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Hey, you're gonna
have to pay extra for that.
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Whatever.
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[electricity crackling]
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Whatever you want, take it.
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-[alien] Where is your ruler?
-[man] What ruler?
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[beeps]
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[alien reading]
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This is your king. Where is he?
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I don't know
what you are talking about.
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Please…
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Don't kill me.
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Yo, that's DJ S'more Money.
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That's right. He used to date
Zari Tarazi before she disappeared.
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I heard rehab.
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[alien] Where can I find
this S'more Money?
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Judging some crazy singing
competition out in Hollywood.
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That is an odd occupation for a king.
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But, as is the way,
I will challenge him to a death duel.
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[theme music playing]
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[punk music playing on record player]
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♪ You spurn my natural emotions… ♪
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[breathes heavily]
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-Are you hungry? I could cook.
-I'm good.
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Why don't you stay the night?
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John…
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-Stop talking.
-Okay.
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-[cell phone ringing]
-Oh.
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Wait, what is that sound?
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The Buzzes.
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-Hmm…
-The Buzzcocks?
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Oh, come on, it's only one of
England's seminal punk rock band.
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♪ Ever fallen in love with someone… ♪
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"Ever fallen in love with someone
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you shouldn't have
fallen in love with?"
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Aw. John, are you
trying to tell me something?
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'Course not.
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Unless… you're trying
to tell me something?
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-'Course not.
-Good.
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Besides, great music
is not just about the lyrics.
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It's about the buzz.
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The buzz.
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The excitement that you get
when you play something that's…
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true and real.
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[cell phone chimes]
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How many bloody phones do you have?
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Personal phone and business phone,
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a phone for all the Persian guys
my mom tries to set me up with.
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[whooshing]
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-And a phone for emergencies.
-[Behrad] It's Les-Lay.
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You can open up your eyes, B.
We're decent.
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Regrettably.
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Zari! I know you told me
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not to bother you
at your yoga retreat,
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but it's your ex, DJ S'mores.
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He was eviscerated by an alien. Ooh.
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Wow, that is a lot to digest.
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Yeah, so,
I'm thinking, for the funeral,
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we need a statement dress.
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It's his burial, but your red carpet!
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Bye!
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[Zari] History is literally being made.
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DJ S'more Money's death
is shattering records
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for most Cat-Chats in an hour.
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The whole world saw it.
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Apparently, the alien killed him
during a live taping of Da Throne.
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Da Throne?
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In our future, it's a wildly popular
singing competition,
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and is single-handedly keeping
network television alive in 2045.
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Which is more surprising,
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an alien attacking
Zari's ex-boyfriend
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or the fact that
network TV still exists?
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Gideon, do us a favor and bring up
the video for them, will you?
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[Gideon] Smashing! I love an evisceration.
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My name is Lord Knoxacrillion,
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and I am here to slay the king.
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[growls]
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[Agent Sharpe] Why would one of Sara's
pod aliens kill a reality star?
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Maybe the alien mistook S'more
for a real king.
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Yeah, and thought that he could
usurp marshmallow man's power
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by offing the bastard.
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Okay, so all we have to do is stop
an alien from killing a celebrity.
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Simple enough.
Let's suit up for La La Land.
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-What a load of crap.
-[Constantine] Oh…
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Yeah, Mick, uh…
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Shower wouldn't do you wrong.
[clicks tongue]
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Mick, use your words.
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This is a spaceship, is it not?
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Why don't we use it to find Sara?
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[groans] Mick, we have been over this.
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The galaxy is hundreds of
billions of light years across, okay?
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One of those displaced aliens
is going to lead us to Sara.
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You and Spooner are gonna QB.
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-Can you show her the ropes?
-No.
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I'm taking the day off.
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You're gonna let him talk like that?
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I don't take it personal.
That's just Rory.
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Yeah, he's worse than usual.
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Sara's absence
is really getting to him.
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Yeah, I'm sure Sara's absence
is really getting to Rory.
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-Must be very hard for him.
-I'm sorry. We're gonna find her.
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I bet Sara's pulling a Thor: Ragnarok
and she's kicking some aliens' asses
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and they're all shouting her name.
Sara! Sara! Sara!
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Sara! Sara! You have to wake up.
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-Sara.
-[rustling]
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Whatever's out there,
it's still tracking us.
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[whimpers]
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Don't panic, Gary.
This is Sara freaking Lance.
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A little Amelia Earhart poison
isn't gonna slow you down.
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[weakly] I… I'm too weak, Gary.
I can't fight.
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-It's on you.
-Me?
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I'm no fighter.
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Kayla didn't exactly fight
Spartacus now, did she?
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[imitates chomping]
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No, no, absolutely not.
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Gary… Gary, listen to me.
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If I hadn't done
unforgiveable things to survive,
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I never would've
made it out the other side.
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Now, Ava is my other side.
