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♪ All the crazy shit
I did tonight... ♪
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Welcome to the Bro House,
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a nonstop party
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where the only rule is bro rule.
And who are we?
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♪ That would be the best
therapy for me... ♪
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Chug, chug, chug!
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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That's what we say around here.
That's how we roll.
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We're not gonna do all the
crazy shit that everyone else
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is doing.
We're gonna go crazier.
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We're gonna be better.
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What's up, everybody?
It's your boy Zinn.
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Uh, I'm 26.
I am bad news, they say.
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‐
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We are here in the Bro House.
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What is the Bro House,
you may be asking?
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Well, it's just me
and my three best homeys
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living in this dope‐ass place
doing crazy shit together.
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Whatever feels good, you know?
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‐Welcome to the Bro House!
‐
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No limits, no boundaries.
That's just the way we roll
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around here.
I mean, the crazier the better.
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The Ice Bucket Challenge.
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Fuck you, little bitch!
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Why we gonna do
what everyone else is doing?
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♪ On my, on my 'cence, yeah. ♪
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♪ Girl, it's obvious,
elephant in the room ♪
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♪ And we're part of it,
don't act so confused ♪
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♪ And you love startin' it... ♪
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Hi, I'm Wyatt.
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27. I'm from Newport Beach.
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I like to drink and surf,
always at the same time.
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I'm the laid‐back guy.
People like to think and say
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that it means I'm slow,
but I'm not.
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Um, before I was an influencer,
I was premed.
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Uh, I could've been your doctor.
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Good morning. Are you ready
for your breast exam?
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That's good, right?
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Don't do that. Come on.
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Yo, yo, yo. I'm Barry, 28.
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From Connecticut.
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I'm kind of the tech guy.
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I keep things moving
around here. Put out the fires.
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The Saran Wrap Challenge.
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♪ But try to play it cool... ♪
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Literally, they almost
burned down the house twice.
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I'm‐I'm behind the camera,
mostly.
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Zinn decided that, and I'm...
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I'm totally cool with it.
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♪ I won't ever let a shorty
go and set me up ♪
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♪ Only thing
I need to know is... ♪
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Guys and gals, I'm James.
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Uh, I'm 25.
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I couldn't believe it when the
guys asked me to move in here.
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I‐I had my own YouTube channel
back in Florida
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at my parents' house reviewing
beauty products for guys,
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but this is way better.
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I mean, I wouldn't trade it
for anything.
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The drinking,
the partying, the girls.
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Definitely the girls.
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Can never have
enough girls around.
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♪ Why you always in a mood? ♪
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♪ Fuckin' round... ♪
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Zinn, Wyatt and me‐‐ the fam‐‐
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we're, like, pushing 30,
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‐which is, like, 40
in influencer years.
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You get up there in years,
you become invisible
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to the audience.
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And it's all about
the subscriptions
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and the likes,
and to get those and keep 'em,
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you got to keep riding the edge.
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Least, that's what Zinn says.
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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Yo, guys.
Think we actually got someone.
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What? Where?
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Oh, shit, I see him.
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It's a Christmas miracle.
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Dude, I told you
if we hung out long enough,
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we'd spot a jumper.
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It's Suicide Bridge, bro.
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Dude, a lot of people,
they spiral around the holidays.
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What if he's just out walking?
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On a bridge at this time
dressed like my dad?
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Dude, if I looked like that,
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I'd want to jump, too!
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Maybe we should call the police.
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Call the police? Dude,
they'd never get here in time.
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The dude's ready to fly!
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Zinn, we can't just sit here
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and watch somebody
kill themselves. It's wrong.
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We're not just gonna sit here,
Barry.
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We're gonna record it.
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He wants to go out this way,
it's his God‐given right.
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Shit,
he's climbing over the side.
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Dude. Dude, dude, dude, come on.
Come on. Get... Let's go.
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Get the camera on him.
We've been here 16 hours.
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We're not missing this.
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All right, yo.
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What's up, everybody?
It's your boy Zinn.
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I'm here with Wyatt,
James and Barry.
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You guys
are not gonna believe this.
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‐This is crazy.
‐This dude is about to take
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a permanent vacation,
and we are here to see it.
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Now, will he have the balls?
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I don't know.
We're about to find out.
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Bro House. Bro House.
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Bro House. Bro House. Bro House.
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Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House!
Bro House!
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‐Oh!
‐Oh, shit!
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‐Oh, my God!
‐This is crazy!
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Did you get that?
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That just happened.
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Yo, we got to give it up
for this dude.
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He went out like a boss!
The way he wanted.
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No excuses. No limits.
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Guys, we can't
actually post this.
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Why not? It happened.
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It's an easy
million‐subscriber spike, bro.
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Or a serious backlash.
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Why didn't you say something
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before we spent all night here?
This is getting posted, dude.
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‐It's crazy.
‐Hey, his body landed
over there somewhere.
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We should film it.
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‐You crazy bastard.
‐Let's film it.
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‐No. What?
‐Bro.
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‐We already filmed a dude
killing himself. Like...
‐Come on.
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‐A million subscribers.
‐Million.
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You don't want that?
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Look at his face.
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Come on.
We can't not listen to that.
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Come on. Come on. Come on.
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James?
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That's right.
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Come on, baby.
Come on, baby!
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♪ Just hear
those sleigh bells jingling ♪
♪ Ring tingle tingling, too ♪
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♪ Ring‐a‐ling‐a ding‐dong‐ding ♪
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♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪
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♪ For a sleigh ride together
with you ♪
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♪ Ring‐a‐ling‐a ding‐dong‐ding ♪
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♪ Outside, the snow is falling ♪
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♪ And friends
are calling "Yoo‐hoo..." ♪
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‐Think about it
before you upload it.
‐Man, you got
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to cut the Debbie Downer shit.
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‐I mean, call the police?
Are you serious?
‐Yeah,
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but all it takes
is one bad post.
