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My whole life, it was obvious
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I was gonna end up in this city.
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I don't want to be arrogant here,
but I'm an incredibly attractive man.
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I can't help it.
I don't try to be. I just am.
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When I was a kid, my mother's
best friend used to tell me
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that I was gonna be
a little heartbreaker.
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Turns out she was right.
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Her husband came home
from work one day
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and found us fucking
on the Stairmaster.
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Los Angeles, California.
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That's where all the beautiful little
heartbreakers go to live and dream.
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30,000 of them arrive here
every single month.
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30,000 prom kings
and queens
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and Little Miss Cute Tits,
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every one of them
with stars in their eyes
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and a dream in their heart.
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When I first came out here,
I had a dream...
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a dream of an easy life.
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I was gonna get rich
from lyin' around
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having my picture taken.
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I was gonna live in the hills
and drive a noisy yellow sports car
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and fuck 6' girls
who weighed 89 lbs.
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Guess what? Most of it came true.
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Hey, handsome!
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Excuse me.
Excuse me.
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- Excuse me.
- What's up?
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Good to see you.
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- You're here a little early, man.
- Well, you know, a boy's gotta eat.
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that way
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how you keep up
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I don't want to tell you
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that way
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how you keep up
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I don't...
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Some men remember breast feeding.
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I do not.
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I do remember seeing
my mother in the shower once.
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She had a giant
mound of pubic hair.
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It caused me an aversion
to all things untrimmed.
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Ah. Meet Jen.
She has a bush like the outback.
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Strong hands though.
I like that.
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Let's see.
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Ah, Shelly.
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Ladies, if you want tits,
go to Canada.
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They just do 'em better up there.
Don't ask me why.
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I don't remember her name.
But I do remember the look on her face
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when she found out I was
also sleeping with her sister.
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But tonight I'm not looking
for the tight skin of a 20-year-old.
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I am in need of assiduation
and that changes the game.
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Ah, here we go.
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The jacket's Dolce,
the jeans are by Helmut Lang
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and the complexion comes
from a strict regimen of facials.
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I'm guessing
she drives a Mercedes.
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By the way,
there's only one pick-up line.
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Everything else is cheese.
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Hi. What's your name?
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- Samantha.
- Hi, Samantha.
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I'm Nikki.
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- I'm leaving.
- Really?
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Why?
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- It's late.
- You're right.
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We should get going.
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So wait a second.
You had dinner here?
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What'd you have?
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I had a salad.
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- What kind of salad?
- A Greek salad.
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You had a Greek salad
at a French restaurant?
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I like that.
Oh. Valet, huh?
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I bet you're a bad driver.
You want me to drive?
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I'll flip you for it. Here.
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Heads, I drive;
tails, you drive.
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- There it is.
- It's tails. You flipped it.
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You always flip it.
Don't be a sore loser.
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Look, you're cute and everything,
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but you're not coming home with me.
Thank you.
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You're gonna have to do
better than that.
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"You're cute and everything"?
What is that?
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I was trying not to be rude.
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- You're far from rude.
- Aww.
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I'll help you out.
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Tell me that you're married.
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I am not married.
That would be a lie.
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You're not.
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Tell me that you're madly in love
with someone.
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- That would also be a lie.
- Mm-hmm.
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Then tell me why I can't
come home with you.
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I don't know you.
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Roll the windows down,
turn the music up
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and make an ass out of yourself.
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It puts them at ease.
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It's nice.
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Peter Bogdanovich
used to live here.
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Hmm. I bet he did.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Never show you're impressed.
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It lowers your market value.
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Do you want a drink?
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I don't drink.
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Come here.
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Wait.
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No boots in the bed.
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It's my bed.
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The boots go or I go.
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You want to give them a good fucking,
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but not too good. Leave a little
room for the relationship to grow.
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Oh, this fucking...
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Hey, Nikki.
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Nikki, wake up.
I gotta go to work.
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Now pay very close attention.
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I call this the "roll over
sleeping smile."
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- Right here is fine.
- There?
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Yeah.
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Nice spread, man.
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Yeah, it is, isn't it?
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Hey, do you keep
these cards on file?
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Yeah, we can.
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It doesn't matter
if you can cook or not.
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Women grade on effort. It's almost
better when the meal's a flop.
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It shows that you're willing
to make a fool of yourself.
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It's all about creating equity.
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Think of it as a point system.
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One for flowers, two for dinner,
three for an orgasm.
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You need 26 points
for them to trust you.
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And then you can go back
to watching football.
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- Hello?
- In here.
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Oh ho ho, you're still here.
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And you're cooking.
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- I'm trying.
- Hmm.
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Turn around.
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Here you go.
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Sit down...
and take off your shoes.
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I'm gonna go pour you
a glass of wine.
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Here's what she doesn't know...
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I'm homeless, carless
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and completely unreliable.
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I do, however,
own a cell phone
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that happens to be
right in front of her.
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That's right, baby. 19 other offers
and I'm here with you
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creating equity.
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So what do you do?
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What?
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For work?
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Do you have a job?
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No.
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What did you do today?
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I was here today.
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Yesterday...
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what did you do yesterday?
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Yesterday.
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Yesterday, I woke up,
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I got a cup of coffee,
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I had something to eat,
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and then I went outside
to see what it was like.
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And what was it like?
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It was nice.
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Have you ever had a job?
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Yes.
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What sort of job?
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You know...
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jobs on lakes,
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jobs on water.
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Job-jobs.
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Are you looking
for a job right now?
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Not right now.
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- No?
- No.
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Right now,
I'm having dinner with you.
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Is that it?
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down to town
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round your way
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coming round
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That's a lot.
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Just rack up those points until...
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I'm going to New York
for a few days.
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I thought you might
want to come.
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I can't.
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You want to stay here.
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Do you want me to stay here?
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Yeah, I do.
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Then I'll stay.
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I have my cell.
I'll leave it on.
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Okay.
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- Thursday morning you'll pick me up?
- Of course.
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- You have a safe flight.
- I hope so.
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since you told me
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you told me
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since you told me
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since you told me
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since you told me...
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Hey!
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I don't like you two
talking to each other.
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I do not like you two
talking to each other.
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This is bad.
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Stop! Stop!
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- God.
- How do you like my new house?
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You think any girls are gonna
believe this is your house?
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The young ones do.
Oh FYI, I'm a graphic designer
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if anybody asks.
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What? What happened?
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- I blew it.
- With who?
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- El Paso Erin.
- That DJ girl?
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No, that's Hi-fi Tara.
No El Paso's a somatologist.
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- She's...
- That's...
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I fuckin' froze up.
I couldn't say anything.
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l... I started making
cricket noises.
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You know what your problem is?
You care too much.
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You gotta cut out
the conversation, right?
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And just like say something
to piss 'em off.
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- Why?
- 'Cause once you piss 'em off,
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you set up the apology.
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And once you apologize,
you look like a sensitive guy.
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I am a sensitive guy.
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All right, but you've
gotta look like a rebel
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before you look
like a sensitive guy.
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- Is that Helen?
- Oh!
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- Who invited her?
- I don't know.
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- I didn't fucking invite her.
- She's gonna tell people
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- it's not my house.
- Hey, Nikki.
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- Hi.
- Yeah, I heard you were having a party
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so I thought I'd just
stop by and say hi,
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see where you landed.
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Yeah, not bad.
Not... not bad at all.
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- So, you want to go swimming?
- Oh whoa!
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Helen, uh, just...
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Okay, we gotta get her out of here.
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- You gotta take her home.
- What?!
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Just take her home. she's gonna
blow this whole thing for us.
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- I was hoping to meet someone, man.
- Who you gonna meet tonight?
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- I don't know.
- Who are you gonna meet?
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Nikki.
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Hey.
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I'm drunk as shit.
Where's my tour?
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Your tour's starting right now.
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l... I love you.
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- Hey, Helen? Meet Harry.
- Huh?
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A tour of the house
should always end in the bedroom.
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I like fucking in the kitchen
as much as the next guy,
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but you're three times
more likely to get laid
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if there's a bed in the room.
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- You're good at that.
- I used to be a cheerleader.
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- Oh really?
- Mm-hmm.
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So you took your pants off a lot?
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- What?
- What?
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You date the offense
or the defense?
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Give me some credit.
Offense.
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Offense.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Quarterbacks?
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- Receivers.
- Mm.
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Took a bunch of acid once
and thought my dick was a Dolphin.
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I hate the Dolphins.
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I'm a Niners fan.
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I don't know how I feel about that.
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Feels like you like it.
262
00:17:14,661 --> 00:17:17,101
That lady's crazy.
263
00:17:17,130 --> 00:17:20,220
- Crazy good, right?
- No. Just crazy.
264
00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:23,668
She almost got us killed...
265
00:17:23,703 --> 00:17:26,803
trying to grab me,
get my zipper down...
266
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,210
while I'm driving.
267
00:17:29,242 --> 00:17:31,512
- That's a problem?
- She's trying to fuck me
268
00:17:31,545 --> 00:17:33,165
while I'm driving.
I need to see the road.
269
00:17:33,213 --> 00:17:34,943
It's an important part
of driving.
270
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:39,350
Somebody's gotta make
the first move, man.
271
00:17:42,222 --> 00:17:44,212
Yeah, well, she wanted to know
if you brought any girls
272
00:17:44,257 --> 00:17:46,227
over to her house
when you were living there.
273
00:17:51,498 --> 00:17:53,258
What'd you say?
274
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:55,527
What was I supposed to say?
275
00:17:55,569 --> 00:17:58,729
All these things I can say,
things I can't say.
276
00:17:58,772 --> 00:18:00,872
Sometimes I get confused.
What am I supposed to do?
277
00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:08,409
Dude.
278
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:12,073
What am I supposed to do?
279
00:18:12,118 --> 00:18:14,608
You're an asshole.
280
00:18:14,654 --> 00:18:16,184
I hate you.
281
00:18:16,223 --> 00:18:18,093
Did you show her
the little red Corvette?
282
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,385
But of course... not.
283
00:18:21,428 --> 00:18:23,988
Dude, you didn't fuck her?
How could you not fuck her?
284
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:26,160
- Fuck you.
- She's got a magical pussy.
285
00:18:26,199 --> 00:18:28,629
- Ain't nothing wrong with it.
- Oh because it's, what,
286
00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:31,228
been worked on like 30 times maybe?
287
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,270
Hey, there's a spare bedroom here
if you want to stay.
288
00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:41,413
- Yeah.
- Don't let me screw this one up, okay?
289
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,580
This is hot.
290
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,610
Yeah, this is pretty nice.
291
00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:52,015
When you're rich,
it costs more money to stay rich.
292
00:18:53,026 --> 00:18:54,926
I always follow up a meaningless fuck
293
00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:56,451
with a chatty phone call.
294
00:18:56,496 --> 00:18:58,956
Keeps me in the game.
Most guys drop the ball
295
00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:00,969
after they ball.
I look ahead.
296
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:04,131
An easy call the day
after a lay can go a long way.
297
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:06,830
Hola, amiga!
298
00:19:06,873 --> 00:19:09,143
Lo siento por el mess.
299
00:19:20,186 --> 00:19:22,976
- Hello?
- Hey, where are you?
300
00:19:24,057 --> 00:19:27,287
- Uh, I'm at your house.
