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OK, guys, Intimacy
Week's coming up.
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How do you feel about that?
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Is that you in in bed for
the rest of the day now, is it?
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Are you having a breakdown? Ha.
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Oh, no, it's not that
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Married at First Sight
Australia horseshit again?
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Oh, two people looking
for love is horseshit, is it?
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They're not looking for love.
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They're looking for fame so they
can sell sunglasses on TikTok,
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as if getting married
wasn't tacky enough.
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Bloody hell, he doesn't
even like weddings now!
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Get yourself in debt
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so you can pretend to your friends
you live in a fairy tale? You knobs.
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Oh, you cynical old man!
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What job is it anyway?
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Weirdly, it's an actual
wedding, down near Wolves.
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Well, you tell that
couple from me to
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"cherish every single
moment they're together
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"cos that's what soulmates do."
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What?!
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It's what Cheryl's just said
to Digga in episode one. Aww!
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Yep, weddings.
Meaningless sentiment.
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See you later.
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CHATTER
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All right, Wicky?
All right, Jack?
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What happened?
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Mad one. So, wedding
reception's about to start,
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some bloke in a
balaclava comes in,
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smacks one of the guests round
the head with a baseball bat.
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Bloody hell! Dead?
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Nah, he'll have a
bloody headache though.
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Ketchup all over the shop.
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One of the guests tackled him,
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so we've got the toerag in
custody, but he won't talk.
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Just letting them
get on with it.
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Get on with what?
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Father of the bride wants to
carry on with the reception.
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Eh?! You'll see
when you meet him.
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Legend.
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Ah.
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Where's Ruth? She's at home,
watching some reality shit.
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About time you made an
honest woman of her, innit?
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Eh? Shut up! Why would
we want all this nonsense?
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All women want to
get married, Wicky.
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They want to have
their princess day.
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Jesus, Jack, you can't say
that sort of thing any more, mate.
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You'll get cancelled. You'll
have to go and work in Nando's.
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I didn't say it.
Lorraine Kelly did.
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Why are you watching Lorraine?
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Personal choice.
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Here we go!
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Legend alert!
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The cavalry arrives!
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Not before time, son.
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We've got a bloody big train
to get back on the tracks here.
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Right, go on.
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Sorry, I don't...
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He knows. Course he knows!
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Come on.
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I... I really don't...
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Just sing the song
if you want, mate.
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Song?
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? Bob Mammot,
the King of Storage
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? If storage is your thing
Bob Mammot's your king!
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? Ra-ra! Ra-ra! ?
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He knows, he's
just being polite.
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Right, kid, this is for you.
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Oh, we're not allowed, Bob.
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Hey, hey, you know,
you've been as good as gold
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and we could do without all this
getting in the press, you know.
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And you're going to keep it
on the downlow, yeah? Take it.
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Cheers, Bob.
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I'll have a vape in the panda,
make sure you're not disturbed.
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Right.
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Wicky. Wicky.
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Here's me hand, right?
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Here's me heart.
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Now, I've heard you're
the best in the business.
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I'm going to need you to
perform some miracles here, son.
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Come this way.
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So what was the
attack all about, then?
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Total mystery.
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Professional jealousy, probably.
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Oh, yeah? A lot of that in
the storage world, is there?
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Yeah. Who else has facilities in
Stourbridge, Dudley and West Brom?
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No-one! Oh!
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And it's going to take more than
a hoodie swinging his dick around
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to derail a Mammot wedding.
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Thought he was swinging
a baseball bat round?
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Hey, have a bit of respect,
kid. A man was hurt.
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Sorry.
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Hey, Dave, there's canapes
and fizz in there, son.
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Give your missus a
break from the prosecco.
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Cheap twot.
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Right, you need
to get a wriggle on.
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Keep this on the downlow.
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Jasper Carrott's going
to be here in a minute.
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Right.
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Master of ceremonies.
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Ah.
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Thought he'd retired.
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HE thought he had...
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..until he saw how many zeros
were on the end of the cheque.
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Three. Ah!
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With a four in front.
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Four grand. Four
grand, yeah. Yeah.
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Also, I hurt my wrist
writing one out for UB40 -
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featuring Ali Campbell.
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Oh, right.
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Are they going to
play Red Red Wine?
