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♪ Thank you for bein'
A friend ♪

♪ Travel down the road
And back again ♪

♪ Your heart is true

♪ You're a pal
And a confidante ♪

♪ And if you threw a party

♪ Invited everyone you knew

♪ You would see

♪ The biggest gift
Would be from me ♪

♪ And the card attached
Would say ♪

♪ Thank you for bein'
A friend ♪

♪ Thank you for bein'
A friend ♪

♪ Thank you for bein'
A friend ♪

♪ Thank you for bein'
A friend ♪

A dead fish!

Oh, my God!
A Sicilian sign
there's been a hit.

More fish!
It's a bloodbath!

A pox on you!
A pox, I say!

Oh, yeah,
I ordered this.

‐Hey, who ordered
the fish?
‐I did.

Sophia, you know
all dinner orders
go through me.

Oh, they go
through me, too,
like a locomotive.

Hey, listen, now that
we know this much
about each other,

I need a favor.
I have to borrow
your car.

(laughs)

You just told me the food
goes right through you.

Why would
I lend you my car?

Ah, come on.
I want to go downtown,
get my feet scraped.

Maybe get a yogurt.
You know, live.

Can't do it. You're an old lady.
You'll leave the blinker on
all the time.

‐Ah, a pox on you.
‐What?

A pox on you!
It's my new thing.
Isn't it a giggle?

Yes, it is.
It's a giggle.

(chuckles)
A pox on you.

Hey, tell it to
all your friends...
On the bus.

Oh. How about a ride
downtown, Blanche?

Mama needs
a new pair
of feet.

No, Sophia,
you know I have
this sweet‐16 party to plan.

It's our
banker's daughter.

And I want it to
go off without a hitch.

So lend me your car.

Honey, you're too old
to drive.

I know what
this is about.

This is about
the ding I put in your car
the last time I borrowed it.

Ding? The paramedics had
to get you out of there
with the jaws of life.

Hey, they screwed up
your door, not me.

‐I'm sorry.
The answer's no.
‐I smite you.

I smite you
with the strength
of a thousand suns.

What?

Uh... A pox on you.

Oh, you're cursing me.
Oh, I get you.

Boy, if it ain't broke,
don't fix it.

Blanche, where are
all the pens?

Oh, I threw
them out.

I ordered
personalized
ones that say,

"Compliments
of the Golden Palace."

I thought
it was classier.

Blanche, I don't know
why are you wasting
your time with pens?

I mean, we've got
this sweet‐16 coming up
for our banker's daughter,

and he holds the note
on this hotel.

Now if this party fails,
the onus is on all of us.

(laughs)

Wait. What did
you just say?

Onus.

Oh. Never mind.

You're eating
another sandwich?

I haven't
been eating
that much.

As per your orders,
Blanche, I'm keeping
the meatball subs coming.

Oh.

All right, I'm eating.
Well, I'm frustrated.

That's what I'm
saying. We need
to talk about this.

I'm sexually frustrated.

I don't want
to talk about this.

It's a fact. You know,
I think I've replaced

my sex drive
with a food drive.

Oh, yeah? Uh...
Maybe tonight you'd like
to try a little Mexican?

Chuy, are
you coming
on to me?

It's just a diversion.
We're running low
on meatballs.

That poor thing.
He doesn't have
a prayer,

because tonight
I have a date with
the most wonderful man

who's ever come into my life.
His name is Ernie Niles.

Ernie... Ooh!

Tonight? But we're auditioning
entertainers for the party.
This is important, Blanche.

Oh, honey, I'll do it
tomorrow, but I need
this tonight. Please.

He's such a charming
man and he's so witty
and bright,

and he's really cute.
Ernie... Ooh!

This is nauseating.

I can't stand here
and listen to this.
"He's cute."

Blanche, I've never
met a cute man.
Men are not cute.

If you want cute,
you date Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie... Ooh!

Well, Blanche
still isn't here.
I can't believe her.

