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-[buzzer]
-[Mona] Dang it.

-[buzzer]
-[Mona] Dang it!

[dings]

Man, some days, rewriting history

to eradicate any notion of rebellion
and free will is hard.

[sighs] Yeah.

You ever wondered
if what we're doing is, like, wrong?

How could it be wrong?

The Fates give everyone food, shelter,
and television.

You don't want a world that looks like
these history books, do you?

Right. Right. The Fates be praised.

Just doesn't feel quite right.

[chiming]

Geoffrey Burch.

I am Atropos, the Thread Cutter.

Oh, Atropos is calling you.

Uh-huh. Great.

Your time has come to an end.

Your thread is hereby cut.

It is fated.

Oh, I see. Well...

-Fates be praised.
-[snaps]

-Sorry, Geoffrey.
-[bell ringing]

[woman on PA] The work period has ended.

Return to your domiciles
for mandatory recreational period.

The Fates are always watching.

Relinquish free will.

The world is perfect.

[Gary] The world is wrong!

Can't you people see?
None of this is how it should be!

[Mona] He's gonna get his dang thread cut.

Do I know you?
You look familiar. Do you recognize me?

My name is Gary,
but most people call me "Crazy Guy."

-Stay away from me, you weirdo.
-Yeah, they call me that, too!

The world is wrong!

This is your new home, little guy.

Another night, another bowl of mush.

Let's see what's streaming on Fate Plus.

[jingle plays]

-I'm back!
-[audience laughs]

Hey, Behrad. Did you remember
the grey mush like I asked?

I got the green mush, the purple mush,
the sticky mush, the slimy mush...

and I forgot the grey mush.

You forgot the grey mush?

I forgot the grey mush.

[audience laughs]

[laughs]

Oh, Behrad, you're so dumb! [laughs]

♪ They're the ultimate buds ♪

♪ And they're fated to have some fun ♪

Momma needs her Ultimate Buds. [chuckles]

[hard rock jingle plays]

The oven's taking forever to preheat
and the mush is still cold.

My boss is gonna be here in 30 minutes.

-[knocking on door]
-[gasps]

Or maybe she'll be early.

-Nate!
-Nate.

[in British accent]
I don't know this Nate you speak off.

Me name is Robin of Loxley
of Starling City.

-Why?
-[audience laughs]

[in normal accent] I got an audition
to play Robin Hood in Arrow,

a show about a vigilante.

Mmm. Sounds dumb.

If it was dumb,
why would I stop crime with this?

[Behrad gasps]

The grey mush!

I guess I got the grey mush.

[gasps and laughs]

At least the family heirloom
didn't get dirty.

I should go clean off.

No, no, no, no,
don't leave me here with...

-[door closes]
-[sighs] Nate.

Are you still upset about the time
we almost kissed?

-I'm sorry.
-[exhales]

-I'm sorry I missed the kiss.
-[audience laughing]

No, I'm mad because you ruined the place,

and my boss is going to be here
any minute.

[totem ringing]

[Nate] What's that thing doing?

Oh...

I don't know. It's never done that before.

I say don't touch it.

Right. But on the other hand...

why not?

[exclaims in pain]

[Zari gasps]

This show's off the rails.
There's no ghost in Ultimate Buds.

Nate?

Zari?

But how? You found me.

-Oh, God.
-Oh...

-[Zari sighs]
-Oh...

[audience] Aw!

What was that?

-[audience laughing]
-What?

Nate?

Yeah. Nate Heywood.

Actor and your neighbor.

-[audience laughing]
-Do you remember... us?

I mean,
I always wanted there to be an... "us."

Could I be more of a kiss misser?

[audience laughing]

Wow.

Lot going on here.

[sighs] Right, need to take
these off immediately.

Right, I knew the timeline
would be different,

and you might not remember me...

but this is just bizarre.

Right, where is the Waverider?

Where's Sara and Mick and John
and the others?