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And I don't care
if you have to eat your way
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through the entire solar system,
I am gonna get back to her.
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I'm getting back to her.
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[announcer] The competition is heating up
on this year's Da Throne.
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With the golden buzzer still in play
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and the wild card yet to be revealed,
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anyone could still take the throne.
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[crowd cheering]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[cell phone ringing]
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-Mâmân!
-That's your ex?
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[sighs] Jealous?
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Of some life-size S'more who judges
some soulless singing competition?
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Real musicians don't compete
to win over the masses
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with mediocre
auto-tuned drivel, love.
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Spoken like a former punk guitarist.
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-You wanna talk to Mom?
-No.
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Mâmân, I gotta go. I love you.
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No, I love you more.
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Sending you mushes from Hollywood.
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Yeah, I'm visiting Zari in Hollywood.
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All right. Every season
has a secret celebrity contestant.
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What? I read up on the rules.
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Last year, President Dwayne Johnson
showed up.
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And for an old guy,
he can still get down.
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The Rock's the president?
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Please tell me
John Cena is his chief of staff.
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[Agent Sharpe over comms] Guys, focus.
We need to find a way into this place.
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I got this.
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[sighs]
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-Hold, please.
-You're kidding me.
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-What? They're designer.
-Oh. Right.
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[exhales deeply]
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Hi!
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[people chattering excitedly]
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[cameras clicking]
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[announcer] Welcome back to Da Throne.
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Our next performance starts now!
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♪ Hand on a wheel
I like to stay in control ♪
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♪ 'Cause I get mine independent
My color's silver and gold ♪
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♪ Chain hang low like fruit from a branch
It's a juice avalanche ♪
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♪ Dripping from my shoulders
Down to my pants… ♪
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[woman on PA] Saucéy is on stage.
Can we get Hunter Moon to the left wing?
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Yeah. Uh, we really stand out, don't we?
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You hear that song?
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It's kind of catchy.
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-♪ Look at all this fruit ♪
-♪ You want it ♪
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♪ Make a whole lot of juice with that ♪
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-♪ Fill it in my boots ♪
-♪ I got it ♪
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-♪ Get a champagne flute with that ♪
-♪ They see it, yeah, yeah ♪
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[all cheering]
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Cat-Chat is losing its damn mind
over that juicy performance.
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What does last year's winner
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and the king of Da Throne
have to say?
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[S'more Money] Sorry, babes,
but that was weak.
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[crowd groaning]
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Weak? That's not
what you said last night.
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-You said my fruit was--
-Whoa!
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Let's not kiss and tell.
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Now, who do we have
to the stage next?
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My! You are big and strong.
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You must be our wild card contestant.
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[Lord Knoxacrillion] I challenge the king.
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[S'more Money scoffs]
You and everyone else.
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Can we get a hint, lover?
Who's under the suit?
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My name is Lord Knoxacrillion.
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And I am here to slay the king.
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[Lord Knoxacrillion growls]
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[all cheering]
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DJ, drop that beat!
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[upbeat music playing]
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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[all cheering]
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[S'more Money] That was tight!
My man, you are committed.
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Wha-bam!
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[host] The gold buzzer?
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Looks like Lord Knoxacrillion
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is one step closer
to capturing the throne!
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[S'more Money] I don't know how
you're gonna top that.
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But if you wanna be the king,
figure it out fast,
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because you're going
straight to the finals! [exclaims]
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You're supposed to be
showing me the ropes.
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Rule number one,
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stay out of my way.
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I'm fresh
out of Southern hospitality,
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so I ain't gonna tiptoe
across eggshells
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like everybody else around here.
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Rule number two,
this place is like a revolving door.
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-Don't unpack.
-Ah.
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I see what's going on.
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Ava told me you're the last
of the original recruits.
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I guess I'd be pissy, too,
if I was the last OG.
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What?
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Haircut got hitched.
Sara got kidnapped.
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And I don't care.
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And rule number three…
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I drink on the job.
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Guys, meet me in the lab.
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The alien's 15 minutes of fame
are up.
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Um, excuse me, Mr. Knoxacrillion--
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It is "Lord," flesh-bag.
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Oh. Forgive me, Lord.
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It seems that all the finalists
have been upgraded
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to their own exclusive green room.
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If you'll just follow me this way.
Mm-hmm.
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So, if you would just
step right up there.
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[Lord Knoxacrillion]
I see no green in this room.
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[Nate laughs]
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I told you
the Iron Giant wouldn't be a problem.
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Okay, the energy in here is way off.
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[Agent Sharpe] Oh. Yeah, looks like
Spooner took over your den.
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She moved my citrine crystal.
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-I was manifesting abundance.
-I know.
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[Lord Knoxacrillion]
On my planet, we use crystals…
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Mm. You do not have that word.
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Procreate.
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You know what, Knox?
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It is factoids like that
that really captivate an audience.
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Why don't you tell us a little bit
more about what you know?