She knows about
these auditions.

Well, we'll
just start
without her.

Mr. Seigel.

All right,
Mr. Seigel,

it says you're
an entertainer.
What do you do?

(loudly) I'm a mime!

Are you perhaps
an escaped mime?

Anytime
you're ready,
Mr. Seigel.

And now...

A man trapped in a box.

A mime who uses props.
That's unusual.

(muffled)
I'm trapped
in a box!

I had a mime at my
16th birthday party
back in St. Olaf.

Well, he wasn't
actually a mime.

It was a neighbor boy
who'd been struck
by lightning.

Uh, Mr. Seigel,
if you don't mind
me asking,

what made you want
to become a mime?

Siegel: I like
to see the smiles
on people's faces.

Are you smiling?

Hey, Chuy.

Gorgeous Ladies
of Wrestling are
coming to Miami.

Wanna drive
me down
for tickets?

(chuckles)

Eh, just like
in junior high, man.

Some white kid
would buddy up to me

'cause I was the only
12‐year‐old with a car.
(chuckles)

Uh, at least I knew
how to get one.

‐(laughs)
‐(telephone ringing)

I'm sorry, kid.
I can't go.

Could you lend me
some cab fare?

No, Oliver.
I'm not giving
you money for a cab.

Thanks a lot.

No, this isn't
Roland Wilson.

What's my name?

Hey, man,
who is it?

Yeah, man.
Who is this?

Uh‐oh, it's a guy
from the government.

(clears throat)

(changes tone)
The name's Bob.

Bob Clark. (chuckles)

With a B.

As in "born here."

Eh, white man.
(chuckles)

...albino.

Yeah, I'm just
a whitey name Bob.

(laughs)

B‐O‐B.
Bob‐o, Bob‐o.
(chuckles)

Give me
the phone, Bob.

Hey, man,
I'm telling you,
white it up.

Hello.
This is Roland.
Can I help you?

It's a guy from
the department
of social services.

They're checking up
on Oliver.

Oh.

(Anglo accent)
Hey there,
hi there, ho there.

Yeah, could you speak up
I can hardly hear you

over The Pat Boone
in the background

Hey, good
white guy, man.

Oh.

Oh, she is?

Okay, that's
great news.
Uh, thank you.

What's up?

Uh, that was
about Oliver's mom.

Apparently,
she's out of rehab,

and the court feels
she's ready to
take Oliver back.

Hey, that's great.
That's what you
always wanted for Oliver.

Yeah, I know.
So why do I feel
so lousy?

Hey, come on, man.

This was always
a temporary arrangement,
you knew that.

Hey, come on,
let's go tell the ladies
and Oliver.

No. I don't want to say
anything. I don't want
to get his hopes up, okay.

Let's not say a word about this
until his mother actually
shows up.

Oh, come on, man,
who are you kidding?

The women aren't stupid. They're
gonna take one look at you, and
know you're hiding something.

Well, then
we're just gonna
have to act natural,

like there's
nothing wrong.

(whistling Yankee Doodle)

Wait a minute.
What is this?

(stops whistling)

Oh, yeah,
Yankee Doodle.

(whistling continues )

Oh, girls!

Where have you been?

Oh, girls, you're not
gonna believe this.
I think I'm in love.

Excuse me?

Oh, that means
she's slept
with someone.

No, no, no. I mean,
I mean, what did you say?
Did you just call us "girls"?

Uh, no, I didn't.

Yes, you did.
You called me
a girl, Blanche.

I'm not a girl.

You don't live
with girls anymore.

Look, I don't
like blueberries
in my bagels.

I don't like
uh, cinnamon
in my coffee.

I don't enjoy baskets
full of bath gels,

and I don't want to hear about
your stupid personal life.
Excuse me.

Oh, Rose.
For the first time
in my life, I had the big "O."

Say what?

The first time
in your life, ever?

Yeah. I thought
I'd had it before,
but I was wrong.

