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- My mother was...
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My mother was...
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It's hard to find the words.
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She'd have had just
the right ones.
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She had a word for everything.
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I'm sure those of you
who knew her
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in her official capacity
as Judge Rachel Horowitz
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would agree with that.
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She was dignity
and integrity personified.
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She always demanded
the best in people...
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...because it's what
she demanded of herself.
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But above all else...
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...she was honest.
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She used to say,
"There's nothing more important
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in life than the truth."
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Sarah, it's your mother.
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Well, was your mother,
if you're listening to this.
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I think the only way I knew how
to love you was to protect you,
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but there's something
I need to tell you.
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It's about your father.
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He wasn't actually...
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What the fu...
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- What the fuck?!
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Good. Thought you were dead.
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Check out was nearly
three hours ago.
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- Fuck!
- It's your lucky day.
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The guy next door shit the bed,
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so you have a few minutes to
get your life together. Okay?
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That will be 322 Euro.
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My husband must have
left a card.
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- This is ridiculous.
- No, no card was left.
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Well, that's... great.
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So, here's the two euros.
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So let's do 89 on this card,
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55 on this one and then,
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I guess, that's 176
on this baby.
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While you're putting
that through, would you mind
charging my phone?
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Yes, I would mind.
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: Well, folks,
welcome to Dublin
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where the local time
is 2:18 p.m.
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Safe onward journey
from the flight deck.
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Is there anger here
towards Canada because
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we are part of the
Commonwealth?
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Like, the Queen
is on our money, so...
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I've always had this kind of
affinity with Irish culture.
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I saw Riverdance
nine times growing up.
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I mean, I had a U2 cover
band at my bat mitzvah.
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Well, I went through this phase
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of just wanting to be
Andrea Corr, you know?
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Just, I wanted to be her.
James Molloy.
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I love the name.
You know, it's got a really
good ring to it.
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So Irish, like James Joyce.
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Oh, hi!
Are you Sheryl?
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How much did that cost ya?
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Hi, I'm Sarah,
James Molloy's daughter.
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There's a bus that stops
at the end of the road there.
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Oh! Yeah, you mentioned
that in your email.
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Thank you so much. No, I was
afraid of getting lost.
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Well, you never mentioned
you were rich.
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Oh! Oh, no I'm not.
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Public transport
isn't really my forte.
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You're a lot thinner
in your pictures.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Well, those were
old photos, I guess.
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Ah. Time is a cruel mistress.
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That's Thomas Carey.
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Eddie!
It's my birthday!
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I'm outside the flat.
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You better have
my fuckin' money.
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Yes. I do. I have it! Almost.
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Uh, listen,
I'm gettin' paid tomorrow
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and I get some
birthday cash today.
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Can you just...
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Fuck.
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Well, I knew he got about.
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I just didn't think
his little swimmers
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made it all the way to America.
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- Canada.
- Ah, right.
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That was a bit of a shock.
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And you're a Jew.
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- Pardon?
- Horowitz.
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- You're a Jew.
- Yes.
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Ah! Sing us
something Jewish then?
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- Excuse me?
- Oh, go on!
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Sing us something Jewish.
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Well, I mean, I don't
really speak any Hebrew.
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Ah, come on, now, love!
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Earn your tea.
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Sorry. Um...
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I, uh...
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- Did ya hear that, Deryl?
- I did, Sheryl.
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Oh is... is there
someone else here?
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Oh, it's just Deryl,
the other half.
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I won't say better half.
Let's put it that way.
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How long ago did you
and my father...
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I mean, James...
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How long ago did you
get divorced?
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I like that Barbara Streisand.
She's a Jew.
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Yeah.
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She is.
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Oh.
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And that'd be
your Auntie June.
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- Dead. Emphysema.
- Oh, God.
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Well, how old was she
when she died?
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Oh, and here's your Uncle Tom.
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He tried to feel me up
in a pub toilet once.
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Pervert. Also dead.
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- Heroin.
- Oh, God!
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Do you know,
I've never understood it.
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I mean, with your pills,
you have your count.
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And with your booze,
you have your measure.
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But, with that stuff,
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you don't know what
you're putting in there.
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Oh, no, thank you.
It's still the morning for me.
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Sure, it's medicinal.
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- Oh, and there's me.
- Oh!
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Look at the pair
of legs on me.
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Sure, I was quite
the looker, ya know.
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Great legs!
Before I lost my health.
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Oh, it was hard, you know,
with the cancer.
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I'm lucky to be alive.
In the blood, so it was.
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Very rare form of cancer.
