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[hissing]

-Oy! Stop it!
-[man] We will rule!

But even I like the Blue Mush.

[sighs]

Bollocks.

[female automated voice]
The Fates are always watching.

The world is perfect.

[Atropos] What kept you, sister?

Oh, you know, running a TV empire is
not as easy as snipping threads, sister.

I was skeptical when you pitched
the idea of the Legends on TV,

but they've helped pacify the masses.

Well, should we get started then? We don't
want to keep our worshippers waiting.

[people chattering]

[sighs] Any luck finding the Loom?

Yeah, I think we found it, all right.

Yeah, well, our ride is
still very much MIA,

so don't destroy the Loom
until we find the ship.

She has a weird voice, right?

[Behrad coughs]

[Zari] You okay?

Acid reflux. Too much Green Mush.

Ava better find that ship,

because if we succeed, then we're gonna
have three very angry Fates on our hands.

-Hey.
-God!

-You're all from the TV, right?
-Yes.

Can we get your autographs?

That depends.
How attached are you to your clothes?

Oh, my Fates! It's the Legends!

Ah, Gary, Mona, you're okay.

It worked. You're out of the TV.

Okay, I've been dying to ask,
was I a Legend?

Or a lovable rogue,
or a Manic Pixie Dream Boy?

Time Dweeb! Where is the Waverider?

Is that like the U.S.S. Faterider
on Star Trip?

Yeah, sure. Have you seen it?

No, but I bet it's in the Forbidden Dump.

Well, that sounds ominous.

It's where we send
all the contraband items.

I know, because I work for
the Historical Sanitation Department.

Okay, great. So, how would we
infiltrate this Forbidden Dump?

-[all groaning]
-[objects clattering]

[grunts] The Waverider better be here.

If we stay, we'll raise suspicion.

Good luck, teammates.

[Nate] I don't get it.

Fuzzy dice, waffle maker, massage chairs.
This is all like the good stuff.

Yeah, if you make life bleak enough,
people become so focused on survival

they forget they can revolt.

Start clicking, Mickey.

[device clicking]

[theme music playing]

You're not allowed back here.

Yeah, for good reason. Now!

[all grunting and groaning]

Oh, nice one, love.

Hope they have benefits.

[Constantine] Here.

-What do you need me in there for?
-[exhales] You'll see.

All right. Keep your eyes out for any more
guards and let's get rid of these two.

Okay, take that one, I'll take this one.

-[giggles]
-[exhales]

[grunting] I hope I have benefits.

What is your request?

More Blue Mush, please.

We shall weave it into the fabric of time
this afternoon.

[chuckles] Thank you.

Thank you.

[Lachesis] Speak, child.

Can you put my shows back on TV?

They'll be back in a tick. The actors
just need a bit of rest, that's all.

Why? Are they tired from the crossover?

What is a crossover?

[sighs]

The Legends are here.

Clotho, I have let you play
your childish game long enough.

It is time to grow up and face the music.

The Legends are my friends.

Are they?

Time and again, they have sown chaos
into this world.

Oh, sometimes they screw things up
for the better.

I mean, think about it, Encores.

That wasn't their fault.
And they've been mopping that up all year.

That's true.
The Encores are not the Legends' fault.

They're yours.

Ambitious villains are
the product of the chaos you birthed.

Look at these people now.

Do you see a future Joseph Stalin
amongst these lambs?

Of the three of us, you always loved
these mortal creatures best.

What do you think they would want?

More choices or a lifetime of peace?

[sighs]

Peace.

Wise choice, sister.

[beeps]

[Constantine]
I really wish you could see this, love.

Well, I can feel it.

It's beautiful.

Now destroy it, once and for all.

All right. We found the Loom.
John's working on it as we speak.

I'm standing guard.
Any luck finding the ship?

Yeah, we still haven't found it.

Mick, how do you know
the batteries in that thing even work?

For all we know, the Waverider
could be anywhere in this mess.