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Like, do you know
where Sara Lance is?
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Your cardiovascular organ
increased to 80 beats per minute
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when you said "Sara Lance."
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Do you know where Sara Lance is?
Yes or no?
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What is a Sara Lance?
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Okay, let's try this again, shall we?
245
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How did you get to Earth?
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I was abducted from my home planet.
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Eighteen hours ago,
my pod crashed in a desert.
248
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,637
Then I woke from stasis
to fulfill my prime directive.
249
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,555
Which is?
250
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:48,476
To conquer new planets by challenging
their rulers to death duels.
251
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,897
Okay, say you win, you hitch
a ride home in like a space cabbie?
252
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,983
My inevitable victory will be
celebrated with an invasion.
253
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,069
[sighs] Picked up the alien vibes
254
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,280
from across the ship
and look at here,
255
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,615
we already kidnapped him.
256
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,825
[Lord Knoxacrillion] You did not steal me.
257
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,495
I followed you here,
but I am no prisoner.
258
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:09,371
-Gideon?
-Gideon.
259
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,289
-Oh, um…
-Gideon!
260
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:14,084
[Gideon] Lord Knoxacrillion's
superior technology is… superior.
261
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,921
Just say the word
and I'll blow him to kingdom come.
262
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:20,174
Impossible! This suit is resistant
to even thermonuclear weapons.
263
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,092
If you and your ruler
cannot fight with honor,
264
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,302
the challenge is canceled.
265
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:26,055
I will call my armada
to invade your planet now.
266
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,474
-[Agent Sharpe] What? No, no, no, wait…
-[Nate] Stop…
267
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:32,228
We, uh, may be low peons…
268
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:37,399
[hesitates] but we're honored to explain
to you that you got the rules all wrong.
269
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,818
Yeah, Knox. Can I call you Knox?
270
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:44,198
Listen, bubby. Death duels
isn't what our planet's really about.
271
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,951
Yeah. Yeah, you see, here on Earth,
272
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:50,287
we compete for the throne
via song and dance.
273
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,706
And with those sick vocals, buddy,
274
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,626
you're on your way
to becoming the new king.
275
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,002
Song and dance?
276
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,380
More proof
you are an immature species.
277
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:02,383
Very well. I accept the terms
of the challenge.
278
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,219
Bring on Earth's best competitor.
279
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,471
Yes, Dragon Girls!
280
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,560
-[Les-Lay] Sorry!
-Oh!
281
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,854
-Sneaky devil, isn't she?
-This town's full of them.
282
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,065
Les-Lay, shouldn't you be off
running Forbes'
283
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,316
-Business of the Year?
-Yeah.
284
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,819
Well, we need to talk about
Dragonesque, Zari.
285
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,029
Business is tradge.
286
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,448
Even the lip kits aren't selling.
287
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,285
-Everyone has lips.
-Spoken like a true capitalist.
288
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,663
Ignore him. He thinks
dour people have more depths.
289
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,290
You still love fame.
290
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,251
Speaking of, you've been
out of the spotlight for too long.
291
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,629
The public doesn't wanna
be someone they can't see.
292
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,547
[crunching]
293
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,635
Cups are edible in 2045.
Eco-friendly is finally in.
294
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,470
Too little too late, if you ask me.
295
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,722
What about the shareholders?
296
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:50,890
They're going to divest
297
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,850
without the face of the company
to promote it.
298
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,852
How is this happening?
299
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,480
I spent my whole life
building this brand.
300
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,693
[Agent Sharpe] Long story cut short,
301
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,070
the alien has to compete
for Da Throne.
302
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,572
Nate and Behrad are escorting him
303
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,908
to the studio now.
We need a new game plan.
304
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,577
-Aves, do you trust me?
-Always, Z.
305
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,873
[S'more Money exhales] Look who's back.
306
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,043
Zari T. Dodged a bullet
when the engagement fell through.
307
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,419
Hashtag "blessed"!
308
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,755
Um, actually, you're
the one who proposed, so…
309
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,341
'Cause I thought it would be
good for my brand. Big mistake!
310
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,093
-Hey, simmer down, sunshine.
-Who's the blond?
311
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,553
[chuckles]
312
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,847
You Yanks
are always behind the eight-ball.
313
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,142
I'm a Master of the Dark Arts,
mate, name's Johnny C.
314
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,519
Zari's boyfriend.
315
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,647
Yep.
316
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,649
[S'more Money] Dating some Vegas act
317
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,777
isn't gonna abracadabra
your relevancy back, Zari.
318
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,487
-[laughs]
-You're over. You should've…
319
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,613
[in Latin] Ignis!
320
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,198
[S'more Money]
Now, I'm on top of it--
321
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,742
Help! Help! Help!
322
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,494
Help me! Come on.
323
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,330
No, no, no. Nobody burn the vodka,
that's an accelerant!
324
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,207
Get out of my way! Get out of my way!
