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Well, if you have
to be on the run
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from two of the most ruthless
villains in the world,
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never hurts to see the words,
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"Free breakfast."
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"Free Continental breakfast."
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Hey, remind me
on what continent
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they eat this trash
for breakfast?
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Okay.
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How about we sit and enjoy
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our sour cream parfaits?
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We should
go back to Noonan's.
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Babe, that's the first place
Lex and Helen will look.
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Plus, this is fun.
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We're on the run,
like Bonnie and Clyde.
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That's ridiculous.
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You are such a Clyde.
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Yeah. I say we lay low,
let tempers cool,
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then reach out to Lex
and Helen on our terms.
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Ask them what they'd
give us for it.
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Fuck, no! With this,
I can control my powers.
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We don't have to answer
to anybody anymore.
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No doubt.
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All I'm saying is,
we don't exactly know
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what this briefcase thing is.
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And while it's super cool
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that you can totally control
your powers now,
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that there might be
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side effects
we aren't considering.
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Maybe mood related.
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Oh, no. Uh, not quite
finished with that.
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Whoa! Babe!
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There's something creepy
about those guys, Chuck.
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They wanted the briefcase.
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All right. Well, maybs still
a smidge of an overreact-sh.
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Uh, babe,
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I know we're not
answering to anyone,
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but I feel like
we should take this.
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- It's Noonan.
- FIne.
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And next time, there better
be yogurt down here!
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And some eggs
fucking Benedict!
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Stop it.
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All right.
I did some digging.
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When you open the case,
is there something inside?
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- Yeah.
- Good.
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- Does it glow? Okay.
- Yeah.
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When you look at it,
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do you see the struggle
of chaos over empathy?
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The all-knowing
and the unknowable?
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The faint shrieks
of the damned
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ringing in the caverns
of your soul?
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Uh... yeah.
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What you have is definitely
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the Anti-Life Equation.
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- The what?
- The most feared
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weapon in the universe.
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They say it bestows
the power to enslave minds.
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That there's no telling
what it does
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to whoever holds it.
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- Okie-doke.
- Listen...
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bad people
are looking for that.
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If you got somewhere to hide,
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I suggest you go there.
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I think I know just the place.
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A resort and spa?
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Babe, here we can
be on the run for our lives
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and have a relaxing,
couple's getaway.
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Plus, I trust the owner.
He's an old friend.
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Kite Man!
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Damn good to see you!
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♪ Hell yeah! ♪
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So glad you're back
together, Fables.
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And I forgot how much
I love that outfit.
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Yeah, feels good.
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That cockroach Insect Queen
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scurried into her
cocoon real fast
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once I got my body back.
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Thanks for throwing me
the party.
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Of course. I love throwing
re-capitation parties.
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This party is lifting
my spirits,
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which had been crushed
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after I did not win
Sexiest Villain.
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Well, I suppose you could say
you're technically
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the second sexiest.
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Oh! Well, I haven't
thought of that.
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Second sexiest
is the first un-sexiest.
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Back in business, huh?
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Let's just say I got some
killing to catch up on.
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But first, gonna
kill these glutes
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in my Bangin' Booty class.
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Give my legs their
"damn" back.
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Yeah, must be nice
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to do a workout class
or, you know, walk.
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Hold up. Anybody else
feel that?
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I think a super fucking
ungrateful breeze
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- just blew through.
- Oh. Wow.
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So I'm supposed to, what,
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thank you after you blew
my shot with Insect Queen?
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She was gonna eat you,
you dumb motherfucker!
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- Says you.
- You're welcome.
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You're just jealous
she was so into me.
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Y'all hearing this shit?
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Go on, bears.
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Lick that half naked ingrate
out of that honey.
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Oh, sure! Walk away!
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Got your body back, suddenly
you're too good for Moe!
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This is the most premier,
high-end resort in the country.
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We got fresh air for days.
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- Is that a nuclear power plant?
- You're damn right it is.
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That's how I got
the land so cheap.
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Smart. This place
is gorgeous, Frank.
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Thanks.
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I provide Gotham's
rich and famous
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with an exclusive
private getaway.
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Hey, now look here,
don't worry.
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I got you off the books.
Our highest level of privacy.