- Really?
301
00:19:27,327 --> 00:19:30,257
So why didn't you answer the phone?
I called you twice last night.
302
00:19:30,297 --> 00:19:33,927
You did?
How's New York?
303
00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:36,897
These guys don't need
a lawyer. They need a babysitter.
304
00:19:36,937 --> 00:19:40,267
So, listen, we have some friends
coming over on Thursday night.
305
00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:42,397
We do?
306
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,412
We do.
Do you want to check your schedule?
307
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,214
Yeah, sure.
308
00:19:46,246 --> 00:19:50,476
Hey, Gina, how's my
Thursday night look?
309
00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:52,137
Oh, that's sweet.
310
00:19:53,186 --> 00:19:55,116
So we're on.
311
00:19:55,155 --> 00:19:57,245
- We're on.
- Okay.
312
00:19:58,658 --> 00:20:01,058
- Bye.
- Okay.
313
00:20:01,094 --> 00:20:02,764
Bye.
314
00:20:09,235 --> 00:20:11,395
The home team has first and 10...
315
00:20:13,773 --> 00:20:17,403
Oh my God. You didn't tell me you live
at the top of the fucking globe.
316
00:20:19,312 --> 00:20:22,582
My car overheated,
so I walked up the hill.
317
00:20:22,615 --> 00:20:24,105
This guy offers me a ride.
318
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:25,740
I say no, but he keeps
following me,
319
00:20:25,785 --> 00:20:27,335
so I ran.
320
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:30,878
Oh my God.
Is that a ham?
321
00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:32,954
I haven't eaten
since like Thursday.
322
00:20:32,993 --> 00:20:35,153
Cornflakes.
323
00:20:35,195 --> 00:20:37,625
I started this band...
me and this guy.
324
00:20:39,032 --> 00:20:40,622
We tell everyone
we're brother and sister
325
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,187
and then we get
all sexy on stage.
326
00:20:44,137 --> 00:20:46,627
Who are you hustling, Nikk?
327
00:20:46,673 --> 00:20:50,043
- What?
- Mm. The house.
328
00:20:50,076 --> 00:20:53,526
- Who's it belong to?
- Uh...
329
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:56,110
it used to belong
to Peter Bogdanovich.
330
00:20:56,149 --> 00:20:59,479
Who? Come on, Nikk.
It's me, okay?
331
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,419
Remember me?
332
00:21:01,454 --> 00:21:03,084
I was the first girl
to shave your balls.
333
00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:04,823
You were the first guy
in my ass, I mean...
334
00:21:04,858 --> 00:21:06,348
there were feelings.
335
00:21:06,393 --> 00:21:08,193
It's not what you think.
336
00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:09,788
You can tell me.
I mean,
337
00:21:09,829 --> 00:21:12,859
it's not like you're getting
any from me.
338
00:21:12,899 --> 00:21:16,199
When a girl tells you
you're not getting any,
339
00:21:16,236 --> 00:21:18,756
before you ask,
340
00:21:18,805 --> 00:21:21,465
before you even try,
341
00:21:21,508 --> 00:21:23,698
you're getting some.
342
00:21:23,743 --> 00:21:25,373
Mm-hmm.
343
00:21:27,213 --> 00:21:28,983
What do you tell these women?
344
00:21:30,016 --> 00:21:32,306
Less is more.
345
00:21:32,352 --> 00:21:33,912
Why do you care?
346
00:21:33,953 --> 00:21:35,983
Um, so that when you call me
347
00:21:36,022 --> 00:21:38,082
lonely and miserable
in 10 years,
348
00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:41,184
I can tell you exactly
how you got there.
349
00:21:41,227 --> 00:21:43,017
- Hmm.
- You're a good person, Nikki.
350
00:21:43,063 --> 00:21:45,533
I mean, this can't feel good.
351
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,530
So what's her deal?
How old is she?
352
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:57,982
I have to be inside you
right now.
353
00:21:58,011 --> 00:22:00,501
Every time we have sex,
you disappear.
354
00:22:00,547 --> 00:22:02,517
- It's not like that...
- You say that every time.
355
00:22:02,549 --> 00:22:06,319
I didn't call you for sex.
I called you because I miss you.
356
00:22:07,387 --> 00:22:09,477
Yeah, but now that I'm here,
357
00:22:09,522 --> 00:22:12,862
you don't miss me anymore
and now you want sex.
358
00:22:12,892 --> 00:22:16,162
- And you don't?
- I want more than sex.
359
00:22:16,196 --> 00:22:17,986
Me too.
360
00:22:18,031 --> 00:22:19,661
What, Nikki?
More what?
361
00:22:19,699 --> 00:22:23,359
l... I don't know.
It's all very new, this feeling.
362
00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:27,198
You are so full of shit.
363
00:22:30,577 --> 00:22:32,737
You're right.
364
00:22:32,779 --> 00:22:35,039
I am full of shit.
365
00:22:54,467 --> 00:22:55,987
Does she have a bathtub?
366
00:23:00,306 --> 00:23:02,466
You want to shave my papaya?
367
00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,454
Be careful with me.
368
00:23:19,826 --> 00:23:21,516
Promise.
369
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:24,462
I promise.
370
00:23:41,347 --> 00:23:43,337
Lots of times I can envision my future
371
00:23:43,383 --> 00:23:45,353
with a woman before I come.
372
00:23:50,490 --> 00:23:53,320
How long are you gonna
keep doing this?
373
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:55,729
And then after, I just want them
to stop touching me.
374
00:23:55,762 --> 00:23:57,822
I don't know.
375
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,630
What if we just gave it a try?
376
00:24:07,574 --> 00:24:09,514
I don't want
to do that to you again.
377
00:24:12,045 --> 00:24:14,065
I'm a big girl.
I can handle it.
378
00:24:18,985 --> 00:24:21,075
Maybe you just
don't care about me.
379
00:24:26,092 --> 00:24:27,862
You cool?
380
00:24:27,894 --> 00:24:29,624
Yep, I'm cool.
381
00:24:30,697 --> 00:24:32,457
You know you're
my homegirl, right?
382
00:24:32,498 --> 00:24:34,128
Yeah.
383
00:24:38,438 --> 00:24:40,768
- See ya.
- Drive safe, okay?
384
00:24:40,807 --> 00:24:42,397
Yep.
385
00:24:46,012 --> 00:24:48,672
Oh!
386
00:24:48,715 --> 00:24:50,335
The snap...
387
00:24:50,383 --> 00:24:53,253
Brown kicks it off.
It's 40, at the 45,
388
00:24:53,286 --> 00:24:54,976
he's at the 30, 35...
389
00:24:55,021 --> 00:24:56,611
Oh yes! Yes!
390
00:24:56,656 --> 00:24:58,486
- No!
- Yes!
391
00:25:00,093 --> 00:25:02,433
- What the hell's wrong with them?
- They suck,
392
00:25:02,462 --> 00:25:03,992
that's what's wrong with them.
393
00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:06,020
- Shut up.
- You shut up.
394
00:25:29,055 --> 00:25:30,715
Jesus Christ.
395
00:25:30,757 --> 00:25:33,317
Turn it off.
396
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:36,489
- Uh...
- Uh...
397
00:25:36,529 --> 00:25:38,219
- Get out.
- Her?
398
00:25:38,264 --> 00:25:40,564
Her! Get out.
399
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,090
I, uh...
400
00:25:42,135 --> 00:25:44,185
Brown has it.
...we were watching the game
401
00:25:44,237 --> 00:25:46,257
and, uh, one thing led to...
402
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:49,840
I'm... l...
403
00:25:53,179 --> 00:25:55,079
- I'm sorry.
- For what? Getting caught?
404
00:25:59,052 --> 00:26:00,712
How was your little party?
405
00:26:01,888 --> 00:26:04,148
- What party?
- The one my maid cleaned up for you.
406
00:26:04,190 --> 00:26:05,850
Sit down.
407
00:26:18,805 --> 00:26:20,795
Thanks.
See you later.
408
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,970
I trusted you.
I fucking trusted you.
409
00:26:24,010 --> 00:26:26,810
Yeah? Really?
You trusted me?
410
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:28,536
'Cause it kind of feels like
you came home early
411
00:26:28,581 --> 00:26:30,741
to catch me at something,
but catch me at what?
412
00:26:30,783 --> 00:26:33,123
I don't really know, 'cause we never
really had the conversation.
413
00:26:33,152 --> 00:26:34,712
Oh, the conversation?
414
00:26:34,754 --> 00:26:36,424
You want to have
the fucking conversation?
415
00:26:36,456 --> 00:26:39,576
Okay, how would you
characterize our relationship?
416
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,715
What? I'm...
417
00:26:41,761 --> 00:26:44,421
You want me to characterize
and you can confirm or deny?
418
00:26:44,464 --> 00:26:46,094
- Confirm or deny.
- Yeah, confirm or deny.
419
00:26:46,132 --> 00:26:48,102
We are hopelessly
in love with each other.
420
00:26:49,302 --> 00:26:52,832
Come on! Are we hopelessly
in love with each other?
421
00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:55,102
- No.
- No, of course not.
422
00:26:55,141 --> 00:26:56,701
- No.
- So how about this?
423
00:26:56,743 --> 00:26:58,803
We have a relationship built
on honesty and integrity.
424
00:26:58,845 --> 00:27:00,835
- Samantha, I'm not...
- What? Confirm or deny!
425
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,250
- Well, you want me... deny!
- Deny is right.
426
00:27:03,282 --> 00:27:05,252
How about this?
427
00:27:06,319 --> 00:27:09,409
I support you
and you perform sexual favors.
428
00:27:09,455 --> 00:27:11,385
Is that what this is about?
429
00:27:13,626 --> 00:27:15,216
- We're friends.
- We're friends?
430
00:27:15,261 --> 00:27:17,421
Friends who...
431
00:27:17,463 --> 00:27:19,433
fuck.
432
00:27:20,433 --> 00:27:22,093
Okay, how about we're
friends who fuck
433
00:27:22,135 --> 00:27:24,095
and you don't
stay here anymore?
434
00:27:26,973 --> 00:27:29,033
- Fine.
- Great.
435
00:27:32,245 --> 00:27:34,605
I don't know how
that's gonna work.
436
00:27:36,382 --> 00:27:38,152
I don't have a car,
so I can't...
437
00:27:38,184 --> 00:27:40,024
it's not... I can't come over.
438
00:27:40,052 --> 00:27:43,112
And I don't have a place,
so it's not like you can come and...
439
00:27:46,025 --> 00:27:49,455
fuck me,
so, l... I guess if we're...
440
00:27:49,495 --> 00:27:50,985
and as my friend,
441
00:27:51,030 --> 00:27:52,590
I think you should be
a little bit concerned
442
00:27:52,632 --> 00:27:54,572
that I don't have
a place to live.
443
00:27:58,237 --> 00:28:00,167
You are a real piece of work.
444
00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:15,880
445
00:28:21,427 --> 00:28:25,157
there's a man to meet
446
00:28:28,267 --> 00:28:30,327
447
00:28:30,369 --> 00:28:32,739
448
00:28:34,941 --> 00:28:41,111
he just might be afraid
449
00:28:42,315 --> 00:28:47,115
what he's gonna say
450
00:28:47,153 --> 00:28:49,053
451
00:28:49,088 --> 00:28:51,358
452
00:28:52,725 --> 00:28:55,345
453
00:28:56,395 --> 00:28:59,255
454
00:29:06,739 --> 00:29:08,999
- Is everything all right?