325
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,459
Well, I see the appeal
of this celebrity thing.
326
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:06,090
Hey, Z-Nation.
It's your girl, Zari Tarazi.
327
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,677
So, I have been working
on something super top secret,
328
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,387
and here it is.
329
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,639
[whispers] I'm the wild card.
330
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:17,893
That's right. The Dragon Girl
is here to claim…
331
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:19,979
Da Throne.
332
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,526
[upbeat music playing]
333
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,280
[announcer]
Da Throne's played its wild card,
334
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,658
superstar Zari Tarazi,
335
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,869
facing off against
the sisters who can shred
336
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:39,665
for the chance to compete against our
golden buzzer winner in the finals.
337
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,126
Everybody wants it,
338
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,503
but not everyone has
what it takes to win…
339
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,213
Da Throne.
340
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:51,885
Friends, foes and neithers,
the semifinals are here!
341
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:55,014
Tonight, one contestant
will be sent packing.
342
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,224
So, I hope they brought
their good Louis.
343
00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:00,060
Who will it be?
344
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:04,398
So, how exactly is Zari throwing
her hat in the ring in this circus
345
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,775
supposed to put
the kibosh on an alien invasion?
346
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,029
Uh… We're kind of
a Swiss Army knife operation.
347
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,405
Every Legend has a utility.
348
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,158
So, when you've got
an influencer from the future,
349
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,117
you go with that.
350
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,661
And you hope that being
triple threat is still a thing.
351
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,330
Looks like you know
how to handle your team.
352
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,249
-Hmm.
-Except Rory.
353
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,460
Yeah, well, he's a special case.
354
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,921
Yeah. Back home, dealt with guys
like him all the time.
355
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:31,175
You give 'em an inch, they'll take
your truck and your virginity.
356
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:37,347
Next up, we've got the twins
who've made K-pop twice as hot,
357
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:43,520
versus this round's wild card,
and the king's ex, Zari Tarazi.
358
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,981
It's sure to be spicy!
359
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,566
[crowd cheering and applauding]
360
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,193
Bonjour!
361
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,154
♪ Euros, dollars, pounds, yen ♪
362
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,156
♪ Everywhere I go balling ♪
363
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:58,118
♪ Paparazzi all on me
Shopping spree in Italy ♪
364
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:02,206
♪ Red carpet, world premiere
So glamorous, they love to stare ♪
365
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:07,336
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchanté
Stunting in my Cartier ♪
366
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,841
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchanté ♪
367
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,094
♪ Beat face flawless ♪
368
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:22,142
♪ Cash flow like the River Nile ♪
369
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,896
♪ Queen, queen, queen, queen, queen ♪
370
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,858
♪ Cover story every magazine ♪
371
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,320
♪ Queen, queen, queen ♪
372
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:39,618
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchanté
Stunting in my Cartier ♪
373
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,915
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchanté ♪
374
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,252
Bonsoir!
375
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,255
[crowd cheering]
376
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,139
That gave me drama!
That gave me life!
377
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,891
Now let's get into the results.
378
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:11,900
Yes!
379
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:20,450
The Dragon Girl took
to the skies and into the finals!
380
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,704
Guess we know
who's the baddest of the bunch.
381
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,708
That's a hell of a way
to save the world.
382
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,714
[growls]
383
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,064
[rustling]
384
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,609
[woman] Hold.
385
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,783
[woman groans]
386
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,953
[all scream]
387
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,667
[retching]
388
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,346
Ava?
389
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,906
[belches]
390
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,663
It's all right, Sara,
you can come out now.
391
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,333
Sorry, things got
a little out of hand.
392
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,712
You know how it is when you
haven't had bone marrow in a while.
393
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,005
Right?
394
00:20:58,757 --> 00:20:59,967
Sara?
395
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,724
Director Sharpe?
396
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,894
[breathes heavily]
397
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,021
A planet full of Ava clones?
398
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:15,899
No!
399
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:20,279
Why did you taste so good?
400
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,534
Z, you were ratings gold,
401
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,287
but those votes
were a little too close for comfort.
402
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,289
[sighs] It's no big deal.
403
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,000
My next performance just
needs to be bigger and splashier.
404
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,753
You know, those on-air interviews
can really sway an audience.
405
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:40,132
And Da Throne viewers are suckers
for a good love story.
406
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,258
Oh, my God.
407
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,346
-He'll need a new look.
-[gasps]
408
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:50,100
[chuckles] Yeah, no. Thanks, love.
I only have the one.
409
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,394
It'll take a little time
and a lot of cooperation,
410
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,520
but I can work with this.
411
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:56,064
Your sex appeal
is totally going to waste.
412
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,651
And we have to do something
about that hair. Girl, it's a mess.
413
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,778
You're not touching my hair.
I'm not being funny.
414
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,780
This is my favorite jacket.
Don't take that.