[beeping]

-Shut the front door.
-[beeping]

-[Nate] No.
-[Agent Sharpe] Do you hear that?

[door hissing]

[thuds on ground]

-[thuds]
-Oh.

I helped you find the ship.
Now I'm gonna find my kid.

Okay, Mick will be fine on his own.

[Constantine] A spell to destroy something
as powerful as this,

it requires a considerable well of magic.

[Astra] Uh...

I played hooky at Hogwarts.

I learned magic the hard way,
John, in hell.

It's dangerous.

You're Natalie Logue's daughter,
aren't you?

Your mother,
she was a natural conduit for magic.

Her blood flows through your veins,
meaning that you're a conduit as well.

Close your eyes and go with me. All right?

Gideon, bring all systems online.

[Nate] G, you there?

[Zari] Guys, we have a problem.

[sighs] There is no Gideon.

-Which means no flying.
-Damn it, Fates. Well played.

What would it take
to get the ship off the ground manually?

I mean, we need a superconductor

to transfer a huge surge of energy
to the timecore.

We could look in the junkyard.

Or... Huh. I have an idea.

-[sighs]
-[machines starting up]

You sure this is gonna work?

Honestly, I'm 60-40.
But [whispers] I believe in you.

Sixty-forty? We haven't really caught up.
I don't know what you've been up to.

-You spent a year in a Totem. I mean--
-Guys, can we just focus?

-I don't wanna do this.
-I know.

Steel up, now.

[screaming]

[Sara] All's quiet on our end.
What do you guys see?

[sighs]

Sara, I've got eyes on Charlie Fate
and Hippie-Mom Fate.

No sign of Psycho Fate.

Found her.

You bear the scars from
our last encounter.

My scars only make me stronger.

[both grunting]

[chuckles]

I need you to connect to your mother.

Think back to the last time you saw her.
Feel your mother's power.

Let it flow through you.

[casting spell in Latin]

[in English] Oh, that's good.

Now harness your connection.

♪ Are you going to Scarborough Fair? ♪

♪ Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme ♪

♪ Remember me to one who lives there ♪

Mom.

[grunts]

[both grunting]

It's working. Natalie's helping us
drain its energy.

♪ For once she was a true love of mine ♪

I love you, Mommy.

[grunts]

My sweet girl, your mother is gone.

[both grunting]

[dramatic music playing]

No, no, no!

[straining]

Forget her, or you will never be
the powerful woman I know you can be.

-No! [gasping]
-Whoa.

[both grunting]

Your power comes from me.
I alone am its master.

My power comes from my team.
John, open the door.

Behrad, now!

[Atropos screams]

[Atropos grunts]

If my power comes from you,
then maybe I can do this.

[Sara strains]

[screaming]

[both gasp]

[screaming]

[Sara] Ava, where you at?

[Agent Sharpe] Pulling up now.

Oh, Clotho, what have you done?

[Sara] Go, go. Let's move.

[beeping rapidly]

-I don't think we can hold this altitude.
-[Sara] Jump the ship.

[Nate groans]

Do it.

[whirring stops]

[all screaming]

[all groaning]

Wait, when are we?

I don't know. It's hard to
see through all this trash.

[Nate] It's not trash. They're some of
history's most iconic mementos.

I don't care what it is.
All I care is that I can see this face.

Oh, I think my powers are gone.

Yeah, well, your powers
were bestowed by a God.

Once that God kicked the bucket,
then bye-bye powers.

Everything's back to normal?

Only one way to find out.

Gideon is down.
Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.

-All right.
-[Agent Sharpe] Sounds good.

-All right, let's go check it out.
-[Sara] All right.

Okay, this feels like an improvement.

All right, this says
we jumped a few months.

Okay.

Well, gives the world some time
to get back on track.

Hey, Fate, what's the best way
to work today?

[female automated voice]
The subway.

Hey, Fate. What should I have
for lunch today?