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I understand
you got a little trinket
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that some bad peeps want.
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Sure do.
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Bit of a Catch Twenty Dos,
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can't let it fall
into the wrong hands.
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Can't keep it in our hands.
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It's turned my cuddly,
snuggle bear
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into a bit of a grizzly,
murder bear.
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So, yeah, still noodling
on how we get rid of it.
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No, we are not.
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Well, you can trust the old
Frank there, snuggle bear.
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I'll keep it quiet.
And while you're here
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enjoy a massage, a sauna,
rent bikes, whatever you want.
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You know Frank got you, baby.
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Mom?
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Ooh, bike ride and picnic
around the nuke plant could be fun.
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'Splode my mother!
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- Are you kidding me?
- What is it?
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Lex and Helen want
to meet with me privately.
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Saying it's super important.
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The hell, you think they want?
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Isn't it obvious?
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They want Bane
at the big boy table.
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I thought you said Lex Luthor
treated you like rubbish.
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Um, no. I said "garbage."
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But that was before Helen.
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She knows a supervillain
when she sees one.
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She clearly convinced Lex
that I'm worthy of respect.
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Uh-huh...
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But, do not worry.
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I will not forget
about you guys.
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You will all have minor jobs
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at my supervillain
'ministration.
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- Ugh.
- Thank you, I guess.
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Yeah, right,
I'm holding my breath.
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Um, Fables,
is that a friend of yours?
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Goddamn it!
Goldilocks got out?
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Do you want some cigarettes?
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Cigarettes are too smokey.
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Right. Um, Fables...
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Ugh! I forgot
how annoying she is.
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All right, you golden
little shit, back in the book.
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Hmph! I don't want to.
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Come on, in the book.
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Um, looks like the little lady
does not want to go, Fables.
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Maybe you should let her
stay for a bit?
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Then somebody's
gotta watch her.
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I'm late for Bangin' Booty.
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Then I'm getting
my nails done.
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- Oh, hell no.
- I'm not a fuckin' babysitter.
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Fine! Then you're
babysitting, Bane.
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Yay!
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Well, the thing is,
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I am not great with kids.
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Happy birthday, Liam.
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What... what is this?
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Hm. It is despair.
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Um, I was hoping for a swan?
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Despair is what comes
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when we do not get
the things we hope for.
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Okay! Um...
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Perhaps anguish?
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Uh, misery?
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Or... or a poodle?
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So, yeah.
Not really a babysitter.
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Hmm.
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I suppose I could keep an eye
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for a short bit.
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- Bye.
- But do not forget.
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I have got my big
Lex and Helen thing later.
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So...
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Hey! Hey, of course,
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our pool with full-service
cabanas and swim-up bar.
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Yeah, yeah, I see you!
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We're also the premiere
bachelorette party destination.
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It says SPF 40.
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But it's more like SPF 69.
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I just had three moles
removed, so...
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Georgia O'Keefe's
great-granddaughter, Amber,
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is getting married
next weekend.
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Amber, I am so happy for you.
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No, I just-- Seriously?
You deserve it.
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Second time is the charm.
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This is pretty wild.
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Oh, hey!
The stripper's here!
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You gonna lose
that suit or what?
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Yeah! Come on, green bean.
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Show us what you got!
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Oh, uh, no,
actually, not a stripper.
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Just here on some
serious business.
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With his serious girlfriend.
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Ooh, "Serious girlfriend."
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Sounds serious.
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Yeah, well it is.
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We live together.
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Ooh! She lives
with a stripper!
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Okay, now, ladies,
I'm very flattered...
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Oh, you're flattered?
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Not at all flattered.
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Anyway, hope
it's a lovely wedding.
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Forget ice skates.
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Take it off!
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Forget me?
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Oh, I don't think so.
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Where ya goin', ladies?
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The party's just starting.
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Come on, don't run!
It's Amber's weekend.
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Let's pick out some
bridesmaid dresses,
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you trash bags!
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Holy shitballs! Code red!
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I need some cabana staff
out here, stat!
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Ladies, take it easy.
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Everything's gonna be cool.
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- Ooh!
- Oh!
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- Babe, babe! Calm down, please.
- That's fucked up!
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Now, come on.
Just calm down.