415
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,032
[chuckles]
416
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,533
[cell phone ringing]
417
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,954
-[man] You cannot come back here.
-[speaking Farsi]
418
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:12,789
Mâmân?
419
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:17,002
[sighs] I saw you on TV.
420
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:21,214
And I thought surely
my daughter would tell me
421
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,800
if she was competing
on my favorite show.
422
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,178
It was sort of a last-minute thing.
423
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,972
And you're dating a street magician?
424
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:32,017
First a DJ, now a conman?
425
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:36,521
Zari, just because you're old
doesn't mean you have to settle.
426
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,066
Okay, not every woman wants
to have their first kid at 20.
427
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,526
[in Farsi]
428
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,665
[in English] I love you, too.
429
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,505
Do you really care
about that magic man?
430
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:07,177
I will try my best to support you,
no matter what.
431
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:11,556
No, um…
432
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,517
it won't last.
433
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,018
John is just a fling.
434
00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:17,938
[chuckles] Thank goodness.
435
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:21,191
But, Zari darling, you look tired.
436
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,235
You need a little more makeup.
437
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,364
Where is he?
We have to start rolling.
438
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:28,865
[Constantine exhales heavily]
439
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:33,411
Oh, Nate and Behrad
know what a girl wants. You look hot.
440
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,123
Yeah, I look like that tosser,
Criss Angel.
441
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,875
Remember, stick to the talking
points pre-approved by Les-Lay.
442
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,502
Chin up. Smile. Easy-peasy.
443
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:43,964
[Les-Lay] In three, two, one.
444
00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:47,843
Tonight we're getting all the tea
in our exclusive interview
445
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,512
with the Dragon Girl, Zari Tarazi.
446
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:53,682
And she's joined
by her mysterious new beau,
447
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,309
London street magician Johnny C.
448
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,229
Zari girl, you shocked the world
449
00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:01,606
when you entered Da Throne
as a wild card
450
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,276
after a prolonged absence
from the public eye.
451
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:08,238
The Z-Nation is dying to know,
where have you been?
452
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,825
Honestly, focusing on self-care.
453
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,911
I've been traveling the world
with close friends,
454
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,539
visiting historical sites to die for.
455
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,749
It's all been super low-key.
456
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,710
Johnny, is that where
you enter the picture?
457
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,753
[clears throat] Yeah, yeah.
458
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,005
I suppose so, mate, yeah.
459
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:28,383
Oh, my gosh.
Our meet-cute was so romantic.
460
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:31,761
I was at a snowga retreat
on a historically preserved glacier.
461
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:36,641
And there he was, showing off
with his perfect scorpion pose.
462
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,144
[chuckles]
We fell for each other instantly.
463
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,563
Yeah, that's a very poetic way
of putting it.
464
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,940
Oh, my God, he's so modest.
465
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:48,153
John doesn't like to brag, but he's
actually [whispers] minor royalty.
466
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,573
Well, now you know I got to ask,
467
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,659
will there be wedding bells
in the Dragon Girl's future?
468
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,204
I mean, Princess Tarazi
469
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,414
does have quite the ring to it,
right?
470
00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:01,333
-It sounds magical.
-[crowd cheering]
471
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,794
Yeah, you want to see some magic?
472
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,214
Watch me disappear.
473
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:09,633
[crowd gasping]
474
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,427
Um…
475
00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:14,179
You know,
we had a really long flight.
476
00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:16,139
He's probably just jet-lagged.
477
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,558
[nervous chuckle]
478
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,018
[all murmuring]
479
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:23,313
-Damn it, John.
-That was harsh.
480
00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:26,524
What the hell was that?
481
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,276
I could ask you the same thing.
482
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,527
What are you talking about?
483
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,738
You just embarrassed me
in front of the entire world.
484
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:35,367
Oh, that's all you care about, isn't it?
Trending on bloody Chit-Chat.
485
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:36,284
Cat-Chat.
486
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,995
Admit it. Come on, you're using
this mission to get back on top.
487
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,039
I can save my home and my business.
488
00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:43,208
Let's not pretend
we all haven't been caught up
489
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:44,918
in your personal drama before.
490
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:47,295
Oh, yeah, I'm a bastard,
but at least I admit it.
491
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,673
You'd rather be fake for the cameras.
492
00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,132
-This isn't real.
-Oh, yeah?
493
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,509
Remember?
494
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:55,136
We are not together.
Just the way we both like it.
495
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,555
It is really difficult
to keep straight what's real,
496
00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,891
but try this one on for size,
all right? I am done.
497
00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,730
[S'more Money] Trouble in paradise?
498
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,652
I got just the thing
to dry those tears.
499
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,696
An empowerment anthem.
500
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:14,698
Something for all the ladies
out there.
501
00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:17,492
Because after all,
you wouldn't want the Z-Nation
502
00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:19,077
thinking some amateur magician
503
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,329
clipped the Dragon Girl's wings now,
would you?