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Well, we're not going
to have the first dance to
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Rat In Mi Kitchen
are we, you plum?
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Any more stupid questions?
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Yeah, one.
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Who was it who got hit?
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It was me dad!
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Oh, God, I'm sorry. I...
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Who would want to hurt your dad?
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We built this empire together.
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Me and me dad are the
biggest storage providers
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in the Black Country.
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Maybe it was cutting the
head off the storage snake.
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He's my rock, Wicky. My rock.
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They wouldn't lie and say
he wasn't OK if he wasn't OK,
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they wouldn't do that,
would they, Wicky?!
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No, I'm sure if they said
he'll be fine, he'll be fine.
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Yeah.
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You're a good man, Wicky.
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I can see that.
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I won't forget this.
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I mean, do you even know
your inside leg measurement?
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What about this, then?
All right? Yeah, it's nice.
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Oh, here he is, my worst half!
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Hello! Hello!
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You're not going to believe
this, Bob, I just caught
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the Right Honourable David
Quince MP trying to sneak out!
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Oh, yeah, you're not
going anywhere, sir. Well...
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Let's get you a drink. I
think I've had quite enough.
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Oh, he says he's had enough.
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We'd never live it
down, would we?!
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"MP seen leaving
Mammot wedding sober."
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No? No, thank
you, to that headline.
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I think in the circumstances
it would be best I left.
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I think the press
might see it as a...
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David! I will not have you
leave the wedding of the year!
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And there's no press coming -
other than the ones I've paid for.
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Got a double-page shoot
in the... West Midlands Now.
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Yeah, and we've
got this big lad here,
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he's going to clear up the mess.
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All right? We've met before.
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I doubt it, I doubt
that very much.
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Now, David, I would love to talk
you through the wedding menu...
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We have met before.
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Do you remember? you came
down my local pub for a photo shoot
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during the election.
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Not seen you since,
though. Typical politician.
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I imagine a politician is a bit
busy to sip pints with a cleaner.
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Crime scene cleaner.
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Hey, don't worry about that
pint that you left by the way.
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My mate Weasel mine-swept it.
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He's not bought
a drink in 12 years,
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not bad for a
functioning alcoholic.
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I say functioning,
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he shat himself.
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David, would you
excuse me for a moment
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while I handle this gentleman?
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Wicky.
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I shall show "the cleaner"
to where he is needed.
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Don't let him leave!
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Right, OK, so,
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get chugging on
that, David. Ooh, er...
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Hey. Oh!
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Sorry, but am I not
cleaning this first?
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Oh, sorry.
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Just thought it might be
nice to get the blood off
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my daughter's 23-grand
wedding dress first!
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Come!
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It's quality that, it's been
soaked in oak or summat!
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SOBBING
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Mum! How is he? Is
he going to be OK?
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Who? Grandad, of course!
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He's fine! You just focus
on being the perfect bride.
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Get her slap sorted, Tara.
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It's a disaster.
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Look at me!
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Oh, you look
gorgeous, Anne-Marie.
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Why would anyone
want to hurt Grandad?
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Tell her she looks
like an angel, Ravi.
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You do, you look well fit.
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Like an angel!
Like an angel, yeah.
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There you go. Thank God this
one was here to tackle the little shit.
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We owe you, Ravi,
don't we, Anne-Marie?
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Yeah, thanks, Rav.
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Anything for you.
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You was a hero, Ravi.
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Like a Brummie Jason Statham.
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GIGGLING
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Hey, you're Ravi Singh?!
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Yeah. That's mad!
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I saw you score against
Brentford this season!
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Yeah, that was
a good goal, that.
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Hey, congratulations,
by the way.
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Ta. Oi, Cleaning Tower of Pisa,
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you're not here
to spot celebrities.
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There's a bride there.
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Yeah, all right, I was just...
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I'm surprised to see him.
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How you doing? You all right?
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Never mind the therapy,
get that muck off her veil!
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Can you get it off?
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Hey, do bears shit in the woods?
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Oh! You show some respect.
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It's my little girl's
wedding day.
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Fucking bears
shitting in the woods.
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Hey, Tara, hoick them jugs up.
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We need a bit of
glamour in the photos.
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Give it here, I'll go
and soak it for you.
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Oh, I'll get a picture
for Insta, babe.
