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Well, the briefcase
appears to be nuke proof.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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I guess we've got to find
some other way
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to destroy
the Anti-Life Equation.
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Totally. Or maybe
I should keep it.
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I mean, that way,
it doesn't land in the wrong hands.
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Babe, no way.
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Bein' Beast Mode taught me
I never want a power.
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The briefcase
seems to respect that.
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So while it makes you
a Murderey Molly,
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it just makes me
a guy with a briefcase.
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Fine. Yes, you're right.
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Babe, we probs don't have time
for this discush.
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I think the nuke exploge
tipped our locaysh.
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Damn it! Okay,
you grab the briefcase.
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If it's not here,
they'll assume it's destroyed.
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It'll buy us some time.
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We've got to stay
on the move.
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And keep the briefcase
as far away from you as possible, so...
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Whoa! Sweet truck.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking, babe?
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I mean, you do put
the hot in hotwire.
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Chuck, we don't need
a clever line
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every time we do something.
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Good point. Hell yeah.
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I thought we were gonna
steal the pickup.
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No way, babe.
This is perf.
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The briefcase
is way in the back.
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We stay on the move.
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and fulfill every kid's dream
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of being on the open road
hauling chicken.
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♪ Hell yeah! ♪
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Wow, you've gotten really good
at mixing drinks, Mals.
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The secret...
...is love what you do.
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♪ Darkseid! It's Darkseid!
Darkseid! It's Darksei-- ♪
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They get it.
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Oh, hey there, Mr. Darkseid!
To what do we owe the pleasure?
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He always visits me on the anniversary
of my parents' death.
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How sweet.
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- He killed them.
- Ah.
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Trust me, Malice,
you dodged a bullet.
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Well, nontraditional families
are families still.
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You've done well
for yourself here, Malice.
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Serving drinks to the scum
of an already derelict species.
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Hey, take it easy
with the compliments.
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However,
this place is beneath you.
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- Thanks, I guess.
- I have excellent news.
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It's time for you to serve me.
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One Lee Trevino coming up.
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No. What I'm saying is
you will come serve me on Apokolips
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and help me enslave
the entire universe.
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Like, today?
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See, Goldilocks, you cannot
look at screens all day.
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You need fresh air!
It makes you strong!
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You were strong when you stood up
to Mr. Luthor and Ms. Villigan.
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Well, I suppose.
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After all, I don't take orders
from anyone.
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I want a lollipop!
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Coming right up.
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- Here's three.
- Ah! Ugh.
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That third one
will be just right.
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And I want to go home
and watch a show.
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When I was your age,
I did not have shows.
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I was in a pit.
I would use my imagination
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and invent stories
for the rocks.
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They and the darkness
were my only friends.
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Then tell me a story.
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A love story.
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With the princess.
But not with kissing.
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Kissing is too yucky.
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Okay, I know a love story
that conveniently
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has no kissing or eye contact.
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Yay!
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Once upon a time, there was
a pretty cool guy named Ba...
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Um, uh... Bane-jamin.
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One day, in the 19 and 80s,
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he met the most beautiful
princess in the world:
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Princess Rebecca Chen...
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Damn it! Do you have cash?
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I must have lost my wallet
escaping from the resort.
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Negativ-io on the cash-io, babe.
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I tipped generously
at the hotel.
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The hotel that ratted us
out to Villigan's?
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Those people live off tips.
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Well, we can't use cards
or Helen will be able to track us.
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I have an idea, babe.
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Babe, are you sure
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we should just leave it
in the truck?
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Glider, no one's going
in that trailer.
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Chicken theft
is incredibly rare.
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Now, watch a master salesman
at work.
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Greetings, sir.
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My lady and I
would like a table.
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Oh, and by the way, these eggs
are definitely not for sale.
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- Okay?
- Yeah. No.
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Just because they're super special,
I can't put a price on them.
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If I had to, though,
I'd say $5 an egg.
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Wouldn't take a penny less.
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- I'll give you a dime an egg.
- And sold.
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What a sucker.
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Well, okay.
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Yeah, sure, I totally want to.
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But I have to give Kite Man
and Golden Glider a two weeks' notice
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and, uh, obviously,
they're not here right now,
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So I guess--
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They're on the run
with that Anti-Life Equation?
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Kite Man and Golden Glider
have the Anti-Life Equation?
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Um, no, no, don't listen to the guy
who just shit himself.