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Look at Logan Paul or PewDiePie
or Patt Starr.
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Dude, all those people
are still doing their shit,
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and they've got
more subscribers than ever.
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You're living in ancient times.
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We're past
"Charlie Bit My Finger," man.
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People want to see
what they've never seen before.
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Especially because we're closer
to 30 than we are 20.
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You see a lot of 30‐year‐olds
doing this shit?
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‐No.
‐No.
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If we want the views,
we got to up the content,
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or we say bye‐bye to all this.
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The Bro House needs your voice.
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You're funny
when you want to be.
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Promise me
you're gonna get your mojo back.
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Promise!
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Okay. I'll work on it.
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I love you.
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I know what I'm doing.
I'm not an idiot.
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‐Bro House!
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Yeah, I'll take
the other stairs.
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Let's give it up
for one of our hosts, Zinn
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and the Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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And remember, if you need
to keep that holiday energy up,
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just release the Kraken!
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‐Official sponsors of Bro House.
‐
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Okay, in ten seconds,
the next Bro House post goes up,
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and I'm told
it's the craziest ever!
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‐That's right!
‐Let's do the count.
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Ten.
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Nine. Eight.
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Seven. Six. Five.
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Four. Three.
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Two. One.
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What's up, everybody?
It's your boy Zinn.
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I'm here with Wyatt, James
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and Barry. You guys
are not gonna believe this.
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‐This is crazy.
‐This dude
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is about to take
a permanent vacation,
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and we are here to see it.
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Yo, we're gonna hit
four mil tonight. I can feel it!
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‐Fuck four mil. I say five mil.
‐ Bro House!
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‐Five mil.
‐Five mil.
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Five mil. Five mil.
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Five mil! Five mil!
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‐Oh, shit!
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‐Five mil! Five mil!
‐Did you get that?
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‐Five mil! Five mil!
‐This is crazy!
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‐That just happened.
‐Five mil! Five mil!
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Five mil!
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I mean, we got to give it up
for the guy.
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He went out like a boss!
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The way he wanted.
No excuses. No limits.
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That's how you do it.
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ZINN
Yo, this is a nightmare.
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‐What?
‐It says
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we're down
another 50,000 followers.
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Maybe you're reading it wrong.
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Dude, I'm not.
I'm not reading it wrong.
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We're cratering. Hard.
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‐They didn't like the jumper.
‐I'm too afraid
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to read it. I...
Tell me, what'd they say?
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No, don't tell me.
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No, tell me.
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"You guys are sick."
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‐Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
‐No.
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Not good sick, Wyatt. Bad sick.
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Like we need therapy
or something.
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This one says, "You exploited
this man's pain to get likes.
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You should be banned
from the Internet."
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"I hope you die."
"Do the world a favor
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and follow the guy
off the bridge." I mean...
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‐That's hostile, bro.
‐Yeah,
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and this is the nice stuff.
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Barry was right.
I can't believe it.
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By tomorrow,
people won't even remember it.
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Oh, they'll remember.
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The "Bro House is over party"
hashtag
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is trending on Twitter,
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and there's a petition
on Change.org
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to have our channels shut down.
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It's already
at 400,000 signatures.
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Fuck.
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It gets worse.
The dead man's family
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is holding a press conference
this afternoon to denounce us.
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Jesus Christ, what?
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‐Attention whores.
‐I mean,
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it's just gaining speed.
It's only gonna get worse.
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How can we stop it?
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Maybe we make an apology video.
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No. No. No.
We're not doing that.
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All the people who do that,
they get ripped apart.
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They're accused of fake crying,
and they don't mean it,
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and then they get more hate.
We're not doing that.
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Okay,
but we have to do something.
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All right,
you know what I think?
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You know what I think?
250
00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:26,873
We got to go gay.
251
00:11:27,909 --> 00:11:29,411
‐What?
‐Not full gay.
252
00:11:29,444 --> 00:11:31,883
Like, um, "homey" something.
"Homo..."
253
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:34,789
‐Homeysexual.
‐Homose... Yeah.
Okay. Homeysexual.
254
00:11:34,822 --> 00:11:36,993
That's it. Yeah, it's, like,
a movement or something
255
00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,464
‐transcending
heterosexual norms.
‐Yeah, I heard about it.
256
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,736
Chicks dig it when guys...
257
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:44,107
are, like,
affectionate and stuff.
258
00:11:44,141 --> 00:11:45,143
Who the fuck told you that?
259
00:11:45,176 --> 00:11:47,815
I read about it somewhere.
260
00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:51,990
Wh‐What are we talking about
right now?
261
00:11:52,023 --> 00:11:54,461
Dude, hetero guys acting gay,
saying gay shit,
262
00:11:54,494 --> 00:11:56,432
but all the time,
they're not gay.
263
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,069
All you got to do is
say "no homo"
264
00:11:58,102 --> 00:12:00,340
after you do something,
and then you're cool.
265
00:12:00,373 --> 00:12:03,079
‐
‐Yeah, I don't know, guys.
266
00:12:03,112 --> 00:12:05,316
This just smells
like another train wreck.
267
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,822
Yeah. Uh, for once, I'm gonna
agree with Barry on this one.
268
00:12:07,855 --> 00:12:10,226
It's exploitative,
and it's probably offensive.
269
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:11,495
Very offensive to gays,
270
00:12:11,529 --> 00:12:13,199
LBTRs. It's harmful.
271
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,003
Hurtful.
272
00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:16,940
I don't know, I think this
is the kind of thing we need.
273
00:12:16,973 --> 00:12:18,744
I...
We've never tried it before.
274
00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:21,448
‐I'm in.
‐Nice. Yes, that's right.
275
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:23,286
‐There's a shock.
‐Why?
276
00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,323
'Cause I used to review
male beauty products?
277
00:12:25,356 --> 00:12:28,029
‐You said it.
‐So?
278
00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:30,133
‐
‐Oh, what the hell?
279
00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:33,807
No way.