- No.
455
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,011
These pancakes are sour.
456
00:29:12,144 --> 00:29:14,914
They're buttermilk pancakes.
They're supposed to be sour.
457
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,620
Oh, maybe you're right.
458
00:29:19,652 --> 00:29:21,622
- Good.
- Excuse me.
459
00:29:23,089 --> 00:29:25,319
What's your name?
460
00:29:25,358 --> 00:29:27,718
- Heather.
- Hi, Heather. I'm Nikki.
461
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,750
- Hi, Nikki, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
462
00:29:29,795 --> 00:29:31,885
- Have you worked here long?
- Three days.
463
00:29:31,931 --> 00:29:34,231
Really? You new to LA?
464
00:29:34,267 --> 00:29:36,287
Why? You want
to show me around?
465
00:29:37,436 --> 00:29:39,626
I don't... um, yeah, okay.
466
00:29:39,672 --> 00:29:41,702
I'm from here.
467
00:29:41,741 --> 00:29:44,041
Okay. Maybe you
can show me around.
468
00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:47,136
I don't think so.
Can I get you anything else?
469
00:29:47,179 --> 00:29:49,269
How about a phone number?
470
00:29:49,315 --> 00:29:51,245
Why? 'Cause we're
so compatible?
471
00:29:51,284 --> 00:29:54,314
I don't know. I just thought we'd get
a cup of coffee or something.
472
00:29:54,353 --> 00:29:56,293
When I leave here,
the last thing I want is coffee.
473
00:29:56,322 --> 00:29:59,222
Hey, maybe we could go on a hike?
474
00:30:00,459 --> 00:30:02,649
No. No hikes.
475
00:30:02,695 --> 00:30:04,555
We could just talk.
476
00:30:04,597 --> 00:30:07,857
We're talking now,
and don't take this personally...
477
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:10,060
it's not that you're not
a brilliant conversationalist...
478
00:30:10,102 --> 00:30:12,002
Okay okay okay.
479
00:30:12,038 --> 00:30:14,968
Why don't you just
give me your phone number?
480
00:30:15,007 --> 00:30:17,267
Because I don't
want you to call me.
481
00:30:18,711 --> 00:30:19,941
Whenever you're ready.
482
00:30:29,922 --> 00:30:31,622
She's hot, huh?
483
00:30:32,925 --> 00:30:35,155
Yeah.
484
00:30:35,194 --> 00:30:38,064
- I delivered some stuff.
- Oh, hey, man. How you doing?
485
00:31:10,262 --> 00:31:12,732
Hello.
486
00:31:12,765 --> 00:31:14,665
I was expecting a phone call,
but this'll work.
487
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:17,190
Who the fuck do you think you are
making me chase down my money?
488
00:31:19,305 --> 00:31:21,895
I'm sorry. l... how did
you find this place?
489
00:31:21,941 --> 00:31:23,701
Your friend,
the delivery guy.
490
00:31:23,743 --> 00:31:25,543
Right.
491
00:31:25,578 --> 00:31:27,378
Where's my money, asshole?
492
00:31:29,148 --> 00:31:31,638
- It's inside. You wanna come in?
- No, I don't want to come in.
493
00:31:46,332 --> 00:31:48,202
Uh, look, I didn't...
494
00:31:49,835 --> 00:31:51,385
See ya.
495
00:32:16,262 --> 00:32:18,632
I'm gonna get some lemonade.
Do you want some lemonade?
496
00:32:22,268 --> 00:32:23,828
Lemonade sounds good.
497
00:32:23,869 --> 00:32:25,769
Okay.
498
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,470
Ah!
499
00:32:36,515 --> 00:32:38,505
- Oh!
- Oh God!
500
00:32:38,551 --> 00:32:40,141
- Oh!
- Slap it!
501
00:32:40,186 --> 00:32:41,706
- Oh!
- Nasty!
502
00:32:41,754 --> 00:32:43,694
- In your ass!
- Love that!
503
00:32:43,723 --> 00:32:46,453
I love the tennis, man.
I love the girls' noises...
504
00:32:46,492 --> 00:32:49,832
- You can't go wrong with girls' tennis.
- No. No. Girls' tennis.
505
00:32:51,297 --> 00:32:53,627
It's the best.
Hey, can you do me a favor?
506
00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:56,637
Yeah, sure.
507
00:32:58,204 --> 00:33:00,204
Tomorrow morning,
508
00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:03,039
there's this girl working
at this coffee shop, right?
509
00:33:04,076 --> 00:33:06,336
I got a little thing
going with her.
510
00:33:06,378 --> 00:33:08,138
Yeah.
511
00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:09,880
I just need you
to help me work this out.
512
00:33:11,751 --> 00:33:14,121
Excellent. When in doubt,
call your friend Harry.
513
00:33:26,499 --> 00:33:28,759
All right, look.
She's seen the house,
514
00:33:28,801 --> 00:33:30,501
so we gotta play it up.
515
00:33:30,536 --> 00:33:32,626
Hey, I'm not your assistant.
516
00:33:32,671 --> 00:33:34,501
Is she coming now?
517
00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:37,638
Come on.
You're killing me, Charlie.
518
00:33:37,676 --> 00:33:39,966
Look, your lawyer blue-lined it,
you agreed to it.
519
00:33:40,012 --> 00:33:41,982
- I'll have the oatmeal...
- Do you want to do this or not?
520
00:33:42,014 --> 00:33:44,744
- No raisins please.
- Excellent.
521
00:33:44,784 --> 00:33:48,284
- All right. Where we at with Jim Case?
- Jim Casey.
522
00:33:55,094 --> 00:33:56,724
Shit. Where'd I lose ya?
523
00:33:58,597 --> 00:34:00,497
- You gonna order?
- It's... it's...
524
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,860
He's gonna get
the eggs over easy
525
00:34:03,903 --> 00:34:05,563
- and... and a muffin.
- Can I talk to you later?
526
00:34:05,604 --> 00:34:07,544
All right.
527
00:34:07,573 --> 00:34:10,243
I need a new phone.
528
00:34:10,276 --> 00:34:11,866
Apparently.
529
00:34:17,616 --> 00:34:19,876
That was brutal.
530
00:34:19,919 --> 00:34:21,409
That was karma...
531
00:34:21,453 --> 00:34:23,393
boss.
532
00:34:27,993 --> 00:34:30,023
Is that your car, the Mercedes?
533
00:34:30,062 --> 00:34:32,002
Yeah.
534
00:34:32,031 --> 00:34:33,861
You're getting a ticket.
535
00:34:39,038 --> 00:34:41,198
- What do you want?
- Wow, you have beautiful hands.
536
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,830
Can I see your hand?
537
00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:45,365
Can I see... they're beautiful.
538
00:34:45,411 --> 00:34:47,041
- Could you...
- Somebody...
539
00:34:47,079 --> 00:34:48,599
would you do
a little spin for me?
540
00:34:48,647 --> 00:34:50,617
- Are you kidding?
- No no no, just a little spin.
541
00:34:50,649 --> 00:34:52,239
Just... just a little light...
that's it.
542
00:34:52,284 --> 00:34:53,774
Just like this.
543
00:35:05,998 --> 00:35:08,058
We're... we're like it's
a street party, Doris.
544
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:10,070
- Look, give me one of these...
- Yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
545
00:35:10,102 --> 00:35:12,232
Just give me one of these. Oh!
Yeah, look... look at you.
546
00:35:12,271 --> 00:35:14,331
- I'm gonna give you one of these...
- You have got the moves.
547
00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:15,903
- Yeah.
- All right.
548
00:35:15,941 --> 00:35:17,641
- Have a good day.
- Yeah, you too.
549
00:35:25,517 --> 00:35:28,417
No coffee. No hikes.
550
00:35:53,445 --> 00:35:56,235
Hey, this is Nikki.
What are you doing?
551
00:35:56,282 --> 00:35:58,112
I'm ironing my pants.
552
00:35:59,385 --> 00:36:02,375
What are you ironing
your pants for?
553
00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:04,051
Can I call you right back?
554
00:36:05,858 --> 00:36:08,988
Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
Just call me back.
555
00:36:09,028 --> 00:36:11,388
All right.
556
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:29,440
"I'll call you back."
557
00:36:29,481 --> 00:36:31,281
Doesn't that mean like 15 minutes
or something?
558
00:36:31,317 --> 00:36:34,377
You say it all the time.
You don't call me back in 15 minutes.
559
00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:36,850
It's been like 12 hours.
560
00:36:36,889 --> 00:36:38,409
And that sucks, doesn't it?
561
00:36:38,457 --> 00:36:41,257
Right, look, you're... you're mad
'cause you can't follow your own advice.
562
00:36:41,293 --> 00:36:44,323
Okay, you can always call a girl.
You can't uncall her.
563
00:36:44,363 --> 00:36:46,703
Come on, man.
I like this girl.
564
00:36:46,732 --> 00:36:48,222
I'm serious.
565
00:36:48,267 --> 00:36:50,197
Yeah.
566
00:36:50,235 --> 00:36:53,355
Why does all my stuff
smell like mothballs?
567
00:36:53,405 --> 00:36:55,565
'Cause I don't want moths.
568
00:36:55,607 --> 00:36:58,167
Well, what's worse,
moths or mothballs?
569
00:36:59,411 --> 00:37:01,901
I don't know. If you don't like it,
you should take your shit.
570
00:37:03,215 --> 00:37:05,505
Tell you man, between
your mothballs and your frogs.
571
00:37:05,551 --> 00:37:07,181
What's wrong with the frogs?
572
00:37:08,253 --> 00:37:09,913
I am Harry the frog here.
573
00:37:09,955 --> 00:37:12,185
I have three frogs.
I have two tree frogs
574
00:37:12,224 --> 00:37:13,784
and a bullfrog.
575
00:37:13,826 --> 00:37:17,386
I don't have moths
because I have mothballs.
576
00:37:17,429 --> 00:37:19,899
- All right. Get the fuck out, okay?
- Come on.
577
00:37:19,932 --> 00:37:21,632
You come over here,
you start belittling me.
578
00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:23,967
Just start thinking of a place
to store your shit
579
00:37:24,003 --> 00:37:27,703
- and get the fuck out.
- It was a joke.
580
00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:30,230
I don't care. Get out.
581
00:37:39,651 --> 00:37:41,141
Sorry.
582
00:37:41,186 --> 00:37:43,116
I'm sorry.
583
00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:15,083
- Hello.
- Hey there. It's Heather.
584
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,110
- Hey.
- Hello.
585
00:38:17,156 --> 00:38:19,646
Think you might be up
for some dinner tonight?
586
00:38:20,659 --> 00:38:24,529
- Where?
- Um, La Poubelle? 9:00?
587
00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:27,433
- All right.
- All right. Bye now.
588
00:38:27,466 --> 00:38:30,366
Okay. Bye.
589
00:38:37,409 --> 00:38:40,109
Keep this open.
590
00:38:40,145 --> 00:38:42,435
I'm late.
