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♪ And if you threw
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♪ Invited everyone
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On the last episode of
The Golden Palace...

Blanche: Girls,
Dorothy just called
from the airport.

She's on
her way.

‐Group hug, everybody.
‐(cheering)

Well, I think that ma's much
too old to be working
this hard

and I want her
to come back
to Atlanta with me.

What?

Oh uh, Rose,
I want to thank you
for yesterday.

You know, your the only
one that didn't give me any
grief about marrying Beverly.

Well, I just
figured it's your life.

I mean, if you
want to throw
it away

marrying some
cheap tart in
a drunken stupor,

who am I
to object?

"I can't choose
between my own
daughter

and two women
I think of
as daughters.

I'm sorry.
I just can't."

Well, I don't understand.
What does this mean?

It means Sophia
has run away.

(telephone rings)

Um...

Front desk.
Oh, you have
no soap.

Oh, I'm so sorry
about that. We're a little
shorthanded right now.

One of our maids ran away,
and, and two of our maids
have gone to try to find her.

I'll get you some
soap right
up to you.

All right.
Thank you, sir.
That'll be 303.

(telephone rings)

Front desk.

Oh, I'm sorry,
those towels
are on their way.

(telephone rings)

Uh, front desk.

Uh, look, I don't have
time for this
right now.

You're gonna have
to try me again later.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought
this was an obscene
phone call.

Oh, w‐what's wrong
with your meat loaf?

(chuckles) Oh, well, fine.

I'll get another
one up to you
right away,

and call me later.

Roland, Mr. Marshall
got a dry piece
of meat loaf.

Yeah,
I know,
I know.

Chuy, what is the
number one rule
of hotel cooking?

If it doesn't look right,
cover it with parsley.

No, there's another rule.

No amount of parsley
can cover up
dry meat loaf,

so you wanna explain
that chia pet that you
sent up to Mr. Marshall.

Okay, yeah,
I made a mistake
big deal man.

Name me one other
time I made a mistake.

Chuy, you just got married
to a complete stranger after
having a single shot of tequila.

Name another one.

Come on you
got to focus,
Chuy.

That's the third
order that's been
sent back today.

Okay, well maybe
I'm not so happy,
you know,

but things are gonna
be just fine, once we,
you know uh, make love.

Uh‐oh.

Have we found another
problem that can't be
covered with parsley?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

‐Hey, it's her, man.
‐Oh.

She says just because
we're married doesn't mean
she has to act like a tramp.

(scoffs) I mean,
I was upset
at first,

but then I realized,
hey I'm lucky.

I'm a lucky man.
Lucky, lucky, lucky.

Chuy, Chuy, Chuy,
listen to me.

You are married
to a woman who
you don't know

who won't
sleep with you.

You are this close

to losing a job that
you desperately need

to pay for a car
you can't afford.

You are a spotted
owl in the forest
of life, Chuy.

God needed
to laugh today,
so he chose you.

Is this like,
what they call
tough love?

Man,
get out
of here.

Oh, Dorothy,
any luck finding
Sophia?

No, and I went to all
her usual hangouts
in the mall.

Did you try that geriatric
shoe store she likes
to hangs out at?

‐What's the name of it?
‐Oh, "Still Kicking"?

Haven't seen her
since last week.

Oh well,
did you try
the police?

Yes, but they
told me not
to expect much

because her description
fits half the women
in Miami,

and a quarter
of the men.

Oh, this is ridiculous.
We're never gonna
find her.

Now, don't you
lose heart.

Rose hasn't checked
in yet, and she's a good
little detective.

Well, she's not
at Kiddieland.

Rose, what would
she be doing
at Kiddieland?

Well, I usually go
on the little boats.

So, did you win
any prizes today?

A plastic monkey on‐‐

You're making fun of me,
aren't you?

Oh girls, let's not be
mean to each other.
Now, that won't solve anything.

Well, there wouldn't be
anything to solve

if you would let me
take ma home,
like I wanted to

Since when is this my fault?

Since you started forcing
my mother to do hard labor.

I don't believe
you said that.

Oh, if I weren't
a lady, I'd deck you.

You try it,
and I'll have you
on your back so fast

you'll think you're out
on a date.