280
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,343
‐Hey! Hey!
‐Uh...
281
00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:38,449
‐Excuse me!
Uh, what are you doing?
‐Hey!
282
00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:41,221
Hey!
283
00:12:41,255 --> 00:12:42,959
Uh, wh‐what are you doing?
284
00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:45,063
‐We're here to grab the stuff.
‐Grab what stuff?
285
00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:46,833
The company said
they suspended your contract,
286
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,336
and they sent us to collect
the promotional materials,
287
00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:50,239
including this
and the Lamborghini.
288
00:12:50,273 --> 00:12:53,312
Did you just say
"the Lamborghini"?
289
00:13:00,026 --> 00:13:01,495
We're going gay.
290
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,838
Rocking that six‐pack, dude.
291
00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,975
No homo.
292
00:13:08,009 --> 00:13:10,514
Sexy six‐pack, bro.
293
00:13:10,547 --> 00:13:13,419
‐No homo. No homo.
‐Thanks, bro.
294
00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:21,368
Seriously,
your six‐pack is sexy, bro.
295
00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:24,509
‐No homo.
‐Thanks, bro. Nine.
296
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,013
‐Seriously,
you're shredded, man.
‐Ten.
297
00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:30,554
If I wasn't into chicks,
I'd have to hold myself back.
298
00:13:30,587 --> 00:13:32,390
No homo.
299
00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:34,562
♪ But I think I'll miss
this one this year... ♪
300
00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:36,533
Seriously,
you're shredded, dude.
301
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,269
If I wasn't into chicks,
302
00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:40,507
I'd have to hold myself back,
man.
303
00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:43,245
‐No homo. No homo.
‐Wyatt,
304
00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:44,515
we all know you're not gay.
You don't need
305
00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:46,018
to keep saying "no homo"
every six seconds.
306
00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:47,420
Yeah, I'm just getting it
on the record, okay?
307
00:13:47,454 --> 00:13:49,157
My dad watches this shit, yo.
308
00:13:49,191 --> 00:13:50,894
No homo.
309
00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:52,565
One.
310
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,067
Two.
311
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,436
Three.
312
00:13:57,407 --> 00:13:59,879
Oh, yeah.
313
00:13:59,912 --> 00:14:02,117
‐You got enough there?
‐That feels so good, dude.
314
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:04,254
‐Go a little lower. Ooh.
‐Got it.
315
00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:07,327
Hey, guys, who's gonna do me?
316
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,433
Hey, man. Get in line.
317
00:14:17,447 --> 00:14:19,418
‐I love this.
‐So good, man.
318
00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:21,188
‐So good.
‐Mmm.
319
00:14:25,196 --> 00:14:27,167
Whoa! I made a mess.
320
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,304
‐Oh!
‐Oh, no.
321
00:14:29,337 --> 00:14:31,475
‐Dude, I guess we got
to clean it up for you.
‐Oh, no.
322
00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:33,312
‐Excuse me.
‐Oh. Oh, it's so...
323
00:14:33,345 --> 00:14:35,283
Hey, save some for me.
324
00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:37,922
‐Mmm, that's awesome.
‐I love pistachio.
325
00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:39,959
‐Oh! Whoa.
‐What?
326
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:41,930
"What"? He has a full‐on chubby.
327
00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:43,600
‐Oh, no, I don't. Um, I...
‐
328
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,571
It‐It's a fold in my shorts.
329
00:14:45,604 --> 00:14:48,375
Fold my ass. I know
a fucking boner when I see one.
330
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,246
No homo. No homo.
331
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:52,250
♪ I think I'll miss
this one this year... ♪
332
00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:54,522
Anyone want an update?
333
00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:56,191
Sure, why not.
334
00:14:56,225 --> 00:14:59,498
‐Another 50,000 subs are gone.
‐Shit.
335
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,437
100 more and our monetization
drops another tier.
336
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,341
We could lose the house, guys.
337
00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:07,414
So much for chicks
liking homeysexuals.
338
00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:14,962
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock... ♪
339
00:15:14,996 --> 00:15:16,098
Hey.
340
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:17,233
‐Hi, boys.
‐Hey.
341
00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:18,937
♪ Jingle bell time... ♪
342
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:20,507
Hey.
343
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:22,110
‐No homo!
‐
344
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:23,279
What?
345
00:15:23,312 --> 00:15:25,016
♪ In the frosty air... ♪
346
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,389
I'm not even 30,
and my life is over.
347
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,996
When we first started
doing this, what'd we do?
348
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,969
We went around having
a good time, taking things over.
349
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,673
Crashing that debutante ball
350
00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:39,478
‐or painting
Tana Mongeau's house pink.
‐
351
00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:42,685
‐Or trying to fly out of LAX
in our underwear.
‐
352
00:15:42,718 --> 00:15:44,689
‐Don't remind me.
‐Yeah, it was dumb,
353
00:15:44,722 --> 00:15:47,393
but people liked those videos.
They liked us.
354
00:15:47,427 --> 00:15:49,565
Like, maybe we need
to get back to our roots.
355
00:15:49,599 --> 00:15:51,401
It's Christmas.
356
00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:54,107
People are out shopping.
Let's go out and be ourselves.
357
00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:55,544
Not assholes.
358
00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:58,650
Not edgy. Not piss people off.
359
00:15:58,683 --> 00:16:01,421
Let's just do
what we used to do. Be funny.
360
00:16:01,455 --> 00:16:03,292
That's not bad.
361
00:16:03,325 --> 00:16:05,463
I think it's
just what the channel needs.
362
00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:07,568
Shit. It's Christmas.
363
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,237
What do we got to lose?
364
00:16:09,271 --> 00:16:12,578
‐
‐Bro House!
