42:23,141 --> 00:42:25,376
What are you doing
in the bathtub?
1061
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:26,978
I'm unclogging the drain.
1062
00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,347
Did you know clogged drains can
lead to corrosion and flooding?
1063
00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:30,916
Oh no.
1064
00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:33,852
Okay, what's wrong?
1065
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:38,690
I never dreamed
of having a wedding.
1066
00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:41,827
But then I fell in love
with someone who did.
1067
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:46,064
And I want to do this for him,
but it's all a lot.
1068
00:42:46,632 --> 00:42:48,299
Does Logan know that?
1069
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,869
We've been together
over a decade. You'd think so.
1070
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:52,771
But he's so totally absorbed,
1071
00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:54,239
it's like
he's a different person.
1072
00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:56,642
I know he's dreamed of having
an extravagant wedding,
1073
00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:58,409
and I'm trying
to be sensitive to that.
1074
00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:01,747
But I'm not a rational function.
My limits are not infinite.
1075
00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:03,581
If only humans
could have vertical asymptotes,
1076
00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:04,916
you know what I'm saying?
1077
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,119
Not at all.
1078
00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,588
But I think I get
the gist of it.
1079
00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:13,424
So why don't we just
get out of here.
1080
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:15,426
Leave my own party?
1081
00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:17,195
I don't think I'm allowed
to do that.
1082
00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,564
You're the bride.
You can do whatever you want.
1083
00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:22,033
Party's almost over.
1084
00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:23,201
Plus, there's a cake down there
1085
00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:25,036
that everyone thinks
is you anyway.
1086
00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:26,604
[laughs]
1087
00:43:27,405 --> 00:43:30,141
-Where would we even go?
-I have ideas.
1088
00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:32,410
-[muted club music playing]
-Seriously?
1089
00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:33,745
A karaoke bar?
1090
00:43:33,845 --> 00:43:35,947
No, no, no, no. It's late.
1091
00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,749
The rehearsal's tomorrow.
1092
00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:40,185
-We gotta be rested.
-[Quinn] Hey!
1093
00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:41,920
Look at me.
1094
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,388
I love you.
1095
00:43:44,389 --> 00:43:45,891
I love you too.
1096
00:43:45,991 --> 00:43:47,993
So stop thinking about
the wedding for one second
1097
00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:50,428
and have some fun with me,
okay?
1098
00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:52,630
[sighs]
1099
00:43:52,731 --> 00:43:53,799
Fine.
1100
00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:55,300
-Okay. All right.
-[all] Yeah!
1101
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,568
But if Michael doesn't sing
Limp Bizkit, I'm leaving.
1102
00:43:57,669 --> 00:44:00,338
Cool. Everyone's drinks
are on Logan. Let's go inside.
1103
00:44:00,438 --> 00:44:02,607
-[all cheer]
-Let's go. Come on, babe.
1104
00:44:02,708 --> 00:44:04,475
-[Michael] That's it, Logan.
-[Stacey] Let's do this.
1105
00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:06,111
-You good?
-I'm good. You good?
1106
00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:07,578
-Yeah. Great.
-Good.
1107
00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:09,147
[Michael yelling]
1108
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:12,617
[rock music playing]
1109
00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:15,486
* Chocolate stardust *
1110
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:19,624
* Keep on rolling, baby *
1111
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,927
* Throw your hands up *
1112
00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:24,429
* Now move in, now move out,
hands up, now hands down *
1113
00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:27,265
* Back up, back up,
tell me what you gonna do now *
1114
00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:29,667
* Breathe in, now breathe out,
hands up, now hands down *
1115
00:44:29,768 --> 00:44:32,203
* Back up, back up,
tell me what you gonna do now *
1116
00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:34,472
* Keep rollin', rollin',
rollin', rollin' *
1117
00:44:34,572 --> 00:44:37,075
* Keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' *
1118
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:39,610
* Keep rollin', rollin',
rollin', rollin' *
1119
00:44:39,711 --> 00:44:40,879
* Keep rollin'... *
1120
00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:43,281
Yeah! This is my favorite!
Rollin', rollin'!
1121
00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:44,816
* I know y'all be lovin
this ish right here *
1122
00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:47,485
* L-I-M-P Bizkit
is right here *
1123
00:44:47,585 --> 00:44:49,620
* Gonna F you up,
shut the F up *
1124
00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:53,391
* And back the F up
while we F this track up *
1125
00:44:53,491 --> 00:44:55,360
[inaudible]
1126
00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:59,130
* You wanna mess
with Limp Bizkit? *
1127
00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:00,665
* You can't mess
with Limp Bizkit *
1128
00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:02,934
* 'Cause we get it on
every day and every night *
1129
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:04,635
Was he always that talented?
1130
00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:08,539
Yeah, but in school
it was mostly sad flute music.
1131
00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:09,941
Oh, yes!
1132
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:12,778
So you all went
to high school together?
1133
00:45:12,878 --> 00:45:14,479
Yeah! PCA, baby!
1134
00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:16,481
So sad what happened.
1135
00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:20,852
We were the last class
to attend Pacific Coast Academy.
1136
00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:23,855
The school closed down in 2009
1137
00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:27,525
when multiple parents complained
about poor education standards,
1138
00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:30,295
leading the state to launch
a formal investigation,
1139
00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:33,198
only to discover the school
wasn't even accredited
1140
00:45:33,298 --> 00:45:35,633
and Dean Rivers was stealing
students' tuition
1141
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,236
and blowing it
at Morongo Casino and Resort.
1142
00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:40,605
Yeah, it wasn't even
a real school.
1143
00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:43,174
The student loans were real! Ha!
1144
00:45:43,274 --> 00:45:45,710
[laughing]
I have so much debt!
1145
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,915
* Keep rollin', rollin',
rollin', rollin' *
1146
00:45:50,015 --> 00:45:51,582
* Rollin' *
1147
00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:53,451
-[all cheer]
-Woo!
1148
00:45:54,552 --> 00:45:57,322
-Let's go!
-Great job, buddy. Great job.
1149
00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,657
-Let's do it.
-[Logan] That was awesome!
1150
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,692
[indistinct shouting]
1151
00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:04,830
I'm gonna hit the head.
Does anybody need anything?
1152
00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:07,232
Chase? Maybe a water?
1153
00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:08,900
Yes.
1154
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,601
All right, I'll be right back.
1155
00:46:11,169 --> 00:46:13,504
-Consent to a kiss?
-Granted.
1156
00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:24,916
All right, next up,
we have Hugo Hemsworth
1157
00:46:25,016 --> 00:46:27,618
and Chase Matthews
1158
00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:28,786
singing a duet.
1159
00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:30,455
No, I'm all set.
1160
00:46:31,489 --> 00:46:33,925
Babe, you love karaoke. Go!
1161
00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:35,726
[cheers and applause]
1162
00:46:37,362 --> 00:46:40,298
[all chanting]
Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase!
1163
00:46:40,932 --> 00:46:42,067
-Yes!
-Woo!
1164
00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:43,568
[Stacey]
Yes, Chase!
1165
00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:44,569
Go, Chase, go!
1166
00:46:44,669 --> 00:46:45,871
Hope you're cool
with the high part.
1167
00:46:45,971 --> 00:46:46,938
Uh, what song are we even--
1168
00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:50,675
* Now I've had *
1169
00:46:50,775 --> 00:46:53,244
* The time of my life *
1170
00:46:53,344 --> 00:46:56,347
* No, I never felt
like this before *
1171
00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:58,216
Damn it, I love this song.
1172
00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,985
* Yes, I swear *
1173
00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:02,087
* It's the truth *
1174
00:47:02,187 --> 00:47:04,956
* And I owe it all to you *
1175
00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:08,459
* 'Cause I've had *
1176
00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:11,096
* The time of my life *
1177
00:47:11,196 --> 00:47:14,933
* And I owe it all to you *
1178
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,302
-Yo, they're both...
-Pretty good!
1179
00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,037
-Yeah.
-Let's go, Chase!
1180
00:47:19,137 --> 00:47:20,471
Not bad.
1181
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:22,473
Bet you didn't know
I was a high tenor, did you?
1182
00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:24,442
* I've been waiting
for so long *
1183
00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:27,078
* Now I finally
found someone *
1184
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,547
* To stand by me *
1185
00:47:31,116 --> 00:47:33,618
* We saw the writing
on the wall *
1186
00:47:33,718 --> 00:47:37,889
* As we felt
this magical fantasy *
1187
00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:42,393
* Now with passion
in our eyes *
1188
00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:46,631
* There's no way
we could disguise it secretly *
1189
00:47:49,267 --> 00:47:50,902
* So we take
each others' hand *
1190
00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:56,474
* 'Cause we seem to understand
the urgency *
1191
00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:59,710
[tender, upbeat music playing]
1192
00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:05,816
-Are they...?
-Wasted?
1193
00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:07,518
One of them is.
1194
00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:10,388
* I've had *
1195
00:48:10,488 --> 00:48:12,690
* The time of my life *
1196
00:48:12,790 --> 00:48:17,162
* No, I never felt
this way before *
1197
00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:19,364
* Yes, I swear *
1198
00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:22,200
* It's the truth *
1199
00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:26,437
* And I owe it all to you *
1200
00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:27,838
[cheering]
1201
00:48:27,939 --> 00:48:29,374
[Michael] See that bod?
1202
00:48:33,811 --> 00:48:35,113
Yes!
1203
00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:36,481
[Mark] Calm down.
1204
00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,194
[cheering]
1205
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,196
Yes!
1206
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:55,766
I can't dance like that.
I can't dance like that.
1207
00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:57,935
No, come on! Come on!
1208
00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,704
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Are you okay?
1209
00:48:59,804 --> 00:49:01,172
I am so sorry, dude.
1210
00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,507
What is this?
1211
00:49:02,607 --> 00:49:04,175
What? I thought we were
just having fun.
1212
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:05,710
This is about Zoey, isn't it?
1213
00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:07,878
You're mad we dated so you're
trying to make me jealous.
1214
00:49:07,979 --> 00:49:10,248
Well, that's not gonna work,
Mr. Sexy Doctor Man,
1215
00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:12,250
because I don't care
about Zoey anymore.
1216
00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,585
-What's happening?
-Looks like they're fighting.
1217
00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:16,254
[inaudible]
1218
00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:18,556
Let's just chill out.
1219
00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:20,958
That's it. I'm over it!
I'm over her!
1220
00:49:22,393 --> 00:49:24,795
-Well, doesn't sound like it.
-What'd you say?
1221
00:49:24,895 --> 00:49:26,431
I just get the feeling
1222
00:49:26,531 --> 00:49:29,234
that maybe you're not
actually over her.
1223
00:49:32,137 --> 00:49:33,571
-[screams]
-[all gasp]
1224
00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,274
[all cheer]
1225
00:49:38,876 --> 00:49:40,445
[laughing]
1226
00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:43,281
You're getting a bit heavy.
1227
00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:46,484
-Ah!
-[all gasp]
1228
00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:50,888
-[Mark] What?
-Up! Up!
1229
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,190
What is your problem?
1230
00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:55,293
Oh, boo-hoo! Time for rehearsal!
1231
00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:56,761
Out of bed!
1232
00:49:59,197 --> 00:50:01,032
Everybody outside in ten!