Now, stop it. Stop it!
This isn't going to
bring Sophia back.

Now, we just have to think
where she might go
when she's depressed

Wait. Did you
try the cemetery?

She's only been gone
a few hours, Dorothy.

It takes longer than
that just to dig a grave.

‐Is this today's paper?
‐Yes.

‐Have you read it?
‐Yeah.

Oh, Chuy,
any news
of Sophia?

Nothing yet.

Oh, don't put
away that
cheesecake.

This is
an emergency.

I think
I'll join you.

Dorothy's just
gonna kill us.

Well, I don't care.

I'm just so mad
at Dorothy
for telling us

that we work
Sophia too hard.

Why she's got
a lot of nerve.

Yeah.

I still think
Dorothy's
full of beans,

and I'm not scared to
say it right to her face.

Say what to my face?

I think you
look good
in jeans.

Blanche,
you know what
your problem is?

You're all talk and no action.
Just like your sex life.

What are you saying?
Are you saying
I'm not a tramp?

Then why do you
think they call me
the female Ted Kennedy?

Because you
look like him.

Now, if you'll excuse me.
I have to go find my mother.

Oh, Dorothy, sit down.
We're just running
around in circles.

Have some
cheesecake.

I don't want any
damn cheesecake!

I want my mother,

or are you all too thick
to understand that?

All right,
Dorothy,
that's enough!

Ever since
Sophia ran away,

you've screamed and yelled, and

and in general acted
like a monster
to me and Blanche,

and I'm telling you
right now to cut it out!

Or what?

Or this!

Ooooh!

You hit me.

I'm sorry,
but you deserved it.

You hit me.

Why did you hit me?

Oh, I feel like
hitting you, too.

You do?

Ever since you left,
I've been mad at you.

You just deserted us,
and that hurt.
You broke up our family.

You left us out here all alone.

For seven years,
we turned to you
for everything,

and then one day,
you're just gone.

Well, what about you?

I wasn't out of that house
two months before
you bought this hotel.

Did you ever
once ask for
my help? No!

You just
went out
and did it.

I‐‐ I thought
you didn't need
me anymore.

We didn't want
to bother you.

Bother me?
How could
you bother me?

You're my two
best friends.

We are?

You are.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh,
I'm sorry,
too.

(sobbing)

(choke)

And, Rose,
you hit me
once more...

And you won't live
long enough to
hear me say "Ow."

Oh, God,
I've missed you!

I'm looking for
Chuy Castillos.

You're looking at him.
What can I do for you?

‐You're Chuy Castillos?
‐(softly) Yeah.

You look like
one of the Super
Mario Brothers .

Usually I get Brando
in Viva Zapata.

So, uh, what can I do for you?

‐You're the guy that Beverly
choose over me?
‐Who are you?

I'm Ramone.
She never told you about me?

I'm the man that went
steady with her, went
to the prom with her

and have been
in love with her since
we were both 14.

Oh, well, I'm the guy
who just skipped all that

and married her
after a shot of tequila.

Well, you're a lucky man.
She's a wonderful,
beautiful woman.

‐I'm here
to congratulate you.
‐Hey, thanks.

And just to let you know

that if you ever do anything
at all to hurt her,
I'll kill you. I really will.

Look, she's coming
right down. Why don't
you talk to her, man?

No, I cannot interfere
with her life. I don't
want her to see me.

I don't know why
she's chosen you,
but she has. So,

once again,
congratulations, kill.

(murmuring)

Aw, Chuy, did you
just break it off
with Beverly?

No, I didn't.
Oh, Rose...
Hold me, Rose.

Oh, there,
there, baby.

When did Rose
become the
strong one?

I don't know.

I'm looking
for the manager.

Huh! That purse.
Where'd you get
that purse?

Some old lady
left it in the back
of my cab this morning

Looks like ma's.
Let's see.

Bingo cards,
brass knuckles,

Pocket edition of
101 Jokes
for the John.

Yes, this is ma's!
Where did you
take her?

Well, got the log sheet
right here. Let me
check, let's see.

Picked her up,
Golden Palace,
7:05.

dropped her off
at a place called
Shady Pines.

Shady Pines?

I thought it burnt down.

