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(grunts)

Oh, Sophia, I'm afraid
I have some bad news.

Gladys Goldfine called.
She broke her hip.

So she wants you
to take her tickets
to The Price is Right.

Bad news?

What are you, nuts?
This is wonderful news.

For who could
this be bad news?

Gladys Goldfine.

I don't follow.

Sophia, the woman
broke her hip.

Oh, boo‐hoo.

She took the risks,
and now she's paying
the price.

Risk? What was she doing
when it happened?

Getting out of bed.

Everyone is a daredevil.

Sophia, not to burst
your bubble,

but The Price is Right
is in two days.

Now, if Bob Barker
should choose you
to be contestant,

how are you gonna
pay for a plane ticket
to LA?

Don't you
worry about me.

I have a plan...

And a hostage.

Oh, stop it.

Look, Sophia,
in the first place,

you're lousy at
The Price is Right.

I am not!

In the second place,
do you know

how much a round‐trip ticket
to LA costs with

two days' notice?

Forty dollars, Bob.

Sophia, you're not going.

‐I'm going.
‐In that case, good luck.

Yeah, break a leg.

Break a leg? $300.

Hey, Roland.
Oh, your mom's
looking for you, man.

Oh, yeah. We're suppose
to spend the day together.

You know, I've been
kind of worried about her
ever since that divorce.

You know, she's been
really lonely,

but at least I can
be there for her,
support her,

you know, comfort her,
stay by her side.

Oh, by the way,
Camille Jenkins called.

Said she's free tonight.

But now
the time has come

for Mom to stand
on her own two feet.

(clears throat)

Wow, I can't believe this.

I've been trying to get
a date with this girl
for months.

I've been sending her
box of candy every week
just to get her to say yes.

‐So, what does she look like?
‐Oh, well,

when I met her,
she was fine.
(chuckles)

But if she's been eating
all that candy...

Oh, no. What have
I done, man?

Well, hello there.
Checking in?

I sure am.

Oh, Mr. Sardisco,
this is Blanche Devereaux,

She's one of
the owners
of the hotel.

Oh, you've got
a lovely place here.

Well, thank you.

Rose, I can
take over now.

‐But‐‐
‐Beat it, Rose.

Well, Mr. Sardisco,

I see you're
in room 214.
You traveling alone?

Oh, I've got
my Darling Flo
out in the van.

Oh. Married.
Take it, Rose.

No.

No, I'm not married.

Darling Flo
is my greyhound.

(chuckles)
Why didn't you
say so? Beat it, rose.

So what brings you
to town?

I'm racing my greyhound
at the dog track
this Wednesday.

Wow! You must be fast.

Would you mind
If I went out to the van
to say hello to her?

I adore dogs.

They're so affectionate
and lovable.

(chuckles)
And smart, too.

They play poker.
I've seen
the pictures.

Well, I haven't been to
the greyhound races
in a while,

but, um, if your dog's
half as good‐looking
as you are,

maybe I'll just take myself
to that track and place
a wager.

Hey, uh, what do you think
the odds are gonna be
on this dog?

Well, she had
a little trouble
the last couple times out,

but she's been
training well.

So, I guess
about six‐to‐one.

Sounds like
a plane ticket to me.

Sophia Petrillo,
come on down!

Just 'cause I think
she's a winner,

you got to remember
there's no such thing
as a sure thing.

(laughs)

You want to bet?

‐Has anybody seen Roland?
‐Oh, hey, Mom.

Honey, what do you say
we take a drive to
the Marina today,

and then I was thinking
we'd try that new Italian place
for dinner tonight.

Oh, oh, Mom.
Listen, about tonight.
I not gonna be able to make it.

The hotel
is just way too busy.

(yawns)

I understand, baby.
You got work to do.

I'll just stay in my room
and catch up on
my reading.

Don't work
too hard tonight.

‐I'll try not to.
‐Uh, Roland...

‐Yeah.
‐Have fun with Camille.

(chuckles) You knew?