Ava Sharpe? Mona Wu?

Did they just say "Mona Wu?"

Sure. Sure. All good questions. Great.

Hey, Behrad,
your sister might've hit her head again!

[audience laughing]

Behrad?

Is that really you?

I thought I'd never see you again.

Did you eat an entire Behrad brownie?

-What?
-[knocking on door]

Your boss! Why don't you just stay
in this closet for a sec,

while we entertain your boss?

And your liver processes the brownie.

Welcome. I am Behrad, Zari's brother.

-You must be the hot boss.
-[audience laughing]

My, what a charming brother
the Fates have granted Zari.

-Where is she?
-Not in the closet, that's for sure.

[audience laughing]

[whooshing]

Okay. Boss coming over for dinner?

Think I know what's going on here.

-We're stuck in a TV sitcom.
-[audience laughing]

Zari, do you have amnesia again?

[audience laughs]

You guys don't hear that. The laughing?

[snaps fingers and whispers]
She's hearing voices.

Sis, what do you think is happening?

[sighs] I think you guys fought the Fates.

[all] Fates be praised.

And you lost.

And for some reason,
you've been loomed... here.

What's behind this door?

[Nate] Huh, I don't know.
We never opened it.

-Never even occurred to us.
-Mm-mmm.

Well, we're about to find out.

[Zari] Huh.

[static noise]

Has that been here the whole time?

Coming, dummies?

-Buds stick together.
-Like glue.

Where are we?

[man] Ah...

We've been expecting you.

Welcome to Highcastle Abbey.

Lady Zari and Lord Behrad, the second
footman will see to your carriage.

[softly] What happened
to the first footman?

[Behrad snickers]

I've taken the liberty of ordering you

some Persian treats
to make you feel at home.

Shall I ask the kitchen to prepare a tea?

Uh, sure.

Unbelievable.

John Constantine,
self-proclaimed nasty piece of work...

is a butler.

Please tell me you guys recognize him.

-No. No.
-Sorry, sis.

-You think this is another TV show?
-[Nate] Right.

We were from a hilarious
yet heartfelt sitcom,

but now, we're stuck on
some stuffy BBC period piece.

[Zari sighs]

With no obvious way to escape.

Well, it seems like the TV show
is adapting to our presence.

So, I think we just have to play along
until I can get John to snap out of it.

Okay, it looks like
we're some kind of aristocrats.

Nice.

Hmm, that must make you our servant.

[laughs]

[clears throat]

[sighs] Wouldn't you prefer wearing
something a tad more cheerful, dearest?

I would, if the prospect of your
matchmaking was worthy of cheer.

[Natalie] Lord Behrad is your father's
closest male heir.

A marriage to him keeps Highcastle Abbey
in our family.

Well... how is he, Mr. Constantine?

Lord Behrad is, as advertised,
a foreigner.

Oh, not you, too.

[Constantine] Hmm.

Lord and Lady Tarazi, may I present

Lady Natalie and her daughter, Lady Astra.

I do beg your pardon, Lord Tarazi,

but is it customary where you come from
for the valet to sit?

[snaps fingers]

Oh... [clears throat]

[in British accent]
Oi! A thousand apologies... bro.

Mr. Constantine, why don't you show
the Tarazis' valet to the servant's hall?

Happily, my lady.

[Natalie sighs] Please have a seat.
You must be exhausted from your travels.

I'm so glad we could find the time
to get to know one another.

[clears throat] Yes.

Before we marry

-and you inherit our family's estate.
-[Natalie sighs]

[Behrad exclaims]

I'm sorry, did you say "marry?"

I have to go to the bathroom.

To the lavatory.

[whispers] Don't leave me.

[chuckles nervously]

Do you enjoy hunting, Lord Behrad?

Oh. I like to play among the animals,
not slaughter them.

Well... that is an unconventional opinion.

In this household,
servants should be seen and not heard

in the company of their superiors.