365
00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:15,149
♪ City sidewalks ♪
366
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,022
♪ Busy sidewalks ♪
367
00:16:18,055 --> 00:16:21,563
♪ Dressed in holiday style ♪
368
00:16:21,596 --> 00:16:23,299
♪ In the air ♪
369
00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:28,209
♪ There's a feeling
of Christmas ♪
370
00:16:28,242 --> 00:16:31,215
♪ Children laughing ♪
371
00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:32,551
♪ People passing ♪
372
00:16:32,585 --> 00:16:34,454
♪ Meeting smile after smile ♪
373
00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:37,293
Ho ho ho.
374
00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:41,201
♪ And on every street corner,
you'll hear... ♪
375
00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:44,040
See? This is what I mean.
376
00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:46,044
Santa and Christmas.
377
00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:48,082
It's a good vibe.
Makes people smile.
378
00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:49,284
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got this. It's fine.
379
00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:52,023
Zinn, remember why we're here.
380
00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:53,593
Dude, trust me.
381
00:16:53,627 --> 00:16:56,231
And can you keep us in frame
this time?
382
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,302
Thanks, Grandma.
383
00:16:58,335 --> 00:17:00,339
‐Oh, God.
‐♪ Ring‐a‐ling ♪
384
00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:02,477
♪ Ring‐a‐ling... ♪
385
00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:05,717
Tell Santa,
have you been naughty or nice?
386
00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:09,090
I've been nice?
387
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:11,228
That's the only answer.
388
00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:13,533
Hey, yo, what's up, everybody?
389
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,169
It's your favorite
Bro House dude, Zinn.
390
00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:16,739
We are out here
Christmas shopping
391
00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:19,244
and, uh, getting in
the Bro House Christmas spirit.
392
00:17:19,277 --> 00:17:21,248
‐Bro House forever!
‐Merry Christmas, fuckers!
‐
393
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:24,321
‐That's right, baby. Forever!
‐We're gonna see what, uh,
394
00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:25,724
‐Santa's bringing us this year.
‐Hey.
395
00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:27,728
‐Okay, so...
‐Ooh!
‐Hey. Hi. Sorry.
396
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:30,132
‐Uh, how you doing?
‐Uh, I'm‐I'm good.
397
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,636
Yeah? So, we're the Bro House.
398
00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:33,773
We were wondering,
what is it like being an elf?
399
00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:35,644
Uh, fun, I guess.
400
00:17:35,677 --> 00:17:37,514
‐Uh...
‐Do you get, like,
401
00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:40,520
half pay or something like that
because you're half size?
402
00:17:40,554 --> 00:17:43,526
‐
‐No, I get full pay.
403
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,530
‐Ah. She's rich.
‐Oh, she gets full pay.
‐Yeah.
404
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,635
Wait, did you say
you're the Bro House?
405
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:49,538
Were you the guys
who filmed that suicide?
406
00:17:49,572 --> 00:17:51,776
‐Oh, no, no, no,
that was someone else.
‐No. So, tell me,
407
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,114
is it true what they say
about male elves?
408
00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:56,753
‐What?
‐That they're hung
like reindeer?
409
00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:59,224
‐
‐Guys, there are kids around.
‐Look, guys, I'm trying
410
00:17:59,257 --> 00:18:01,261
‐to work here, so...
‐Okay, fine, fine, fine.
Just tell me,
411
00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:04,100
‐does Santa get first pick
on elf chicks?
‐What?
412
00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:06,839
‐You know, like, uh,
are you his little... helper?
‐
413
00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:08,777
Okay, you guys
need to leave now.
414
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:11,315
Dude, we're just trying
to have some Christmas fun.
415
00:18:11,348 --> 00:18:13,687
‐We're just trying to have...
‐She asked you guys to leave.
416
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,724
‐Oh.
‐Now turn your phones off
and go.
417
00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:17,460
‐ Oh!
‐Just work the line, hon.
‐No fucking way.
418
00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:18,697
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
419
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,333
Are you guys a thing?
420
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,437
‐Do I need to call security?
‐Call security?
421
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,374
‐With what, your smartphone?
‐
422
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,411
‐Hey, you're hilarious.
‐Thanks, man.
‐Aw. Aw.
423
00:18:26,445 --> 00:18:28,148
‐Hey, little buddy.
‐Yeah, get your...
‐Yo, yo, yo!
424
00:18:28,182 --> 00:18:29,585
‐Oh, hey!
‐You're all funny.
‐Oh, shit.
425
00:18:29,619 --> 00:18:31,556
‐You're hilarious. Oh, so funny.
‐Give it back to him!
426
00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:33,827
‐Funny.
‐You should be ashamed
of yourselves.
427
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,731
Why don't you
just get out of here!
428
00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:37,433
All right, you know what?
429
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,270
Hey, kids, listen up. Listen up,
430
00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:41,174
because I got something
really important to tell you.
431
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:43,445
Actually, this is
a public service announcement.
432
00:18:43,479 --> 00:18:44,849
Oh, shit.
433
00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:47,621
Santa isn't real.
It's just your parents.
434
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:50,326
Yeah, they're the ones
who bring you your toys.
435
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,196
‐Yeah.
‐I know it's a bummer,
436
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:55,671
but I wish someone had told me
the truth when I was your age.
437
00:18:55,704 --> 00:18:57,741
It's gonna save you
years of disappointment
438
00:18:57,775 --> 00:19:00,313
and years of therapy.
You're welcome.
439
00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:02,417
‐Yeah.
‐Isn't that right, Santa, baby?
440
00:19:04,889 --> 00:19:08,429
Leave now.
441
00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:11,569
‐
‐Shit.
No, dude, come on.
442
00:19:11,602 --> 00:19:13,372
‐You're a naughty boy.
‐Come on, come on.
443
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:14,642
‐Why would I leave, Santa?
‐Give him a lap dance!
444
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,378
‐Yeah.
‐Shit. Twerk.
445
00:19:16,411 --> 00:19:18,182
‐Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. Twerk.
‐Give him a lap dance!
446
00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,486
‐Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance.
‐Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
447
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,524
‐Twerk. Twerk. Yeah.
