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♪ Ooh‐ooh‐ooh
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♪ Thank you
For bein' a friend ♪
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♪ Travel down the road
And back again ♪
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♪ Your heart is true
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♪ You're a pal
And a confidante ♪
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♪ And if you threw a party
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♪ Invited everyone you knew
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♪ You would see
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♪ The biggest gift
Would be from me ♪
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♪ And the card attached
Would say ♪
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♪ Thank you
For bein' a friend ♪
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♪ Thank you
For bein' a friend ♪
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♪ Thank you
For bein' a friend ♪
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♪ Thank you
For bein' a friend ♪
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Hey, what's this?
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Oh, Vincent Vale,
that self‐help guru,
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he's holding
a seminar
here this week.
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I read his book
Ready, Willing, and Able.
Should be really good.
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Ready, Willing, and Able.
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Hey, I saw that movie.
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On the Naughty network.
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It's about
this cheerleader, see.
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She gets separated
from the team.
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She has to work her way
across country by‐‐
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Yes. Well, the book
is different.
(chuckles)
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Has a lot
of good advice
in it, you know.
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It inspires you
to get things done
on your own.
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Yeah, in a strange way,
so did the movie.
(chuckles)
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Oh, this guy wrote
Ready, Willing, and Able?
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The book, Blanche.
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Book?
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How'd they do
the U‐Haul scene?
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The book is different.
It's one of those
self‐help books.
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Oh, you know, I took
a self‐improvement
course once,
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but I dropped out.
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Really? Why?
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Well, when you have
as much going
for you as I do,
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if you just
keep improving,
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it gets obnoxious.
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Boy, you got out
just in time.
(chuckles)
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‐Blanche: Oh.
‐Oh.
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Mr. Decarlo,
there you are.
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Please. I've been here
a week. Call me Nick.
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Oh, all right, Nick,
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and you can
call me anytime.
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(laughing)
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I mean that.
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Well, thank you.
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You know, I haven't seen
nearly enough of you
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during your stay
here with us.
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Blanche, I see you
every time I come in
from the pool.
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I know, but you always
have your robe on.
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(laughing)
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I mean that.
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Hello, Mr. Decarlo.
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You're up early
this morning.
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Oh, it's hard not to be
after your wake‐up call
you gave me.
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Oh, that.
That's an old
St. Olaf custom.
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Rise and shine.
Here's a peck
on the face.
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Give me a little smile.
Hoist me by the waist.
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Fill the tub
with water.
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Spank me like
your daughter‐‐
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Rose, please.
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You're embarrassing
the man.
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Oh, no. It takes
a lot more than that
to embarrass me.
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Can I feel
your bottom?
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Sophia!
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‐He's gorgeous.
‐Stop that.
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Woof. (grunts)
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Ladies, I'm afraid
I have a little problem.
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I was expecting
a check to be wired
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and well, I just found out
that it's going
to come, and...
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And you won't
be able to pay
your bill right away?
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Well, not in
the traditional sense,
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but I do have
a proposition for you.
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‐Count me in.
‐You're on.
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Deal.
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Actually,
I'd like to start
in your kitchen.
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‐Kinky.
‐Cool.
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I'm hip.
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No, ladies, please.
I want to start working
in your kitchen
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to pay off my bill.
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Now, we couldn't
let you do that.
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Not a man
of your stature.
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Maybe we could
find you a job
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more in keeping with
what you normally do.
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That's right.
We could do that.
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What is it
you normally do?
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I'm a gigolo.
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‐What?
‐I'm a gigolo.
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Uh...
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(laughing)
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Oh, you had us going
there for a minute.
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No. What do
you really do?
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I find wealthy
older women,
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become romantically
involved with them,
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then they support me
with their money.
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I got 20 shares in Nabisco.
What would that get me?
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Well, you ought to be
ashamed of yourself,
Mr. Decarlo.
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You're nothing
like I thought.
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That's right.
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And it looks like
we will be putting you
to work in our kitchen,
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doing dishes.
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And because
we despise you much,
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you'll have to do it
without your shirt.
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Why not?
We own him.
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You know, I've been
thinking about
switching careers.
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What do you have to do
to become a gigolo?
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Well, first you have
to look good in suits.
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Eh, I can do that.
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Second, you have
to be courteous
and complimentary.
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Yeah. I can do that.
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But most important,
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you have to be able
to have sex
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with women
you aren't attracted to.
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Wow.
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I've been training
for this job
my whole life.
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Oh, Blanche,
bad news.
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Don Prescott
won't be able
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to take you to
the yacht club ball tonight.