1233
00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:03,234
[Stacey]
What is the matter with you?
1234
00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:05,803
[both continue shouting
indistinctly]
1235
00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:12,610
Can't he leave me alone
for one minute?
1236
00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:14,312
I'm so sick
of babysitting this guy.
1237
00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:15,846
I cannot do this today.
1238
00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:16,981
[sighs]
1239
00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:23,054
-Todd.
-Hmm?
1240
00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:24,522
Aren't you a manny?
1241
00:50:25,323 --> 00:50:27,458
It's a side gig, but yeah.
1242
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,761
-Hmm?
-No!
1243
00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:33,398
-[whimpers]
-[sighs]
1244
00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:36,467
No. I'm your fake boyfriend.
1245
00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,170
Fake hungover boyfriend.
1246
00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,871
I'm not your babysitter.
1247
00:50:41,472 --> 00:50:42,440
Please. Please.
1248
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:44,041
[Logan]
Meet me in the chapel in ten!
1249
00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:46,844
I have to go be with my friends.
I really need your help on this.
1250
00:50:46,944 --> 00:50:47,912
Please.
1251
00:50:48,012 --> 00:50:49,514
The villa is just
right up the street.
1252
00:50:49,614 --> 00:50:51,882
You can go up there,
distract him, have fun.
1253
00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:55,019
-Please, please, please?
-Wait, so I get to go to set?
1254
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,854
Yes. Thank you.
1255
00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:01,626
Oh, my God. Finally.
1256
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,395
[Logan]
Places! Okay.
1257
00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:06,331
So we're gonna start
with Michael
1258
00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:09,367
making an announcement
to ask all the guests
1259
00:51:09,467 --> 00:51:11,769
to silence their phones.
1260
00:51:12,337 --> 00:51:13,604
Cue Michael.
1261
00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:16,006
[wheezes]
1262
00:51:16,507 --> 00:51:17,908
[Michael gasps weakly]
1263
00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:21,579
Cue Michael.
1264
00:51:22,513 --> 00:51:24,182
[wheezing]
Silence your phone.
1265
00:51:24,282 --> 00:51:25,450
Bro, what is going on?
1266
00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:27,752
[Lyric]
"I think I lost my voice."
1267
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,087
How do you know
what he's saying?
1268
00:51:30,188 --> 00:51:31,922
I'm really good at lip-reading.
1269
00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:33,224
From over there?
1270
00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:34,792
-Plus, I have 20/20 vision.
-[Logan] Great.
1271
00:51:34,892 --> 00:51:37,495
So my officiant
has lost his voice
1272
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,497
the day before the wedding!
1273
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:42,333
This is why we can't have fun.
1274
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,835
[Lyric]
"Let me show you. Ready?"
1275
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,538
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
1276
00:51:47,638 --> 00:51:50,107
to celebrate this thing
called patriarchy.
1277
00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:52,577
Heard of it?
1278
00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:55,313
Which has been used
for centuries to oppress women
1279
00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:56,881
by buying and selling them.
1280
00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:59,417
It's also kept the majority of
wealth in the male minority.
1281
00:51:59,517 --> 00:52:00,851
[Logan]
Okay, thank you, Lyric.
1282
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,788
Look, I'm sorry, buddy,
but I gotta replace you.
1283
00:52:03,888 --> 00:52:05,856
-[Lyric] "Son of a--"
-Fine.
1284
00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:07,925
-I'll do it.
-What?
1285
00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:11,562
I have the number one
murder podcast in the U.S.
1286
00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:13,398
People would literally kill
1287
00:52:13,498 --> 00:52:14,965
to have me officiate
their wedding.
1288
00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:16,601
Yeah, you make a fair point.
1289
00:52:16,701 --> 00:52:18,002
But who's gonna
walk me down the aisle?
1290
00:52:18,102 --> 00:52:21,239
-It's a straight line, babe.
-Michael, obviously.
1291
00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:23,308
[Lyric]
"Okay, sounds good."
1292
00:52:23,408 --> 00:52:24,742
[Logan]
Let's try this again.
1293
00:52:24,842 --> 00:52:28,513
Stacey will ask everyone
to silence their phones.
1294
00:52:28,613 --> 00:52:30,315
Get out of here, buddy.
1295
00:52:30,415 --> 00:52:32,683
-[clears throat]
-Cue Stacey.
1296
00:52:33,918 --> 00:52:37,722
[in deep, booming voice]
Silence your phones!
1297
00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:40,791
Just a little less creepy
next time, okay?
1298
00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:43,461
Yeah, okay.
Lyric's gonna sing us in.
1299
00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:46,964
Lyric!
1300
00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:50,535
[device chimes]
1301
00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:52,537
[vocalizes notes, stops]
1302
00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:55,440
[vocalizes notes, stops]
1303
00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:58,175
My AI gloves weren't programmed
to deal with that reverb.
1304
00:52:58,276 --> 00:52:59,610
Did you hear the echo?
1305
00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,646
-[vocalizing]
-[distorted audio]
1306
00:53:01,746 --> 00:53:03,514
All right, guys, get in places.
1307
00:53:03,614 --> 00:53:05,816
Michael, Mark,
Camille and Jared, come on.
1308
00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:07,485
-Tighten up.
-How's your nose?
1309
00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:08,886
How do you think?
1310
00:53:08,986 --> 00:53:11,356
Your boyfriend dropped me
on my face on purpose.
1311
00:53:11,456 --> 00:53:13,358
He did not do it on purpose.
1312
00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:16,193
Zoey, he's very strong.
His muscles are huge.
1313
00:53:16,294 --> 00:53:17,528
He definitely
could have held me.
1314
00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:20,097
Classic Chase.
Taking everything so personally.
1315
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,832
He said he was sorry.
1316
00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:25,169
[Logan] All right,
cue Camille and Jared.
1317
00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:27,738
Chase, I know it's awkward,
but for the sake of our friends,
1318
00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:29,907
can't we at least just try
to be friends?
1319
00:53:30,007 --> 00:53:31,108
[sighs]
1320
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,743
I'm sorry, but after
everything that happened,
1321
00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:34,445
did you really think
we were gonna be able
1322
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:36,080
to just link arms
and stroll off into the sunset?
1323
00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:39,216
All right, now Zoey and Chase
will link arms and stroll.
1324
00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:41,085
Okay, the timing of that
was unfair.
1325
00:53:41,185 --> 00:53:44,121
[Logan] They're linking.
They're strolling.
1326
00:53:46,190 --> 00:53:47,758
You could look happy.
1327
00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:50,094
Okay, cue the bride.
1328
00:53:51,262 --> 00:53:53,831
[Chase] And, frankly, there is
no amount of philanthropy
1329
00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:55,533
that will ever make up
for those mistakes.
1330
00:53:55,633 --> 00:53:57,402
-[laughter]
-Lastly,
1331
00:53:57,502 --> 00:53:58,936
Quinn, you have come up
1332
00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:01,572
with so many wonderful
inventions over the years,
1333
00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:03,608
but I think
that your most impressive yet
1334
00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:05,876
is actually the reinvention
1335
00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:08,112
of this guy right here,
my best friend.
1336
00:54:08,212 --> 00:54:10,515
He's become an amazing man
because of you.
1337
00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:12,883
And so I think I speak
for all of us
1338
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:15,520
when I say thank you very much,
Quinn.
1339
00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,788
-[all laugh]
-To Quinn and Logan. Everyone.
1340
00:54:17,888 --> 00:54:19,857
[all] To Quinn and Logan!
1341
00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:21,158
[glasses clink]
1342
00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:25,596
This is nice.
Stace, isn't this nice?
1343
00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:27,197
Everyone together,
celebrating?
1344
00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:30,968
Mm-hmm. Mark, tell me something.
You're my field producer, right?
1345
00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:32,269
And husband.
1346
00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:34,505
Then why aren't you
in the field?
1347
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,607
I thought we'd take
the night off.
1348
00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:38,509
Can the women
who are being murdered
1349
00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:39,977
take the night off, Mark?
1350
00:54:40,077 --> 00:54:41,111
But...
1351
00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:43,280
couldn't he be here?
1352
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,149
-What?
-I'm just saying,
1353
00:54:45,249 --> 00:54:47,385
technically couldn't
the Malibu Murderer
1354
00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:49,253
be at this wedding
1355
00:54:49,354 --> 00:54:50,755
in Malibu?
1356
00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:53,458
How dare you, Mark?
1357
00:54:53,558 --> 00:54:55,292
These are our closest
and dearest friends.
1358
00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:57,762
-You're so right.
-Why would there be a murderer
1359
00:54:57,862 --> 00:54:59,597
-at this wedding?
-Just forget I said it.
1360
00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:00,998
Enjoy your fish.
1361
00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:06,303
-Where's Hugo?
-Oh.
1362
00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:07,705
Um, uh...
1363
00:55:08,673 --> 00:55:10,207
he got called in
for an emergency.
1364
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,377
If only there were more
people like him in the world.
1365
00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:15,813
Hey, Zoe, your turn.
Like yesterday.
1366
00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:17,648
Oh, right. Yeah, okay.
1367
00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:19,350
[glass clinking]
1368
00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:23,253
I would like to make a toast.
1369
00:55:24,088 --> 00:55:28,626
I've known Quinn and Logan
for more than half my life.
1370
00:55:29,193 --> 00:55:31,962
During that time,
I've watched Quinn grow,
1371
00:55:32,062 --> 00:55:36,501
evolve, and accomplish
almost all of her dreams.
1372
00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:39,103
And I've watched Logan
watch her do that.
1373
00:55:39,203 --> 00:55:40,605
[all laugh]
1374
00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:45,109
Everyone says that high school
love doesn't last,
1375
00:55:45,209 --> 00:55:46,977
and they're right.
1376
00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:49,847
Most of the time, it doesn't.
1377
00:55:50,581 --> 00:55:52,717
Against all odds,
1378
00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:55,252
Quinn and Logan
have proved them wrong.
1379
00:55:57,388 --> 00:55:59,289
Uh... um...
1380
00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:03,093
uh, that's why it's so real
1381
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,463
and inspiring.
1382
00:56:05,563 --> 00:56:07,798
Just really makes me,
1383
00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:11,436
you know, just dance a little
and, um...
1384
00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:14,672
[bangs on table]
...just really gets me
1385
00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:18,208
so excited, I just want
to sing and drink a lot.
1386
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:19,844
-[all cheer]
-Yeah!
1387
00:56:19,944 --> 00:56:22,012
To Quinn and Logan!
1388
00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:24,415
-[excited chatter]
-[glasses clink]
1389
00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:26,751
[all gasp]
1390
00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:29,654
I'm such a klutz.
I'm gonna have to go change.
1391
00:56:29,754 --> 00:56:31,188
You missed your mouth
by a lot.
1392
00:56:31,288 --> 00:56:33,190
I know. I'm sorry.
I'll be right back, okay?
1393
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,628
What is going on?
1394
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:39,764
Why is he here?
And what is on his face?
1395
00:56:39,864 --> 00:56:42,767
I'm an ice tiger. Grr!
1396
00:56:43,468 --> 00:56:44,735
Todd, what happened?
1397
00:56:44,835 --> 00:56:46,504
[in normal voice]
You told me to babysit.
1398
00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:47,938
So I took him to the pier.