Are you mad?
591
00:38:44,817 --> 00:38:46,787
Will you ever forgive me?
592
00:38:48,053 --> 00:38:49,683
Maybe someday
when I'm old and gray.
593
00:38:50,722 --> 00:38:52,852
Let's get a table.
594
00:39:00,899 --> 00:39:03,459
Take Camp David, for example.
There's no camping.
595
00:39:03,502 --> 00:39:06,402
How much better would it be
if the four dignitaries
596
00:39:06,438 --> 00:39:08,168
could just pitch a tent
and hang out?
597
00:39:08,207 --> 00:39:10,137
We'd have Israel, Palestine...
598
00:39:10,175 --> 00:39:12,905
...talking out their differences
over a campfire roasting marshmallows.
599
00:39:12,945 --> 00:39:16,305
It's just that there's a better way to
lead a superpower into the 21st century.
600
00:39:16,348 --> 00:39:18,368
Hey.
601
00:39:18,417 --> 00:39:20,777
I'm with friends.
602
00:39:20,819 --> 00:39:22,309
She's with the commander in chief.
603
00:39:22,354 --> 00:39:24,694
What are you talking about?
604
00:39:26,892 --> 00:39:28,862
You're a little monkey,
you know that?
605
00:39:30,028 --> 00:39:31,958
All right.
606
00:39:31,997 --> 00:39:33,687
Okay.
607
00:39:36,401 --> 00:39:38,531
I'm sorry.
I have to go.
608
00:39:38,570 --> 00:39:41,370
What do you mean you have to go?
609
00:39:41,406 --> 00:39:43,196
I gotta go. Rain check?
610
00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:50,543
Hey.
611
00:39:50,582 --> 00:39:52,142
- I'm sorry, I really am.
- What the fuck?
612
00:39:52,184 --> 00:39:54,354
- What happened?
- I gotta go. Nothing.
613
00:39:55,387 --> 00:39:57,357
Where are you going?
614
00:39:57,389 --> 00:40:00,379
- Will you call me?
- No.
615
00:40:00,425 --> 00:40:02,755
- You sure?
- No, I don't think so.
616
00:40:04,997 --> 00:40:06,897
Are you kidding me?
617
00:40:34,159 --> 00:40:35,919
- Who are you fucking?
- Huh?
618
00:40:35,961 --> 00:40:37,691
Who are you fucking?
619
00:40:37,729 --> 00:40:40,319
Nobody.
620
00:40:43,936 --> 00:40:46,056
Liar.
621
00:40:46,104 --> 00:40:47,974
I need you to drive me
to the hospital.
622
00:40:50,108 --> 00:40:52,598
- What for?
- Just get dressed.
623
00:40:53,812 --> 00:40:55,372
Why do you go to the hospital?
624
00:40:55,414 --> 00:40:57,114
Not your business.
625
00:40:58,150 --> 00:40:59,910
It's none of my business.
All right.
626
00:40:59,952 --> 00:41:02,422
Just drop me off.
Pick me up tomorrow.
627
00:41:16,335 --> 00:41:17,885
Oh hey, is Heather here?
628
00:41:17,936 --> 00:41:20,126
No, Heather doesn't
work here anymore.
629
00:41:30,849 --> 00:41:32,779
"Are you alone?"
630
00:41:34,853 --> 00:41:36,553
Yeah.
631
00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:58,231
I love your house.
632
00:41:58,277 --> 00:42:00,337
What are you doing?
633
00:42:00,379 --> 00:42:03,009
Am I interrupting anything?
634
00:42:03,048 --> 00:42:05,108
Yeah. A peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.
635
00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:09,306
What kind of jelly?
636
00:42:09,354 --> 00:42:12,224
It was jam actually.
Apricot.
637
00:42:13,525 --> 00:42:15,385
I love that you know
the difference.
638
00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:24,733
Hey, what's your deal?
639
00:42:24,770 --> 00:42:26,330
You're having
a good time with someone
640
00:42:26,371 --> 00:42:28,071
and you just take off,
you split.
641
00:42:28,106 --> 00:42:30,296
- What's that?
- Is that what you think?
642
00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:33,212
What I think is that
you have a boyfriend.
643
00:42:33,245 --> 00:42:35,235
- You're wrong.
- Oh right.
644
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,080
Then what was the big emergency?
Who's "monkey"?
645
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:44,750
- My little brother.
- Oh. Right.
646
00:42:46,658 --> 00:42:48,628
You know, I just met you.
647
00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:50,420
You really need to know all this?
648
00:42:53,965 --> 00:42:55,925
He has MS.
649
00:42:55,967 --> 00:42:58,487
He's 17 and... incontinent.
650
00:42:58,537 --> 00:43:00,027
You know what that means?
651
00:43:02,307 --> 00:43:03,927
Of course.
652
00:43:35,674 --> 00:43:37,304
Hey.
653
00:43:44,082 --> 00:43:46,052
I smoke sometimes.
654
00:43:46,084 --> 00:43:47,954
Mm.
655
00:43:54,493 --> 00:43:57,163
I'm allergic to cats.
656
00:43:57,195 --> 00:43:59,095
Okay.
657
00:44:04,202 --> 00:44:06,762
I hate my last name.
658
00:44:09,541 --> 00:44:11,411
I really like you.
659
00:44:12,444 --> 00:44:14,384
I don't want to rush this, okay?
660
00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:20,320
Okay.
661
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,650
Will you just hold me?
662
00:44:28,193 --> 00:44:30,133
Yeah.
663
00:45:04,162 --> 00:45:05,962
I gotta move your car.
664
00:45:05,997 --> 00:45:07,827
There's street cleaning.
665
00:45:29,354 --> 00:45:31,724
Heather. Heather.
666
00:45:36,628 --> 00:45:38,718
That's cute.
I made that move up.
667
00:45:38,763 --> 00:45:40,393
Wake up.
668
00:45:40,432 --> 00:45:41,962
Go. Get the fuck out.
669
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,230
Go shake it off.
Go fuck monkey.
670
00:45:45,737 --> 00:45:47,707
What are you talking about?
671
00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:51,370
You're a little monkey,
you know that?
672
00:45:51,409 --> 00:45:53,099
You're a little monkey.
673
00:45:53,144 --> 00:45:55,944
You're a fucking whore.
I asked you if you had a boyfriend
674
00:45:55,981 --> 00:45:57,881
and you said no.
675
00:46:05,557 --> 00:46:07,717
I'm waiting tables
and driving an $80,000 car.
676
00:46:07,759 --> 00:46:09,559
Did you actually
think it was mine?
677
00:46:09,594 --> 00:46:11,324
Get out.
678
00:46:24,543 --> 00:46:26,603
Hey. Hey.
679
00:46:29,915 --> 00:46:32,645
- I missed you.
- You okay?
680
00:46:36,021 --> 00:46:37,991
- Hi.
- HI.
681
00:46:38,023 --> 00:46:41,583
Let me just tell you a little bit
about vaginal rejuvenation.
682
00:46:41,626 --> 00:46:45,386
What I did was, I took
fat cells from her thighs
683
00:46:45,430 --> 00:46:47,090
and I injected them
684
00:46:47,132 --> 00:46:50,572
into the walls of her vagina
tightening it all up.
685
00:46:50,602 --> 00:46:53,302
So that means no penetration
686
00:46:53,338 --> 00:46:54,968
for five days.
687
00:46:55,006 --> 00:46:57,166
But I think you'll find it
well worth the wait.
688
00:47:00,211 --> 00:47:02,011
- See you soon.
- Okay.
689
00:47:55,266 --> 00:47:57,026
Hey.
690
00:47:58,737 --> 00:48:01,037
You all right?
691
00:48:02,907 --> 00:48:04,697
You didn't come home
all night.
692
00:48:04,743 --> 00:48:07,233
You didn't call.
You didn't answer my calls.
693
00:48:07,278 --> 00:48:10,368
You didn't leave me a note.
694
00:48:12,484 --> 00:48:14,784
No, I'm not all right.
695
00:48:16,388 --> 00:48:20,218
- I'm really sorry.
- You're not sorry.
696
00:48:20,258 --> 00:48:21,888
You know what I meant.
697
00:48:21,926 --> 00:48:23,756
No, I don't know
what you meant.
698
00:48:23,795 --> 00:48:27,225
I know what you fucking said.
Why don't you show some regret?
699
00:48:27,265 --> 00:48:29,225
Why don't you show me
that you're sorry?
700
00:48:29,267 --> 00:48:31,827
Fuck it.
This isn't working out.
701
00:48:31,870 --> 00:48:34,100
Where'd you pick that up?
Junior high?
702
00:48:35,273 --> 00:48:37,213
Oh you're gonna go?
You wanna go?
703
00:48:38,276 --> 00:48:41,636
You're gonna go now? You better
take all the fucking shit I bought you.
704
00:48:43,148 --> 00:48:44,708
- Come on.
- Gucci.
705
00:48:44,749 --> 00:48:47,049
$400 jeans...
706
00:48:47,085 --> 00:48:48,575
- Stop it.
- And fucking...
707
00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:50,210
Stop it.
708
00:48:50,255 --> 00:48:52,815
- Prada...
- Stop it!
709
00:48:52,857 --> 00:48:54,647
I don't want it.
710
00:48:54,693 --> 00:48:56,753
You don't want it?
711
00:48:56,795 --> 00:48:59,085
Let me tell you something.
712
00:48:59,130 --> 00:49:01,190
You are getting older.
713
00:49:01,232 --> 00:49:02,862
You're losing your looks.
714
00:49:02,901 --> 00:49:04,491
And your only charming
'cause you're cute.
715
00:49:04,536 --> 00:49:07,126
You're not really charming.
You're not funny.
716
00:49:07,172 --> 00:49:10,342
And you're not smart,
I hope you understand that.
717
00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:13,105
You're nothing but six inches
and a pretty face
718
00:49:13,144 --> 00:49:15,944
and you're gonna have to suffer
just like everybody else.
719
00:49:17,315 --> 00:49:20,045
- It's seven.
- It's not seven.
720
00:49:36,234 --> 00:49:38,204
It's okay.
721
00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:43,500
You'll be okay.
722
00:49:44,576 --> 00:49:46,506
You're gonna be okay.
723
00:49:52,383 --> 00:49:54,783
You hungry?
724
00:49:54,819 --> 00:49:56,719
Want me to make you an omelet?
725
00:50:27,252 --> 00:50:29,052
Where are you gonna go?
726
00:50:30,789 --> 00:50:32,809
I don't know.
727
00:50:35,927 --> 00:50:39,157
How long do you think it'll be before
you come crawling back here?
728
00:50:39,197 --> 00:50:41,827
I don't know.
729
00:50:48,773 --> 00:50:50,433
S... Samantha!
730
00:50:51,509 --> 00:50:54,379
- Say goodbye to the little cunts.
- Fuck!
731
00:51:32,851 --> 00:51:35,151
If you like me so much,
tell me what you like about me.
732
00:51:36,554 --> 00:51:39,524
I like that you're smart...
733
00:51:39,557 --> 00:51:41,577
and you're interesting...
734
00:51:41,626 --> 00:51:43,386
and you don't take shit
from people...
735
00:51:45,430 --> 00:51:47,300
and I like who I am
when I'm with you.