Honey, I arranged it.

And it wasn't easy.

I had to send her candy
every day of the week,

but don't worry,
I told her it was
from you.

That's not what
I'm worried about, Ma.

Hi, Sophia.

Now look what you did.
You made me lose track.

I'll either be up all night,
or I'll see you Thursday.

I've been out keeping
Darling Flo company.

Will you stop
bothering that dog?

She has to psych herself up
for the race tomorrow.

I'm counting on how
to win me enough money

so I can get a handful
of Bob Barker.

Oh, Roland,
are you back from
your date already?

Yeah. What are you guys
still doing up?

It's 8:30.

Did you and Camille
hit it off?

I repeat, it's 8:30.

It's early. Big deal.

Doesn't mean
we didn't have
a good time.

Look, I'm gonna
go on upstairs.

Rose, thanks a lot
for keeping an eye on
my mom for me tonight.

Oh, don't thank me.

No, I really
appreciate it.

No, I mean, I didn't have
to keep an eye on her.

She went out to lunch with Chuy
and we haven't seen her since.

Wait a minute.

Chuy and my mom
spent the whole day
together?

‐But it's late.
‐Still 8:30.

Thank you, Sophia.

No, you didn't!

(laughs) Well,
look who's back.

Mom and Chuy.

Chuy and Mom.

That's so weird.
It is like two words
that don't even belong together.

So where
you two been?

Listen to me. Like it's
any of my business.
(chuckles)

So where you two been?

Well, Chuy was kind enough
to take me down to the mall
this afternoon

and then we had lunch
and then we talked.

Then we took a drive
and talked some more.

Yeah. I guess we just
lost track of time.

Besides, it's not
that late.

What are you doing home
from your date
with Camille?

It's not that early, either.
I mean, it's already, uh‐‐

Sophia: 8:30!

What are you
doing here, honey?

Didn't you have
a good time
with Camille?

Oh, yeah. She was great,
but by the end of the date,

she had this
real nasty thing
on her arm.

‐What?
‐Another guy.

But, hey,
the good news is
I'm free tomorrow,

so I can spend
the day with you.

Oh, Chuy and I are going
to brunch tomorrow.

We found this adorable place
on the beach that makes
blueberry pancakes.

Well, why don't
you stay here
and have pancakes?

Are you kidding? I hate
the pancakes here.

‐Why?
‐'Cause I have to make them.

(laughs)

Well, okay,
you two go ahead
and have a good time.

I'll just stay here
and have some pop tarts.

Pop tarts.
$1.49, Bob.

Oh, Roland,
I was looking
for your mother.

I wanted to invite her
to the dog track
with us today.

Mom's not here right here.

She and Chuy
went to brunch.

Oh, well, that's nice.

What's that supposed
to mean?

It's not like
they're dating.

They just went out
to brunch together,
that's all.

I mean, can't two people
go eat a lousy pancakes

without you thinking
they're dating?

Because
they're not dating!
They're not!

Why didn't you tell me
Chuy and Roland's mother
were dating?

(both laughs)

Oh, here's my baby.

Oh, and here's my baby.

(chuckles)

Charlie, thank you
for a wonderful evening.

No, no.
I want to thank you.

You know,
you go around from
town to town with a dog,

you...you forget
how to talk to people.

And I just
wanted to say,
you know...

you're a good girl.
You're a good girl.

(chuckles)

I kind of like
dog people.

How old did you say
I was again?

‐Seven.
‐Yes!

(laughs)

Well, today's
the big day.

Now, honey,
you just remember,

it doesn't matter
whether you win or lose,

we'll all love you
just the same.
Right, everybody?

Look, Rover,
you lose this race,

you won't be the only one
around here eating Alpo.

Alpo, 79 cents
a can, Bob.

We better be
getting over to the track.
Can I give you ladies a lift?

Oh, that would be
wonderful.

Sophia and I
will just get
our purses.

I'll go to the van,
get the muzzle.