‐Hey!
448
00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:25,897
‐Oh!
‐Jesus.
449
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,135
Guess we're not getting presents
this year, boys.
450
00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:31,341
You'll get what you deserve.
451
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,578
‐
‐Oh, guys.
452
00:19:32,611 --> 00:19:33,880
‐Security. Security!
‐Oh, shit.
453
00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:35,517
Shit.
454
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,888
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
455
00:19:37,921 --> 00:19:41,596
‐I did nothing.
‐Get 'em. Get 'em!
456
00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:54,922
We're back home, baby!
457
00:19:55,891 --> 00:19:57,460
I can't believe
we didn't get locked up today.
458
00:19:57,493 --> 00:19:58,863
Well, thank God for mall cops.
459
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,499
You see that one
almost have a heart attack
460
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,336
‐outside Applebee's?
‐Yeah.
‐
461
00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,508
Yo, what about that Santa?
The look on his face
462
00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:06,411
‐like he wanted to erase us
from the Earth?
‐
463
00:20:06,445 --> 00:20:08,382
Guess we messed up his gig.
464
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,587
‐Yeah.
‐Whatever, man.
Bro House is back, baby!
465
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:12,356
‐Yeah!
‐
‐It's ready.
466
00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,461
‐Oh, shit.
‐And I'm just gonna
say it again,
467
00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:16,532
‐I...
‐Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
468
00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:18,435
Five. Four.
469
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:21,542
Three. Two. One.
470
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:23,479
‐Happy New Year!
‐Tell me, does Santa
471
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:24,915
‐get first pick on elf chicks?
‐It's up, it's up, it's up.
472
00:20:24,949 --> 00:20:26,986
‐What?
‐You know, like, uh,
473
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,990
‐are you his little... helper?
‐
474
00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:30,827
‐Okay,
you guys need to leave now.
‐Jesus.
475
00:20:30,861 --> 00:20:32,531
ZINN Dude,
we're just trying to have...
476
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,967
I don't even remember
doing that.
477
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,436
‐Call security? With what?
‐Yeah.
478
00:20:35,469 --> 00:20:36,906
This mall thing
was your idea, man.
479
00:20:36,939 --> 00:20:38,576
Dude, it wasn't my idea
480
00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:40,580
to sexually harass
a female mall employee
481
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,383
or humiliate a little person
482
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,387
or tell a bunch of kids
that Santa Claus isn't real.
483
00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:47,694
Okay, so...
things got a little crazy.
484
00:20:47,728 --> 00:20:50,499
Yeah,
we were supposed to be making up
485
00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:53,338
‐for cheering
for a guy falling to his death.
‐You know,
486
00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:54,775
if you don't like how we roll,
487
00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:56,913
maybe you're not
Bro House material.
488
00:20:56,946 --> 00:20:58,950
Maybe you should just move out.
489
00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:00,921
Well, the way we're going, we're
all gonna have to move out,
490
00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:02,423
‐so...
‐See?
491
00:21:02,457 --> 00:21:04,027
Negative shit.
That's all you do.
492
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:05,764
‐ All I do?
‐Yeah.
493
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,901
Who do you think records
and uploads all this crap?
494
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,972
My blind nine‐year‐old cousin
can do that,
495
00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:12,276
‐and we wouldn't have
to cut her in on one‐fourth.
‐Okay.
496
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,748
‐Then get your
nine‐year‐old cousin to do this.
‐Bro, chill.
497
00:21:14,782 --> 00:21:16,318
Chill. Come on, Barry's right.
498
00:21:16,351 --> 00:21:17,754
He's the one that keeps
the whole thing running.
499
00:21:17,788 --> 00:21:20,426
Nobody clicks on Bro House
to see you, dude.
500
00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:22,430
They click to see us.
That's a fact.
501
00:21:22,463 --> 00:21:24,067
Okay, well,
maybe if people were clicking,
502
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:27,006
we wouldn't be in total shit.
503
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:28,943
Maybe if it wasn't
for your shit,
504
00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:30,680
‐we wouldn't be
in this total shit.
‐Guys, guys, guys.
505
00:21:30,714 --> 00:21:32,483
‐Are you kidding me?
‐Come on. Come on! Chill out.
506
00:21:32,518 --> 00:21:33,953
This is the Bro House.
507
00:21:33,987 --> 00:21:37,661
"Bro" means "brother,"
and this isn't what brothers do.
508
00:21:37,694 --> 00:21:40,834
We stand for something.
We stand for good friends
509
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:43,506
and good fucking times
fucking shit up.
510
00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:45,877
And the country needs that
more than ever right now.
511
00:21:45,911 --> 00:21:48,081
The country
needs fucking shit up?
512
00:21:48,115 --> 00:21:50,019
‐
‐We have to stick together.
513
00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:52,490
We can't let anything
tear us apart.
514
00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:54,762
No matter what.
515
00:21:54,795 --> 00:21:57,500
‐
‐Uh, hey, guys?
516
00:21:57,534 --> 00:21:59,070
Come check this out.
517
00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,642
Okay, bro, it's gonna be fine.
518
00:22:01,676 --> 00:22:04,480
There are comments.
"Just when I thought
519
00:22:04,515 --> 00:22:06,017
"the Bro House
couldn't sink any lower,
520
00:22:06,051 --> 00:22:07,621
‐you go and do this."
‐Whatever, man.
521
00:22:07,654 --> 00:22:09,625
‐It's one comment.
‐Nope.
522
00:22:09,658 --> 00:22:11,963
Here are some more.
"I don't know about Santa Claus,
523
00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:13,465
"but you guys are proof
524
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,002
God doesn't exist.
Fuck off and die."
525
00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:16,873
Didn't really need
that second part, though.
526
00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:18,108
Oh, and we're losing followers.
527
00:22:18,141 --> 00:22:19,879
Fuck!
528
00:22:19,912 --> 00:22:22,885
This isn't fair!