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Not when I look like this!
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Yeah, maybe let me
clean her up first, eh, girls?
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I think maybe we
just cancel it all, Mum.
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What? Are you a
Mammot or a mouse?
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Cancel? Have you any idea
how much all of this cost?
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You think Jasper
Carrott, Ali Campbell
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and Noddy Holder are free?!
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I told you, I don't
know who they are!
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Who's all this for?
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So ungrateful.
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For you, my girl.
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To make you the bride
of the fucking century!
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Can we go and see Grandad?
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What for? He's off
his nut on morphine.
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We have got a schedule as
tight as a gnat's chuff, my girl.
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You stay focused.
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I spoke to your dad before,
he said he's going to be fine.
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Your grandad, I mean.
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And he's an old comedian.
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He had a hit about
a funky moped.
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Jasper Carrott.
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It's less relevant. I should
have bailed at the grandad fact.
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Bollocks, we're supposed
to be throwing the bouquet!
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Come on, girls, the
photographer's on the clock.
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She don't need a veil
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to throw a bunch of flowers
over her fucking shoulder.
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I just wanted a normal wedding!
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Mammots are not normal.
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Ravi, love, do you mind
helping Bob move the cake?
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No problem, Mrs M.
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Cheer up, Anne-Marie.
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You look... Like an angel.
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Yeah, like an angel.
252
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,119
Right, come on, you lot, photos.
253
00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,520
Tits and C.
254
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,999
Charmer, isn't she?
255
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,279
She might be the worst
person I've ever met
256
00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,760
and there was a lad in my
town who had sex with a magpie.
257
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,839
They Wolves socks?
258
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,119
Yeah. Yeah!
259
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,719
You play with Ravi, do you?
260
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,839
I used to, on the youth
team, but didn't make the cut.
261
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,079
Aw, but you've stayed
best mates? That's nice.
262
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,439
Yeah, I mean,
263
00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,679
don't see much of him now
that he's busy with the team, like.
264
00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,399
Ah, well, shit
game anyway, innit?
265
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,119
I only went to that match
because I had a spare ticket
266
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,599
cos my mate fell
into a septic tank.
267
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,719
He what?
268
00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,799
I mean I say fell, he dived!
269
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,559
He'd been on
poppers for three days.
270
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:51,919
What do you do now?
271
00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,719
Work for Bob, unfortunately.
272
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,959
Ah, the power behind the
Storage King's throne, eh?
273
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,519
Nightmare about this attack!
274
00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,919
Yeah, I mean I can't say it
was a massive shock, but...
275
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,200
Yeah, he said something
about a jealous rival, is it?
276
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,479
Is that what he told you?
277
00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,920
Oh! Why you know
different, do you?
278
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,199
Well...
279
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,639
There you are, brain-ache.
280
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,879
I've been looking
for you everywhere.
281
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,239
DJ needs help setting up.
282
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,359
Can't someone else do it?
283
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,799
Can't someone else do it?
284
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,039
You work for me,
you bloody muppet.
285
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,599
Even Ravi is helping out.
It's all hands to the pump.
286
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,439
Bob, we should have a chat
about what's just happened.
287
00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,799
My boots will have a chat with
your ping pongs in a minute, son.
288
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,200
Get!
289
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,479
Bloody kids these
days, eh, Wicky?
290
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,240
Right, let's get me dad's
spooge off that cake.
291
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,199
Love you, Dad.
292
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,560
Stay strong.
293
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,599
Thank you for your
patience, everybody.
294
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,359
Please enjoy a glass
of vintage champagne...
295
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,559
MICROPHONE FEEDBACK:
..courtesy of the Storage King himself,
296
00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,160
Mr Bob Mammot.
297
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,319
There you go, big man.
298
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,960
Good lad. What do you think?
299
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,679
Well, it's big.
"It's big", he says.
300
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,679
That's four grand's worth of
cream sponge in there, mate.
301
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,880
Who's that?
302
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,799
Who do you fuckin' think?
It's the mug who paid for it!
303
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,159
Well?
304
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,399
Well, I can clean it, yeah,
305
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,239
but the chemicals are
pretty toxic, you know.
306
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,399
It's all right.
307
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,719
Well... it's life-threatening.