[female automated voice]
Two soups and a smoothie.

[man]
Hey, Fate, should I ask Renee to marry me?

[woman] Hey, Fate,
what do I buy my brother for his birthday?

Uh, what are the chances
that everyone's watches

got a weird update
over the last four months?

I'd say one in a monkey's ass, love.

[sighs] Great. So, not only do Charlie
and her sister have the Loom back,

but now it's wearable.

Don't let choices get
in the way of your destiny.

Trust in Fate.

With Fatewatch, your link to the Loom.

Always connected.

[Agent Sharpe]
I get the Fates rebuilt the Loom.

But how'd they put it in a watch?

[Constantine] Well, that's why

we're breaking into the bloody temple.
Get some answers.

-What the hell? It's a--
-History museum.

Can't be all that bad.

Well, certainly an improvement
on the Loom Temple.

"Welcome to The History Museum.

Here you will learn the truth
about free will and the atrocities

it has brought upon humankind."

Atrocities?

"Join us as we examine the tragedies
of choice and the horrors of our past,

that we shall, with benevolence
and Fate, never suffer again."

So they went from trashing history
to weaponizing it.

But why?

Well, if we want to know
what happened in the past,

we certainly came to the right place.

[sighs] All right. First up,
the Hall of Bad Ideas.

-[Agent Sharpe] Huh!
-[Nate] Ray has that suit.

-What the hell is a Shake Weight?
-You don't want to know, babe.

[Constantine] Cigarettes? Oh, come on.

Bloody cheek of them.

John, you died of lung cancer. Come on.
You know they're right.

Yeah.

[lights powering up]

Oh...

-Okay. What's "The Thong Song"?
-Seriously?

"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck.
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt."

♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪

Man, screw the Fates.
That is a spring break classic.

As a matter of fact, I'll play it for you.
I don't give a damn.

No, you won't. Come on, we have to go
to the Hall of Villains.

Later, Sisqó.

Okay. Other Z. I just rerouted
the nav system. Anything popping up yet?

No, nothing yet. Hey, try patching into
the secondary hard drive.

Maybe we can pull something up from the...

[echoing] backup...

-[explosion]
-[guns firing]

Zari, come on, run.

[gunshots]

[Zari] Behrad!

Hey, you okay?

I don't know...

[exhales] There were these guys,

A.R.G.U.S. agents.
They had guns. Huge guns.

I thought they were gonna shoot you.

[huffs]

I must have smoked something way off.

Oh, uh...

I thought you were Zari.

I... I am.

No, I mean, totally, I know. It's just...

-It's weird.
-Yeah. [sighs] I know. Tell me about it.

I'm hanging out with myself. A myself
that has the hots for John Constantine.

-[Behrad] You caught that, too?
-Yeah. [chuckles]

It wasn't something you smoked.
It happened.

You told me to run, and I did. You didn't.

And then I died.

Every day since then, everything I've done
has been to save you.

[lights powering up]

[lights powering up]

Whoa! This is like, really uncanny.

Wait a second. Are these villains ranked?

I don't know. Uh...
Who do you have over there?

Uh, I got Vlad the Impaler,
but he's number 14.

Hey, if he's number 14, who's number one?

[thuds on ground]

[Zari] Huh, hey, Mick. You're okay.

What did you expect?
[yelling] You left me, us behind!

Okay, calm down, please.

[exhales] We were waiting for four months.
What took you so long?

Yeah, that's a question
for the other Zari.

[Gary grunts]

Oh, book club lady.
What are you guys doing here?

Well, when you guys broke the Loom,
people panicked.

Suddenly, all these memories
came flooding back.

No one knew what was real.

[Lita] Or what to do.

They were so used to
the Fates telling them.

So, Gary and Mona found me and Dad,
and we went into hiding.

-Hiding? Why?
-Because we're Legends.

Yeah.

And if you were listening to
what the Fates had to say, we were...

[Sara] "God Killers"?

I've been called worse.