736
00:51:47,332 --> 00:51:49,302
See?
737
00:51:49,334 --> 00:51:51,634
It's not even about me.
You don't give a shit about me.
738
00:51:51,669 --> 00:51:54,399
- Well, that's not true.
- Yeah?
739
00:51:54,439 --> 00:51:56,369
Then why don't you
ask me any questions?
740
00:51:57,475 --> 00:51:59,195
Ask you any quest...
what do you mean?
741
00:51:59,244 --> 00:52:01,474
- That's a question right there.
- No, I mean like
742
00:52:01,512 --> 00:52:03,282
"Hey, Em, how's your band?"
743
00:52:03,314 --> 00:52:05,944
"How's your sick mom, Emily?"
744
00:52:05,984 --> 00:52:07,824
Well, I'm not a question asker.
745
00:52:07,852 --> 00:52:10,122
- You know what it's like?
- You're gonna say I'm not...
746
00:52:10,154 --> 00:52:12,994
It's just like I can't tell if you're...
I don't know if it's me,
747
00:52:13,024 --> 00:52:15,694
or if... or if you're just afraid.
748
00:52:17,128 --> 00:52:18,688
Afraid? I'm afraid of what?
749
00:52:18,730 --> 00:52:20,250
Intimacy.
750
00:52:20,298 --> 00:52:22,158
- And you're not.
- No, I'm not.
751
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,830
Oh come... all right, that's why
you're with someone right now?
752
00:52:27,705 --> 00:52:31,435
Don't you ever think that maybe you
just haven't met the right person yet?
753
00:52:32,677 --> 00:52:35,367
You know, I feel like
when I meet that person,
754
00:52:35,413 --> 00:52:37,353
that I'll ask the right questions.
755
00:52:37,382 --> 00:52:40,082
This is a waste of time.
You can't stay here.
756
00:52:40,118 --> 00:52:41,878
You... you tell me
that I'm afraid.
757
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,250
And then the minute I get real,
you're gonna kick me out.
758
00:52:44,289 --> 00:52:46,349
- You want me to get real with you?
- Yeah.
759
00:52:46,391 --> 00:52:49,331
Okay, I have always been
attracted to you, okay?
760
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,830
But that is it.
761
00:52:51,863 --> 00:52:54,923
'Cause I don't find you
remotely interesting.
762
00:52:55,967 --> 00:52:58,937
- You don't mean that.
- Yeah, I do. I think you're vacuous.
763
00:52:58,970 --> 00:53:01,770
And you fuck women for stuff?
764
00:53:04,409 --> 00:53:06,039
You're a whore.
765
00:53:09,881 --> 00:53:11,681
Is everything okay?
766
00:53:11,716 --> 00:53:13,676
Yeah, it's fine.
767
00:53:25,196 --> 00:53:27,526
Harry. Hey, where are you?
768
00:53:29,233 --> 00:53:30,763
Where?
769
00:53:30,802 --> 00:53:32,532
- Nikki?
- Yeah yeah.
770
00:53:32,570 --> 00:53:34,940
I'm Sean. I'm Harry's buddy
from high school.
771
00:53:39,577 --> 00:53:41,697
Very very nice.
That girl's hot.
772
00:53:41,746 --> 00:53:43,266
How are you?
I love you.
773
00:53:43,314 --> 00:53:44,914
You're fucking hot.
774
00:53:48,419 --> 00:53:52,189
Harry, yo, I gotta talk to you.
775
00:53:52,223 --> 00:53:53,993
Harry.
776
00:53:55,460 --> 00:53:57,490
Oh my goodness. Hi.
777
00:53:59,464 --> 00:54:02,564
You are fucking gorgeous.
Let's do this right now.
778
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,330
Let's just start.
779
00:54:07,138 --> 00:54:10,598
Hey, hi, how are you?
Hi, nice to meet you.
780
00:54:10,641 --> 00:54:12,731
Can I just...
can you lean back for a second?
781
00:54:12,777 --> 00:54:14,297
All right? Wow?
782
00:54:14,345 --> 00:54:16,245
- Will you rub your box for me?
- All right.
783
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,250
- That's not...
- Rub your box for me, come on.
784
00:54:18,282 --> 00:54:19,772
Rub your box for Daddy.
Fucking love it.
785
00:54:19,817 --> 00:54:21,787
- Dude, what the fuck?
- Come on, come on. Rub your box.
786
00:54:21,819 --> 00:54:24,339
Yo, come on, man.
787
00:54:24,389 --> 00:54:25,909
- No, they like that.
- No, that's not cool.
788
00:54:25,957 --> 00:54:27,787
- That's not cool.
- Will you rub your box for me?
789
00:54:27,825 --> 00:54:29,785
Just like rub your box for me
like you were in the shower.
790
00:54:29,827 --> 00:54:31,817
- Don't talk to her like that.
- No, they like that.
791
00:54:31,863 --> 00:54:34,063
Did you wash your ass, actually?
Can I smell?
792
00:54:34,098 --> 00:54:35,858
- What the fuck, man?
- That would be great.
793
00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:38,060
You little fucking whore!
794
00:54:38,102 --> 00:54:40,092
- Okay. What the...
- Hey hey hey!
795
00:54:40,138 --> 00:54:42,198
Hey, what are you doing, man?
796
00:54:44,976 --> 00:54:46,636
It's a fucking strip club, man.
797
00:54:46,677 --> 00:54:48,197
Come on, man.
798
00:54:48,246 --> 00:54:50,836
That girl's straight off the bus
from like Kansas or whatever.
799
00:54:50,882 --> 00:54:52,942
You don't talk to her like that.
800
00:54:52,984 --> 00:54:54,474
She's a human being, man.
801
00:54:54,519 --> 00:54:57,579
Are you kidding me?
You objectify women more than anyone.
802
00:54:57,622 --> 00:54:59,392
What if that girl
was your sister, man?
803
00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:01,824
Dude, I wouldn't let you within
10 miles of my sister, all right?
804
00:55:01,859 --> 00:55:03,719
And you wouldn't even go after her
'cause she doesn't have the right car
805
00:55:03,761 --> 00:55:06,061
or the right house, right?
806
00:55:07,298 --> 00:55:09,658
Well, you should've told me that
before I fucked her.
807
00:55:11,536 --> 00:55:13,826
Smelled like Teen Spirit, man.
808
00:55:13,871 --> 00:55:15,961
Fuck you.
809
00:55:16,007 --> 00:55:17,997
Get the fuck out of my face.
810
00:55:23,047 --> 00:55:24,877
Here comes your boyfriend.
811
00:55:32,824 --> 00:55:34,854
- Think I can slip in?
- Sorry, bro, not tonight, man.
812
00:55:34,892 --> 00:55:36,952
- No, you're kidding me, right?
- Not my call.
813
00:55:39,897 --> 00:55:41,987
Come on.
I'm sorry.
814
00:55:42,033 --> 00:55:44,703
- You're joking, right?
- It's not us tonight. It's a buyout.
815
00:56:03,654 --> 00:56:05,184
Come on, man.
I said I was sorry.
816
00:56:05,223 --> 00:56:07,253
You're always sorry.
Just take your shit.
817
00:56:07,291 --> 00:56:09,451
I got nowhere to go, man.
818
00:56:09,494 --> 00:56:12,404
I'm sure you're gonna figure it out.
819
00:56:22,940 --> 00:56:25,880
820
00:56:25,910 --> 00:56:27,610
Unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
821
00:56:27,645 --> 00:56:29,505
You guys have...
what... what about the sweater?
822
00:56:29,547 --> 00:56:32,377
- What'll you give me for the sweater?
- Nine bucks.
823
00:56:32,416 --> 00:56:34,776
Nine bucks?!
No, that's rob... fine.
824
00:56:34,819 --> 00:56:36,449
You know what?
Take it. Take it.
825
00:56:36,487 --> 00:56:39,217
826
00:56:39,257 --> 00:56:41,447
827
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,760
828
00:56:45,796 --> 00:56:48,356
829
00:56:50,001 --> 00:56:53,161
I'm good. Yeah, things are good.
Real good.
830
00:56:53,204 --> 00:56:55,334
You've been out there for a long time.
831
00:56:55,373 --> 00:56:57,933
Are you working?
832
00:56:57,975 --> 00:56:59,875
Yeah.
833
00:56:59,911 --> 00:57:01,501
I'm up for a couple jobs.
834
00:57:01,546 --> 00:57:03,776
They're, um...
835
00:57:03,814 --> 00:57:06,584
they're big campaigns actually,
so if I get one
836
00:57:06,617 --> 00:57:08,477
it could be real good.
837
00:57:10,288 --> 00:57:11,978
Hello?
838
00:57:14,592 --> 00:57:17,222
Mom?
839
00:57:17,261 --> 00:57:20,131
you and me...
840
00:57:20,164 --> 00:57:21,794
841
00:57:21,832 --> 00:57:24,732
Hollywood Hollywood
842
00:57:24,769 --> 00:57:27,859
big star...
843
00:57:27,905 --> 00:57:30,595
Hi, you've reached Terry.
844
00:57:30,641 --> 00:57:32,771
- Leave a message. I'll call you back.
- Mom?
845
00:57:32,810 --> 00:57:34,940
846
00:57:34,979 --> 00:57:37,809
- Hello?
-
847
00:57:37,848 --> 00:57:39,578
Pick up, Mom.
848
00:57:39,617 --> 00:57:41,277
849
00:57:41,319 --> 00:57:44,119
Hollywood Hollywood.
850
00:58:02,173 --> 00:58:03,973
When I first came here,
851
00:58:04,008 --> 00:58:07,098
I thought every day was
gonna be a Van Halen video...
852
00:58:07,144 --> 00:58:08,744
hot chicks wearing bikinis
853
00:58:08,779 --> 00:58:10,609
riding around on roller skates
854
00:58:10,648 --> 00:58:12,338
drinking cocktails by the pool.
855
00:58:14,085 --> 00:58:15,675
Damn you, Van Halen.
856
00:58:36,073 --> 00:58:39,013
their branches again
857
00:58:39,043 --> 00:58:42,413
I'll eventually swim
858
00:58:42,446 --> 00:58:45,746
a wave in my heart
859
00:58:45,783 --> 00:58:49,983
now we'll make a new start
860
00:58:56,027 --> 00:58:59,617
will find their branches again
861
00:58:59,664 --> 00:59:02,864
I'll eventually swim
862
00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:06,500
a wave in my heart
863
00:59:06,537 --> 00:59:09,557
now we'll make a new start
864
00:59:17,381 --> 00:59:20,541
865
00:59:20,584 --> 00:59:23,384
866
00:59:24,422 --> 00:59:27,552
on my heart
867
00:59:33,097 --> 00:59:36,827
868
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,100
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Swimming.
869
00:59:47,478 --> 00:59:49,068
Look,
870
00:59:49,113 --> 00:59:51,983
I'm sorry about what happened,
but this is not fucking cool.
871
00:59:52,016 --> 00:59:54,506
What happened?
872
00:59:54,552 --> 00:59:57,492
I called you an asshole.
I kicked you out.
873
00:59:57,521 --> 00:59:59,051
I called you a whore.
874
00:59:59,090 --> 01:00:00,580
I'm sorry.