1399
00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:50,441
He wanted to ride
the kiddy coaster, right?
1400
00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:53,410
But he's too big, so he hit
his head on the support beam.
1401
00:56:55,379 --> 00:56:58,148
Now he can't remember
the last six months of his life.
1402
00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:01,586
Including the show,
or Jordyn J.
1403
00:57:01,686 --> 00:57:03,420
-What?
-[roars loudly]
1404
00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:05,389
-[roaring]
-My God.
1405
00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:06,791
Did I just hear a lion?
1406
00:57:06,891 --> 00:57:10,060
No. My dad made me get rid
of all my exotic pets.
1407
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,262
[Todd]
It's not that big of a deal.
1408
00:57:12,362 --> 00:57:13,698
Right? It's okay.
1409
00:57:13,798 --> 00:57:16,901
I mean, wasn't Jordan B.
pretty stupid already?
1410
00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:19,103
[roars]
1411
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:21,872
You're right, maybe nobody
will even notice.
1412
00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:24,308
I mean, I'm gonna be telling him
exactly what to say.
1413
00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:26,644
Okay, I need to get back
down there.
1414
00:57:26,744 --> 00:57:28,178
So you're gonna sneak him
into the villa,
1415
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:29,747
put him to sleep,
he'll sleep this off,
1416
00:57:29,847 --> 00:57:31,982
-and everything will be--
-[cell phone chimes]
1417
00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:33,317
Oh.
1418
00:57:36,721 --> 00:57:38,022
[screams]
1419
00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:40,424
[bright, upbeat music playing]
1420
00:57:42,426 --> 00:57:44,061
[panting]
1421
00:57:56,841 --> 00:57:58,743
[male voice]
Door opening.
1422
00:58:04,549 --> 00:58:05,950
Door closing.
1423
00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:10,320
Zoey, it is show day.
1424
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,389
You said you were gonna
have the car back in time,
1425
00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:13,958
so where's the car, babe?
1426
00:58:14,058 --> 00:58:15,125
Archer, I promise you,
1427
00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:17,061
the car is the least
of your worries.
1428
00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:20,865
Have you seen Jordan B. today?
Is he acting a little,
1429
00:58:20,965 --> 00:58:23,000
um, I don't know, different?
1430
00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:25,770
Oh, hey!
1431
00:58:26,370 --> 00:58:28,105
-Hi.
-Hey!
1432
00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:29,339
Whoa!
1433
00:58:31,408 --> 00:58:33,077
[panicked chatter]
1434
00:58:33,711 --> 00:58:35,680
Just as dumb as usual. Why?
1435
00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:38,348
No reason! Look, I'm on my way
with the car.
1436
00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:41,351
I just have to make a little
pit stop in Santa Barbara.
1437
00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:44,254
Santa Barbara?
That is not on the way.
1438
00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:46,190
Okay, um...
1439
00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:49,259
What do I do?
1440
00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:51,829
[heavy metal music blares]
1441
00:58:51,929 --> 00:58:53,564
-[music turned off]
-No.
1442
00:58:53,664 --> 00:58:55,265
[male voice]
Door opening.
1443
00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:57,501
[gasps] Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry! I did not mean to!
1444
00:58:57,602 --> 00:58:59,203
-[groans]
-Oh, Chase.
1445
00:58:59,303 --> 00:59:00,571
It's you.
1446
00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:02,072
Zoey!
1447
00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:05,175
If my nose wasn't broken before,
I think it might be now.
1448
00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:06,944
Why are you even up this early?
1449
00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,779
I went on a run.
Why are you even up right now?
1450
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:10,414
Is your nose bleeding?
1451
00:59:10,514 --> 00:59:11,782
Oh, here, I have some tissues.
1452
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:13,117
[male voice]
Door closing.
1453
00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:14,652
-Uh, no...
-Wait, no, no, no!
1454
00:59:14,752 --> 00:59:16,587
Wait, wait!
1455
00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:18,288
[male voice]
Navigation calculated.
1456
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:21,592
Estimated time:
one hour, 12 minutes.
1457
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,494
Zoey? Turn it off.
1458
00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:26,063
[Zoey] I don't know how.
1459
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:28,332
[Chase] You don't know
how to work your own car?
1460
00:59:28,432 --> 00:59:30,434
-Come on.
-Turn off!
1461
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:33,237
-Door. Stop car.
-[Chase] Uh...
1462
00:59:34,739 --> 00:59:36,140
[Zoey] Cancel trip.
1463
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,176
[male voice] New drive time:
one hour, 59 minutes.
1464
00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:41,111
[Chase]
Why did it just go up?
1465
00:59:41,211 --> 00:59:43,513
-Quinn?
-Here comes the bride.
1466
00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:47,618
All dressed in really pretty
pink pajamas. Hello?
1467
00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:49,754
-Wedding day!
-Good morning!
1468
00:59:49,854 --> 00:59:53,090
-You all look so good!
-You do!
1469
00:59:54,659 --> 00:59:55,860
Where's Zoey?
1470
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,561
-Oh.
-Zoey?
1471
00:59:57,662 --> 00:59:58,696
Zoey?
1472
00:59:58,796 --> 01:00:00,931
-Zoe?
-Zoey?
1473
01:00:01,398 --> 01:00:02,633
-Zoey?
-Zoey?
1474
01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:14,578
It's showtime, baby.
1475
01:00:23,153 --> 01:00:25,289
Can you at least tell me
where we're going?
1476
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:34,031
Cool, I guess we'll just
sit in silence then.
1477
01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:36,633
Chase, you made it very clear
1478
01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,669
that you don't want to hear
what I have to say.
1479
01:00:38,769 --> 01:00:40,170
I thought that maybe
this weekend,
1480
01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:42,106
we could put our past
behind us and act like adults,
1481
01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:43,841
but clearly we cannot.
1482
01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:46,811
So, yes, I think it's best
if we don't speak.
1483
01:00:46,911 --> 01:00:48,679
[male voice]
Playing "Don't Speak."
1484
01:00:49,546 --> 01:00:51,782
* You and me *
1485
01:00:52,449 --> 01:00:55,619
* We used to be together *
1486
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,655
* Every day, together *
1487
01:00:58,756 --> 01:01:01,091
* Always *
1488
01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:05,062
* I really feel *
1489
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:08,098
* That I'm losing
my best friend *
1490
01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:13,370
* I can't believe
this could be the end *
1491
01:01:14,271 --> 01:01:15,405
* Don't speak *
1492
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:18,208
* I know just what
you're saying *
1493
01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:21,278
* So please stop explaining *
1494
01:01:21,378 --> 01:01:23,280
* Don't tell me,
'cause it hurts *
1495
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:25,282
[Todd, in Australian accent]
Ladies, are we decent?
1496
01:01:25,382 --> 01:01:26,216
[laughs]
1497
01:01:26,316 --> 01:01:28,585
Hugo, what are you
doing here?
1498
01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,620
Zoey's dealing with a little
work emergency,
1499
01:01:30,721 --> 01:01:32,857
-so she sent me.
-Wow.
1500
01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:35,259
-Who wants mimosas?
-[excited chatter]
1501
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,493
[Todd] Yes!
1502
01:01:36,593 --> 01:01:38,863
-Everybody take a glass.
-Is everything okay?
1503
01:01:38,963 --> 01:01:40,831
[Todd] Here you go.
Everything is fine.
1504
01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:43,633
-She's gonna be right back.
-Okay.
1505
01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:48,205
[male voice] Arriving
at Perry's Fine Jewelry.
1506
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:50,941
[whimsical music playing]
1507
01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:54,611
[Chase] But Logan said
you got the rings already.
1508
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,746
Doors opening.
1509
01:01:55,846 --> 01:01:57,782
Thank God.
Let's get out of here.
1510
01:01:57,882 --> 01:02:00,117
This thing's horrible.
It's like a prison on wheels.
1511
01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:03,220
Doors closing.
Self-park activating.
1512
01:02:04,021 --> 01:02:06,023
Oh. Heh.
1513
01:02:07,691 --> 01:02:10,527
Hey, is that the car
from LOVE: Fully Charged ?
1514
01:02:11,295 --> 01:02:12,062
No.
1515
01:02:12,162 --> 01:02:13,663
I'm pretty sure it is.
1516
01:02:13,764 --> 01:02:15,032
No, it's not.
1517
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,040
[woman]
These are really nice.
1518
01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:25,475
Even I would like for you
to buy me some of these.
1519
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,511
You know, if you want
somebody on the side,
1520
01:02:27,611 --> 01:02:28,779
I am that person.
1521
01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:32,482
[bell dings]
1522
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:33,550
[gasps]
1523
01:02:33,650 --> 01:02:34,718
We are appointment only.
1524
01:02:34,819 --> 01:02:35,820
You have an appointment?
1525
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,822
Um, we're here to pick up.
1526
01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:40,490
-Name?
-Reese. Logan and Quinn.
1527
01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:42,860
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Reese.
1528
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,662
Stop playing with me. You know
you got no money. Go home.
1529
01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:50,034
Oh! Mr. and Mrs. Reese,
I did not recognize your voice.
1530
01:02:50,134 --> 01:02:51,768
I spoke to y'all over the phone.
1531
01:02:51,869 --> 01:02:53,237
Remember me? Janice.
1532
01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:54,771
-No, that's actually not...
-No. We're not...
1533
01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:57,141
Honestly, it's fine.
My mama say I'm forgettable.
1534
01:02:57,241 --> 01:02:58,876
But you two are late.
1535
01:02:58,976 --> 01:03:00,210
I thought maybe
you was trying to ditch us
1536
01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:01,979
and get your rings
down the street.
1537
01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:03,380
[both laugh nervously]
1538
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:04,915
Pauline! Kayla!
1539
01:03:05,015 --> 01:03:07,084
-The Reese family is here!
-Oh, my God.
1540
01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:09,219
[chuckles]
1541
01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:10,654
[Janice]
The rings will be right out.
1542
01:03:10,754 --> 01:03:11,721
-Oh!
-Oh!
1543
01:03:11,822 --> 01:03:12,890
[chuckles nervously]
1544
01:03:12,990 --> 01:03:14,691
Pauline! Kayla!
1545
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,261
[gasps]
1546
01:03:25,069 --> 01:03:26,436
Oh, this is a lot.
1547
01:03:28,272 --> 01:03:29,773
-Uh, no.
-Uh, no. We're fine.
1548
01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:31,775
-Take it.
-[whispering] Take it.
1549
01:03:32,242 --> 01:03:34,111
-Okay.
-[both chuckle nervously]
1550
01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,113
We love giving high-paying
customers like yourself
1551
01:03:36,213 --> 01:03:37,314
the full VIP treatment.
1552
01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:38,648
We hope you don't mind.
1553
01:03:38,748 --> 01:03:40,450
-We actually have to go.
-Yeah, we need to leave.
1554
01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:43,988
Oh, come on, you're never gonna
be as in love as you are now.
1555
01:03:44,088 --> 01:03:45,622
And it might not even last.
1556
01:03:46,290 --> 01:03:48,058
-Probably won't.
-That's a weird thing to say.
1557
01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:49,359
Okay. Oh!
1558
01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:51,295
[Janice]
A toast to the bride and groom.