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Everyone knows Lex Luthor
and Helen Villigan
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have the
Whatever-you-call-it Equation?
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♪ The Anti-Life Equation! ♪
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Right, so you should probably
kill them if you need to kill anyone.
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You'd never lie to me
like your parents did,
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would you, Malice?
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No way, lying is...
out of fashion.
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I have sought this information
for a thousand generations.
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Now, to fulfill my destiny!
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Keep the Lee Trevinos
cold for my return.
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♪ Chill the glasses!
It really helps! ♪
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Shit, shit, shit!
I just lied to my god-daddy!
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Not a normal lie either,
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a lie about something
he's really interested in.
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Oh, I wouldn't worry, Mals.
He seems reasonable.
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He came to celebrate killing
my parents.
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Shit on a prick!
On a stick!
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I don't know
what the saying is.
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I am screwed.
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What we definitely can't do
is go back to Noonan's.
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That's the first place
they'll look.
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What should we do then?
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We should, one, stay away
from Noonan's.
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- Two, avoid Noonan's.
- That's the same point, babe.
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I really can't
stress it enough, babe.
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How exactly does one destroy something
that can't be nuked?
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Easy we wait for a storm.
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A brain storm.
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Now let's get a look
at these chicken thieves.
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Shoot her! Shoot her!
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Drop it in the ocean,
feed it to a starfish,
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or awaken a Kaiju
like a Mothra or a Godzilla.
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I love how creative
you are, babe.
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I just... I don't know
if any of these things really exist.
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- Um, babe.
- What?
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Chuck! I told you!
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You were right.
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And obviously,
that's what we should be
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- focused on at this moment.
- That is not what I mean.
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Oh, cluckin' hell.
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See? A clever line
feels pretty good sometimes.
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The scan's complete.
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There's no sign
of the Anti-Life Equation.
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Congratulations, Villigan.
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Your incompetence
led to the destruction
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of the only thing
that could kill Superman.
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My incompetence?
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You had it hidden for months
in a dive bar under chicken nuggets.
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What were you waiting for?
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The obvious thing.
His birthday.
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Or am I some kind of rube who kills
Superman on a random Tuesday?
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♪ Darkseid! ♪
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Hello, Lord Darkseid.
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- How are you?
- What a lovely surprise.
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Silence!
I despise pleasantries.
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♪ He hates small talk! ♪
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Where is
the Anti-Life Equation?
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Well, Lord Darkseid,
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unfortunately, there was
a giant nuclear explosion.
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And the Equation
has been destroyed.
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Idiots.
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The Anti-Life Equation cannot
be destroyed by a mere nuclear blast.
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One thousand nuclear blasts would not
even tickle a hair on its ball sack.
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♪ It's actually
Pronounced nuclear! ♪
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Oh, shut the fuck up!
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Well, if it still exists,
we should find it.
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There's no we here.
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You two are out of your depth.
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Time to step aside
and let the big dog eat.
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♪ Woof! Woof! ♪
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Lord Darkseid, I'll happily bow out
of the race for the Anti-Life Equation
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if you agree
to one tiny condition.
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- Which is?
- Villigan's Crime will be
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the exclusive delivery service
for Apokolips.
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- Free one-hour shipping?
- In perpetuity. It's a win-win.
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I like your style,
Villigan. Deal.
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Luthor, you're awfully quiet.
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Anything you care to add?
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Only congratulations
to you both.
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Let me know if I can be
of any assistance
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in your search, Lord Darkseid.
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Good. So we agree.
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The Anti-Life Equation is mine,
and you two are out.
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Well, you rolled over
like a horny puppy.
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If I hadn't, we'd both be dead.
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Once I have the Anti-Life Equation,
it won't matter.
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I'll be even more powerful
than Darkseid.
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And exactly how do you
plan to find
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the Anti-Life Equation
before Darkseid does?
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I don't need to find it.
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I'll have it delivered
straight to me.
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And then he discovered
that Princess Rebecca
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had been thrown
into a deep pit.
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Uh... Excuse me.
What is that?
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Oh, it's just
an applesauce squeezer.
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They have those?
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Do you have any idea
how much time I spend smushing apples,
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putting in cinnamon and nutmeg
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just so she'll eat
something healthy?
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That would be such a timesaver.
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Hey, what happens
to Princess Rebecca?
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Yeah, I'm riveted.