875
01:00:00,624 --> 01:00:02,424
That's strange.
876
01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:05,550
'Cause it seems like you and I
are maybe playing the same cards.
877
01:00:05,596 --> 01:00:07,356
- Yeah.
- Last time I checked, you were living
878
01:00:07,398 --> 01:00:10,268
in a $5 million house. Now you're
turning tricks for a sandwich.
879
01:00:10,301 --> 01:00:13,431
- I'm not turning anything.
- Tell me something, though...
880
01:00:13,471 --> 01:00:15,601
out of everybody here, why her?
881
01:00:15,639 --> 01:00:19,009
I don't think you understand
my situation, okay?
882
01:00:19,043 --> 01:00:22,713
I'm about to get evicted
from the Sahara Motor Inn.
883
01:00:22,747 --> 01:00:24,737
I'm selling my near-mint
sweaters for nine bucks.
884
01:00:24,782 --> 01:00:27,622
And the club sandwich is gonna be
the first thing I've had to eat all day.
885
01:00:27,651 --> 01:00:29,981
I don't really have time
to be picky.
886
01:00:32,790 --> 01:00:35,120
Going up to my suite.
887
01:00:35,159 --> 01:00:36,819
Are you coming?
888
01:00:39,430 --> 01:00:42,460
He'd like to know if your AmEx
is silver or black?
889
01:00:45,336 --> 01:00:49,166
I'll buy him a sandwich...
you ratty bitch.
890
01:00:56,480 --> 01:01:00,040
- This is us?
- Is that okay?
891
01:01:00,084 --> 01:01:02,314
What? Are you scamming
a schoolteacher now?
892
01:01:03,554 --> 01:01:05,924
Used car salesman.
893
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,320
I hate the furniture.
Don't look at it.
894
01:01:14,365 --> 01:01:17,655
My roommate's a total pothead.
She never comes out of her room.
895
01:01:20,704 --> 01:01:23,804
So what happened to Mercedes?
896
01:01:27,011 --> 01:01:29,281
I told her it wasn't working out.
897
01:01:30,514 --> 01:01:33,454
- What about the Porsche?
- Turned into an asshole.
898
01:01:33,484 --> 01:01:36,214
I got back at him though.
899
01:01:36,253 --> 01:01:38,723
I sold his cigars on eBay.
900
01:01:45,362 --> 01:01:47,892
Dougie.
901
01:01:47,932 --> 01:01:49,562
I don't know.
902
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,500
Where you been looking?
903
01:01:53,070 --> 01:01:56,200
Actually, I was on my way to do
some grocery shopping.
904
01:01:58,409 --> 01:02:00,929
Bristol Farms on Doheny.
905
01:02:00,978 --> 01:02:03,378
You said you wanted to see me.
906
01:02:03,414 --> 01:02:05,544
Great.
907
01:02:05,583 --> 01:02:07,413
When are you picking me up?
908
01:02:09,086 --> 01:02:10,636
Perfect.
909
01:02:10,688 --> 01:02:12,748
See you then, baby.
Ciao.
910
01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:16,415
What do you want for dinner?
911
01:02:30,207 --> 01:02:31,827
Cheers to that.
912
01:02:39,283 --> 01:02:42,253
This wine would be better after 2012.
913
01:02:43,287 --> 01:02:45,347
Maybe we should wait.
914
01:02:47,491 --> 01:02:49,431
We're not in. Leave a message.
915
01:02:50,995 --> 01:02:53,285
Hey, it's me.
You know Douglas Dukes,
916
01:02:53,330 --> 01:02:56,960
that video game billionaire? I guess
he just broke up with what's-her-name.
917
01:02:57,001 --> 01:02:58,901
And he and his boys
are going to Les Trois tonight.
918
01:02:58,936 --> 01:03:01,096
I can't go,
but I put you on the list.
919
01:03:01,138 --> 01:03:03,568
Have fun.
920
01:03:15,686 --> 01:03:17,376
You gonna keep stepping
on my dress like that?
921
01:03:17,421 --> 01:03:19,751
All night long I'm stepping
on your dress like that.
922
01:03:19,790 --> 01:03:21,660
Two shots of tequila, please.
923
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,590
- Got him.
- Where?
924
01:03:24,628 --> 01:03:26,928
12:00.
925
01:03:26,964 --> 01:03:29,874
Next to the girl in the yellow.
926
01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:31,600
Not bad.
927
01:03:32,803 --> 01:03:34,933
- Hmm.
- Can I have a gin and tonic?
928
01:03:34,972 --> 01:03:37,132
- What are we drinking to?
- Trouble.
929
01:03:43,314 --> 01:03:44,944
- Laugh.
- What?
930
01:03:44,982 --> 01:03:47,312
I just said something funny.
Laugh.
931
01:03:52,990 --> 01:03:55,360
Well done.
932
01:03:55,392 --> 01:03:57,292
- I try.
- Any more moves?
933
01:03:59,330 --> 01:04:02,460
- Can you dance?
- Can I dance?
934
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:26,150
coming anymore?
935
01:04:28,592 --> 01:04:31,822
coming anymore?
936
01:04:59,089 --> 01:05:02,749
They say you gotta kiss
a lot of frogs to find your prince.
937
01:05:04,161 --> 01:05:06,891
But in this town,
everyone thinks they're royalty.
938
01:05:06,930 --> 01:05:08,800
And the frogs
don't stand a chance.
939
01:05:14,672 --> 01:05:18,072
- I want 15%.
- You're out of your mind.
940
01:05:18,108 --> 01:05:20,268
Fine, 12.
941
01:05:20,310 --> 01:05:22,440
Four and that's my final offer.
942
01:05:22,479 --> 01:05:25,539
What are you, my pimp?
943
01:05:25,582 --> 01:05:27,912
Look, l...
944
01:05:33,957 --> 01:05:36,787
Oh man.
All I need's a blanket.
945
01:05:36,827 --> 01:05:38,987
I don't need all those
sheets and everything.
946
01:05:40,130 --> 01:05:42,060
I don't want you getting
your funk all over.
947
01:05:42,099 --> 01:05:44,929
My funk.
948
01:05:44,968 --> 01:05:47,058
Yeah, you can't wash a couch.
949
01:05:48,105 --> 01:05:51,165
- Night.
- Hey, thank you.
950
01:05:52,943 --> 01:05:54,473
I'd let you sleep in my bed,
951
01:05:54,511 --> 01:05:58,071
but, um, I wouldn't
want you to get confused.
952
01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:01,580
Good night.
953
01:06:39,389 --> 01:06:43,019
The, uh, couch is...
954
01:06:43,060 --> 01:06:45,190
the couch is a little short.
955
01:06:45,229 --> 01:06:47,459
So, I'm... I'm just gonna...
956
01:06:47,498 --> 01:06:51,298
just gonna lie
down here like this.
957
01:06:51,335 --> 01:06:53,295
I'm on the side, away from you.
958
01:06:53,337 --> 01:06:55,167
You won't even know I'm here.
959
01:06:55,205 --> 01:06:58,225
- Okay, I'll take the couch.
- No. No no no.
960
01:06:58,275 --> 01:07:00,175
No, wait. Wait.
961
01:07:02,179 --> 01:07:04,509
- What?
- What are you afraid of?
962
01:07:05,582 --> 01:07:07,682
You really think I'm gonna
make a pass at you?
963
01:07:07,718 --> 01:07:11,148
- You're in my bed.
- And?
964
01:07:11,188 --> 01:07:14,418
You don't... you don't think you can
keep your hands off me, huh?
965
01:07:14,458 --> 01:07:17,088
Please!
966
01:07:17,127 --> 01:07:20,187
We're adults. I think
we can control ourselves.
967
01:07:22,933 --> 01:07:24,593
Whatever.
968
01:07:41,652 --> 01:07:43,882
Sorry.
969
01:07:43,921 --> 01:07:46,081
For what?
970
01:07:46,123 --> 01:07:48,563
What? I nudged you, didn't I?
971
01:07:49,793 --> 01:07:51,393
I didn't feel anything.
972
01:07:52,629 --> 01:07:55,259
Well, l... l... I brushed up
973
01:07:55,299 --> 01:07:57,459
against your foot like that.
974
01:07:59,503 --> 01:08:01,273
I felt that.
975
01:08:11,682 --> 01:08:13,452
Do you feel that?
976
01:08:16,787 --> 01:08:18,577
That tickles.
977
01:08:23,460 --> 01:08:25,760
Like good tickles or bad tickles?
978
01:08:28,198 --> 01:08:29,788
Just tickles.
979
01:08:33,604 --> 01:08:35,274
I can tell you're smiling
980
01:08:35,305 --> 01:08:37,095
and I can't even see your face.
981
01:08:38,408 --> 01:08:40,738
How many times
have you used that line?
982
01:08:42,279 --> 01:08:43,909
Oh, I don't know.
983
01:08:45,382 --> 01:08:48,112
But I'm not just saying it
to get your pants off.
984
01:08:52,756 --> 01:08:54,376
My pants are already off.
985
01:08:57,327 --> 01:08:59,157
Oh.
986
01:09:04,968 --> 01:09:06,798
What are we doing?
987
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:11,670
Why do we have to be doing anything?
988
01:09:13,877 --> 01:09:15,667
This is not a good idea.
989
01:09:19,850 --> 01:09:23,650
If I don't kiss your right now,
my face is gonna fall off.
990
01:09:29,026 --> 01:09:30,716
- All right.
- There.
991
01:09:30,761 --> 01:09:33,031
Oh, I need more than that.
992
01:09:35,465 --> 01:09:37,795
For what?
993
01:09:37,834 --> 01:09:39,504
See if I like it.
994
01:09:39,536 --> 01:09:42,266
If you like it?
995
01:09:42,306 --> 01:09:44,036
Yeah.
996
01:09:53,350 --> 01:09:55,280
Like it?
997
01:09:55,319 --> 01:09:58,719
I didn't like that at all.
998
01:09:58,755 --> 01:10:01,415
- Really?
- Yeah.
999
01:10:20,377 --> 01:10:22,737
So none of that was true?
1000
01:10:22,779 --> 01:10:24,339
I don't have a brother.
1001
01:10:24,381 --> 01:10:26,251
Well, I knew that.
1002
01:10:26,283 --> 01:10:27,883
But I'm from Canada.
1003
01:10:29,453 --> 01:10:31,053
I'm sorry about that.
1004
01:10:32,789 --> 01:10:36,049
So when'd you decide to stop
playing Mata Hari with me?
1005
01:10:36,093 --> 01:10:38,963
What makes you
so sure I stopped?
1006
01:10:38,996 --> 01:10:40,726
You're two drinks in
1007
01:10:40,764 --> 01:10:43,294
and you're already bragging
about all your lies.
1008
01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:45,103
I could drink you
under the table.
1009
01:10:45,135 --> 01:10:46,925
- Oh come on.
- Oh my God...
1010
01:10:46,970 --> 01:10:48,460
- Nikki, hi.
- Hey.
1011
01:10:48,505 --> 01:10:50,935
- How are you? Hi.
- Hey.
1012
01:10:50,974 --> 01:10:53,034
Hey, remember me?
1013
01:10:53,076 --> 01:10:54,866
Yeah, of course.
1014
01:10:55,912 --> 01:10:59,042
- What's my name?