Well, they must've rebuilt it,

but it certainly
can't be as bad

as Sophia's always
made it out to be,

Can it, Dorothy?

Well...

Coin‐operated walkers?

Totally untrue.
No, my mother made that up.

Ice cream cups given
only to the top 10
orange pickers of the day?

Not true.
Anyone in the trees
got ice cream.

I've got Shady Pines
on the phone.

They have a phone now?

Yes, we're looking for someone
who checked in this morning,
uh, Sophia Petrillo?

Oh, she has, she has?
Well, can we speak
with her?

Oh, she's
in the middle of
her exercise period.

Oh, my God! That's code
for picking up litter
on the interstate.

Ma?
It's me.

Honey, what are
you doing? You
sound out of breath.

Well, you know the
rules here. If you
don't work, you don't eat.

Ma,
we're coming
to get you.

Don't. I would rather
spend the rest of my life
in this hell hole

than have you
people fight
over me.

But, Ma‐‐

Look,
I can't talk now.

One of the screws
is giving me
the fish eye.

Goodbye, Dorothy.
Whatever you do,
don't come pick me up.

Let me die
in peace. Don't
come pick me up.

Ma‐‐

Oh, he's coming
this way.
I got to go.

Oh, no.
He saw me.

It's too late!
It's too late!

Is it too late
for my massage?

‐Not if you hurry.
‐Hot oil, right?

‐If you'd like.
‐Hot dog!

No,
we have
to hurry.

They probably
have her cleaning
shellfish.

They try to
pass that off
as arts and crafts.

Oh, my God!
What have
they done?

It's
beautiful.

It's
paradise.

It's a fake!

You know, they must all be
out back sweating away
what's left of their lives

in some devilish
fluff and fold operation

Hello,
and welcome
to Shady Pines.

I'm Meredith.
I'm here to help you.

What have you done
with my mother, you...
you Nazi?

Security.

Uh, the
smart‐looking
one.

You wanna lay down on
that floor, hands behind
your back, please, ma'am?

What kept you out
of the regular police,

manners or motor skills?

Come on.

All right now you
back off. You take
your hands off her.

She's my friend.

When did you
become so strong?

I don't know.

Wow, I haven't had
a workout like
that since‐‐

‐Dorothy: Ma.
‐Orange trees.

Since they had me
in the orange trees.

This woman claims to be
your daughter, Mrs. Petrillo
can you verify that?

Oh, what happens
to her if I don't?

We call the police
and have her jailed
for trespassing.

I'll tell you what
let's do that
for now.

Ma!

Okay,
she's mine.
She's mine.

Okay. Show's over.
Go on home.
Go on. Go on.

What are
you doing
here?

Ma,
you had us
worried sick!

I hit Dorothy.

Don't lie.

No, I really did.

Oh, you did not.

She did.

You shall
lead us now.

Sophia,
we have to talk.

You got five
minutes, then
I have tennis lesson.

Ma,
this is ridiculous.
You can't stay here.

I have to, this is where
I lived before I moved
in with you three.

If I stay here, you all might
be mad at me, but you won't
be not each other,

and I won't be responsible
for ruining your friendship.

You are not going
to ruin our friendship.
Ma, it's that I love you.

And I want you
to live with me.

We love you too
and we want you
to be happy.

And whatever
you decide
is okay.

You're doing
it again you're
forcing me to make

a choice
I can't make.

Sophia Petrillo is
just gonna have to
take care of herself.

Oh? And how are you going
to pay for all this.

With a little something
I like to call...
Your money.

Ma, forget it!

All right then.

Girls, I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to take out all the
money I put into the hotel.

Oh, the only thing
you actually put
into the hotel

was that
candy dish in
the lobby, honey.

Keep it.

Ah, Ma, look,
Shady Pines might have
a new coat of paint,

but they can't
take care of you
the way I can.

‐Sushi?
‐Thank you.

Look at that tush!

Okay! But I'm your
flesh and blood.

Hello,
Meredith.

Hello, Ma.

Okay,
but you're all
cooped up here

at least with me
you'll have some fun.

PA: Attention, Shady Piners,

circus night is starting
in five minutes
on the big lawn.

The circus.
Pussycat, couldn't
this wait till later?

No it can't. You
have to come back
to the hotel with us

So we can talk
about this.