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Now they'll
never forget me.
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I don't know
what the fuck that was,
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but I can't have you coming
in here, melting my customers.
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Absolutely, Frank.
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Ixnay on the elting-may
of the ustomers-kay.
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You have my word.
Won't happen again.
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- Right, babe?
- I don't know.
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And you can take
that to the bank.
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You got one night
and that's it.
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I'll take you to your bungalow.
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But in the morning,
you are out of here.
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Okay. Yeah.
No, I guess that's fair.
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After you, Glider.
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God damn it. I'm probably gonna have
to comp that O'Keefe room.
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You got Frank fucked up.
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Oh, my God!
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Do not go shopping
with Goldilocks.
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That was a day at the mall
I'd like to forget.
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"This one's too tight,
this one's too lose..."
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Jesus Christ!
Pick a fucking dress!
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Particular, ain't she?
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- Do you want something?
- A milkshake.
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I cannot believe
Fables is not back.
255
00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:42,825
Can you watch Goldie?
256
00:09:42,825 --> 00:09:46,036
Hey! This stool is too wobbly.
257
00:09:46,036 --> 00:09:48,580
- Forget it.
- I made a business plan
258
00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:49,873
for Lex and Helen.
259
00:09:49,873 --> 00:09:52,167
With some sweet
graphs and charts.
260
00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:55,087
You know, for when
we join forces.
261
00:09:55,087 --> 00:09:57,297
Anyway, I want
to go print it out.
262
00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:00,346
This milkshake
is too cold.
263
00:10:00,348 --> 00:10:01,604
Half-hour, tops.
264
00:10:01,606 --> 00:10:04,471
This milkshake is too hot.
265
00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,724
How can a milkshake
be too hot?
266
00:10:06,724 --> 00:10:08,517
I hate this bloody cunt.
267
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,185
Language!
268
00:10:10,185 --> 00:10:12,730
Come on, Goldie. Let's go.
269
00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:14,523
PO Boxes and So Forth
270
00:10:14,523 --> 00:10:16,233
closes in 20 minute!
271
00:10:23,574 --> 00:10:27,520
Hello. I am in a rush
and I need to print a 37-page--
272
00:10:27,522 --> 00:10:28,827
Just a moment, sir.
273
00:10:29,113 --> 00:10:30,414
Hey, kiddo.
274
00:10:30,414 --> 00:10:32,249
I bet you'd like a lollipop.
275
00:10:32,249 --> 00:10:34,376
- No, no, no, you don't want--
- Yucky!
276
00:10:34,376 --> 00:10:37,504
This lollipop is too sweet.
277
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,089
Goddamnit!
278
00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:42,009
Okay. Well, let me see
if I have another one.
279
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,895
Really not necessary.
280
00:10:43,897 --> 00:10:45,928
Again, up against
the clock here.
281
00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:48,518
This one is too sour.
282
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,267
I want full-color collated...
283
00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:53,062
Oh, maybe I have
one more option.
284
00:10:53,062 --> 00:10:54,813
And I need it,
like, yesterday.
285
00:10:54,813 --> 00:10:58,567
This one is just right.
286
00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:00,319
Aw, good!
287
00:11:00,319 --> 00:11:02,696
Now, I'm sorry, sir,
but we're closing.
288
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,156
Perhaps you can
come back tomorrow?
289
00:11:04,156 --> 00:11:05,616
What?
290
00:11:05,616 --> 00:11:08,535
That is what I was entirely
trying to avoid
291
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:09,703
with my urgency!
292
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:14,500
These store hours
will be your reckoning!
293
00:11:17,378 --> 00:11:20,547
You are lucky I am with child.
294
00:11:31,016 --> 00:11:32,685
Hey, Kite Man, join me.
295
00:11:34,812 --> 00:11:37,523
Thanks, bud. And I insist
I'm paying for this.
296
00:11:37,523 --> 00:11:40,067
No shit, you're paying for it.
It's gonna cost me a fortune
297
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,152
to fix everything
your girlfriend broke.
298
00:11:42,152 --> 00:11:44,029
Yeah, I...
299
00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:45,155
I'm sorry, Frank.
300
00:11:45,155 --> 00:11:46,699
Mm-hm. It's not your fault.