Is it weird that I'm offended
that we're only number two?

Well, then who's number one?

[powering up]

[Sara] Charlie.

[gasps]

No...

How did you...

You can't be here.
You have to leave right now.

What are you talking about, Charlie?

-It's over. You have to come with us.
-[watch beeps]

No, Fate says to stay. Fate says...

She's gonna kill you if she finds you.
You have to get out while you can.

Charlie, I'm sorry,
but you'll thank us later. John?

[casting spell in Latin]

[gasps]

[Sara] Charlie...

Hey, it's okay. You're home, Charlie.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, I have to go back.
She's gonna know.

Where's my watch? I need it.
That's how the Loom tells me what to do.

Why the hell do you listen
to that thing, Charlie?

Because I never should have destroyed
the Loom to begin with.

I mean, greed and war. Human suffering?

All those Encores we were up against,
that's all on me.

I'm the Loom breaker.

-I'm the creator of chaos.
-[Sara] Charlie.

That used to be a badge of honor for you.

-What happened?
-We left. That's what happened.

Charlie, you were left all alone.

It's no wonder
Lachesis got into your head.

Lachesis, she's my family.

And family sticks together.

Hey, we are your family,
and we're here now, all right?

Charlie, what happened?

Lachesis rebuilt the Loom.
She saved everyone.

She restored the peace.

[both sigh]

I replaced my own mother, John.

Summoning a ghost can be difficult,
even under the best of circumstances.

No, I mean in hell.

I was terrified, helpless.

Lachesis found me. She took me in.

But the price for her protection
was my humanity.

She trained me to let go of
anything that made me feel.

And so I had to forget the person
I had loved the most.

You were just a kid.
Trying to survive is all.

But I wanted to forget.

I saw what happened
to good people down there,

and I swore that would never be me.

Listen to me, all right?

You are still her daughter.

Whose? Natalie?

Or Lachesis?

Okay. I know you think free will
is a bad, scary thing.

So, we did a little dumpster diving
to give you some counterpoints.

Two words. The Beatles.

All right,
they taught an entire generation

that even during war and tragedy,

we can still make beauty.

Whilst also inspiring Charles Manson

to commit some
of the most brutal murders in history.

Also, they let Ringo sing a song
about an octopus.

-Damn it. Okay.
-[Sara] Okay.

Just get out of the way.

Mamma Mia 2, a celebration of free love,
reckless abandon and following your bliss.

Even if that bliss means creating
a two-hour ABBA-palooza

where Cher plays Meryl Streep's mom.

Weren't the Legends almost murdered
by Napoleon because of ABBA?

Two words. "Octopus's Garden."

Gary, no.

Would this have happened
in a world without free will?

Seriously, Charlie, look, I'm a clone,
for God's sake.

She's a clone.

You don't have to... Anyway, think about
all the people on this ship.

Think about how they came to be together.

Yeah, Nate's crazy conspiracy theory.
Mick's turn as a futuristic bounty hunter.

Zari and B's dystopian future.

-You in that disco outfit.
-[Agent Sharpe] Mm-hm.

Hey, come on, Charlie.
We were all in our own worlds,

but a twist in our stories
brought us together and made us a family.

But humanity,
they've made so many mistakes.

Sometimes a mistake is
really just destiny.

What, you learn that being a Paragon?

No, I learned that being a person.

So, what do you think? Can we track
the Loom signal with that thing?

Yeah, I just need an external computer,
something with GPS and Wi-Fi.

[clears throat]

-Well, that's perfect.
-Hey!

[gasps]

We all make sacrifices
for the greater good.

Oh, really? How much THC is running
through your system right now?

I'm self-medicating for my Loom anxiety.

You know, the brain processes
phone screens and drugs the same way.

Hm. Ha!

[Zari]
That's why they're both so addicting.

Oh...

[beeping]

All right, the Loom's signal's coming
from somewhere inside the building.

Okay.

Okay.