How can people be so mean?
529
00:22:22,918 --> 00:22:25,690
‐It's fine. It's fine.
‐No, no, no, no, no,
I can't do this.
530
00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:27,594
I can't go back
to living with my parents.
531
00:22:27,628 --> 00:22:29,598
My dad's an asshole. I can't.
532
00:22:29,632 --> 00:22:31,502
Let me see this shit.
533
00:22:31,536 --> 00:22:33,372
Are we out of beer?
534
00:22:33,405 --> 00:22:34,875
‐There's another case
in the garage.
‐Fuck.
535
00:22:34,909 --> 00:22:36,746
Dude, we've lost
this many followers already?
536
00:22:36,779 --> 00:22:38,850
‐Mm‐hmm.
‐I can't handle this.
537
00:22:38,883 --> 00:22:40,921
‐Wyatt.
‐Wyatt.
‐Wyatt.
538
00:22:40,954 --> 00:22:42,925
‐
‐Dude.
539
00:22:44,828 --> 00:22:46,832
Fuck, this is bad. This is bad.
540
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,503
Xanax.
541
00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:51,041
‐What?
‐I'll OD on Xanax.
542
00:22:51,074 --> 00:22:53,145
‐Bro House.
Bro House.
‐That's a good way to go.
543
00:22:53,178 --> 00:22:54,748
Bro House.
544
00:22:54,782 --> 00:22:56,652
Fuck is going on?
545
00:22:56,686 --> 00:22:58,055
Yo.
546
00:22:58,088 --> 00:22:59,558
This is Detective Deena Gibbs
547
00:22:59,592 --> 00:23:00,794
calling from L. A. Robbery‐Homicide.
548
00:23:00,827 --> 00:23:02,463
Who am I speaking with?
549
00:23:02,496 --> 00:23:04,902
Uh, Zinn. What's this about?
550
00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:07,608
Were you a part
of an online prank
551
00:23:07,641 --> 00:23:10,045
at the Santa Village
in a mall in West L. A.?
552
00:23:10,079 --> 00:23:13,118
‐Maybe.
‐I'm not interested
in your prank.
553
00:23:13,151 --> 00:23:15,489
I need to speak
with you and your friends
554
00:23:15,523 --> 00:23:17,761
about the individual
who was posing as Santa.
555
00:23:17,794 --> 00:23:20,199
‐Yeah, what about him?
‐It seems
556
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,103
he wasn't the man
hired for the job.
557
00:23:22,136 --> 00:23:24,842
We just found that individual
in his apartment.
558
00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,512
Murdered.
559
00:23:26,545 --> 00:23:27,915
What, are you serious?
560
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,551
Wait, this isn't a joke?
561
00:23:29,585 --> 00:23:31,488
‐I'm very serious, son.
‐ Guys.
562
00:23:31,522 --> 00:23:33,593
I need you and your friends to
come down to the police station
563
00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:34,895
tomorrow morning
and give a statement.
564
00:23:34,929 --> 00:23:36,899
U‐Um, y‐yeah.
565
00:23:36,933 --> 00:23:38,135
We can...
We can do that, I guess.
566
00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,205
I understand, uh,
567
00:23:40,239 --> 00:23:41,742
someone was recording the prank?
568
00:23:41,776 --> 00:23:43,813
I need a copy of that video.
569
00:23:43,846 --> 00:23:46,719
It could help us
locate this guy.
570
00:23:46,752 --> 00:23:50,794
We're pretty sure this isn't
the first time he's done this.
571
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,539
We'll see you at the station
in the morning.
572
00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:18,549
What the fuck?
573
00:24:34,113 --> 00:24:37,053
that this guy actually
goes around killing mall Santas
574
00:24:37,086 --> 00:24:39,792
‐and taking their place.
‐Why?
575
00:24:39,825 --> 00:24:42,496
Uh, because he's crazy.
576
00:24:42,531 --> 00:24:44,768
Obsessed with being Santa.
I don't know.
577
00:24:44,802 --> 00:24:46,171
This all sounds made up to me.
578
00:24:46,204 --> 00:24:47,941
Are you sure
we're not being pranked?
579
00:24:47,974 --> 00:24:50,179
Well, if we show up
to the police station tomorrow
580
00:24:50,212 --> 00:24:51,782
and they don't know
what we're talking about,
581
00:24:51,816 --> 00:24:53,786
then we were pranked.
582
00:24:54,755 --> 00:24:56,826
‐
583
00:24:56,859 --> 00:24:58,963
‐What are you doing?
‐I just want to see
this guy's face again.
584
00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:01,969
Guess we're not getting
presents this year, boys.
585
00:25:02,003 --> 00:25:03,906
You'll get what you deserve.
586
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:06,846
Yeah, I mean...
587
00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:09,518
‐he definitely doesn't
look right.
‐
588
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,689
Huh. Someone just uploaded
589
00:25:11,722 --> 00:25:12,958
a video to our account.
590
00:25:12,991 --> 00:25:14,695
What do you mean, "someone"?
591
00:25:14,728 --> 00:25:17,099
We're the only ones
that can do that.
592
00:25:20,272 --> 00:25:22,109
‐The hell?
‐
593
00:25:22,143 --> 00:25:23,713
Whoa.
594
00:25:26,117 --> 00:25:27,587
Jesus.
595
00:25:27,621 --> 00:25:29,123
What the hell are we watching
596
00:25:29,157 --> 00:25:30,994
‐right now?
‐It's a prank.
597
00:25:31,027 --> 00:25:32,564
Wyatt's pranking us.
598
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:35,570
Right?
599
00:25:35,603 --> 00:25:36,706
Yeah.
600
00:25:36,739 --> 00:25:38,241
Yeah, yeah, obviously.
601
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:39,845
‐
‐I mean, it's pretty good.
602
00:25:39,878 --> 00:25:41,682
But he's such an asshole.
603
00:25:41,716 --> 00:25:44,253
Probably wasn't even a real cop
on the phone. God...
