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How's it going
down there, Chuck?
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Real good, babe.
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Is the Anti-Life Equation affecting you
the same way it did the chicken?
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No, babe, but I am being
affected a teensy-weensy bit...
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From all the trees
you're slamming me into.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Sometimes I forget
you're down there.
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As long as you don't say that in bed, babe.
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I think you've run
long enough.
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How did you find us?
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I got this, babe.
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Is it because I search
for highly rated Anti-Life Equation
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disposal options near me?
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Yes. And thank you.
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- Knew it!
- Babe!
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Sorry, babe.
I thought it was worth a shot.
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Well, we're not giving you
the Anti-Life Equation.
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Chuck and I
will die to protect it.
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- Oh, dang it!
- Chuck!
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I'm sorry, babe. I am so sorry.
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If you want it back,
I have a price.
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A talk with me, face to face.
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- My robots will escort you.
- Oh, right, so you can kill us. No way.
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I thought you might say that.
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- Which is why I brought an olive branch.
- Pass.
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All the olive branches, olive oils,
and pimento olives in the world
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won't get us there because,
newsflash, I don't like olives!
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Do you like this?
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- My kite?
- I saved it from the fire,
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which is what
I want to do for you.
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You can't spend your life
on the run, Kite Man.
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It's time you faced this.
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Trust me.
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We've run that simulation
millions of times.
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And it always
comes out the same.
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All life in the universe
is extinguished.
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- The end of everything.
- Including my customers.
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Which is why
I don't want this to happen.
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It is inspiring how much
you care for your customers.
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- Well, they're always right.
- Mmm, unless they're dead.
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Precisely! Which is what
I'm trying to avoid.
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No matter the variable,
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the simulation
always ends that way.
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With one exception.
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You, Kite Man.
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There's a scenario where
you use the Anti-Life Equation
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and this doesn't happen.
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Uh, cool.
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- Why not?
- Yeah.
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Why not?
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I wish we knew.
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But the fate of the world
is in your capab...
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Well, your hands.
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But it won't be easy.
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Lex wants the equation
to kill Superman,
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and has no clue
he'll kill us all.
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We've dealt with Lex before.
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But you've never
dealt with Darkseid.
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He's hunting you, too,
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and if he gets the equation,
we're all dead.
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So whatever you do,
do it quickly.
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Okay...
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I can't believe I'm going
to fucking say this,
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but godspeed, Kite Man!
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Drinking light beer
these days, huh Gus?
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Yeah. I just thought
I'd switch it up, Nooman.
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- Nooman?
- Goddam it!
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I've been tugging coffee
and prune juice,
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but I'm stuffed up
like a hydroelectric dam.
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Sometimes the best laxative
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is a little thing
called patience.
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Shove it, dickbag!
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I have no time
for your patience.
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I have to poop in the
Portal Potty right now
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so I can go back to the '80s
and find Goldilocks!
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She's probably 'lone and scared
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and this close
to trying to get famous
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by singing in a mall.
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Yeah, kids are easy to lose.
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I have one or two kiddos
wander off every field trip,
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and perish.
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That is weird
and not helpful.
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Helen says
it's up to you to save us.
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So, what's your plan?
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Ooh, uh, I was kind of hoping
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something would
hit me on the way over.
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Uh... Oh! I know.
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Yes! That's my Chuck!
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I'll take a shower.
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That's where
I get my best ideas.
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What kind of idea
we lookin' for?
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Oh, you know, just one that allows us
to defeat two apex villains
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while also destroying a heretofore
undestroyable cosmic weapon.
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Anything coming to mind?
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Just if we're making war plans,
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we should adjourn
to the war room.
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We have a basement?
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This is why you use
a real estate agent.
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And side to side!
And side to side!
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And glute and chute!
And glute and chute!
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Are you
Princess Rebecca Chen?
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You look beautiful!
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I better. If I'm gonna be
the next Sheena Easton,
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I gotta up my leg game.
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What do you want, kid?