Oh, boy, was I wrong.

Wait a minute. I mean,
not that I care,

but how is it possible,
after all your bragging,

that this is
your first time?

I don't understand
it either. I think
maybe it's because...

Well, you see, I've always
thought of myself as sort
of a white Tina Turner.

Really? In what way?

Her skin is lighter.

See, for instance,
you'd be more like
a black Tina Turner.

Uh, and I guess
I could say you'd be
like a dumb Tina turner.

Well,
you wouldn't be the first.

Well, anyway,
I'm seeing him
again tonight.

Toni‐‐ Blanche,
the party is
in two days.

Now we've
been handling
your auditions,

but the printers
called twice

about approving
the copy on those
hotel pens.

You made
another date?

I'll get my chores
done, but I have
to do this.

Oh, please.
I have to do
this tonight.

I need this.

I need this.

(deep voice)
I need this.

Okay, that time
I was just practicing.
(chuckles)

Hey, Roland.
Boy, that Oliver
is something, man.

He's on me again
to take him to
a wrestling match.

This time he wants
to see something called
Mud Wrestling Mamas.

Can you imagine?

No. I think that's
totally inappropriate.

That's exactly what I said.
It's totally inappropriate.

Good.

Totally inappropriate.
And I'm out 50 bucks.

She's gone.
Blanche is gone again.

The minute
a man comes along,
Blanche can't work anymore.

Well, I don't know
a lot about Blanche's
personal life,

but so what
if she likes
to date, Rose?

I used to think
that till this Ernie
came along.

This is the hump
that broke the camel's back.

I think that's the straw
that broke the camel's back.

Boy, you don't know much
about her personal life,
do you?

Rose, I still think
you're overreacting
to this.

Well, that's not all.

Remember those pens
she ordered and she was
too busy to check?

Well, they came.

Rose. Oh,
my pens got here.
Oh, good.

Now, Rose,
isn't it classier
to say,

"Pen is compliments
from us to you"?

Oh, real classy, except they
left out the space between
"pen" and "is."

(gasps)

Ah!

What a funny little typo.

Oh, it...
It's more than
a funny little typo.

There are 32 guests
in the hotel who have pens
on their dresser that say,

"Penis compliments
from us to you."

(chuckles)

From us
to them, Blanche?

(chuckles) You see,
it's supposed
to say, "pen is."

I know it's supposed
to say "pen is."

We got 10 gross
of these things.

And we're gonna have to collect
them all and you're gonna have
to call the printer.

Oh, no, honey, I can't.
I have a lunch date
with Ernie... Ooh!

Roland: Lunch?

Blanche, we have
a sweet‐16 party
tonight.

Now that banker's
carried us for
over three months.

You've got a
responsibility here.
I can't believe this.

You're just throwing
this away for some guy.

He's not just
some guy.
He's special.

Blanche, I've seen him
in the pool in his speedo.
He's not that special.

Oh, I get it.
This is your idea.

You're just jealous
'cause I'm dating
someone right now.

I'm not jealous, Blanche.
But we have an important
event coming up

and you're just
choosing the first man
who comes along.

The fact is,
this man makes me happy.

And as my friend,
that should make you
happy too.

I'm talking to you
as your partner,
not as your friend.

You got that right.
As far as I'm concerned,
you're not my friend.

Well, that's just
fine with me.

Roland, I'm
checking out now.
I'll be back on Wednesday.

Okay, I just need
your signature.

What is this,
some sort of come‐on?

What? Oh.

No. That's a...
funny little typo.

Here you go.

‐My car will be washed
when I return?
‐Yes. Just leave us the keys.

Oh, I already left them.

You did? With whom?

The little old lady.

The little old lady?

♪ Get your motor runnin'

♪ Head up on the highway

♪ Lookin' for adventure

♪ And whatever comes our way

Oliver: Boy, this car's
got a good radio.

Sophia: Oh, thank God.
You hear it, too?

