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- * MTV *

- Previously on
"RuPaul's Global All Stars"...

For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you'll star

in a rich international roast.

[all exclaiming]

- RuPaul is so old,
she was at the coronation

of Queen Elizabeth...

the First.

- [laughs]

- If you've enjoyed the roast,
my name is Kween Kong.

If you haven't, you're racist.

Thank you!
[laughter]

- Kitty Scott-Clause,
Kween Kong, condragulations.

You are both the winners
of this week's challenge.

- Fuck, yeah.

- * On "RuPaul's
Global All Stars" *

* We gather on the stage *

- Singing wasn't a bad idea.

It just wasn't funny, really.

- Who remembers
her beautiful vocals

from the--her talent showcase?

Yeah. Me, neither.

[laughs]

- You got a bit lost in it.

- Vanity, Pythia,
you are up for elimination.

Lip sync for your life.

Pythia, sashay away.

[bell dings]

* *

- Oh.

- We are back in the Werk Room
after the elimination,

and I am gagged.

- What just happened?

- Vanity, bitch.
- That was wild.

- That was everything.
- Vanity--

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

- The gag.

- I couldn't take
my eyes off you,

and I was in the back.

I can't imagine what that
looked like in the front.

Your eyes were so full of fire.

- Bitch, Vanity just
completely changed the weather.

She's a threat now, girl.

- How are you feeling?

- I'm gagged.

Like, the only thing
I saw in front of me

was my mom.

- [gasps]

- Celine Dion is her absolute

biggest artist in the world.

This is Mom's old jacket.

- [gasps]

- I was not doing this lip sync

for saving my spot
in the competition.

I was doing it for my mom.

And I know how proud she's
gonna be when she sees this.

I struggle a lot
with all these challenges.

We know that.

But this is what I do.

If you put on a fucking song,

I'm gonna give you
a fucking show.

- Oh, baby.

- And I'm still here.

- And speaking of being here,

congrats to the two
winners tonight.

- Yeah, congratulations.

- Yay!
- Fuck, yes.

Thank God.

- You guys are so fucking good.

- I am feeling
so confident with

my place in the competition--
three wins.

Me and Kween are killing it.

- Nehelly, I know you were
very nervous about this,

but you should be so proud.
- Yeah, you should.

- Because you truly
were hilarious.

- You're so fucking
funny, bitch.

- How you feeling?

- I'm so sad because
I was very close to Pythia

and know that I come back here,
and I can't find him.

For me, it's a lot now.

So sorry.
- No, baby.

- But I'm happy.
I'm really happy for you.

You can believe me.

- Baby, we are still here
together with you.

And you are still here.

And I'm starting
to fucking like you.

[bell dings]
- Thank you.

Me too.
[laughter]

Me too.

- Don't tell her that.

- I can't look
at any of these girls

and go,
she's the next weakest link.

Because who fucking
knows anymore?

Anyone could go.

Anyone could have a bad week.

Fair game, girl.

- I thought Pythia will be
one of the top four.

- What's that?

- For now--

- It's a whole new game now.

- It's a new game.

- Tonight just proved
you've got to be

prepared for anything.

[upbeat music]

At this point, I'm keeping my
eyes on the man in the mirror.

Because let me tell you,
I didn't fly all the way

over here with all
of my nice belongings

to hear RuPaul say,
Alyssa Edwards, you are safe.

Vanity is vain, bitch,
because that was fierce.

It was like a scene out
of a movie on a motorbike,

and the wind hitting your hair.
- Yes.

- And you were just,
like, so focused.

- Living.
- I was like--

- Living.

- Is it "Shut Up and Drive"
worthy?

* *

[record scratches]

- No.

[laughter]

- For have another
"Shut Up and Drive,"

you need to weigh my lip sync
against Alyssa Edwards.

- Bitch.

- You want to do it right now?
- Do it.

- Yeah.
- I bet you won't, bitch,

'cause I'll take
this corset off,

and we can PK all around
this damn whirlpool.

- OK, baby.

- Get your leg up, since you
called me old today, bitch.

Let's see how high
your leg goes, girl.

OK, hold on.

Grab my leg and pull it up.

- Wait, maybe put it--
- This bitch said I was old.

Let me show this...
- Right.

Look at her.
- Young-ass queen.

- She's laying it out.
- Oh!

- Oh, yes, bitch.

- I'll lay it to the back,

to the front, and the side.

Where are you at,
Mrs. Thing, Mrs. Sexy Woman?

- Yeah, tell me.

- I don't have my shirt.

- Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!

- You call me your grand--

you said I was your grandma.

- Smack her in the face.

- I've got my eye
on Nehellenia.

She's a shady cow.

She plays this, like,
nice-girl persona.

Maybe that's just all an act.

She's not even Italian.

- Get your leg up.

Let's see how high it goes.

- It's not too high.
- Kick your leg.

- Oh, it's not too--
[farts]

- Oh, Nehelly farted.

Nehelly farted.

- You did all that bumping
and jumping to come up in here

with this leg that
went barely 90?

- I can no longer see.

- It went barely 90.

- Oh.

- Oh!

- Point that fucking
crunchy foot.

- [laughs]

- Yeah.
- Get that Captain Crunch foot.

- Baby, I'm not a dancer.

I'm a drag queen.

- Oh, you are?

- You can say the same.

- The lady is just trying it
with me every day.

I now got a Tessa over here
and now Nehelly over here.

- I say I can have
a good lip sync against you.

- I believe you can.

- But not that I am a dancer.
- I believe that.

I believe that,
Nehelly, my baby.

- My granny.
- Granny?

I don't wanna be your granny.

I don't wanna be the granny.

- * "RuPaul's Drag Race" *

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race Global All Stars"

will receive a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills

cosmetics and a grand prize
of $200,000,

with extra special guest judge
Dianne Brill.

* RuPaul's Drag Race *

* May the best
drag queen win *

* Best drag queen win *

- Hello, top six!

- Money!

- It's a new day
in the Werk Room,

and there are only six queens--

boom, boom, boom.

Who's next?

- Oh, this table's getting
smaller and smaller.

- I'm so shocked that
Pythia went last week.

But low key, I'm kind of living
because, ah, the better for me.

Oops. [laughs]

- Congratulations, top six.

- [cheers]

- Is this the top six everyone
thought it was gonna be?

- No.
- No.

- [laughs] Absolutely not.

- Why are you looking at me?

[laughter]

- I don't know if I thought
this would be the top six.

However, one thing
I know about this Werk Room

is never discount anyone,

because everyone is
competition.

So we know Vanity is
a lip sync assassin.