You shit here from the future?
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I went number two
and it sent me back in time.
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And Baney told me
a story 'bout you.
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Bane? What did he have to say?
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It's a story about your daughter
on the run with the Anti-Life 'quation.
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My daughter has something
called the Anti-Life Quation?
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Mmm. Tell me more.
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Sire, this chip
was torn from Chessure.
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Now we have no way of tracking Malice
and the Anti-Life Equation.
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How is that possible?
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- That kid from Petigans, uh-
- ♪ Brandon! ♪
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Right. Brandon.
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He guaranteed
it would never dislodge.
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He probably didn't anticipate
the giant chicken attack, sire.
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I'm sorry. But do you know
what guarantee means?
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♪ A promise That certain conditions
Will be fulfilled ♪
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A promise that certain conditions
will be fulfilled.
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Yes. Well, Brandon broke
his fucking promise.
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And now we don't know where
the Anti-Life Equation is.
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But I do know
exactly where to go.
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Okay, and do you have
a Petigans Plus account?
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Brandon! You guaranteed me
this tracking chip
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could never be dislodged
from my demon cat.
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Oh, I remember you. Yeah.
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You have your Petigans Plus card?
I could give you a refund.
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A refund doesn't give me my fucking
Anti-Life Equation, does it, Brandon?
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You broke a guarantee.
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And the punishment for that
is torture for 1,000 years.
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- Um, um, sire?
- Um, um, what, DeSaad?
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We probably don't have 1,000 years
to find the Anti-Life Equation.
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Well, I guess every party needs a pooper.
That's why we invited DeSaad.
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♪ Ha ha ha! ♪
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But perhaps you're right.
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Instead of being tortured
for 1,000 years,
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you will serve me on
Apokolips for eternity.
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Um... 'Kay, I could
probably start Thursday.
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I gotta tell Gary,
my boss here--
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You'll start right now.
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Yeah, so Helen says
I need to use it somehow.
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That doesn't make sense.
How the hell do you use it?
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Or destroy it when even
a nuclear blast couldn't?
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We don't have any idea. Okay?
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As far as I know,
there's no way to destroy it.
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Hey, hey, you guys
ever seen The Exorcist?
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That movie about the little girl
possessed by the demon
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and nobody can figure out
how to get rid of it?
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Yeah, right.
And then the old priest says,
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"Hey, demon, when you're done
playing with the kids,
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try and fuck with me."
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Oh, yeah, and then
the demons like, "It's on!"
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Right. And it jumps into him
and the priest is all like,
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"Joke's on you demon.
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I'm jumping out this window."
And he does.
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And he slams into the stairs, kills himself
and the demon dies inside him.
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Chuck, are you suggesting that you invite
the Anti-Life Equation inside you
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and then kill yourself
to destroy it?
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What? Holy shit.
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No, I was just like, "The Exorcist,
that's a pretty good movie."
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It was just suggested to me
on my Villigans Crime "Watch Next" list.
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Kill myself?
How did you get that from that?
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I'm glad you think so,
because that's just crazy.
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So crazy,
it just might work.
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Whoever reads the equation,
becomes the equation.
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And like The Exorcist tells us,
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if they die, it dies.
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Newheart is right!
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Kite Man should use
the Anti-Life Equation and kill himself.
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Who's with me?
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- I am.
- Of course.
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- Uh what?
- - Thanks for dying, Kite Man.
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- That's a classy way to die.
- Excuse me?
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Looks like
the voters have spoken.
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Okay, so
we're really doing this then.
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Guess I'll, uh, have
to figure out the best thing
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to, uh, throw myself
to the death off of--
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Wait! What if once it's in him,
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the Anti-Life Equation
won't let him kill himself?
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Great point, Malice!
That... That is the plan's Achilles heel.
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- Well, back to the drawing board--
- Or I'll kill you.
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That way you can't back out.
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- Boom, bam, bing, dead!
- Ooh, fuck that! You're a terrible shot.