Which means we should all be silent
around you.

Is that right, Mr. Constantine?

Mrs. Hutchins, trying to hold your tongue
would be as easy

as swimming through custard
in Wellington boots.

Oh, there you are, John.

I do beg your pardon, Lady Zari,
but this is most irregular.

[Zari] Right, I need to talk to you.

Alone.

[in normal accent] Oh.
They got the blue mush. Fancy kind.

[Zari] Yum.

[Constantine clears throat]

-How may I assist you, my lady?
-All right, listen to me.

You are not some buttoned-up butler.

You are a cynical, chain-smoking,
master of the occult.

You have an apprentice named Gary,
and you are capable of great--

[chanting]

Magic.

Did she just say "Gary," now?

Maybe that crazy guy
isn't so crazy after all.

Can I confide in you, Lord Behrad?

Confide away.

Sometimes, I wish I'd been born a man.

At least then,
I'd have a chance at adventure.

Your parents can't hold you here.
You're a diva.

What is a diva?

A diva is a female version of a hustler.

[sighs] Okay, let me get this straight.

You don't remember me or the Legends,
but you can still cast spells?

It's my great shame,
I am at war with myself.

Part of me is...

seduced by dark magic.

That's the real you.

Are you going to inform Lady Natalie?

Yeah, maybe we should.

Please, don't. I beg you.
You see, I'd be sacked.

You know what?

If you cast one of your spells
and help us escape this world,

we will keep quiet.

Maybe.

We will.

Gary, I think people are trapped
on the TV, and they know us.

-You sound crazy.
-You were onto something.

The world's all wrong
and the cracks are starting to show.

Just watch.

In order for this spell to work properly,

I must first know where it is
that you intend to go.

Can you send us to someone?

We need to find our captain.

What is your captain's name?

Sara. Captain Sara Lance.

The Jack of Wands.

Daring exploits and dangerous challenges
lay ahead.

-Great.
-[Constantine] I do hope this works.

I shall be glad to be rid of you.

Actually, John,
we really need you to come with us.

Amusing joke, my lady,
but I will never desert my post.

Well, I tried to stop her.

Mr. Constantine,
I have made the most wonderful decision.

I'm moving to London.

London? What about Highcastle?

And your mother?

I am a diva.

My bad.

Everyone who wants to leave, link up.

Where are we going?

Lady Astra, I beg you, please step away.

To live a life that I love, I must know
the world outside these walls.

Lady Astra, I must insist.

Where did they go?

Did she say "Captain Lance"?

From Star Trip?

We have to get into Clotho Productions
and find out what's going on.

Officer Maala, report.

It's a Gromulan Warship, Captains.

[Agent Sharpe] Hail them, Officer Maala.

Or wouldn't it be more logical

to attack the warship
before it attacks us?

By that logic, we would attack
every ship we encountered.

Is there something wrong with that?

Fine, Officer Maala.

-Hail the Gromulans.
-[Officer Maala] Yes, Captain.

[speaking alien language]

[continues speaking alien language]

Can we kill them, now?

[Agent Sharpe] Hmm.

[Sara] Space: the fatal frontier.

These are the adventures
of the USS Faterider.

[Agent Sharpe] Its mission,

to seek out rebellious lifeforms
and disobedient civilizations.

And blow them up with lasers.

Captains, we've caught the Gromulans
with their pants down.

Charge the cannons. Let's give them hell.

Engage the translator, Officer Maala.

I would like to talk to them.

Two captains is an exciting power dynamic.

Charging cannons
and engaging the translator.

[in English] Okay, sorry,
do you guys not understand me?

We understand you.

We come in peace.

Yeah, now, prepare to die.

[Zari] Wait, hold on, don't shoot. Listen.

None of this is real,
this is a fake reality.

[Nate]
Yeah, it's true, we're all on television.

Watch, I can press this
plasma cannon button,

and nothing's gonna happen.