Nehelly's a pizza delivery.

Tessa is a--
- A testicle.

- Watch it.
- Watch it.

She's taking notes.
She says watch it.

She's gonna storm back
in Germany.

Well, well, well, gals.

[laughter]

Who's at the head of
the table now, dolls?

[alarm blares]
- Oh!

- Every time...
[indistinct chatter]

- Every time.
- Every time.

- Ladykins,
let there be drag on Earth.

And let it begin with you.

Time to heal your breakup
with a whole lot of makeup.

Now, give me a beat.

[whoosh]
[bell dings]

- Boom.
[laughs]

- Makeup?
- Makeup?

- Breakup?

- We're putting
our exes in drag.

- Oh, please, no.
- No, not my ex.

- I swear to God,
if my ex walks in, I'm leaving.

I ain't doing this.

[bell dings]

[electronic music]

[all exclaiming]

- Hello, hello, hello.

Buenos dias.
- Buenos dias.

- Hi!
- Hi.

- And then there were six.

- Ooh.

- Now, at this point
in the competition,

you really know each other.

So for today's Mini Challenge,
it's time to put

that knowledge to the test
in a nosy little game

we're calling, "Who is She?"

* Who is she *

* Who, who is she *

* Who is, who is she *

* Who is she, who is she *

* Who, who's this *

OK, All Stars,
here's how the game works.

I'll make a statement like,
"This queen is

the most likely
to bring about world peace.

Who is she?

And then you'll vote
for yourself

or one of your fellow queens.

And if your answer matches
the majority of the group,

you get a point.
[bell dings]

In the end, the queen
with the most points wins.

Let's play "Who is She?"

[laughter]

All right, first question.

This queen will steal
your boyfriend.

- Ooh.

- Who is she?

[whooshing]

The majority says Nehellenia.

- Why?

No.

I'm a married woman.

- Kween Kong gets a point...

[bell dings]

Tessa T. gets a point...

[bell dings]

And Vanity gets a point
because you all

voted in the majority.

All right, next question.

This queen makes you
laugh the hardest.

Who she is?

[whooshing]

Wow.

Everyone voted
Kitty's Scott-Claus

except for Kitty Scott-Claus.

So everyone gets a point
except for Kitty Scott-Claus.

- But if I voted for myself,
I'd look like a right twat,

wouldn't I?

- Well, you'd have a point.

[laughter]

This queen is the prettiest.

Who is she?

[whooshing]

The majority says
Alyssa Edwards...

- Yes!

- Is the prettiest.

- Facts are facts, America.

- So Tessa gets a point...

[bell dings]
Kween gets a point...

[bell dings]

And the prettiest queen
of all, Alyssa Edwards,

gets a point because
she voted for whom?

- I sho' the fuck did.

- Herself.

[laughter]

All right, this queen
is the messiest.

- [scoffs]
- Who is she?

- Oh, the messier.

- Oh, well, she just spoke.

[whooshing]

- The messiest queen
is Tessa T.

- No, she's not.

- Otherwise known
as Messa Mesticle.

- Oh, Messa Mesticle.

- [laughs]

- Who do you vote for?

[laughter]

- You're so wrong.

- This bitch is
the fucking messiest.

- I'm not messy.

- I can't believe you bitches
didn't vote for her.

She knows she's messy as fuck,
Miss Nehelly over there.

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

- Look at your daughter.

That's a mess.

- They didn't say the drag
was a mess.

Messy person.

- Let's take a quick look
at the scoreboard.

Kween and Tessa
are in the lead.

- Oh!

- I know that's right.

- And bringing up the rear
is Kitty Scott-Claus.

- My favorite position.

- Yes.

All right, next question.

This queen is the shadiest.

Who is she?

- Ooh!

[whooshing]

- Oh, oh, oh, OK.

Three people chose Nehellenia,
while three people...

- Why?

- Chose Kween Kong.

[laughter]

- You bitches, I knew it.

I know that I'm the shadiest,

but I'm not going to vote
for myself.

So I'm going to give it
to her.

I'm like, pass the baton.

- Everybody gets a point
because it's a tie.

Last question, and this one
is worth 5 bonus points.

- Ooh.

- This queen is
going home next.

All right, the shade.

Who is she?

[whooshing]

Oh, oh.

The majority says
Tessa Testicle.

- Fuck you.
Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

- Now, Tessa voted
for Vanity Vain.

Nehellenia voted for herself.

- I'm not stupid.

I don't want to make
these bitch hate me

more than they already do.

So I vote for myself
so everyone is happy.

- And that means the winner
of today's Mini Challenge

is Kween Kong.

[cheering]

- [laughs] Condragulations.

- Thank you.

- You've won a cash prize
of $2,500.

- [gasps]

- Oh! Well done.

- We're just getting
cooking, girl.

There's a few more challenges,
and I want more wins.

- My All Stars,
I'm appointing each of you

as a Global Glambassador.

Your mission--to use your
unique drag style to transform

a poor, unfortunate soul.

Because for this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you'll be doing
makeovers on some truly

deserving individuals
who have recently experienced

an unexpected setback.

Please welcome
to the Werk Room...

[all exclaiming]
- No way.

- What would you fix
on both of our faces?

- Everything.

- [laughing]

- [laughing]

- Please welcome
to the Werk Room--

or should I say welcome back--

- [gasps]

- Your eliminated
Global All Star sisters.

[all exclaiming]
- No way.

[cheering]

- Oh, my God,
the girls are back.

Yay.

- Did you drive all night?

- Oh, fuck.

- I flew all night.
- Too soon.

- What an awkward situation.

I spent three
of those bitches home.

- All Stars, this week,
your eliminated sisters

are here to help
as you transform them

into a member of your
"Drag Race" family.

- Yes.
- Ooh.

- I love
the Makeover Challenge.

We had one on my season
back in Sweden,

and I was top two.

I'm excited.

- #GlobalAllStars.

Kween Kong,
you won the Mini Challenge,

so you get to pick
your partner.

Who do you choose?

- Come on, Soa.

[all exclaiming]

I chose Soa because
that's my soul sister.

- And now, Kween Kong, you get
to choose for the other queens.

[all exclaiming]

- Now that Kween
has the power to do

the picking and the pairing,

is she gonna play nice
or naughty?

Does anybody have a coin
in here we can flip?

[bell dings]

- With great power comes
great responsibility.

Which queen do you choose
for Alyssa?

- I think I'm gonna go
with Miss Eva for Alyssa.

- Ooh.

- Oh, Eva is definitely
Edwards material--

beauty extraordinaire.