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I'll throw the Evil Fairy
Godmother at him.
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Kite Man, I'd be happy
to 'splode you if you'd like me to.
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That is, uh, so helpful
of you guys.
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So, uh, are we thinking
quick and painless or--
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- Well, uh, quick--
- Okay, nobody's killing Chuck.
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- Why not?
- Come on!
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- Who calls the shots around here?
- - I don't mind really.
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Chuck, don't let them
talk you into it.
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- I won't lose you like this.
- Yeah.
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You've always said
my power is my heart.
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My kindness.
Which used to make me so mad.
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But I didn't tell you 'cause
I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
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But maybe you're right.
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Maybe kindness is a key
that opens all doors,
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but only locks one,
the door to the end of the universe.
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Which is a dooz. So, Babe,
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I have to ask.
Lisa Golden Glider Snart,
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will you take silly old me
to have and to hold,
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till death, at your hands,
do us part?
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It's... It's just,
it has to be you, babe.
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Please.
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Yes, Chuck. I'll do it.
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I'd rather be dead myself
than live without you.
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But if you can make
this sacrifice, then I can too.
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We need a minute.
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Hey, after all this...
I know a guy you might like.
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- And this pocket is too-
- Hot. I know. Jesus. Try this.
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So what you're saying is my daughter
has the Anti-Life Equation?
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Baney said it's the most
powerful weapon in the universe
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and everybody wants it.
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'cluding Darkseid.
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- The end.
- Interesting.
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Darkseid Choir auditions.
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Very interesting.
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This cuisine is too lean!
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You know, kid,
you're a real cunt.
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Uh, Darkseid?
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They said your warranty voided as soon
as you took the chip out of the cat.
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I didn't take
the fucking chip out!
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They owe me a full refund!
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Sire, perhaps your
unquenchable thirst for revenge
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is proving a fatal flaw,
that may be distracting you from your...
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Fatal what?
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Uh, let's remember
this is all because Malice lied.
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Now I know the plan was to look
everywhere but Noonan's,
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however, I took a chance.
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- God-daddy!
- She was at Noonan's after all.
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I'm hearing the most awful rumor
that you think I lied to you.
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Malice! Kite Man and Golden Glider
have the Anti-Life Equation.
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Not Lex Luthor and Helen Villigan,
like you told me.
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- Or am I wrong?
- Okay, fine. They do.
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But it doesn't matter,
because it's probably already destroyed.
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So you'll just have to find
some other stupid math problem
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to fuck or whatever
you want to do with it.
240
00:12:22,238 --> 00:12:23,740
I don't want to fuck it.
241
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:26,868
And quite frankly, Malice,
that's just really crass.
242
00:12:26,868 --> 00:12:28,494
No human can destroy it.
243
00:12:28,494 --> 00:12:30,163
They already tried to nuke it.
244
00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:32,081
Well, they're trying
a different way.
245
00:12:32,081 --> 00:12:34,375
They're exorcist-ing it.
246
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,252
They're using exorcist rules.
247
00:12:36,252 --> 00:12:37,795
Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah.
248
00:12:37,795 --> 00:12:40,757
Where the demon enters
the priest, he kills himself,
249
00:12:40,757 --> 00:12:42,008
so the demon dies, too.
250
00:12:42,008 --> 00:12:44,886
He's all like,
"Your mother sucks cocks in hell.
251
00:12:44,886 --> 00:12:47,680
- Your mother sucks cocks--"
- Jesus Christ, Brandon!
252
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,433
- This throne room isn't rated NC-Brandon.
- Sorry.
253
00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:52,268
Where... Where did
Petigans find this kid?
254
00:12:52,268 --> 00:12:54,352
Anyway, that's
what they're doing.
255
00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:57,694
Sire, that might
actually destroy the Equation.
256
00:12:57,696 --> 00:13:00,693
DeSaad, if you're at a party
257
00:13:00,693 --> 00:13:03,446
and you can't tell
who the pooper is,
258
00:13:03,446 --> 00:13:05,156
you're the pooper.