604
00:25:44,287 --> 00:25:45,990
Zinn?
605
00:25:46,024 --> 00:25:47,894
Dude, I'm gonna talk to him.
606
00:25:47,928 --> 00:25:49,698
‐I'm deleting this.
‐
607
00:25:49,732 --> 00:25:51,234
Wait, look.
608
00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:55,643
That's, like, 50 likes already.
609
00:25:55,677 --> 00:25:58,616
People are fucking loving it.
610
00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:01,321
‐"That's awesome."
‐"Great effects."
611
00:26:01,354 --> 00:26:03,993
"Finally, something we like."
612
00:26:05,329 --> 00:26:07,032
Wait, wh...
613
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,772
‐Why'd you do that?
‐Because it's sick.
614
00:26:09,805 --> 00:26:11,575
I don't care if people like it.
615
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,284
It's back up.
Someone just reposted it.
616
00:26:16,317 --> 00:26:18,155
Who?
617
00:26:18,188 --> 00:26:20,760
I don't know.
618
00:26:20,794 --> 00:26:22,764
‐
‐Now what?
619
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:25,670
Someone just...
They just posted a‐a link.
620
00:26:25,703 --> 00:26:26,872
What the hell is that?
621
00:26:26,906 --> 00:26:28,643
It's...
622
00:26:28,676 --> 00:26:31,047
from the York Explorer Daily.
623
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,084
What's that?
624
00:26:33,118 --> 00:26:34,822
Wyatt, dude, come on.
625
00:26:34,855 --> 00:26:36,224
We saw the video.
626
00:26:36,257 --> 00:26:37,828
You're gonna do
something like that,
627
00:26:37,861 --> 00:26:39,197
it's got to be a group call.
628
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:41,067
Wyatt.
629
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,606
Come on, man. It's not cool.
630
00:26:43,639 --> 00:26:44,942
Wyatt!
631
00:26:58,135 --> 00:27:00,974
"Scholars now believe
that the legend of Santa Claus
632
00:27:01,007 --> 00:27:03,679
"isn't based on Saint Nicholas
or any other saint.
633
00:27:03,713 --> 00:27:07,119
It's based on the ancient tales
of the wild man."
634
00:27:07,153 --> 00:27:10,058
The wild man?
What kind of bullshit is that?
635
00:27:10,092 --> 00:27:11,795
"He was a pagan nature god,
636
00:27:11,829 --> 00:27:14,233
"bringer of storm and fury
and destruction who wore
637
00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:17,674
"animal skins
and a hideous painted face.
638
00:27:17,707 --> 00:27:19,845
"He was also a fierce hunter
who punished those who were bad.
639
00:27:19,878 --> 00:27:21,181
"Over time,
640
00:27:21,214 --> 00:27:23,084
"he became
what we know of him today.
641
00:27:23,118 --> 00:27:26,124
And he didn't
just bring presents."
642
00:27:26,157 --> 00:27:29,698
Wyatt, come on.
This isn't fucking funny.
643
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,836
Shit. Jesus.
644
00:27:35,877 --> 00:27:37,681
The fuck are you?
645
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,118
Yo, where's Wyatt?
646
00:27:40,152 --> 00:27:42,223
Are you the one
doing this shit with him?
647
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:45,262
‐Hello?
‐
648
00:27:45,295 --> 00:27:47,299
Listen, man, this isn't funny.
649
00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:50,172
I'll call the cops on you.
You got to go.
650
00:27:52,744 --> 00:27:54,748
Yo, I'll fuck you up, man.
651
00:27:54,781 --> 00:27:56,819
Dude.
652
00:27:57,787 --> 00:27:58,756
No, no!
653
00:28:04,735 --> 00:28:07,273
You're Santa. You're Santa!
654
00:28:07,306 --> 00:28:09,010
I fucking get it.
I believe in you!
655
00:28:09,043 --> 00:28:11,114
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
656
00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:12,216
‐
657
00:28:13,184 --> 00:28:15,122
What was that?
658
00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:18,729
They're fucking with us.
659
00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:20,265
Who?
660
00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,203
All of them. They're just...
661
00:28:22,236 --> 00:28:24,407
They're making prank videos
to get more followers.
662
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,779
It's probably Zinn's idea.
663
00:28:26,812 --> 00:28:28,749
Yeah.
664
00:28:46,952 --> 00:28:49,925
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
665
00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:53,331
♪ "Fear not, then,"
said the Angel ♪
666
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:56,337
‐♪ Let nothing thee affright ♪
‐
667
00:28:56,371 --> 00:28:58,943
♪ To free all those ♪
668
00:28:58,976 --> 00:29:01,916
♪ Who trust in Him ♪
669
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:05,455
♪ From Satan's power and might ♪
670
00:29:05,489 --> 00:29:10,800
♪ Oh, tidings
of comfort and joy ♪
671
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:14,073
♪ Comfort and joy ♪
672
00:29:14,106 --> 00:29:17,346
♪ Comfort and joy,
comfort and joy. ♪
673
00:29:32,242 --> 00:29:34,213
Come on!
674
00:29:34,246 --> 00:29:35,950
Are you kidding me?
675
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:38,054
What if this isn't a prank?
676
00:29:39,992 --> 00:29:41,494
What if this isn't Zinn
and Wyatt?
677
00:29:41,528 --> 00:29:44,233
What if this is the guy
from the mall?
678
00:29:44,266 --> 00:29:46,505
Santa Claus?
679
00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:50,078
I'm calling 911.
680
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,253
No, it's not a prank.
681
00:29:54,286 --> 00:29:56,491
I mean,
I'm pretty sure it's not.
682
00:29:56,525 --> 00:29:58,529
I‐I need you to come now.
683
00:29:58,562 --> 00:30:00,900
Please?
684
00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:02,837
F...
They're gonna send a car,
685
00:30:02,871 --> 00:30:04,508
but they won't say
it's an emergency.