- All right, which queen do you
choose for Kitty Scott-Claus?

- I think I'm going to go
with Miranda for Kitty.

- [gasps] Oh!

Miranda, she's a kooky
little character, isn't she?

Oh, yay!

I think she's gonna be
brilliant

in the House of Scott-Claus.

- Which queen do you choose
for Nehellenia?

- I think I'm going to go
with Pythia for Nehellenia.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Pick your queen.

Oh, my God.

I'm with Pythia, my love.

- Now, which queen
do you choose for Tessa T.?

- Tessa, I think
I'm gonna give you Athena.

- Yes.
- Yay!

Come here.

We have similar features.

And most importantly, the bitch
does not have eyebrows,

so I feel A-OK.

- And that means Gala Varo
will go to Vanity Vain.

- Yes.

- Yes.

- Yeah.

- I've sent home Gala.

But I still want her
because I miss her so much,

and she has a pretty face.

- I miss you.

- Missed you too.

- Now, remember,
we are looking for a strong

family resemblance.

And to have some fun,
feel free to use

the Facetune app
to preview your looks.

To the All Stars
still competing,

our returning queens are
here to have a good time.

But tomorrow, one of you
will be going home.

On that happy note, I'll leave
you to get reacquainted.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best
Global Glamazon win.

[cheering]

- Baby.

- [laughs]

- Oh, my God.

Oh, it's so good to see you.
I missed you.

- Baby.
- How are you?

- I'm doing so good.
I feel good.

And I'm really good now.

When you picked me,
I was like, ah.

- Oh, baby,
it was a no-brainer.

I was like, listen,
who do you want?

Soa.
[laughs]

- Exactly.
I was like, pick me, pick me.

- You know, our theme
for this makeover

is Black and brown
excellence, baby.

- Exactly--the excellence
of the Black community, baby.

- I need to bring out
the inner Kween Kong in you.

- No shade.

- That's why I won
my challenge.

- We can do so much for that.
- We can go in so many ways,

but I want us to go,
like, high fashion.

I want us to go elegant.

Like, it's, like, very, like,
Schiaparelli...

- Yes.

- You know, like,
Beyoncé-esque.

Like, when you turn the corner,
like, Ru's gonna be like, gag.

- Mm-hmm.

- And we're gonna shut it down.

- And baby, the runway.

We're going be like, kick,
kick-kick, kick-kick, kick.

We're gonna hear that
kick, kick-kick, kick-kick...

[trilling]

Yeah, bitch.

I'm so happy.

- Welcome to
the House of Edwards.

- Oh, my goodness.

I feel so good.

- I'm so excited, yeah.

This is a big challenge for me.

I'm sure you saw "All Stars 2."

- Yes, definitely.

- This was the moment where
I felt like all of my dreams

had just been, like, shattered.

You know,
the Makeover Challenge,

it gives me nightmares.

It was my final exit
on "All Stars 2."

I can't help but be
haunted by that moment.

The last time I did this,
I did it with my sister.

- Oh, yeah--yes.

- And it was so emotional
because we were dealing

with the loss of our mom,
which it was

really, really hard to find
that inner joy and excitement.

It was hard to, like,
sashay away and go,

I may never get
this chance again.

But here I am.

So what I came up with is,

I want to do this
whole, like, bees.

When you think of a honeybee,
their nests are together.

They're tight.

They protect the queen
at all costs.

- Yeah.

- So I want us to be
like the killer bees.

Because we're going
to serve fierce face...

- Oh, yes.

- Make lots of sweet honey,
light up the stage,

and stick together.

I do want to give you, like,

a Southern, like,
Alyssa Edwards'

House of Edwards bee-yow.

- Oh, yes.

That will be amazing.

I'm really excited.

I can wear a trash bag,
but this face

will always look gorgeous
and painted for the gods.

And now someone else is
gonna do it for me.

God, please guide Alyssa.

- This is gonna be us with,
like, biker jackets and thongs.

- Oh, I love thongs.

- We know.

But you have to tuck this time,
and you have to wear pads.

- OK, I can do that.
- That's something new.

- I'm glad you still here.
- Yeah, me too.

- You send me home,
but I love you so much.

And I think that our last
lip sync was really fun.

- Yeah, I had so much fun.

- That was fun.
- Oh, my God.

- How do you feel it?
How do you feel right now?

- You know, like,
I've been so much in my head,

like, a couple weeks ago.

But now I just feel like
I'm just here to have fun.

I'm just here to have fun.

Everything is a win.

I get to get up there on stage
and do my shit

in front of the world's
biggest drag queen

on the biggest show
in the world.

Like, that's a win.

- Yeah.

- Oh, before I think,
I want to say that I'm sorry.

When I left, I was very rude
with your pink dress.

This dress is shit.

[laughter]

I was a bit angry
I was in the bottom.

I still think I just
didn't deserve it.

- I'll say this in my defense.

It was a ball, so not just
the last look counted,

but all three of them.
- Exactly.

- And I hated my last dress
too, but you know.

- [laughs]
- All right.

- So what did I miss?

- So I won a challenge.

- OK, congratulations.

Which one?

- The sewing challenge.
- OK.

- I was in full ostrich.

I had Alyssa's material.

* *

Uh-huh!

[laughs]

And I plan on doing
the same with you.

- OK, but you've been
doing good, huh?

- I'm a bit upset,

because this morning,
when we were doing, like,

the Mini Challenge,

it was like a voting poll.

The question was,
who's the next to go?

And the majority voted for me,
which I think

was a little upsetting, but...

- OK, but you're not
here to prove them.

- Exactly.

It was kind of upsetting
that the girls

had already counted me out.

I'm kind of used to being
underestimated.

But I've been proving the girls
wrong since episode 1.

And this challenge is not
gonna be any different.

I really do want
to make you the bombshell.

- [laughs] OK.

- Do you know what?
Like, we never had

a Makeover Challenge
on my season,

but I have put people
in drag in the past.

- Uh-huh.

- But obviously,
I've never had, like,

complete freedom to be like,

right, this is my vision.

- I never had my face
painted for it.

- Have you not?

- Never.

- I'm gonna make you blonde
and snatched.

- Ooh.

- And oh, we can put some
big old tits in there.

- Oh, the tits I love.

- Yeah.

We're going classic Kitty.

So we're gonna be doing,
like, a '90s, like, nightie,

like Britney Spears
"Lucky" vibe.

- Of course.

- It's gonna be really cute.

- Oh, I love cute.

- Have you ever done--

right, I don't mean this
as a read--

but have you ever done,
like, cute before?