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What?
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Oh...
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Well, that's what I get
for lining up
a blind date
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for the biggest event
of the year.
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He better have
one hell of
an excuse.
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He died.
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And?
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‐Blanche!
‐Well, I'm sorry,
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but you don't know
what this dance
means to me, Rose.
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All my friends
are gonna be there.
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I bought a really
expensive dress
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just for the occasion.
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Blanche, Don died.
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It's a fabulous dress.
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Excuse me. I couldn't
help overhearing.
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I'm available tonight.
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I could fill in for
the deceased.
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Oh, that isn't
necessary, Nick.
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All Don has to do
is lie there.
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No. I meant
escorting Blanche
to the dance tonight
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if she'll let me.
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I just hate
the whole idea
of what you do,
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‐But it's a fabulous dress.
‐Blanche!
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Well, I have no choice.
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‐Shall I drive?
‐Yes.
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Donald's brother
was going to drive,
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but he probably
has an excuse, too.
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(exhales) I can't believe
I let you talk me
into this, man.
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I don't need
a self‐help seminar.
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Well, I think you do.
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What are you
talking about?
What's wrong with me?
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Well, it's just‐‐
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No, man. Just forget
I mentioned it.
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No. I really
want to know.
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Well, I think that
your personality
is flawed.
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I think there's an aspect
to the persona
that you project
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which puts people off
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manifested in the way
you dress and talk.
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It's all terrible.
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Hello, positive people!
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The point of this seminar
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is that you can have
everything you want
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as long as you're...
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Ready, willing,
and able, sir.
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That's good,
uh, Roland.
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(chuckles)
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And I want you
to visualize
what you want
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because dreams
are not just dreams,
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‐they are the‐‐
‐Blueprint to the reality.
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And we build
that reality by‐‐
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By investing
in the future
one day at a time.
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Sir. (chuckles)
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‐Roland?
‐Yeah.
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Smarty gave a party
and nobody came.
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This week
is going to be
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an exercise
in personal will power,
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but before we begin,
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does anyone
have any questions?
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‐Uh, yeah.
‐Yes.
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(clears throat)
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What do you think of
the way I'm dressed?
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It doesn't work.
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Now, at the end
of the seminar,
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we will test
our personal strength
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with the fire walk.
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What walk?
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The fire walk.
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See, you confront
your personal fears
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by walking across
a bed of hot coals.
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What's your
biggest fear, man?
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Walking across
a bed of hot coals.
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I promise you,
after you walk
across these coals,
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you're gonna be
a different man.
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Yeah, instead
of being chewy,
I'll be crispy.
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(giggling)
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Well, I just
want you to know
I had a really good time.
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Oh, well, so did I.
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You know what
I was thinking at
the dance tonight?
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I don't think
I've ever met anyone
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as self‐absorbed
as I am.
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I was thinking
the very same thing
about me.
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Huh.
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Oh, Nick,
I don't think
it would be wise
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for us to take this
any further.
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What's wrong?
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You can't possibly
find me unattractive.
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No, of course not.
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It's just that you are
a Golden Palace
employee now,
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and I don't want
to be accused
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of sexual harassment again.
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Again?
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You lick one gardener
on the back of the neck,
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all of a sudden,
it's a federal offense.
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(chuckles)
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We both know
it's in our best interest
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to ignore
the unquenchable yearning
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that burns like a fire
in our bellies.
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Absolutely.
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both: Not the hair.
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Oh.
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Blanche, may I talk
to you for a second?
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Sure.
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I've been worried about
our certain relationship
you've been having lately.
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Uh, Rose, if this is
about Nick and me,
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I don't want
to hear it.
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All right, in that case,
I wanna tell you a fable.
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About?
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The Grasshopper
and the Gigolo.
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Now listen to me,
once upon a time,
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uh, there was
a grasshopper
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who made a lot of noise
by rubbing her legs
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against...well,
anything that moved.
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Rose, look.
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I can take care
of myself,
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but thank you very much
for your little
grasshopper story.
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All right,
but don't blame me
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if you end up being
rolled on the kitchen table
and dipped in chocolate.
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Done it, been there.
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Well, as of today,
I'm all paid up.
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Already?
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Sophia gave me
time and a half
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for doing dishes
in my speedo.
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Well, now that
you're a free man,
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what are your plans?
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Actually, being with you
has made me think
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of getting out
of this gigolo business.
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‐Really?
‐Mm‐hmm.
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Well, what would you do?
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Well, my brother owns
a hardware store
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in my hometown
Carlington, Indiana.