- Your name.
1015
01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:02,480
My name.
1016
01:11:02,519 --> 01:11:04,889
I'm blanking out.
Um, I'm blanking.
1017
01:11:06,757 --> 01:11:08,487
You don't remember.
1018
01:11:13,130 --> 01:11:14,960
That was fucked up.
1019
01:11:15,999 --> 01:11:18,469
- Sorry.
- Don't be sorry.
1020
01:11:18,502 --> 01:11:20,772
She's a jerk.
1021
01:11:20,804 --> 01:11:22,744
Chew this into your food.
1022
01:11:28,612 --> 01:11:30,102
- Mm?
- Yeah.
1023
01:11:32,082 --> 01:11:35,022
- Oh... ah!
- Oh my God. Waiter!
1024
01:11:37,454 --> 01:11:39,484
- How can I assist?
- I don't want to cause a scene,
1025
01:11:39,523 --> 01:11:42,253
but there's garbage in the food.
We're leaving now.
1026
01:11:44,094 --> 01:11:45,864
- Wow.
- I'm sorry, sir.
1027
01:11:45,896 --> 01:11:47,796
- Come on.
- Yeah, I'm coming, honey.
1028
01:12:14,491 --> 01:12:16,361
How long do you think
it takes for it to set?
1029
01:12:16,393 --> 01:12:20,193
- I don't know, like 20 seconds?
- See the dolphin?
1030
01:12:20,230 --> 01:12:22,820
You see the dolphins?
There's freaking dolphins out there.
1031
01:12:22,866 --> 01:12:24,386
- Oh!
- See it?
1032
01:12:24,434 --> 01:12:26,164
- Yeah.
- There's freaking dolphins.
1033
01:12:28,338 --> 01:12:30,808
1034
01:12:30,841 --> 01:12:33,041
1035
01:12:34,077 --> 01:12:36,707
1036
01:12:36,746 --> 01:12:38,266
1037
01:12:39,616 --> 01:12:41,706
1038
01:12:41,751 --> 01:12:43,811
1039
01:12:45,522 --> 01:12:47,722
1040
01:12:47,757 --> 01:12:49,247
-
- Bye, baby.
1041
01:12:49,292 --> 01:12:50,782
Bye.
1042
01:12:50,827 --> 01:12:52,317
-
- Where are you going?
1043
01:12:52,362 --> 01:12:54,492
Out. I'll be back in a bit.
1044
01:12:57,300 --> 01:12:59,600
1045
01:12:59,636 --> 01:13:02,656
1046
01:13:02,706 --> 01:13:06,566
1047
01:13:07,677 --> 01:13:10,507
1048
01:13:10,547 --> 01:13:13,277
1049
01:13:13,316 --> 01:13:15,276
1050
01:13:36,139 --> 01:13:40,409
1051
01:13:41,912 --> 01:13:46,042
1052
01:13:47,484 --> 01:13:51,724
1053
01:13:52,923 --> 01:13:54,763
1054
01:13:58,995 --> 01:14:00,545
Hey.
1055
01:14:02,032 --> 01:14:03,832
Hey.
1056
01:14:07,103 --> 01:14:09,663
You all right?
1057
01:14:09,706 --> 01:14:11,636
Hey.
1058
01:14:12,709 --> 01:14:14,399
What happened?
1059
01:14:14,444 --> 01:14:16,244
I just kinda broke up
with someone.
1060
01:14:21,084 --> 01:14:23,084
You gotta fucking
be kidding me.
1061
01:14:25,088 --> 01:14:26,988
He's my fiancй.
1062
01:14:29,492 --> 01:14:31,152
Why didn't you tell me?
1063
01:14:32,162 --> 01:14:33,822
I'm telling you now.
1064
01:14:39,069 --> 01:14:41,039
When's the last time
you talked to him?
1065
01:14:42,405 --> 01:14:44,365
Yesterday.
1066
01:14:47,244 --> 01:14:49,184
When's the last time
you saw him?
1067
01:14:50,714 --> 01:14:52,244
- Don't do this.
- Don't do what?
1068
01:14:52,282 --> 01:14:54,222
What am I doing?
1069
01:14:54,251 --> 01:14:56,221
Like it's a big surprise.
1070
01:14:56,253 --> 01:14:57,813
He's rich.
1071
01:14:57,854 --> 01:15:00,624
- His family owns the Rangers.
- Which one,
1072
01:15:00,657 --> 01:15:02,557
Texas or New York?
1073
01:15:02,592 --> 01:15:04,122
New York.
1074
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,130
Well, fuck, what'd you
break up with him for?
1075
01:15:06,162 --> 01:15:08,292
He sounds like a fucking catch.
1076
01:15:08,331 --> 01:15:10,271
- You know why.
- No, I don't.
1077
01:15:10,300 --> 01:15:11,930
Honestly, I don't
know what to think.
1078
01:15:11,968 --> 01:15:13,698
Because I love you.
1079
01:15:17,073 --> 01:15:19,043
Happy? I said it.
1080
01:15:20,744 --> 01:15:23,514
- Do you love him?
- No.
1081
01:15:26,449 --> 01:15:28,209
Well...
1082
01:15:29,286 --> 01:15:31,186
I don't think I was
faking it all the time.
1083
01:15:37,127 --> 01:15:39,187
Are you faking it with me?
1084
01:15:41,131 --> 01:15:43,001
Why would I fake it?
1085
01:15:44,501 --> 01:15:47,201
You don't have a dime
or a job or a fucking plan.
1086
01:15:47,237 --> 01:15:49,397
What would I fake for?
1087
01:15:59,082 --> 01:16:00,712
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
1088
01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,550
I don't have a fucking plan.
1089
01:16:44,961 --> 01:16:48,291
1090
01:16:48,331 --> 01:16:51,361
1091
01:16:52,736 --> 01:16:56,536
1092
01:16:56,573 --> 01:16:59,873
1093
01:16:59,909 --> 01:17:03,239
1094
01:17:04,714 --> 01:17:07,114
1095
01:17:07,150 --> 01:17:08,640
Heather?
1096
01:17:08,685 --> 01:17:12,015
1097
01:17:12,055 --> 01:17:14,145
-
- "Nikki, I'm going
1098
01:17:14,190 --> 01:17:15,820
to New York to try
to sort this out.
1099
01:17:15,859 --> 01:17:18,489
Don't burn down the house.
Big hug. Heather."
1100
01:17:19,896 --> 01:17:21,686
Just come back.
You... don't leave.
1101
01:17:21,731 --> 01:17:23,561
I know you're not gone yet.
You can't be gone yet.
1102
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:25,330
You couldn't have
gotten a flight that fast.
1103
01:17:25,368 --> 01:17:28,458
Just... fuck. Just call me back
and come back.
1104
01:17:28,505 --> 01:17:32,365
1105
01:17:32,409 --> 01:17:36,779
1106
01:17:36,813 --> 01:17:39,513
1107
01:17:40,884 --> 01:17:44,224
1108
01:17:44,254 --> 01:17:48,024
1109
01:17:48,057 --> 01:17:50,787
1110
01:17:55,598 --> 01:17:58,258
Okay, this is hard to believe
it's not real meat.
1111
01:18:00,170 --> 01:18:03,300
- Do... do you mind if l...
- Oh, please.
1112
01:18:03,339 --> 01:18:05,359
Look who it is.
1113
01:18:05,408 --> 01:18:07,668
- Mr. Monday night!
- Hey.
1114
01:18:07,710 --> 01:18:10,240
Hey. What are you doing?
1115
01:18:11,481 --> 01:18:14,581
You want to watch the game?
1116
01:18:16,553 --> 01:18:18,853
- All that beer for you?
- No.
1117
01:18:18,888 --> 01:18:20,878
Uh... this one's for me
1118
01:18:20,924 --> 01:18:23,154
and then I got another one.
1119
01:18:23,193 --> 01:18:24,923
- Oh, here we go.
- Oopsie.
1120
01:18:27,030 --> 01:18:28,930
Do you, um...
1121
01:18:30,967 --> 01:18:33,057
what do you say
I drive you home?
1122
01:18:33,102 --> 01:18:35,162
- Okay.
- Okay.
1123
01:18:37,140 --> 01:18:39,770
Don't get sick in the car.
Here, I'll pull over.
1124
01:18:39,809 --> 01:18:42,299
I'm pulling over.
Just... all right.
1125
01:18:42,345 --> 01:18:45,535
Open your door.
Open your door, don't...
1126
01:18:47,417 --> 01:18:48,977
Are you all right?
1127
01:18:50,453 --> 01:18:52,583
Do you want me to...
1128
01:19:03,166 --> 01:19:05,126
Are you mad?
1129
01:19:05,168 --> 01:19:08,628
No, I was worried.
I called you like 17,000 times.
1130
01:19:08,671 --> 01:19:10,611
It's been hard to get away.
1131
01:19:12,308 --> 01:19:13,828
Are you with him now?
1132
01:19:13,877 --> 01:19:15,707
No, I'm not with him.
1133
01:19:15,745 --> 01:19:18,905
Baby, I'm sorry.
I'm... l... look, I'm sorry
1134
01:19:18,948 --> 01:19:21,348
I was such a dick.
I just... come home.
1135
01:19:22,819 --> 01:19:25,079
Do you know what it's like
sleeping in your bed without you?
1136
01:19:25,121 --> 01:19:26,851
No. What's it like?
1137
01:19:26,890 --> 01:19:28,790
It's miserable.
I can... I can smell you,
1138
01:19:28,825 --> 01:19:30,445
but I can't touch you.
1139
01:19:30,493 --> 01:19:33,623
- When are you coming home?
- Nikki...
1140
01:19:33,663 --> 01:19:36,003
Why can't you just leave now?
1141
01:19:36,032 --> 01:19:38,362
- It's complicated.
- Baby, I don't...
1142
01:19:38,401 --> 01:19:40,461
l... I'm here. You're there
with this guy and l...
1143
01:19:40,503 --> 01:19:43,173
Who do you think's
been paying the bills?
1144
01:19:43,206 --> 01:19:45,106
Who do you think bought the bed
we're sleeping in?
1145
01:19:46,509 --> 01:19:48,879
- Baby, look, that's over. It's done.
- Hey!
1146
01:19:48,912 --> 01:19:52,182
We're not gonna do that anymore.
I'm gonna... we'll get a place.
1147
01:19:52,215 --> 01:19:54,475
I'll... I'll...
1148
01:19:54,517 --> 01:19:57,447
deliver pizzas or rob banks...
I'll become a cop or something.
1149
01:19:57,487 --> 01:19:59,217
Hey!
1150
01:19:59,255 --> 01:20:02,655
- I love you.
- I love you, baby.
1151
01:20:02,692 --> 01:20:04,992
- Let me in the car!
- Who's that?
1152
01:20:07,564 --> 01:20:09,694
- It's a girl.
- Why didn't you tell me
1153
01:20:09,732 --> 01:20:11,392
you were with someone?
Who's the girl?
1154
01:20:11,434 --> 01:20:14,704
It's... she's just a friend.
I was... she was drunk
1155
01:20:14,737 --> 01:20:17,227
and I didn't want her
to drive and so l...
1156
01:20:17,273 --> 01:20:19,743
I told her that
I would take her home.