301
00:11:46,699 --> 00:11:48,617
Good to see you
found somebody, man.
302
00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:51,161
I always thought you had
a raw deal in the Ivy thing.
303
00:11:51,161 --> 00:11:52,997
Well, it was for the best,
304
00:11:52,997 --> 00:11:54,665
but I'm kind of feeling
305
00:11:54,665 --> 00:11:57,501
like I'm about to be
a two-time loser in love.
306
00:11:57,501 --> 00:11:59,128
Glider hasn't been
the same
307
00:11:59,128 --> 00:12:00,671
since she got this
Anti-life Equation.
308
00:12:00,671 --> 00:12:02,911
Mm-hm. Once you get
that kind of power,
309
00:12:02,913 --> 00:12:04,363
that shit goes to your head.
310
00:12:04,365 --> 00:12:05,365
It's so weird.
311
00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:07,681
It's gotten inside her brain
but doesn't do anything to me.
312
00:12:07,682 --> 00:12:09,179
Speaking of,
"Don't do anything,"
313
00:12:09,179 --> 00:12:10,230
where's your fucking kite?
314
00:12:10,232 --> 00:12:11,682
I traded it for a power
315
00:12:11,682 --> 00:12:13,851
that turned me into
a world-class a-hole.
316
00:12:13,851 --> 00:12:17,980
If it wasn't for Glider,
I'd still be "Beast Mode."
317
00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:20,065
As soon as she saved me,
I knew right then
318
00:12:20,065 --> 00:12:22,526
I never wanted another power.
319
00:12:22,526 --> 00:12:23,402
No, thanks.
320
00:12:23,402 --> 00:12:24,862
Well, there it is.
321
00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:26,280
- What?
- She wants control.
322
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,032
Briefcase makes her
a control freak.
323
00:12:28,032 --> 00:12:30,909
You don't want nothing,
so it does nothing to you.
324
00:12:30,909 --> 00:12:32,411
Huh.
325
00:12:32,411 --> 00:12:35,039
I have got to get her
back to herself.
326
00:12:35,039 --> 00:12:36,790
I mean, it is kind of tricky
327
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,293
dating someone
who kills indiscriminately
328
00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:42,713
and can enslave the minds
of all living beings.
329
00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:46,008
Hm. So that's why so many
villains want that briefcase.
330
00:12:46,008 --> 00:12:48,635
Yep, and I'm afraid
of what they'll do with it.
331
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:51,055
But then again,
we sure can't keep it.
332
00:12:51,055 --> 00:12:52,973
Yeah, real pickle
you got there.
333
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:58,033
Well, I should probs get
a little shut eye. Thanks, Frank.
334
00:12:58,035 --> 00:13:00,018
Sleep well, Kite Man.
335
00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:03,861
There is still no sign
336
00:13:03,863 --> 00:13:06,236
- of Kite Man and Golden Glider.
- Really?
337
00:13:06,236 --> 00:13:08,489
I thought your precious
all-knowing algorithm
338
00:13:08,489 --> 00:13:09,740
would have found them by now.
339
00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:11,328
Oh, have you tried
unplugging it
340
00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:12,579
and then plugging it back in?
341
00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:14,495
I don't care for your sarcasm.
342
00:13:14,495 --> 00:13:16,510
Perhaps you should leave
the villainy to a professional.
343
00:13:16,512 --> 00:13:18,082
Like it or not, Luthor,
344
00:13:18,082 --> 00:13:19,875
if we want
to find the briefcase,
345
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,418
we have to work together.
346
00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:22,419
For now.
347
00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:24,254
That's why I summoned Bane.
348
00:13:24,254 --> 00:13:25,589
He's easily manipulated
349
00:13:25,589 --> 00:13:27,257
and will certainly
lead us to Kite Man.
350
00:13:27,257 --> 00:13:29,385
- You're welcome.
- And what if he can't?
351
00:13:29,385 --> 00:13:31,220
Then we kill him.
352
00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:33,072
What is up, team?
353
00:13:33,074 --> 00:13:35,867
Look, I hope you have
a good A/V set up
354
00:13:35,869 --> 00:13:38,060
- because I couldn't print--
- Bane.