308
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,599
Doesn't know much about
showbiz this one, does he, Ravi?
309
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,399
Nah. Yeah, right.
Show him your watch.
310
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,439
Nah, you're all right.
311
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,960
No, go on, show him your watch.
312
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,799
Right, how much is that?
313
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,639
I'm not really a
watch guy, lads.
314
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,639
Guess how much. How much?!
315
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,039
Yeah, go on.
316
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,079
3 million?
317
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,959
3 fuckin' million?! What
are you talking about?
318
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,799
Like I say, I'm not
really a watch guy.
319
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,319
That's 80 grand's
worth, that watch.
320
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,399
80 grand!
321
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,359
Now, did you have to spend
that to tell the time, Ravi?
322
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,439
Yeah... Did you, Ravi?
323
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,959
No!
324
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,319
You don't.
325
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,919
And you don't need to eat
a cake to be impressed by it.
326
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:58,799
The function of this cake is
to wow the crowds before my...
327
00:12:58,800 --> 00:12:59,999
..before...
328
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,839
..you know, the speeches.
329
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,879
Right, see, lights down, right?
330
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,639
Jasper comes out,
gives it the big 'un,
331
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,999
then UB40 crank
out Baby Come Back,
332
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,479
then lights up...
333
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,759
Cake.
334
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,679
Wheeled out by a bloody
Premiership football player.
335
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,039
And then I come out,
give it all the funnies!
336
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,439
Legend!
337
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,599
Too right I'm a legend,
come here, Ravi Singh.
338
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,479
You're the son I
never had, mate.
339
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,479
I mean it. Do you
understand that?
340
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:33,359
I'm just thinking, Bob, right,
you're the legend of storage
341
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,200
and I'm the legend of score-age.
342
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,559
Fuck me, mate.
343
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,879
Did you just come up with that?
344
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,199
Yeah.
345
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,599
Did you hear that? He
just came up with that.
346
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,959
I'm going to open
with that, mate.
347
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,719
Can I have that? I mean it.
348
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,119
That'll bring the ceiling down.
349
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,039
Lads, just to be clear,
if I clean this cake
350
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,959
and someone eats
it, they might die.
351
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,439
Bob!
352
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,399
That bastard MP's
had it on his toes again!
353
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,239
We've got star-studded speeches.
354
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,759
We can afford to lose an MP.
355
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,559
No, I want him here.
356
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,039
I told everyone he'd be here.
357
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,999
Where's Anne-Marie?
Has she gone AWOL?
358
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,599
Shithouse bride, that girl.
359
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,519
Hey, Viv, it's our
daughter's big day. Come on.
360
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,559
What's this bell doing
here? The floor isn't done.
361
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,759
What are you
doing here, you bell?
362
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,719
Ravi, sweetheart, will you
please find Anne-Marie?
363
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,759
She'll listen to you.
364
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,919
Tell her she needs to
be working that courtyard.
365
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,040
MP! NOW!
366
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,919
So sorry, sir.
367
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,360
Mr Carrott and Mr
Campbell are stuck in traffic.
368
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,040
Shit, bollocks!
369
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,799
Right...
370
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,039
I'm going to phone
Jeff Lynne from ELO.
371
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,119
Hey, Mr Blue Sky.
372
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,999
That's right. No,
it's Bob Mammot.
373
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,479
Yeah, it is, Bob Mammot.
374
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,039
Yeah, King of Storage.
375
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,399
Oi.
376
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,639
Does this not bug you a bit?
377
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,839
What?
378
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,279
Why's he on the
cake? It's your wedding!
379
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,079
It's not. What?
380
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,840
It's not my wedding.
I'm best man.
381
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,359
You seen Anne-Marie?
382
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,239
You better watch
that woman, son.
383
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,239
Don't want to lose her on
the way home, do you, eh?
384
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,999
Eh? Hey!
385
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,200
Heeey! 1-nil! Ha-ha!
386
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,800
You're the groom?!
387
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,399
What are you doing out here?
388
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,719
You should be cleaning
up. Vivien will go mad!
389
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:36,479
If you're the groom, why's he got
you running round like some skivvy?
390
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,119
Same reason he's made me
buy all this shit no-one needs -
391
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,160
he's a boss.
392
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,679
Look, the whole family are mad.