No, no, no, Nate. No.

On the other hand, why not?

No!

[alarm wailing]

[Zari] Oh, God.

Who knew?

That was bad.

Can't even look.

I mean, it's an absolutely
remarkable vessel really, isn't it?

[screaming] Officer Maala!

The crew has perished.

[screaming] No!

There's no need to vocalize
at that decibel. They're androids.

[groans in robotic voice]

Oh, right.

This battle isn't over yet.

Whoo-hoo! Crazy episode.

[Gary clears throat]

[Gary] Excuse me, my good sir.

My colleague and I are here to refill
your mush vending machines.

I don't have you on my list.

Lalo, is it?

You don't want to be known as the guy
who lets the building run out of mush.

Do ya?

All right, go in.

Fire laser blasters.

Permanently disabled.

-Photon torpedoes!
-Destroyed.

Hey, ladies, permission to rescue you?

We can just beam you right over here.

Smells like a Gromulan trap.

[sighs] Okay, you're losing oxygen.
We're going to rescue you.

We're taking over this ship.

Sure, that works.
We're your crew, anyways.

I know it's complicated,

but we're actually
from an alternate timeline

where you're our captains.

You are our crew.

May I interest you
in some rare Gromulan tea?

Oh, it is grand to see lady adventurers
in pantaloons!

What kind of Gromulans are you?

[both] Ultimate Buds.

All right,
I know it's hard to believe, but--

No. It makes perfect sense.

[Agent Sharpe] We encounter
this sort of thing all the time.

You're probably our crew
from an alternate timeline

and you've been trapped in some sort of...

Judging by your mannerisms,

late and early 20th century
prison dimension,

which calls the question

if we ourselves are existing
in a prison dimension.

It's perfectly logical.

Ava, I love you.

Whoa!

Clotho's control room.

Look, that contraption's spitting out
a script for Star Trip.

It looks like it's being
generated automatically

by some sort of script-writing algorithm.

What are these?

[Mona] Those are life threads, Gary.

Someone really is trapped in these shows.

Oh, my Fates.

What is it?

Ultimate Buds swag.

We need to figure out our next move.

What we need is to get out of this TV...

Prison dimension.

We've been investigating
an odd radio wave transmission,

coming from the planet Kul-de-sax.

[song plays on speakers]
♪ Welcome to my cul-de-sac, friend ♪

♪ That's a street that ends in a circle ♪

Is that a song?

We don't know what to make of it.

This sector should be deserted.

Right. [sighs] I'm going to make contact.

With alien beings? Are you mad?

Absolutely do not make contact.

Even I think it's a bad idea.

Okay, okay, I won't.

-Mmm. On the other hand...
-Why not?

[device beeping]

[all screaming]

♪ Welcome to my cul-de-sac, friend ♪

♪ That's a street that ends in a circle ♪

Children,

I think the Fates have sent us
some visitors.

[whooshes]

Let's be good hosts.

I'll get the door.

Look who it is, everyone.
It's the community helpers.

We're on Mister Parker's Cul De Sac.

Sewer repair?

That's actually kind of badass.

Could there be such a profession
as a firewoman?

Gather around, friends.

It's story time.

Why don't you take a walk
around the block?

Actually, Officer Lance,

it is a cul-de-sac...

The logic of this world does not compute.
What exactly is the plan, Dr. Zari?

I have no idea.

We just can't keep hopping shows
ad infinitum now, can we?

We are on public access.
This is a career-killer.

Yeah, come on, sis. What gives?

Look, I don't know.

If you guys would just remember
who you really are,

you could help me figure this out, but...

None of you remember.

Remember what?

That you're the Legends.

What is a Legend?

What is a Legend?

You guys were heroes.

But it's not because you do magic
or because you have superpowers, it...

What makes you guys special,
what makes us special is that

we're just a bunch of...

misfits who are trying to
make a difference.

That is what we need right now.