259
00:13:05,156 --> 00:13:07,070
You're the pooper, DeSaad!
260
00:13:07,072 --> 00:13:09,660
Your friends, where are they?
261
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,955
I won't tell you because
I won't let you kill them.
262
00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:15,833
You just said
they're using exorcist rules.
263
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:19,837
Which means they're
trying to kill themselves.
264
00:13:19,837 --> 00:13:23,299
Once I have the equation,
I'll let them live.
265
00:13:23,299 --> 00:13:27,178
So it seems the only way
for you to save them
266
00:13:27,178 --> 00:13:29,389
is to tell me where they are!
267
00:13:30,973 --> 00:13:35,269
How much fiber is one supposed
to ingest before a goddam bowel-
268
00:13:35,269 --> 00:13:39,816
- Hi, Baney!
- Goldi! I was worried sick!
269
00:13:39,816 --> 00:13:41,526
I was in the '80s.
270
00:13:41,526 --> 00:13:45,446
You cannot go wandering
by yourself into the '80s.
271
00:13:45,446 --> 00:13:46,989
It is not safe.
272
00:13:46,989 --> 00:13:50,159
There are no car seats.
No one wears sunblock.
273
00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:53,287
I mean, the hairspray alone
could choke you to death.
274
00:13:53,287 --> 00:13:56,082
I saw Princess Rebecca Chen!
275
00:13:56,082 --> 00:13:57,625
Did you talk to her?
276
00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:01,379
I told her the story
'bout the Anti-Life 'Quation.
277
00:14:01,379 --> 00:14:04,716
Hmm, well,
hopefully, that's no big deal.
278
00:14:14,017 --> 00:14:17,687
Well, I suppose this is as good
a spot as any for an ending.
279
00:14:17,687 --> 00:14:20,023
Are you sure you wanna
go through with this?
280
00:14:20,023 --> 00:14:22,859
I'm sure, babe, and the only
thing I'm even more sure of
281
00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:25,653
is that Lisa Snart
is the prettiest,
282
00:14:25,653 --> 00:14:29,490
funniest, smartiest
doggone girl I ever saw.
283
00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:32,201
I will love you
for the rest of my life.
284
00:14:32,201 --> 00:14:36,372
And I'm not just saying that 'cause
maybe there's like five minutes left in it.
285
00:14:36,372 --> 00:14:38,833
I don't want
to kill you, Chuck.
286
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:41,252
I know you don't, babe.
287
00:14:41,252 --> 00:14:43,004
That's what
makes it hero stuff.
288
00:14:48,217 --> 00:14:50,970
Now remember, I'm the only one
who can read this thing.
289
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:54,098
If it falls into anyone
else's hands, even yours,
290
00:14:54,098 --> 00:14:56,476
It is adios universe-io.
291
00:14:58,561 --> 00:15:01,647
Words, babe!
It's starting to make words!
292
00:15:01,647 --> 00:15:04,525
Okay, let's get
this party started.
293
00:15:06,611 --> 00:15:09,947
Chuck, it's taking
kind of a long time.
294
00:15:09,947 --> 00:15:11,908
- How's it going?
- I'm not gonna lie, babe.
295
00:15:11,908 --> 00:15:14,243
Thought this equation
would have more pictures.
296
00:15:14,243 --> 00:15:15,912
Yo, oh, darn it,
I lost my place.
297
00:15:15,912 --> 00:15:18,873
Okay, I'm just
gonna start from the top.
298
00:15:25,505 --> 00:15:28,716
- You've got to read faster, babe.
- No need!
299
00:15:28,716 --> 00:15:31,469
The Anti-Life Equation
is mine now.
300
00:15:31,736 --> 00:15:32,886
Get it!
301
00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:37,558
Nuh, uh, uh.
302
00:15:37,558 --> 00:15:40,019
If you want the briefcase,
you've got to go through us.