393
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,359
Well, why are you
marrying into it, then?
394
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,039
Because Anne-Marie is amazing.
395
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,679
It's mad! You haven't
even been in the photos!
396
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,559
Yeah, but I'm not
a celebrity, am I?
397
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,239
Why would they
want a photo of me?
398
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,799
Oh, no. No, no, this is no good.
399
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,839
It's none of my business,
but this is your day.
400
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,839
You have to do a Janet
Jackson here, mate.
401
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,720
You're going to
have to take control.
402
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,479
She's a singer.
403
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,719
Had a series of hits
in the '80s and '90s?
404
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,639
She whopped her bap
out at the Super Bowl!
405
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,439
It doesn't matter who
she is, Manish! Focus!
406
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,920
You know what? You're right.
407
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,319
Thanks, Wicky.
408
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,719
Don't thank me.
409
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,880
Thank Janet Jackson.
410
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,200
Now, go.
411
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,079
Ah, mate, we've been
together for years,
412
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,879
but I don't even know
what to say to her.
413
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:42,480
Hey, all she needs is for you
to call her your wife, all right?
414
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,880
Failing that - God forgive
me - play the grandad card.
415
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,280
OK.
416
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,159
Anne-Marie...
417
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,679
What are you doing
here? Dad's looking for you.
418
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,719
Yeah, but I've barely
seen you all day.
419
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,479
Not even had a chance
to call you my wife yet.
420
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,559
Sounds good, doesn't it? "Wife".
421
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,719
Oh, don't be a melt, Manish.
422
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,919
Grandad!
423
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,719
Listen, I was thinking maybe
we could go to the hospital
424
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,879
and see how your
grandad's doing.
425
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,960
Eh?
426
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,159
No, we can't, Mani.
427
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,759
They're going mental.
428
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,679
It's the photos, then the
meal, then the speeches.
429
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,919
That's how it works. Yeah,
but this is OUR wedding day!
430
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,559
We can do what we want.
431
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,240
I know you'll feel
better if you see him.
432
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,639
Now, this is none of my
business and it might not help,
433
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,360
but if you want, I could cause
a distraction and you can go.
434
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,645
I used to be able to do
the robot, something like...
435
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,239
Actually, that
won't help, but...
436
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,679
..you can borrow my van.
437
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,719
Cheers, Wicky.
438
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,039
Well, well, well!
439
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,159
This is a cosy love-in.
440
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,959
Where have you two been?
441
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,679
I was talking to Mani. Why?
442
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,039
Because she's my wife.
443
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,079
Ooh, lucky girl!
444
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,879
But you two have got the
rest of your lives to talk shit.
445
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,239
Meanwhile, your poor
dad is losing his mind.
446
00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,599
Carrott and Campbell are
stuck in traffic on the motorway.
447
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,879
Ah... Coming together,
are they? That's a bit weird.
448
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,199
Shut it, you!
449
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,799
Now, I won't lie to
you, Anne-Marie.
450
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,719
You've let the family down -
God forgive me - and your poor
451
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,599
grandfather would be ashamed.
452
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,199
He's lying there in that hospital
bed with his brain smashed out
453
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,599
while you two kiss and cuddle!
454
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,879
That is an awful thing to say.
455
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,799
Oh, tears again.
456
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,159
Did the spoilt girl not get
everything she wanted?
457
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,359
Did it ever occur to you that maybe
you're the one causing the stress?!
458
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,159
Woo! Hello, big balls!
459
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,439
Nah. You're not
worthy of this family.
460
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,039
You know that, don't you?
461
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,279
Bob just gave you
the job out of pity.
462
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:40,279
You're just some failed footballer
our Anne-Marie took a shine to.
463
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,639
Christ, I don't even
know why she chose you,
464
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,319
especially when,
well, you know...
465
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,920
..there are other options.
466
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,839
OK.
467
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,239
I think it went quite well.
468
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,200
Just leave it, man.
469
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,040
She's right.
470
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,199
Hey!
471
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,759
You know something, don't you?
472
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,520
You know why all this happened.
473
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,239
Right, kid, tell
the kitchen to stall.
474
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,159
Jeff Lynne's having
his bathroom fitted.
475
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,479
He said he's going to move a few
things around and it should work,
476
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,159
so he should be
able to make it, OK?