♪ Born to be wild

Oliver: You sure
you know how to drive?

Sophia: Oh, so now
you think I'm too old?

‐No, no, no. It's just that‐‐
‐What?

Well, you spent
so much time
looking for the crank.

Aw, that was
just shtick.

So, what do you
want to do?

Hey, I'm doing this for you.

I want you to be free,
I want you to see the highway,

touch the city, smell the land.

Are we ever going
to turn left?

Any news
of Sophia and Oliver?

I just called
the cops. Nothing.

Hey, you guys
got nothing
to worry about.

Yeah, when I was
a kid in east LA,

we used to go joyriding
all the time. (chuckles)

I remember we'd get a bunch
of guys in the car, we go down
to Tijuana, man we would‐‐

Maybe it wouldn't be a bad
idea if you got the number
of a good bail bondsman.

I just called
the boys' club
and the seniors center.

They're not there.

Oh, I just feel
so awful.

I was so
insensitive
to Sophia.

Now she's gone.

I know.
I feel horrible.

I was insensitive
to you, too,
wasn't I?

I'm sorry, Rose.

Oh, I forgive you,
Blanche.

And I forgive you, Rose,
and Roland, I forgive you.

Yippy skippy.

I guess maybe,
I was having trouble
balancing my work

and my time
with Ernie... Ooh!

But, girls, I think
I've come up with
the perfect solution.

All right, that's it.

But you haven't heard
what it is yet.

No, you called me
a girl again.

‐No, she didn't.
‐Yes, she did.

I think I know when I'm being
called a girl and I want
it to stop, okay, Blanche.

I'm not a girl, right?

Whatever.

Anyway, I'm having Ernie
stay here at the hotel.

That way, I can be here for
the party and have my getaway
weekend with Ernie... Ooh!

Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to slip
into something

that will make me
look my best.

May I suggest
a time machine?

‐Hello?
‐Yes, can I help you?

Hi, Roland?
I'm Paula Webb,
Oliver's mother.

Oh, you're
Oliver's mother.

It's nice to meet you.
This is Chuy.

‐Hi, I'm Chuy.
‐Hi.

I've, uh, heard a lot about
you. I'm glad that you're,
you know, doing better.

I'm doing great.
I was lucky to find
such a good hospital

and I got to say
I was lucky that
Oliver found you.

He's written to me
all about you.

Oh, well,
we're really close.

‐So is Chuy.
‐(chuckles)

So, where is he now?

‐Where's who?
‐Oliver.

Oh, where's‐‐
where's Oliver?

I thought you meant
where's Chuy.

Me, too. I thought
you meant where's Chuy.

(both laughing)

Well, where is he?

‐He's right there.
‐(laughs)

Hi, I'm Chuy.
Nice to meet you.

You know, I wanted
to surprise him that's why
I came in the back door.

Oh, you wanted
to surprise him.

She wanted
to surprise you.

Ohh! Uhh!

Don't do that.

Boy, I see why Oliver
likes it here so much.

‐Yeah.
‐So, really, where is he?

Well. actually right now,
he's out with one of
his foster grandmas.

Okay, I'll come back later.

(both whispering)

His grandmother‐‐
I mean, she's okay,
isn't she?

Oh, yes, and we feel that
she's a really strong role
model for the child.

And by spending
time together,

she's showing the boy
a real healthy respect
for authority.

officer: Ma'am,
do you have any idea
how slow you were going?

Sophia: Ah, bite me.

So you finally
decided to join us.

Well, we have a lot
of setting up to do.

I'm sorry, Rose,
but you'll just have
to deal with it.

Ernie got us tickets
to an evening cruise
and I just can't refuse.

Now, hold it, Blanche.

You're the one who
brought this party here

and now you're
dumping it on us.

‐Well, you know
what I think?
‐Yes, I do.

You think I run
after the first man
that comes along,

but I don't care
what you think.
You can't stop me.

