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Well, what about in boxers or are we naked, you say?
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Look, you lie down naked next to me
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Side and I eat your sleeping cock,
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I'll let you know.
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Yes.
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What?
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What's going on?
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What?
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These are too fast for a romantic like
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me.
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A romantic?
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Yes, an old romantic.
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Yes, like Snow White, right?
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Where the prince comes and tells
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the dwarfs.
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Hey, is she wearing
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underwear or is she naked under this little cloth?
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Well, come on.
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Let's go to sleep.
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But!
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What?
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You have a second.
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Tell me, it's very late, will you take us to sleep?
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Yes, my shorts.
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Did you give it to me in the cold?
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Do you use soft brushes?
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Yes, why?
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Don't you want to brush with a thick one?
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Son of...
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Here, kid, your grandmother ate a booger.
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Didn't you want it as a vegetable?
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Ah, yes, huh?
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That's Cupilo, but mine swallows teila,
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don't be a cat.
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Son of a bitch, I have to sleep
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there tonight.
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Maxi.
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I'm telling you seriously.
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How could you do that to me?
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Well, you kept telling me that you promised, that you didn't
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fulfill, that you promised, that you didn't fulfill.
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And well, since you needed me to be happy.
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But we didn't sleep in the same
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bed before.
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Sure, the other day you came in here with the dog's tail
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stuck in you, right?
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But well, maybe that's why you needed me to be a
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happy.
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I'm telling you this for real.
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I have to sleep here tonight.
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Kind of alien, right?
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You laugh, but what I've seen I
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like.
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Of course.
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Not yours, I mean in general.
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Oh, so you didn't like mine?
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No, I know, I didn’t see it well.
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But I'm telling you this for real, okay?
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It's not the same knowing you have
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a cock as it is for me to realize
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that you have one.
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Huge.
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At night she sleeps peacefully, but I lied to you when
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I told you it was a piece of magic
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sublime, huh?
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You aren’t still thinking about my penis, are you?
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Of course I am.
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I can smell it right here on the tip of
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my nose.
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It had a smell.
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Not a bad one.
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But the nice one that hovered over the bed, yes.
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No, it was like that for both of us when
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I lifted the sheet.
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Could be, the night pollution.
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Did you know that right in the middle of
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the night I almost hugged you?
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It was like...
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I was half asleep and sensed your body
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close by.
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And I kind of went to hug you like a
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girlfriend.
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But I got rescued in time.
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Almost.
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Look, don't worry, if you want tonight
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I'll separate the beds a little.
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That way you don't accidentally eat my
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pussy at night.
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You have a bit of a strange pussy, don't you?
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A super developed clitoris.
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Both ovaries are about the size of golf balls
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sticking out.
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It must be ingrained in your
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retina, right?
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Standing.
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You don't know much about vulvas, do you?
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Damn, what a poet, just like my cousin.
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You don't know much about vulvas, do you?
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From Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra.
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Get lost, you act like the fine creator of
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I like poop and it arrives from the
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dawn dragging the smell of your dick in.
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my nose.
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Really.
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And?
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Were you with girls?
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Yes, I was, I was with girls.
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How?
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Well, like you, with my dick inside
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of them.
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Before being gay?
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No, afterwards.
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So, a friend who...
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who had the same little game as you, just
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that they managed to bend me and I
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couldn't bend you.
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Come on, I'm telling you for real.
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And how?
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Well, with a friend who...
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who had a crush on me and started doing a
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fine job, like this...
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joke after joke, parties, bets, challenges and
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we ended up having sex.
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What a genius!
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I felt jealous for a moment.
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And...
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did you let it happen?
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Of course I did, I have nothing to lose.
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I mean, I don’t stop being gay.
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No one will think that a gay person stops
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being gay for having sex with their other
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girl.
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And furthermore, if I fell in love with
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her and we started dating, I would still be gay
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and people would think that deep down
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I am still gay.
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Yes, that's true.
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But in your case, it's different.
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But if you had sex with me, people would automatically
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say that...
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you're gay and that you've always been
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gay.
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It's true.
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Even if you keep saying that you're straight.
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And what if we started dating, you and I,
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I assure you that there was no one who said...
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I believe that this boy in
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The background is hetero.
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Yes, it is true.
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And did you like it?
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I loved it.
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Did you love it?
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Yes.
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Well, if you enjoyed being with a girl.
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It's because you still haven't been with a great one.
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how are you.
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How crazy that you liked it.
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And well, after all, it is
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the same, right?
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No, it's not the same.
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I would tell you that the girls are...
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they are softer, like flowers.
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And boys are more like trees, they know
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rougher, tougher.
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Still, I’m kind of soft too, I think.
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I’m like, gentle, I don’t have much hair.
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Well, it was a generalization.
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Nothing is fixed.
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Obviously, based on my experience, girls are
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simply softer.
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What a shame that you’re so soft, because then
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I won’t notice the difference well.
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Don’t worry, I’ll toughen up.
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I’ll go to the water.
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I’ll make you really rough.
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Do you really think we can all be like
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bisexual?
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No, look, actually, it’s the gays who
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believe that the least.
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A straight guy looks at you and he's gay.
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A straight guy gets aroused and he's gay.
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Or a straight guy goes out partying and is
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he's a little crazy and is
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gay.
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But I think nothing is fixed, that
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we can all become bisexual, as
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my cousin's girlfriend says.
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Although I also think there are many sharks.
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Shark?
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Shark?
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Haven't you ever heard of it?
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Shark, every now and then eats a
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man.
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And they are hetero.
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Look, you, you could sleep with me and even
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fall in love with me and still be hetero.
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Or hetero bi.
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Come on, you're selling me cats for hares.
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This groundwork ends well at night.
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Yes, that's right.
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A little kiss on the arm, that's my style.
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It's just skin.
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What difference could there be between sucking your arm
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or sucking a pencil's body?
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Because when I realize it, I already
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have it here, dude.
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Look, you think whatever you want.
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I'm telling you what I think, I'm not
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trying to convince you.
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I know, I'm just messing with you.
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I already know that you're messing with me.
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Arm skin technique.
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Look, you've already sucked on a finger,
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right?
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Well, tonight you suck my cock
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while focusing on thinking it’s an arm and that
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it’s a big finger.
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Inflamed.
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A big, inflamed finger, with no bone.
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No bone?
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No, with how hard it gets
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with you, you're going to think I have a bone
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there.
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A femur.
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Well, wait, listen.
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Did you see at the beginning of starting the space with
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the monkeys?
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Yes.
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Well, there one of the monkeys grabs the
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femur and starts hitting it against other
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bones.
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It's true.
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But wait, why are you so sure that
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it's a femur?
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I don't understand why you're so sure
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that it's a femur.
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It's like saying that the skin of the
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arm is the same as that of the penis.
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If supposedly you haven't eaten any.
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Well, I'm not so sure about that.
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No, no, but that it's a femur,
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it's a femur, okay?
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I know how many times I saw that
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movie and how sick I discovered it was from
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when I was a kid.
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I mean, I'm sure.
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You are so gay, dude, that the kids your
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age were watching cable TV
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to see if they could catch a show and you
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were there watching Horizontal Space.
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That's life.
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Who would have said that fate would
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put me dating an astronaut?
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And you?
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What had you done?
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Nothing, I...
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videos of operas.
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What?
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Yeah, okay, nothing normal.
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I mean, Mozart.
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Well, there you go, the same.
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I mean, who would have said that the
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