1559
01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:53,030
-[camera shutters click]
-[all] Cheers!
1560
01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:54,831
So, Quinn and Logan,
what's your story?
1561
01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:57,101
-Again, we're actually not...
-We don't want to...
1562
01:03:57,201 --> 01:04:00,304
Oh, come on, don't be
those people, so boring.
1563
01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:02,306
Don't even think
about being those people.
1564
01:04:02,772 --> 01:04:05,575
You're not gonna get these rings
until you spill the tea.
1565
01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,177
Now, where did you meet?
1566
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:10,047
Well, we met in middle school.
1567
01:04:10,147 --> 01:04:12,516
Oh, young love. I love.
Then what?
1568
01:04:12,616 --> 01:04:15,819
He saw me and ran his bike
into a flagpole.
1569
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:17,321
-No. A flagpole?
-I'm dead.
1570
01:04:17,421 --> 01:04:19,656
-Then we became best friends.
-Study buddies.
1571
01:04:19,756 --> 01:04:21,558
But everybody knew
I had a thing for her.
1572
01:04:21,658 --> 01:04:23,293
And no one knew
I had a thing for him.
1573
01:04:23,393 --> 01:04:24,828
-They knew.
-They did not.
1574
01:04:24,929 --> 01:04:26,964
But every time I tried
to take it to the next level,
1575
01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:29,366
something always got in the way.
1576
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,768
-Other boyfriends.
-[all gasp]
1577
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:34,071
-Other girlfriends.
-Yikes. We don't like that.
1578
01:04:34,171 --> 01:04:35,739
-Distance.
-Mm-hmm.
1579
01:04:35,839 --> 01:04:37,274
-Mistakes.
-Ugh.
1580
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:39,009
But anyway, here we are
getting married now.
1581
01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:40,677
It's great,
so fast-forward to now.
1582
01:04:40,777 --> 01:04:41,578
We'd love our rings.
1583
01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:43,147
[chanting]
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
1584
01:04:43,247 --> 01:04:45,849
[all]
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
1585
01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:48,552
-Actually, we're just gonna...
-Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1586
01:04:48,652 --> 01:04:50,820
-We're just gonna...
-Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1587
01:04:50,921 --> 01:04:55,392
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1588
01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:57,661
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1589
01:04:57,761 --> 01:04:59,829
-[all cheer]
-[camera shutters click]
1590
01:05:00,931 --> 01:05:02,599
Guys, seriously?
1591
01:05:02,699 --> 01:05:04,969
-We're actually gonna head.
-We should leave, right?
1592
01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,736
This is a lot.
And the champagne was...
1593
01:05:06,836 --> 01:05:09,706
* I'm just waiting
for your love *
1594
01:05:09,806 --> 01:05:12,209
* You know you are
the only one *
1595
01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:13,643
* That I think of *
1596
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:17,147
* And all I want to do
is fuel the fire *
1597
01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:18,648
[all]
Oh.
1598
01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:21,618
-Seriously, these suck.
-Every single one.
1599
01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:23,020
Blurry.
1600
01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:26,256
No, actually,
Zoey's the big spoon
1601
01:05:26,356 --> 01:05:27,757
and I'm the little spoon.
1602
01:05:27,857 --> 01:05:29,026
We're cute like that.
1603
01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:30,160
[all laugh]
1604
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:31,928
Hugo, you are hilarious.
1605
01:05:32,029 --> 01:05:33,297
Where did you grow up again?
1606
01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:34,564
[in normal voice]
Burbank.
1607
01:05:34,664 --> 01:05:36,266
[in Australian accent]
Uh... Brisbane.
1608
01:05:38,602 --> 01:05:39,403
[laughs]
1609
01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:40,904
Australia. Brisbane.
1610
01:05:43,107 --> 01:05:45,675
[Lyric] Sometimes I use an
Australian accent when I go out.
1611
01:05:45,775 --> 01:05:47,611
[in bad Australian accent]
You wouldn't believe
1612
01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:51,748
how many men, women,
and nonbinary people I get
1613
01:05:51,848 --> 01:05:53,217
when I use this voice.
1614
01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:55,585
Hey, Hugo, could you text
Zoey for me?
1615
01:05:55,685 --> 01:05:57,821
I've tried a bunch of times,
but she hasn't responded.
1616
01:05:57,921 --> 01:05:59,323
Yeah, can do.
1617
01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:01,725
I'll get us a bottle
while I'm out.
1618
01:06:03,227 --> 01:06:04,561
[sighs]
1619
01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:07,564
All right, see you soon.
1620
01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:10,700
[in bad accent]
Ugh. Aussies are the best.
1621
01:06:12,036 --> 01:06:14,471
[computerized voice]
Hey, Logan, here's an idea.
1622
01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:16,306
I can still officiate
the wedding
1623
01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:17,907
using text to voice.
1624
01:06:18,008 --> 01:06:19,809
What? No, dude.
Absolutely not.
1625
01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:22,146
Look, I can't find Chase
anywhere. Where is he?
1626
01:06:22,246 --> 01:06:23,580
[wheezing]
1627
01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:26,050
Dude, I can't hear
a single thing you're saying.
1628
01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:27,117
Where is he?
1629
01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:28,718
-I'll text him.
-I'll text him.
1630
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:29,886
Thank you, Jared.
1631
01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:34,324
[computerized voice]
Jared, you suck.
1632
01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:36,093
Really, Michael?
1633
01:06:36,193 --> 01:06:38,162
[upbeat music playing]
1634
01:06:38,262 --> 01:06:39,596
[Chase and Zoey laughing]
1635
01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:41,265
[Chase] Is that what happens
when you get engaged?
1636
01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:42,866
Free champagne
everywhere you go?
1637
01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:44,401
[Zoey] No, that's what happens
when you drop
1638
01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:46,670
-six figures on a ring.
-[laughs]
1639
01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:49,039
So, um, you think you and Hugo
will get engaged?
1640
01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:50,740
[laughing] No.
1641
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,909
I'm-I'm-- I mean, no.
1642
01:06:53,910 --> 01:06:55,845
Not really thinking
about marriage.
1643
01:06:55,945 --> 01:06:57,714
But what about you?
1644
01:06:57,814 --> 01:06:59,849
Danielle? No.
I mean, she's great.
1645
01:06:59,949 --> 01:07:01,785
Um, for now.
1646
01:07:01,885 --> 01:07:04,321
Uh, you know,
the timing just felt right.
1647
01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:06,856
Timing. Something we never had.
1648
01:07:11,228 --> 01:07:13,630
[somber music playing]
1649
01:07:14,598 --> 01:07:16,900
I'm so sorry about Hawaii.
1650
01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:19,369
I tried to call.
I sent messages.
1651
01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:21,538
And I completely understand
why you didn't respond,
1652
01:07:21,638 --> 01:07:24,141
but I wanted the chance
to explain why I--
1653
01:07:24,241 --> 01:07:27,043
Left me alone on a literal
island and waited weeks to call?
1654
01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:28,778
Yeah, why did you do that?
1655
01:07:31,215 --> 01:07:35,319
I guess I was so used to it
not working out between us
1656
01:07:35,419 --> 01:07:38,555
that I was scared
of what would happen
1657
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:42,025
if it actually did.
So I just bailed.
1658
01:07:43,327 --> 01:07:46,096
I really, really wish I hadn't.
1659
01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:50,167
I mean, I've tried to move on.
I've tried to forget.
1660
01:07:50,267 --> 01:07:51,868
I threw myself into work.
1661
01:07:51,968 --> 01:07:54,371
Distanced myself
from all of our friends.
1662
01:07:54,471 --> 01:07:56,706
I even downloaded
every dating app on Earth.
1663
01:07:56,806 --> 01:07:59,676
But no matter what I did,
it always came back to you.
1664
01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:05,382
I know that sounds
so ridiculous, but it's why...
1665
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:08,585
[music brightens, intensifies]
1666
01:08:26,270 --> 01:08:28,071
-[alarm beeping]
-[music fades]
1667
01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:37,814
[Chase]
Why is the car stopping?
1668
01:08:38,415 --> 01:08:40,884
[male voice]
Zero percent charge.
1669
01:08:42,386 --> 01:08:44,720
Oh, my gosh.
You have to charge this car.
1670
01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:46,656
[Chase]
Yeah, that's kind of a thing.
1671
01:08:46,756 --> 01:08:49,593
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
1672
01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:53,997
You look beautiful.
1673
01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:56,966
Thank you.
1674
01:08:59,102 --> 01:09:00,737
Is that what you're wearing?
1675
01:09:00,837 --> 01:09:02,305
Yeah, why?
1676
01:09:02,406 --> 01:09:03,740
No reason.
1677
01:09:05,408 --> 01:09:06,776
-Anything yet from Zoey?
-No.
1678
01:09:06,876 --> 01:09:08,778
Calls are going
straight to voicemail.
1679
01:09:08,877 --> 01:09:09,946
Why is...
1680
01:09:10,046 --> 01:09:11,648
...nothing going through?
1681
01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:16,085
[Chase] Yeah, I think I had
better over here, actually.
1682
01:09:16,185 --> 01:09:18,721
[Zoey] What am I gonna do?
How could this be the one spot
1683
01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:20,557
that there's absolutely
no service?
1684
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:22,158
[cell phone beeping]
1685
01:09:22,259 --> 01:09:23,960
Zoey, Zoey, hey, hey.
1686
01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:25,595
I think we can make it,
but we have to go.
1687
01:09:25,694 --> 01:09:27,197
We have to walk now.
1688
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,165
-Okay.
-Come on.
1689
01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:34,738
[Chase] Yeah, it'll be good.
Here we go.
1690
01:09:38,442 --> 01:09:39,843
Have you heard from Chase
this morning?
1691
01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:41,245
Nobody can get
a hold of him.
1692
01:09:41,345 --> 01:09:43,011
No, I haven't.
1693
01:09:43,747 --> 01:09:45,482
Wow, you look so good.
1694
01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:47,451
Thanks. So do you.
1695
01:09:47,551 --> 01:09:50,019
-Have you heard from Zoey?
-No, I haven't.
1696
01:09:50,118 --> 01:09:52,488
Wait. Is this supposed
to be their first look?
1697
01:09:52,589 --> 01:09:54,157
-They're weird like that.
-[Logan] Wait.
1698
01:09:54,258 --> 01:09:57,126
So the maid of honor and
the best man are both missing?
1699
01:09:57,227 --> 01:09:58,595
I can't believe this.
1700
01:10:00,830 --> 01:10:03,767
[Zoey, breathlessly]
How much farther?
1701
01:10:04,268 --> 01:10:05,969
[Chase] Oh. Here.
1702
01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:08,238
Okay. Thank you.
1703
01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:10,474
Here, you wear mine.
1704
01:10:11,275 --> 01:10:12,476
Oh, that's so much better.
1705
01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:13,710
Yeah, this is...
1706
01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:15,612
-This is not better.
-Okay.
1707
01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:17,914
Oh, God.
1708
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:20,183
[indistinct chatter]
1709
01:10:20,284 --> 01:10:22,619
[music continues]
1710
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:30,560
[music ends with
an echoing gong note]
1711
01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:34,564
[electronic music playing]
1712
01:10:34,664 --> 01:10:36,866
[vocalizing softly]
1713
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,562
[bell rings]
1714
01:11:06,663 --> 01:11:09,032
So normally I could not
afford Montecito,
1715
01:11:09,132 --> 01:11:13,169
but I can afford Montecito
if the house has had a murder,
1716
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,705
-which this one has.