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And then there was the shingles
and glandular fever, twice.
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People don't get glandular
fever twice, but I did.
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In 1999 and 2003.
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Okay.
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And then...
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There was the menopause.
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Oh! There he is.
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That's him there.
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Sure, will you look
at the coat he had on him.
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That's my father.
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Oh, and that there is my Suzi.
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Ah, she's looking a bit rough
around the edges these days,
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but looking at you now,
I see the resemblance.
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- You're sisters all right.
- What?!
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Ya's both got Jimmy's big jaw.
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I have a sister?
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And that there
is my princess.
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Gone but not forgotten.
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Hit by a car.
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Took me three days
to scrub her off the pavement.
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Sorry, can you slow down?
So, so, so, so wait!
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So, so... I have a sister?
Your daughter is my sister?
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You never said...
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Oh! That'd be her now!
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- What?!
- Oh! Sure!
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She'll be delighted to meet ya.
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Oh, God!
No, I don't want to intrude.
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Deryl, will you set another
place for dinner?
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We have a very special guest.
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A Jew. From America.
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I don't want to intrude.
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Oh, you'll be late to your own
funeral, do you know that?
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Happy birthday to you, too.
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Mother of God!
The smell of drink off ya.
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They threw a party
for me last night.
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Who did?
The Jameson factory?
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Oh, you only turn 37 once.
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Oh, is that all?
You look older.
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- They're your genes.
- Yeah, stop it.
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Now, Suzi, this is our
guest of honour, Sarah.
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I... Ow!
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Hi!
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Hello.
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Hi...
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Well, she's clumsy.
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Youse have that in common.
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- Are you from the church?
- God, no. I...
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Well, I met
your mother online.
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Oh, lovely.
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- Woo-hoo!
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Right, now, who's for champagne?
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Sarah, you sit there, love.
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Okay.
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Jesus!
Pushing the boat out, Sheryl.
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Oh, I love the bubbles.
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Right, Deryl.
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- To my Suzi!
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Oh, happy birthday!
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Thanks.
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All right.
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Got the hat.
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Oh, there you go, love.
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- Thanks, Mum.
- Oh, read it later.
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It's just a little something
from me and your stepfather.
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He's not my stepfather.
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Apologize, Susan!
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- Sorry, Deryl.
- That's fine, so.
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Right now, dig in.
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We don't have all day.
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The rerun of my show
starts at eight.
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Resistance.
Sarah, you should watch it.
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The War of Independence.
Sure, it's your heritage.
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Oh, I will!
Oh, I'm so interested
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in Irish history and literature.
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Yeah, I really want to visit
the, uh, Dublin Writers Museum.
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Ah, sure, that's not what
you came all this way for,
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to see where
Joyce took a piss once.
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Why are you here?
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Well, I... uh...
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I'm actually, um, I'm trying
to track down some family.
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Um, I'm looking for my father.
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You have an Irish father?
God help ya.
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Ah, would ya look at the size
of that ring, Suzi?
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Yup! Getting married
in the fall.
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Steve. Oh, he's amazing.
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Yeah. We've, um, we've been
together forever, so.
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- High school sweethearts!
- Oh...
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Ah, Suzi had a fella once.
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Oh, sorry... Partner.
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That's what
they call 'em, isn't it,
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when they don't want
to marry you? Gabe.
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Like the angel Gabriel.
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Oh, but he was great,
Sare. Rich.
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He had his own house,
had his own car.
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He took her on holiday!
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But it didn't work out.
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Well, I guess
he wasn't the one.
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It's not like
he ever hit her, or anything.
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Jesus Christ.
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Not a word from him today,
no, on your birthday?
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Aw. Always unlucky in love,
weren't we, Suzi?
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Anyway, better to be gettin'
married than to be living in sin
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and destined for damnation.
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Deryl, get the camera.
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So, Sare, do the Jews
have an afterlife?
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We don't really. No.
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Oh! So, where's your dad from?
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Uh, it's... it's sort
of a long story, but--
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Sure, she's Jimmy's daughter.
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What?
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Yes, Suzi, your dirty daddy
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- stuck it in an American.
- Canadian.
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Stuck it in some floozy.
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My mother wasn't a floozy.
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Is this a joke?
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What the actual fuck
is going on?
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I will not have that kind
of language in my house.
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- Deryl, tell her.
- Suzi...
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Don't you fucking dare.
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I thought you'd be pleased
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you have a Jewish
American sister.
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Deryl, fuck off!
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Please your sort.
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I'm really so sorry.
I only just found out myself.