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Ah, yes. Well, next,
our brave hero Bane-jamin
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rescued Princess Rebecca
from the pit.
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The same place he spent
his childhood in darkness?
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Look who's been listening.
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What in the ugly shit fuck--
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Babe!
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I didn't eat the eggs.
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I swear. They gave me
the wrong order.
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Babe, gut feeling,
the Anti-Life Equation
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has something to do
with this giant chicken sitch.
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We've got to get that briefcase
away from the chickens!
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There it is.
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Fuck!
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Double fuck!
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Jinx!
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Management says the resort remains open
during nuclear cleanup,
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with unbeatable room specials
and a free continental breakfast.
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- Chuck, we have to.
- I know. Get the briefcase
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out of the...
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- It's Noonan.
- Well, answer it.
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Well, okay.
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Uh, hey, Noonan.
Just a, uh, smidge busy here.
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Any chance it can wait?
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I'm gonna put you on speaker.
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Kite Man! It's Lex Luthor.
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You will bring the Anti-Life
Equation to me now,
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or your friends will die.
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- That piece of shit.
- Okay.
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Just don't hurt them, Lex.
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We're on our way. We just need
a couple minutes to, uh...
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Hey, lovebirds.
Don't worry about us.
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It's under control.
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I'm gonna teach these guys
a lesson I learned in WW1.
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How the fuck old is this guy?
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Feels like it's turning
into one of those days, babe.
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00:13:25,106 --> 00:13:26,733
Glider, shoot a beam at it.
247
00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:29,110
Without the Anti-Life Equation,
I can't control my powers.
248
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,654
I'll kill everyone.
249
00:13:30,654 --> 00:13:32,739
Okay, uh, let's put on
our thinking caps.
250
00:13:32,739 --> 00:13:35,283
What's the best way
to kill a bird?
251
00:13:38,578 --> 00:13:41,581
- Yeah?
- Hey, Mals, uh, we need a quick fave.
252
00:13:41,581 --> 00:13:43,750
But I'm in the middle
of a retail therapy session.
253
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:44,793
It's been a day.
254
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:47,212
Bye! Do you have these
in a seven?
255
00:13:47,212 --> 00:13:50,173
Wait, wait. Mals, we're kind of dealing
with an itty bitty emergency.
256
00:13:50,173 --> 00:13:53,885
Me, too. Although this is
actually a big one. It's a one day sale.
257
00:13:53,885 --> 00:13:57,681
Malice, fuck the sale.
We need you and your cat, ASAP.
258
00:13:57,681 --> 00:13:59,641
I'll drop a pin
so you can find us.
259
00:13:59,641 --> 00:14:01,518
Well, I need to feed
Chessure first.
260
00:14:01,518 --> 00:14:03,603
Don't! We need her hungry.
261
00:14:03,603 --> 00:14:04,604
Fine.
262
00:14:15,281 --> 00:14:17,617
So their love was not to be
263
00:14:17,617 --> 00:14:21,746
as Princess Rebecca
remained lost in time.
264
00:14:21,746 --> 00:14:23,289
Okay, no more story.
265
00:14:23,289 --> 00:14:25,291
But what about her daughter?
266
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,293
Golden Glider? What about her?
267
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:29,921
She was being hunted
by the bad guys
268
00:14:29,921 --> 00:14:33,216
because she had
the Anti-Life Equation.
269
00:14:33,216 --> 00:14:35,844
Someone will save her, right?
270
00:14:35,844 --> 00:14:37,637
That is still unwritten.
271
00:14:37,637 --> 00:14:41,558
So there's still time for her
to get a happy ending?
272
00:14:41,558 --> 00:14:43,893
What? You are not old enough
to know...
273
00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:47,814
Oh. Oh. Oh.
A happy ending to the story.
274
00:14:47,814 --> 00:14:50,400
Right. Well, maybe
one day you'll see.
275
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,068
Hey, Bane!
276
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:55,864
Look my head is outside
but my body is inside.
277
00:14:55,864 --> 00:14:57,407
Going back in.
278
00:14:57,407 --> 00:14:59,826
What is this rumpus?
279
00:15:05,498 --> 00:15:07,917
I must protect my friends.
280
00:15:18,928 --> 00:15:21,348
Okay, Goldi, run upstairs,
lock the door,
281
00:15:21,348 --> 00:15:24,100
and don't go anywhere
until I get back, okay?