John, other me,
we're gonna have to go floor by floor.

[Constantine] Well, it's a dodgy spot
for the Loom of Fate.

[Zari] You know, I've hosted many
an exclusive party in a place like this.

-[Constantine] Oh...
-The antithetical keeps the riffraff out.

Hiding in plain sight. Bloody brilliant.

Also, you can do whatever you want
and no one needs to know.

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

Mm.

[Constantine moaning over radio]

Oh, God, this is weird. [clears throat]

All right. Uh, no windows, thick walls...

That's where I'd stash
my artisanal, world-altering apparatus.

[Zari over radio]
Guys, I think we found it.

-Oh...
-[sighs] I'm the worst.

Timing is impeccable.

Sara, we got to the Loom,
but there is no Loom.

-[Constantine] Blimey.
-Gideon.

[gasps] Gidget.

Currently running Fate protocol.
I cannot be interrupted.

She's controlling everyone with Gideon.

The watches, they're just running
a program telling everyone what to do.

Wait. So there is no Loom?
We actually destroyed it.

Yeah, all we have to do is
shut down the network.

What, and inspire panic
when Fate abandons everyone all at once?

You know, my sister was right
about you lot.

You shoot first and play doctor later.

It won't matter anyway. Lachesis will find
another way to keep her hooks in

because that is what she does best.

Okay, fine. So we just expose her
for what she really is. She's a fraud.

We take her down a notch, show everybody
that she can't control them anymore.

Yeah. Charlie, she's your sister. You're
the only person that can stand up to her.

I'm sorry.

I can't help you.

[female automated voice]
The museum is now open.

For centuries after
my sister broke the Loom of Fate,

the world was filled with pain.

[beeping]

[all booing]

[Lachesis] Horror.

[beeping]

[all booing]

Outrageous hubris and brutality.

[beeping]

Chaos.

But I could not let
people suffer any longer.

Alone, I rebuilt the Loom
and imprisoned my sister,

so that now and forever,
you may live in peace.

Here she is.

Loom breaker.

Creator of calamity.
Do you accept your fate?

No.

-[all gasping]
-What did you say?

I said no.

[all gasping]

Your story is a load of crap.

Astra.

-Where is Clotho?
-That was always the question, wasn't it?

Did you ever love me, or were you
just looking to replace your sister?

-You wanted a mother.
-I had a mother.

A woman who understood that
to love someone you have to set them free.

Shut your mouth, dear,
before you say something you regret.

[Astra] Make me.

Come on, all powerful Fate, smite me!
Strike me down!

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Why should these good people
listen to you?

-Because she's telling the truth.
-Oh, take forever.

[Agent Sharpe] How's it looking, Zaris?

I need to get into her mainframe to shut
her down. This might take a minute.

You tricked everyone into giving up their
freedom by making them afraid of the past.

That's rich, coming from some of history's
most notorious criminals and killers.

[beeping]

[all] Shame.

Shame.

All right. Yes, you're right.

We've made mistakes, but sometimes things
get messed up for the better.

Take Marie Antoinette, for instance.

Her indifference
caused a revolution in France.

It gave them democracy.

Look, if you listen to her,
your stories are over.

They're right. Don't listen to me.

Listen to the Loom.

[beeping]

[sighs] Come on, Zari.

Okay, I made it past the first firewall.

Wait, is that...

[power shutting down]

Very well. If it's chaos that you want,
chaos you shall have.

That's more like it.

[Lachesis casting spell in ancient Greek]

[growling faintly]

[intense dramatic music playing]

That's our move. They stole our move.

Enjoy your free will, Legends.

[people shouting]

[grunting]

[snickers]

[growls]

Stalin? Caligula? If they get out,
they'll destroy the city.

-Okay, you got any ideas, Cap?
-Uh, just a lot of bad ones.

Let's go save the world.