-Uh-huh.
1717
01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:18,007
-The whole first floor--
-I think that might be wet.
1718
01:11:22,145 --> 01:11:23,513
What is that?
1719
01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:26,282
Uh, it's "White Diamond,"
Mr. Kevyn.
1720
01:11:27,384 --> 01:11:28,585
Benjamin Moore?
1721
01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:29,686
This is a great shade.
1722
01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:30,854
I mean, I love it.
1723
01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:32,489
Will you paint my office
that color?
1724
01:11:32,589 --> 01:11:34,424
-Yeah.
-Great. Now?
1725
01:11:34,524 --> 01:11:35,759
-Oh. Yeah. Yes, sir.
-Now!
1726
01:11:35,859 --> 01:11:37,927
No, in the future. Now!
1727
01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:40,163
-Greg!
-Hi, hi.
1728
01:11:40,263 --> 01:11:41,765
Hey.
1729
01:11:43,567 --> 01:11:46,336
Does anyone have eyes
on the car?
1730
01:11:46,436 --> 01:11:48,838
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
1731
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:53,343
[Chase] Oh, God.
1732
01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,412
Come on, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
1733
01:11:55,512 --> 01:11:56,813
[Zoey sighs] Okay.
1734
01:11:57,213 --> 01:11:58,848
[cell phone vibrating]
1735
01:12:00,517 --> 01:12:01,985
[phone line ringing]
1736
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,591
-Hello?
-Oh, my God!
1737
01:12:07,691 --> 01:12:09,559
I thought you were dead!
I hoped you were dead!
1738
01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:10,760
I've called you
like a thousand times.
1739
01:12:10,860 --> 01:12:13,229
-Where the hell are you?
-I know, I know.
1740
01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:16,099
So I didn't exactly realize that
the car needed to be charged.
1741
01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:17,934
So it's dead on the side
of the PCH.
1742
01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:19,769
Oh, my God!
1743
01:12:20,404 --> 01:12:21,738
But it's okay.
1744
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,673
The car doesn't even
need to be there...
1745
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:27,777
because Jordan B. is going
to listen to what I say.
1746
01:12:27,877 --> 01:12:30,146
How are you gonna tell him what
to say if you're not here?
1747
01:12:30,246 --> 01:12:32,416
Archer, you're gonna
have to trust me on this one.
1748
01:12:32,516 --> 01:12:34,384
Well, I actually don't.
1749
01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,119
-[sighs]
-Um...
1750
01:12:36,219 --> 01:12:37,954
I didn't mean to eavesdrop,
but it sounds like
1751
01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:40,323
you've gotten yourself into
quite a complicated situation.
1752
01:12:40,424 --> 01:12:42,125
You have no idea.
1753
01:12:42,225 --> 01:12:43,627
[Chase gasping]
1754
01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:47,831
[Lyric vocalizing]
1755
01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:50,299
[electronic music playing]
1756
01:13:04,113 --> 01:13:06,783
Okay, we have waited
as long as we can, all right?
1757
01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:08,117
These guests are gonna leave
1758
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,986
if we have to listen to Lyric
sing anymore.
1759
01:13:10,554 --> 01:13:11,555
[Zoey] Wait.
1760
01:13:11,655 --> 01:13:13,557
We're here.
And we have the rings.
1761
01:13:13,657 --> 01:13:15,258
Quinn, I'm so sorry.
I can explain.
1762
01:13:15,358 --> 01:13:18,695
No. No explanations, all right?
We are late enough as it is.
1763
01:13:18,795 --> 01:13:21,264
Places. Go. Go.
1764
01:13:25,201 --> 01:13:26,235
Cue Lyric.
1765
01:13:26,936 --> 01:13:29,205
[mystical synth music playing]
1766
01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:32,208
[sighs]
1767
01:13:32,308 --> 01:13:33,777
Cue me.
1768
01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:37,714
[vocalizing]
1769
01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:52,128
And cue Michael and Mark.
1770
01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:55,031
* This *
1771
01:13:55,131 --> 01:13:58,301
* Is my gift to you *
1772
01:13:58,401 --> 01:13:59,736
* A song *
1773
01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:01,571
* For your day brand-new *
1774
01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:02,806
Cue Camille and Jared.
1775
01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:04,173
* Written *
1776
01:14:05,241 --> 01:14:06,275
* By me *
1777
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,612
* For you *
1778
01:14:08,712 --> 01:14:11,014
* You together *
1779
01:14:12,015 --> 01:14:16,085
* She's in her wedding dress *
1780
01:14:16,185 --> 01:14:20,456
* And he's hoping
she'll say yes... *
1781
01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:22,592
I was really worried
about you.
1782
01:14:22,692 --> 01:14:23,993
I know. I'm so sorry.
1783
01:14:24,093 --> 01:14:25,829
* I wrote it for the both... *
1784
01:14:25,929 --> 01:14:27,597
And Zoey and Chase.
1785
01:14:27,697 --> 01:14:29,198
* Ooh *
1786
01:14:30,033 --> 01:14:34,437
* I just want you both
to know *
1787
01:14:34,538 --> 01:14:36,439
* That I wrote this song *
1788
01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:38,474
* Yeah, I wrote this song *
1789
01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:40,109
Thirty seconds to showtime.
1790
01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:41,811
[man]
Thirty seconds, everybody.
1791
01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,947
Hey, what am I supposed to do?
1792
01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:45,582
Are you seriously
asking me that?
1793
01:14:45,682 --> 01:14:47,817
-Yes.
-If you pick a Pontiac over me
1794
01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,118
on live television,
1795
01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:51,921
I will make your life
a living hell, hmm?
1796
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:53,590
Hey, pal.
1797
01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:56,459
Pre-show jitters
are totally normal, okay?
1798
01:14:56,560 --> 01:15:00,864
Here's what I want you to do.
Just relax and listen to Zoey.
1799
01:15:00,964 --> 01:15:03,166
-Can you do that for me?
-I think so.
1800
01:15:03,967 --> 01:15:05,101
You're gonna be great.
1801
01:15:05,201 --> 01:15:07,571
-Oh, who's Zoey?
-She's not here, dude.
1802
01:15:07,671 --> 01:15:09,372
You'll have to manage this
on your own.
1803
01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:12,208
-Nice hair, by the way.
-Thanks.
1804
01:15:12,308 --> 01:15:15,244
-Fifteen seconds.
-Wow, okay, Joey. Thank you.
1805
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,116
[Kelley]
And paging Zoey.
1806
01:15:22,619 --> 01:15:23,920
Zoey, do you copy?
1807
01:15:25,655 --> 01:15:27,123
Where's the girl?
1808
01:15:27,957 --> 01:15:30,359
[Zoey, on earpiece]
I'm here. I'm here, Jordan.
1809
01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:32,796
You got this, buddy.
Just take a deep breath for me.
1810
01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:34,163
[inhales sharply]
1811
01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:35,531
[sighs loudly]
1812
01:15:35,632 --> 01:15:36,733
This should be fun.
1813
01:15:36,833 --> 01:15:38,434
Please rise.
1814
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,938
[gentle music continues]
1815
01:15:58,855 --> 01:16:00,389
Welcome to
the LOVE: Fully Charged
1816
01:16:00,489 --> 01:16:02,726
season six live finale!
1817
01:16:02,826 --> 01:16:04,193
[applause]
1818
01:16:04,994 --> 01:16:07,631
I'm your host, Archer March.
Three couples remain.
1819
01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:09,198
But only one can win.
1820
01:16:09,298 --> 01:16:11,835
And that couple will soon
be revealed.
1821
01:16:11,935 --> 01:16:13,502
[applause]
1822
01:16:15,438 --> 01:16:16,840
First, let's look
at some highlights
1823
01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:17,907
from this juicy season.
1824
01:16:18,007 --> 01:16:20,844
[gentle music continues]
1825
01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:28,017
[song continues indistinctly]
1826
01:16:29,452 --> 01:16:31,420
[vocalizations continue]
1827
01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:35,191
Love you.
1828
01:16:39,796 --> 01:16:41,631
[in deep, booming voice]
You may be seated.
1829
01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:44,567
No?
1830
01:16:44,668 --> 01:16:46,035
[clears throat]
1831
01:16:46,703 --> 01:16:47,937
Dearly beloved...
1832
01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,773
[Archer] Are you ready, America?
1833
01:16:49,873 --> 01:16:51,140
[audience cheers]
1834
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:53,743
I don't know about you,
but my heart is racing.
1835
01:16:53,843 --> 01:16:56,345
Ugh, I'm sorry.
I just hate their faces.
1836
01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:57,480
Is it just me?
1837
01:16:58,114 --> 01:16:59,983
Don't-- I'd like you
not to answer.
1838
01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:02,686
...of two of my very favorite
people in the world.
1839
01:17:02,786 --> 01:17:06,756
A genius, whose discoveries
will define a generation,
1840
01:17:06,856 --> 01:17:08,591
and my rich friend,
Logan Reese.
1841
01:17:09,425 --> 01:17:14,397
the winners of LOVE:
Fully Charged season six are...
1842
01:17:14,898 --> 01:17:15,999
Jordan B. and Jordyn J.!
1843
01:17:16,099 --> 01:17:17,500
[audience cheering]
1844
01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:19,903
Congratulations, you guys.
1845
01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:22,505
Wow. This is so well-deserved.
1846
01:17:22,605 --> 01:17:24,307
How are you feeling right now?
1847
01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:25,942
Uh...
1848
01:17:26,042 --> 01:17:27,110
Say, "It wouldn't
have been possible
1849
01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:28,778
without this beautiful woman."
1850
01:17:28,878 --> 01:17:31,748
It wouldn't have been possible
without this beautiful woman.
1851
01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:32,882
[audience]
Aw!
1852
01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:35,885
Oh, um, did the maid of honor
1853
01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:37,887
have something
she wanted to say?
1854
01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:39,622
-[feedback squeals]
-Oh, no! God!
1855
01:17:39,723 --> 01:17:40,589
[people murmuring]
1856
01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:42,391
Oh, no! God!
1857
01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:43,659
[Zoey] Sorry.
1858
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,429
I'm just so overwhelmed
with emotion.
1859
01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:49,532
Uh-huh. Um, as I was saying...
1860
01:17:49,632 --> 01:17:52,368
Sorry, I'm just so overwhelmed
with emotion.
1861
01:17:53,569 --> 01:17:55,972
[Archer] Okay, well, um,
don't get too excited,
1862
01:17:56,072 --> 01:17:57,340
because it's not over yet.
1863
01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,142
You still have a very big
decision to make.
1864
01:17:59,242 --> 01:18:02,411
Tight on the garage.
Perfect. Very nice.
1865
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:05,681
Should anyone present
know of any reason
1866
01:18:05,782 --> 01:18:09,285
that this couple should not
be joined in holy matrimony,
1867
01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:13,122
speak now or forever
hold your peace.
1868
01:18:13,723 --> 01:18:15,258
[music fades]
1869
01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:17,326
[deep, rumbling note resonates]
1870
01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:19,028
Stacey.