504
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,832
[sighs]
505
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,752
[Sara breathing heavily]
506
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:32,716
[groans]
507
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:34,467
Ava, wait.
508
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:36,720
Slow down.
509
00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:49,607
Where are we, babe?
510
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,446
[door opens]
511
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,289
After you.
512
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,209
[both grunting]
513
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,340
-You think I don't know my own Ava?
-[chokes]
514
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:31,024
Gentle beings, we are joined
by Lord Knoxacrillion.
515
00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:32,525
If this interview goes anything
516
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,986
like the last one,
you can expect some bombshells.
517
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,489
[Lord Knoxacrillion] I detect
no explosives in the vicinity.
518
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,617
[laughs] That dry wit.
519
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,578
That's what Da Throne fans
are loving about you.
520
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,164
But here's the million-dollar question.
521
00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:48,583
Where on Earth did you come from?
522
00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:52,003
I am not from Earth.
I am from the planet Arkana.
523
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:52,921
[host] Oh, really?
524
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:54,714
What do you think of your competition,
525
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,716
the Dragon Girl, Zari Tarazi?
526
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,634
That's an alien.
527
00:27:57,717 --> 00:28:00,887
Unless she's spouting real fire,
she does not stand a chance.
528
00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:02,472
Feisty.
529
00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:04,724
So, what made you enter Da Throne?
530
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:05,975
Why haven't we caught him?
531
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,102
We did.
532
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,354
It's complicated.
533
00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:12,774
I was ambushed by a gangster
feared all over the galaxy.
534
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,652
You would say she has a face
with chicken wings on it.
535
00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:16,820
Her name was Kayla.
536
00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:18,530
-Gideon.
-[Gideon] Yes, Mr. Rory.
537
00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:19,489
Uncloak.
538
00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:23,785
Initiate Matador's Last Strike.
539
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:25,703
What the hell are you doing, Rory?
540
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:28,206
Last of the OG's picked up
on a few secret commands.
541
00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:29,707
You can't just fire on Hollywood.
542
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,419
-Watch me.
-[Gideon] Activating weapons systems.
543
00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:33,795
[beeping]
544
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,298
[Lord Knoxacrillion] Foolish humans.
545
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:39,342
You think that is a threat?
546
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:40,969
[Gideon] Shall I fire?
547
00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:41,886
-Yes.
-No!
548
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,555
Die, you alien scum.
549
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,764
[clicking]
550
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,641
Incoming!
551
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:54,274
[Gideon] I am detecting alien battleships
entering the Earth's atmosphere.
552
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:55,483
[alarm blaring]
553
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,153
[Lord Knoxacrillion] Fire on me
and your ship will be destroyed.
554
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:01,239
Try another trick
and the invasion will begin.
555
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:03,908
[alarm continues blaring]
556
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:05,869
Rory, what the hell did you do?
557
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,372
Uh… The Earth was screwed anyway.
558
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,883
Mick, we need to talk, okay?
559
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,843
[gun powering up]
560
00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:23,678
You're gonna shoot me?
561
00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:26,014
What the hell is wrong with you?
562
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,852
If you were kidnapped by aliens,
Sara would have found you by now.
563
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:32,979
[scoffs] You know what, you're right.
564
00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:34,981
I wish I was the one taken,
but I wasn't.
565
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:39,277
And I am sick of your bad attitude
and your drinking
566
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,987
and your lack of personal hygiene,
okay?
567
00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:42,238
What would Lita say?
568
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,032
She's at college.
569
00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:46,159
-That's great.
-No, it's not.
570
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,786
She never returns my calls.
571
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,537
When she does,
she's always whispering
572
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,623
or she's at some party and there are…
573
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,918
[sighs] boys in the background.
574
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,420
Mick, just because Lita's busy,
575
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,172
it doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
576
00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:00,840
It just means she doesn't need you.
577
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,050
But I need you.
578
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,468
Sara's missing.
579
00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:04,969
It isn't just hard for you.
580
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,223
So get yourself together, okay?
581
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,141
Or get the hell off my ship.
582
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:14,521
[exhales deeply]
583
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,775
Hello, my old friend.
584
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:22,821
-Oh, bollocks!
-[laughs]
585
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,864
I'm sorry, did I scare you?
586
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:28,117
Oh, my God. You're smoking?
587
00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:31,496
Yeah, yeah, don't tell me in 2045
it's illegal.
588
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:32,914
Yes, but it's perfect.
589
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:36,376
It totally plays up the whole
bad boy image you've got going on.
590
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,545
Cat-Chat went crazy
when you dissed Z.
591
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,089
Hang on a minute.
You're telling me that you're pleased
592
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,757
that I walked out on that interview?
593
00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:45,927
Oh… There's no story
unless Zari's unhappy.
594
00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:48,513
Why was S'more Money
so good for her brand?
595
00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:51,599
He cheated on her with her assistant
and leaked the photos.