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- She only just told me!
- You are un-fucking-believable.
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I wouldn't be getting
all dramatic.
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Now, girls, there's probably
a whole litter of you,
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knowing what
a good for nothing,
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drunk as a skunk,
waste of space your father was!
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- What is your dad's name?
- James Molloy.
254
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,160
Look, I'm really
sorry for crying.
255
00:13:03,262 --> 00:13:04,722
It's just been a really
hard couple of months.
256
00:13:04,824 --> 00:13:07,134
- Jesus fucking Christ!
257
00:13:07,227 --> 00:13:11,007
You're all sick,
fucked-up fuckers.
258
00:13:11,112 --> 00:13:12,252
Fuck the lot of ya.
259
00:13:12,353 --> 00:13:14,863
Suze, Suze, you have
just a little chunk,
260
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,958
right there, on your tooth.
261
00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:20,482
Jesus!
262
00:13:28,496 --> 00:13:30,496
Oh, fuck.
263
00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:40,127
Ah, Jesus.
264
00:13:40,231 --> 00:13:42,231
Scabby bastards.
265
00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:58,643
You know what to do.
266
00:13:58,736 --> 00:14:01,596
Hey! What a birthday!
267
00:14:01,699 --> 00:14:03,599
Haven't stopped celebrating!
268
00:14:03,702 --> 00:14:06,812
Where'd you escape to this
morning, you dirty old man?
269
00:14:06,906 --> 00:14:08,606
Listen, I'm heading
to Mickey's Pub.
270
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,709
Buy a girl a birthday drink?
271
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,360
Right. Cuppa tea?
272
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:25,989
How much is a pint of lager?
273
00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:27,712
You know how much
a pint of lager is.
274
00:14:27,814 --> 00:14:29,824
Well, here's two euros.
275
00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:39,026
There.
276
00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:44,935
There's two euros worth.
277
00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:46,296
Whatever happened
to happy hour?
278
00:14:46,399 --> 00:14:47,739
Ha! You're in it, love.
279
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,100
Come on!
It's me birthday.
280
00:14:49,203 --> 00:14:50,303
Welcome to 40.
281
00:14:50,404 --> 00:14:51,994
Fuck you! I'm 37.
282
00:14:52,087 --> 00:14:54,087
Could've fooled me.
283
00:14:57,373 --> 00:14:59,123
You ever been to Canada?
284
00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:00,875
Why? Are you thinking
of emigrating?
285
00:15:00,978 --> 00:15:02,978
I wish.
286
00:15:06,386 --> 00:15:08,386
- Sláinte.
- Sláinte.
287
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:15,815
- Happy Birthday.
- Thanks, Mickey.
288
00:15:15,918 --> 00:15:18,778
- Steve.
289
00:15:18,882 --> 00:15:20,382
I'm coming home.
290
00:15:20,483 --> 00:15:22,873
What? You just got there.
Did you find him?
291
00:15:22,968 --> 00:15:26,248
No. This was a huge
effing mistake.
292
00:15:27,173 --> 00:15:29,083
No, I don't know where he is.
293
00:15:29,175 --> 00:15:31,795
And everyone here is so crazy!
294
00:15:31,899 --> 00:15:33,119
Where are you now?
295
00:15:33,221 --> 00:15:34,601
No, I don't know where I am.
296
00:15:34,703 --> 00:15:36,293
I'm on my way to the airport.
297
00:15:36,385 --> 00:15:38,205
This was always going
to be hard.
298
00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:41,148
But you are the bravest
person I know.
299
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,423
You want me to fly over?
300
00:15:44,516 --> 00:15:46,096
'Cause just say
the word and I am there.
301
00:15:46,198 --> 00:15:47,978
No. No, that's okay.
302
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,420
You're so sweet.
303
00:15:49,522 --> 00:15:51,632
You can do this.
I believe in you.
304
00:15:51,726 --> 00:15:54,626
Yeah. No, I... I can do this.
305
00:15:54,729 --> 00:15:56,389
- 'Kay, "wuv woo."
- Love you more.
306
00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:57,912
I "wuv woo," too.
307
00:15:58,013 --> 00:16:00,023
Okay.
308
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,251
Hi, Sheryl?
309
00:16:12,353 --> 00:16:14,463
Hi, it's Sare.
Thank you for lunch.
310
00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:15,895
It was delicious.
311
00:16:15,997 --> 00:16:17,997
Can you please tell me
where Suze might be?
312
00:16:24,689 --> 00:16:26,889
There she is!