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He's been trying
to get me up there
for years.
252
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,501
Maybe it's time
to do that.
253
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,936
Oh, no, Nick,
don't go.
254
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,606
Oh, we're having
so much fun here.
255
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,307
Why don't you just
stay here with me
256
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:48,642
while you look
for a job.
257
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,310
Well, you can always
help out around here.
258
00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:52,346
Well, it has been nice.
259
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,082
Even if I do have
the hands of
a longshoreman.
260
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:58,418
Oh, your hands
are much softer
than theirs were.
261
00:12:03,524 --> 00:12:04,558
(chuckles)
262
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,327
Besides, you won't have
to wash any dishes.
263
00:12:07,361 --> 00:12:08,695
What will I have to do?
264
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:10,964
Well, don't worry.
265
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,100
We'll find something.
266
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,788
Hey, Roland,
you still got that book
Ready, Willing, and Able?
267
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,623
All right, Chuy!
I'm proud of you.
268
00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:38,859
‐Actually, I want two copies.
‐Really? Why?
269
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,160
Yeah, so I can strap
into my feet
270
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,828
while I walk across
those stupid coals.
271
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,465
Come on, man.
272
00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:47,668
Roland, don't hate me
because I'm flammable.
273
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:48,702
Get off of me.
274
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,740
Oh, hey, Blanche,
I just saw Nick
by the pool
275
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,075
and I thought
he was leaving.
276
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,144
No, he'll be staying at
the hotel for a while.
277
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,312
Oh, Blanche.
278
00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,880
Oh, it's okay.
279
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,982
Nick's given up
the gigolo trade.
280
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,450
Really? How is he
gonna make a living?
281
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,452
Well, I'll be taking care
of his needs.
282
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,489
Gee, I hope
he can adjust.
283
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,994
Oh...it's not like that.
284
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:17,164
Nick has turned over
a new leaf.
He's a changed man.
285
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,498
And I'm sure that
in a little while,
286
00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:21,468
Everybody's going
to forget all about
his shady past.
287
00:13:21,502 --> 00:13:22,936
Hey, Blanche,
where's the hooker?
288
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,343
Look, I don't care
what anybody thinks.
289
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,246
I have found a man
I really like.
290
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,480
You know, it's been
a long time
291
00:13:33,514 --> 00:13:35,148
since I went out
with anybody
this handsome
292
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,818
and you don't know
what he's done for me.
293
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,586
So what if I have to
take care of him?
294
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,722
I like buying him things.
295
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,991
And ultimately,
it's none of
your business.
296
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,793
No, Blanche,
it is my business.
297
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,162
I mean, this guy
takes advantage
of women,
298
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,598
older women
who give him
everything they have
299
00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:54,668
for a few
cheap moments
of tawdry sex.
300
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,537
I don't want you
on that list.
301
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,105
That's just
sheer jealousy,
302
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,806
and I'm not going to
listen to another word.
303
00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:03,310
Whoa. There's a list?
304
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:16,823
(all chanting) Chuy, Chuy,
Chuy, Chuy, Chuy, Chuy,
305
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,761
Chuy, Chuy, Chuy, Chuy,
306
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,663
‐Chuy, Chuy‐‐
‐What?
307
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:24,965
We're waiting.
308
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,367
Chuy, you can
do this, man.
309
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:29,870
Your mind
is more powerful
than your fear.
310
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,271
You just have to keep
saying to yourself,
311
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,841
"Cool, cool, cool."
312
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:34,908
You'll be fine.
313
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,009
Go ahead.
314
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:40,113
(all chanting) Chuy,
Chuy, Chuy, Chuy,
315
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,715
Chuy, Chuy‐‐
316
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,284
Cool, cool, cool...
317
00:14:45,419 --> 00:14:47,421
Hey, cool! (chuckles)
318
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,457
Hey, no. Hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot!
319
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,525
I did it!
320
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,093
I feel great!
321
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,695
That was great.
322
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,129
Okay, buddy,
go get 'em.
323
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,665
(chuckles) You know,
there's really no reason
for me to do this.
324
00:14:58,699 --> 00:15:01,168
I mean, I'm somebody
who's already got
his act together.
325
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:04,137
I'm already making
my dreams come true, Chuy!
326
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,772
You're chicken,
aren't you?
327
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,810
And I don't want to
be barbecued chicken.
328
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,814
Hey, Roland, you can
do anything, man.
329
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,983
Look at all
you've accomplished, huh?
330
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,684
Okay, you may be
a little bit scared...
331
00:15:17,718 --> 00:15:19,419
Okay, you're
not scared, okay.