- [sarcastic laughter]

First explain
how this is not a read.

- Because I said it
with a smile.

[bell dings]
Have you ever done cute before?

- Yeah, bitch.

- [laughs]

- You miss me a lot?
- I did miss you a lot.

And I want you,
out of all of these bitches,

to make it to the end.

Because they're shady.

- Yeah.

OK, family resemble.

I will think to do, like,
a "Sailor Moon" glamour,

but also a goddess.

- Bitch, this is so me.

- Yeah.

And also because I was known
for "in the name of the moon,"

"in the name of the moon."

And I think about the moon
and the blue moon.

- I think this is great.

This is so us.

- Yeah, and for me,

the makeover is very important.

Because in my season, I was
in the top a lot of time,

but I never win, like...

- Like now.

- Like this season.

But I won
the Makeover Challenge.

- Oh, my God.

Congrats.

- I'm a makeup artist,
so I can do makeup

in another people face.

- That's not a problem.

- And I think it's very me.

But if I see the blue one,
can I say, like, it's very you?

- It is very me.

I'm like the dark twin,

and you're like the light twin.
- Yeah.

We can show both sides
of the moon.

- Exactly.

Oh, my goodness.

- Because together,
we are a full moon.

- Oh, let's do that.

[bell dings]

- Oh, that's so cute.

[upbeat music]

[bell dings]

- Hey, squirrel friends.

[all exclaiming]

I've got the minister
of makeup here.

- Oh!
- Oh.

- Yes!

- Miss Raven is considered

the current drag makeup Bible.

- That face was
the first one I tried to copy

when I started doing drag.

- I literally have
learnt so much

of my makeup skills
just by looking at

what she's done
to Ru's makeup.

- Kween Kong and Soa de Muse,
come on down.

Say hello to the minister
of de makeup.

- Hi, Raven.
How you going?

- Good. How are you?

- You look amazing.
Oh, my God.

- Hi, sis.
- Hi.

- Is there anything
you've always wanted

to ask Raven about makeup
but were afraid to ask?

- Yeah.

What would you fix
on both of our faces?

- Everything.
[laughter]

- Right.
[laughs]

- Actually, no.

I think you got the one tip

that really will help you out.

That's just adding
a little warmth.

Especially when you're on
the stage and under the lights,

you want to just
warm it up some.

- Yeah, yeah.

- But other than that,
I think whatever you do,

you're gonna do on her.

- Yes, absolutely.

- So you're in very good hands.

- Yeah, I know that.

I know that.
- Yeah.

- And what was your strategy

with pairing the other queens?

- I wanted to be fair.
You know, I feel like--

- Fair?
- Yeah.

No, because the thing is,
why would I

sabotage them when
they sabotage themselves?

[laughter]

- Oh, my gosh.

Well, listen, get back to work.

Cannot wait.
- Thank you.

- Merci beaucoup.
- Thank you, Miss Raven.

Thank you so much.

- All right, Alyssa Edwards
and Eva La Queen,

come on over.

Look at this yellow and black.

It's coordinated
with everything

you're wearing right now.
- Yeah.

We're gonna be killer bees.
- Killer bees.

- Ooh.

- And as
the drag mother I am,

I am letting her nurture
off my royal jam.

- Uh-huh.

- And I'm gonna be sending her
out to create her own hive.

- Ooh, OK.

- Oh, I love it.

Now, Eva, you are a flamboyant
queen, the same way

that this one here is.
- Yes.

I've been watching
Alyssa Edwards even

before I started doing drag.

And it's just amazing
to be painted by her.

I've never been painted
by anyone else.

- Really?
- Never?

- Never.

- Are you gonna go with
what she has already done,

or are you going to
change it up for her?

- I did kind of consult
with her.

We had a consultation.
- Mm-hmm.

- She's never worn
bottom lashes...

- Oh.
- Which is new for me.

- So I said,

would you be open
to giving it a try?

- Mm-hmm.
- And she said,

I would be to giving it a try.

- All right.

OK, I can't wait to see
what you guys

turn out on the runway.

It's gonna be fun.

Vanity Vain, now,

you sent Gala Varo home,
didn't you?

- Mm-hmm.

- Is it awkward
meeting back up again?

- No, I love this
human being so much.

- [laughs]

- I think I can do a really
good transformation on her.

She doesn't use pads.

She doesn't tuck.

And I want to do
all of that to her.

- So you want to get
your hands on that tuck?

- Yeah, that's the goal.
- [laughs]

- Uh-huh.

So what do you have planned?

- I have planned that we gonna
be little flight attendants.

- Flight attendants?

On what airline?
- Vain Airline.

- Oh, on Vain Airline.

Now, tell me this.

How will you elevate
this outfit?

- Put a lot of rhinestones
and, well, a lot of hair.

- A lot of hair?
- Yeah, a lot of hair.

- OK.

- RuPaul wants me
to elevate this look,

but I don't really know
how to do it

more than we're gonna have
really big hair

and a lot of charisma.

I'm just gonna stick
with my plan.

- Well, thank you, ladies.
- Thank you.

- Welcome back, Gala.
- Gracias.

- Lovely.

- Puss, puss--oh, kiss,
kiss, I should say.

Puss, puss sounds
weird in English.

- Yes.
- I like puss, puss.

- Puss, puss.
- [laughs]

- Have you ever done
the kind of drag

that Kitty Scott-Claus does?

- No.

I never went this basic.

- [laughs]

[laughing]

- [laughing]

Tessa T., now,
you've been paired with Athena.

Did you all get to know each
other while you were here?

- A bit, but to be honest,

I found her very annoying.

- That's right.

- So I'm glad to have this
moment to reconnect and see--

- That's right.

- If she is indeed as
annoying as you thought.

- As you thought she was.

So how has the reunion
gone so far?

- I mean, I don't really blame
her for finding me annoying.

Part of me was kind of
really nervous to be, like,

in a room with all finalists.

And I was the least known one

and the one who did
the least well.

So, of course,
I had to be loud.

- To make your presence known.

- Absolutely.

- Yes.

Now, when everyone voted
that you would be

the one most likely to go home,

there was an energy shift
in your body.

What was going
through your head?

- I was very upset.
- You were?

- Uh-huh.

I felt kind of betrayed
by the group.

But you know,
a wise lady once said,

what others say about you
is none of your business.

And that's what
I'm gonna stick to here.

- All right.
- Exactly.

- You've been a joy
in this competition.

I just want you to know.

I know that they may have hurt
your feelings or whatever,

but there's something
very endearing about you.

Because you're trying.

You try really hard.

You want everyone to love you.