1871
01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:26,669
[Stacey] You.
1872
01:18:27,737 --> 01:18:28,704
It's you.
1873
01:18:30,673 --> 01:18:31,741
Mark.
1874
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:33,576
Hugo.
1875
01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:35,611
You were right under my nose.
1876
01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,280
How did I not see it sooner?
1877
01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:40,516
First, you came to the welcome
reception in dirty scrubs,
1878
01:18:40,616 --> 01:18:44,353
and no self-respecting ER doctor
would ever leave the hospital
1879
01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:45,855
in dirty scrubs.
1880
01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:48,724
Two, you said you were
from Burbank,
1881
01:18:48,825 --> 01:18:50,693
which is not in Australia.
1882
01:18:50,794 --> 01:18:52,295
And also...
1883
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:55,464
you have massive hands.
1884
01:18:56,032 --> 01:18:57,033
Hey, look...
1885
01:18:57,133 --> 01:19:01,170
Everyone, this man
is not the charming,
1886
01:19:01,270 --> 01:19:03,439
selfless, hilarious,
1887
01:19:03,539 --> 01:19:08,011
extremely jacked Hemsworth
cousin that we all thought.
1888
01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:11,915
This man is the Malibu Murderer!
1889
01:19:12,015 --> 01:19:14,483
-[all gasp]
-Wait, wait? Murderer?
1890
01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:16,652
No, no, no, no. I...
1891
01:19:18,021 --> 01:19:19,688
[in normal voice]
I'm not a murderer.
1892
01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:24,527
I'm an actor.
1893
01:19:24,627 --> 01:19:25,962
[indistinct murmuring]
1894
01:19:26,662 --> 01:19:29,698
Jordan B., what do you love most
about Jordyn J.?
1895
01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:32,268
-What's going on?
-Nothing, absolutely nothing.
1896
01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:34,570
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
1897
01:19:34,670 --> 01:19:35,839
[audience gasps]
1898
01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:39,375
[Archer] Jordan B.,
we're all a little confused.
1899
01:19:39,475 --> 01:19:41,845
What is it that you really want?
1900
01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:46,149
If it's absolutely nothing,
then why were you late?
1901
01:19:46,249 --> 01:19:47,951
It was the car! The car!
1902
01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:49,785
[gasps]
No, Jordan, not you.
1903
01:19:49,886 --> 01:19:51,855
The car. Oh, the car!
1904
01:19:51,955 --> 01:19:53,556
No, Jordan, not you.
1905
01:19:53,656 --> 01:19:55,424
[audience gasps]
1906
01:19:55,524 --> 01:19:56,725
[mouthing]
1907
01:19:56,826 --> 01:19:58,227
Can you explain all of this?
1908
01:19:58,327 --> 01:19:59,795
Yes. Sorry. Of course.
1909
01:19:59,896 --> 01:20:01,464
Am I hearing you correctly?
1910
01:20:01,564 --> 01:20:03,566
[laughs nervously]
You're choosing the car?
1911
01:20:03,666 --> 01:20:06,335
Yes. Sorry. Of course.
1912
01:20:06,435 --> 01:20:07,937
[crying]
1913
01:20:08,037 --> 01:20:09,805
Open the garage, I guess.
1914
01:20:09,906 --> 01:20:12,808
[tense music playing]
1915
01:20:16,779 --> 01:20:18,314
[Kelley] Where is the car?
1916
01:20:18,714 --> 01:20:21,684
Where is the effing car?
1917
01:20:21,784 --> 01:20:22,952
Greg?
1918
01:20:23,052 --> 01:20:25,521
Are you watching
LOVE: Fully Charged ?
1919
01:20:25,621 --> 01:20:27,123
Oh! Who won?
1920
01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:30,159
What is going on?
1921
01:20:30,259 --> 01:20:32,595
[somber music playing]
1922
01:20:33,629 --> 01:20:34,830
I'm working.
1923
01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:36,565
I'm working during your wedding.
1924
01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:40,269
I got an opportunity,
and I tried to do both.
1925
01:20:40,369 --> 01:20:42,505
If you had to work,
why didn't you just tell me?
1926
01:20:43,239 --> 01:20:46,175
Because this is so important,
and you were so excited.
1927
01:20:46,275 --> 01:20:49,178
So I lied. To myself, to you.
1928
01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:50,746
To everyone.
1929
01:20:52,648 --> 01:20:55,784
What about him?
What is Stacey talking about?
1930
01:20:55,885 --> 01:20:57,386
Hugo is not a murderer.
1931
01:20:57,486 --> 01:21:00,856
I'm not sure how she came
to that conclusion.
1932
01:21:02,825 --> 01:21:04,193
His name is Todd,
1933
01:21:04,293 --> 01:21:07,663
and I hired him to be
my boyfriend for the weekend.
1934
01:21:08,431 --> 01:21:10,633
I knew something
was going on with you.
1935
01:21:11,634 --> 01:21:14,237
You've been distant
and distracted,
1936
01:21:14,837 --> 01:21:17,740
and you completely abandoned me
when I needed you the most.
1937
01:21:18,407 --> 01:21:21,110
To do what? Hang out with Chase?
1938
01:21:21,744 --> 01:21:23,646
Zoey, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
1939
01:21:23,746 --> 01:21:25,381
Logan, don't even start.
1940
01:21:26,015 --> 01:21:28,384
You care more about
making this wedding a spectacle
1941
01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:30,353
than about making it meaningful.
1942
01:21:30,453 --> 01:21:34,257
You completely ignored me
every step of the way.
1943
01:21:35,558 --> 01:21:38,261
None of this is what I wanted.
1944
01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:43,832
Our wedding is off.
1945
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,534
[crowd gasps]
1946
01:21:47,336 --> 01:21:52,175
* If I'm so smart *
1947
01:21:53,109 --> 01:21:56,879
* Why do I feel so dumb? *
1948
01:21:58,281 --> 01:22:00,616
* Why did you take *
1949
01:22:00,716 --> 01:22:03,519
* My heart *
1950
01:22:04,087 --> 01:22:07,957
* Then just cut and run? *
1951
01:22:08,557 --> 01:22:14,063
* And if the pain is real *
1952
01:22:14,497 --> 01:22:19,602
* Why do I feel so numb? *
1953
01:22:21,104 --> 01:22:25,975
* And if I'm so smart... *
1954
01:22:27,043 --> 01:22:29,512
-[audience jeering]
-I don't know what's happening.
1955
01:22:29,612 --> 01:22:31,547
I don't know
what's happening.
1956
01:22:31,647 --> 01:22:34,350
I could do
everyone's job in here
1957
01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:37,386
better than everyone who
is not doing their job in here.
1958
01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:39,322
Everyone's fired. Get out.
1959
01:22:39,422 --> 01:22:41,890
* ...feel so down *
1960
01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:45,094
* Why do I see *
1961
01:22:45,194 --> 01:22:47,096
So I guess this is a wrap
on me then, huh?
1962
01:22:47,930 --> 01:22:50,766
Yeah. Thanks for everything
this weekend.
1963
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:53,169
I'm so sorry I dragged you
into all this,
1964
01:22:53,269 --> 01:22:54,770
and I can't even
get you on the show.
1965
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:56,572
I'm an actor in L.A.
1966
01:22:56,672 --> 01:22:59,608
I kind of expect
to be disappointed.
1967
01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:02,345
You got my head shot
and resume?
1968
01:23:02,445 --> 01:23:03,912
-Yeah.
-Okay.
1969
01:23:05,414 --> 01:23:10,719
* If I'm so high *
1970
01:23:11,087 --> 01:23:14,790
* Why do I feel so down? *
1971
01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:16,025
[sighs]
1972
01:23:16,525 --> 01:23:21,030
* And if I'm so brave *
1973
01:23:22,098 --> 01:23:26,001
* Why do I feel so scared? *
1974
01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:32,608
* Why did you tell me stay *
1975
01:23:33,209 --> 01:23:36,545
* Then just disappear *
1976
01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:39,415
* And if it's true *
1977
01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:43,119
* You're going *
1978
01:23:43,219 --> 01:23:48,857
* Why do I still
feel you here? *
1979
01:23:50,993 --> 01:23:54,029
* So long, farewell *
1980
01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:55,998
* Goodbye *
1981
01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:59,802
* So long, farewell *
1982
01:23:59,902 --> 01:24:01,537
* Goodbye *
1983
01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:05,474
* So long, farewell *
1984
01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:07,910
* Goodbye *
1985
01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:10,679
-Hey.
-Hey.
1986
01:24:12,014 --> 01:24:15,818
So, did you talk to Danielle?
I mean, I feel awful.
1987
01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:20,022
Zoey, I...
I have a confession.
1988
01:24:21,690 --> 01:24:23,959
Danielle and I actually broke up
two weeks ago.
1989
01:24:25,194 --> 01:24:26,729
She agreed to still
come with me to the wedding
1990
01:24:26,829 --> 01:24:28,464
so I didn't have
to show up alone.
1991
01:24:29,798 --> 01:24:31,600
Well, at least you didn't
hire an actor.
1992
01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:33,802
[laughs]
Yeah, there's that.
1993
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:36,071
[gentle music playing]
1994
01:24:38,607 --> 01:24:40,976
How did I screw this up so bad,
1995
01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:42,745
and when did life get so messy?
1996
01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:44,780
I know we thought
high school was hard,
1997
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:48,217
but I would kill
to go back to PCA.
1998
01:24:49,318 --> 01:24:52,155
Yeah, it's too bad Quinn hasn't
invented a time machine yet.
1999
01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:54,390
I'm sure we'd all love
to go back.
2000
01:24:55,391 --> 01:24:56,625
Yeah.
2001
01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:02,731
Go back.
2002
01:25:03,466 --> 01:25:05,234
That's exactly
what we need to do.
2003
01:25:05,334 --> 01:25:06,702
Uh, what?
2004
01:25:06,802 --> 01:25:09,538
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
2005
01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:24,220
[music fades]
2006
01:25:24,753 --> 01:25:26,989
[Zoey]
This is gonna take a while.
2007
01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:31,394
All right, people,
let's get to work.
2008
01:25:31,494 --> 01:25:32,895
Let's do it.
2009
01:25:34,330 --> 01:25:35,631
[Stacey]
Think there's anything left
2010
01:25:35,731 --> 01:25:37,633
in the old
arts and crafts studio?
2011
01:25:40,203 --> 01:25:41,404
You know, this is great and all,
2012
01:25:41,504 --> 01:25:42,838
but what if I can't
get her here?
2013
01:25:42,938 --> 01:25:45,541
I've tried flower arrangements,
edible arrangements,
2014
01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:47,210
a sky writer, nothing.
2015
01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:49,144
Have you tried talking to her?
2016
01:25:49,245 --> 01:25:51,314
-No!
-Maybe try that.
2017
01:25:51,414 --> 01:25:53,449
-There's so much to do.
-I know. I know.
2018
01:25:53,549 --> 01:25:55,918
Do you mind helping Ms. Reese
with lights over there?
2019
01:25:56,018 --> 01:25:57,052
Thank you.
2020
01:25:57,152 --> 01:25:59,822
[Stacey] I don't know, Mark!
Just be helpful!
2021
01:25:59,922 --> 01:26:01,424
-I'm trying.