355
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,186
I didn't know you had a--
356
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,939
Oh, no, just baby-sitting.
357
00:13:41,939 --> 00:13:43,649
This is Goldilocks.
358
00:13:43,649 --> 00:13:45,109
Do not worry.
359
00:13:45,109 --> 00:13:47,000
It'll be like
she's not even here.
360
00:13:47,002 --> 00:13:49,655
Well, sweetie, how about
you find a place to sit
361
00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:51,407
- while the grown-ups talk?
- Bane,
362
00:13:51,407 --> 00:13:53,369
this may be
the most important--
363
00:13:53,371 --> 00:13:57,830
This seat is too soft.
364
00:13:57,830 --> 00:14:01,041
Goldie, can you just move
to another one?
365
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,334
Bane,
366
00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:04,753
the balance of power
in the universe--
367
00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:07,486
This seat is too hard.
368
00:14:07,488 --> 00:14:09,174
For fuck's sake,
put a muzzle on that kid.
369
00:14:09,174 --> 00:14:10,592
Well, hold up, Lex.
370
00:14:10,592 --> 00:14:12,928
I don't think we need
the harsh language.
371
00:14:12,928 --> 00:14:15,973
I agree. Why don't you find
another seat, sweetheart?
372
00:14:15,973 --> 00:14:18,892
Bane, you're going to give
us the location of Kite Man--
373
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,562
This seat is too high.
374
00:14:21,562 --> 00:14:22,980
- Jesus Christ!
- You know what,
375
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,231
you spoiled little shit?
376
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,858
I paid a lot for these couches.
377
00:14:25,858 --> 00:14:28,652
You will not talk to her
in that manner!
378
00:14:28,652 --> 00:14:30,195
We'll talk to that brat
however we want.
379
00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:32,865
"Brat"? How dare you?
380
00:14:32,865 --> 00:14:34,199
She knows what she wants
381
00:14:34,199 --> 00:14:35,868
and will not settle
for something
382
00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:37,286
that is not just right.
383
00:14:37,286 --> 00:14:40,069
A lesson I should have
learned long ago.
384
00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:43,917
- I pass on your offer.
- We made no offer.
385
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,502
Jesus!
386
00:14:45,502 --> 00:14:47,896
Come on, Goldie.
We're leaving.
387
00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:50,007
Mr. Bane,
388
00:14:50,007 --> 00:14:53,552
- you're just right.
- Aw.
389
00:14:53,552 --> 00:14:56,764
You're not going anywhere
until you tell us where Golden--
390
00:14:56,764 --> 00:14:58,682
That won't be necessary.
391
00:14:58,682 --> 00:14:59,975
Excuse me?
392
00:14:59,975 --> 00:15:01,685
Look at that, Lex.
393
00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:04,021
Seems it's time for
the professionals
394
00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:05,417
to take charge.
395
00:15:05,419 --> 00:15:07,900
I don't call it work.
396
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:10,152
I call it fun.
397
00:15:14,406 --> 00:15:16,367
"Calm down." Why would he
want me to calm down?
398
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:17,910
Other people
need to calm down.
399
00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:19,203
I'm doing great.
400
00:15:19,203 --> 00:15:20,509
I mean,
do I feel a little weird?
401
00:15:20,511 --> 00:15:21,622
Yeah, maybe.
402
00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:23,707
But also,
I have never felt better.
403
00:15:23,707 --> 00:15:26,210
You've never
been better.
404
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:29,338
- Mom...
- Our time has arrived, Lisa.
405
00:15:29,338 --> 00:15:31,799
We've been
laughed at, forgotten,
406
00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,884
- abandoned.
- You abandoned me.
407
00:15:33,884 --> 00:15:35,594
I made you strong.
408
00:15:35,594 --> 00:15:38,347
But we were not made
for this world, you and I.
409
00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:40,933
- We weren't?
- That's why I left, darling.
410
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:43,560
Why I went searching
for the one thing
411
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,562
that could make us whole.
412
00:15:46,188 --> 00:15:47,940
And you found it.
413
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:49,942
The thing that would
make all the pain
414
00:15:49,942 --> 00:15:51,360
and the loneliness worth it.
415
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,404
The thing that would finally
give you control.