1157
01:20:19,776 --> 01:20:22,266
What kind of car does she have?
1158
01:20:22,312 --> 01:20:24,372
This isn't funny anymore!
1159
01:20:24,414 --> 01:20:27,014
It's a Mercedes,
but it's not what... baby...
1160
01:20:27,050 --> 01:20:28,850
I've gotta go.
1161
01:20:28,885 --> 01:20:30,675
No, baby, don't... don't...
1162
01:20:32,956 --> 01:20:35,286
I was on the phone
with my girlfriend.
1163
01:20:35,325 --> 01:20:36,845
You're an asshole.
1164
01:21:15,365 --> 01:21:17,125
Who is it?
1165
01:21:17,166 --> 01:21:19,996
Uh, it's Nikki.
I'm a friend of Heather's.
1166
01:21:24,107 --> 01:21:27,077
- Hey.
- Hi. Is something wrong?
1167
01:21:27,110 --> 01:21:30,480
- Do you know where Heather is?
- Who are you?
1168
01:21:32,815 --> 01:21:34,365
I'm kind of your roommate.
1169
01:21:37,487 --> 01:21:39,147
What is that?
1170
01:21:39,188 --> 01:21:41,708
Sounds like music.
1171
01:21:41,758 --> 01:21:44,248
Where's Heather?
1172
01:21:44,293 --> 01:21:46,453
That's what I'm
trying to figure out.
1173
01:21:46,496 --> 01:21:49,356
- What is your name?
- Nikki.
1174
01:21:49,399 --> 01:21:51,869
- I'm Eva.
- Hey.
1175
01:21:51,901 --> 01:21:53,931
Sure means certain.
1176
01:21:55,538 --> 01:21:57,438
Pretty sure
doesn't mean anything.
1177
01:21:57,473 --> 01:21:59,033
Okay, I'm sure.
1178
01:21:59,075 --> 01:22:01,805
Okay. Then you need to act.
1179
01:22:04,814 --> 01:22:06,784
Like what?
Get on a plane?
1180
01:22:07,850 --> 01:22:09,780
I mean, make a commitment.
1181
01:22:11,788 --> 01:22:13,648
What kind of commitment?
1182
01:22:14,957 --> 01:22:16,887
A commitment.
1183
01:22:31,441 --> 01:22:32,931
Greene Street.
1184
01:22:35,144 --> 01:22:38,604
Believe me,
if the ring is the problem,
1185
01:22:38,648 --> 01:22:40,238
the ring is not the problem.
1186
01:22:46,422 --> 01:22:48,582
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1187
01:22:50,493 --> 01:22:52,723
1188
01:22:52,762 --> 01:22:55,752
1189
01:22:57,867 --> 01:23:02,627
1190
01:23:06,809 --> 01:23:08,639
1191
01:23:08,678 --> 01:23:11,238
1192
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:12,910
1193
01:23:14,817 --> 01:23:18,507
1194
01:23:18,554 --> 01:23:23,014
heart beat fast
1195
01:23:23,059 --> 01:23:25,549
1196
01:23:25,595 --> 01:23:27,645
-
- Actually, I don't know
1197
01:23:27,697 --> 01:23:29,187
how to thank you for this.
1198
01:23:29,232 --> 01:23:31,002
Just pay me back
some time, okay?
1199
01:23:31,033 --> 01:23:32,633
- You're a great friend.
- I know, I know.
1200
01:23:32,668 --> 01:23:34,638
- Okay, you're late, all right?
- Good luck.
1201
01:23:34,670 --> 01:23:36,930
Okay. I feel like I'm gonna puke.
1202
01:23:36,973 --> 01:23:38,963
- That sounds about right.
- Go get her.
1203
01:23:39,008 --> 01:23:41,668
-
-
1204
01:23:41,711 --> 01:23:46,171
1205
01:23:47,550 --> 01:23:51,510
1206
01:23:51,554 --> 01:23:55,394
1207
01:23:55,424 --> 01:23:57,894
1208
01:23:57,927 --> 01:24:01,017
1209
01:24:02,832 --> 01:24:05,562
1210
01:24:05,601 --> 01:24:08,801
1211
01:24:12,074 --> 01:24:14,044
1212
01:24:15,111 --> 01:24:18,171
1213
01:24:20,116 --> 01:24:24,016
1214
01:24:24,053 --> 01:24:27,253
your heart beat fast
1215
01:24:28,324 --> 01:24:32,094
1216
01:24:32,128 --> 01:24:35,428
heart beat fast.
1217
01:24:42,805 --> 01:24:44,925
What are you doing here?
1218
01:24:44,974 --> 01:24:47,914
- Is he here?
- No, but he could be.
1219
01:24:49,445 --> 01:24:51,705
Nothing happened
with that girl.
1220
01:24:51,747 --> 01:24:53,937
It was completely innocent,
I swear to you.
1221
01:24:56,786 --> 01:24:58,446
Close the door.
1222
01:25:03,860 --> 01:25:06,190
You shouldn't have come here.
1223
01:25:06,229 --> 01:25:09,719
I had to come here.
This isn't real.
1224
01:25:09,765 --> 01:25:12,165
You know this isn't real.
This is bullshit.
1225
01:25:14,270 --> 01:25:16,360
I've been here.
1226
01:25:17,607 --> 01:25:19,577
You can't be happy.
1227
01:25:23,779 --> 01:25:26,909
Come here.
Come here.
1228
01:25:28,351 --> 01:25:30,721
Come with me.
Let's go.
1229
01:25:31,754 --> 01:25:33,784
Go get your stuff.
1230
01:25:33,823 --> 01:25:35,793
I can't.
1231
01:25:36,826 --> 01:25:39,416
Why not?
1232
01:25:39,462 --> 01:25:41,622
Say we go back to LA.
Then what?
1233
01:25:41,664 --> 01:25:43,934
Get an apartment?
1234
01:25:43,966 --> 01:25:46,086
They want first, last and security.
That's five grand.
1235
01:25:46,135 --> 01:25:47,895
Where do we get that?
1236
01:25:47,937 --> 01:25:49,457
Hmm?
1237
01:25:49,505 --> 01:25:52,595
- We'll figure it out.
- You're not a realist.
1238
01:25:54,010 --> 01:25:56,140
You're a dreamer
and it scares me.
1239
01:26:01,651 --> 01:26:04,481
It's not a diamond.
1240
01:26:06,856 --> 01:26:09,116
I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
1241
01:26:13,529 --> 01:26:16,119
Marry me.
1242
01:26:16,165 --> 01:26:17,685
Be my wife,
1243
01:26:17,733 --> 01:26:20,703
to have and to hold
and all that.
1244
01:26:23,673 --> 01:26:25,643
We're already married.
1245
01:26:38,921 --> 01:26:41,691
No. You can get a divorce.
1246
01:26:41,724 --> 01:26:43,924
I can't.
1247
01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:45,890
Why not?
1248
01:26:47,430 --> 01:26:49,660
I need this.
1249
01:26:52,234 --> 01:26:54,364
Hey, I'm home.
1250
01:26:54,403 --> 01:26:56,843
- Where are you?
- Will.
1251
01:26:58,574 --> 01:27:02,034
Honey, um, do you have a five
for the grocery boy?
1252
01:27:03,112 --> 01:27:05,212
Oh sure, yeah, hey.
1253
01:27:06,248 --> 01:27:07,908
Thanks, man.
1254
01:27:11,220 --> 01:27:12,740
- Thanks. Hey.
- Thank you!
1255
01:27:12,788 --> 01:27:14,878
- Hello.
- Hi.
1256
01:27:23,799 --> 01:27:26,699
1257
01:27:27,803 --> 01:27:31,033
wake you too soon
1258
01:27:33,809 --> 01:27:35,939
1259
01:27:35,978 --> 01:27:38,738
1260
01:27:38,781 --> 01:27:41,721
what I should do
1261
01:27:44,653 --> 01:27:46,523
1262
01:27:46,555 --> 01:27:48,275
1263
01:27:49,658 --> 01:27:52,288
1264
01:27:52,328 --> 01:27:54,388
1265
01:27:55,765 --> 01:27:59,285
1266
01:28:00,836 --> 01:28:03,326
1267
01:28:03,372 --> 01:28:06,002
1268
01:28:07,143 --> 01:28:09,483
1269
01:28:09,512 --> 01:28:12,572
1270
01:28:12,615 --> 01:28:15,235
1271
01:28:15,284 --> 01:28:17,954
1272
01:28:17,987 --> 01:28:20,077
1273
01:28:32,468 --> 01:28:34,098
When you're a kid, it's LA
1274
01:28:34,136 --> 01:28:35,756
that teaches you how to dream.
1275
01:28:37,173 --> 01:28:40,443
Tell me that you didn't learn more from
the movies than you did from school,
1276
01:28:41,510 --> 01:28:44,600
more from TV than you did
from your parents.
1277
01:28:44,647 --> 01:28:46,947
And what do we learn?
1278
01:28:46,982 --> 01:28:48,952
We learn to believe in fairy tales.
1279
01:29:05,601 --> 01:29:07,661
Hey.
1280
01:29:07,703 --> 01:29:10,973
- How are you?
- Do you want to... I'm good.
1281
01:29:12,541 --> 01:29:14,631
You?
1282
01:29:14,677 --> 01:29:17,037
I'm great.
1283
01:29:24,053 --> 01:29:25,853
Thank you.
1284
01:29:27,189 --> 01:29:29,209
Take care, Nikki.
1285
01:29:30,426 --> 01:29:32,616
You too.
1286
01:29:53,682 --> 01:29:57,352
around me has changed
1287
01:29:58,888 --> 01:30:01,378
1288
01:30:01,423 --> 01:30:04,153
1289
01:30:04,193 --> 01:30:06,253
1290
01:30:20,109 --> 01:30:22,409
You know why the departures
and the arrivals at LAX
1291
01:30:22,444 --> 01:30:24,844
are on separate levels?
1292
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:27,940
So the 30,000 heartbreakers
that come here each month
1293
01:30:27,983 --> 01:30:30,953
don't notice the 30,000 that are leaving
with their hearts broken.
1294
01:30:42,831 --> 01:30:45,601
My whole life, it was obvious
I was gonna end up in this city.
1295
01:30:48,270 --> 01:30:50,540
I'm still here.
1296
01:30:52,141 --> 01:30:53,731
1297
01:30:53,776 --> 01:30:56,296
1298
01:30:59,815 --> 01:31:03,645
1299
01:31:06,322 --> 01:31:08,092
1300
01:31:10,092 --> 01:31:12,122
1301
01:31:14,029 --> 01:31:15,589
1302
01:31:15,631 --> 01:31:19,531
-
-
1303
01:31:19,568 --> 01:31:21,968
you don't really want to
1304
01:31:22,004 --> 01:31:23,494
1305
01:31:23,539 --> 01:31:27,409
-
-
1306
01:31:27,443 --> 01:31:31,313
really want to
1307
01:31:31,347 --> 01:31:35,977
and pay the price
1308
01:31:39,321 --> 01:31:44,091
this tasty slice
1309
01:31:45,861 --> 01:31:48,301
1310
01:31:49,798 --> 01:31:52,318
1311
01:31:53,869 --> 01:31:55,389
1312
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