And just know that the people,
when they see this,

they're gonna love you.

Because you are so unique
and so hungry.

And we--we love that.

- I know that right now
is a moment

that will stay with me forever.

Hearing from the RuPaul
that I am not just enough,

but good is
just what I've came here for.

I feel like
I've come full circle.

- You're on your way, darling.

- Thank you so much.

- Miranda
and Kitty Scott-Claus,

as I live and breathe.
- Hello, hello.

- Now, you're a couple
I would have never

guessed in a million years...

- Why?
- Would be together.

- Why?

- No, exactly.

Why? [laughs]

- Well, Ru, do you know what?

- Why do you think
Kween put you two together?

- Well, I think it is
because it's gonna be so funny.

And also, like, we're, like,
complete opposites.

- Now, Miranda, you know,
your drag is very structural

and avant garde.

Have you ever done
the kind of drag

that Kitty Scott-Claus does?

- No.

I never went this basic.

But I'm kinda into it, like--
- [laughing]

[laughter]

- You angry little man.

- Sorry.

- Remember,
she's putting you in drag.

- Oh, yeah.

But I'm not afraid to be ugly--

never been.

No.

- Don't be cow.

- Oh, my God.

- Kween, I want
to change partners.

[laughter]

I've got a drag name
for her already.

- What is it?
- Puppy Scott-Paws.

- [laughs]

- I thought it was
Puppy Got-Balls.

- That depends on this,
sweetheart.

- OK.

- Puppy Scott-Paws.

- Yeah.
- I love it.

Well, listen, if you bring
to this challenge everything

you've brought to the others,
you should do very well.

- I'm gonna win again.

- Yes.

- I'm gonna win.
- [laughs] Good.

All right, ladies,
I'll let you get back to it.

Welcome back.
- Thank you so much.

- I can't wait to see
how it turns out.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

It's Nehellenia and Pythia.

Now, Pythia is known
for her costumes.

You're happy with the concept?

- I'm very happy, yeah.

It's sparklier than
anything I've ever worn,

and I'm very excited.

- Have you ever had anyone else
do your makeup?

- No, never, actually.

I've done a lot of
people's makeup,

but no one has ever painted me.

- Huh.

- But I need to cover up that.

And it is not very easy.

- Let me--yeah, you've got--

- A lot of hair, also here.

But I need to cover here.

- And Pythia, how do you
cover your brows?

- I just use a glue stick.

Yeah, I--
- That's it?

- That's it, nothing else--
just two layers.

- It's impossible.

- We'll keep our fingers,
toes, and eyes crossed for you.

- Thank you.

- Actually, you do
very beautiful makeup.

- Thank you so much.

I am a makeup artist in Italy--

not male drag makeup.

But I won my makeover
in my season.

- Oh, you did.

- Yeah, I did.

So I want to win,
also, this one.

RuPaul, listen to me.
- OK.

- Maybe it can be my first win
in this competition, RuPaul.

- Oh, that's right.

You haven't won yet.

- No, never.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I'm quite confident that
this time, I can shine.

Maybe this time is my time.

- Listen up, All Stars.

All Stars, listen up.

Tomorrow, you'll make your
new drag family debuts

on the main stage,
where we will be joined

by our extra-special
guest judge

from "Drag Race Germany,"
Dianne Brill.

- Yeah!

[all exclaiming]

- Don't play with my Dianne.

- Oh, and one more thing.

To further celebrate
this reunion,

I want you to add some
razzle-dazzle to your runway

as you choreograph
your catwalk to my song

"Bring Back My Girls."

- Yeah!

- Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

[cheering]

[playful music]

- Bitch, these are amazing.

How did you fit all
this in your bags?

- [laughs]

- I don't know.

- What the fuck?

- In the Makeover
Challenge, the important

is not the outfit.

And maybe it's not,
also, the makeup.

It's the chemistry
between two person.

- All the way around.

Look, stick your ass out.

5, 6, 7, go.

Doo, doo,
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.

And then look--shoom.

And walk for me.

Walk for me.

Walk for me.

- Oh, gorgeous.

- Yeah.
- Oh!

- God.

- Oh, that is beautiful.

- She's got this boa...

- Oh, wow.

- That I made, just roughly.

- Oh, it's so like Diana Ross.

- Right?

- Let's see your best
impression of me.

No, don't do that on the stage.

- [laughs]

- It doesn't work!

- Use a toothbrush.

- What?

- No, actually, it works
better than these brushes.

- That'll be--he could
do, like, a reveal.

He'd be like, motherfucker.

- So it's like this?

- Don't you want to get,
like, naked first?

- I am naked.

- Do you want me to do that?

- Yeah, because I can do that.
- We'll choreograph it.

- OK, no problem.

- Yeah, that's my girl.

Good girl.

- Sometimes I wear pads,
but I never wear breasts.

But actually, I'm very excited.

Because I think having breasts
that move well is very funny.

- Oh, my God.

- The titties, mama.

- Choices.

- Maybe I have to sew in
some more hair to this one.

- I always go, like, Thursday.

- Thursday.

- Thursday.

- I'm just not sure
if pink is your color.

- Me, neither.

I hate pink, to be honest.

- OK.

But it's my decision.

- I know.

- But let's use
the Facetune app to see how

this wig would look on you.
- OK.

- Long, wavy, pink hair.

- But bigger.
- Yeah.

We want some volume.

- She's becoming more
and more me by the day.

- Mm.

- Walking down.

Look at the judges.

We give them a little wave.

You go like, call me.

- Don't call me.

- Come back here, bitch.

- Should we go with that?

- Yeah.

[suspenseful music]

- [laughs]

- I don't think pink
is good for you.

- Me, neither.

* *

- Wait.

I think you should have
a look at yourself.

- Yeah, already?
- Yeah.

- OK.

[screams]

- [laughing]

- [laughing]

[upbeat music]

- All right.

[excited chatter]

- Today is the day of the drag
family Makeover Challenge.

The clock is ticking.

We don't have long.

And we have to paint two faces.

- Lovely, darling.

Welcome to the spa
and the salon.

- Do I look like
Sandra Bullock already?

- You always look
like Sandra Bullock.

- You know, I think
I've decided on your name.

- Oh, what's my name?

- I think your name is
going to be Prinny--

Pri-nene.

Prinny is, like,
a short word for princess.

- Oh, yeah--Pri-nene.

I like it.
- Pri-nene.

- Yes, of course. Take it.

- You are so welcome.
- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

Good luck trying to block those
bushman eyebrows over there.

- [laughs]

- I'm definitely
someone that does

not like to rush the beauty.

- Exactly.