She's talking about us.
We can be those misfits, Gary.

But how?

I've been sanitizing history for too long.
It's time to spread the truth.

The Legends remember who they truly are.

[Constantine] I wanna do right by Astra.

Make sure she was happy
growing up in a big house...

and I could keep an eye on her.

Your mom never gave up on you.

You can really bring her back?

I can fix everything.

[Atropos] You don't belong here.

[Agent Sharpe] As far as I'm concerned,

we are co-captains for life.

Always.

Sara!

[Nate] We changed history,
we changed everything.

Dude, you just came back to life.

[Zari] I know that I love you.

Find me.

[gasps]

[Agent Sharpe exhales]

I remember everything.

I remember the Legends,
I remember our time with Behrad.

I remember both Zaris.

It's nice to be remembered.

Behrad.

I...

I should be dead.

-In every timeline I shouldn't be alive.
-Yeah, but you're alive here. Okay, now.

Look... I... I actually think
I know what happened.

Look, I told Charlie to come up with a way
to outsmart her sisters.

Maybe hiding us on TV was that way.

Bloody Charlie! A butler!

I feel violated.

What the hell, John?

Did the Loom bring my mom back, or not?

I'm sorry, love, I don't know.

-[Zari] Hey.
-Hi.

You found me.

I'm never gonna lose you again.

We did it, Gary!

You idiots!

Great Clotho! Praise the Fates!

What have you done?

We restored their memories.

Please don't kill us.

You're gonna ruin everything.

If only we could explain--

[yells] Silence!

[typing]

I can't let the Legends escape.

Guys, love that you're back together.

And let's just say
that I'm processing what it means

that my best bro
is in love with my sister,

who lived my same experiences
in a different timeline.

But where's my Zari?

You took the words
right outta my mouth, mate.

[clears throat] Uh...

Well, I'm sort of possessing her body.
[clears throat]

I mean, I love both of you.

-It's just--
-[sighs] I get it.

-She belongs here.
-Yeah, but what happens to you?

[Mr. Parker] Did someone say "problem"?

It sounds like being stuck
in a TV universe,

and suddenly remembering two different
timelines is very confusing.

Maybe I can try to help.

I hate to question a living God,

but why are you doing this, Clotho?

Because the Legends don't realize that
there are consequences to disobedience.

"I know all about sad feelings."

I know all about sad feelings.

[jazzy piano music playing]

♪ Sad feelings
Bad feelings ♪

♪ Make you so mad
You wanna scream feelings ♪

♪ Everyone sometimes has those feelings ♪

♪ When you do, just sing this song ♪

Mr. Parker, I know
you're trying to help, but you just--

♪ Repress, repress ♪

♪ I'll go back and repress ♪

♪ It's better to bury my feelings ♪

♪ Than feel as awful as this ♪

Yeah, you're definitely not Mr. Parker.

-[snaps fingers]
-[chiming]

Where did you send them?

I just pulled the plug
on this crossover, silly.

You all have to go home now.

-[snaps fingers]
-[chiming]

♪ Sad feelings
Bad feelings ♪

♪ Make you so mad
You wanna scream feelings ♪

-[snaps fingers]
-[chiming]

♪ Everyone sometimes has those feelings ♪

♪ When you do, just sing this song ♪

♪ Ignore, ignore ♪

♪ Those pesky feelings are a chore ♪

♪ Obey the Fates
Eat your mush ♪

♪ And you'll be happy ♪

♪ Just like two ladybugs ♪

Not today, Satan!

-[grunting]
-[audience laughing]

[gasps]

I am so sorry.
I thought I was tackling Mr. Parker.

What kind of mush are we having tonight?

Um... The "you gotta go" kind, come on.

[audience laughing]

Yeah, how did we not hear that before?

After all that,
we're right back where we started.

Motherfater! I wanna see
the Buds break free!

[Constantine] Just try and make a move
on us, and I will burn you, you bastard.

John.