Oh, that won't be
necessary.

We just give her one beer
at the track, and...

Oh. You're talking
about your dog.
Of course.

Now, I know
you'll do your best,

but if by any chance
you should lose,

remember there's
always next time.

I'm afraid if she loses,
there won't be
a next time

‐for this little girl.
‐What do you mean?

Well, you only get
so many chances
when you're a racing dog.

If she loses today,
I'll have to put her down.

I don't think insulting her
is going to help.
(chuckles)

You know, Mrs. Nylund,
by putting a dog down,

I mean putting her
to sleep.

What?

But she's still
so young and healthy.

Well, that doesn't have
anything to do with it.

If a greyhound loses
three or four races,

we don't really
have a choice.

'Cause you see,
it's their winnings
that pay for the kennel costs,

and the trainers,
and everything.

Well, that still
doesn't make it right.

And I want nothing
to do with it.

‐No, I'm serious.
‐(chuckles)

I think I gained
ten pounds
this morning.

Get out of here.
You got a great figure.

Aw, you're too sweet.

(both laughing)

I better go find Roland,
let him know I'm back.

‐And thanks for brunch.
‐Hey.

‐My pleasure.
‐(laughs)

‐Bye.
‐All right.
I'll see you later.

Hey, Rol.
What's happening?

Wow.
That's cool, man.

How do you get
that big vein
in your head

to bulge out like that?

Lips! You kissed my mom
on the lips?

‐They call me Chuy the lipo‐‐
‐Hey!

Hey, man, it was just
an innocent little peck.

Chuy, my mom's going through
a messy divorce right now.
She's vulnerable.

The last thing she needs
is you giving her a little
innocent pecks.

I got news for you, pal.

Your mother could do
a lot worse

than hanging out with one of
the top chefs of Miami's.

Well, I wouldn't
mind that, man. I just
don't want her dating you.

Is this a racial thing?

No.
It's a Chuy thing, man.

All right, that's it.
I don't have
to take this.

Look, just stay away
from her, all right?

I got a better idea.
Why don't I just
stay away from you?

(scoffs)

But I'll tell you what?
If your mom and I
ever do get married,

you can kiss that
father‐son picnic goodbye.

(indistinct commentating)

Boy, they rent
these things
for five bucks.

What a rip‐off.
You can hardly see a‐‐

I'm just a walking joke
to you, aren't I?

man on PA:
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention, please.

There's been a scratch
in the next race.

Number 7, Darling Flo.

I repeat, Darling Flo
has been scratched

‐from the next race.
‐What?

You'll never guess
what happened.

Somebody stole my dog.

Okay.

Now, sit, Spot. Sit.

Now, from now on,
you're a Dalmatian fire dog.

Would you like
a dog yummy?

Here you go.
Here you go.

How's that?

Rose.

What are you doing
back so soon?

You are not gonna believe
what happened at
the track today.

Get out of here.
(chuckles)

I didn't tell you
what happened yet.

Oh. I know.

I was just...
talking to the devil.

(stutters)

‐You were saying?
‐Oh.

Somebody stole
Mr. Sardisco's dog

right before the race.

You're kidding me.

Hey, I love this stuff.

No, Sophia.
I wouldn't‐‐

Boy, this brings back
memories.

Of what?

This is the same trail mix
they served us
at Shady Pines.

Woof! That's good.

‐Is Chuy in here?
‐Haven't seen him.

Good.

Have you two had
a little tiff?

(chuckles) I'm a grown man.
We don't have
tiffs all right.

We had a fight.
An out‐and‐out fight.

Who threw
the first punch?

Well, we had a tiff.

‐Rose, cheesecake.
‐Oh.

Get over here and tell us
what happened now, honey.
What is it?

Look, Chuy
and my mother
are... (exhales)

They're seeing
each other.

Yeah. Well,
that's great.

‐(exhales)
‐But wait a minute.

If Chuy should marry
your mom,

‐that would make you‐‐
‐A convicted killer.