- Because it's a process.

It's like a whole
therapeutic process.

Is it for you?
- It is.

It actually is.

- Go like that, like, boop,
boop, boop, boop, boop.

- Ah, faster?
- Mm-hmm.

- Like this?

- Can you suck your cheeks in?

Yeah, cute.

Whoa.

- It's natural.

- You have natural cheekbones.

- Let's see.

You should have blue, and I
should have purple, right?

- Yeah.

- So we match each other.

- I don't have time,
and I need to go faster.

- And you're messing up
because you get so stressed?

- Wait, I think you should have
a look at yourself.

- Yeah, already?
- You look gorge.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- You promise me?
- And we're only, like,

half done.
- OK.

- [screams]

- Cheeky bitch.

- Bitch.

- How y'all feeling
about your new makeup?

- I haven't seen it.

- Did you watch yours?

- No.

I want to be shocked
and surprised.

- Oh, you will be.
- [laughs]

- Ooh-hoo-hoo!

- You look like a stop sign.

- [gasps]

- Yeah, stop what you're doing.

- Stop what you're doing, girl.

- What's going on?

You guys are scaring me.

- Pythia, this isn't
possible, but I think

you might be in the lip sync.

[laughter]

- Open. Oh, hoo-hoo-hoo,
queen diva.

Best-a believe-a.

Oh, my God.

I'm so late.

Guys, how is going?

You have time for
your whole makeup?

- Yeah, of course.

- Because I'm very, very late.

- Ready?

- Ready.

- Get it, girl.

- Oh, bitch.

- Bitch.

- Oh, bitch.

- * Sister *

- Oof, the eyes, bitch.

- Ooh.

- How do you feel?

- I feel like my
eyebrows is too high.

- Too high?

- For my face.

Like, I feel them, like, here.

- Well, they are.

- [laughs]

- All right, we're ready.

- OK, Miranda's done.

- Eva's about to be.

- Nehelly?

- Baby.

- Are you done?
- No.

- No? Oh, my God.

Girl, you have to
paint yourself too.

- Come on.

- [gasps]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

* *

- * Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk *

* Head to toe,
let your whole body talk *

[applause]

- Delivered.

- Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Global All Stars."

Michelle Visage, now,
what is your beauty secret?

- Well, Ru, you know
I love a good facial.

Just always remember
to protect the eyes.

- [laughs]
And don't get any in your hair.

- Exact--well.

- He puts the D in
doppelganger, Jamal Sims.

Jamal, what is
your beauty secret?

- I'm really into facials too.

- Oh, OK.

So it's a thing?

- Yes, it is.
- Trend alert.

[bell dings]

- [laughs]

- Now, Andy Warhol called
her the queen of the night.

From "Drag Race Germany,"
it's Dianne Brill.

Dianne, do you remember
the first time we met?

- Cuddlepuff, absolutely not,
which means it

must have been a great night.

- Absolutely.

[laughter]

This week,
we reunited the nations

as we challenged our
All Stars to make over

their returning sisters.

And tonight, on
the runway, category is

Drag Family Resemblance.

All Stars,
start your engines,

and may the best
Global Glamazon win.

* Bring back my girls *

Category is
Drag Family Resemblance.

Now, bring back my girls.

Up first, representing
Down Under,

Kween Kong and Pri-nene Kong.

- Pri-nenes are one of my
favorite kinds of sandwiches.

- We are serving brown
and Black excellence

on this runway.

We are having the best time.

We are like at
the Academy Awards.

We are not acting right.

We're a little
bit drunk and then

also getting kicked off
the red carpet because

we weren't invited
in the first place.

- * Girl, I got you *

- La-la-la-la-la-la.

- * Mama Ru 'bout to show
you who you was *

- We are giving you the full
Kween Kong experience,

which is glam, strong,
and stupid.

- * Bring back my girls *

* Bring back my girls *

- Adelaide hair show
is wild this year.

[laughter]

- * Where they at,
bring back my girls *

* Get 'em back *

* Bring back my girls,
come on *

Representing
the United States of America,

it's Alyssa Edwards
and Ava Edwards.

- Well, they are clearly
part of the beehive.

- [laughs] Yes.

- Everybody, line up.

Ava Edwards is
making her debut.

And the buzz is
the killer queen bees.

- * Untucking backstage
'fore *

- Watching the judges smile
as we come buzzing

down the runway truly
puts me at ease.

- They get "bzzz-y."

[laughter]

- * Girl, I got you,
lost and found you *

* Mama Ru 'bout to show you
who you was before you went *

* And lost your mind *

* Bring back my girls *

- Show us your stinger.

- * Bring back my girls *

Representing the UK,
it's Kitty Scott-Claus

and Puppy Scott-Paws.

* My girls *

* Get 'em back *

- We are serving teen models
ready for our photo shoot.

Puppy doesn't want
to be here, but our mum

has told us
we've got to go out,

and we've got to earn
that money.

So I'm gonna model
my little socks off,

and I'm gonna drag her
by hook or by crook.

[forced laugh]
Get the fuck on with it.

- I think her Xanax
just kicked in.

[laughter]

- I feel so proud of Miranda.

She literally looks like
she could be

in the Kitty Scott-Claus
family.

- * Bring back my *

- I like this way.
- No, it's that way.

It's that way.

- What's your Sleep
Comfort number?

- 2.

[laughter]

- * Bring back my girls *

- Can I go now?

- Nighty-night.

* Bring back my girls *

Representing Italy,
Nehellenia and Zirconia.

- We are two beautiful sister,
the moon and the blue moon.

Together, we are the full moon

because we complete
each other.

- The man in the moon
is a woman.

- Oh!

- [laughs]

- I think this look
is beautiful.

It's very me.

And I'm so happy that Pythia
is living the Nehellenia

fantasy night now with me.

- Representing Germany, Tessa
Testicle and Athena Breasticle.

[laughter]

- When art imitates life, it's
the actual Dr. Frankenboobie.

- Baby, Dr. Frankenboobie is
back and better than ever.

- You know, this AI thing
is getting scary.

- Yeah.

- She is so proud
to be showing you

her one and only monster.

It's alive!

It is high concept.

It is high drag.

And it is high glamour.

- * Bring back my girls *

What's black and white
and whore all over?

[laughter]

From Sweden,
Vanity Vain and Insanity Vain.

* She goin' back
to the Werk Room *

- Oh, I love Jem
and the Hussygrams.

[laughter]

- We are serving
some airline ladies by day,

secret agents by night,

and rock stars
whenever you like.

- * Bring back my girls *

* Bring back my girls *

- What's their favorite band?