303
00:15:40,019 --> 00:15:43,606
Fuck you, Lex Luthor!
304
00:16:04,544 --> 00:16:06,462
It's story time!
305
00:16:06,462 --> 00:16:08,506
Cookie!
306
00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:13,678
Thanks.
307
00:16:23,771 --> 00:16:27,275
This just isn't making any...
Oh! Okay, look at that.
308
00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:29,485
Reading the dang thing
upside down.
309
00:16:29,485 --> 00:16:31,487
There we go. That's on me!
310
00:16:37,994 --> 00:16:39,537
Sweetheart,
buy me a drink first--
311
00:16:47,462 --> 00:16:48,755
Evil Fairy Godmother?
312
00:16:48,755 --> 00:16:50,673
Give 'em a happily ever after.
313
00:17:01,351 --> 00:17:02,852
Wow! Circle of life.
314
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:17,116
♪ Darkseid! It's Darkseid! ♪
315
00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:20,787
♪ You're totally screwed now
'Cause it's Darkseid!
316
00:17:20,787 --> 00:17:24,457
Finally!
The Anti-Life Equation is mine!
317
00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:26,668
Malice, you sold us out?
318
00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:29,837
Only because
I didn't want you to die. Okay?
319
00:17:29,837 --> 00:17:31,547
It was a...
What do you call it?
320
00:17:31,547 --> 00:17:32,882
A Sally's choice!
321
00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:34,550
Yeah!
322
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,886
♪ Uh-oh he won't like that! ♪
323
00:17:36,886 --> 00:17:39,889
Keep reading, Kite Man!
We can't hold him for long!
324
00:17:44,435 --> 00:17:47,105
♪ He'll kill you all
Just give up! ♪
325
00:17:51,984 --> 00:17:53,569
♪ Told ya! ♪
326
00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:57,198
Almost there!
327
00:18:01,285 --> 00:18:03,579
No! No!
328
00:18:03,579 --> 00:18:07,250
Shit!
I don't wanna kill you, Chuck!
329
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,584
Don't make me do this!
330
00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:20,888
Ah!
331
00:18:21,681 --> 00:18:24,142
No. No.
332
00:18:34,819 --> 00:18:37,238
Babe, hurry.
333
00:18:39,157 --> 00:18:40,992
♪ Rebecca Chen? ♪
334
00:18:40,992 --> 00:18:42,702
- Mom?
- Oh, hi!
335
00:18:42,702 --> 00:18:45,496
I traveled through time
when I heard you were messed up in this.
336
00:18:45,496 --> 00:18:47,165
Don't say I never did
anything for you.
337
00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:48,958
♪ Aw! Sweet! ♪
338
00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:54,172
Gotcha!
339
00:18:58,593 --> 00:19:00,553
Get that fairy tale book!
340
00:19:04,265 --> 00:19:07,101
- Give me that book!
- Bane! Bane! Here!
341
00:19:09,145 --> 00:19:13,399
- Over here! Throw me that book!
- I'm afraid I can't do that.
342
00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:15,151
Martian Manhunter?
343
00:19:15,151 --> 00:19:16,444
Well, fuck!
344
00:19:16,444 --> 00:19:19,989
Not today, Darkseid. Kite Man
and Golden Glider,
345
00:19:19,989 --> 00:19:23,576
your bravery
has neutralized the threat.
346
00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:24,660
Good job.
347
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:27,330
I'll take it from here.
348
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,082
What the...
That motherfucker took my book!
349
00:19:29,082 --> 00:19:31,459
Martian motherfucking
Manhunter.
350
00:19:31,459 --> 00:19:33,002
There, there, Lex.
351
00:19:33,002 --> 00:19:35,963
There'll be other most powerful
weapons in the universe.
352
00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:39,050
Chuck, babe,
353
00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:42,303
oh, I'm so glad
you're not dead.
354
00:19:42,303 --> 00:19:44,639
Phew, me too, babe.