477
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,199
But the Chef said the
chicken will get dry.
478
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,999
Well, tell him to rub
butter on it or something!
479
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,399
It's not fucking
rocket science! Go!
480
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,839
Thank you for your
continued patience, everybody.
481
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,639
Strap yourselves in, you're
going to have a cracking night.
482
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,840
Just don't leave, please.
483
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,519
Dunna suit you, crying, kid.
484
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,199
Brought you this.
485
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,279
I don't want it.
486
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,680
Might make you feel better.
487
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,920
I just wanted a normal wedding.
488
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,399
Just me and him.
489
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,879
You're worried
about your grandad.
490
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,439
Don't worry, I rang the hospital
for you. They say he's fine.
491
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,559
Did you?
492
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,919
Yeah.
493
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,480
Ravi saves the day again, eh?
494
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,200
Thank you. Course, yeah.
495
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,480
Come on, kid. No more tears.
496
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,799
It was always meant
to be me and you.
497
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,839
What?
498
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,839
Come on. Ravi, what the fuck?
499
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,319
Come on, babes, I
know you love me.
500
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,839
Anne-Marie.
501
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,599
I knew it.
502
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,719
Mani, no.
503
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,960
Manish! No!
504
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,520
That goal came off your
ankle anyway, you knob!
505
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,400
It didn't.
506
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:47,820
Manish!
507
00:20:47,821 --> 00:20:48,879
HE WHEEZES
508
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,599
Don't make me
run any more, mate.
509
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,880
I'm clinically obese.
510
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,599
I don't look it, but I am.
511
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,039
I get away with it cos I'm
tall, but it's... it's all here.
512
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,559
Belly fat.
513
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,839
It's the dangerous kind.
514
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,279
Just forget it, Wicky.
They got what they wanted.
515
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,399
No, nothing happened. I saw it.
516
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,800
She turned him down.
517
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,399
Yeah, but I don't fit in.
518
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,039
You've seen it yourself.
519
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,000
No, neither of you do.
520
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,777
That's why you've
got to tell her.
521
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,840
OK.
522
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,720
Let's do it. Let's.
523
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,999
Oh, this is mad.
I'm just going to go.
524
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,279
Hey.
525
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,720
Weddings are meaningless...
526
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,760
..but I know when two
people are right, OK?
527
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,079
Thanks, Wicky.
528
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,839
DISTANT MOVEMENT
529
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,480
MAN AND WOMAN PANT
530
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,320
Anne-Marie?
531
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,159
Yeah, fair play, I
wasn't expecting that.
532
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,479
Now, I may have read
this quite badly, Manish.
533
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,640
I'm... I'm not too proud
to admit that to you, mate.
534
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,519
Well, don't go in there!
535
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,559
Manish!
536
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,199
I knew I'd get you to
stay somehow, David.
537
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,559
I don't want to go home! Ugh!
538
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,279
Nearly there, love.
539
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,879
You're polling well.
540
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,159
HE GROANS
541
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,640
Get in there!
542
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,840
Hello.
543
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,879
Ah...
544
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,799
David, get out, lad.
545
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,079
HE SIGHS
546
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,560
Come on. Yeah.
547
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,079
When people say to
me, "Why storage?"
548
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,759
I say, "Because every
kingdom needs a king."
549
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,999
The plains of
Africa have the lion
550
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,479
and the leading storage
solution of Wolverhampton...
551
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,600
..have Bob Mammot!
552
00:22:39,601 --> 00:22:40,719
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
553
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,079
Dad, have you seen Mani?
554
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,839
No! No, I haven't seen him!
555
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,079
I'm not the boy's keeper.
556
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,879
I have to do all the
bloody work for him as it is.
557
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,279
No, you don't.
558
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,039
I'm the only one that knows what's
going on in your stupid business.
559
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,359
Uh-oh!
560
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,959
Shut up! What the fuck
are you talking about?
561
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,799
Mani... You are not
going to believe this, Bob.
562
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:03,159
Them two burst in when I was helping
David get ready for the speeches.
563
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,679
God knows what
he's thinking now.
564
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,359
He was a debt collector, the
bloke with the baseball bat.
565
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,559
Fuck off, was he.
566
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,559
He was, Anne-Marie.