I'm not stopping you.
I'm telling you
not to come back.

Not come back?

This isn't about Ernie.

You're running away
from this hotel.

You can't handle
the responsibility.

‐You're scared.
‐She's right.

Oh, yeah? Well,
I don't care
what you think.

And hey, maybe
I just won't come back
'cause I don't need you.

I don't need anyone.
I don't need anything.

(telephone ringing)

Golden Palace.

Remember, kid,
we're in this
together.

You better
believe it.

Uh, excuse me, folks.

These people tell me
they belong to you.

Sophia!

Oliver. Where have
you two been?

Kidnapped.
The boy kidnapped me.
It was a nightmare.

Normally, I'd take
them downtown,

but they asked
to be placed
in your custody

‐with their ages and all...
‐Their ages?

I'm a child.
I was scared.
I almost peed.

I'm 100.
I am scared.
I am peeing.

You know, if you'd
take better care
of these two,

they might not run away.

Oh, I'm going
to take care of them.

Now listen,
I don't want to know
whose idea it was‐‐

‐It was hers.
‐It was his.

It doesn't matter
whose idea it was.

From now on,
if you want
to go somewhere,

you ask one of us
and we'll take you.

And you gotta promise,
no more joyriding.

‐both: We promise.
‐Thank you.

‐Am I grounded
‐No.

Just the ringleader.

Hey, look who's back.
Did you tell him
the good news yet?

No, no tonight, man.
I'll tell him tonight.

Oh, okay.

Well, I learned my lesson.

Yeah, me, too.

Excuse me,
is anyone
on duty?

I got my motorcycle
and sidecar out
in the front

I need
to park it.

We can do that for you.

Hi.

‐Hi.
‐I'm back.

I can see that.
I thought you were
going on a cruise.

Well, it just didn't
work out with Ernie.

It was something
he said.

Oh, did he say
you were irresponsible?

No, Rose.
What he said was‐‐

Your hair.
He made fun
of your hair.

No!

No, I told him about
the fight we'd had,

and he said for me
not to worry about it.
That he'd take care of me.

So?

So, I realized
I was doing exactly
what you said I was,

running away and
looking for some man
to care of me.

(exhales)

Rose, I don't know.
Maybe I was scared.

Maybe...
Maybe I can't
handle responsibility,

But I realized
this hotel is my
chance to finally

make something
of myself without
depending on some man,

and I sure
would like to try,

that is,
if you'll forgive me.

Oh, come here.

‐Oh!
‐(laughs)

Blanche: Oh, Rose.

It is so good
to be back
with you all.

Blanche: Hey, where's Oliver?

‐Oh, honey, Oliver's gone.
‐Gone?

His mother came back.
She's doing great.

He was so excited
to see her.

That's wonderful.

Yeah, isn't it great?

Yes. He must
be so happy.
Of course, after‐‐

Um, are you okay,
Roland?

Yeah, I'm okay.
I'm just, uh...

gonna miss Oliver,
that's all.

Well, yeah,
we all are.

But I bet
he'll come back
and visit.

Hey, how about me?
I didn't even get
to say goodbye.

Oh, yeah, he left
you all a note.

‐Let's see.
‐(paper rustling)

Aw. (chuckles)

"I never knew grandmas
could be so much fun.

I love you guys.
I'll miss you guys‐‐
Oliver.

P.S. Tell Sophia
thanks for the ride."

You know what? In a way
I'm glad I took him out
for one last free ride.

It was an adventure
that taught us more about
love and sharing and trust

than all the schooling
in the world.

You're still grounded,
Sophia.

Aw, bite this.

What do you say?

We get up real early
and clean this place up.
I'm beat.

‐Oh, yeah. I'm for that.
‐Yeah, me too.

Uh‐huh.

Mm‐hmm.

‐Roland: Night, Blanche.
‐Good night, Roland.

Good night, rose.

Mr. Seigel: Good night!

Are you smiling?