596
00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:52,809
You're her assistant.
597
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,143
Yeah.
598
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:56,563
Get ready to light up.
599
00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:57,981
Ooh.
600
00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,441
Can you say something to make Zari cry?
601
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,819
She's usually so guarded.
602
00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:05,280
You know what? I quit.
603
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:09,158
[S'more Money] Thanks for coming, Lord K.
604
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,828
Now, what's your song for the finals?
605
00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:13,913
[Lord Knoxacrillion]
I will wail, as in battle.
606
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:16,916
Mm. Not really sure that's gonna work.
607
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,626
Again. But listen.
608
00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:20,879
I got this banger
I've been working on.
609
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:24,757
It's sort of like
a female empowerment anthem.
610
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:28,386
On my planet, we do not follow
a binary gender construct.
611
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:31,055
We all carry and bear children.
612
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,558
Perfect.
613
00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:37,562
[chuckles] Perfect.
Then you can use the song.
614
00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:38,730
Wha-bam!
615
00:31:40,106 --> 00:31:44,319
I am synthesizing 500,000
of Earth supreme vocalists.
616
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,571
I will be king.
617
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,880
[S'more Money] Whoa!
Hey, this is my dressing room.
618
00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:04,797
Come on now, hey.
619
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,883
What are you up to, you sneaky git?
620
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:08,551
I don't got to tell you nothing!
621
00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:09,886
You talk or I'll rip
622
00:32:09,969 --> 00:32:12,931
that stupid donut off your head
and feed you your tender bits.
623
00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:15,558
Okay, okay, okay. Chill, chill.
624
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,602
I gave Knox and Zari the same song.
625
00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:19,437
He's up first. No way she can win.
626
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,939
I cannot wait to punch you again.
627
00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,106
Me first, please.
628
00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:31,115
What? Can't the pacifist
blow off a little steam?
629
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:32,492
[blows]
630
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:34,911
I don't want him anywhere
near the competition.
631
00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:37,246
Give me a hand.
632
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:42,502
Our last two contestants are one
step closer to taking home the crown.
633
00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:45,630
First to our stage,
give a virtual hand
634
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:48,925
for the winner of the gold buzzer,
Lord Knoxacrillion!
635
00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:50,760
[cheering and applause]
636
00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,806
[woman] I love you, Lord Knox!
637
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:59,227
[man] So this is what it must
feel like to be a king.
638
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,478
I dig it.
639
00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:03,815
-[whispers] Zari, listen…
-[shushing] I'm watching.
640
00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:08,111
[cheers and applause]
641
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:09,237
[man] Uh, you may begin.
642
00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:15,535
♪ I love me, myself and I
So hard that I might ♪
643
00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:18,079
♪ Die ♪
644
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:25,586
That cheat. He's singing my song.
645
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:30,425
♪ Then I resurrect myself ♪
646
00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:36,014
♪ No need for a man's help ♪
647
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:41,769
♪ Strong, fierce and free ♪
648
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:47,025
♪ You'll never behead me ♪
649
00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:50,570
♪ 'Cause I am a dream ♪
650
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:53,865
♪ Your superstar queen ♪
651
00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:58,619
♪ Soaring through the air
The real Dragon Girl's here ♪
652
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:04,125
♪ I won't leave you
I won't deceive you ♪
653
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,961
♪ So bow down and beware ♪
654
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,380
♪ The real Dragon Girl's here ♪
655
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:15,762
♪ So bow down and beware
The real Dragon Girl's here ♪
656
00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:19,057
[crowd cheering]
657
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,268
[all chanting] Lord Knox! Lord Knox!
Lord Knox!
658
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,066
[chanting continues]
659
00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:31,027
That wasn't real music.
660
00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:32,862
Couldn't even connect to the lyrics.
661
00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:33,905
Doesn't mean anything.
662
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,907
It means everything, John.
663
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:37,909
It means we lost.
664
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:48,503
A finalist who sang
a gender-bending diss track?
665
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:52,799
That was everything,
and it's going to be a hard act
666
00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,467
for Zari to follow.
667
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:57,553
-[exhales]
-I've gotta know.
668
00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,639
Why would you tell your mother
this wouldn't last?
669
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,557
What?
670
00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:03,851
Is this really the time?
671
00:35:03,976 --> 00:35:05,478
Um… Yeah.
672
00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:10,066
Because, John, you and I
can't even take the first step.
673
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:13,152
And even if we did,
674
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:17,115
this thing we have is bound to end.
675
00:35:18,574 --> 00:35:19,659
It always does.
676
00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:22,787
[clicks tongue] That's my line.
677
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:25,832
I know that I don't deserve
to be happy,
678
00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:27,458
and I know we'll probably
muck this up.
679
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,961
But I'm willing to throw the dice.
I want this to be real.
680
00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,170
I do.
681
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:32,964
What do you say?