Oh, Roland, I think
I know why you're
upset, honey.

See, no matter
how old we are,

it's very difficult for us

to think of our parents
as sexual beings.

You know, I think
Blanche has a very‐‐

Oh, my god.
No, not my parents!

Not my parents! No!

Easy, Rose.
Easy, easy.

Not your parents.

I'm sure that after you,

they didn't want to
take that chance again.

Well, you know,
I'm just worried
about my mom.

I mean,
she's an old woman.

She's practically 50.

I've just said something
really awful, haven't I?

Look, Roland,
your mother's life
didn't end

just 'cause
her marriage did.

You ought to be glad
she's out there living

instead of just sitting
and watching it pass by.

Yeah, but why Chuy?

So she's seeing Chuy.

If he makes her happy,
that's all that counts.

I guess.

Look, I got
to go take a walk.
I got a lot to think about.

Look, Roland. I know
what you're going through,

but just remember
things could be worse.

I mean, your mother
could start dating Chuy.

(laughs)

I drifted during
the conversation,
didn't I?

Come on,
let me have a look.

Hold your horses.

I can't believe they put
a picture of a naked man

on a cereal box.

You can see everything.

Come on, old woman,
give me my turn.

‐Here you go.
‐Oh.

Well, that isn't a picture
of a naked man.

It's that old stupid pelican
from the Fruity Pop cereal.

Sure, with my good eye,
but with this eye...

Wowee‐wow‐wow‐wow.

Blanche.

Hey, did you find out
who stole your dog?

Yeah, I sure did.
She's sitting
right here.

I have no idea
what you're
talking about.

Oh, cut the dumb act.

Believe me, it's no act.

Don't deny it. You knew
what would happen

to that dog if it lost.

And one of
the trainer said
they saw a blonde

sneaking around
the training room.

Believe me,
she's no blonde.

Charlie, now look here.
If Rose says she didn't
take your dog,

then she didn't
take your dog

and I'd bet
my reputation on it.

(dog barking)

Oh, well. No big loss.

Oh, look. It's Spot,
the dieting fire dog.

Charlie, I'm sorry
about this.

I had no idea.

But you're not gonna
press charges, are you?

No, no. I just want
my dog back.

I know she thought
she was doing
what was best,

but she just doesn't
understand our sport.

Oh, I understand
your sport all too well.

I made some calls,

and frankly, I think
your sport stinks.

‐Rose!
‐They kill
these greyhounds, Blanche.

According to the Humane Society,
they kill 50,000 of them a year.

‐What?
‐If this dog loses
two or three races,

they consider it useless,
and they kill it.

Now wait a minute.
Look, my friends and I
we take care of our dogs.

They eat good.
They get plenty of exercise.
They lead a good life.

Compared to what?

And for how long?

I just don't understand
how people can keep
letting this go on.

Something outlives
its usefulness,

and you destroy it?

Well, Sophia can't work
as hard as she used to.

And it costs money
to feed and clothe her.

Maybe it'll just be easier
if we put her to sleep.

Tell him, Rose.

She is just trying
to prove a point,
isn't she?

I can see you're
one of "those" people.

So there's
no sense in trying
to get through to you.

If, by one
of "those" people,

you mean
somebody who thinks

killing 50,000 dogs
a year is horrible,

yes, then I guess I am.

Look, uh, I've got
Darling Flo entered

in the second race
tomorrow.

‐Blanche, you want me‐‐
‐Oh, no, thank you.

I'm one
of "those" people, too.

Mrs. Petrillo,
what about you?
I think she's got a chance.

Never. I don't want to be on
The Price is Right that badly.

Suit yourself.

No. Wait.
Flo. Blanche?

I know, I know,
but, honey,
it's his dog.

Oh, hey, I'm glad
you guys are back.

Hey, Chuy, you still
mad at me, man?

Louise: He's not
the only one.

He told me
what you said earlier.

Roland,
what's your problem?

I'm sorry, Mom, okay?