332
00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:22,122
But you've got the power
and you're not a quitter.
333
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,190
Your feet hurt,
don't they?
334
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,224
They're killing me.
335
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:26,560
But that's not the point.
336
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,328
If you want to make
your dreams come true,
337
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,396
you've got to do this.
338
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,764
No, come on, man.
I've got faith in you.
339
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,332
Come on, Roland,
you can do this.
340
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,001
Get up and just think.
341
00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:35,736
Concentrate.
342
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:40,908
(all chanting) Roland,
Roland, Roland, Roland,
343
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,976
(groans)
344
00:15:43,844 --> 00:15:45,112
All right. Good, man.
345
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,447
(groans)
346
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,818
It takes a brave man
to do what you did, man.
347
00:15:51,852 --> 00:15:54,087
‐Yeah.
‐Tell Nick I'll be at the pool.
348
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:03,163
A brave man or an old lady
with no circulation
in her feet.
349
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,503
Teeth as white
as ivory.
350
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,472
Skin as smooth
as marble.
351
00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:15,843
Lips as succulent
as fresh fruit.
352
00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:18,111
That's beautiful.
353
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,581
Now let me tell you
some of the things
I like about me.
354
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:29,289
Breasts as pert
and bouncy as...
355
00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:35,896
Mary Lou Retton
on a trampoline.
356
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,602
You really are a very
special lady, Blanche.
357
00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:43,904
Ooh. I think you're
pretty special, too.
358
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:44,972
(chuckles)
359
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,139
I just wish...
360
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,141
Oh, never mind.
361
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,376
What? What is it?
362
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:51,812
(exhales) Well, Blanche,
363
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,947
now that I've turned
over a new leaf,
364
00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:56,783
it bothers me
that you pay
for everything.
365
00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:58,218
‐Oh...
‐No.
366
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,420
Why am I
letting you do it?
367
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,056
I hate myself for that.
368
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,192
Oh, you pay for
my room, my food,
369
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,727
my suits, my shoes.
370
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,029
I didn't tell you
to buy new shoes.
371
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,931
Well, I picked them up
when I got the suit.
372
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:16,136
I just feel it's time
for me to make a change,
373
00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,874
So...I want to propose
something to you.
374
00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:24,111
Oh, Nick, what are
you suggesting,
375
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,146
That we get married?
376
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,849
Oh, no, Blanche.
I wasn't going
to ask you to marry me.
377
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:32,219
I was going to propose
that I go back
to Indiana.
378
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,221
‐You what?
‐Oh, I love you, Blanche.
379
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,422
You're everything to me
380
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,858
and I want to prove
my love to you by...
381
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,162
Raisin?
382
00:17:42,196 --> 00:17:43,230
No, thank you.
383
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,965
‐You sure?
‐I'm fine.
384
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,767
'Cause it's amazing
how something so wrinkly
385
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,102
can be so...tasty.
386
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,845
I said no, thank you.
387
00:17:57,878 --> 00:18:00,180
How about an old prune?
388
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,418
‐Sophia.
‐That was a double entendre.
389
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,019
Yeah, I know.
I know what it was.
390
00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:07,454
Here. Here now.
You just get out.
391
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,656
Get out.
Get out. Get out.
392
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,995
Anyway, Blanche,
I want to take care
of you.
393
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,997
So I'm going
to swallow my pride,
394
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,732
work in my brother's store,
395
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,335
save up some money,
and come back for you.
396
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,437
Oh, Nick.
397
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,973
Oh, you don't know
how happy this makes me.
398
00:18:26,006 --> 00:18:27,574
Oh...
399
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:28,809
Whoops.
400
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:30,010
Want to pick
that up, Nick?
401
00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:32,579
Excuse me.
402
00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:36,083
Bun‐derful.
403
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,885
Simply bun‐derful.
404
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:40,454
Here. Here.
You get out of here.
405
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,155
‐Get out.
‐Oh, come on.
That was clever.
406
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,190
Sophia.
407
00:18:45,993 --> 00:18:48,529
Um, so when are you
going to Indiana?
408
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,564
‐Tonight.
‐(gasps)
409
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,366
I just figure
the sooner I go,
410
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,201
the sooner
I can come back.
411
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,436
Oh, well, all right.
412
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,071
Well, do you have
everything you need?
413
00:18:58,105 --> 00:19:00,140
Oh, pretty much,
pretty much.
414
00:19:00,174 --> 00:19:02,876
This is ironic
after what I just said.
415
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,645
I could use some money.
416
00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:06,513
Oh, well, yeah. Sure.