Metallica.

- * Bring back my girls *

* Where they at *

* Bring back my girls *

* Get 'em back *

* Bring back my girls *

- [laughs]

* Bring back my ladies *

* Bring back my girls *

- I definitely want
to go to that party.

- The family resemblance
was not there.

- And we've seen
that narrative before.

It gets a little tiresome.

[laughing]

- [laughing]

Welcome, Global All Stars.

- Hi.

- It's so nice to have

the whole gang
back together again.

Now it's time for
the judges' critiques.

First up, Kween Kong.

Now, this is
Soa de Muse before.

And this is Pri-nene Kong.

- Ha-ha.

- Bonjour.

- This tonight is
just phenomenal.

You are such an
incredible painter.

Soa, seeing you like this
is like, ooh, girl.

- Soa, this is amazing for you.

Have you ever been painted
close to this before?

- No.

I recognize myself
in the same time.

- Yes.

I recognize you for
the first time tonight.

- Wow.

- You have finally emerged as
the superstar that you are.

- Thank you so much.

- What I love so much
is the unity you had.

It was like you loved each
other, like literal sisters.

- To me, you guys represent
brown and Black excellence.

- Down.

- The presentation was amazing.

The choreography, it felt
so natural and comfortable.

You guys were awesome tonight.

- Up next, Alyssa Edwards.

Now, this is
Eva Le Queen before.

And this is Ava Edwards.

- It was so fun
to watch you two.

I think the family resemblance
is there, without being twins.

And it was just a joy.

- Why did you give Ava two
stingers, and you have none?

[laughter]

- Well, she is the daughter,

and I am the mother
with the crown.

- Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.

I see.
I see.

- There we go.

- Ava, what did she do
with the makeup

that you've never done before?

- She used those tapes.

She, like, taped me back.

- Wait, excuse--
what are they called, tapes?

I've never heard
of that before.

[laughter]

Help me understand
what they do.

- It's like this
elastic thing that you

put at the back of your head.

- Interesting.

[laughter]

Up next, Kitty Scott-Claus.

Now, this is Miranda before.

And this is Puppy Scott-Paws.

- Ruff, ruff.

- Now, I'm always
the hard-ass all of a sudden,

but I have to say something.

I didn't get the sister thing
when you were not into it,

and you were into it.

I didn't understand
what you were saying to me.

- I see the resemblance.

- Yeah.

- I just think
it's a little simple.

- A little simple--

thank you.

- You know, it is
a little simple

compared to the other girls.

And we've seen
that narrative before.

It gets a little tiresome.

Miranda, I've never seen you do
your makeup like this before.

- Yes.

- Do you think
you look beautiful?

- Yes. I'm young.

I'm fresh.

I'll be back in Brazil,
and I have some games to do.

[laughter]

- Up next, Nehellenia.

Now, this is Pythia before.

And this is Zirconia.

- Ooh.

- Yes.

- Something about
the combination

with the way these
feathers were swinging

when you were walking--

we wanted to be with you.

We wanted to be
part of that party.

I definitely want
to go to that party.

- You've got the sparkle.

You've got the texture
of the feathers.

You've got the headpieces.

Everything is on point.

It is a showstopper.

- The way you guys graced
the stage and the choreography

that you came up with
was excellent.

This was absolutely amazing.

- The feathers,
the contrasting colors,

the family resemblance
is there.

I know this is different
makeup for you,

and it's freaking you out.

But it looks so beautiful
to see you

in a different light, Pythia.

Brava.
- Thank you.

- Really well done.

- Up next, Tessa T.

Now, this is
Athena Likis before,

and this is Athena Breasticle.

[laughter]

- Tessa and I go back
from "Drag Race Germany."

- Hi, Mom.

- And what I love to see,
and I have to say it,

Tessa, is that you didn't just
take the attention all on you.

You were very serious
about honoring your twin.

And I thought
that was a beautiful thing.

- The concept was high concept.

Your story was there.

However, what was
missing a little bit

for me was family resemblance.

Though you created her,
even her makeup's different.

- I disagree with
Michelle this time.

I think that if I saw you all
at a party, I would be like,

oh, you're Testicles' daughter.

You know what I mean?

I would feel the resemblance.

- It is not family resemblance.

But it is very daring
and, actually, fashion forward.

Do you ever wear a breastplate?

- It's my first time.

- Will it be your last time?

- Yeah, because my back
hurt a lot.

[laughter]

- But you've got all that
booty to even it out.

- Right.
- Where?

- Oh.

[bell dings]
- I can't see it.

- Up next, Vanity Vain.

Now, this is Gala before.

And this is Insanity.

- [laughs]
I actually like the outfits.

I like the costuming.

It is a little simple,
but it's cute.

You were young and sassy.

I don't know why you didn't
do your white eyebrow,

just because I feel like
that's one of your trademarks.

So for me, the family
resemblance was not there.

- I wanted some kind
of majorette thing

or circus thing, just something
to define the look for me.

- You do look like
two girls in a girl group.

I think the family resemblance
isn't really there.

Gala, when she told you that
your name would be Insanity,

did you object?

- No, not at all.

I love it.

- I think it fits perfectly.

[laughter]

- Ladies, I think
we've heard enough.

To our returning queens,
thank you for playing dress-up.

- Thank you.
- It was so fun.

Thank you for having me.

- Thank you very much.

- And to our All Stars,

while you untuck
in the Werk Room,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.
- Grazie.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.

[engine revving]

- Ah--oh.

- Yeah.

- We're back in "Untucked,"

and I'm feeling really happy
about my critiques,

but I also feel
a little bit confused

about some
of the other critiques.

I'm really trying to sit
on my feelings,

but I feel a bubbling,

and like, I gotta rumble
in the jungle.

- Why don't we
start with you guys.

They absolutely loved
this, as all of us did.

- It's incredible.

- It's not all about the dress.

I think me and Pythia have
a very good chemistry.

So thank you so much.

- Of course.

Thank you,

- I love you all
so, so, so much.

- Love you too.
It was great.

This is amazing.

- OK, so they also loved
you guys, Soa and Kween.

- Yeah.

- Gorgeous.

- I'm happy they
catch our connection.

Because we really have
this kind of connection.

- Yeah.

For me, I think you're
the one with the most

strongest family resemblance.
- Yeah.

100%.

- Soa was coming to me,
and I thought

it was you for a second.
- Right.

- It was so, so good.

- What about you, Kitty?

- Oh, I'm a bit pissed off,
to be honest.

Apart from, maybe,
Kween and Soa,

I'd say we were, like,
the closest looking.