355
00:19:44,639 --> 00:19:47,600
Wow. Gus really
came through for us.
356
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,353
Who would've guessed he was
a shape-shifting superhero?
357
00:19:50,353 --> 00:19:51,979
Who thinks my name is Nooman.
358
00:19:51,979 --> 00:19:54,399
You dumb shits.
He was just pretending to be Gus.
359
00:19:54,399 --> 00:19:58,152
You know what? He's got that look
and voice down for sure.
360
00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:01,114
I was so close.
361
00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:04,450
Okay. Now, Lord Darkseid,
I know you're pretty steamed--
362
00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:07,495
But the good news is,
I think
363
00:20:07,495 --> 00:20:09,872
there's one fella
who can help us now.
364
00:20:09,872 --> 00:20:13,918
- And his name is-
- Lee Trevino.
365
00:20:13,918 --> 00:20:16,087
Hello, friend.
366
00:20:16,087 --> 00:20:20,299
So, god-daddy,
about the little fib,
367
00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:23,970
- I was only trying to--
- It's okay, Malice.
368
00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:27,432
- You come by evil. Honestly.
- Great. Thanks.
369
00:20:27,432 --> 00:20:30,059
And now that Martian Manhunter
has the briefcase,
370
00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:33,730
I'll have to spend another
millennium looking for it.
371
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:36,899
So how long you think Gus
was Martian Manhunter?
372
00:20:36,899 --> 00:20:39,485
I'd say about eight hours.
373
00:20:39,485 --> 00:20:41,070
Good thing
somebody was smart enough
374
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:43,114
to take that
game piece off the board.
375
00:20:43,114 --> 00:20:46,492
Hey, Noonan, hey, all,
sorry that I've been gone.
376
00:20:46,492 --> 00:20:49,954
Got called in for a shift
at the old fulfillment center.
377
00:20:49,954 --> 00:20:53,416
Working hard or hardly working.
Am I right?
378
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:55,335
I think I prefer the other guy.
379
00:20:55,335 --> 00:20:58,921
Never thought a beer
could taste so sweet.
380
00:20:58,921 --> 00:21:01,049
- I wasn't gonna do it, Chuck.
- What?
381
00:21:01,049 --> 00:21:02,383
Kill you.
382
00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:04,844
I know I said I would,
but I also knew I couldn't.
383
00:21:04,844 --> 00:21:06,179
But babe,
what were you gonna do
384
00:21:06,179 --> 00:21:07,930
once I finished
reading the thing?
385
00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:10,475
I was still working on that
when my mom showed up.
386
00:21:10,475 --> 00:21:12,310
Why do you think she did it?
387
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:15,271
To save me or to get
the Anti-Life Equation?
388
00:21:15,271 --> 00:21:19,233
Well, if I had to wager,
I'd put everything on
389
00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:22,570
to save you
because she loves you.
390
00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:24,364
Yeah, She loves me.
391
00:21:24,364 --> 00:21:26,783
Yeah. I can't think
of any other reason.
392
00:21:37,418 --> 00:21:41,422
We have worlds to destroy
my fairy tale demons.
393
00:21:41,422 --> 00:21:44,884
- Are you with me, Gingerbread Man?
- Ya!
394
00:21:44,884 --> 00:21:47,178
Are you all with me?
395
00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:51,766
Then let us begin.
396
00:22:03,277 --> 00:22:06,739
Ah! There's something
about a man and a kite.
397
00:22:12,203 --> 00:22:14,580
- Can I ask you something?
- Anything, babe.
398
00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,791
The equation. What did it say?
399
00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:19,377
It said blue skies ahead.
400
00:22:19,377 --> 00:22:21,379
Aw, love that.
401
00:22:21,379 --> 00:22:22,547
And love you.
402
00:22:22,547 --> 00:22:23,756
Hell, yeah!
403
00:22:35,727 --> 00:22:39,393
♪ End of season one! ♪
404
00:22:39,395 --> 00:22:44,02031272
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