313
00:16:27,973 --> 00:16:30,863
Such a sad little girl.
314
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:36,609
A bottle of merlot
and whatever the lady requires
to cheer herself up.
315
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,705
We only do
colours here, Teddy.
316
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,410
Red or white.
Nothin' else.
317
00:16:41,512 --> 00:16:42,972
Red, Mickey. Red.
318
00:16:43,074 --> 00:16:45,084
Jesus.
319
00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:52,814
27.50. Please.
320
00:16:54,049 --> 00:16:55,999
Oh, just...
321
00:16:57,363 --> 00:16:59,893
Sorry, birthday girl.
322
00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:01,927
- Looks like this one's on you.
- Ah...
323
00:17:02,029 --> 00:17:04,729
Are the sales
a bit slow on the old
324
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,863
turd-shaped sculptures, then?
325
00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:09,616
At the moment, I just care
too much about art
326
00:17:09,719 --> 00:17:12,459
to make art, ya know?
327
00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:13,993
Alright.
328
00:17:14,085 --> 00:17:16,025
Let's go.
329
00:17:16,128 --> 00:17:18,128
A mystery.
330
00:17:18,531 --> 00:17:21,011
A sublime mystery.
331
00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:27,241
You're going
to cop on to yourself.
332
00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:29,772
You know you're far
too good for that bollox.
333
00:17:29,864 --> 00:17:31,874
Thanks, Mickey.
334
00:17:35,913 --> 00:17:38,623
Listen, about the hotel room,
335
00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:40,817
you're going to have
to give me some cash.
336
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:46,290
Just... kiss me,
you beautiful woman.
337
00:17:55,661 --> 00:17:57,661
Come on.
338
00:18:12,203 --> 00:18:14,473
Come here... The hotel.
339
00:18:14,565 --> 00:18:17,425
I don't have 300 euros
to spend on mediocre sex.
340
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,070
I love it when you talk dirty.
341
00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,182
Teddy, I'm fucking serious.
342
00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:30,645
Hi. Sorry.
343
00:18:30,746 --> 00:18:32,926
Um, I'm looking
for Mickey's Pub?
344
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,330
Oh, right. Sorry.
345
00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:37,841
- What can I get ya, love?
- Oh, I don't really dr...
346
00:18:38,677 --> 00:18:40,737
You know, could
I get a whiskey?
347
00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,541
Just a small double.
348
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,653
One small double, comin' up.
349
00:18:51,853 --> 00:18:53,043
There.
350
00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:54,797
Thank you so much.
351
00:18:54,899 --> 00:18:56,999
Sorry, this is a bit random,
352
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:59,091
but do you know
someone called Suze?
353
00:18:59,185 --> 00:19:01,185
Looks a bit like me?
354
00:19:01,628 --> 00:19:03,648
Oh, Jesus!
355
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:07,613
- Oh, God!
- Fuck this!
356
00:19:07,716 --> 00:19:10,976
- Nah, you need to pay up.
- Ah, come on.
357
00:19:11,081 --> 00:19:12,221
You can't just
leave me like this.
358
00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:13,462
My dick is going to explode!
359
00:19:13,563 --> 00:19:14,823
Tough! You owe me.
360
00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:17,026
- I gotta... finish.
361
00:19:17,129 --> 00:19:18,229
- Come on.
- Can't help you.
362
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,330
Ah, right.
363
00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:25,077
Fuck's sake, Teddy.
364
00:19:25,179 --> 00:19:27,199
What? This is your fault!
365
00:19:34,472 --> 00:19:35,932
Jesus!
366
00:19:37,835 --> 00:19:39,375
You better have
a fuckin' tissue.
367
00:19:41,521 --> 00:19:43,521
Yeah, uh...
368
00:19:46,447 --> 00:19:48,147
Here.
369
00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:52,032
Oh, ah... Shh, shh...
370
00:19:54,699 --> 00:19:55,959
Yep!
371
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,441
- Where are you?
- Yeah. I'm on my way.
372
00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:01,293
- Don't forget the nappies.
- Yeah. No worries, love.
373
00:20:01,388 --> 00:20:03,048
Bye, bye, bye,
buh-bye, bye, bye.
374
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,612
Right.
375
00:20:06,715 --> 00:20:07,855
I gotta shoot.
376
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,176
Take it easy, birthday girl.
377
00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:11,337
No chance.
You fucking owe me.
378
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,080
At least half. Come on!
379
00:20:15,846 --> 00:20:17,506
I don't have it.
380
00:20:17,609 --> 00:20:19,609
I'm really sorry.