567
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,759
Your dad's run the
business into the ground.
568
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,119
I should know - I
do the accounts.
569
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,039
HE GROWLS
570
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,599
Ooh!
571
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,719
He's been borrowing
left, right and centre
572
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,079
to pay for this wedding...
573
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,399
..from dodgy people.
574
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,679
What? Dad?
575
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,239
Now do you see who
you married, my girl?
576
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,199
He's a little liar.
577
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,360
Tell her, Bob.
578
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,559
HE MOANS
579
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,519
Bob, tell her!
580
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,600
Don't look at me.
581
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,119
I'm busted.
582
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,160
Bob!
583
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,800
Aaaargh!
584
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,439
THEY GASP
585
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,479
Ooh!
586
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,400
He's right. We're on our arse.
587
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,639
Forgive me, Dad! Argh!
588
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,439
I did this for you, Anne-Marie!
589
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,879
What have you done?!
590
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,999
You bloody bastard!
591
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,879
I hate you!
592
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,879
I want a divorce!
593
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,639
I don't want to be poor!
594
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,160
I'm supposed to be rich!
595
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,959
No way is that fresh cream.
596
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,639
I don't know...
597
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,560
I don't know who I am any more!
598
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,279
You're Bob Mammot!
You're Bob Mammot!
599
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,239
Bob! Bob!
600
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,879
You are the Storage King!
601
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,039
Who's the fucking Storage King?!
602
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,279
Yes, love?
603
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,759
Er, sorry to
interrupt, Mr Mammot,
604
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,279
but... Jeff Lynne
just pulled out.
605
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,239
Aaaaaaaargh!
606
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,520
Let's go to the hospital.
607
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,280
BOB AND VIVIEN GROAN AND SOB
608
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,840
I'll get my mop.
609
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,719
Could all guests leave
the premises immediately.
610
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,559
This event is cancelled.
611
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,679
Yeah, yeah, get the face out.
612
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,399
Just the watch and the tits.
Just the watch and the tits.
613
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,719
That's the money-maker. Your
face ain't, darling. Trust me, kid.
614
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,879
Yeah, yeah.
615
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,760
Bling, bling, Ravi
Singh. Tag me in it.
616
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,279
What do you want, cleaner?
617
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,880
Oh, I'd just like
to finish my job.
618
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,719
Just put things right.
619
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,800
Oh, cheers.
620
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,959
Give me that.
621
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,599
Oh, not the watch!
Not the watch!
622
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,999
CAMERA CLICKS
623
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,319
Put that on Insta.
624
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,919
I'm a Premiership footballing...
625
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:23,959
Ref!
626
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,759
And, for the record, you're
more than a pair of boobs.
627
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,399
No, I'm not.
628
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,440
OK.
629
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,199
Oh, no! Oh, no,
not the watch again!
630
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,879
Fuck! Fuck! Bridesmaid,
get me a towel!
631
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:35,920
Fetch me a towel, love.
632
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,799
? Bob Mammot, King of Storage
633
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,439
? If storage is your thing
Bob Mammot's your king!
634
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,279
? Ra! Ra! Ra! ?
635
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,320
SWITCHES OFF
636
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,119
All right?
637
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,199
Ooh...
638
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,999
Did you get it sorted?
639
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,119
Yeah.
640
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,159
It was all quite
dramatic in the end.
641
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,439
Well, that's weddings,
though, innit, really?
642
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,800
Not all of 'em.
643
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,159
Do you know what
I don't get, though?
644
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,239
I mean, that Digga...
645
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,079
..he knew that she
wasn't right for him
646
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,239
and yet he still
went ahead with it.
647
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,600
How many times?
They're not real weddings.
648
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,400
- Yeah, but...
- SHE SIGHS
649
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,159
..why do it at all?
650
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,039
Do you know what I
mean? It's just daft.
651
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,679
Well, just if two
people are happy,
652
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,360
just... get on with
your life, innit? Just...
653
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,120
..just get on.
654
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,840
Right, I'm off to bed.
655
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,199
Press start on the microwave.
656
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,039
You're six minutes
away from a top jalfrezi.
657
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,439
Antacids are in the
bathroom cupboard.
658
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,040
Night, love. See you.
659
00:27:09,090 --> 00:27:13,640
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