682
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,019
[microphone feedback]
683
00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:54,026
♪ You spurn my natural emotions ♪
684
00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:59,532
♪ You make me feel I'm dirt ♪
685
00:36:00,449 --> 00:36:02,034
♪ And I'm hurt ♪
686
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:09,458
♪ And if I start a commotion ♪
687
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,796
♪ I run the risk of losing you ♪
688
00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:17,049
♪ And that's worse ♪
689
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:25,099
♪ Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love ♪
690
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:29,103
♪ In love with someone
Ever fallen in love ♪
691
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,189
♪ In love with someone ♪
692
00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:34,692
♪ You shouldn't have fallen
In love with ♪
693
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:42,909
♪ I can't see much of a future ♪
694
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,996
♪ Unless we find out
What's to blame ♪
695
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:48,915
♪ What a shame ♪
696
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,378
[upbeat music playing]
697
00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:57,632
♪ And we won't be together much longer ♪
698
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:03,512
♪ Unless we realize that
We are the same ♪
699
00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:06,474
[all cheering]
700
00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:13,773
[both] ♪ Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love ♪
701
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:17,276
♪ In love with someone
Ever fallen in love ♪
702
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,903
♪ In love with someone ♪
703
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,697
♪ You shouldn't have fallen
In love with ♪
704
00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:24,200
♪ Ever fallen in love with someone ♪
705
00:37:24,283 --> 00:37:28,246
♪ You shouldn't have fallen
In love with ♪
706
00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:30,915
[cheering and applause]
707
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:49,058
[S'more Money] Imposter!
708
00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:50,768
[crowd gasping]
709
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,271
[Lord Knoxacrillion] What is this?
Another trick?
710
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:57,316
[Nate] The trick was, S'more Money
gave you a song he already gave Zari.
711
00:37:57,566 --> 00:37:59,068
Drama!
712
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:03,197
And still our virtual audience
is Cat-Chatting their votes.
713
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:05,658
[all cheering]
714
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:07,618
[S'more Money] Get out of my throne!
715
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,204
And the new winner is…
716
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:13,416
[suspenseful music playing]
717
00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:20,965
[crowd cheering]
718
00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,100
[exclaims]
719
00:38:34,061 --> 00:38:35,187
Whoo!
720
00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:43,487
Friends, foes and neithers,
you have spoken.
721
00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:48,034
Zari Tarazi is the new queen
of Da Throne.
722
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,120
[all cheering]
723
00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:03,174
[Lord Knoxacrillion]
I am your humble servant, Queen Z.
724
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:04,800
Okay.
725
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,057
[clinking]
726
00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:13,100
I never doubted you for an instant.
727
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:14,685
I sure as hell did.
728
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:18,647
Well, I couldn't have done it
without my team.
729
00:39:18,939 --> 00:39:20,608
My fashion guru, Behrad.
730
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:23,027
Nate on hair, and of course…
731
00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,156
my boyfriend.
732
00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:31,410
Now there's a word
to make lesser men wilt.
733
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,418
-Scared?
-Terrified.
734
00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:41,587
-Me, too.
-[chuckles]
735
00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:46,008
-[Nate] Mm, mm.
-[Behrad] Hmm?
736
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:12,868
-Come on.
-What is…
737
00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:15,329
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
738
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,123
-[Behrad] Put that thing away.
-Stop that.
739
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,669
Can't you see?
He's as small as a grasshopper.
740
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:23,587
And like one of your grasshoppers,
741
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,631
my kind is ancient.
742
00:40:25,714 --> 00:40:29,760
Technology and subterfuge
has been key to our survival, my…
743
00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:30,928
[screams]
744
00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:32,847
-Why?
-[Agent Sharpe] Rory!
745
00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:34,557
Listen.
746
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,060
I got to thinking.
Sara was smuggled on a ship,
747
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:40,020
we've been searching
for the wrong cargo.
748
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,605
We need to find the driver.
749
00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,400
The alien called her Kayla.
750
00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,361
-You drew that?
-I did.
751
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,448
Okay, so we're looking for, um,
an alien that looks like
752
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,366
she has chicken wings on her face?
753
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,036
Uh… Yes.
754
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:59,415
Anyway, we find Kayla,
we find Sara.
755
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,041
So what do you think, Cap?
756
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,587
Rory, I think that's…
757
00:41:06,338 --> 00:41:08,090
an excellent idea.
758
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:09,425
Oh.
759
00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:10,759
Good.
760
00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:13,471
[grunts]
761
00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:19,101
♪ Space girl melting away ♪
762
00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:23,481
♪ Space girl… ♪
763
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,774
[song playing indistinctly]
764
00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,280
You wouldn't be missing
765
00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:33,824
an Ava clone from your dinner party,
would you?
766
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:38,162
The infamous Sara Lance.
767
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:41,248
I've been waiting…
768
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,460
a long time for you.
769
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,635
[theme music playing]
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