[powering up]

["Thong Song" playing]

♪ This thing right here ♪

♪ Is lettin' all the ladies know ♪

♪ What guys talk about ♪

♪ You know
The finer things in life ♪

♪ Check it out ♪

♪ Ooh, dat dress so scandalous ♪

♪ And ya know another couldn't handle it ♪

♪ See ya shakin' that thang
Like who's da ish ♪

♪ With a look in ya eye so devilish ♪

♪ Ya like to dance
At all the hip-hop spots ♪

♪ And ya cruise to the crews
Like connect da dots ♪

♪ Not just urban, she likes the pop
'Cause she was living la vida loca ♪

♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what ♪

♪ Baby, move your butt, butt, butt ♪

♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪

♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what ♪

♪ All night long
Let me see that thong ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ That thong th-thong thong thong ♪

You again?

I see your manners have not improved,
you smelly peasant!

Thief!

♪ That girl so scandalous ♪

♪ And I know another couldn't handle it ♪

♪ And she shakin' that thang
Like who's da ish ♪

-I liked you better when you were a coin.
-[grunting]

♪ Ya like to dance
At all the hip hop spots ♪

♪ And she cruise to the crews
Like connect da dots ♪

♪ Not just urban, she likes the pop ♪

[grunts] Ah, not again.

♪ She had dumps
Like a truck, truck, truck ♪

♪ Thighs like what, what, what ♪

♪ Baby move your butt, butt, butt ♪

[casting spell in Egyptian]

[groaning]

These props just won't stay dead.

♪ Let me see that thong ♪

Because they're not hell weapons.

♪ Baby, that thong th-thong thong... ♪

[music stops]

-Oh, thank God.
-Come on.

[all grunting]

[Lita] You gotta get over yourself.

So, 49% of life is crappy.
Fine, 51% isn't.

And that's the 2%
that's worth fighting for.

And how can you be so sure?

Because I am that 2%.

I'm the product of
complete and utter chaos.

My dad time-traveled
to his high school reunion,

and then slept with his ex
in a broom closet.

I don't think it gets
much more chaotic than that.

And then, he tried to erase you
from existence.

But out of all of that insanity,
I got a dad,

and I love him.

And life is messy,
but that's what makes it beautiful.

You want to go make a real mess?

[all grunting]

-We can't let them out.
-Can't keep them in.

Then why not destroy them?

Now grab a hell weapon, and let's drop
the curtain on these bloody Encores.

Hey, need a hand?

[man screaming]

Should have been here with you.

You're wild and unpredictable,
just how we like you.

Guess it's time for me to stand up
to my sister once and for all.

Well, then you're gonna need this.

[sighs]

Good luck, Captain.

[Lachesis] Gideon, reboot Fate protocol.

Gideon? Gideon?

[Charlie] It's over, Lachesis.

Our whole lives, you humiliated me.

You made me feel so small.

I tried to run away
and you hunted me down.

What do you want?

And all that time,

I thought that I needed your forgiveness.

But it turns out,
it's you who needs forgiveness.

I forgive you.

You who have left me with nothing.

I gave you back your power.

I gave you back your immortality.

When you destroyed our Loom,
we all lost that gift.

[yelling] I was a god!

Now, I'm...

I'm nothing.

You're not nothing. You're a human.

[Lachesis scoffs]

And that means
that you only have one life to live.

Now... don't go wasting that trying
to keep everything under your control.

[sighs]

All right, that should do 'er.

[Gideon saying "hello"
in different languages]

-What's she doing?
-[Gideon] English detected. Hello.

-What is your name, Captain?
-Captain? [softly] Oh, I like that.

Working on Gidi without me?

We tried comm-ing you this morning,
but you didn't answer.

Oh, uh... [clears throat]

Broken eye contact, flushed cheeks. Hm...

I mean, that's not fair.
I can't keep a secret from myself.

What are we keeping a secret?

Well, bro, when a man and a woman
love each other very much...

Are you talking about sex with Nate?
That's not a secret.

Now, you and John, that's a secret.