416
00:15:53,404 --> 00:15:54,822
I can control it now.
417
00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:58,367
And we are now more powerful
than all of them.
418
00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,911
We can rule
as mother and daughter.
419
00:16:00,911 --> 00:16:02,538
But what about Chuck?
420
00:16:02,538 --> 00:16:05,666
Chuck? Don't you mean
Beast Mode?
421
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:07,918
Don't buy
the nice guy routine.
422
00:16:07,918 --> 00:16:09,378
You've seen the real him.
423
00:16:09,378 --> 00:16:13,090
He's in the way
of everything you want.
424
00:16:14,883 --> 00:16:16,051
Mom?
425
00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:17,386
Uh, yeah, babe?
426
00:16:17,386 --> 00:16:19,430
Uh, we should prob
get some zzz's, huh?
427
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:22,891
Chuck, are you in the way
of everything I want?
428
00:16:22,891 --> 00:16:24,143
I'm sorry. What now?
429
00:16:24,143 --> 00:16:25,894
Don't be.
430
00:16:25,894 --> 00:16:29,023
We could be the most powerful
villain couple in the universe.
431
00:16:29,023 --> 00:16:30,774
Enslaving the minds of--
432
00:16:30,774 --> 00:16:33,569
Okay, okay, babe, I'm gonna have to use
one of my timeouts here.
433
00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:35,821
I think the Equation
is going to your head.
434
00:16:35,821 --> 00:16:38,949
And quite frankly, I'm tired
of being polite about it.
435
00:16:38,949 --> 00:16:40,743
Oh, really?
436
00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:42,094
You're starting to sound
like someone
437
00:16:42,096 --> 00:16:44,705
who'd like to have
his mind enslaved.
438
00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:46,790
Huh?
439
00:16:47,791 --> 00:16:49,460
The hell?
440
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:50,502
Sorry, Kite Man.
441
00:16:50,502 --> 00:16:52,254
Frank! You sold us out?
442
00:16:52,254 --> 00:16:53,672
You bastard!
443
00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:56,258
Hey, I'm a plant.
I always lean toward the sun.
444
00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:59,720
And by sun, I mean a huge
bag of Helen Villigan's money.
445
00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:04,058
How is it we keep running
into each other?
446
00:17:06,769 --> 00:17:08,604
I did not consent
to this lick-down.
447
00:17:08,604 --> 00:17:09,897
Okay, keep talking.
448
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:11,607
I'll send you back
to that bottomless
449
00:17:11,607 --> 00:17:13,442
breadstick factory
you came from,
450
00:17:13,442 --> 00:17:14,610
you ungrateful meatball.
451
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:15,903
I'm ungrateful?
452
00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:18,280
I let your head take up
space on my body
453
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,740
rent-free there, Mother Goose.
454
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:23,035
- You miserable...
- You insufferable...
455
00:17:23,035 --> 00:17:25,079
Gorgeous, sexy bastard.
456
00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:27,164
I've missed you, baby.
457
00:17:27,164 --> 00:17:28,415
- Mm...
- Ah...
458
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:30,959
Ooh, good!
459
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:33,045
Your mommy and, uh...
460
00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:34,505
step-Moe are...
461
00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:36,298
Well...
462
00:17:36,298 --> 00:17:38,133
Maybe let's cover your eyes.
463
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,053
Uh, and mine too.
464
00:17:41,053 --> 00:17:42,846
Well, isn't that touching?
465
00:17:42,846 --> 00:17:45,432
Yeah, I'd say that's a lot
of touching, all right.
466
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,354
It's over,
Golden Glider.
467
00:17:50,354 --> 00:17:52,731
Give us
the Anti-life Equation.
468
00:17:52,731 --> 00:17:55,067
- Fuck off.
- There's no sense in fighting.
469
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:57,277
You can't enslave
the minds of robots.
470
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,572
And by the time you melt
their hafnium carbide armor,
471
00:18:00,572 --> 00:18:02,866
Kite Man will be dead.
472
00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:06,036
So hand it over
and we'll all go home.
473
00:18:06,036 --> 00:18:08,163
Babe, as much as I want
to get rid of this thing,
474
00:18:08,163 --> 00:18:11,083
I feel like giving it
to Helen is a bad idea.