-We need to go back.
-Yeah, sure, love.

Why don't you really listen to her,

construction worker John?

[Astra] I wanna see my mother.

[Constantine] You think your mother
will suddenly have all of her memories?

What if Natalie is just a character
on a TV show, love?

I have to know for sure.

♪ Repress ♪

♪ Repress ♪

♪ I'll go back and repress ♪

♪ It's better
To bury my feelings ♪

♪ Than feel as awful as this ♪

[both] ♪ Ignore ♪

♪ Ignore ♪

♪ Those pesky feelings are a chore ♪

♪ Obey the Fates
Eat your mush ♪

♪ And you'll be happy
Just like two ladybugs ♪

[both sighing]

[Constantine] Uh, we're back.

[Astra] And it's Christmastime,
apparently.

[Constantine] Yep.

Oh, there you two are.

Mom.

[Natalie] Oh. My love.

What's all this?

Do you remember anything?
About your life before Highcastle Abbey?

I... [sighs]

London? Magic?

Dad?

What on Earth are you talking about?

Nevermind.

I love you, Mom.

Oh.

I love you too, you goose.

You come upstairs and change for dinner.

Astra, listen to me.

I know what you're gonna say.

She's not real.

We can stay.

What?

What are you playing at?

It's no trick, love.

Astra, look at me.

What have I got to show for myself?

Thirty-eight crap years of pain
and broken promises.

You wanna know what my original sin was?

It was you.

Astra,

I rail against the angels and the demons
for being arrogant bastards,

but I'm worse than the bloody lot of them.

And I thought that
I could use your innocent soul

as a bargaining chip to save your mother.

Bollocks.

If you're happy here,

then I will spend an eternity

as ruddy Mr. Constantine
trying to make it up

to you and Natalie.

Is John Constantine really capable
of such a selfless act?

[chuckles]

Would it be acceptable to dine
at half past 7:00, Lady Astra?

Mrs. Hutchins is running a trifle late.

Perfectly acceptable, Mr. Constantine.

That's one show back on track.
My algorithm should take care of the rest.

But I don't understand.

Why are real people trapped on TV?

[sighs]

The Legends, they're my friends.

And my sisters wanted them dead.

So... I made a deal.

Weave the Legends
into our streaming service,

where they help indoctrinate
the masses and...

they could live.

Huh.

I always thought of you
as the punk rock Fate.

-I didn't have a choice!
-[Mona] Nobody does here.

But that's how it starts,
and then you get used to it.

Obeying, I mean.

[inaudible]

Come on, we have to escape.

[Officer Maala]
What's our course, Captains?

Sara, wait. Let's think about this.

What's there to think about?
We have to get back to the real world.

I know, okay? Just...

In the real world, I saw you die.

Okay? And it...

It was awful.

[shakily] And I just keep playing it
over and over again in my head, okay?

So... Look, out there, we lost.

But in here, we always win, Sara.

Look... You're right.

Okay? And that's why Charlie did all this.

A crew that can't die,
us beating the bad guys every time,

it's what we asked for
back there in the pub.

But it doesn't exist.

[Agent Sharpe sniffles]

Ava, life is beautiful and terrible

all at the same time.

But if we're only living part of it...

then we're not living at all.

[sighs] Let's get the hell out of here.

Captains, I'm picking up
a strange transmission.

It's from your old enemy, Don.

[signal whining]

Captain Lance.

Captain Sharpe.

Old friends.

-He looks kinda hot.
-Oh, mom.

-What? I'm not dead.
-That's gross.

So, that's where Rory's been?

It was foolish to think
you could escape my wrath.

Don's charging his torpedoes.
Should I raise the shields?

Hey... You said that we always win, right?

What if the only way
to get Charlie to set us free is...

We have to lose.

What is she on about?

[Mick] You left me!

You left her at the center
of a dead planet!

Yeah, just get to the revenge part.

As you wish.