-Behrad?
-[chuckles] Behrad, nice.

[gasping]

Hey, what's... What's happening?

It's fine.

You're not fine. You're bleeding.

It's me.

By being here, I'm causing a temporal
disturbance, and it's killing you.

What does that mean?

It means there's two timelines fighting
for control of Behrad's life,

and in mine, you're dead.

I have to go back in the Totem.

-Uh-uh. No way.
-Behrad...

It's my turn to save you.

[Nate] Can I text you in a Totem?

No, there's no technology allowed,
not even a pager.

[crying] I'm gonna miss you so much.

Me too.

You know I have to do this, right?

Yeah.

I just wish...

I wish I was leaving you with...
[breathes deeply] something.

[clears throat]
You are, and you have. I mean...

I lost everything at Heyworld.

All of our memories.
But you brought those back to me.

And now I get to remember
the woman I love forever.

No regrets.

No regrets.

Hey.

-It's not fair. Only just got you back.
-Yeah.

There has to be something that we can do.

[Zari] You already did.

You found me and brought me home.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sniffles]

[Mick] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Wait, there are two of them?

Mick.

-[chuckles]
-So, uh, how are you gonna get back?

Totem Master, remember?

[beeping]

Bye, guys.

[wind howling]

-I need so many drinks.
-Yeah.

I know the perfect place.

We're The Smell.

Now, welcome to the best show
of your lives, ya wankers!

[audience cheering]

[rock music playing]

♪ Welcome to my cul-de-sac, friends ♪

♪ That's a street that ends in a circle ♪

♪ The thing about circles is
They never end ♪

♪ So our friendship will be universal ♪

♪ It's Mr. Parker's cul-de-sac... ♪

-Weren't they dead?
-I mean, who hasn't died?

Whoa!

-Hey. Finally some time travel.
-Mm-hm.

I can't believe Charlie is the lead singer
of The Smell, that's insane.

They're my favorite.

Them and The Runaways.
We can go see them next.

It's a school night.
How about the weekend?

Yeah.

Excuse me, boss.

So, what's next for you, love?

I guess I'll give life above ground
a fair shot.

Ah, New York? Paris? Tokyo?

I was thinking about this haunted house
out in the sticks.

[chuckles] Were you, now?

[Astra] I got my rent covered.

Ah...

Finally. All right, then. Cheers.

♪ So, what, you're looking for
A friend that's new? ♪

♪ I've always wanted a friend like you ♪

♪ Welcome to my cul-de-sac, friends ♪

♪ It's a street that goes on forever ♪

♪ A friendship is something without end ♪

♪ So let's run this thing together ♪

♪ Mr. Parker's cul-de-sac
Mr. Parker's cul-de-sac ♪

♪ Mr. Parker's cul-de-sac ♪

[all cheering and whooping]

[man] That's my girl!

[Agent Sharpe]
Guys, guys, guys, I could taste the moon.

And that's enough for the evening.

All right, all right.
We came, we partied, we conquered.

And now, it's time to go.
It's time to go home.

-[Agent Sharpe] Home!
-[all howling]

Actually, guys...

I think this is
the end of the line for me.

-[all gasp]
-Wait, what? For reals?

Yeah, it's time for me
to just stay put for once.

And set down some roots.

All right. Well...

if you ever need anything, and I mean
anything, you know where to find us.

Thanks, Captain.

Once a Legend...

Always a Legend.

Thank you.

Well, come on, all of you.

-[Nate grunting]
-Get in here.

I love you.

I'm really gonna miss you guys.

-[Sara] Miss you.
-All right, go on. Get out there.

-Go and enjoy your vacations.
-[Behrad whooping]

You've earned it.

-[Nate] Vacation!
-[Agent Sharpe] Vacation!

-Vacation!
-[whirring noises]

I think I'm gonna text Dion,
or is that too desperado...

This is why I don't have a phone.

[dramatic music playing]

[theme music playing]