686
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:06,377
It's because there's been so
many calls about this address.
687
00:30:06,411 --> 00:30:08,114
Complaints from the neighbors.
Breaking up parties. That time
688
00:30:08,148 --> 00:30:09,985
we actually called the SWATs
on ourselves.
689
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,387
That means it could be hours.
690
00:30:15,128 --> 00:30:17,132
Shit.
691
00:30:21,407 --> 00:30:23,144
Got to get the fuck
out of this house.
692
00:30:23,178 --> 00:30:26,250
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We can't just leave the guys.
693
00:30:26,284 --> 00:30:29,023
If these videos are for real,
they're fucking dead!
694
00:30:29,056 --> 00:30:31,294
‐I can't argue with that.
‐I was gonna leave.
695
00:30:31,327 --> 00:30:33,298
I was gonna leave Bro House
and start my channel back up,
696
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,601
and then
I was gonna go to college.
697
00:30:34,634 --> 00:30:35,970
I even talked to my parents
about it.
698
00:30:36,004 --> 00:30:37,373
I was done with this shit.
699
00:30:37,406 --> 00:30:40,345
‐
‐Ho ho ho.
700
00:30:42,349 --> 00:30:43,919
♪ Jolly Christmas ♪
701
00:30:43,953 --> 00:30:45,322
♪ It's the best time... ♪
702
00:30:45,355 --> 00:30:48,128
I'm fucking scared.
703
00:30:48,161 --> 00:30:50,600
Yeah, so am I.
704
00:30:50,633 --> 00:30:52,069
♪ If there'll be snow... ♪
705
00:30:54,641 --> 00:30:57,614
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
706
00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:00,586
♪ And when you walk
down the street... ♪
707
00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:02,489
And okay.
708
00:31:02,524 --> 00:31:05,062
‐
‐It was a boner.
709
00:31:05,095 --> 00:31:07,332
Yeah, I know. Let's just get
the fuck out of here, okay?
710
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,336
Okay.
711
00:31:11,942 --> 00:31:13,178
Looks clear.
712
00:31:13,211 --> 00:31:14,915
Come on.
713
00:31:19,223 --> 00:31:20,492
My hand!
714
00:31:20,526 --> 00:31:23,198
‐
‐What happened?
715
00:31:23,231 --> 00:31:25,469
I'm shot. Help me! Get it out!
716
00:31:25,503 --> 00:31:27,072
Get it out! Oh!
717
00:31:27,106 --> 00:31:29,477
Oh, God, it hurts.
718
00:31:29,511 --> 00:31:31,648
‐Fuck!
‐Oh, God. Oh, God!
719
00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,100
‐
‐Oh!
720
00:31:45,242 --> 00:31:47,179
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
721
00:32:23,418 --> 00:32:24,988
Shit.
722
00:32:38,448 --> 00:32:40,418
I have a gun!
723
00:32:40,452 --> 00:32:42,724
I'll fucking blow your head off!
724
00:32:42,757 --> 00:32:44,995
‐
725
00:33:12,216 --> 00:33:14,721
‐You stupid motherfu...
‐
726
00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,100
No fucking way.
727
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,137
You are not coming
through the chimney.
728
00:33:28,448 --> 00:33:30,085
Why won't you fucking cl...
729
00:33:30,118 --> 00:33:31,420
Fuck.
730
00:33:33,324 --> 00:33:36,097
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
731
00:33:38,736 --> 00:33:40,438
That's gasoline. Oh, my God.
732
00:33:40,472 --> 00:33:42,777
It's gasoline. What? Oh, God.
733
00:33:51,828 --> 00:33:56,103
♪ Silent night... ♪
734
00:33:56,137 --> 00:33:58,609
That's five million.
Five million.
735
00:33:58,642 --> 00:34:00,780
That's five million.
Five million followers.
736
00:34:00,813 --> 00:34:02,784
Boys, we did it!
737
00:34:02,817 --> 00:34:05,523
Five million follow...!
738
00:34:05,556 --> 00:34:08,529
It's a fucking
Christmas miracle! Oh, my God.
739
00:34:08,562 --> 00:34:11,234
♪ All is bright... ♪
740
00:34:11,267 --> 00:34:13,338
That's five million followers.
We did it.
741
00:34:13,371 --> 00:34:15,610
Five million followers.
Five mil...
742
00:34:15,643 --> 00:34:17,079
Oh, my God!
743
00:34:17,112 --> 00:34:19,416
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
744
00:34:19,450 --> 00:34:24,293
‐Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
‐♪ Mother and Child ♪
745
00:34:24,326 --> 00:34:29,671
♪ Holy infant ♪
746
00:34:29,704 --> 00:34:35,482
♪ So tender and mild ♪
747
00:34:35,516 --> 00:34:40,626
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
748
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:43,498
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749
00:34:46,738 --> 00:34:49,678
♪ Sleep ♪
750
00:34:49,711 --> 00:34:55,523
♪ In heavenly peace ♪
751
00:34:57,159 --> 00:35:02,804
♪ Silent night ♪
752
00:35:02,837 --> 00:35:09,149
♪ Holy night ♪
753
00:35:09,183 --> 00:35:14,527
♪ All is calm ♪
754
00:35:16,632 --> 00:35:19,804
♪ All is bright ♪
755
00:35:22,342 --> 00:35:28,187
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
756
00:35:28,221 --> 00:35:34,567
♪ Mother and Child ♪
757
00:35:34,601 --> 00:35:40,713
♪ Holy infant ♪
758
00:35:40,746 --> 00:35:46,525
♪ So tender and mild ♪
759
00:35:47,727 --> 00:35:50,498
♪ Sleep ♪
760
00:35:50,533 --> 00:35:55,743
♪ In heavenly ♪
761
00:35:55,776 --> 00:36:00,586
♪ Peace. ♪
762
00:36:32,550 --> 00:36:35,188
Ho ho ho.
763
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,539
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