282
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,603
Okay. But I have to go potty.
283
00:15:26,603 --> 00:15:29,564
Do whatever need to do.
Just go.
284
00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:32,442
I will.
But it's not number one.
285
00:15:32,442 --> 00:15:36,488
Okay, well,
here's something to read.
286
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:52,837
D... Do... Don...
287
00:15:57,759 --> 00:16:02,764
Donut! Yay!
A donuts bathroom!
288
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:08,311
Malice, there's a chicken in there.
Make Chessure eat it!
289
00:16:08,311 --> 00:16:10,230
- She's vegan now.
- Malice!
290
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,400
Fine. Chessure, yummy birdie.
291
00:16:16,111 --> 00:16:18,571
Oh, thank God. I'm safe.
292
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,999
Oh, by any chance
did my god-daddy Darkseid
293
00:16:28,999 --> 00:16:32,752
show up recently asking about
any particular universe-destroying device?
294
00:16:32,752 --> 00:16:34,963
- No. Why?
- Nothing. Never mind.
295
00:16:36,381 --> 00:16:37,924
Oh, no!
296
00:16:40,552 --> 00:16:44,723
Oh! No! My baby.
Here, kitty kitty.
297
00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:49,436
I'm really into you, Summer.
298
00:16:49,436 --> 00:16:50,937
Me too, Trent.
299
00:16:50,937 --> 00:16:52,897
I mean, not me.
300
00:16:52,897 --> 00:16:56,526
That's silly. I mean,
I'm also super into yo--
301
00:16:56,526 --> 00:16:59,946
Honey, I really think we should wait
for interest rates to go down bef--
302
00:17:01,573 --> 00:17:05,035
All right. You've convinced me.
I'm going vegan.
303
00:17:21,426 --> 00:17:23,845
That thing's older than you.
304
00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:27,974
And it still gets the job done.
Just like me.
305
00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:31,311
Two-on-one, huh?
What are you guys, twins?
306
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,271
What are you guys, twins?
307
00:17:33,271 --> 00:17:35,315
Who wants some first?
308
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,525
Hey guys,
I was thinking maybe
309
00:17:37,525 --> 00:17:39,486
we should put a pin in this.
310
00:17:39,486 --> 00:17:42,030
It's like we say
at the fulfillment center,
311
00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:46,743
"Use your head,
and lift with your knees!"
312
00:17:46,743 --> 00:17:49,788
Let me know if you need
a receipt for that.
313
00:17:49,788 --> 00:17:51,831
You motherfucker!
314
00:17:51,831 --> 00:17:54,167
- Where's my fuckin' money?
- He owes you money?
315
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,460
Ah. Force of habit.
316
00:17:59,172 --> 00:18:01,424
Time to end this nonsense.
317
00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:03,969
What the fuck?
Where the hell is everybody?
318
00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:05,956
Whoa!
319
00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:11,518
And we tell the Queen of Fables
we've gone union.
320
00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:18,984
Well, well, well.
321
00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:24,197
Looks like I found
a little hiccup.
322
00:18:24,197 --> 00:18:26,908
Hansel. I never knew
you were a labor organizer.
323
00:18:26,908 --> 00:18:31,162
Well, I am. And we are not
coming out to fight
324
00:18:31,162 --> 00:18:33,581
until you agree to our demands!
325
00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:36,042
I mean, you can't disappear
for months,
326
00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:39,462
then show up and think
we'll do your bidding--
327
00:18:39,462 --> 00:18:42,590
Hansel!
328
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,719
Now it's Nobody and Gretel.
329
00:18:45,719 --> 00:18:47,429
Anybody else
want to start a union?
330
00:18:50,098 --> 00:18:52,934
Good.
Because we've got shit to do.
331
00:18:55,854 --> 00:18:57,522
Gettin' blood
all over my wingtips,
332
00:18:57,522 --> 00:18:58,732
you piece of garbage.
333
00:19:02,861 --> 00:19:05,113
And that's how we do it
at Noonan's.
334
00:19:05,113 --> 00:19:08,575
Beers on the house!
335
00:19:08,575 --> 00:19:10,577
All right. False alarm.
336
00:19:10,577 --> 00:19:12,495
I guess
everything was under control.
337
00:19:12,495 --> 00:19:13,913
Shame about Hansel.
338
00:19:13,913 --> 00:19:16,124
Okay. One beer each.
Then back in the book.