381
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,263
I just don't have it.
382
00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:26,418
Fucking loser.
383
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,437
What the hell
are you doing here?
384
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,360
Hi.
385
00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:52,820
Look, I'm... I'm really
sorry about earlier.
386
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,352
Your mum's a real character,
isn't she?
387
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,822
- Look, do you know where he is?
- Who?
388
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:12,077
My father...
Our... Our father.
389
00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:15,825
Please.
390
00:21:15,927 --> 00:21:17,627
Look, I just want
to know where...
391
00:21:17,728 --> 00:21:19,848
who I came from, please.
392
00:21:21,132 --> 00:21:23,142
Please, help me.
393
00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,761
I thought I was an orphan.
394
00:21:28,864 --> 00:21:31,474
I don't think they call it
that in your thirties.
395
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,377
This is from him.
396
00:21:40,478 --> 00:21:42,378
From James... Jimmy.
397
00:21:42,482 --> 00:21:47,392
It says... it says
he would do anything
for me and my mum.
398
00:21:47,489 --> 00:21:50,909
That he would swim the Atlantic
if it meant he could see us.
399
00:21:51,013 --> 00:21:53,563
Swim the Atlantic?
Jesus Christ!
400
00:21:53,657 --> 00:21:55,657
He wouldn't cross
the road for ya.
401
00:21:57,382 --> 00:22:00,322
I'm sorry, Canada, I have no
idea where that fucker is.
402
00:22:00,426 --> 00:22:02,566
I haven't seen him for years
and the last time I did
403
00:22:02,668 --> 00:22:04,128
he was stumbling
over O'Connell Bridge
404
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:06,230
and he looked like
he'd pissed himself.
405
00:22:07,114 --> 00:22:10,944
Listen, if I were you,
I'd tour the Guinness factory,
406
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,620
go see Stephen's Green,
407
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:16,793
maybe check out
the leprechaun museum,
408
00:22:16,888 --> 00:22:20,008
and then turn around
and go home.
409
00:22:21,213 --> 00:22:24,003
At least you know
I'm not American!
410
00:22:24,096 --> 00:22:25,916
Would you wait?
411
00:22:26,018 --> 00:22:28,018
I... Wait!
412
00:22:29,184 --> 00:22:31,094
Thank you. Sorry. Bye!
413
00:22:31,187 --> 00:22:32,727
Wait a second!
414
00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:37,109
Wait! Can you please just...
just wait a second?!
415
00:22:38,476 --> 00:22:40,476
Please!
416
00:22:43,681 --> 00:22:45,791
I have no idea where I am!
417
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:48,366
Can I just... can I come back
to yours and call a cab?
418
00:22:50,931 --> 00:22:52,961
I'm sorry that we have
the same effing dad,
419
00:22:53,056 --> 00:22:55,056
but this isn't my fault.
420
00:23:01,387 --> 00:23:03,387
Is that...
421
00:23:03,748 --> 00:23:05,748
Is that your stuff?
422
00:23:12,281 --> 00:23:14,601
Fuck!
423
00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:22,532
I'm really sorry.
424
00:23:29,504 --> 00:23:31,374
You could always...
425
00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:33,447
You could come
stay with me.
426
00:23:33,547 --> 00:23:35,247
What?
427
00:23:35,351 --> 00:23:36,651
You're the only one
who can help me.
428
00:23:36,754 --> 00:23:40,404
And I have an extra
pullout couch thingie.
429
00:23:41,239 --> 00:23:44,949
I've got the address in here
somewhere for the Airbnb.
430
00:23:45,045 --> 00:23:47,025
Had ya down for a fancy hotel.
431
00:23:47,127 --> 00:23:48,787
I wanted an authentic
Irish experience.
432
00:23:48,889 --> 00:23:51,209
- Well, you're getting one.
433
00:23:53,536 --> 00:23:55,036
Uh...
434
00:23:55,138 --> 00:23:57,138
Here, show us that address?
435
00:23:59,623 --> 00:24:01,453
Please?
436
00:24:01,547 --> 00:24:03,087
Fine.
437
00:24:03,188 --> 00:24:05,188
One night.
438
00:24:11,079 --> 00:24:13,079
Do you want to get that?
439
00:24:13,763 --> 00:24:15,913
Nah.
440
00:24:16,005 --> 00:24:18,005
Weird number.
441
00:24:22,893 --> 00:24:24,203
Right.
442
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,297
This way.
443
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:31,474
- What's your name again?
- Sare.
444
00:24:32,588 --> 00:24:33,848
Suze.
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