- But they say that.

They say you look like
family resemblance.

Just, it was a bit basic.

- Yeah, which is shit.

Because the thing is I
didn't come here to be basic.

I came here to be--
oh, shit.

I don't want to cry.
- Oh, baby.

- I feel like this is gonna be
so detrimental to my place

in the competition.

And I feel like
I've done so well.

And I just--oh, it's stressing
me out that this could be it.

- They say it's basic
but beautiful.

They didn't say
it's basic and ugly.

- I mean, look at Pythia.

[laughs]

- All of these girls
are sitting there being,

lovely, girl, this is so cute.

You can feel how
fake this shit is.

I'm about to explode because
this is too much bullshit.

- What are you talking about?

- You could have
blended the beard

or maybe just shaped
the jawline a little bit.

- I feel like Kween's
saying everything

that we're all thinking.

Like, she looks like a bloke.

- This is stunning.

You did such a good job.
- Thank you.

- And I think this is
your week, finally.

- Yeah, I know.

But I don't see
the family resemblance,

just being completely honest.

I literally thought you guys

were going to be in the bottom.

I was so gagged when
they were like, oh, my God.

They were just talking about
the dresses the whole time.

And I don't mean to be a bitch,
but I was just like,

am I looking at the same thing?

- I'm staying the hell
up out of this.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I'm just doing this.

* *

- I don't agree.

The eyes makeup--

- Obviously, the judges
loved the dress too.

- It's totally
my signature makeup.

- This night, for me,
it was so good.

I'm feeling great.

You can't ruin this night.

Sorry.

- I'm just saying,
family resemblance,

it could be a sister--
it could be a brother.

That's just my opinion.

If you win, you deserve it.

- Yeah, and I appreciate
your opinion.

- We all have them,
like assholes, they say.

- I can see your beard.

Oh, my God.
I just can't.

I just can't.

Girl.

- It's so nice to be back.

[laughter]

- [laughing]

- [laughing]

[dramatic music]

Welcome back, All Stars.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

Nehellenia,

this week on the runway,

we were over the moon.

* *

Condragulations.

You're the winner
of this week's challenge.

[cheering]

- Thank you so much.

* *

- You've won a cash prize of
$10,000, courtesy of Facetune.

You may join the other girls.

- Grazie.

- Yay!

- Finally!

You can say whatever you want,

but, baby, the win is mine.

The $10,000 is mine.

And it's not yours.

Bye.

- Alyssa Edwards, Kween Kong,

you are both safe
to slay another day.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- You may join the other girls.

* *

Kitty Scott-Claus,
your presentation was dreamy,

but your looks were
a bit of a snooze.

Tessa T., we admired
your creation

but wanted more
family relation.

Vanity Vain, tonight,
you looked like rock stars,

but you weren't
top of the pops.

Tessa T...

- [gasps]

- You are safe.

- [gasps] Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I was ready to lip sync,
but I survived

by the skin of my teeth.

- You may join the other girls.

- Thank you so much.

- I thought Tessa and Vanity
were gonna be in the bottom.

Now Kitty's in the bottom.
I don't get this.

Like, this is a weird night.

- Two Global All Stars
stand before me.

- I have never
been in the bottom.

I've never had to
lip sync before.

I feel like my whole
body is shutting down.

I feel like the world's
coming in around me.

I hate this.

[dance music]

- This is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

* *

- I've sent home three
bitches already,

so I'm gonna do it with Kitty,
also.

I'm ready.

- The time has come for you
to lip sync for your life.

* *

- Vanity has an
amazing track record,

but I'm not going to go
down without a fight.

I'm going to give them
a show, no matter what.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[Cher's "Believe"]

- * After love, after love,
after love *

* After love, after love *

* After love, after love,
after love *

* After love, after love *

- In true Kitty form,

she had something
up her sleeve,

and it's a microphone.

- * No matter how hard I try *

- [laughing]

- * You keep
pushing me aside *

* And I can't break through *

* There's no talking to you *

* It's so sad that
you're leaving *

* It takes time
to believe it *

* But after all
is said and done *

* You're gonna be
the lonely one *

* Oh *

* Do you believe
in life after love *

* *

* I can feel something
inside me say *

* I really don't think
you're strong enough, no *

* What am I supposed to do *

* Sit around
and wait for you *

* Well, I can't do that *

* And there's no
turning back *

* I need time to move on *

* I need love to feel strong *

* 'Cause I've had time
to think it through *

* And maybe
I'm too good for you *

* Oh, do you believe
in life after love *

- [laughs]

* I can feel something
inside me say *

* I really don't think
you're strong enough, no *

* Well, I know that
I'll get through this *

* *

* 'Cause I know
that I am strong *

* And I don't need you
anymore *

* Oh, I don't need you
anymore *

* Oh, I don't
need you anymore *

- Come on, Kitty. Come on.

- * No, I don't
need you anymore *

* *

* Do you believe in
life after love *

* I can feel something
inside me say *

* I really don't think
you're strong enough, no *

* Do you believe in
life after love *

* I can feel *

- And then the shoe
goes flying.

Bitch, that's a wrap.

* I really don't think
you're strong enough, no *

- [screams]

[laughs]

[indistinct chatter]

Whoo!

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

Kitty Scott-Claus,
shantay, you stay.

[applause]

- Thank you so much.

- You may join the other girls.

- Fuck me--after seeing
the medic, my love.

[laughter]

Thank you.

Love you, baby.

- Stupid cow.

Love you.

- Vanity Vain, my queen,
you are and will always be

an international icon.

[bell dings]

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you so much
for having me here.

This has been a blast.

I love you, girls.

- We love you too.

- We love you, Vain.

- All right, Insanity.

- All right.

- Love you so much, baby.

- Love you, baby.

* *

- Puss in a puss?

[kisses]

- [laughs]

- Yeah.

- Condragulations, All Stars,

and remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.
- All right.

Now let the music play.

* Playing
with the game of love *

* *

* Winner, baby *

* *

* Winner, baby *

* *

* Oh, baby,
I'm a, I'm a winner *

[laughing]

- Next time on
"RuPaul's Global All Stars"...

I want each of you to create
a queertastic tourism spot.

- The top four is, like, here.

I need to do one step.

But if it's a wrong step,
I can't make it.

- And action.

- Do you have a girlfriend?

- [laughs] I like that one.

- Are you looking
for the greatest

adventure of your life?

- Do you want to pick
your nose every time?

- [crying]

- You nailed it
every fucking week.

- Thank you.
It's happy tears, I promise.

- * Can you feel the love *

[upbeat music]

* *