I was just
being overprotective.

Look, Chuy,
it's not you, man.
It's any guy.

But if you guys want
to spend time together,

then you know what,
that's your business.

You mean that?

Look, you guys spent
the whole day together.

I'm not
freaking out now,
am I?

So, where'd
you guys go anyway,
the beach?

‐Can I tell him?
‐Yeah. Sure.

We went to
the Mecca Hotel‐‐

What? I'll kill you!

Taking my mom
to some sleazy hotel!

Roland, he took me to
a divorce support group.

Divorce support group!
Let him go!

Divorce support group!
Divorce support group!

I'm sorry.

See, that's how
you get that big vein
to bulge out

in your head like that.

Get out of here!

You're crazy, man.

Look, I'm sorry.
I just heard
the word hotel,

and I thought that
you two...you know.

You thought I'd be
attracted to Chuy?

(chuckles)
Me and Chuy?

(laughs)

Chuy.

(laughing)

Me? Me
and your mother?

(laughing)

What the hell
am I laughing at?

Why didn't you tell me
you were going to
a divorce support group?

Because you'd tease me
and give me a hard time
about it.

Oh, I think that it's great
that you and a bunch
of crybabies

are getting together
on a regular basis.

Roland,
some of those groups
do very good work.

You're right.
I'm sorry, man.
I was just joking.

Mom, I'm sorry, too,

but I just can't deal
with you dating yet.

Come here, baby.

Listen to me.

I can't deal
with me dating yet.

But, honey,
when the time comes,

I can take care
of myself, okay?

I'm a big girl.

All right.

I guess,
I'll make a real effort
to adjust to this.

Okay.

Hello there.

Hello.

I'd like
a room, please.

You're not my daddy!
I'll never call
you Daddy!

I can't watch this.
I just can't watch.

Oh, come on.
So you didn't
get to go,

what's the difference?

Bob on TV: Rod, tell us who
our next contestant is

on The Price is Right.

Rod: All right, Bob.
Sophia Petrillo.

Come on down!

(audience cheering)

That's the difference.

Rod: Sophia Petrillo.

Come on down!

I'm here, Bob.
I'm here.

Bob: I guess she's not here.

This hasn't happened
in 20 years.

‐Well, Rod.
‐Rod: Mildred Williamson...

Oh, forget it.

Well, honey, the prizes
aren't any good anyway.

Bob: ...is a giant screen TV.

Oh, this is not my day.

I could've won
a $3,215 TV set.

Bob: Actual
retail price, $3,250.

Why tell her.

How did Darling Flo do?

Uh, ran a good race.

How did she do?

Came in fifth.

So where is she now?

Out in the van.

Mr. Sardisco,
I'd like to take her.

What? You're going to have
a dog running around
the hotel?

Oh, I only wish I could,
but there's no room here

for her to run or play.

So what are you
gonna do with her?

Well, I called around

and there's this
National Greyhound
Adoption Program.

They help you find homes
for retired greyhounds.

So, I'll just keep her
till I find someone.

If it were
only that easy.

Don't you see?
There just aren't
enough homes.

That's why we have to put
so many of them to sleep.

Well, that's no solution.

If you can't
find homes for them,

then maybe you shouldn't
breed so many puppies
in the first place.

And you should let
other people know

what wonderful pets
these dogs make

so we could find
more homes.

Do you understand?

‐You take the dog.
‐Okay!

Oh, and one more thing.

See what you can do about
those rental binoculars
at the track.

Honestly. Five bucks,

and all they do
is make everything
look smaller.

I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.
It won't happen again,
all right?

I'll take care of it.

(exhales)

Rose, can I talk
to you for a minute?

The neighbors
just complained again.

Your little friend's
at it again.

Oh, really?
What's the matter?

Well, this time
she stole the newspaper,
she trampled the flowers,

she knocked
that woman's
husband down,

and then licked
his face.

Okay, okay.
It's my responsibility.
I'll take care of it.

Sophia, you're grounded!