339
00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:19,419
Babe, we gotta get
this chicken away
340
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,212
from its
all-you-can-eat buffet.
341
00:19:21,212 --> 00:19:22,589
On it!
342
00:19:24,591 --> 00:19:25,884
Hold this.
343
00:19:27,469 --> 00:19:30,096
Holy moly!
344
00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:39,814
It's hammer time.
345
00:19:40,774 --> 00:19:43,276
Please Kite Man,
don't hurt 'em!
346
00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:04,255
Okay. You're welcome
for all the help. Bye.
347
00:20:04,255 --> 00:20:07,300
Think that briefcase
tastes like chicken?
348
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,636
God, I love you, babe.
349
00:20:09,636 --> 00:20:11,471
Hey. Three Bears.
350
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:12,973
We have a mutual friend.
351
00:20:12,973 --> 00:20:17,268
She just went upstairs to...
Oh, my God.
352
00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:21,523
I hope she didn't use the...
Goldilocks!
353
00:20:23,149 --> 00:20:25,652
Goldi?! I'm coming in
to make sure
354
00:20:25,652 --> 00:20:29,072
you didn't poop yourself
to the 1980s.
355
00:20:32,659 --> 00:20:37,998
I am a terrible babysitter.
356
00:20:37,998 --> 00:20:41,209
Looks like everything's A-okay
at the bar.
357
00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:42,544
Look at this.
358
00:20:42,544 --> 00:20:44,337
I know.
And this was just one chicken.
359
00:20:44,337 --> 00:20:47,966
Imagine if Darkseid
or Lex Luthor got their hands on it.
360
00:20:47,966 --> 00:20:49,450
Well, that's not gonna
happen, babe,
361
00:20:49,452 --> 00:20:50,760
because I'm in this
till the end.
362
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,178
So am I, babe.
363
00:20:52,178 --> 00:20:55,181
You and me, Chuck,
no matter what.
364
00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:00,770
Luthor and Villigan
were useless.
365
00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,647
We're back to where we started.
366
00:21:02,647 --> 00:21:03,732
Yes, sire.
367
00:21:03,732 --> 00:21:06,026
It appears Malice was mistaken.
368
00:21:06,026 --> 00:21:07,902
Mistaken or lied?
369
00:21:07,902 --> 00:21:09,529
♪ Treason! ♪
370
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,823
But why would Malice lie to me?
371
00:21:11,823 --> 00:21:14,451
Unless... she must know
372
00:21:14,451 --> 00:21:16,828
where the Anti-Life
Equation is.
373
00:21:16,828 --> 00:21:19,372
Brilliant, sire.
Shall we Boom Tube to Noonan's?
374
00:21:19,372 --> 00:21:20,790
DeSaad, you donkey.
375
00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:23,877
Noonan's is exactly
where a moron would hide.
376
00:21:23,877 --> 00:21:27,672
But Malice shares my bloodline,
she's a genius.
377
00:21:27,672 --> 00:21:29,215
♪ So smart! ♪
378
00:21:29,215 --> 00:21:31,760
We must find a way to track her
without her knowing.
379
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,386
♪ You have the chip ♪
380
00:21:33,386 --> 00:21:34,846
I don't have any chips.
381
00:21:34,846 --> 00:21:37,390
No, the one in the kitty cat.
Remember, sire?
382
00:21:37,390 --> 00:21:40,852
It was an add-on at checkout
when you purchased Chessure.
383
00:21:40,852 --> 00:21:45,273
Ah, yes! That pushy clerk.
What was his name?
384
00:21:45,273 --> 00:21:46,441
♪ Brandon ♪
385
00:21:46,441 --> 00:21:48,234
Right, Brandon.
386
00:21:48,234 --> 00:21:51,446
I'm telling you, these pet stores
are dens of thieves.
387
00:21:51,446 --> 00:21:55,408
So may I log you in on
the "Track My Demon Pet" app?
388
00:21:55,408 --> 00:21:58,662
Where Chessure is,
there you will find Malice.
389
00:21:58,662 --> 00:22:00,121
Excellent.
390
00:22:00,121 --> 00:22:02,499
It's time to get the truth
from my goddaughter.
391
00:22:02,499 --> 00:22:06,544
The Anti-Life Equation
is so close, I can taste it.
392
00:22:06,544 --> 00:22:09,881
♪ Yum, yum ♪
394
00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:44,082
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪29588
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