How much you need?
417
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:08,415
Oh, I was thinking
a couple of thousand.
418
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,551
That much?
419
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,352
(chuckles) I don't want
my brother
420
00:19:12,386 --> 00:19:14,454
to think I've come
crawling back.
421
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:15,722
Fifteen‐hundred?
422
00:19:15,756 --> 00:19:17,157
Um, yeah, sure.
423
00:19:17,191 --> 00:19:18,525
Um, I'll write you
a check.
424
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:20,494
Oh, no. Oh, no.
425
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,895
‐Oh, yeah!
‐No, no.
426
00:19:21,929 --> 00:19:23,330
‐I insist.
‐No, no, no.
427
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,364
Okay.
428
00:19:26,066 --> 00:19:28,468
I'll go get
some champagne,
and we'll celebrate.
429
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:29,803
Ah. Okay.
430
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,505
I just wish
I knew what I did
431
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,507
to deserve
a woman like you.
432
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,675
Oh, well...
433
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,051
I'm not picking
that up, Sophia.
434
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:54,595
Just the man
I wanted to see.
Come have a seat, Nick.
435
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,662
I'm afraid
I can't, Rose.
436
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:56,763
Blanche and I
are having dinner.
437
00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:58,765
Oh, she won't mind.
Come on, sit down.
438
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,136
I made some calls,
and, uh...
439
00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:07,241
I found out
there's no such place
as Carlington, Indiana.
440
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,176
Your hometown
doesn't exist.
441
00:20:09,977 --> 00:20:11,111
How do you explain that?
442
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,914
Okay, it doesn't exist.
443
00:20:15,349 --> 00:20:16,817
You're not
a gigolo, Nick.
444
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:18,585
You're a con artist.
445
00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:22,256
And I have a feeling
there are quite a few people
who'd like to see you.
446
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,791
I'd hate to have
to tell them
where you are.
447
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,228
You're going to ruin this
for me, aren't you, Rose?
448
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,164
Wait!
449
00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:33,166
Can I at least say
goodbye to Blanche?
450
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,368
Make it quick.
451
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,275
I did make her
happy, you know.
452
00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,210
I know.
453
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,379
I have to
compliment you, Rose.
454
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,713
You're smarter
than you look.
455
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,185
I wish I could
believe that.
456
00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:02,029
‐Mmm.
‐(laughs)
457
00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:03,497
Here's the money
you wanted.
458
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,065
Oh, and then some.
459
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,401
Well, I wanted
to get you off
to a good start,
460
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,002
it'll bring you back to me
that much quicker.
461
00:21:09,036 --> 00:21:10,871
Oh, sweetheart,
I'm at a loss
for words.
462
00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:11,905
(chuckles)
463
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,576
Some words
just came to me.
464
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,247
You know, I can't
take your money,
465
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:24,518
Although, believe me,
I'd love to.
466
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:27,421
But if I'm going to prove to you
that I can make it on my own,
467
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,488
then I'd better get going.
468
00:21:28,522 --> 00:21:29,823
So I'm going
to leave behind
469
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:33,093
everything you bought me.
470
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,194
Even the shoes?
471
00:21:34,228 --> 00:21:35,629
Surely you can take
the shoes.
472
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,663
Oh.
473
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:40,868
No, I really can't.
474
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,603
Oh.
475
00:21:42,636 --> 00:21:44,905
Well, I certainly do admire
your determination.
476
00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:46,373
(chuckles)
477
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,774
(exhales)
478
00:21:48,609 --> 00:21:50,377
Oh, uh, wait.
479
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,980
I'm going to need
more than these
to tide me over.
480
00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:03,857
Oh, look, it's almost time
for my favorite show, Cops.
481
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,299
Got to go. I'll just
slip out the back.
482
00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:14,701
See you soon?
483
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,503
Yeah.
484
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:19,973
Did I interrupt something?
485
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:23,076
Ah, Nick's going home
to Indiana
486
00:22:23,110 --> 00:22:25,512
to work in his brother's
hardware store.
487
00:22:25,546 --> 00:22:27,247
Well, that's a surprise.
488
00:22:27,281 --> 00:22:29,616
He's coming back for me
when he's saved up
enough money,
489
00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:32,419
And I really love him.
490
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,254
I just hope
he'll be alright.
491
00:22:34,288 --> 00:22:36,190
He has no money.
He has no shoes.
492
00:22:37,257 --> 00:22:39,826
Oh, he'll be
just fine, Blanche.
493
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,095
Nick: Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
494
00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:44,698
Just fine.
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