-Here, I'll help.
2022
01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:03,025
-Thank you.
-Got it.
2023
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,061
Zoey!
2024
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:07,596
Look what I found!
2025
01:26:07,696 --> 01:26:10,165
No, no, you're under strict
vocal rest until it's time.
2026
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,901
Is this cake?
2027
01:26:13,736 --> 01:26:16,004
-Yeah.
-I knew it.
2028
01:26:16,705 --> 01:26:17,740
[Chase] Okay, okay.
2029
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:19,342
Okay, listen,
I know that we thought
2030
01:26:19,442 --> 01:26:20,776
Sushi Rox closed
when the school did,
2031
01:26:20,876 --> 01:26:22,845
but it turns out Kazu's son
started a food truck,
2032
01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:24,547
and they'd be more than happy
to cater.
2033
01:26:24,647 --> 01:26:26,615
Perfect. She loves sushi.
2034
01:26:26,715 --> 01:26:28,417
Cool, I think
that covers everything, right?
2035
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:29,852
Except for music.
2036
01:26:29,952 --> 01:26:31,654
I know that Quinn was really
excited about the band,
2037
01:26:31,754 --> 01:26:33,456
but unfortunately
they're unavailable today.
2038
01:26:33,556 --> 01:26:34,890
So who are we gonna get
to play the music?
2039
01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:36,024
Me.
2040
01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:37,926
I'm a DJ too.
2041
01:26:39,262 --> 01:26:42,164
* You're welcome *
2042
01:26:42,731 --> 01:26:45,033
Sounds pretty good.
That settles it.
2043
01:26:46,068 --> 01:26:47,470
So, what do we do now?
2044
01:26:48,237 --> 01:26:50,773
Now? We wait.
2045
01:26:55,411 --> 01:26:58,481
[dramatic music playing]
2046
01:27:02,017 --> 01:27:03,486
[soft squeaking]
2047
01:27:03,586 --> 01:27:05,954
[music softens, brightens]
2048
01:27:21,036 --> 01:27:22,738
I'm so sorry, Quinn!
2049
01:27:24,106 --> 01:27:26,241
Maybe this all happened
for a reason.
2050
01:27:26,909 --> 01:27:29,211
Maybe we just want
different things.
2051
01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:32,281
-And maybe that's okay.
-No!
2052
01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:36,685
I don't want different things.
I only want what you want.
2053
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:40,456
I was trying so hard
to make this wedding perfect
2054
01:27:40,556 --> 01:27:42,658
for me and for you.
2055
01:27:43,492 --> 01:27:45,561
I stopped thinking about us.
2056
01:27:45,994 --> 01:27:46,895
I was an idiot.
2057
01:27:46,995 --> 01:27:49,031
I was worse than an idiot.
I was--
2058
01:27:49,131 --> 01:27:50,265
A groomzilla?
2059
01:27:50,366 --> 01:27:51,767
Yes.
2060
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,736
Is that a thing?
2061
01:27:54,503 --> 01:27:56,972
All I know is I want
to be with you...
2062
01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:00,075
because I love you, Quinn.
2063
01:28:02,244 --> 01:28:04,046
I love you too, Logan.
2064
01:28:04,747 --> 01:28:07,182
I love Quinn Pensky!
2065
01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:10,185
And I love Logan Reese!
2066
01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:12,087
[man] Shut up!
2067
01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:15,257
Hang on, I'll buzz you up.
2068
01:28:15,358 --> 01:28:16,792
Can you come down?
2069
01:28:17,793 --> 01:28:19,562
I was hoping we could go
for a ride.
2070
01:28:19,662 --> 01:28:22,631
Logan, where are we?
What are we doing?
2071
01:28:23,399 --> 01:28:26,402
[music slowly builds]
2072
01:28:26,502 --> 01:28:29,605
[sweeping, romantic music
playing]
2073
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,695
[music softens]
2074
01:28:55,931 --> 01:28:57,032
Hi.
2075
01:28:57,466 --> 01:28:58,701
Hi.
2076
01:28:59,468 --> 01:29:00,836
What is all this?
2077
01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:02,638
Did you do this?
2078
01:29:02,738 --> 01:29:04,306
We all did.
2079
01:29:05,574 --> 01:29:08,343
Quinn, I'm so sorry.
2080
01:29:09,445 --> 01:29:11,013
You can't not marry
your best friend
2081
01:29:11,113 --> 01:29:13,281
because your other best friend
ruined it.
2082
01:29:15,384 --> 01:29:16,952
But I'm wearing this.
2083
01:29:17,386 --> 01:29:18,954
Well, you did always say
2084
01:29:19,054 --> 01:29:21,323
that you'd rather get married
in a lab coat.
2085
01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,196
-[laughs]
-Here.
2086
01:29:33,135 --> 01:29:35,638
How do you feel?
2087
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,207
Like myself.
2088
01:29:45,748 --> 01:29:47,182
Quinn Pensky...
2089
01:29:47,916 --> 01:29:50,118
will you marry me still?
2090
01:29:51,554 --> 01:29:53,021
-Yes?
-Yeah.
2091
01:29:53,822 --> 01:29:55,558
-Yes! Yes!
-[all laugh]
2092
01:29:56,091 --> 01:29:58,527
-She said yes.
-[guests applaud]
2093
01:29:58,627 --> 01:30:00,896
[playing "Wedding March"]
2094
01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:11,707
[Michael clears throat]
2095
01:30:11,807 --> 01:30:13,108
[Michael, hoarsely]
Dearly beloved.
2096
01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:16,078
-[in normal voice] Just kidding!
-[all laugh]
2097
01:30:17,646 --> 01:30:19,715
We're gathered here today
2098
01:30:19,815 --> 01:30:21,684
to celebrate this beautiful love
2099
01:30:21,784 --> 01:30:24,953
between Quinn Pensky
and Logan Reese.
2100
01:30:26,021 --> 01:30:28,857
[upbeat dance music playing]
2101
01:30:28,957 --> 01:30:31,126
Seriously, best ceremony
I've ever heard.
2102
01:30:31,226 --> 01:30:33,862
I mean, hilarious,
heartbreaking, personal.
2103
01:30:33,962 --> 01:30:35,163
Did you write that yourself?
2104
01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:36,765
I've been writing that
since high school
2105
01:30:36,865 --> 01:30:37,933
when they first fell in love.
2106
01:30:38,033 --> 01:30:39,535
You should do our wedding.
2107
01:30:39,635 --> 01:30:41,837
Oh, I'm down.
Let's do it. Let's go!
2108
01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,806
[cell phone vibrating]
2109
01:30:43,906 --> 01:30:44,840
Oh, excuse me.
2110
01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,308
I have to take this.
2111
01:30:50,178 --> 01:30:51,747
Kelley, I know
what you're going to say,
2112
01:30:51,847 --> 01:30:53,716
and my stuff will be out
of the office on Monday.
2113
01:30:53,816 --> 01:30:55,417
[Kelley]
I'm promoting you.
2114
01:30:55,518 --> 01:30:56,485
You're what?
2115
01:30:56,585 --> 01:30:57,586
The numbers are in.
2116
01:30:57,686 --> 01:30:59,855
It was the highest-rated
2117
01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:02,090
LOVE: Fully Charged
finale ever.
2118
01:31:02,190 --> 01:31:05,928
The network is sharting
their brains with happiness.
2119
01:31:06,028 --> 01:31:09,364
They want a spin-off
with both Jordans.
2120
01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:11,466
I want you on my team.
2121
01:31:11,567 --> 01:31:14,402
-I don't know what to say.
-There is so much more to you
2122
01:31:14,503 --> 01:31:15,638
than meets the eye.
2123
01:31:15,738 --> 01:31:16,772
You have so much more
to offer.
2124
01:31:16,872 --> 01:31:19,307
What you did by throwing out
2125
01:31:19,407 --> 01:31:21,476
every reality TV trope,
2126
01:31:21,577 --> 01:31:24,212
by ignoring me at every turn,
2127
01:31:24,312 --> 01:31:26,014
that took balls.
2128
01:31:28,917 --> 01:31:30,485
I respect balls.
2129
01:31:31,654 --> 01:31:33,488
-You're right.
-What?
2130
01:31:33,589 --> 01:31:35,357
I do have a lot to offer.
2131
01:31:35,457 --> 01:31:37,626
And I'm tired of wasting it
on people who don't deserve it,
2132
01:31:37,726 --> 01:31:38,761
like you.
2133
01:31:38,861 --> 01:31:40,529
-I quit.
-I'll double your salary.
2134
01:31:42,430 --> 01:31:44,499
-And give me the corner office?
-Yeah, sure.
2135
01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:46,168
And fire Greg?
2136
01:31:47,435 --> 01:31:48,571
-Hey, Greg?
-What?
2137
01:31:48,671 --> 01:31:49,905
You're fired.
2138
01:31:52,407 --> 01:31:53,375
All right.
2139
01:31:53,876 --> 01:31:56,745
-Yeah, done.
-[Stacey] Oh, there he is! Todd!
2140
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,313
[cheering]
2141
01:31:59,915 --> 01:32:01,116
One more thing.
2142
01:32:04,687 --> 01:32:05,921
Deal.
2143
01:32:08,256 --> 01:32:09,224
Hey, Jordan?
2144
01:32:11,226 --> 01:32:12,260
Go home.
2145
01:32:12,661 --> 01:32:14,362
I don't know where I live!
2146
01:32:14,462 --> 01:32:18,500
I am sorry that I accused you
of being a murderer,
2147
01:32:18,601 --> 01:32:21,069
but you have to understand
it was not my fault.
2148
01:32:21,169 --> 01:32:24,006
It was Mark's.
Mark, what did you do?
2149
01:32:24,106 --> 01:32:26,141
I followed a bad lead.
2150
01:32:26,241 --> 01:32:29,377
That's right. And what do you
have to say to Quinn?
2151
01:32:29,978 --> 01:32:32,648
I am sorry
we ruined your wedding?
2152
01:32:32,748 --> 01:32:33,916
We?
2153
01:32:34,016 --> 01:32:36,184
I'm sorry I ruined your wedding.
2154
01:32:36,284 --> 01:32:37,185
[Stacey] Better.
2155
01:32:37,653 --> 01:32:41,056
Oh, I am also very sorry,
but he does not speak for me.
2156
01:32:41,156 --> 01:32:43,091
-[scoffs]
-No, it's a feminism thing.
2157
01:32:43,191 --> 01:32:45,127
We do that--
Where are you going?
2158
01:32:45,594 --> 01:32:46,829
Todd, you made it.
2159
01:32:46,929 --> 01:32:49,131
I'm so sorry I'm late.
I manny on the weekends.
2160
01:32:49,231 --> 01:32:51,066
Well, you may not
have to anymore,
2161
01:32:51,166 --> 01:32:53,001
because I got you on the show!
2162
01:32:53,602 --> 01:32:54,837
-No.
-Yes!
2163
01:32:56,605 --> 01:32:58,506
Thank you!
2164
01:32:58,607 --> 01:33:00,208
Everybody, get out of the way.
2165
01:33:00,308 --> 01:33:02,811
Quinn and my dumb brother
are gonna do their first dance.
2166
01:33:02,911 --> 01:33:04,747
[all cheer]
2167
01:33:04,847 --> 01:33:07,315
["You Wanna Be My Man"
by The Shivas plays]
2168
01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:08,917
-So...