475
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,377
No shit! Any good ideas?
476
00:18:13,377 --> 00:18:16,630
Maybe get the hell
out of here?
477
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:19,174
Okay. It's something.
Let's do it.
478
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,980
Hell yeah, Chuck!
479
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,898
Disc-golf skills have many
applications, babe.
480
00:18:41,572 --> 00:18:43,115
Fuck!
481
00:18:43,115 --> 00:18:45,909
I would, babe, but usually
like to be on top of the bed.
482
00:18:46,744 --> 00:18:48,287
That was pretty good, babe.
483
00:18:48,287 --> 00:18:49,663
Now run for the door!
484
00:18:59,757 --> 00:19:01,967
Damn it!
Get me that briefcase.
485
00:19:05,804 --> 00:19:07,681
Ugh! They're still here?
486
00:19:09,892 --> 00:19:12,061
Amber, this stripper is so--
487
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,289
Unless they're working
on their backhand, babe,
488
00:19:32,289 --> 00:19:33,707
this won't hold them for long.
489
00:19:36,627 --> 00:19:38,079
But I've got an idea.
490
00:19:38,081 --> 00:19:40,039
- What is it?
- I shouldn't say it out loud, babe,
491
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:43,050
but it rhymes with
puke-ular sour chant.
492
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,593
What? Oh!
493
00:19:44,593 --> 00:19:45,969
Okay, good call.
494
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:51,517
Where the hell are they going?
495
00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:52,685
After them!
496
00:19:58,816 --> 00:20:00,192
Chuck, this is brilliant.
497
00:20:00,192 --> 00:20:03,529
From here I can vaporize
them all in one shot.
498
00:20:03,529 --> 00:20:05,155
Show Helen
who's in charge now.
499
00:20:05,155 --> 00:20:08,075
Uh, babe, that's not
exactly what I was thinking.
500
00:20:10,285 --> 00:20:13,080
I think we should chuck
that thing into the reactor.
501
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,248
Are you kidding me?
502
00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:17,960
No! I'd sooner chuck you
into the reactor, Chuck.
503
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,338
Babe, I made a mistake
when I got a power.
504
00:20:21,338 --> 00:20:23,340
It took me to a bad place.
505
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,884
But you never gave up on me.
506
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,304
I know it might not
feel like it,
507
00:20:29,304 --> 00:20:31,807
but the same thing
is happening to you.
508
00:20:31,807 --> 00:20:33,892
The Equation
is corrupting you.
509
00:20:33,892 --> 00:20:37,354
It wants to destroy us
and everything we love.
510
00:20:37,354 --> 00:20:38,856
Probably even pizza.
511
00:20:38,856 --> 00:20:42,192
So, you want me to give up
control of my powers?
512
00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:45,446
The thing that's made me
feel stronger than I ever have
513
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:47,031
in my entire life?
514
00:20:47,031 --> 00:20:48,699
I won't do it.
515
00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:00,544
I will never stop
fighting for you.
516
00:21:00,544 --> 00:21:01,712
Don't.
517
00:21:06,258 --> 00:21:09,219
- Babe... Fine.
- Don't babe me, Chuck.
518
00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:11,221
Huh-- Mm.
519
00:21:26,987 --> 00:21:28,155
You feel that babe?
520
00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:30,032
That kiss rumbled
because I threw
521
00:21:30,032 --> 00:21:32,743
a little bonus emotion in it
and a little bit more tongue.
522
00:21:32,743 --> 00:21:35,245
I don't think
that was the kiss, babe.
523
00:21:38,582 --> 00:21:40,417
- Oh, shit.
- Hold on!
524
00:21:57,601 --> 00:21:58,894
Goddamn!
525
00:22:00,312 --> 00:22:02,106
How do
you feel, babe?
526
00:22:02,106 --> 00:22:03,941
Like myself again.
527
00:22:03,941 --> 00:22:05,401
And kinda hungover.
528
00:22:05,401 --> 00:22:06,860
We did it.
529
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,112
Should we go check it out?
530
00:22:12,449 --> 00:22:13,458
Oh.
531
00:22:15,456 --> 00:22:16,530
Hell, no.
532
00:22:47,401 --> 00:22:49,111
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