[clicks button]

Torpedoes incoming.
Should I take evasive maneuvers?

Negative, Officer Maala.

What if real people die in the TV, Clotho?
You have to save them.

[Officer Maala] Torpedo impact in five,

[voice fading] four, three, two... one!

No!

-What just happened?
-Did they die?

What did you do?

I canceled their show.

[Mick] You idiots!

Have you any idea what you've done?

I loved Star Trip and my hair.

-Wait, where are we?
-And where are the others?

Darling.

But before we go in for dinner,

just open one present.

[Astra] What's this?

I overheard you talking
to Lord Behrad earlier.

It's a ticket to London.

I don't understand.

I couldn't bear it if you sacrificed
your happiness for my own.

But... what about Highcastle Abbey?

Please... Don't make me do this.
I can't say goodbye to you.

[Natalie] Darling, darling...

I'll always be here.

But you have your whole life ahead of you.

Be courageous, my love.

Live it well.

Mr. Constantine.

Your ladyship.

Is Lady Astra really leaving Highcastle?

[sniffles softly]

Do I have to say it?

Say what, my lady?

You smug bastard.

We can't stay here.

[sighs]

Nat would be proud.

Do it fast before I change my mind.

[chanting]

John, you made it.

Yeah, just about. What about the others?

Come on, Z.

You didn't live in a totem for a year
just to get stuck on a TV show.

I can't go back to eating mush again.

Not even blue mush.

[audience gasping]

Yeah, because no one should eat mush.

[audience groaning]

It's horrible.

And all the colors are deeply unnatural.

Oh, and it has the texture of,
mmm, wet cement.

[Nate] But, Z,

the Fates said we all have to eat mush.

[Zari] You know what, Nate?

Screw the Fates.

[audience gasping]

Those imbeciles can't do this.

They'll inspire an insurrection.

-They're gonna get themselves canceled.
-They're gonna get themselves canceled.

For too long,
we've let the Fates rule our lives!

I happen to like mush,
but that's not the point!

Stop being so obedient.

Get off your couches
and take control of your lives.

[signal beeping]

[all cheering]

Oh, so good to see you.

-Yes!
-Yes! [laughs]

[sighs in relief] Good to see you.

So, hey, that was pretty crazy back there.

We were, like, engaged.

It's a good thing
we're not brainwashed anymore.

Oh, great.
Out of the TV show, still in heels.

[Charlie] You morons!

You just couldn't leave it alone,
could you?

I gave you everything that you wanted.

[Agent Sharpe] You stuck us on TV!

I brought Sara and Behrad back to life.

Mick, I made you a criminal again!
It's just like you wanted!

I even gave Astra
a happy childhood for you, John-o.

Yeah, bollocks. You just used us
to keep people under control.

[Charlie]
It's better that, than you lot dead.

I still have your life threads.

I can put the shows back on air,
I'll do rewrites.

Behrad, you want the old Zari back?
I can do that. Look.

Behrad, is that really you?

You're alive.

-What's happening?
-Yeah, it's like a Zari clone.

I totally get it.

Oh. [sighs]

Wait, what? Two sisters?

Yeah, this is weird.

Good weird.

[speaking in Arabic]

It's really you.

Charlie, you can't bribe us
into taking the blue pill.

I'm not bribing, I'm begging.
My sisters will kill you.

That's for sure.

Yeah, we'll take our chances.

Lita's out there somewhere.

I'm not staying here.

Let's get out of here.

Yeah, so long, Charlie.

Wait, just accept your fates.

Don't walk out that door.

On the other hand...

Why not?

They're free!

Then I can't help them anymore.

♪ They're the ultimate buds ♪

♪ They're Tarazis and Nate
Terrific mates ♪

♪ Keep watching because ♪

♪ They've got an ultimatum ♪

♪ And they'll follow it verbatim ♪

♪ They're the ultimate buds ♪

♪ And they're fated to have some fun ♪