That's right.
We're obviously not
gonna solve anything here.

‐That's fair.
‐Okay,

I'll go pay
the bill.

Rose,

you think you could
stand up to Dorothy
one more time?

I'd be glad to,
Sophia.

$1200!?

You're on
your own.

‐So, uh, how's everything?
‐Hmm.

Actually, the meat loaf
is a little dry.

Beverly, I want a divorce.

Boy, you can't take
criticism, can you?

Beverly look,
I'm sorry to blurt
it out like that.

It's just that
I've been doing
a lot of thinking, and...

and Beverly,
I don't think
I love you.

But, an hour ago, you told me
you wanted to make me
the happiest girl in the world.

That's because
your old boyfriend
came by,

and said, if I did anything
to hurt you he'll kill me
and he meant it.

Ramone? Ramone came
to see you?

(gasp) Oh,
that means
he loves me.

Ramone loves me!
Oh, Chuy, I owe you
an apology.

I did all of this
to make Ramone
jealous.

I'm sorry.

Hey, no problem. (chuckles)

I hope you and Ramone
are happy together.

We're getting divorced,
right?

Oh, we don't
have to. We were
never really married.

What do you mean?

Remember when you got drunk
and we got that priest

at 2 o'clock in the morning?

Well, he wasn't a priest
he was a men's room attendant.

I was wondering why he had
that jar of combs on the alter.

I will never forget you,
Chuy Castolanzos.

It's Castillos.
Chuy Castillos.

My plane leaves
in a half hour

I have two tickets,
I need your decision.

‐But first I wanna tell
you this joke.
‐Oh, Ma!

‐Please it's important to me.
‐Oh, all right.

‐Knock, knock!
‐Who's there?

‐I'ma.
‐I'ma who?

I'ma not going home with you.

I thought the rejection
would be easier with
a little humor mixed in.

But seriously,
I'm not coming
home with you.

I can't believe this.

Pussycat,
this isn't about you,
it's about me.

Don't you see,
Dorothy?

I need to be
at this hotel now,
I need to be busy.

When I was at Shady
Pines they waited on
me hand and foot,

that made me feel old.

That's how
I'll feel if I went
home with you.

Oh, Ma,
I don't wanna
be selfish.

It's‐‐ it's just that
I love you and I, I
wanna be with you.

Those are the
best words
a mother can hear.

And I promise you when
I'm ready to slow down
I'll be there with you.

I love you,
Pussycat.

I love you,
Ma.

Dorothy, we just
don't want you
to leave like this.

No, wait, wait.

Ma and I have
been talking,

and we both
agree it's better
if she stays here.

You really mean that?
We don't want to lose
your friendship.

No, no, no I really mean it.

I really didn't think
you'd be able to
run this hotel.

I thought that you,
Blanche, would lose interest,

and you, Rose,
would marry Miles, and then
Ma would come home, but...

I forgot what
special people
you are,

and I apologize for
not having enough
faith in you and,

I just want you to know
I'm very, very proud
of all of you.

You don't know what
it means to me to hear
you say that.

Oh, me, too.
me, too.

Listen,
Rose and I

well, we have
this little
present for you.

We made it.

A life‐time pass
to The Golden Palace.

(Rose chuckles)

Read the back.

"This card entitles
Dorothy Zbornak
Hollingsworth

to stay in any room
in The Golden Palace

and eat cheesecake,
tell dirty jokes,

and have at least
two friends

who will listen
to her cry, complain,
and laugh,

for the rest
of her life."

Thank you.

I got you
something,
too.

Uh, this...
This candy dish.

It's engraved.

"To Ma, love Dorothy."

Damn!

Roland: Blanche,
Blanche, we're getting
backed up over here.

Oh,
I'll be
right there.

You come back
and see us,
you hear?

Oh, the flowers
are here. I have to
take care of those.

Sophia, come on
we've got to go
over the menu.

They're going to
work me to death
you know.

‐Ma?
‐Just a little guilt
for the road.

Goodbye, Pussycat.

Goodbye, Ma.

(telephone rings)

Golden Palace.

Devereaux, I have
an appointment
for a hot oil massage

Hi, Rose Nylund,
I'm here for the circus.