-Tell me.
2169
01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:26,702
This wedding sucks.
Where are the oyster shuckers?
2170
01:33:27,335 --> 01:33:29,537
-All right, I deserved that.
-[laughs]
2171
01:33:31,674 --> 01:33:34,409
* I *
2172
01:33:38,113 --> 01:33:42,384
* Don't know *
2173
01:33:46,722 --> 01:33:50,092
* Don't care *
2174
01:33:54,229 --> 01:33:57,632
-* Won't go *
-Phew.
2175
01:34:01,603 --> 01:34:02,705
You want to dance?
2176
01:34:02,805 --> 01:34:05,240
* You say *
2177
01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:07,509
What's next, Chase Matthews?
2178
01:34:07,609 --> 01:34:08,777
Back to Baltimore?
2179
01:34:09,244 --> 01:34:11,146
You know,
it is really cold out there.
2180
01:34:11,246 --> 01:34:13,015
Well, I heard,
and don't quote me,
2181
01:34:13,115 --> 01:34:16,685
but I heard there are schools
in California.
2182
01:34:16,785 --> 01:34:18,086
Oh, well...
2183
01:34:18,186 --> 01:34:20,288
Well, maybe I'll look into that.
2184
01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:23,491
But whatever the future holds...
2185
01:34:24,592 --> 01:34:25,694
I hope that you're in it.
2186
01:34:26,328 --> 01:34:27,462
Because...
2187
01:34:28,130 --> 01:34:29,431
I love you, Zoey.
2188
01:34:30,699 --> 01:34:32,100
And I always have.
2189
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:33,836
I...
2190
01:34:33,936 --> 01:34:35,003
love you too.
2191
01:34:35,103 --> 01:34:37,505
[music continues]
2192
01:34:42,577 --> 01:34:45,013
[cheers and applause]
2193
01:34:51,954 --> 01:34:53,455
Ugh, I'm bored.
2194
01:34:54,857 --> 01:34:58,693
[music changes abruptly]
* Starships were meant to fly *
2195
01:34:58,794 --> 01:35:02,397
* Hands up and touch the sky *
2196
01:35:02,497 --> 01:35:06,401
* Can't stop,
'cause we're so high *
2197
01:35:06,501 --> 01:35:09,571
* Let's do this one more time *
2198
01:35:10,238 --> 01:35:14,042
* Starships were meant to fly *
2199
01:35:14,142 --> 01:35:17,980
* Hands up and touch the sky *
2200
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:21,683
* Let's do this one last time *
2201
01:35:21,784 --> 01:35:25,120
* Can't stop,
we're higher than a mother... *
2202
01:35:25,220 --> 01:35:29,091
-["Starships" continues]
-Toss it back! Woo!
2203
01:35:30,759 --> 01:35:33,028
* We're higher
than a mother... *
2204
01:35:38,566 --> 01:35:40,702
* We're higher
than a mother... *
2205
01:35:41,103 --> 01:35:44,139
* Starships were meant
to fly... *
2206
01:35:44,239 --> 01:35:45,607
I hear you're, like,
a producer.
2207
01:35:45,707 --> 01:35:46,674
Heard of Drippin' ?
2208
01:35:46,775 --> 01:35:48,143
And you're friends with Logan?
2209
01:35:48,243 --> 01:35:49,778
And he didn't
introduce me to you?
2210
01:35:49,878 --> 01:35:51,947
[whiny]
Logan, you always do this to me!
2211
01:35:52,047 --> 01:35:54,016
You never support me
in any of my endeavors!
2212
01:35:54,116 --> 01:35:55,483
I support you. Don't--
2213
01:35:56,218 --> 01:35:59,187
* Starships were meant to fly *
2214
01:35:59,287 --> 01:36:01,456
Good for you for picking up
on the rebound, you know?
2215
01:36:01,990 --> 01:36:03,158
Yeah!
2216
01:36:03,258 --> 01:36:05,360
-Yeah. Yeah!
-Yeah.
2217
01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:06,494
Sloppy seconds.
2218
01:36:07,762 --> 01:36:11,466
* Can't stop,
we're higher than a mother... *
2219
01:36:17,139 --> 01:36:19,207
* We're higher
than a mother... *
2220
01:36:24,712 --> 01:36:26,514
* We're higher
than a mother... *
2221
01:36:26,614 --> 01:36:28,016
[song ends, fades]
2222
01:36:28,917 --> 01:36:31,119
I know you're bummed we didn't
catch him this time, Stace,
2223
01:36:31,219 --> 01:36:32,587
but we will.
2224
01:36:32,687 --> 01:36:33,956
We always do.
2225
01:36:34,056 --> 01:36:36,925
That's why we're the number one
murder podcast in America.
2226
01:36:37,025 --> 01:36:38,160
Yeah.
2227
01:36:38,260 --> 01:36:39,962
You're probably right.
2228
01:36:40,062 --> 01:36:41,930
So great meeting you, Todd.
2229
01:36:42,030 --> 01:36:43,999
Sorry again
about that little mix-up.
2230
01:36:44,099 --> 01:36:45,800
Oh, don't even worry about it.
2231
01:36:45,901 --> 01:36:47,970
You guys get home safe, okay?
2232
01:36:48,403 --> 01:36:51,439
[dramatic music playing]
2233
01:36:51,539 --> 01:36:52,740
Shh.
2234
01:36:53,775 --> 01:36:55,243
[music ends abruptly]
2235
01:36:55,343 --> 01:36:58,513
["Follow Me" by
Jamie Lynn Spears plays]
2236
01:37:00,048 --> 01:37:01,483
I have ideas.
2237
01:37:02,217 --> 01:37:03,718
Excuse me, did I wink?
2238
01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:05,153
[laughter]
2239
01:37:05,253 --> 01:37:07,255
[woman]
You're loving it, Mr. Perry.
2240
01:37:07,355 --> 01:37:09,624
-Oh, I am.
-[laughs]
2241
01:37:10,292 --> 01:37:12,594
Mr. Perry,
you own a jewelry shop.
2242
01:37:12,694 --> 01:37:13,761
I'm loving it too.
2243
01:37:13,862 --> 01:37:15,463
[laughing]
2244
01:37:16,264 --> 01:37:17,933
Bubbe! What are you doing?
2245
01:37:18,033 --> 01:37:20,002
Oh, I thought you were cake.
2246
01:37:20,102 --> 01:37:22,971
-No, it's me.
-I almost ate you.
2247
01:37:23,071 --> 01:37:24,306
Here, I got your back.
2248
01:37:24,406 --> 01:37:25,640
-[belches]
-Oh, my God!
2249
01:37:25,740 --> 01:37:27,943
-We're in a car!
-It didn't smell bad.
2250
01:37:28,043 --> 01:37:29,011
[chuckles]
2251
01:37:29,111 --> 01:37:31,313
Somebody help me. My God.
2252
01:37:31,413 --> 01:37:33,481
With a 300-mile driving radius--
2253
01:37:33,581 --> 01:37:35,483
Uh-huh, what's the line?
[laughs]
2254
01:37:35,583 --> 01:37:37,986
I'm sorry to this camera
that has to go back and forth.
2255
01:37:38,086 --> 01:37:39,154
Loving you.
2256
01:37:39,254 --> 01:37:42,090
-[chatter]
-* Yeah, yeah *
2257
01:37:42,190 --> 01:37:43,591
* Tell the DJ... *
2258
01:37:43,691 --> 01:37:44,559
[man] And...
2259
01:37:44,659 --> 01:37:46,694
[woman]
Could you play that back?
2260
01:37:46,794 --> 01:37:48,130
[laughs]
2261
01:37:48,230 --> 01:37:49,264
* Yeah *
2262
01:37:50,532 --> 01:37:53,301
Are you guys still filming me?
Can I ask an honest question?
2263
01:37:53,401 --> 01:37:55,537
Can you tell that these are
ladies' leggings?
2264
01:37:56,604 --> 01:37:58,873
I don't think you can tell.
Right?
2265
01:38:01,143 --> 01:38:03,045
* Yeah, yeah *
2266
01:38:03,145 --> 01:38:04,279
I'm good.
2267
01:38:04,379 --> 01:38:06,081
-[man] Cut.
-[indistinct chatter]
2268
01:38:06,181 --> 01:38:07,749
-Are you okay?
-[Erin] No, I'm not.
2269
01:38:09,051 --> 01:38:10,252
And that's that.
2270
01:38:10,352 --> 01:38:11,886
* Inside your head *
2271
01:38:12,620 --> 01:38:15,623
* Just get out
with me instead *
2272
01:38:16,258 --> 01:38:18,927
* Let's melt the stress away *
2273
01:38:19,394 --> 01:38:21,229
* Yeah, yeah *
2274
01:38:21,329 --> 01:38:22,897
* Yeah, yeah, you *
2275
01:38:24,399 --> 01:38:28,003
* Do what you want to do *
2276
01:38:28,703 --> 01:38:31,439
* Be your own kind of muse *
2277
01:38:32,374 --> 01:38:34,776
* It's your role to play *
2278
01:38:35,210 --> 01:38:37,045
* Yeah, yeah *
2279
01:38:37,145 --> 01:38:39,014
* Tell the DJ play *
2280
01:38:39,114 --> 01:38:40,915
* We can dance all day *
2281
01:38:41,016 --> 01:38:44,552
* Let's just get away, yeah *
2282
01:38:44,652 --> 01:38:47,222
* We can make them see *
2283
01:38:47,689 --> 01:38:51,093
* All of the things
that we can be *
2284
01:38:51,193 --> 01:38:55,397
* Forget all your fears
and follow me *
2285
01:38:56,298 --> 01:38:59,401
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *
2286
01:39:02,037 --> 01:39:05,140
* The stars are shining now *
2287
01:39:05,240 --> 01:39:07,309
* They're shining for you *
2288
01:39:07,409 --> 01:39:09,511
* Shining for you *
2289
01:39:09,611 --> 01:39:13,048
* But you don't need
shooting stars *
2290
01:39:13,148 --> 01:39:16,384
* The magic's all in you *
2291
01:39:16,484 --> 01:39:18,753
* We can make them see *
2292
01:39:18,853 --> 01:39:22,557
* All of the things
that we can be *
2293
01:39:22,657 --> 01:39:26,628
* Forget all your fears
and follow me *
2294
01:39:27,629 --> 01:39:30,865
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *
2295
01:39:32,100 --> 01:39:34,102
* Tell the DJ play *
2296
01:39:34,202 --> 01:39:36,004
* We can dance all day *
2297
01:39:36,104 --> 01:39:38,573
* Let's just get away *
2298
01:39:38,673 --> 01:39:40,008
* Yeah *
2299
01:39:40,108 --> 01:39:42,344
* We can make them see *
2300
01:39:42,444 --> 01:39:46,181
* All of the things
that we can be *
2301
01:39:46,281 --> 01:39:50,452
* Forget all your fears
and follow me *
2302
01:39:51,286 --> 01:39:54,456
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *
2303
01:40:04,199 --> 01:40:05,700
[music fades]
2304
01:40:06,301 --> 01:40:09,471
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
2305
01:41:24,279 --> 01:41:25,680
[music fades]
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